[Comprehensive] Jun Bei Xing

The strong of the monster clan are respected, and the little monster is not ashamed to depend on the big monster for survival.The little demons are very happy to be sheltered.Therefore, Zhu'er didn't feel embarrassed when she asked that question, she was just worried that Qingping and Shuya would be angered.

"Before I practiced in the deep mountains with fellow Taoist Qingping, I had never seen the same race, so I was very curious." Shu Ya said, "I have no other intentions, and I hope fellow Taoist don't take offense."

"The little demon's cultivation is superficial, how dare he become a 'dao friend'? If seniors don't give up, and call 'Zhu'er', you will be infinitely happy." Zhu'er said.

"Zhu'er, I don't understand something, can you please explain it?" Shu Ya said.

"Senior, it doesn't matter if you say it." Zhu'er said hastily.

"When we first met, why did you design the two of us?" Shu Ya asked.

Zhu'er's face turned pale immediately, and she glanced cautiously, seeing that the two people in front of her didn't intend to get angry, she breathed a sigh of relief.Immediately, her face flushed, and after a while, she finally explained the reason.

Anyone with average looks, minus freckles, rosacea, acne, dark circles, double chins, and a host of other unsightly additions, can get a "beautiful" rating.The monster race has never had such troubles, so most of the monsters' transformations are not ugly.But Zhu'er didn't know what's wrong with her. She obviously didn't do anything harmful, but she turned into a "half-faced makeup".Most women love to compare, compare family background, status, appearance.Here, appearance is especially important.Although Pearl is a demon, she is also a mother.It's fine if she can't compare to a goblin in appearance, she can't even compare to a mortal!If it's just that, it's fine, it's just an extra hurdle in the practice.However, Zhu Er had a beautiful wish in her heart: to find a handsome lover and breed offspring with him.However, the males of the demon clan don't want her, and the human males, or they are moved by her tenderness and consideration, always regret it in the end.Zhu'er is at the edge of her head: she must be not beautiful enough in her transformation form, so she can't find a man!She began to change her beautiful appearance to seduce men in the world.She believed that as long as those men were not allowed to see her true face, her lover would love her forever and would be willing to conceive offspring with her.Taoist Qingping, a rare handsome man in the world, caught Zhu'er's eyes, so this little goblin set up such a trap.

Shu Ya once cast a spell to see Zhu'er's body, and the red hourglass pattern is so conspicuous on that round belly (1).After a long silence, Shu Ya said: "After the love, what will happen to your partner?"

Zhu'er hugged her shoulders and said dreamily, "Of course he will become one with me, and we will never be separated~"

Shu Ya: "..." Even if you look like a fairy, no man would dare to marry you...

Shu Ya and Qing Ping continued to travel after sending away the sister Zhu Er who hated to marry.A few days later, they met those two exorcists again.These two are of course here to eliminate demons.Zhu Er came and went like the wind, they couldn't find them, they could only find Shu Ya and Qing Ping who moved slowly like ordinary people.

At that time, two demon masters jumped out and shouted: "Monster, take your life!!!"

Qingping didn't wait for them to make a move, she waved her sleeves and slapped them away.

Afterwards, they grittly and tenaciously performed that dull entrance, and then were blown away.Later, before they could say their opening words, they would be sent away by Shu Ya and Qing Ping in various ways.

After several times, they finally determined that they would never have any hope of victory in the frontal battlefield, so they chose to sneak attack.

Is it difficult to parry a sneak attack?Come on, who has been famous for a long time in the world, which one has not experienced a sneak attack?Although Shu Ya has not been in the world for a long time, she has already maxed out her experience points in this area, and the two exorcists who are temporary guest assassins can't help her at all.

He squeezed the mahogany sword that had been stabbed, and slashed the hand holding the sword with his backhand—the disarm was successful.Shu Ya turned around and kicked, the older demon exorcist flew out and fell to the ground sprawled.Shu Ya turned the mahogany sword upside down and threw it out seemingly inadvertently.The sword was accurately inserted between the legs of the old demon extermination master, and two inches above it was... ahem.The exorcist looked at the trembling mahogany sword, rolled his eyes, and fainted.The young exorcist raised his sword, maintaining a stabbing posture.He watched all this happen with his own eyes, facing Shu Ya's gaze, his teeth chattered, he didn't know what to do.

Not to mention the two exorcists who were the first to bear the brunt, even Qingping who was on the sidelines had a sense of sadness of "the chrysanthemum tightened".

"The two of us have no intention of becoming enemies with your lord, please don't make trouble for us, okay?" Shu Ya said with a smile.

The young exorcist nodded in a daze.He hasn't recovered yet, and he didn't pay attention to what Shu Ya said.

Shu Ya didn't change her smile, and said, "That's great. I believe you two must be people who keep their promises. If there is another time, just..." Her eyes turned to the older demon exterminator Turning around, he looked at the young demon extermination master again, and said softly, "It's not so easy."

The young exorcist is clever.Under tremendous pressure, he finally regained his ability to think.He nodded hastily, if he hadn't spoken bluntly now, he might have sworn an oath long ago.

After waving the demon master away, Shu Ya touched her cheek uncomfortably, and said, "Am I really so hideous?"

Qingping laughed lightly when she heard the words, and said, "Didn't Shu Ya never care about these things?"

"I really don't care about these things, but the reaction of the exorcist is so interesting." Shu Ya said.

"It's so funny? Shuya only thinks it's funny?" Qingping frowned.

"What else should I do?" Shu Ya raised her eyebrows and asked.

"Just because you have a demonic aura, you want to kill them all, regardless of good or evil. It's really interesting. Fellow Daoist Shu Ya, you are a fairy, not a little demon who does evil!" Qingping said with a trace of indignation.

Shu Ya thought for a while, nodded, and said, "It's really hateful. If you come back next time, just castrate it." Don't talk about people and monsters, how often does she see racial discrimination?Mongols and Han people, Muggles and wizards, this kind of thing really has to be disputed, and it will never end.

"That's right, Shu Ya has become a fairy, so naturally she doesn't pay attention to ordinary people. But, what if these ordinary people also become immortals? They will kill you, and you still don't care?" Qingping said.

"It's so unreasonable to not allow people to be unreasonable after finally gaining great power." Shu Ya said nonchalantly, "How can a group of... idiots bound by bloodlines last long? Just wait for them to perish." She wanted to say "Nazi" more, but she changed her words because Qingping probably wouldn't understand.

"Oh, you can think about it." Qingping said.

Shu Ya smiled slightly and said, "It's not that you can think about it, but those boring people are not worth paying attention to. Speaking of it," she paused, and said, "Since you left the cave, you, fellow Taoist, like to provoke my relationship with other people. .Could it be that you are lonely and want to fight?"

"So what? If not?" Qingping asked.

Seeing that Qingping refused to speak out, Shuya didn't mind either."Whether it is or not, I feel that I should get a weapon that is handy," she said.

Qingping heard this, and said with a smile: "Extremely. You have become a fairy, but let alone magic weapons, you don't even have a mortal weapon. It's really pitiful! What kind of weapon does Shu Ya want? "

"Since I have obtained the Tao with bones, it is very appropriate to use bones as soldiers, isn't it?" Shu Ya said.

"Appropriate for the occasion? Wouldn't it be more appropriate for the occasion to build a cave with bones?" Qingping raised her eyebrows and said coolly.

After hearing this, Shu Ya clapped her hands and said, "That's a good idea!" How could an ancient like Qingping understand modern people's love for some non-mainstream things?

Qingping: "..." So, when you shaped your fairy body, you didn't turn yourself into a living person, not because you didn't care about your appearance, but because your aesthetics is a bone? !

In order not to carry out a proposal that ruined the Three Views, Qingping said earnestly: "Bone bones are too fragile, Shu Ya, don't act on your temper just because of... a momentary preference."

"Once upon a time, I was just a white bone that would be shattered when I touched it." Shu Ya said.

Qingping: "..." Maybe, he should think of a way to process the bones so they don't look like bones...

While Shu Ya was tossing her weapon, Zhu Er came back.Knowing what they were doing, the little demon thought for a while and said, "Actually, it's not a bone, it can also be made into the shape of a bone." She thought that Shu Ya was too obsessed with her own prototype. Non-mainstream spirits occasionally erupt.

Well, whether it's a deep obsession or an outbreak of a non-mainstream soul, Zhu'er's suggestion has been adopted.Faced with this situation, Qingping couldn't bear to look directly at it, so he closed his eyes.

Before Pearl left, she left behind a coil of spider silk—a thread for binding things, firm and invisible, and very good for fixing loose bones.

Collecting bones is a long process, and making weapons would take endless time—with Qingping's help, this process was greatly shortened.He brought many unusual bones.Most of these bones are very huge, they don't look like they belong to animals, and they are full of aura. There are many of them, even the white bones on Shu Ya's body can't compare.

Shu Ya's first weapon was a long bone whip.This thing looks terrifying, but it really doesn't have any evil attributes attached to it.Qingping gave her another pair of double swords, with skull-shaped decorations on the hilts.

"The aura of this sword is clear and upright. It really doesn't match the skeleton. The Liangyi pattern is more suitable." Shu Ya flicked the blade and said.

Qingping: "..." In order for Shuya to accept these two swords, he deliberately changed the pattern of Liangyi to a skull...

Building weapons is afraid of being disturbed, so naturally I will not go outside.They have already returned to the cave.During this period, Shu Ya conveniently built a bamboo building.She has always been yearning for this kind of building, but unfortunately, in previous lives, she was either in the North or in the West, so she was not suitable for this kind of thing.Now I have a chance, how can I give up?

Looking at the freshly baked bamboo building, Qingping said in surprise: "Didn't Shuya want to build a cave with bones?"

Shuyate gave him a contemptuous look, and said, "That's so ugly." Her unorthodox soul has fallen asleep, and her aesthetics are no different from normal people.

Qingping: "..." Has he been too kind recently, such a little demon dares to push his nose on his face?

This peaceful and happy life lasted for a long time until the new prosperous age came.How could the peaceful and happy life come to an end when the prosperous age came?In this era, the forest where Shuya lives is a territory that humans have never set foot in. No matter what humans do, they cannot disturb the creatures here.

In the past few days, Shu Ya has always been restless. When she was meditating and practicing, she always felt that someone was saying something in her ear. She listened carefully, but she couldn't distinguish clearly.It made her very irritable.According to Taoist Qingping, when encountering this kind of situation, it means that disaster is imminent, and the law of heaven warns.

Either you speak up, or you shut up, it's too annoying to be "buzzing" in your ears all day long.It's a pity that Shu Ya's cultivation level is not high enough to block this hateful background sound.Qingping seems to have nothing to do about it.

To be honest, Qingping was also quite depressed.Tiandao wouldn't provide door-to-door service in such a shameless manner.The one who disturbed Shu Ya was naturally not "Heaven's warning".He knew very well that it was someone's method, which could awaken the deepest desire in the soul and guide them on the path that person hoped for.In Shuya's case, it was because she was affected by a spell, but her desire/desire in her heart was not awakened.This is really strange.Even if Shuya doesn't expect to get something for nothing, nor is she greedy, but does she really have a wish that can't be fulfilled no matter how hard she tries?She really doesn't look like those old things with a calm heart.

Two days later, Pearl came to the door.The little goblin's face was flushed, as if he had encountered a great event.She pulled Shu Ya excitedly and said, "Sister, did you hear that? She is going to become more beautiful!" Ever since she knew that this goblin had lived for 500 years, Shu Ya refused her to call herself "senior".After her unremitting efforts, the "senior" became a "sister".Those who cultivate the Tao have always been those who have achieved it first.Although Shu Ya still felt uncomfortable, she had to accept it.

"What? Have you found a chance?" Shu Ya said lightly.She knew that this little goblin was obsessed with appearance, so she tried countless methods and was deceived countless times.She had given up all hope for that.

"Well~" Zhuer nodded, and said, "There is a monk in the Tang Dynasty who is going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. If he eats him, he will become beautiful~ Maybe this monk has other benefits. Otherwise, wait until my sister catches him. Sister, come and enjoy it together, okay?"

Monk Tang, who was learning Buddhist scriptures, the bone demon... The first cannon fodder monster that appeared on Tang Monk's way to learn Buddhist scriptures... Shu Ya finally knew that the universe had never abandoned her.However, isn't it possible to live forever if you eat Tang's monk meat?That's right, which of the monsters that can cause harm to one party is not immortal, how can a mere immortality attract them?Or is it more attractive to monsters if the cultivation base soars, soars during the day, or the "beautiful" that Xiang Zhuer encountered, isn't it?As for the "immortality" passed down by later generations, it is probably because the world desires it the most, so there is such a saying.Of course, people still yearn for power, but if you produce a piece of meat, you can have power over the world, even a fool would not believe it!

"A monk with a mortal body is so rare." Shu Ya said lightly.

"Then let's try it~ I'm just a monk, so I eat it if I eat it, in case it works~" Zhuer said.She is a monster, even if she has the appearance of a human, she is still a monster.Just like when humans eat birds and beasts, they don't feel sinful, and monsters eat people, and they don't feel that they are committing crimes.

Shu Ya knows the morality of goblins, so it's hard to say anything.She just said: "Since Monk Tang is so great, he still dares to go out and show off. I'm afraid he has something to rely on." After meeting Zhu'er once, Shu Ya didn't want her to become one of the cannon fodder on the way to learn the scriptures.

"It's just a human, how powerful can it be? After I catch Tang Seng, my sister must come. My home is in Pansi Cave, and there are six sisters in my family. Don't go wrong with my sister." Zhu Er said with a charming smile .

Shu Ya: "..." It was really thunderous.

Small theater - how to make weapons

In order to make the Bone Soldiers in their hearts, Shu Ya and Qing Ping walked the streets and collected all kinds of bones, including cow, pig, and chicken...

Bringing back a handful of bones again, Qingping was surprised to find that his friend had set up a cauldron.

Qingping: Fellow Taoist Shu Ya, what are you doing?

Shu Ya: Those bones, no matter how they are polished and washed, always smell of blood, and there are some pieces of meat, which cannot be picked out no matter what.

Qingping: So?

Shu Ya: After cooking the bones for a long time, the meat will fall off by itself. I decided to cook these.By the way, this pot of bone soup, do you want some?

Qingping: ...No need.

Shu Ya: You're welcome, you know, I don't eat.Don't waste it~~

Qingping: ... (How is he going to explain to Shu Ya that for the sake of the power of the Bone Soldiers, he secretly put a lot of bones from the ancient big monsters in that pile of bones? You know, the relatives and friends of these big monsters, Quite a few have taken refuge in Jiejiao.)

(1) The black widow has a red hourglass-shaped pattern on its abdomen, which is its signature feature.