The Slave Online Dating Guide

Li Yuexi held the phone, her pupils shattered, and her three views were refreshed again.

Where did Yu get the courage to be so upright that he dared to ask him to have a confrontation offline.He snatches other people's girlfriends, is he still reasonable? !

Before Yu said those tiger-wolf words, he imagined that Yu was a cold and handsome guy who didn't talk much.If Yu You's voice hadn't changed, and Lin had testified, he couldn't believe that this little boy was the Yewang brother he had fallen in love with at the first sight.

He thought he had become a fast person, but he didn't expect Yu to become faster than him again.It took him a day to end his secret love, and Yu was still playing games with him normally one second, and forgot about him the next second, it doesn't matter if I raise you and become a father.

Why, he couldn't figure it out, he really couldn't figure it out.

Is this human?

Li Yuexi was thinking about the complexity of human nature, and a voice call popped up, which was sent by Yu You.

Here comes the duel between men!

After the voice was connected, the two of them were silent at the same time, and it was Nan Xu who spoke first.

"Yueyue's boyfriend?"

Li Yuexi lowered her voice: "It's me. Yu You, how dare you call me?"

Nanxu: "Why don't you dare, don't you want to talk to me?"

"Yes, I want to chat with you." Li Yuexi tried her best to act out the anger of a man about to be raped,

"Yu You, I entrusted Yueyue to you because I trusted you. Now you are poaching my corner in an open and honest manner. Are you worthy of my trust?"

"I'm sorry." Nan Xu said,

"But Shiranui Huoyue is too cute, I can't help it."

...I thank you for your compliment.

"He, how cute is he?"

Nan Xu smiled silently.What is the little liar doing, begging for boasting?

"His eyes are big, bright, and beautiful."

Li Yuexi immediately said: "How can you trust the photos. The water in the p-picture is too deep, you can't grasp the brother. Listen to my advice..."

"He is good at playing games. He is so strong that he doesn't like to lose. If he loses a game, he will get angry and cry. He is very kind to his friends and shows loyalty. He has strange brain circuits, but he is very good at taking care of other people's feelings. He is inadvertently The warmth of the room healed others, but he didn't realize it himself." Nan Xu said slowly, "When I'm with him, all troubles will disappear."

Li Yuexi was stunned.

Yu You's voice is really... like Nanxu.Not just the voice, but also the tone.He even felt that if Nan Xu said he liked someone, it would probably be like this.

It's a pity that he has never heard Nan Xu say that he likes it, and he won't hear it again in the future.

Realizing what he was thinking, Li Yuexi snapped back to his senses, and quickly drank some water to calm down.

How could he compare Yuyou with Nanxu, this is an insult to Nanxu.Apart from playing games, Nanxu has nothing to offer, and he will never be a male junior like Yu Youyou.

"...Yu You."

"Ok?"

"I remember you weren't like this before." Li Yuexi couldn't help asking, "What kind of stimulation did you receive, and who made you like this?"

Nan Xu said lightly: "You still have the nerve to ask."

Li Yuexi was furious: "Why am I embarrassed?! The male mistress is you and not me!"

Nan Xu said: "I still want to meet and chat with you. I know you and I are in the same city. You decide the time and place."

Li Yuexi has been online for more than ten years, and knows countless netizens.He and his brother who played dota with him have known each other for several years and have never had a face.He has only known Yu You for a few months, why should he give him his precious first time.

Li Yuexi was about to refuse when she heard Nan Xu say, "We compete fairly. If you can make me recognize you, I am willing to quit."

Li Yuexi's heart skipped a beat.He is quite confident in his appearance and temperament, easily crushing 90.00% of [-]% of men of the same age.As long as Yu doesn't grow up to be like Nan Xu or Shine, he will definitely feel ashamed when he sees him, and quit the competition every minute.

"Then summer vacation." Li Yuexi said, "Wait until I finish the exam."

Nan Xu breathed a sigh of relief.After saying so many things he couldn't say, the little liar was finally willing to meet.

"Okay, see you in summer vacation."

The summer vacation officially begins in early July, but for college students, the summer vacation arrives after the last exam.

Li Yuexi's last exam is scheduled for the afternoon.On the way to the examination room, Tang Lingchu asked them if they had bought a plane ticket to go home.

Xue Ding said: "I plan to go home late. Once I get home, my mother will wake me up at seven o'clock every morning. One day can be less than one day. How about you, Yueyue, do you want to follow your mother around the world again?" .”

"I stayed with my mom last summer, and this summer I have to follow my dad. I can't be partial." Li Yuexi said, "My dad intends to buy a team of Des, and let me hold his eyes for him. I will fly to Shanghai in a few days." Before that, he had to meet Yu again as Shiranui Yue's boyfriend.

"How much is the seat fee for the Des League, 2000 million or 3000 million US dollars? Fuck, your family seems to be richer than I imagined." Schrödinger said sourly, "Which team is it?"

"My dad hasn't said anything yet. Zhenjun, you can help my dad do the math and see what his investment prospects are like in this wave."

Tang Lingchu smiled and said, "Okay."

The three of them walked to the examination room and met Nan Xu and Marco Po coming from another direction.Li Yuexi greeted the two of them: "Brother Xu and Ma, are you coming to the exam too?"

Nan Xu said, "Well, the last door."

Marco Po complained: "I finally made it through, and I suspect that I will die from overwork if I take one more exam."

It was also an exam, so Nan Xu and Marcobo went into battle lightly, just bring a pen and student ID card.Look at them again, carrying a bunch of tools.Scale ruler, tape measure, various rulers, pencils, hook line pens, and various pens.

Li Yuexi said: "I am also the last one, and I will be relieved after the exam."

Xue Ding suggested: "Let's make an appointment after the test later? How about going out to eat skewers? I know there is a barbecue restaurant that has very good beer."

Li Yuexi said with a look of disgust: "Can you eat healthier. Have you forgotten your distorted face in the last basketball game?"

"How long ago did that happen." Xue Dingman said indifferently, "I've been healed a long time ago."

Tang Lingchu said: "It's been a long time since we've had a drink, so count me in."

Ma Kebo looked at Nan Xu, and said embarrassedly: "I also want to drink a few bottles, I just finished the exam."

Before Nan Xu could speak, he heard Li Yuexi say: "Then the three of you have an appointment, and then ask Zhou Lili if you want to go. I won't go. I have a bad appetite these two days and I want to eat lighter. Brother Xu, What do you want to eat tonight, let's go together?"

Nan Xu smiled lightly: "Come to my house, and I'll cook something delicious for you."

After Li Yuexi finished the exam, she went back to the dormitory to put her things and changed clothes, and then went to Nan Xu's house.

After entering the elevator, he received a Wechat message from Xue Ding, saying that Marcopo had something to do and would not go to the skewer.

【Orange Right Leap: Where's Brother Li? 】

[Schrödinger: He's here, and the three of us are masturbating. 】

[Ju Youyue: Okay, when you go back, pack two dozen grilled oysters for me. 】

[Schrödinger:? 】

[Schrödinger: Didn't you say you want to eat something light? 】

[Ju Youyue: Aren't the grilled oysters light? 】

Li Yuexi walked to the door of Nan Xu's house, and after ringing the doorbell, he deliberately moved away a little, so as not to suffer his nose a second time.

Nan Xu opened the door: "Here we come."

Nan Xu didn't look happy, and the air pressure around him was a little low.Li Yuexi asked: "What's the matter?"

Nan Xu pressed the center of his eyebrows: "You will know when you come in."

Li Yuexi walked into the living room, and saw Ma Kebo lying flat on the sofa in Nan Xu's house, with his hands folded in front of his chest, his eyes staring blankly at the ceiling, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

Li Yuexi looked at Marco Po's expression and asked, "Brother Ma, was this kissed by a dementor?"

Nan Xu said succinctly: "He failed in online dating."

"What kind of failure method?"

"When he was talking with his cp, his cp accidentally clicked on the video call, and he answered it."

"Is that dead after seeing the light?"

Nan Xu was silent for a moment, then said, "His CP beard is quite nice."

"..." Look, another example that proves that online dating is unreliable.

Li Yuexi sat down beside the sofa, and comforted him: "Brother Ma, you can find it again if you lose your cp, it's important that you take care of your dragon body."

Marcopo's eyelids moved, and he covered his chest and said, "The first time I dated online, my girlfriend ran away with the wild king. The second time I dated online, my mother just gave me a foot-picking uncle. Did I create a lot of things that I didn't know myself?" It's a sin to know, otherwise why would God treat me like this..."

Li Yuexi remembered what Tang Lingchu said about tit for tat, and said, "Maybe you unintentionally ruined other people's marriages."

Marco burst into tears: "Then you tell me to come at me, what's the point of turning my treasure into a man?"

"Ah, here." Li Yuexi looked at Nan Xu, and Nan Xu said bluntly: "It's not that he became a man, he was a man in the first place."

Marco Po murmured: "I don't believe it, I don't believe it...Look." Marco Po frantically took out his mobile phone, "This is my baby's WeChat. Are you telling me that I'm a big guy?"

Marco Po CP's profile picture is a pink cat's claw, and his nickname is Tian Xiaocha.

"Listen to her voice again."

Marco Po played a few voices for the two to listen to.

"Good night my husband, Chirp~"

"I don't want to practice other heroes. I just want to play Yao, and if I get into trouble, I will hide behind you."

"Bao, did you sneeze? I just missed you~"

Nan Xu couldn't listen anymore: "Enough is enough."

Li Yuexi frowned: "I only play Yao... What if Yao is banned?"

At this time, a new WeChat message popped up.

Sweet Tea: "Baby, I'm actually not ugly after I shave."

Marcopo had a heart attack, and Li Yuexi always felt that he was about to vomit blood when he saw his expression.

Tian Xiaocha's voice doesn't sound like an uncle, it's just a normal teenager's voice.

"I know you like loli sounds. I'm a cv, and I can meet any needs for voice control." The boy's voice suddenly became a loli voice, "Brother, Oni-chan, Ouba—"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-" Marco Po rolled his eyes and fell down on the sofa.

Li Yuexi quickly touched his chest and gave him comfort: "Brother Ma hold on!"

Nan Xudan said: "Look at it, maybe you don't like her as much as you imagined."

"Why didn't I!" Marco Po said excitedly, "You are with me every day, can't you see how much I like him!"

Nan Xu asked, "What do you like about her?"

"I like his loli voice!"

"It's never the looks or the voice that really captivates you."

Li Yuexi was startled, looked at Nan Xu's profile, and asked, "Then... what is it?"

Nan Xu turned to look at him: "It's your whole body."

Li Yuexi vaguely understood.Love at first sight is not as good as staying with it for a long time, because the quick accumulation of love for beauty and voice is too fragile, just like a post-processing photo, once the filter is removed, there is nothing left.Isn't his self-conceived first love and secret love a living example.

Li Yuexi agreed deeply: "Brother Xu is right."