[Comprehensive] Jun Bei Xing

"Your cautious temperament is really troublesome." Taoist Qingping complained like this, and finally left the city with Shu Ya.

When going out with a woman, a man should be happier when he pays.But, what if the man's bag is full of counterfeit money?The woman was left to fend for herself.Going back to the dense forest to pick some herbs and selling them in the pharmacy, Shu Ya is finally no longer a proletarian.

Feeling that their savings were enough for a long trip, Shu Ya and Taoist Qingping set off again and entered the city—of course, not the city where they left their "crime record" last time.

In the chaotic world, you don't always expect positive energy to be transmitted everywhere. On the contrary, you can see ghosts, snakes, and thieves everywhere.By the way, local hooligans are indispensable.

Eating overlord meals, collecting protection fees, stealing chickens and dogs, and gathering crowds to fight are all the daily tasks of hooligans.There is another thing that cannot be ignored - molesting a good-looking girl from a good family.

On this day, Shu Ya and Taoist Qingping encountered such an incident.

It was a delicate and pretty girl, about fifteen or sixteen years old, without makeup, plainly dressed, and alone.Such a girl looks like a poor woman with no strength and no background, so she is easy to bully.Not surprisingly, she was targeted by a few hooligans.Passers-by saw it, and even sighed.I would rather be a dog in a prosperous age than a troubled person. There are so many miserable people in this world, who cares about such a little lady?

When the little lady was entangled by gangsters, Shu Ya and Taoist Qingping were sitting at the roadside noodle stall. Taoist Qingping ordered two bowls of noodles and was eating one of them leisurely.Shu Ya stared at the bowl of noodles that belonged to her.Theoretically, the transformed bodies of demons can undertake the daily activities of human beings.However, she is no ordinary monster.The other monsters are just not in human form, they have complete stomachs and intestines.She...does it really not leak out when she eats...

"Why doesn't Fellow Daoist Shuya eat?" Taoist Qingping asked knowingly.

"Not hungry." Shu Ya said with a smile.

Just when Taoist Qingping was about to say something, someone suddenly rushed to Taoist Qingping's feet.A sharp soprano sounded at the same time: "Help!!!"

Everyone was startled.Taoist Qingping lowered his head and saw a pretty girl sitting on the ground.With tears in her eyes, the girl looked at her pitifully.Taoist Qingping twitched his lips, looked up, and saw a few gangsters with malicious intentions.

Shu Ya lowered her head and glanced at the girl, with a strange expression on her face. She looked at those gangsters with a special meaning - what kind of eyes do you have, that you actually molested a "beautiful" person with "half makeup".The girl has supple skin, willow-leaf eyebrows, almond-shaped eyes, and small cherry mouth—all the beauty is concentrated on the left half of her face, and the other half is like the ground after the lava has ravaged the ground. Except for the black hole where the eyes are, no one can find it. Come up with something related to "face".It's amazing to tease such a "beauty".

The next moment, Shu Ya realized: Illusion.

When a monster turns into a human, but does not choose its appearance, the changing human form is its "true face".Monsters can have thousands of changes, but there is only one "true face".The demon illusion is forced, and it does no harm to itself. It can be alive and kicking after a maximum of two days of cultivation; if it is "true face", this encounter has a special name, which is called "returning to the original form".Many monster races are dissatisfied with their human appearance, and will change their appearance after transformation.It seems that this young girl is a monster who is dissatisfied with her appearance, but her cultivation base is not enough, and she has seen through the illusion.

Taking a closer look at the girl's breath, it really is a demon.A little monster like Xiang girl couldn't hide from a fairy like Shu Ya.It's just that, unlike the current demons who "cultivate the human way first, and then cultivate the immortal way", Shu Ya directly cultivates the way with the demon body, and after the catastrophe, she still has a monster aura.Does anyone feel that their own smell is inappropriate?Unless you fester all over, or have poor hygiene habits.The breath of living beings is not something that can be actually smelled, but it can be compared in this way.Shu Ya didn't think there was anything wrong with the monster aura on her body, so naturally she didn't think there was anything wrong with the girl's monster aura.

The girl didn't know that she had been seen through, she was still trembling in panic, while staring at Taoist Qingping affectionately.

"Qingping, my friend, has a lot of blessings, I'm really happy to congratulate her." Shu Ya said.In order not to scare the little demon/jing, she purposely concealed Qingping's identity as "Tao Xiu".

Taoist Qingping gave Shu Ya a sad look, and said, "Ya'er, don't be joking." His tone was so affectionate.

Hearing Taoist Qingping's words, the young girl looked at Shu Ya with tears in her eyes. Seeing that she was a mediocre woman with a girlish bun, a smug flash of pride flashed in her eyes.She said, "I beg you sir, please save the slave family..."

"Ya'er, tell me, should I save someone?" Taoist Qingping said.

Shu Ya looked up at the gangsters.These few people have the appearance of excessive drinking and sex, and they will indeed do the business of molesting/playing on girls from good families in the street.It's just that these people's eyes are dull and their minds are chaotic-the "flirty" this time may not be from their original intention.

"Of course people need to be saved." Saying this, Shu Ya picked up a few chopsticks and shot at the gangsters.

With the girl's exclamation, the gangsters fell to the ground, screaming again and again.

"If you don't leave, do you really want me to nail you to the ground?" Shu Ya said.

The person lying on the ground immediately stopped humming.They got up quickly and fled away.

"Pearl, my slave, thank you two for your kindness in saving us." The girl stood up, and Ting Ting Nana was rude.With a pair of wonderful eyes, he looked directly at Taoist Qingping.Faced with a beautiful eye and a black hole, Shu Ya suddenly sympathized with Taoist Qingping so much that her stomach ached.Oh, what started, she likes Taoist Qingping's liveliness?It turns out that only Albus and Draco have this kind of treatment.

"It's easy to do." Shu Ya said, "Miss is frightened, you might as well sit down and rest."

This was exactly what Pearl had in mind, and she sat down at the table obediently.Shu Ya took advantage of the situation and pushed her bowl of noodles in front of Zhu'er.

Pearl: "..."

Taoist Qingping: "..."

Zhu'er looked at Taoist Qingping in panic, with a slight accusation in her steamy eyes: Is this letting the servants eat leftovers?

Taoist Qingping coughed lightly, and said, "This bowl of noodles hasn't been touched yet. You...don't be surprised."

"Thank you Mr. Qingping, sister Ya'er." Zhu'er said very obediently.

Zhu'er ate the noodles elegantly, raised her eyelids from time to time, and looked at Taoist Qingping.It's a pity that her "Mr. Qingping" was so absorbed in talking to "Sister Ya'er" that she didn't pay attention to her beauty at all.Zhu'er lowered her head, eating the noodles more and more slowly, and gradually, she began to sob.It was very quiet at first, for fear of being overheard, but then the shoulders shook, and the voice became louder and louder, making it difficult for people to pay attention.

"Miss Zhu'er, what's wrong?" Shu Ya asked.

Zhu'er timidly looked at the two people in front of her, sobbed, and said: "It's been, it's been a long, long time since no one has been so kind to Zhuer..." She was crying, with big drops of eyes overflowing from her sockets, running down her cheeks , converging on the pointed chin, falling into the dust.Shu Ya couldn't help secretly praising: There are few empresses in the harem who can cry so beautifully.

Maybe it was curiosity about the monsters in this world, maybe it was interest in the monsters who cried beautifully, Shu Ya asked with great interest: "How do you say that?"

"I am a daughter from a wealthy family, with both parents and brotherly love. Because she is the only daughter in the family, she is loved a lot. But..." Zhu Er raised her hand to wipe her tears, her beautiful wrist exposed from her cuffs, "The imperial court conscripts, father and brother will never return, only A Niang, my brother and the slave family depend on each other for life..." She started crying again, "I hate the bully in the city, he took a fancy to the slave family, and wanted to beg him to be a concubine...A Niang refused, so they threatened each other with their lives... ...Amiang fled overnight with my sisters and brothers from the slave family, not wanting to encounter rebels... Now I don't know where Aniang and my younger brother are, whether they are dead or alive..."

Next, when a girl is in danger, she is rescued by a handsome and knowledgeable scholar, the girl agrees with her body, the two little lovers are pushed to the relentless bully, they fight against the old lady who hates the poor and loves the rich, and finally get married— — This girl has read too many story books.Look at the current appearance, this demon/chosen has decided Taoist Qingping to be the "scholar".Shu Ya knows that most men don't have the moral character of keeping themselves as good as jade, so it doesn't matter if they meet a beautiful woman who comes to their door and form a dewy marriage.Especially this kind of vixen and glamour, it’s simply a representative that you don’t need to pay money when you sleep – as long as you find a monk and ask him to say: "You are confused by the demon/evil", you can pat your ass and go home without any need to pay. Worry about breakup fees.Shu Ya has never been too demanding on her friends in this regard.It's just that "Yan/Yu" this time, isn't it too heavy-handed?

Looking at the girl who was crying secretly, Shu Ya sighed softly and said, "What a poor girl. If not, the two of us will help you find a safe place, okay?"

Zhu'er shook her head slightly, and said: "So what if I have a place to live in? It will not last long. My family is not like my sister, but I have a good ability... In troubled times, duckweed can be where it is... If you can If you can see your loved ones before you die, you will have no regrets..."

"It's very inconvenient for you to walk alone as a woman. If you don't dislike the two of us living without a fixed place, why don't you go together." Taoist Qingping said suddenly.

"Is it possible?" Zhu'er widened her eyes, surprised and frightened, and said, "Will it be too troublesome?"

Does Taoist Qingping like raising monsters?Suppressing the doubts in her heart, Shu Ya smiled and said, "Of course not."

So, Zhu'er joyfully followed Shu Ya and Taoist Qingping.She served tea and water for the two of them all day long, and seemed like the perfect maid.It's just that her eyes are always inseparable from Taoist Qingping, and the friendship in her eyes is almost overflowing.

Three non-humans, all pretending to be ordinary people.For this reason, Shu Ya mastered the technique of space transfer without a teacher, just to transfer the food she ate.She has tried it, and what she eats will not leak out, it will just pile up in her body.She doesn't have a digestive system after all, she can't process these things - it will go rancid.

Taoist Qingping was very grateful that he had obtained the "false/certificate".That greatly reduces the chance of revealing stuff.

Zhu'er didn't know that the other two were of good cultivation, and only regarded them as ordinary people.In order not to be discovered by them, Zhu Er often used spells secretly, thinking that she was invisible, but she didn't know that all her actions fell into the eyes of the other two.

Anyway, in many cases, spells are indeed more useful than mortal means, especially in this troubled world.With Zhu'er, the living conditions of Shu Ya and Qing Ping immediately improved to a higher level.

Everything has pros and cons, Shu Ya and the three enjoyed a convenient journey because of Zhu Er's spell, but they had to face the trouble caused by the spell.

In this world, if there are monsters, there will naturally be monster exorcisers.And the vast majority of demon extermination masters adhere to the concept of "monsters are evil", and kill demons when they see them.Zhu'er was originally a little demon who couldn't hide her demonic aura, and her frequent use of spells attracted the attention of the demon master.

The troublemakers are two exorcists, one old and one young.They were dressed in half-new Taoist robes and held mahogany swords in their hands. As soon as they came up, they said "Monster, take your life!!!" and then attacked Zhu'er.Shu Ya and Qing Ping, who were ignored, said nothing, just stood aside and watched the excitement.

After all, Zhu Er didn't have the guts to take a sword, and she pretended to be pitiful in exchange for the trust of the two companions. She secretly hated the two for revealing her identity, and the attack was extremely ruthless.The three of them exchanged a few moves, and each retreated.

"This evildoer is so capable, he took the blood of a black dog!" said the elder exorcist.The young one immediately took out a gourd, pointed to the mouth of the gourd, and silently recited the formula, a stream of red liquid shot towards Zhu'er.

Zhu'er turned pale with fright, and flew back, her sleeves were still wet by the red liquid that was said to be "black dog blood".The white hands instantly became scorched black.Zhu'er screamed, her eyes were extremely fierce.She walked around the two exorcising masters, dodging the black dog blood, and made a move from time to time.For a while, neither side could do anything to the other.

Suddenly, the gushing black dog's blood paused, and then spewed out again. No matter how the young exorcising master recited formulas to the gourd, no more liquid gushed out.

"Master, the blood of the black dog is used up!" The young exorcist said in panic.

"What?" The elder exorcist's eyes widened.

Seeing this scene, Zhu'er let out a long roar and rushed towards the two of them.

The old demon extermination master made an extra move with his apprentice, and shouted angrily: "Demon/evil, don't go crazy!" As he said, he took out a...toilet from his sleeve?

Under the eyes of Shuya and Qingping Jijiong, the elder exorcist lifted the lid of the toilet, and immediately, a "wonderful" smell spread out.He threw the toilet up and recited the mantra.The young exorcist tightly covered his mouth and nose regardless of the demon/evil being by his side.Pearl realized what the old fellow was about to do.She retreated in a hurry, but unfortunately, it was too late.

The contents of the toilet gushed out like a fountain, eloquently.This thing has a huge impact, even Shu Ya and Qing Ping, who were watching the fun, took care of it.

Is it tolerable or unbearable to pour a toilet on top of a person's head? !Qingping's face instantly became very ugly.He waved his sleeves, and the gushing yellow liquid poured all over the two exorcists.Shu Ya waved a thunderbolt, splitting the toilet into shards.

The young demon extermination master covered in filth pointed at Shu Ya and Qing Ping, and exclaimed: "Master, there are two more demons/evils here!"

"Master knows." Said the elder exorcist who was also covered in filth.

"Do you want to fight?" asked the young exorcist.

"Can you beat it? You idiot!" the elder exorcist scolded.

"Then what should we do, master?" the young exorcist asked in a trembling voice.

The elder exorcist said: "The 36th plan is the best plan, retreat!" After saying that, he had already fled away with his apprentice.

Shu Ya shook her head helplessly.She didn't intend to embarrass the two exorcists at all, otherwise, the time they spent babbling there would be enough for her to kill them several times.I believe Qingping is the same.

Pearl watched this turn of events in amazement, and did not realize what had happened until the two particularly immoral (==) exorcists escaped.

"Zhu'er is very grateful to the two seniors for saving me. Zhu'er didn't know that the two of you were of the same kind. I offended you so much. Please forgive me." Zhu'er bowed and said.She sensed the evil spirit in Shu Ya's spell, so she regarded the two people in front of her as the highly skilled demon clan, so she called them "Fellow Dao".

Seeing that Qingping had no intention of speaking, Shu Ya said, "Those who don't know are not to blame."

Perhaps it was because Shu Ya was too kind, Zhu'er hesitated for a while, and finally plucked up the courage to say: "You two are very capable, condescending to walk with Zhu'er, but... have you been sent?"