The Slave Online Dating Guide

Li Yuexi felt that it was useless, and the person involved felt very embarrassed.Ma Kebo couldn't accept the reality for a while, Nan Xu didn't bother to care about him anymore, and said to Li Yuexi: "You stay with him, and I will cook."

Li Yuexi was a little surprised: "You did it yourself."

Nan Xu said, "I do a lot of things myself."

Li Yuexi smiled and asked, "Is Ma brother all right?"

"It's more serious than the first online dating failure, but it's not a big problem."

Li Yuexi poured a glass of water for Marco Po: "Brother Ma, drink some water, your voice is hoarse."

Marcopo had tears in his eyes: "Yue'er, have you ever worked hard for others in your life?"

"……No."

"I have! I fought my life for him!"

Li Yuexi raised a question: "Aren't you dating online? Why are you working so hard for him?"

"I fought the king with him, and never let him die in front of me-not once!"

"That counts? Then when I was playing support, I was working hard for my c-position all the time."

"I took him to the Tower of the Sun to see the snow, to the dreamland to see the kun, and to the border to see the sea of ​​flowers. I told him stories to lull him to sleep at night, and he sang many songs to me." Marco Po said hoarsely, "We It's agreed to face the base during the summer vacation. Since he lied to me, why can't he continue to lie? I don't want to live anymore..."

Li Yuexi was inexplicably guilty: "Is it so serious?"

Marcopo choked up and nodded: "It's not a matter of voice control or not at all. You said that there are so many loli voices, why do I just like him?"

"If you really can't let go, you can still be friends with him."

Marco Po said: "You won't really believe brother Xu's statement that I don't really like him much, will you?"

"Well, I think what he said makes sense."

"There's a fart reason." Marco Po said angrily, "One look... no, a person whose heart is touched by one ear, how can it be possible to be friends."

Li Yuexi said: "You can't, it doesn't mean others can't either."

Marco Po's phone beeped, and Tian Xiaocha sent another voice message.Li Yuexi held down Marco Po who was about to bounce: "Stop listening."

Marco Po struggled and said, "No, I want to see what else he has to say."

"Bao, if you're tired of listening to loli sounds, I'm fine with mature female voices." Tian Xiaocha's voice seamlessly switched to mature female voices, "Smelly brother, do you want to hear me, huh?"

Li Yuexi had goosebumps: "Oh my god, voice actors are all monsters."

The more professional Tian Xiaocha is, the more painful Marco Po is: "Who can save me..."

Nanxu made four dishes and one soup, two spicy chicken dishes and boiled fish, one rich fish-flavored eggplant stew, one stir-fried vegetables and one pot of stewed soup.This is the charm of Chinese food, which can accommodate everyone's tastes.

Li Yuexi exclaimed: "Brother Xu can cook such a complicated dish!"

Nan Xu said: "Auntie has already prepared the ingredients, I will be responsible for cooking them."

Li Yuexi pulled Marco up and said, "Brother Ma, it's time to eat."

Marco Po was hysterical: "How could I still be in the mood to eat!"

After the three of them finished their meal, Nan Xu asked Marco to clean up the dishes and wash the dishes.Marcopo couldn't believe it: "I don't even want to live anymore, and you still let me do the dishes?"

Nan Xu said, "You eat the most."

Li Yuexi said: "Let me wash it."

"I asked you to come to my house, not to do the dishes."

"It's nothing to wash. You cook and I wash the dishes, and the housework should be clearly divided."

Nan Xu agreed: "Indeed."

The so-called dishwashing is to put the dishes and dishes in the dishwasher.After Li Yuexi got it done, he took Marco Po back to school.Marcopo had been listening to his voice when he was in love with Tian Xiaocha all the way, and he looked a little dazed. Li Yuexi looked at him, and his mood was not much better.

It turns out that for a straight man, finding out that his online dating partner is a man is such a big blow.If he also loses his horse, will Yu be the next Marcopo?

Thinking of Marco Po's words "I don't want to live anymore", Li Yuexi shuddered.

No, no way.Marcobo and Tian Xiaocha are genuine online dating, but Yu You only has unrequited love for him, and he has never responded.And Yu also said that as long as Shi Zhihuoyue's boyfriend can get his approval, he is willing to quit.No matter how broken Yu's personality is, it's impossible for him to die like Marco Po... right?

However, Yu You is willing to be a father for him - Yu You seems to really like him.

Li Yuexi returned to the dormitory with the words "I have something on my mind" written all over her face.

"I put the oysters on the table for you." Xue Ding said, "What's your expression, aren't you having fun at Brother Xu's house?"

Li Yuexi didn't say a word, and swiped her phone while eating oysters.He was pulled into a small group of five by Lin, besides Yu You, the squad leader and Angela Wei, who were their five-member fixed team.

[Lin changed the group name to "Today's Yishangfen"]

[Lin: From now on, let's make appointments in small groups, so as not to take up the resources of large groups. @everybody, are you coming tonight? 】

[Squad leader: I'm not coming.I just passed Brother Xiao Ma's dormitory, and I saw that he was not in the right state, and only after I asked him did I find out that he had an online relationship overturned.I'll chat with him first. 】

[Shiranhuoyue: His online dating partner is also a man, right? 】

[Squad Leader: How does Yueyue know? 】

[Shiranuoyue: There are a lot of people who have turned over their heads in online dating recently, and a senior I know also turned over. _(:з"∠)_]

[Squad leader: It's too much, we should hang up and beat these big guys who pretend to be girls. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: (˙-˙)]

[Yu You: No way. 】

[Angela Stomach: I think if it's just pretending to be a girl, it's not a big problem if you don't cheat money or sex.I have a favorite anchor who often pretends to be my sister and call him brother in the game for the effect of the show. I am very happy watching it. After my teammates know that he is a man, they don’t get too angry and keep lying. Hahaha, it’s so fun. 】

【Lin: One thing to say, I'll look at the face.If it's a cute boy pretending to be a younger sister, I just think it's so cute. If it's a big guy who picks his feet, forget it. 】

[Shiranuoyue: Yes, yes, I think so too. [Shake hands][Shake hands]]

[Squad leader: That's still a lie.Anyway, I don't like this kind of person, so if I want to be a girl so much, it would be better to go to Thailand to fulfill my dream. 】

Li Yuexi covered her face with her hands: ... I didn't, I didn't mean to.

[Lin: Squad leader, let Brother Xiaoma log into the account in the qq area, and I'll take him to relax. 】

[I don't know Huoyue: How can I relax in the Canyon of Kings? 】

[Lin: Kings don’t just have a map of Kings Canyon.Have you ever played Frontier Breakout? 】

[Squad Leader: Played. 】

【Angela: I played too. 】

【Shiranuoyue: I haven't played it.】

[Yu You: +1]

[Lin: Brother Na Xu jumped up, I'll show you the scenery. 】

Lin created a room in the game and pulled him and Yu into the team again.

Li Yuexi basically does not play the entertainment mode, and it is his first time to play Border Breakthrough.

Lin: "Come with me."

Li Yuexi: "Wait a minute, I'll search how to play border breakout."

Lin: "No need, just follow me."

The border area is a desert that stretches as far as the eye can see, Lin's Angela bounces and walks in the front, followed by Mai Shiranui and Lan.

Lin: "It's almost here."

A touch of cherry blossom pink appeared on the edge of the screen, and as the camera moved, a complete sea of ​​flowers appeared in front of Li Yuexi.

Lin: "Isn't it very romantic?"

Nan Xu: "Yes."

Li Yuexi: "Yes, super beautiful!"

Li Yuexi has played games for so many years, and she has never seen any scenery.Compared with many 3A masterpieces, this sea of ​​flowers can only be called average.But the important thing is not the sea of ​​flowers, but the mood of friends who want to share the beautiful scenery with you.

Lin: "Next time you can bring your boyfriend along."

Li Yuexi: "Good!"

Lin: "Let me take a screenshot first... Hey, my mother called me, I'll hang up first, you guys wait for me."

Lin's Angela stopped moving.Li Yuexi put away her skills absently, and Mai Shiranui rolled around beside Angela.I hope Lin will come back soon, he really doesn't want to be alone with Yu You for too long.

Nan Xu asked, "Has your boyfriend finished the exam?"

Li Yuexi: "...um."

Nan Xu: "Remind him of the time and place to meet."

Li Yuexi said "Oh" slowly.

The monitor was right.Whether he was intentional or unintentional, he made a boy fall in love with him on the premise that he thought he was a girl, and he was lying.

Obviously as long as he told Yu You the truth, Yu You would give up his liking for Shiranuoyue, but he lied again and again.Although Yu You's behavior as a mistress is reprehensible, he is not entirely innocent.

But if he confessed, would the team members hang him up and beat him up?Most importantly, won't his behavior of playing two roles by one person be exposed?He also told Yu You that he was two months pregnant...

No, it doesn't matter, Yu is just a netizen, and he doesn't know himself in real life.The one who died in the Shame Society didn't know Huoyue, it had nothing to do with Li Yuexi. Once QQ was uninstalled, the city was so big, he couldn't believe that he could find Li Yuexi again.But if he and Yu face each other again, and if he accidentally loses his vest in the future, it won't be something that can be solved by uninstalling QQ.

A lie needs to be covered by countless lies, the long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain.The big deal is that he doesn't play King, but goes back to play Des.

After making up her mind, Li Yuexi turned off her headphones and microphone.What he wanted to say was too embarrassing, typing was his limit.

[Shiranui Yue: Brother Yewang, there is something I want to tell you. 】

[Yu You:? 】

【Shiranui: I'm sorry, I lied to you. 】

[Shiranuoyue: I don't have a boyfriend, and I'm not pregnant with a baby. 】

[Yu You: Yes. 】

"Um"?Just an "um"?Why is Yu so calm, why don't he post dozens of "." Is he worthy of his painstaking efforts?

But it doesn't matter, when he utters the next sentence, Yu will definitely not be able to calm down.

Yu You, don't blame me, I'm also doing it for your own good, to get you out of the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible.I hope you can cherish life in the future and stay away from online dating.

【Shiranui Huoyue: I can't conceive a baby. 】

【Shiranui: Because I'm a boy. 】

As soon as the news was sent, Li Yuexi threw the phone far away, not daring to read Yu You's reply.

Would Yu be able to swear at people again? He couldn't imagine the rude kind.Yu is more likely to hit someone than to curse.Maybe he has already told his friends in the team group, denounced him as a big liar together with the squad leader, then printed out his personal homepage of the king, and posted a missing person notice in the high school area: [A lot of money to find this main player who plays Mai Shiranui. Shan, pretending to be a girl to cheat points and cheat feelings, this is his personal business card, and those who provide information must be very grateful.Contact information: xxxxxxxx]

Li Yuexi made up all the possible situations in his brain, and picked up the phone only after he was mentally prepared.

On the screen, Angela was still in a daze, and Lan walked up to Mai Shiranui.

[Yu You: Do you think you can run away because you are a boy? 】

[Yu You: Boys also want to be together. 】