The Slave Online Dating Guide

Both Daji and Baili Xuance fell to the ground.After Xiao Qiao's ultimate move was over, the white swan changed back into a black swan, and by the way, there was a taunt three times.

[[All]: Sorry. 】

[[All]: Thank you. 】

[[All]: Hehe, you played well~]

This wave of hatred was full, and Li Yuexi could feel the gnashing of teeth of the couple across the screen.It has to be said that he was thrilled.

Yes, human nature is such a double standard.The enemy jungler avenges the mid laner, which is an idiot's behavior; Yu helps him avenge, which is a moving teammate.

Yu finished cutting Daji and Baili Xuance, without stopping for a moment, turned around and went to the opposite wild area to harvest.This time without him saying anything, Li Yuexi consciously followed.

[[All] I feel cute (Daji): Xiao Qiao, don't call me someone. 】

[[All] I don't know Huoyue (Xiao Qiao): You're dying of laughter, you two squatting together, where do you have the face to say such a thing. 】

[[All] unless food and shelter are included (Sun Bin): Yoho, is this better than someone else's wild king. 】

[[All] Do you want to fight with you? (Baili Xuance): Jing, do you dare to challenge me one-on-one. 】

Marco opened the panel to see Baili Xuance's economy, and said, "How dare he do that."

Mirror is one of the strongest junglers in this patch.Leaving aside the operation technique, under the same economy, it would be difficult for Baili Xuance to get a bargain from Jing, not to mention that Baili Xuance's economy is one piece lower than Nanxu's in terms of equipment.

Marcopo didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement: "Brother Xu, do you want to fight?"

Nan Xu blocked all chats, glanced at his watch, it was almost time for him to take his medicine. "Speed ​​push."

Marcopo said slowly, "No rush, I want to kill couples a few more times."

Nan Xu: "..."

In the Canyon of Kings, a little Joe with wings followed behind Jing.Wherever the mirror goes, Xiao Qiao follows.Daji and Baili Xuance were burdened with a deep blood feud, and searched for Xiao Qiao all over the map.Xiao Qiao deliberately exposed her vision, and every time the two came over, a mirror would drop from the sky and send them back to the spring.

Daji was counter-killed six or seven times, and she was so angry that she cursed.

[[All] I feel cute (Daji): Xiao Qiao, you will die if you leave the man, right? 】

[[All] Shiranui Huoyue (Xiao Qiao): You leave Baili Xuance first, and then tell me this, OK? 】

[[All] I feel cute (Daji): Hehe, just leave.What kind of man is he who can't even kill Xiao Qiao. 】

[[All] Do you want to be with you? (Baili Xuance): Don't be so fucking aggressive.The fat woman who only knows how to play Dajiyao, when she sees a jungler, she calls her brother, brother.Nausea, vomit. 】

[[All] I feel cute (Daji): So, do you agree to break up? 】

[[All] Do you want to be with you? (Baili Xuance): Min, I will kill you once I see you in the future. 】

[[All] I feel cute (Daji): Okay, this is what you said, don't regret it. 】

[[All] Little Horse Crossing the River (Marco Polo): If you say this, I won't be sleepy. 】

Since being dumped from online dating, Marco Po has acquired a hobby of watching couples quarrel and break up.The louder the couple quarreled, the happier he was.

[[All] I feel cute (Daji): Jing, are you in CP?I have a loli voice, I can act like a baby, and I can make videos. 】

This operation made Li Yuexi laugh.Love comes too fast like a tornado.

[[All] I don't know Huoyue (Xiao Qiao): How old is my sister this year, has she ever missed any medicine? 】

Yu You didn't say a word, and took Li Yuexi to deal with the remaining three people, and sent the soldiers to Crystal.

Marco Po shouted: "Don't push yet!"

Nanxu: "?"

"Daji said she's a loli voice," Marcopo rubbed his chin and thought, "Should I add her as a friend?"

Nan Xu said indifferently: "You are so wretched."

At the end of the game, Li Yuexi said: "Brother Xie Ye protects me. In fact, you don't need to worry too much about me, I am very capable of self-protection."

[Yu You:. 】

What does a full stop mean?Don't believe him? ?

Li Yuexi wanted to question him, but then remembered his miserable situation when the two of them lined up last time, so he choked up a bit and said, "Then sometimes there is nothing you can do if you are targeted."

[Yu You: Yes. 】

Nan Xu could tell that Shi Zhihuoyue's awareness was very good, and his operation was not much worse, but every time he played the heroes that could be shown off, he couldn't show off. He didn't know whether it was bad luck or limited level.

Li Yuexi still wanted to say a few good words for herself, but Yu You left the team.He asked, "Brother Ye stopped fighting?"

Xiaoma Crossing the River's wheat lights up: "He wants to take medicine, and he will go to rest after taking medicine."

Li Yuexi cared politely: "Brother Ye is sick?"

Xiao Ma crossed the river and murmured: "Shall we continue to line up?"

Li Yuexi: "Okay."

As the rank gets higher and higher, it becomes more and more difficult to crush speed push.Although crossing the river with pony in double row also wins more than losing, but the probability of winning is obviously not as good as their three row.The playground is as fierce as a tiger, and the star is less than five in a day.

Li Yuexi understood that [Yu Yuema] the three-person team is the guarantee of his king's hundred stars, and they are indispensable.

After the lights were turned off, a symposium was held in the boys' dormitory.Li Yuexi told the other two about Mengmengda and Memoda as a joke.

Xue Ding said: "They still have too little homework."

Tang Lingchu pondered for a long time and said, "So, you ruined a marriage?"

"Pull it down, their kind of a fart marriage."

Tang Lingchu smiled and said, "Why don't you count it, online dating is also love."

"There are many kinds of online dating. They are like... Forget it, what will happen if I ruin their marriage?"

"It may affect your own marriage."

Li Yuexi sat up with a whoosh and strongly condemned: "You are a feudal superstition!"

Xue Ding said: "It's hard to say. Recently, Zhenjun's hexagrams are more accurate than the other. Have you forgotten your dream of Diao Chan and Swan? It's better to believe it than to believe it, brother."

Li Yuexi snorted coldly: "It's just a coincidence."

Tang Lingchu said: "There is such a thing as metaphysics, if you believe in it, you don't have it if you don't believe it. Don't take it too seriously."

Li Yuexi didn't believe it in the past, and now he doesn't believe it too much. He always asks Tang Lingchu to help him with fortune-telling with a playful attitude.But there were too many coincidences, and he was a little bit guilty.

Li Yuexi gave up on herself and said: "Anyway, my marriage is bad enough, so whatever."

"Your marriage is not good?" Xue Ding was bitter and bitter, "Do you know what you look like, brother?"

Li Yuexi doesn't think that marriage has much to do with face.If his marriage was really good, he wouldn't have lived almost 20 years before finding out that he was crooked, and he wouldn't still be lying on the bed in the dormitory talking nonsense to Xue Ding.

He thought of the senior at the door of the library, waiting for the rain to stop with a pale face.

I don't know if the senior is not feeling well and has taken medicine.

Li Yuexi returned to the dormitory after finishing her physical education class.Xue Ding and Tang Lingchu were not there, but Zhou Lili was.

Li Yuexi asked, "Why are you back?"

Zhou Lili said: "Shuiyou said that he wants to watch my live broadcast in another place."

Li Yuexi saw that he was fiddling with the camera, and said, "You can start the broadcast later, I'll change my clothes first."

"It's okay, they can't see you." Zhou Lili looked at Li Yuexi.Li Yuexi was wearing a black and white sportswear, the sports headband on his forehead was mostly blocked by the broken hair on his forehead, and he held a tennis racket on his shoulder in one hand.He sweated a lot, and there was a thin layer of sweat on his nose, which looked as good as coming out of a cartoon.

Li Yuexi was terrified by Zhou Lili, and covered his chest with a racket: "What do you want?"

"Yueyue, come here." Zhou Lili said sweetly, "Say hello to my fans, I'll treat you to dinner later."

Zhou Lili's family background is not very good, and his tuition fees are all earned by live broadcasting. Li Yuexi and others have always supported his live broadcasting business.

Li Yuexi walked behind Zhou Lili, bent down and smiled at the camera.

The barrage on the screen doubled in an instant.

[Lili, your room is so handsome, I love it so much. 】

[Roommate killing crazy? 】

[May I ask if you go through the process, or call your husband directly? 】

[Hi, husband. 】

[Don't bark, this is my husband.Hi hubby. 】

……

The screen filled with [Hi, husband] made Li Yuexi a little flustered. "Brother Li, I'm hungry."

[Roommate brother is hungry! 】

[What does my husband want to eat, I'll buy it for you! 】

[Please send me the husband's bill. 】

"Thank you [Ms. Li Bai] for the small TV, thank you." Zhou Lili smiled and said, "Don't shout, my roommate will be shy. Come here first today, I will take my roommate out for dinner. Next time my roommate brother will meet again Won't show your face? It depends on the situation, my roommate's brother is very good at playing the king, wait for me to find a time to drag him into a double row... I don't know the exact time, but I will let you know in advance."

Zhou Lili turned off the camera, and Li Yuexi said, "I'll take a shower first and change clothes."

"Why don't you stop changing your clothes and just go out like this."

Li Yuexi asked: "Why?"

"You are so handsome, walking next to you can make a long face."

Li Yuexi was dissatisfied: "Could it be that I'm not handsome in other clothes?"

It is said that once a handsome guy realizes that he is handsome, he will start to get greasy, but Li Yuexi seems to be an exception.He knew he was good-looking, and occasionally called himself a handsome guy, but he never took advantage of his looks to do anything.Zhou Lili also watched a lot of live broadcasts of handsome guys, and those handsome guys all had evil smiles and precise eyes.When he looked at Li Yuexi again, he always felt that those people were incomparable to their school grass.

"They are all handsome, but this is the most handsome." Zhou Lili pushed Li Yuexi out, "Let's go, and there will be no food any later."

"No food?" Li Yuexi felt that something was wrong, "Where do you want to invite me to eat?"

Zhou Lili took it for granted, "The cafeteria."

"..."

Li Yuexi grabbed the crack of the door with both hands and refused to leave, and was finally dragged away by Zhou Lili holding her waist.

Li Yuexi was really hungry, and she felt delicious eating in the cafeteria.Zhou Lili ordered a free seaweed egg drop soup for him, and said, "I just sent home some living expenses, so I'll make you a meal first, and I'll treat you to a big meal after the proceeds from my live broadcast arrive in my account."

Li Yuexi also knows a little about Zhou Lili's family situation. "Then we'll secretly call it Schrödinger and Fortune Teller." He took a sip of the soup and frowned, "Are you sure it's not plain water with salt?"

Zhou Lili said: "Free soup, do you want a bicycle?"

"As long as you have the skill, you can turn a bicycle into a motorcycle."

"Then you change."

Li Yuexi stood up: "You wait, I will operate it for you."

Nanxu's dinner was noodles with a clear soup and little water, and Marco Po thought it was not tasty.He couldn't help asking Nan Xu: "Does this noodle really taste good?"

"No." Nan Xu put down his chopsticks, "I want to eat something else."

"for example?"

Nan Xu looked at the drink area and said, "Coke."

Marcopo advised him: "You are not in full health yet, so stop drinking."

"How much of the time my body is perfectly fine."

Nan Xu has been seeing a doctor at a senior professor of the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine since he was a child, and the Chinese medicine he drinks every day is prescribed by that professor.In addition to medication, the professor also has strict requirements on his diet.Junk food like cola milk tea fried chicken must be absolutely excluded from his recipes.

After a long time like this, it is inevitable that you will feel that life is really boring.Except for a mint after drinking the medicine, there is no sweetness at all.

Whenever this happens, Nan Xu will reward himself for making an exception, even if he only takes a sip of Coke.

Nan Xu put on a mask and walked towards the beverage area.Coke has a mini package, a small bottle is only 200ml, which is not as big as his palm, just right to satisfy his cravings.

Nan Xu bought a small bottle, and when he was about to go back, he saw a boy in sportswear standing in a vat of soup, holding a spoon in his hand, with a serious expression... soup?

He looked at it for a while, then took off the mask and put it in his pocket.

Serving soup is a technical task, and the positioning of the technique is extremely important.Li Yuexi served it carefully, and it took a lot of effort to serve a bowl of seaweed and egg flower soup full of seaweed and egg flower.

He was admiring his work when a voice came from behind: "It's amazing."

Li Yuexi looked back with the seaweed and egg drop soup, and saw the Xindong senior standing behind her, and her whole body froze.

It was agreed that we would only meet once every two months, and it was only a few days since the last time. This is unscientific!

Hold on tight and don't panic.He dressed handsomely today, at least that's what Zhou Lili said.But how can a handsome guy serve seaweed egg drop soup in his hand?

Li Yuexi can't wait to plunge into the seaweed egg drop soup.But he couldn't, the senior stood in front of him and talked to him.

Autumn has recently entered, and it has rained a few times, and the temperature has dropped a little, but most boys still wear short-sleeved shorts.The senior is wearing long sleeves and trousers. The knit T-shirt is soft and loose. The sleeves are deliberately made a little long, which looks lazy and casual.

"Senior, do you want soup?" Li Yuexi stammered, "I, I'll make you a bowl?"

When Li Yuexi was talking, a couple walked by them.The girl is holding a bottle of pink and tender milk tea in her hand, the boy leans her head towards him, and the girl feeds him a sip. The picture is warm and beautiful, and the degree of dog abuse is 100%.

Li Yuexi realized that she had said something stupid.The first time he asked Xindong senior to drink, it turned out to be free seaweed egg drop soup in the school cafeteria...

What Tang Lingchu said was right, his marriage was really punished.

Nan Xu smiled shallowly: "Okay."

Li Yuexi could only bite the bullet.He put the whipped soup aside and picked up an empty bowl again.His hand holding the spoon was a little trembling, and his performance was abnormal. The final product he typed was not much better than Zhou Lili's, with a pitiful little bit of seaweed egg flower floating on the bottom of the bowl.

Li Yuexi blushed completely: "I'll make another copy for you."

"No need." Nan Xu took the soup bowl and took out a small Coke, "This is for you, thank you for the soup."

Marcopo saw Nan Xu come back with a bowl of soup, and said, "I thought you were going to buy Coke. That's good, soup is healthier than Coke."

Nan Xu said, "It's pretty good."

Li Yuexi returned to his seat, Zhou Lili saw that his expression was wrong, and asked, "What's wrong with you? You are blushing."

Li Yuexi held Little Coke tightly, and murmured: "Brother Li, I want to chase him."

Seniors who are nearly 1.9 meters tall, drink Coke and buy the smallest bottle-this, this is too cute!The senior is simply jumping around on his strange cute spots!

Zhou Lili thought he heard it wrong: "What did you say?"

"It's nothing." Li Yuexi held Zhou Lili's hand and said sincerely, "Thank you Brother Li for inviting me to the cafeteria today, and you don't have to give money to me when I get married."

Zhou Lili: "?"

Li Yuexi carried Little Coke back to the dormitory like a treasure.Seeing Tang Lingchu, he rushed forward and said, "Didn't you say that ruining a marriage will bring retribution?"

Tang Lingchu didn't know why Li Yuexi was so excited, and said patiently: "What I'm talking about is that it may affect your marriage, and this effect may not necessarily be retribution."

"I ran into him three times in half a year. According to the general probability, the next time I ran into him should be two months later. But I ran into him today and talked to him." Li Yuexi proudly showed the Coke to Tang Lingchu , "He also gave me a mini can of Coke."

Tang Lingchu couldn't stop laughing, and said comfortingly, "Yueyue is really enlightened, a small bottle of Coke is just as beautiful as this."

Li Yuexi couldn't hold back: "That's not the point. The point is that metaphysics is unbelievable!"

Tang Lingchu said in a dignified manner: "This shows that what you ruined was a bad fate, so what you get is a good reward."

"You are too foul, and it makes sense anyway."

Tang Lingchu said: "But this time she gave you Coke, so you must go to her contact information."

Li Yuexi froze for a moment, her expression gradually froze.

Tang Lingchu was speechless for a while, and said, "What about the name? Did you get it?"

Li Yuexi: "..."

At that time, his mind was full of seniors, seaweed egg drop soup, names and contact information, which he had long forgotten.

Extreme joy begets sorrow, nothing more than this.

Li Yuexi shut herself up in place holding Little Coke.The mobile phone on the table vibrated several times, he picked it up mechanically to check the news, it was Xiao Ma who was about to drive across the river.

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Yueyue on the number~ Your wild king brother is in a good mood today, I think you can play a few more rounds.We give him ten stars and eight stars. 】

[Shiranuoyue: I'm in a bad mood today, so I won't fight anymore.You duo. 】

【Little Horse Crossing the River: What happened? 】

[Shiranui Huyue: I don't want to mention sad things.Anyway, sad. (Maomao's head wipes tears.jpg)]

【Little Horse Crossing the River: Momo, then you should have a good rest tonight. 】

After Li Yuexi took a shower, she lay on the bed in despair and swiped her phone, unconsciously clicked into the King of Glory center of QQ.

In the friend's record, Xiaoma Guohe and Yu fought five more rounds, won five rounds, and will soon be the king of fifty stars. It seems that today is an auspicious day for the top score.

Li Yuexi fought like a carp, and quickly posted a message in the QQ group: [Are you still fighting?take me one! ! ! 】

【Little Horse Crossing the River: Didn't you say you were sad not to fight tonight? 】

[Shiranui Yue: I'm already sad. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: So fast? 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: Is this still fast?I've been sad for almost two hours. 】

【Little Ma Crossing the River: I am also very envious of your self-emotional regulation ability. 】

[Shiranuoyue: Come on, brothers, let's get to the top! 】