The Slave Online Dating Guide

Next to the cinema is the animation and game city.In order to attract children, the merchant designed the nearby benches for customers to rest into cartoon characters that children like.

Sitting on a small wooden horse, Li Yuexi clicked on his and Yu You's QQ chat records between him and Nan Xu with the awareness of seeing death as home.

【Hi, I'm Shiranui Yue's boyfriend.I heard you want to seduce my girlfriend? 】

[To be honest, I already have my boyfriend’s baby in my stomach, it’s just turned two months >o<]

[Brother Ye Wang, don't do this, I'm afraid. [shuddering]]

[Although Xiaoyue wants to guard his boyfriend like a jade.But in the Canyon of Kings, Xiaoyue always just wants to score points with Brother Yewang! 】

……

I guard your sister's body like jade!Also "Xiaoyue", I am younger than you! ! !

Can you fucking speak well, believe it or not, I will slap you to death!

You are still afraid, you are afraid of XX, it is me who should be afraid!

A little girl with braided horns approached cautiously and asked, "Brother, is the little wooden horse easy to sit on?"

Li Yuexi raised her head and said hoarsely, "Do you want to sit down?"

Seeing the expression on his face, the little girl widened her eyes, and said softly: "I won't sit down, brother, don't cry..." After finishing speaking, she trotted to find her mother.

Li Yuexi didn't want to cry, he just wanted to leave this planet on a rocket overnight.May there be no death on Mars.

He couldn't figure out how could Nan Xu be Yu You.Yu is a jungler in the national uniform, and he has not yet graduated from the Southern Xu Bronze.Was he mistaken?Wasn't Nan Xu the schoolmate who cheated him last time?

But Nanxu himself said that he doesn't beat the king very much.He always remembered this, and preconceived that even if Nanxu beat the king, he would be a badass.Even though Nan Xu and Yu You's voices were similar, and the voices of their roommates were similar, he never suspected anything.

Speaking of roommates, Xiaoma Guohe and Marcobo both failed in their online dating in the past two days.

Hehehehe, right again.

The dimensional wall that he was so proud of broke unexpectedly.

Li Yuexi is used to letting go of himself in Two-dimensional. He can say some things in Two-dimensional without blushing and heartbeat, but let him say it in three dimensions...he chooses to die.

Li Yuexi pulled her hair in embarrassment, and deleted all the chat records in one go.As long as he deletes it fast enough, he didn't post these!

The last QQ message he and Yu You had was a voice call.He communicated with Yu You as Shiran Huoyue's boyfriend.He accused Yu You of being shameless, and he was justified in poaching people's corners.What did Yu say again?Oh, he said Shiranui Huoyue was too cute, he couldn't hold back.

Unexpectedly, Nanxu actually liked Shiranuoyue's type of girl...boy.Although I don't know Huoyue is really cute, but he always feels that something is wrong.

During the time when he was chasing Nan Xu together, Nan Xu had already fallen in love with Shiranuoyue.

——Damn it, he just doesn't know what to do!Nan Xu likes him!

A painful wailing stuck in her throat, and Li Yuexi lay on top of the wooden horse, trying to smother herself to death.

Ah, goodbye, goodbye, this beautiful world.

The phone vibrated, it was a WeChat message.Li Yuexi stared at the reminder on WeChat, every cell in her body was screaming rejection.

Do you want to come?

He held his breath and clicked on WeChat:

[Yu You: I'm here, where are you? 】

Come, come, really come!

What to do, what to do, who can take him away, is it useful for him to call the police?Or he had a miscarriage and couldn't watch a movie with Nan Xu?

Or he'd better play dead and pretend he didn't know anything.

Li Yuexi stood up abruptly from the little wooden horse.Yes, he knew that Nan Xu was Yu You, but Nan Xu didn't necessarily know that he was ignorant.

Does Nan Xu know?Has he exposed anything in the chat?He said so much in QQ and games that he couldn't remember clearly.

At least Chu Lin didn't know.If Nan Xu knew, why didn't he expose him.

No matter, let him pretend that Nan Xu doesn't know.It should be decent to lose a horse, and no one should say sorry.

Li Yuexi went to the bathroom to wash her face, thinking she had calmed down.Back at the cinema, he saw Nan Xu at a glance.

Nan Xu was queuing up to buy popcorn, and he was the only boy in the line wearing trousers.He looked at his phone from time to time, as if he was waiting for someone's news.When it was his turn, he bought a bucket of popcorn and a Coke.

Li Yuexi patted her face, and walked towards Nanxu calmly.

"Brother Xu."

That's right, it's the tone of nothing happening, stick to it until the end of the movie, and think about the rest later.

Nan Xu turned around, a little surprised: "Are you hot?" Didn't the little liar blushing when he saw him have been cured, why now it seems to be more serious than before.

Li Yuexi parted her lips slightly.Was it his illusion? Why did he feel that there were blood and blue stripes on Nan Xu's head, and the word "Yu You" on top of it?

[Yu You: After the baby is born, I will take care of it.In two years, you will help me give birth to another one. 】

[Yu You: You would rather spend money to find so many men than use me? 】

[Yu You: Do you think you can run away because you are a boy? 】

[Yu You: Boys also want to be together. 】

……

Okay, he couldn't hold on anymore, thank you all.

Li Yuexi fanned her face with both hands: "Yeah, I'm very hot."

Nan Xu said: "The air conditioner in the shopping mall should only be turned on to about 18 degrees."

Li Yuexi lowered her head: "I got hot on the way here."

Nan Xu looked down at him for a while, and said, "I bought you an iced Coke, do you want to drink?"

"drink!"

Once the Coke was in hand, Li Yuexi's mouth never left the straw.His mouth is busy, please don't talk to him.

Fortunately, the movie is about to start, so they don't have much time to chat.Li Yuexi knew that Nanxu didn't like crowded places, so she chose to watch movies during off-peak hours.There were not many people in the auditorium, and there were only the two of them in the row where they were sitting.

After sitting down, Li Yuexi finally let go of the straw, stuffed popcorn into his mouth, stared at the screen without squinting, and showed great interest in the advertisement being shown.Until Nan Xu next to him coughed softly.

Li Yuexi stopped chewing the popcorn and slowed down.The temperature in the auditorium was lower than outside, Nan Xu would definitely feel uncomfortable, but luckily he was prepared in advance.

Li Yuexi grabbed the shopping bag and said, "Xu... Ye... No, brother."

Gan, what is he barking about!

Nan Xu said casually: "Well, are you willing to talk to me?"

"I'm not unwilling." Li Yuexi whispered, "I bought you a coat. If you feel cold, you can put it on."

Li Yuexi heard Nan Xu laugh lightly.He took the shopping bag and said, "Thank you."

The movie officially started, Li Yuexi continued to be dumb, and Nan Xu didn't speak anymore.The movie seemed very funny. The couple sitting in front of them kept laughing, and Li Yuexi also laughed. In fact, he didn't know what everyone was laughing at.

He secretly glanced at Nan Xu.The light was too dim, and he couldn't see clearly. He vaguely felt that Nan Xu watched the movie as absent-mindedly as he did.

What can Nan Xu be absent-minded about? He is not the one who is two months pregnant.Could it be that Nan Xu thought of Shiranui Yue when he saw the affection of other couples, and thought it would be good if Shiran Huyue was with him?

Nanxu likes Shiranhuoyue, who is a boy.Nan Xu can like boys - Nan Xu is not a straight man.

It's not good to beat the king in southern Syria.Not only is it not good, but it is also awesome.

But if the filter is broken, it is broken. Even if it is re-stitched, it is still different from the original one.What he sees now is still a complete and real Nanxu, not the perfect fairy boy he imagined.

Without the blessing of a soul-stirring filter, would he still be moved by Nan Xu?

A faint scent of medicine hit, and Li Yuexi's body froze.He felt Nan Xu approaching him, his lips were very close to his earlobe.

"This actor is quite familiar. What else has he acted in?"

"I don't know." Li Yuexi scrambled for Coke and drank it. The Coke had already been drunk, but he took two symbolic sips.

Nan Xu didn't mind if he didn't get an answer, he didn't intend to ask the actor.

"Li Yuexi."

Li Yuexi was shocked: "Yes!"

"Why are you blushing again?"

The author has something to say: Yueyue: Because Laozishe is dead.