Masahiro Akita

"Don't kill me! Don't kill me!"

My whole body was wet with sweat, I opened it suddenly, and there was a vast expanse of whiteness in front of my eyes, so glaring, where is this? Is it heaven? Am I already dead?

"Hoo~~beep~~"

What's the matter with this slight silly sound? Could it be that people in heaven snore too? I followed the direction of the sound and saw that it was a fat man! How is it possible! How could he be here? He should be in Uncle Li's fish pond I got up and looked at my shape, no! This is not heaven! If it was heaven, how could my legs be thicker than an elephant's? And my arms were covered with a small wooden plank Fixed! Such a familiar scene, why do I feel like I have experienced it before! Could it be that I have gone back to the past? I will wake up the fat man later, will he make me noodles? Thinking about it, my stomach is really growling cooed.

"Brother, is that you?"

I was a little excited, my eyes filled with tears, I poked the fat man who was sleeping like a dead pig with my still moving hand.

"Hoo~~beep~~"

Well, it didn't respond!

"elder brother!"

Shout out to him with all your might.

"Stop shouting, sleep!"

There was a reaction, he moved, and said lazily. After a while, he suddenly raised his head.

"You wake up!"

With a smile on his face, he looked at me excitedly.

"why you!"

A little disappointed, because the person in front of him is not a fat man, but a rascal!But this one just woke up, really looks like a fat man! His eyes are small, narrowed into a line, he scratched his head, very round, very cute. Can't help but remind me of that night a year ago, the fat man is also like this Looks, naive, silly. Well, it would be nice if the fat man was here.

"Of course it's me. Who else would be so kind as me to stay with you all the time! Come, drink some hot water."

He got up, picked up a paper cup, and poured a glass of water for me from the water dispenser opposite.

"Thanks. How am I here? How do you know I'm here?"

I was really thirsty, so I took the cup and took a big sip. The water was not too hot, but very warm.He was very careful, probably because he was afraid that I would be hot, so he deliberately poured a small amount of cold water into the hot water.

"You got out of the car and were hit by a car. It's a pity that the driver who caused the accident ran away. Thanks to a kind person who saw that you were wearing KFC clothes, he called the store, and then I came."

He also pressed a glass for himself, and talked while drinking.

"Where is the guy who helped me? I want to thank him!"

I took another sip of water and it was much better.

"It's already gone, but don't worry, I've already thanked him. By the way, have you seen the license plate number of the car that hit you?"

He took out an apple from a basket full of fruits, and peeled it seriously.

"No."

I helplessly shook my head.

"Where did those flowers and fruits come from?"

Looking at the things on the ground, I feel strange.

"Your store manager bought the fruit for you, and your colleague Xiaoxue bought the flowers for you. They bought the toilet for you. They all came to see you, but you had already gone back before you woke up."

He was very cute when he was peeling apples, his eyebrows wrinkled, and every time he shaved, he would twitch his mouth. When he talked about the store manager, he deliberately emphasized his tone. When he mentioned his colleagues, he felt a little bit of relief in his heart. Unexpectedly I was in a car accident, and they still thought of me, came to see me, and bought me flowers, which made me feel the warmth among friends. It turns out that I still care about love, and I feel a force in my heart. The power will definitely get me better soon, sure

Calm down, I thought carefully, what should I do with my work? How long am I going to stay here?

"I work?"

I asked worriedly.

"I have already asked the store manager for leave, and don't worry, the doctor said that your injury is not too serious, and you can be discharged from the hospital in about half a month. You can rest assured here and let me take care of you these days gone."

As he spoke, he handed the peeled big apple to my hand.

"Thank you."

After listening to what he said, I was so touched, I don’t know what to say. We have just met, and I don’t have a good impression of him, but why is he so nice to me? I suddenly found that, apart from his usual Some are unreasonable, and he likes to be a rascal, but he is quite nice. This is the first time since I met him that I thank him from the bottom of my heart.

"Then what about your job?"

I asked worriedly.

"It doesn't matter, I told the store manager, and he gave me a fake too. Let me help you."

Seeing how I was struggling, he snatched the apple from my hand.

"Open your mouth, why are you so shy!"

He brought the apple to my mouth, I shook my head, I didn't want him to feed it, it was a bit embarrassing.

"Do you want to eat it or not? If you don't eat it, I will call the toilet to feed you and kill you!"

Seeing that I refused to open my mouth, he began to threaten me again. Thinking about it, it is more important to keep the fresh air in the room, and let him feed it. Anyway, I have nothing to lose. So I opened my mouth wide and waited for the emperor's death. Never had special care.

"Hey, yes Ma, this is good."

He smiled and touched my head with the other hand.

Depend on!Why does it feel so awkward! It's like how many years older than me, we are obviously the same age.

"Don't be the same age as me, I work earlier than you, and I'm your senior according to the time! Did you touch your senior's head casually!"

I said while chewing on an apple.

"Before you! Believe it or not, I will crush you to death with a sumo wrestler!"

He hit my head with his hand! He said disdainfully.

"Ouch! Why did you hit me!"

"I'll hit you if you don't obey me! My favorite thing is to take advantage of others' dangers! And say I'm a senior! Pooh! Who called my brother just now! It's so sweet! Come on, call again and I'll listen!" "

Hey! I can't hold back my short temper!

"You rascal, you want me to call you brother! Pooh! Dreaming!"

I said stubbornly.

"It's not called, is it?"

He slowly took out the camera from his bag, opened it, and pointed it at me.Suddenly there was an ominous premonition.

"What do you want to do!"

I looked at him nervously.

"Take a picture, take a picture of your current embarrassment, post it on the Internet, and send it to Xiaolu."

"Crack~"

After speaking, I actually took a picture.

Crashing, another threat! I blame!I hate!God, what did I do wrong in my last life, you want to treat me like this!!

"Don't look at me! I'm calling! Come on!"

I blurted out anxiously. If I really let Xiaolu know, then she will definitely come to see me! If she really came, how should I face it!

"Hey, then call me, I'll listen."

He put down the camera, looking shameless.

"Brother~"

Looking at the ceiling, I frowned, trying to squeeze out a word.

I said silently in my heart, "Shi Wuse, you wait, you wait for me to find a chance, I will make you cry and call me grandpa!"

"Well, that's right, I'm very satisfied, and because you're so obedient, I won't take pictures."

With that said, he proudly put the camera back into the bag

After calming down my depressed mood, I carefully observed the room in front of me. The light is bright, the sunlight is abundant, and the air is filled with a faint smell of medicine. The white walls are very clean and tidy. This is a wide field There are two single beds in the room, and the sheets are also white. There is a bathroom and a small balcony in the room. There is a large TV on the cabinet in front of the bed, which is playing a TV series that cannot be named. Such a comfortable environment , I swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, and felt a chill in my heart, how much will I have to spend to live in the hospital this time!

"Rogue."

I yelled nervously.

"Ah! What's the matter?"

He turned his gaze from the TV back to me.

"It must be expensive to live here!"

A drop of sweat slipped from the brow, I don't know if it's too hot or I'm sweating!

"I don't know yet, it should be a few thousand yuan, and we will calculate it together after you leave the hospital."

What! Thousands of dollars! Did I hear it right? Impossible! My ears are not damaged! Then why is it so easy to say it from his mouth!

"oh."

I agreed, trying to keep it as natural as possible. However, my heart was filled with tears. Thousands of dollars! When will I have to work part-time to pay it off!

"If you know the license plate number, you can catch the person who hit you. Damn the onlookers at that time, none of them can be found. That damn driver, don't let me catch him, otherwise, I will interrupt him." No legs!"

As he spoke, he clenched his powerful fists. The way he was angry for me, his tone, and his expression suddenly reminded him of Fatty.The demeanor and appearance are so similar, as if the scoundrel in front of him is a fat man!

"Brother, don't be afraid, I'm here! As long as I'm alive, I will never let anyone touch you!"

What the fat man said to me echoed in my ears. My heart was sour and my eyes were sour. Brother, how are you doing at this moment? Your brother misses you so much.

I turned my head out of the window and looked at the sky half blocked by the building. I recalled the ups and downs I ate these days, and the days of lack of food and sleep. I suddenly felt that life was just like this, and it was not as exciting as I expected. A child abandoned by God , Gradually growing up, he accidentally lost the most precious memory in his life, betrayed his relatives who gave him a second life, and came here alone, with no one to rely on.But today I encountered a setback again. Is this God's arrangement? He designed an accident for me, which made me miserable.And what is his purpose? Revenge? Did I offend God in my previous life? Does God also hold grudges? What about the rogue?The person I hate and thank. Will he be sent by God to punish me, or sent by an angel to save me...

"Wake up! Get up! I'll piss you!"

I was still sleepy, but when I heard the rascal's voice, I woke up completely. After he said that, I really felt the urge to urinate. I had accumulated it all night, and it was time to release it.

I don't know if it's because I'm holding back my urine, but a small tent has been set up underneath. When I mentioned peeing, I remembered the embarrassing glance last night.Because I was too shy, I insisted on doing it by myself, but when I got agitated, I didn’t hold the urinal, and my little brother separated from the mouth of the bottle. Halfway through, I couldn’t stop and didn’t hold back, so I peed on the bed! What’s more sad is that I actually Seen by the rogue, he made fun of me with all his tricks, and he almost died laughing himself. I wondered in my heart, why didn't he die laughing at once! And the most terrifying thing is that he actually took the scene of me wetting the bed I took a picture and said it was to record evidence of my incontinence! Although I can't see my face clearly, I guess it must have been green at the time

As I was thinking about it, I suddenly felt that someone was moving my little tent! I looked down and saw that it was indeed a rogue, and the quilt was thrown up at some point!

"What are you doing with your hand! Take it away!"

I said excitedly.

"Piss you! Do you still want to pee like last night? Bedwetting man!"

Bed-wetting man! What the hell is that name! Hey, I can’t help it, who told me I made a mistake last night! I changed the sheets and the quilt again, and I didn’t go to sleep until very late!

"Give me one more chance? I made a mistake last night!"

I begged softly.

"No! You still want to pee the bed again! Didn't you toss enough last night? Do you want to show you the photos I took last night?"

He said it loudly on purpose, as if he was afraid that people outside would not hear him!

"Can't you just keep your voice down? Do you want the whole world to know? Just pee for me!"

Alas, it really doesn't work. I hate that I failed to seize the opportunity to prove myself last night!

"Hey! Oda, why are you upside down? Are you shy and afraid to touch it! Haha~"

With a smirk on his face, he said mockingly.

"Who said that! That's what I pissed off!"

I quickly explained.

Unlucky, what a shame! I feel that this embarrassment is even more embarrassing than last night! Although I can’t see my face clearly, I guess it must be purple at this time!

"You're peeing! Why don't you pee!"

The rascal held the urinal and said anxiously.

"I'm working hard too! Don't rush it! It won't pee when someone looks at it!"

How embarrassing!Enough is enough! I really can't take it anymore! There is nothing more embarrassing than the state I am in right now! Why? Why do people pee? Why can't someone disturb it? It was decided that before I was discharged from the hospital, I would only pee twice a day until I couldn't hold it anymore.

"It's so troublesome, and you're so shy when you take a pee."

After speaking, I pinched it!

"Ah, you don't touch it! Don't bother me, now!"

Alas, at this moment, I finally understand what it is like to hate iron but not steel! Although I can't see my face clearly, I guess it must be blue at this time!

"wow~"

I breathed a sigh of relief, and I finally succeeded! Lying back on the bed, I quietly thought, how could I be so unlucky to let others pee after living so long, and I have experienced it twice! , tears, couldn't help but burst into tears.

"You're so hungry! Come, have some breakfast, I bought it for you."

He came out of the bathroom, helped me up slowly, set up a small table, and specially added a pillow behind my back in case I would feel uncomfortable.

"Open your mouth."

A love fritter was stuffed into my mouth.

"Open your mouth."

A mouthful of sweet soy milk sucked into my mouth.

I didn't speak, and moved my jaw according to his instructions. The rascal in front of me suddenly became very gentle and careful, as if I saw a fat man again. The fried dough sticks are very sweet, and the soy milk is very sweet, and no matter how sweet they are, they are not as sweet as mine. sweet heart.

"What's silly?"

The fat man suddenly turned into a rascal. I was taken aback.

"Nothing."

Withdrawing his smile, his expression became dull. Angel, devil, I don't know whether the fat boy in front of me is an angel or a devil, but at least at this moment, his meticulousness should not be a devil...