The Slave Online Dating Guide

The plan that he had racked his brains to come up with was so exhausted, Li Yuexi's brain was severely stuck, and he couldn't hold back a word.

Sun Ce is fighting for hegemony in Jiangdong, he is nineteen years old, and he can't even speak a word in front of Xindong senior.He is a piece of shit.

He never thought that he would have today. If he had known earlier, he should have clicked on the strike-up skill.For example, the girl who asked him to beat the king last time was decent, generous, calm and confident, why couldn't he do it.

Li Yuexi felt cold when he remembered that he used the WeChat area and QQ area as an excuse to decline his sister.Maybe the senior was the same as him back then, not because he didn't want to play basketball, but because he didn't want to talk to him, so he just made up an excuse.

He is so miserable, his secret love is about to break up before it even begins.Back in the dormitory, he wanted to ask Tang Lingchu to make a calculation to see if he was the fate of the lone star of Tiansha.

The world is not worth it.

The rain kept falling, and the atmosphere was not harmonious.The students who hid from the rain with them were a little anxious, and a few boys simply braved the rain and left.

Li Yuexi was thinking wildly, and heard the senior ask: "Anyone send an umbrella?"

Realizing that the senior was talking to him, Li Yuexi's brain wobbled again and began to work humbly - the senior took the initiative to talk to me, he has me in his heart!

Before Li Yuexi could say "no", a fat and strong figure came from the night, holding a big umbrella that could cover three or four people.Li Yuexi even suspected that it was not an umbrella, but an awning that Xue Ding stole from the store.

"Yue'er, I'm here to take you back to the palace!"

Li Yuexi flew over with a sharp eye, trying to convey his message: Handsome guys flirt with men, don't disturb people of all levels.

Xue Ding thought that Li Yuexi stared so wide because he was moved by his friendship in giving umbrellas in the rain, and suddenly felt that he was worth it.In fact, it doesn't matter if Li Yuexi gets wet or not, he mainly wants to see how beautiful the beauty is that can make Li Yuexi's heart beat.

Xue Ding observed secretly for a long time, but did not see any girls around Li Yuexi, thinking that the girl might have left first, so he dared to show up with an umbrella.

Li Yuexi wanted to beat someone up.But in front of seniors, he must not reveal his violent side.He smiled and asked, "Why are you here?"

"I'm here to give you an umbrella." Xue Ding winked and said, "What, how is the result of tonight's battle? Have you..."

Li Yuexi coughed loudly and blocked Xue Ding's mouth.

With Xue Ding here, it is impossible to get in touch.The senior must have not brought an umbrella. He seemed to have caught a cold, but he couldn't get wet in the rain.

"Senior, do you want to come with us? Our umbrella...is very big." Li Yuexi's voice became weaker as she spoke.How could he let the beautiful senior have sex with the three of them under the awning, the awning is not worthy.

The senior glanced at their umbrellas and said, "No, I have an umbrella for you."

"……OK."

As soon as she left the senior's hearing range, Li Yuexi exploded under the awning: "What do you want to do, Schrödinger. Didn't I tell you that I am doing big things, and you still come to join in the fun?"

"What's the big deal—the crush?" Xue Ding asked confusedly, "Didn't your crush leave?"

Li Yuexi was incompetent and furious: "Who said he left?!"

"Did you leave?" Xue Ding looked left and right, "But there is not a single girl in this [-]-meter radius, let alone a beauty... Oh, except for the boy next to you."

Their school majors in science and engineering, and the ratio of male to female is quite touching. I often can't find a long-haired one at a glance.Even if found, it might be Zhou Lili Liiqing.

Li Yuexi held a mouthful of old blood in her chest, wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit: "With a brother who is so understanding and considerate like you, why should I worry about not being able to embrace a beautiful woman?"

Xue Ding said cheerfully: "Brother, this is too much, this is what Brother Yu should do."

"Too low IQ will be contagious, stay away from me." Li Yuexi couldn't help but look back, only vaguely seeing the outline of the senior.He asked Schroding: "Do you know him?"

"Who are you talking about?"

"The buddy who was standing next to me just now."

"I don't know him, I didn't even know that there are such good-looking boys in our school." Xue Ding was also a little strange, "It stands to reason that he should be as famous as you, why haven't I seen or heard of him before?" ——Maybe he is relatively low-key, raised in a boudoir that no one knows."

Xue Ding was recently revisiting Gongdouju, and his speech was pretentious. Li Yuexi was a little infected by him, and couldn't help but recite the next sentence: "Natural beauty is hard to give up, and once she is chosen by the king."

"Okay, turn away. You tell me first, you are going to get the contact information of the person you are interested in."

Li Yuexi gets angry when she thinks of this: "Don't just say 'heartbeat' one by one, okay, they don't have a name."

"Did you ask the name? What's her name?"

Li Yuexi: "..."

It was Marco Po who came to deliver an umbrella to Nanxu.Nanxu got himself into the hospital in the rain last time, this time Marco Po offered to take him back to the dormitory, he agreed and planned to treat Marco Po to dinner on the weekend.

On the way back to the dormitory, Nan Xu suddenly said: "The boy you mentioned last time, Li Yuexi."

"You mean the school girl?" Marco Po asked, "What happened to him?"

"I just met him and had a chat with him."

"Really?" Marco Po said enthusiastically, "He took the initiative to talk to you?" Marco Po knew Nan Xu well and knew that he rarely communicated with others on his own initiative.

Nanxu was noncommittal.

Marcopo asked again: "Then how do you feel?"

"The closer you look, the bigger your eyes are."

Marco Po looked at Nan Xu's expression and came to a conclusion: "You look quite calm."

"otherwise?"

Marco Po said: "Ah, if it was me, I would definitely be flattered to be approached by such a handsome junior." Of course, if it was a beautiful junior, it would not be as simple as being flattered, he would probably take off on the spot.

Marco Po thought that Nan Xu would laugh at him for being worthless, but he didn't expect that his cold beauty roommate not only didn't laugh at him, but even smiled:

"Flattered? A little bit."

After the love song was played, the BGM in the library changed again, this time it was a cheerful song:

[His eyelashes, curved mouth, smiling at me without warning]

[There was no warning, it was unexpected, and he showed me his favor first]

Li Yuexi was depressed for a long time, about two hours.For more than half a year, he and his senior have met three times, on average only once every two months.I didn't ask for contact information this time, and I don't know when the next time I have a chance.

God, are you really arranging a marriage for me?

God: Yes, don't worry.

Li Yuexi: You fart.

In order to comfort Li Yuexi, Tang Lingchu made another fortune teller for him.The hexagrams show that Li Yuexi's recent fortune is quite good.

"Wealth luck?" Li Yuexi was skeptical, "What kind of wealth luck can I have as a student."

Xue Ding said: "Is it true that the living expenses your father gave you will be doubled?"

"Impossible." Because of his refusal to return to the WeChat area, his father is still angry with him, and it is already very good not to sever the father-son relationship with him.Also double the cost of living, he was thinking about peach.

"Otherwise, you go to draw a prize?"

Li Yuexi thought for a while, opened the King of Glory, and entered the Glory Store.

The price of King of Glory skins generally does not exceed 200RMB, but there is a type of skin that most people spend four figures to take away, and that is the Glory Collection Skin in the Glory Store.

Glory collection skins are obtained by lottery.When there is no discount, it costs 27RMB for five consecutive draws.The probability of winning is related to the lucky value, the smaller the number of draws, the lower the lucky value.But if the lucky value reaches 361 times, you must win the lottery. Before that, the probability of winning the lottery is extremely low.

Li Yuexi had smoked Wu Zetian before, and it was no surprise that she smoked 361 times, and it took almost 2000 RMB to get it.Now the points on the account are just enough to draw five times, so Li Yuexi can take a little.

A sound of shit floated out from the balcony of bedroom 438, piercing the night sky—ah, the golden legend!

Li Yuexi only spent 27 yuan to get the skin that others can only get more than 1000 yuan, and immediately put the trouble of not getting the contact information of the seniors behind her.

Xue Ding was so jealous that he wanted to bleed, and pestered Tang Lingchu to make a fortune for him.Tang Lingchu said: "One hexagram a day, this is my grandfather's rule. Yueyue, what skin do you want to change?"

Li Yuexi is not short of the thousand dollars, but he is happy if he can take advantage of Timi. "Change to Xiahou Dun's Invincible Hurricane, I heard it feels super good."

"Let's jump and wait!" Xue Ding grabbed Li Yuexi's wrist suddenly, "The version is only temporary, but the beauty is permanent—isn't Xiao Qiao's swan dream delicious? You think twice!"

Of course Xiao Qiao's swan dream is delicious, but how many chances can he get Xiao Qiao.

After some deliberation, Li Yuexi decided: I want them all.

His good luck seemed to be only once, and the next few skins were guaranteed to be drawn, soaring to the noble level vip9.

Marco Po's new mobile phone arrived, and the first game he downloaded was Glory of Kings. "Let's go Brother Xu, call Shanghuoyue, we are in the third row."

Nan Xu said: "Last time you thought her voice was not pleasant."

"Her voice is not bad, it's just different from what I thought. But no matter what, she is a real girl, I'll live and listen."

Shiranui jumped into the room, and the girl's cheerful voice sounded from the earphones: "Hello, brother Xiaoma, hello, brother Yewang!"

Marco Po was stunned for a moment, and said, "Why did I hear the smell of loli in your Yujie voice?"

Shiranui Yue was silent, and when he spoke again, his voice was calm and calm: "I'm in a good mood today, I'm a little carried away. I'm sorry, please let me do it again-Brother Ma, Brother Ye, good evening."

"Why are you in such a good mood," Marco Po joked, "Could it be that you were also accosted by the grassroots of your school?"

I don't know Huoyue doesn't know, so: "Huh?"

Nan Xudan said, "Are you sick?"

Marco Po smiled and started matching.

The three of them were in the last three rows in this game.On the first floor and the second floor, there is a couple, one is called [Orcs will never be slaves], and the other is called [Unless food and lodging are included].

In the pre-selection stage, the top laner Ma Chao and the support Sun Bin were selected on the first and second floors respectively, which is a strong combination in the version.Xiao Ma crossed the river to play as a shooter, and Yu played as a jungler, leaving only one mid unit.

Li Yuexi thought of Diao Chan whose hair was disheveled by the beating, and said hesitantly: "Do you really want me to play mid laner, no good."

[Orcs will never be slaves [first floor]: You don't want to take it? 】

[Unless food and lodging are included [Second floor]: I grew up so big, I played more than 5000 games of kings, and it was the first time I met my teammates rushing to avoid mid laners. 】

[Shiranhuoyue [fifth floor]: A master said that I will be aggrieved recently, and I am afraid that I will hurt you by playing mid laner. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River [fourth floor]: What the hell is Master.Xiao Huoyue, be more confident, the mid laner on the opposite side is Daji, are you afraid that you won't be able to match the lane? 】

[Shiranhuoyue [fifth floor]: Then can I take Xiao Qiao? 】I still want to show off the new skin I just got.

[Little Horse Crossing the River [fourth floor]: You can take whatever you want. 】

[I don't know Huoyue [fifth floor]: Brother Wild King? 】

[Yu You [third floor]: Yes. 】

Entering the loading interface, Xiaoma crossed the river and saw Li Yuexi's swan dream, and called her a rich woman.Teammates and opponents who take the Glory Collection skin will pay more attention, and will be targeted from time to time.Li Yuexi played very wretchedly and moved very carefully. The opposite Baili Xuance came to the middle to catch him several times but failed.

When the equipment was almost ready, Li Yue squatted in the grass to reach Daji, and with the second skill, he picked up the big move and took Daji away.

[[All] I feel cute (Daji): Xiao Qiao, do you dare to squat on me? 】

[[All] Do you want to be with you? (Baili Xuance): Xiao Qiao, do you dare to lie down on my baby? 】

It turns out that Baili Xuance and Daji on the opposite side are also a couple.Li Yuexi doesn't hate playing games with his lovers, but he dislikes girls who feel sad when they die once, as if they have been wronged by the world.Then the girl's boyfriend lost his mind because of this, and the soldier line will avenge the girl regardless of whether the tower is pushed or not.It was vigorous and vigorous, as if it was performing a Qiong Yao drama.

If such a couple were teammates, Li Yuexi would have to persuade them earnestly.Now it's on the opposite side, that's a happy event.

[[All] I don't know Huoyue (Xiao Qiao): The one squatting is your baby.Now anyone can really have a sister, Daji, you don't choose either.True love is poisonous. 】

[[All] Do you want to be with you? (Baili Xuance): Yes, Xiao Qiao, you wait. 】

Li Yuexi successfully angered the opposite couple.Daji and Baili Xuance began to join together, squatting on the grass with all kinds of hidden vision, Li Yuexi couldn't defend against it.

Sun Bin, his assistant, has been following Ma Chao, and the pony crosses the river and goes down the road, one-on-two pressure is not small.Yu You's mirror needs to develop, and it is impossible to always support the middle lane.If there is only one person squatting on him, he still has a chance to fight back, but there are two people on the opposite side, both of whom have control skills. Li Yuexi can only wait to die when he is squatted down.

很快，他的击杀死亡助攻数就从3-0-2变成了3-5-3。

Li Yuexi would use his skills to probe every bush, but it was useless even if he poked out someone in the bush.Daji's second skill stunned, Baili Xuance hooked again, and Xiao Qiao, who was wearing the dream of the swan, fell down gracefully, a pair of black wings were stepped on by Baili Xuance.

[[All] Do you want to be with you? (Baili Xuance): Xiao Qiao, are you happy? 】

[[All] I don't know Huoyue (Xiao Qiao): Oh, that's it? 】

Xiao Ma crossed the river and said sympathetically, "Huo Yue, why don't you put on a defensive outfit."

Li Yuexi was already numb from the cutting, and said indifferently: "It's okay, let them do the cutting. Hurry up and grow up."

Baili Xuance stared at him alone, and didn't have the time to manage the pony crossing the river. The pony crossing the river was well developed, and Yu You also took the opportunity to turn against many wild men on the opposite side.

Li Yuexi: "This is called sacrificing Dafa. Sacrificing one of me will bring happiness to thousands of families."

Pony Crossing the River: "Leap..."

[Orcs will never be slaves [Ma Chao]: I'm in tears. 】

[Unless food and shelter are included [Sun Bin]: Tears +1.Don't worry, rich lady, we will definitely take you to win this game.If I can't win, I will break up with my boyfriend. 】

【Orcs will never be slaves [Ma Chao]: ...】

Except for Brother Ye Wang, the other three were deeply moved by Li Yuexi's dedication.Others are crying, and the wild king is silently clearing the wild, firmly controlling the dragon in his own hands.

Li Yuexi was revived in the spring, and Yu You just returned from beating the dragon to make up for his condition.

[Yu You [Jirror]: Follow me. 】

Li Yuexi: "Huh?"

Jing walked a few steps forward, seeing that Xiao Qiao didn't follow, she stopped and waited for him.

[Yu You [Mirror]:? 】

[Yu You [Mirror]: Come here. 】

"Here we come." Li Yuexi followed Yu to the wild area to help him fight the blue buff.Could it be that Yu wanted to give him the blue buff again, so he asked him to follow?What a waste.

"Brother Ye Wang, you can just take the blue buff yourself, I won't..." Before finishing speaking, Jing slammed and took the blue buff neatly.

Li Yuexi: "..." He likes to think too much, can he get rid of it in this life?

On the small map, the pawn line in the middle has arrived.Li Yuexi said: "Brother Ye, I'm going to clear the army line in the middle."

[Yu You [Mirror]: Yes. 】

Li Yuexi asked: "Brother, why don't you turn on the microphone?"

[Yu You [Mirror]: I don't have so much to say. 】

Li Yuexi: "...Oh."

Li Yuexi chose a relatively safe path to the middle.He was walking well, when suddenly a chain appeared from the grass, and it fastened him firmly.

Li Yuexi laughed angrily.Depending on the situation, they hid their vision for at least 2 minutes, how could they squat like this!

Not far away, Daji saw that her CP had cut to Xiao Qiao again, and she wished she could flash over and use her skills.

A golden circle of light suddenly appeared, and the mirror wearing FMVP leather flew out from behind Xiao Qiao, shifting shape and position, flowing like clouds and water——

【Conceive the eight wastelands, enter the nine levels; the sun and the moon are in the genus, and the stars are in the Chen. 】

Jing beat Baili Xuance and Daji to the brim, and Li Yuexi opened up and won a double kill.Xiao Qiao's voice triggers: [The infectious disease called love is spreading in the world of kings. 】