The Slave Online Dating Guide

Li Yuexi stared at the phone without responding for a long time.Xue Ding wanted to eat a grilled oyster from him, turned around and saw his back: ancient, vicissitudes, petrified.

Xue Ding carefully picked up an oyster with his chopsticks, turned to Tang Lingchu and said, "Why do I feel that Yueyue has suddenly aged a few years?"

The corners of Li Yuexi's mouth curled up in a strange arc, and then he laughed out loud, scaring Xue Ding's oysters away.

Some people were shocked and shocked, and he laughed.

He was pregnant, and Yu said that he would raise her when she was born;

His boyfriend came to the door, and Yu asked to meet Gang offline.

Yes, yes, with such deep love, how could Yu let him go just because he is a boy.What was he expecting, ridiculous.

He didn't want to scold, and he didn't want to complain.Thousands of words can be combined into one sentence.

[Shiranhuoyue: Yu You, I don't know how many surprises you have. 】

A moment of silence.

[Yu You: I should ask you this question. 】

Li Yuexi savored Yu You's words carefully, and realized that he could not refute.

It seems to be the case, every time he surprises Yu You first, and then Yu surprises him even more.

Yu was amazing again, he could force him to doubt his life with just a few fluffy words every time.Wonderful, really wonderful.

He lost, lost completely.

【Shiranui Huoyue: Brother, Big Brother, I was wrong, I shouldn't have lied to you. orz】

[Yu You: There are more. 】

[Shiranuoyue: Also, can I buy you a skin as spiritual compensation?Or do you want a cash bonus? 】

[Yu You: No skins, no red envelopes. 】

[Yu You: I want a boy. 】

【Shiranui: qaq】

[Yu You: Since you are a boy and you don't have a boyfriend, shouldn't you come in person when we meet? 】

What a joke, he took off his vest on his own initiative, why did he still go to the appointment? Isn't this giving away his head?

[Shiranuoyue: Oh, the signal here is not good, good card——I'm disconnected. 】

【Yu You:...】

After playing the game QQ, Li Yuexi returned to reality and sighed deeply.Others rely on the Internet to escape reality, but he relies on reality to escape the Internet.

He won't play the king again in the near future.He couldn't say Yu You, couldn't he still hide.Anyway, the king has been playing for so long, and he has passed the peak.Summer vacation is here, and he has a lot of time to play more serious games.

After being separated for a while, Yu You might be able to calm down, get to know a new younger sister, and then jump to Shiranui.

Li Yuexi is very thankful that he has separated the two-dimensional three dimensions very much.The Dimensional Wall was not broken, and Yu tried to find him but couldn't find him.

The phone suddenly vibrated, and a WeChat message popped up.Li Yuexi's first reaction was that Yu came to the door again, but he never gave WeChat to netizens.

Li Yuexi clicked on WeChat, and it turned out to be Nan Xu, which frightened him.

【Remark: When will you leave school and go home? 】

[Ju Youyue: I plan to buy a ticket for Saturday. 】

[Syria: There are still a few days left. 】

[Ju Youyue: Yes, brother Xu, what's the matter? 】

[Remark: I want to ask you to watch a movie. 】

In Nan Xu's vision, he and Li Yuexi should be the only ones eating at his house tonight.Once Marco Po came, the date turned into a broken-hearted meeting.The little liar didn't want to meet Ji, so he still wanted to meet with the little liar a few more times before the two started moving away.

[Ju Youyue: Okay, okay.What movie do you want to see, I'll buy a ticket. 】

At this time, he should go out and play more, and forget all the bad things in Two-dimensional.

[Remarks: Do you want to go to the cinema? 】

[Ju Youyue: Movies can only be watched in theaters, we can choose a time with less people. 】

[Number: Well, you choose the movie. 】

There is an imax theater in the shopping mall near their school.There are many good-looking movies during the summer vacation. Li Yuexi picked a comedy movie, bought two tickets with two seats together, and sent a screenshot to Nanxu.

[Ju Youyue: Brother Xu, see you at the entrance of the cinema tomorrow? 】

[Narrative: Good. 】

In the scorching summer, the air conditioner is whistling.Tang Lingchu had already returned home, and only Li Yuexi and Xue Ding were left in the dormitory.Both of them were sitting in front of the computer, Xue Ding was playing Yuanshen, and Li Yuexi logged into the des account.

Xue Ding asked: "Yueyue, why don't you beat the king today?"

Li Yuexi said: "Change the taste." After logging in successfully, the main interface of the des game is a female sniper wearing tights and carrying a sniper rifle on her shoulder, with flaming red lips, enchanting and sexy.

Xue Ding said: "Then come and play Yuanshen with me, and I will take you to mine."

"Wait until you swim out of the new map."

After not going online for a few months, Li Yuexi became a returning player, and the system gave him a lot of benefits.When the friends in the friend column saw him online, they sent messages to say hello to him.

[Your head found my gun: Brother Yue, what wind brought you here? 】

[Shimada Yue: Too busy with school, no time to play end games.Isn't it summer vacation? 】

[Your head found my gun: just come back.This season's ladder is dead, and I can't get into the top 4200 of the national server with [-] points.Ask to fly. 】

[Shimada Yue: I haven't played for a long time, I'll go to practice accuracy first. 】

Li Yuexi entered a room dedicated to shooting guns, and 10 snipers faced each other on the map.A game lasts 10 minutes, and you can be resurrected after dying, depending on the ranking of the number of heads.

Li Yuexi's accuracy has dropped compared to when he was at the top of the Des game, but he can still easily crush passers-by. In the end, he ranked first in the leaderboard with 20 kills, an average of two kills per minute, and was defeated by No.1. It is said that it is hanging at the top of the lock.

[Shimada Yue: If you think it's a scam, report it, don't bb. 】

Li Yuexi posted the score to Moments, with the caption: [I still have this score after not playing for a few months, this is my talent in fps games. [sunglasses]】

After finishing pretending, Li Yuexi clicked on the leaderboard of the ladder and saw that Shine was ranked first. He closed the computer contentedly and said to Xue Ding: "You dig slowly, I'll go out for a while."

Xue Ding asked: "What are you doing out there?"

"See a movie."

"With whom?"

"Brother Xu."

"Didn't you just go to Brother Xu's house for dinner yesterday?" Xue Ding said, "When did your relationship become so close?"

Li Yuexi thought to himself that they would be closer if Brother Xu didn't play games.

When Li Yuexi arrived at the cinema, Nan Xu hadn't arrived yet.He went to the automatic ticket exchange machine to change the ticket, only to find that he had misremembered the time and arrived half an hour earlier.Since he came too early, he didn't urge Nan Xu, lest Nan Xu rush over in the summer.

The electricity bill of the shopping mall seems to be free, and the temperature of the air conditioner is turned on very low.He sat and played with his phone for a while, feeling a little cold.If he is like this, then Nan Xu will not get sick from the cold.

[Ju Youyue: Brother Xu, have you set off yet? 】

[Syria: Yes. 】

[Syria: Are you already here? 】

[Ju Youyue: I've just set off, so don't worry. 】

The most indispensable thing in the mall is the clothing store.Li Yuexi walked into a men's clothing store at random, and asked the clerk to wrap up a coat when he saw it.

The clerk kindly reminded: "Why don't you try it?"

Li Yuexi said: "I bought it for the senior."

"If you are about the same size as him, you can try it for him."

"No need, my senior looks good in anything."

Li Yuexi walked out of the men's clothing store with a shopping bag, and heard someone calling him: "Li Yuexi?"

Li Yuexi turned around.The girl who called him looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.

"You are……?"

"I'm Chu Lin from the School of Communication." The girl said, "We talked at the basketball game."

Li Yuexi remembered that it was the senior with Lin's voice, who was in the same class as Nan Xu. "Senior sister, are you here to go shopping?"

Chu Lin held her best friend's hand and said, "I'm thinking of buying two new clothes to prepare for the internship. Is the junior alone?"

"No, I'm waiting for Senior Nanxu. I made an appointment with him to watch a movie."

Chu Lin and her best friend looked at each other, and the two girls showed tacit smiles. "Well, then we won't bother you, bye~"

"Senior goodbye."

Chu Lin walked two steps away, and looked back to see the school grass leaning against the railing and bowing her head, so handsome that it caused people to complain.She couldn't help it, and secretly took a photo of Li Yuexi's profile.

Li Yuexi swiped his phone, and QQ reminded him that there was a new message.He blocked all the group messages, and also set up an online invisibility for Yu You, so it should not be Yu You who was looking for him.

[Lin: Come out, sister, I'll show you the handsome guy! 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: Oh? Shine is on the air again? 】

【Lin: It's not shine, it's our school's grassroots.I just ran into him off campus and sneaked a photo.It may be a little blurry, but it doesn't affect his appearance. 】

[lin: [picture]]

Li Yuexi zooms in on the picture.The boy in the photo is wearing a simple summer outfit, a white letter T-shirt and loose jeans, with long and straight legs, really handsome.

!

Grass!

Isn't this fucking him!

Li Yuexi raised her head in bewilderment, looked left and right, but didn't see someone who looked exactly like him, and dressed exactly like him, but saw Chu Lin typing on her mobile phone on the next floor opposite him.

[Lin: How about it, isn't he super handsome! 】

At this time, Li Yuexi did not forget to praise herself first.

[Shiranui Huoyue: Super handsome, super handsome! 】

[Shiranuoyue: By the way, which university are you from? 】

Lin said the abbreviation of their university.

A ridiculous idea appeared in Li Yuexi's mind.

[Shiranuoyue: Are you from the School of Communication? 】

[Lin: Yes, brother Xu told you. 】

Li Yuexi's typing hands trembled slightly.

[Shiranhuoyue: Yu Youhe... is your classmate? ! 】

【Lin: You already know this.Squad leader, Brother Xu, and Brother Xiao Ma, we are all in the same class. 】

Li Yuexi could no longer read the words on the phone.

In a trance, a row of derivation formulas appeared in front of his eyes:

Because lin=Chu Lin,

So Lin's classmate = Chu Lin's classmate.

And because Lin's classmate = Yu You, and Chu Lin's classmate = Nanxu,

This proves...Nan Xu = Yu You?

Li Yuexi supported the railing with both hands, looked at the ground, her eyes were like copper bells, and her mind was buzzing.

No, no, there may be something wrong with this. Lin has more than one classmate, the derivation process is not rigorous, and the conclusion is wrong!

He couldn't scare himself, unless Lin gave some conclusive evidence, Li Yuexi would never admit defeat!

[Lin: By the way, the school grass I just showed you seems to have a good relationship with brother Xu.In the summer, the two boys went on a date to watch a movie, and they got a little bumped. 】

Li Yuexi's fingers type mechanically without being controlled by the brain.

[I don't know Huoyue: Which brother Xu]

【Lin: Brother Xu, Yu You, your wild king brother. 】

Hehehehehe.

Hahahahahaha.

Li Yuexi let out a disastrous laugh in her heart, as if there were countless ants crawling on her body, and her toes were frantically digging in the shoes.

very good

Good, due to blowing Sting.

He's not crazy, he's calm.

In a small scene, he didn't panic at all.The clouds are light and the wind is light, people are as light as chrysanthemums, drink a cup of tea first.

So what time does the Academic Affairs Office close?He is going to drop out of school.