After the divorce I became my ex-husband's cat

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??Lu Zhimian couldn't understand why a kitten that usually looks docile and cute, after touching the water, it would be like a mad dog with rabies, scratching and scratching, screaming like Lu Zhimian was not bathing it but was bathing it. skin it...

??Yu Fei couldn't understand either. He was obviously a human being at heart, so why did he still have the bad habit of cats being afraid of water? ? ?

??The warm water is like a demon that can be seen and touched to him at this time, making him tremble with fear at a glance, wishing to turn around and run away...

??besides--

??Who would bathe a cat and take the shower head directly to the cat's face? !

??Lu Zhimian, are you an idiot? !

??…

??"Meow!"

?? "Boom——"

?? "Crackling!"

??"hiss--"

??The water vapor made the glass door of the bathroom blurry, and I could only hear the sound coming from inside, and it didn't stop until more than half an hour later...

?? "唰"

?? The glass partition was pulled open.

?? Lu Zhimian came out holding the cat.

?? Obviously just bathing the cat, but Lu Zhimian seemed to be poured a bucket of water. Not only was his clothes wet, but even his hair was dripping.

??The bangs that were always fixed back by the wax were hanging wetly on his forehead at this moment, making Mr. Lu, who usually looks mature and elite, look like a college student who has not yet graduated.

??But this "college student" is obviously not in a good mood, so gloomy that the real dark clouds are almost showing above his head.

??Lu Zhimian stood in front of the half-length mirror of the washbasin, looking expressionlessly at the face in the mirror with three cat claw marks that were still oozing blood, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably. Decided to regret.

??Originally, this cat was bought only to please Yu Fei, but before the cat arrived, the divorce agreement arrived first.

?? At that time, he should have returned the cat, and he would not have to suffer this kind of crime now.

??And Lu Zhimian remembered another thing—the kitten was delivered on the day Yu Fei had a car accident...

??Is this cat designed to attack him and Yu Fei?

??…

?? At this time, Yu Fei regretted it to death.

?? When he was in the nursing home, he should have desperately grabbed Wang Shao's trouser legs, otherwise why would he suffer this kind of crime?

??Lu Zhimian looks like a human being, but he doesn't care about human affairs at all!

??Use the shower head to wash the kitten's face, lift it upside down by its tail, and lift its tail to wash a certain part of it...

?? Is this something that humans can do? !

??Why cats do not qualify for the exam??

??A "poor student" like Lu Zhimian is not qualified to keep a cat!

?? Yu Fei, who was tightly wrapped in a bath towel and only showed a cat face, was still thinking aggrievedly, but he didn't realize that he had been lifted up.

??Lu Zhimian squeezed the opening of the bath towel tightly with one hand, and was very vigilant against the unpredictable "Shadow Claw". He held the kitten wrapped up in a ball in front of his eyes, and warned the kitten with a serious expression: "Next, I will blow your hair, you If you touch me again, I don't want you."

??Yu Fei: "..."

??Hey, dare to threaten him!

??Who doesn't want who?When he scratches this fellow's face, he will defect to Wang Shao!

?? If he stayed here for a second longer, his surname would not be Yu!

?? As if seeing the eagerness in the kitten's fierce eyes, Lu Zhimian had a headache.

?? Hard ones won't work...then try soft ones?

?? "If you let me blow my hair, add a canned salmon to dinner today."

??Yu Fei: "..."

?? "Gululu"

?? Yu Fei covered his disappointing stomach with his claws.

?? Yes, damn it!To tempt him with food?He's like this...

"Add another Miao Xian Bao."

??Spineless...

?? "I heard that cats like to drink yogurt, how about adding a bottle of yogurt?"

?? people...

??…………

?? He is such a spineless person!

??Yu Fei excitedly waved his paw in the bath towel, deal!

??Can the backbone be eaten as a meal or is it delicious with yogurt?

??Besides, if his thick fur doesn't use a hair dryer, who knows how long it will take to dry??Might as well catch a cold.

??Lu Zhimian was in a hurry to serve him. How could he not give him a chance when he was such an adult?

??Yu Fei convinced himself with a faster speed than carrying the train station overnight, opened his still wet cat's mouth, and let out a reserved sound——

?? "Meow~~~"

??I agree!

??Obviously the cats have the same appearance, and the cats' calls are also similar, but Lu Zhimian just feels that he can understand this kitten from the face of the kitten in his arms and from its curvy cry. Emotions.

?? Just like at this moment, Lu Zhimian can clearly tell that it means the kitten agreed to this "deal".

??Lu Zhimian: "..." Can his illness be cured?

??Lu Zhimian put the balled cat on the recliner in the bathroom, left a sentence of "don't move around", then turned to get the hair dryer.

?? Yu Fei, who was wrapped up like a modern mummy, was a little speechless. Does he look like he can move around?

??The waiting time was a little boring, Yu Fei turned his only part above the neck that could be turned, and observed the master bedroom bathroom that he had never been to when he was a human.

??Black marble floor tiles, a large hammock-style bathtub that can accommodate multiple people, and a small table made of black crystal, on which several financial magazines and a smart control tablet are randomly placed.

??The area where the hammock bathtub is located is much higher than other areas, and there are steps on the edge. When you go down the stairs, you will find the shower room where Yu Fei just "suffered torture". The entire independent area isolated by glass is about the size of an ordinary The entire bathroom of the commodity house.

??The reclining chair where Yu Fei is now is located by the floor-to-ceiling window at the far left of the bathroom. Looking out from the half-drawn curtain, you can just see a rippling lake view—it is the high-end area of ​​Anzhi Tinglan. Jingzhi Lake in the center of the residential area.

??Looking down again, although the reclining chair is made of bamboo, it is covered with a layer of cool cushions made of jade slices. Judging by the color, I am afraid that the quality of jade is not bad...

??Lu Zhimian is too good at enjoying it!

??Yu Fei's mangosteen claw fist wrapped in the bath towel hardened silently.

?? Familiar footsteps came, the orange ears with a handful of white hairs moved, and turned to look in the direction of the sound——

??The sexy and strong eight-pack abs appeared in front of Yu Fei's eyes.

?? On the top is a huge chest with well-defined muscles, and there are faint drops of water flowing through it, which looks sexy and astringent.

??He has already taken off the wet clothes on his upper body, and only put a clean white towel casually on his shoulders and neck. The trousers on his lower body are still on his body, and he is even wearing a black Italian handmade custom crocodile belt. , this clear contrast between the upper and lower poles, but it shows a kind of color | aura hidden in abstinence.

??I don't know my color|Full of air, Lu Zhimian squatted down on the edge of the recliner with a hair dryer in his hand, with a serious expression like an old father: "Come on, I'll give you a hair dryer."

?? The angle is facing Yu Fei on Lu Zhimian's chest: "..."

?? He has only one thought in his mind at the moment——

??As a kitten who is smart, cute, kind and upright (the N advantages are omitted here), his ex-husband and temporary excrement shoveler who is not very sensible is willing to share with him this wonderful chest that has been stripped of clothing... let him Step on the milk lightly?

??Little cat tilts its head.jpg

??The hair dryer is silent, the wind speed is neither fast nor slow, the temperature is neither high nor low, and there is one hand that keeps gently grooming his hair. Yu Fei is so comfortable that he feels drowsy.

?? Lu Zhimian looked at the kitten lying motionless on the recliner and obediently letting him blow its fur, a not-so-obvious smile flashed in his deep eyes.

?? One person and one cat are very satisfied.

?? Although this sitcom known as "Bathing the Cat" had a bloody and violent beginning, it ended successfully in the end.

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??Siyuan Media is a well-known performing arts brokerage company in the industry. It is located in the emerging business district of Rongcheng City. A [-]-storey silver building is the headquarters building of Siyuan Media.

??"Da da da"

??Wearing Gucci's new professional suit for the season, the exquisite woman who stepped on [-]cm diamond-encrusted stiletto heels angrily pushed away one of the dance practice rooms by the corridor——

??A burst of deafening death heavy metal poured out vaguely in an instant, drumming back and forth in the airy corridor at both ends.

??The woman took a deep breath, walked in, and slammed the door shut with a "bang".

?? Locked the sound of music that shook as if the whole building was shaking into the room again.

??The dance practice room was pitch black, and only a figure could be vaguely seen by the wall.

??"Snapped"

??The light switch was pressed, bright light poured down instantly, and everything in the room was invisible.

??The figure by the wall still has its eyes closed, and its body is beating along with the drumbeat of the music. It looks very relaxed and is not affected by the change of light at all.

?? Until, the music also stopped.

?? Only the figure reacted.

?? Li Jun stopped shaking his body, opened his eyes expressionlessly, and looked straight at the culprit who turned off the music with the remote control in his hand.

??His manager, Sister Xuan, stared at him without showing any weakness, her voice almost squeezed through her teeth: "Speaking to the media like this? Are you crazy!"

??Jun Li actually has a young and innocent appearance. Although he is 25 years old, he still looks like a 17 or 8-year-old brother next door. This is also the origin of his title of national brother.

??The corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and a half-smile appeared on his face.

?? Such a mature expression appeared on the face of a brother next door, which seemed full of disobedience.

??The four sides of the dance practice room are not normal walls, but mirrors.

?? Li Jun stretched out his hand to support him, the heat in his palm formed a blurred outline on the mirror, and he lazily stood up: "I'm not crazy."

??His voice is clear, but he prefers to lower his voice, which seems a bit nondescript.

?? Sister Xuan walked over in high heels, and threw the newspaper with deep marks in her hand in front of him: "Not crazy? Not crazy, what do you mean you plan to go abroad for further studies in the near future, and have the intention to develop abroad? You Do you know that the production crew of "Merry Robbery" will start up next month? And do you know that director Wu's calls are all to Mr. Qin! What are you thinking..."

"Then do you know that Yu Fei became a vegetable in a car accident?" Li Jun put one hand in his pocket, leaning against the mirror like a mollusk, interrupted calmly.

?? Hearing these words, sister Xuan's eloquent and aggressive mouth finally stopped.

?? She was a little confused at first, but slowly her eyes opened wider and wider, and her voice almost broke the moment she exited: "You are talking about Li Mingyuan...?"

?? "Bingo~" Li Jun snapped his fingers while speaking, with a relaxed and happy expression on his face.

?? Sister Xuan fell silent, and there was nothing else in the empty dance practice room except for the breathing of the two of them.

?? After a while, she said: "...does this matter have something to do with you?"

?? Li Jun blinked in confusion.

?? "His car accident—"

?? "Is it related to you?"

?? Sister Xuan stared into his eyes and asked word by word.