After the divorce I became my ex-husband's cat

?? Li Jun understood her meaning, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, and finally turned into a gloomy: "In your eyes, am I such a crazy person?"

??Seeing his reaction, Sister Xuan was relieved.

?? Li Jun was almost grown up by her. He only showed such an expression when he was misunderstood or wronged... It seems that this matter should have nothing to do with him.

?? "I'm just worried about you..."

?? Li Jun sneered: "Come on, you and Li Mingyuan are not far behind."

?? Sister Xuan frowned: "Li Mingyuan also asked you?"

?? "The day Yu Fei had a car accident, Li Mingyuan called me and checked all my bank cards inside and out. It seems that I killed his precious son. It's so funny." Li Jun looked angry.

??Everyone who thinks they are elders has such a characteristic - they can criticize the juniors themselves, but they do not allow others to say so.

Sister Xuan also had an angry expression on her face, she gritted her teeth and spat: "Li Mingyuan is really not a thing! One of my sons has a car accident and then suspects another son? Is this something a father can do? !"

?? Li Jun spread his hands innocently: "That's why I told the media that I'm going abroad. One son has become a vegetable, and the other son is going abroad again... Do you think he is in a hurry?"

?? Hearing his words, Sister Xuan was silent for a long time, and finally sighed: "Forget it, as long as you are happy."

?? After thinking about it, he reminded: "Don't overplay, remember to call Director Wu later, "Merry Robbery" is the first drama that two major film and television giants in China have cooperated with. It’s a popular TV series, and next year’s summer vacation is scheduled, even if you just play the third male lead who doesn’t have many lines, the benefits will be great, so you must seize this opportunity.”

?? Li Jun nodded seriously: "Aunt Xuan, I know."

?? Sister Xuan had a smile on her face, but she glared at him pretending to be unhappy: "What's your name? You call me old."

?? "Never old or old, our Aunt Xuan will last forever!"

?? Sister Xuan laughed out loud at Li Jun's teasing, and finally pinched his baby-fat face, turned and left the dance practice room.

?? "click"

?? The door closed gently.

?? Li Jun looked relaxed, and while using the remote control to turn on the music again, he said to himself: "One is easier to deceive than the other..."

??The clear but intentionally low voice disappeared in the deafening heavy metal music of death, without a trace.

?? *

?? This is the first month and day since Yu Fei became a cat.

?? Sitting in his cat's nest, looking at Lu Zhimian who was making all kinds of noise in the living room early in the morning, his face gradually became serious:

?? I heard that in a family with cats, the shit shoveler and the cat will definitely go crazy, so...compared with his mentally strong self, has Lu Zhimian, who is mentally weak, finally gone crazy?

??Lu Zhimian didn't know that he had been driven mad. He was trying his best to search for something in the cabinets at the entrance, and finally found it in the cabinet closest to the door——

?? Cat kits and vaccination booklets.

??Lu Zhimian looked at the pink cat bag in his hand, and then at the pink cat litter in the corner of the living room: "..."

??His secretary's aesthetics of color really makes people disagree. Doesn't black look good?

??Lu Zhimian didn't act immediately with the cat bag in his hand. He took out the "Guide to Going Out with Cats" sent to him by his secretary on his phone, read it carefully, and then put the phone back in his pocket, looking confidently. Kitten Fei came over.

??As soon as Yu Fei looked up, he saw the cat bag that brought him into this house. Not so good memories began to come back, and the orange fur on his back exploded, looking like a cat from a distance. Hedgehog dyed in orange juice: "Meow!"

??Dog man, where do you want to send Grandpa? !

??Suddenly, a big hand covered his head and face, and fell mercilessly on top of his head.

?? Lu Zhimian held the cat's head in his hand, thought he was gentle, but in reality he stroked it mechanically twice, thinking to himself:

??The master's gentle comfort, get.

??Then, he put the pink cat bag on the ground, and said to Yu Fei very seriously: "This is your special cat bag, and you are the only cat who has ever stayed in it."

??Exclusive cat bag for kittens, get.

??Lu Zhimian took out the blanket commonly used by kittens from the cat litter, put it next to Yu Fei's nose and let him smell it, then put it in the cat bag, and turned to continue the science: "This is your blanket. The blanket smells of you."

??The cat bag has the familiar smell of kittens to reduce the stress response, get.

?? Lu Zhimian thought that he had perfectly reproduced the precautions in "Guide to Going Out with Cats", and he was quite satisfied with himself. Looking down at the kitten squatting on the ground and stretching its neck to stare blankly at him, Lu Zhimian said in a commanding tone to the company's subordinates : "Okay, let's go in."

??Yu Fei was stunned by his series of actions: "..."

??He was wrong, Lu Zhimian wasn't crazy...he was obviously stupid!

?? Let him go in and he will go in. How shameless is that kitty?

?? Yu Fei glanced at Lu Zhimian, who was still waiting for him to get into the cat bag obediently, with the look of looking at a fool. He lowered his body and prostrated himself on the ground, then——

??Slid out with a flexible figure that didn't match the body shape!

?? All of a sudden, the distance between him and Lu Zhimian was opened by more than five meters!

??Lu Zhimian: "..."

??Yu Fei has long discovered that although for a kitten, walking on a marble floor is very unstable, and it is easy to fall from time to time, but once he masters the knack of gliding, the speed... is as fast as wearing roller skates on an ice rink Almost for a ride.

??At this moment, Yu Fei not only slipped away, but also turned his head angrily at Lu Zhimian who was stunned by his coquettish operation.

??Therefore, Lu Zhimian saw the orange-white short-legged kitten that somehow slipped away suddenly. While stretching out its two front paws and pulling forward like a turtle, he turned his head and looked at him with triumphant eyes, twisting Moving its round, soft and fluffy little butt that is easy to touch at first glance...

?? Well, twisted very rhythmically.

??Lu Zhimian: "..."

?? Is this strange thing really a cat?

??Really not some new cat-like alien breed?

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??…

??Although Yu Fei thinks that he is definitely the king of ice skating among cats, under the combined influence of the congenital disadvantages of short legs and the acquired disadvantages of the enemy being too cunning——

??Yu, the king of skating, and the future Qiu Mingshan Riding God, Fei, was sanctioned by the unscrupulous shit-shoveling officer Lu Zhimian.

?? He was resolutely unwilling to admit that he was caught by Lu Zhimian because he bumped his head against the wall because he didn't know the direction.

?? Too lost cat!

??Lu Zhimian picked up the dizzy kitten by the nape of his neck. Looking at the starry eyes, he was amused and distressed: "It deserves it."

??Because the cat Yu Fei fainted, the next steps became extremely simple.

??Lu Zhimian opened the entrance of the cat bag to the widest extent, and then held the kitten's soft belly with both hands and carefully sent it in.

??After confirming that the kitten was lying comfortably on the blanket, Lu Zhimian planned to take out his hand.

?? At this moment, he suddenly felt a slight pull on his sleeve.

??Lu Zhimian leaned his squatting body slightly forward, and only then did he see——

??The kitten was lying in the cat bag listlessly, but one of its front paws stretched out, just hooked on his cufflinks, and the circle of fine fluff on its chin was almost transparent in the light of morning light: "Meow? "

?? Lu Zhimian thought, is it asking where I want to take it?

??The moist, round cat's eyes are like the rarest black pearls in the world, staring straight at him.

??Looking at these eyes, Lu Zhimian suddenly felt heart palpitations deep in his chest, and he couldn't help covering his chest.

??Why is this look so familiar, so familiar that it seems to have appeared in front of my eyes thousands of times?

??…

?? Seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, the kitten was still stunned, and couldn't help but tilted his head: "Meow?" Hey, what's wrong with you?

??The paw on his cuff patted impatiently.

??Lu Zhimian finally came to his senses, the complex expression of loss and nostalgia was absorbed into the depths of his eyes, he pursed his lips: "I just took you to check your body, don't worry."

?? After he explained it, he realized that he was probably really stunned. How could a cat understand such complicated human language?

?? But at the same time he was thinking this way, the kitten's paws were actually retracted, and she lay down peacefully on the blanket, closing her eyes, as if saying: Then I'll sleep first La.

??Lu Zhimian stopped for a moment, surprise flashed in his eyes, and was quickly replaced by deep thought.

?? *

??The pet hospital where you went to check your body should be not far from Zhitinglan, because Yu Fei felt that he was woken up by Lu Zhimian after not sleeping for a long time.

?? As soon as he opened his eyes, he found that he was no longer in the cat bag, but on a medical pad that smelled of disinfectant.

??Besides Lu Zhimian, there was also a doctor in a white coat and a mask standing in front of him. He was smiling and saying, "Oh, it's the first time I've seen someone who can sleep so soundly in the hospital. This kitten is so cute. It's amazing."

??Yu Fei just woke up: "..."

?? I suspect he is mocking me, but I have no proof.

?? Lu Zhimian was noncommittal to the doctor's words, and handed the vaccination book he carried with him to the doctor: "This is its previous vaccination record."

"Oh, oh," the doctor took the vaccine book and flipped through it, "Two injections of the triple combination have been given, and the rabies has also been injected...then just need to give the last triple injection today."

"Yeah." Lu Zhimian nodded calmly.

??However, Yu Fei, who intercepted the important key words from their conversation, suddenly lost his composure.

?? What vaccine?

?? What inoculation?

?? What last stitch?

??? ? ?

?? What does this rude and presumptuous Twoleg want to do to his cute, kind, beautiful and generous kitten? !