Masahiro Akita
Chapter 15 The Maid
"This year's summer is hotter than previous years, the temperature continues to rise, and more and more patients are hospitalized due to heatstroke. But this does not affect the love legion, mainly post-90s, in the crowded streets, in Wenzhou In the hot and romantic garden, in the shopping malls with sales promotions, in the quiet and warm restaurants, you can see their shadows everywhere, the era of blood and sweat, the stage where passion and exposure go hand in hand. Spend your enthusiasm and squander you Youth, this is the season of love, the air is full of the smell of couples, lonely people are shameful! Don't be stingy with your desires, burn it, all~city~hot~love~"
A conscientious and brain-dead host was explaining passionately in front of the TV. Judging from the scene, it seemed to be a single dating column, which seemed to be called "Love in the City". I wiped the sweat from my face. Unlucky, The air conditioner in the house is broken, it’s so hot, I’m soaked all over, the rascal said I went out to buy food, why don’t you come back? Today is the seventh day of my hospitalization, I’ve survived half of it, and there’s still a week left , praying silently in my heart that the time would pass quickly.
Xiaoxue came here once these days, and came with the toilet, and they were still holding hands. Strange, is Xiaoxue dating the toilet? Is it such a heavy taste? But it’s okay, I am very happy for them and I wish them well. Because At least, if there is no rejection, there will be no more harm. The toilet is full of guilt when it sees me, blaming myself if I didn’t let me deliver his food at that time, this kind of thing would not have happened. But I didn’t blame him, Maybe this is God’s will, it’s arranged by God, it’s destined to happen, it’s no one’s wish, I just blame myself for offending God, and I’m destined to be abandoned by God. The store manager also came once, and still politely bought a basket Fruit. He made me feel at ease and healed my injuries, and told me that my colleagues were still waiting for me to go to work! I was sad and touched. I nodded vigorously to express my gratitude. But I always felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, chatting with the store manager, sitting on the side Wulai keeps coughing. And the store doesn't hold my hand anymore when talking, maybe it's because it's afraid of hurting my injury. That's fine, holding it all the time feels weird.
"Xiaotian, I'll come back to play, this damn weather, it's so hot!"
Thinking about it, he heard the voice of a rascal. He rushed into the house with a bag of food in his hand.
"You're back!"
I said sullenly. In the past few days of taking care of him, I found that I have become a little dependent on the rascal. When I saw him come back, I felt an inexplicable joy in my heart.
"What, miss me?"
Put down the bag, he said proudly.
"Of course not, I want you to buy something to eat."
I stared at the mysterious bag of food, wow, it smells so good, I can already smell the aroma, if I guessed correctly, it should be braised beef noodles!
"Cut, I don't want to eat it."
He took out a box, and deliberately put it in front of my eyes. It really was beef noodles!
"Actually, I mainly miss you, ha."
No way, under the temptation of delicious food, I will betray myself once.
"It's too false! Forget it, let me eat it for you, who told me to be so kind!"
As he said that, he didn't eat it himself first, but took a portion and fed me first.
"Open your mouth."
He sat next to me, picked up a little bit, blew again, and carefully sent it into my mouth.
It’s such a special feeling. It’s like going back to that night again. The fat man fed me like this. I haven’t felt this way for a long time. Although the taste of the noodles is different, I feel the same when I eat it. Looking at him His face seemed to overlap with the fat man’s. Unknowingly, he felt very good-looking and cute, especially when he pursed his mouth and blew noodles, he looked exactly like the fat man. Suddenly, he felt a sense of happiness in his heart. It turned out that he was not angry. It will be so charming!
"Xiaojie, thank you."
Looking into his eyes, I said sincerely.
"Am I not a rascal? Why did you suddenly call my name?"
He gave me a piece of beef and said with a smile.
"Actually, you're pretty good when you're not a rascal."
I was chewing on the beef, it was tender and delicious.
"How good is it?"
Putting down the rest of his face, he was still smiling.
"As good as you want."
I rubbed my bulging stomach, and said with satisfaction.
"Hey, how do you repay me?"
He rubbed his hands, narrowed his eyes, and licked half of his tongue on his lips, looking obscene. When it was over, he had a strong premonition in his heart that he was going to turn back into a devil again!
"Hurry up and eat the noodles, it won't taste good after a while!"
I was sweating hot and cold, so I quickly changed the topic.
"That's right, I really forgot if you didn't tell me! Well, I'll let you go first."
Success, saved!
"Xiaotian, let me wipe your body for you later. It's so hot and you're covered in sweat, and you can't take a bath. If you don't wipe it, it won't stink!"
Before he swallowed the noodles, he began to speak. His heart tightened suddenly. Is it really necessary to let him wipe it for me? He is so bad! Maybe he will punish me again! But I have not showered for many days, and my body is full It's sweat, and I can't justify it if I don't wipe it off, and I really want to cool off, I'm covered in stinky sweat, and my arms are inconvenient, tangled, so tangled. After much deliberation, I can't think of a good way, so I just I can wrong my poor body and let the rascal wipe it off
"Hey! Hey! Hey! You don't have to take this off!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey! I'll do it myself!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't rub my there!"
"It's done! It's done! It's done! It's pretty clean!"
"It's done! It's done! It's done! I won't wash it!"
Just like that, I yelled, evaded, and made a fuss. This fat man didn’t know if he could do it! Fat hands touched my body in a mess. I was only wearing underwear, and he looked at me for a long time. I seem to be embarrassed. The only thing that comforts me is that my body feels much refreshed. I pray silently in my heart, Akita, there are still seven days! There are only seven days left! You must persevere! Hold on...
Lying on the bed, closing my eyes and resting my mind. I am in a good mood, because today is the 14th day of my hospitalization, and it is the day I am discharged from the hospital. The doctor said that I have no major problems. If I don’t want to be hospitalized, I can go home and rest. It will take half a month to recover. Excited, excited, I can finally be free! With my amazing resilience, it will take half a month? I can be alive and kicking again in a week!
During the period of hospitalization, thanks to the meticulous care of the rogue. Although he is sometimes a devil and sometimes an angel, sometimes relaxed and sometimes suffering, sometimes wants to cry and sometimes wants to laugh, sometimes wants to kill him and sometimes thinks he is very good. In fact, think about it, If it wasn't for him, maybe I wouldn't even know where I died. Thinking about it, I'm actually full of gratitude to him. When I fully recover from my injury, I must work hard, return the money to him as soon as possible, and treat him to dinner again. A big meal, thank him well.
"Rogue, why did you come back so soon!"
Hearing the sound of the door being pushed in the room, it was strange, why the money was paid and the discharge procedures were completed so quickly!
"Xiaozhi! Why are you here! Sit down, sit down!"
I saw him last time at KFC! Why did he come here? Did the rogue tell him? Did he come to find the rogue?
"Thanks."
He sat down on the bed next to me and said politely.
"Did you come to see Xiaojie? He just went out, and he won't be back in a while! Here."
I gave him a banana from the basket in the water.
"Thank you, I'm not looking for him, I'm here for you!"
He took the banana, but put it back on the table.
"Find me?"
I asked strangely.
"Well, you have to listen carefully to the next words. This is not a joke. You are very dangerous in this city. They probably don't know that you are still alive. Maybe they already know. Maybe they designed this car accident. Just in case, you should get out of here as soon as possible!"
I sat back on the bed and was completely stunned!It's creepy, how come it looks like you're acting in a TV series!
"I didn't say this because of Xiaojie, it's related to your life, you have to believe me!"
He paused, then continued. And I was completely stupid there. My life was at stake! Could it be that someone is going to kill me! Lie to me, there is no need to run all the way to lie to me against the sun! Then if what he said is true, how did he know this? He knew me? But if he knew me, why did he know me at that time? Why didn't he say it during kfc? I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out at all!
"How do you know? You know me?"
I asked suspiciously.
"You don't have to worry about this, I hope you can believe what I say. Also, please don't tell Xiaojie that I've been here, is that okay?"
He looked at me with sincerity, and there was no deceit in his eyes.
"kindness."
I nodded.
"Then I'm going first, you must remember what I said, and you must be careful!"
He checked the time, stood up, and walked out the door.
"Xiaozhi."
I called to stop him. He stopped and looked back at me.
"Thank you."
I say it sincerely. Whether it is true or not, I still want to thank him for his kindness.
"Well, I wish you happiness forever."
He smiled and strode out of the room.
Strange, wish us happiness! What do you mean!
Looking at the ceiling, I sorted out my thoughts. The sudden news just now stimulated my cells again and again and challenged my psychological endurance. Will I really be killed by someone? It has appeared many times in my dream Did the picture really happen in reality? Could it be the killer who appeared in the dream who wanted to kill me? Should I trust Xiaozhi?
I think I believe him. I know he is kind, he is not malicious, maybe he knows something about me, next time I see him, I must ask him!
And even if it is so dangerous, I want to stay here, I want to see who made me suffer so badly, even if it is death, I have to die to understand.
Thinking about it, my hands clenched into fists unconsciously, conspiracy, I'm waiting for you
"What are you thinking? So angry!"
At some point, the rascal entered the house with a bunch of invoices.
"Oh, nothing, how much did it cost?"
I'm a little apprehensive, hoping it won't be too expensive.
"If you just look at the medical expenses and hospitalization expenses, the total is 8023 yuan, plus food expenses, errand expenses, care expenses, love expenses and my personal loss expenses, the total is 13145.21 yuan."
He raised his glasses and said seriously.
tears!The mood at this moment can only be expressed in six words, crazy! Stupid! Stupid! Surprised! Panic! Scared!I was completely numb, and felt my scalp was numb, and my head was getting bigger and bigger. There was a feeling of arrows piercing my heart, a thunderbolt from the blue sky, dizziness, and a near-death feeling! 13145.21 yuan! How can it be so expensive! And it’s even accurate to the point It’s too much! When will I be able to pay it back! This rascal is indeed a rascal, no wonder he treats me so well! It turned out to be purposeful. It finally showed its true colors! What a fat fox tail! But what is the love fee? Do I still have to donate to him? I have no money to live! And what is the personal damage fee!
"What is the love fee? How much is it?"
rogue!bandit!robber!With tears in my eyes, I asked with my tongue out.
"It is to show my greatest love and take care of you. Chat with you, 50 yuan per hour, make you laugh, add [-] yuan for every laugh, and [-] yuan for every cry. Give you urination, [-] yuan each time, if you urinate for too long More than half a minute, add [-] yuan for every extra second. Urine on my hand, ten yuan per drop, fifty yuan per drop for intentional urine. Wipe your body, one yuan per inch, five yuan for your face. Feed you , two yuan for a bite, five yuan for soup"
Hearing this, I was so angry that I couldn't stand it anymore, it was too outrageous! It turns out that these are all asking for money! And it's so expensive!
"聊天,一共64小时27分零三秒,没被逗笑过,但哭过两次.一共是1944.21元,把尿39次,超时130二秒,还有尿过我手上十七滴和固意的两滴一共720六"
He really took out a small book and read it meticulously! I held my head in my hands, opened my eyes wide, and scratched my hair in a mess. Oh ~ no! He is a lunatic! He is a lunatic!I lived in the same room with this madman for fourteen days! Incredible!horrible! ! !
"Come on! Come on! Don't read it! Can't I give it to you?"
It's too perverted! I can't listen to it anymore, or I will bleed to death from my seven orifices!
"Hey, for the sake of our colleagues, I will give you a discount, and I will charge you 13145 yuan."
He put the notebook back into the bag and said with a smile.
"Despicable, shameless, heartless, unintentional, vexatious!"
I gritted my teeth and hated it to the bone!
"Don't say it's useless, give me money."
He stretched out his hand in front of me and said cruelly.
"That's all, the rest will be returned to you bit by bit after I go to work. But I will pay you back [-], and I won't pay the rest of the expenses, it's too unreasonable!"
I took out all the money I had on my body, and handed it to him in a total of one yuan and five dollars.
"No, just 13145, not a single point less!"
He took away my poor [-] yuan and said harshly.
"I haven't paid it back yet! If you have no money, you have a life. I want you to take it."
It's too bullying! I lie on the bed and cheat.
"It's enough to sell a kidney, and there's still a lot of money left over!"
Damn! He can figure it out!It seems that he is going to carry his shamelessness to the end!
"Not for sale!"
I said angrily.
"It doesn't matter if you don't sell it. Anyway, I have already quit my job for you. I will deduct the half month's salary. You still owe me [-]. I have taken care of you like a servant for so many days, so I should change it." Change it! From today on, you will be my servant, helping me with my work and paying off my debts until all are paid off!"
As he said that, he actually took out a big card from his bag and hung it on me, with the words 'maid' written on it impressively!
Shameless! This fat man had planned it long ago! How cunning!
"Why did you quit my job! It's not fair!"
I panted heavily, trying to adjust my breathing.
"That job is too tiring, and you are so helpless that you don't even have a place to live. I'm kind! How about it, food and shelter are included, and everything is included."
Food and lodging included! He is so good! I lost my job because of him, I have no money on me, and I owe him so much money, maybe this is my only choice.
"Give me back three more nude photos of you."
Seeing that I didn't speak, he added.
"How long will it take to pay off?"
I asked timidly.
"That depends on when I bend you!"
He has a wicked look on his face.
"What! What bend?"
Can't understand what he's saying at all.
"Hehe, it's nothing. It will not exceed five months at most. I have confidence in myself."
Five months, that is to say, you can repay [-] per month, and you can also eat and live for free, which is a good deal.
"So what do I need to do every day?"
I took off the stinky sign hanging on my body, still a little worried and asked.
"It's nothing, talk to me, chat with me, clean the room, tidy up the house. By the way, can you cook?"
Sigh, I have seen my mother do it before, but I have never done it myself. Thinking about it, I am really ashamed.
"I can make dumplings!"
It suddenly occurred to me that I had wrapped it once during the Chinese New Year, and I don’t know if it counts.
"Okay, then you have to learn how to cook for me in the future!"
Then, he took out a piece of paper and handed it to me.
"Sign, here, I have to be safe, I can't let you run away."
He pointed to an empty space on the paper and said. There are so many things! It seems that I can really run.
"Give."
After signing, I capped the pen and returned it to him.
"Well, the writing is good. I will officially hire you from now on. During this period, you must be obedient and obey my orders unconditionally!"
He looked at the paper in his hand, nodded in satisfaction, folded it, and carefully put it back in the bag.
I feel awkward, I always feel that signing this agreement is like signing a contract of sale, as if I want to become his slave
"Alas! Alas! What are you doing!"
He took my hand and walked out the door impatiently.
"go home with me."
Uneasy, uneasy, worried, and scared, it seems that I am possessed by some unlucky ghost, and I am always haunted by this rascal! But this time is even worse, and I have to go to his house to work for him, and even sign the letter! Isn't this jumping into the fire pit! Oh, God! How long will you torture me...
A conscientious and brain-dead host was explaining passionately in front of the TV. Judging from the scene, it seemed to be a single dating column, which seemed to be called "Love in the City". I wiped the sweat from my face. Unlucky, The air conditioner in the house is broken, it’s so hot, I’m soaked all over, the rascal said I went out to buy food, why don’t you come back? Today is the seventh day of my hospitalization, I’ve survived half of it, and there’s still a week left , praying silently in my heart that the time would pass quickly.
Xiaoxue came here once these days, and came with the toilet, and they were still holding hands. Strange, is Xiaoxue dating the toilet? Is it such a heavy taste? But it’s okay, I am very happy for them and I wish them well. Because At least, if there is no rejection, there will be no more harm. The toilet is full of guilt when it sees me, blaming myself if I didn’t let me deliver his food at that time, this kind of thing would not have happened. But I didn’t blame him, Maybe this is God’s will, it’s arranged by God, it’s destined to happen, it’s no one’s wish, I just blame myself for offending God, and I’m destined to be abandoned by God. The store manager also came once, and still politely bought a basket Fruit. He made me feel at ease and healed my injuries, and told me that my colleagues were still waiting for me to go to work! I was sad and touched. I nodded vigorously to express my gratitude. But I always felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, chatting with the store manager, sitting on the side Wulai keeps coughing. And the store doesn't hold my hand anymore when talking, maybe it's because it's afraid of hurting my injury. That's fine, holding it all the time feels weird.
"Xiaotian, I'll come back to play, this damn weather, it's so hot!"
Thinking about it, he heard the voice of a rascal. He rushed into the house with a bag of food in his hand.
"You're back!"
I said sullenly. In the past few days of taking care of him, I found that I have become a little dependent on the rascal. When I saw him come back, I felt an inexplicable joy in my heart.
"What, miss me?"
Put down the bag, he said proudly.
"Of course not, I want you to buy something to eat."
I stared at the mysterious bag of food, wow, it smells so good, I can already smell the aroma, if I guessed correctly, it should be braised beef noodles!
"Cut, I don't want to eat it."
He took out a box, and deliberately put it in front of my eyes. It really was beef noodles!
"Actually, I mainly miss you, ha."
No way, under the temptation of delicious food, I will betray myself once.
"It's too false! Forget it, let me eat it for you, who told me to be so kind!"
As he said that, he didn't eat it himself first, but took a portion and fed me first.
"Open your mouth."
He sat next to me, picked up a little bit, blew again, and carefully sent it into my mouth.
It’s such a special feeling. It’s like going back to that night again. The fat man fed me like this. I haven’t felt this way for a long time. Although the taste of the noodles is different, I feel the same when I eat it. Looking at him His face seemed to overlap with the fat man’s. Unknowingly, he felt very good-looking and cute, especially when he pursed his mouth and blew noodles, he looked exactly like the fat man. Suddenly, he felt a sense of happiness in his heart. It turned out that he was not angry. It will be so charming!
"Xiaojie, thank you."
Looking into his eyes, I said sincerely.
"Am I not a rascal? Why did you suddenly call my name?"
He gave me a piece of beef and said with a smile.
"Actually, you're pretty good when you're not a rascal."
I was chewing on the beef, it was tender and delicious.
"How good is it?"
Putting down the rest of his face, he was still smiling.
"As good as you want."
I rubbed my bulging stomach, and said with satisfaction.
"Hey, how do you repay me?"
He rubbed his hands, narrowed his eyes, and licked half of his tongue on his lips, looking obscene. When it was over, he had a strong premonition in his heart that he was going to turn back into a devil again!
"Hurry up and eat the noodles, it won't taste good after a while!"
I was sweating hot and cold, so I quickly changed the topic.
"That's right, I really forgot if you didn't tell me! Well, I'll let you go first."
Success, saved!
"Xiaotian, let me wipe your body for you later. It's so hot and you're covered in sweat, and you can't take a bath. If you don't wipe it, it won't stink!"
Before he swallowed the noodles, he began to speak. His heart tightened suddenly. Is it really necessary to let him wipe it for me? He is so bad! Maybe he will punish me again! But I have not showered for many days, and my body is full It's sweat, and I can't justify it if I don't wipe it off, and I really want to cool off, I'm covered in stinky sweat, and my arms are inconvenient, tangled, so tangled. After much deliberation, I can't think of a good way, so I just I can wrong my poor body and let the rascal wipe it off
"Hey! Hey! Hey! You don't have to take this off!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey! I'll do it myself!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't rub my there!"
"It's done! It's done! It's done! It's pretty clean!"
"It's done! It's done! It's done! I won't wash it!"
Just like that, I yelled, evaded, and made a fuss. This fat man didn’t know if he could do it! Fat hands touched my body in a mess. I was only wearing underwear, and he looked at me for a long time. I seem to be embarrassed. The only thing that comforts me is that my body feels much refreshed. I pray silently in my heart, Akita, there are still seven days! There are only seven days left! You must persevere! Hold on...
Lying on the bed, closing my eyes and resting my mind. I am in a good mood, because today is the 14th day of my hospitalization, and it is the day I am discharged from the hospital. The doctor said that I have no major problems. If I don’t want to be hospitalized, I can go home and rest. It will take half a month to recover. Excited, excited, I can finally be free! With my amazing resilience, it will take half a month? I can be alive and kicking again in a week!
During the period of hospitalization, thanks to the meticulous care of the rogue. Although he is sometimes a devil and sometimes an angel, sometimes relaxed and sometimes suffering, sometimes wants to cry and sometimes wants to laugh, sometimes wants to kill him and sometimes thinks he is very good. In fact, think about it, If it wasn't for him, maybe I wouldn't even know where I died. Thinking about it, I'm actually full of gratitude to him. When I fully recover from my injury, I must work hard, return the money to him as soon as possible, and treat him to dinner again. A big meal, thank him well.
"Rogue, why did you come back so soon!"
Hearing the sound of the door being pushed in the room, it was strange, why the money was paid and the discharge procedures were completed so quickly!
"Xiaozhi! Why are you here! Sit down, sit down!"
I saw him last time at KFC! Why did he come here? Did the rogue tell him? Did he come to find the rogue?
"Thanks."
He sat down on the bed next to me and said politely.
"Did you come to see Xiaojie? He just went out, and he won't be back in a while! Here."
I gave him a banana from the basket in the water.
"Thank you, I'm not looking for him, I'm here for you!"
He took the banana, but put it back on the table.
"Find me?"
I asked strangely.
"Well, you have to listen carefully to the next words. This is not a joke. You are very dangerous in this city. They probably don't know that you are still alive. Maybe they already know. Maybe they designed this car accident. Just in case, you should get out of here as soon as possible!"
I sat back on the bed and was completely stunned!It's creepy, how come it looks like you're acting in a TV series!
"I didn't say this because of Xiaojie, it's related to your life, you have to believe me!"
He paused, then continued. And I was completely stupid there. My life was at stake! Could it be that someone is going to kill me! Lie to me, there is no need to run all the way to lie to me against the sun! Then if what he said is true, how did he know this? He knew me? But if he knew me, why did he know me at that time? Why didn't he say it during kfc? I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out at all!
"How do you know? You know me?"
I asked suspiciously.
"You don't have to worry about this, I hope you can believe what I say. Also, please don't tell Xiaojie that I've been here, is that okay?"
He looked at me with sincerity, and there was no deceit in his eyes.
"kindness."
I nodded.
"Then I'm going first, you must remember what I said, and you must be careful!"
He checked the time, stood up, and walked out the door.
"Xiaozhi."
I called to stop him. He stopped and looked back at me.
"Thank you."
I say it sincerely. Whether it is true or not, I still want to thank him for his kindness.
"Well, I wish you happiness forever."
He smiled and strode out of the room.
Strange, wish us happiness! What do you mean!
Looking at the ceiling, I sorted out my thoughts. The sudden news just now stimulated my cells again and again and challenged my psychological endurance. Will I really be killed by someone? It has appeared many times in my dream Did the picture really happen in reality? Could it be the killer who appeared in the dream who wanted to kill me? Should I trust Xiaozhi?
I think I believe him. I know he is kind, he is not malicious, maybe he knows something about me, next time I see him, I must ask him!
And even if it is so dangerous, I want to stay here, I want to see who made me suffer so badly, even if it is death, I have to die to understand.
Thinking about it, my hands clenched into fists unconsciously, conspiracy, I'm waiting for you
"What are you thinking? So angry!"
At some point, the rascal entered the house with a bunch of invoices.
"Oh, nothing, how much did it cost?"
I'm a little apprehensive, hoping it won't be too expensive.
"If you just look at the medical expenses and hospitalization expenses, the total is 8023 yuan, plus food expenses, errand expenses, care expenses, love expenses and my personal loss expenses, the total is 13145.21 yuan."
He raised his glasses and said seriously.
tears!The mood at this moment can only be expressed in six words, crazy! Stupid! Stupid! Surprised! Panic! Scared!I was completely numb, and felt my scalp was numb, and my head was getting bigger and bigger. There was a feeling of arrows piercing my heart, a thunderbolt from the blue sky, dizziness, and a near-death feeling! 13145.21 yuan! How can it be so expensive! And it’s even accurate to the point It’s too much! When will I be able to pay it back! This rascal is indeed a rascal, no wonder he treats me so well! It turned out to be purposeful. It finally showed its true colors! What a fat fox tail! But what is the love fee? Do I still have to donate to him? I have no money to live! And what is the personal damage fee!
"What is the love fee? How much is it?"
rogue!bandit!robber!With tears in my eyes, I asked with my tongue out.
"It is to show my greatest love and take care of you. Chat with you, 50 yuan per hour, make you laugh, add [-] yuan for every laugh, and [-] yuan for every cry. Give you urination, [-] yuan each time, if you urinate for too long More than half a minute, add [-] yuan for every extra second. Urine on my hand, ten yuan per drop, fifty yuan per drop for intentional urine. Wipe your body, one yuan per inch, five yuan for your face. Feed you , two yuan for a bite, five yuan for soup"
Hearing this, I was so angry that I couldn't stand it anymore, it was too outrageous! It turns out that these are all asking for money! And it's so expensive!
"聊天,一共64小时27分零三秒,没被逗笑过,但哭过两次.一共是1944.21元,把尿39次,超时130二秒,还有尿过我手上十七滴和固意的两滴一共720六"
He really took out a small book and read it meticulously! I held my head in my hands, opened my eyes wide, and scratched my hair in a mess. Oh ~ no! He is a lunatic! He is a lunatic!I lived in the same room with this madman for fourteen days! Incredible!horrible! ! !
"Come on! Come on! Don't read it! Can't I give it to you?"
It's too perverted! I can't listen to it anymore, or I will bleed to death from my seven orifices!
"Hey, for the sake of our colleagues, I will give you a discount, and I will charge you 13145 yuan."
He put the notebook back into the bag and said with a smile.
"Despicable, shameless, heartless, unintentional, vexatious!"
I gritted my teeth and hated it to the bone!
"Don't say it's useless, give me money."
He stretched out his hand in front of me and said cruelly.
"That's all, the rest will be returned to you bit by bit after I go to work. But I will pay you back [-], and I won't pay the rest of the expenses, it's too unreasonable!"
I took out all the money I had on my body, and handed it to him in a total of one yuan and five dollars.
"No, just 13145, not a single point less!"
He took away my poor [-] yuan and said harshly.
"I haven't paid it back yet! If you have no money, you have a life. I want you to take it."
It's too bullying! I lie on the bed and cheat.
"It's enough to sell a kidney, and there's still a lot of money left over!"
Damn! He can figure it out!It seems that he is going to carry his shamelessness to the end!
"Not for sale!"
I said angrily.
"It doesn't matter if you don't sell it. Anyway, I have already quit my job for you. I will deduct the half month's salary. You still owe me [-]. I have taken care of you like a servant for so many days, so I should change it." Change it! From today on, you will be my servant, helping me with my work and paying off my debts until all are paid off!"
As he said that, he actually took out a big card from his bag and hung it on me, with the words 'maid' written on it impressively!
Shameless! This fat man had planned it long ago! How cunning!
"Why did you quit my job! It's not fair!"
I panted heavily, trying to adjust my breathing.
"That job is too tiring, and you are so helpless that you don't even have a place to live. I'm kind! How about it, food and shelter are included, and everything is included."
Food and lodging included! He is so good! I lost my job because of him, I have no money on me, and I owe him so much money, maybe this is my only choice.
"Give me back three more nude photos of you."
Seeing that I didn't speak, he added.
"How long will it take to pay off?"
I asked timidly.
"That depends on when I bend you!"
He has a wicked look on his face.
"What! What bend?"
Can't understand what he's saying at all.
"Hehe, it's nothing. It will not exceed five months at most. I have confidence in myself."
Five months, that is to say, you can repay [-] per month, and you can also eat and live for free, which is a good deal.
"So what do I need to do every day?"
I took off the stinky sign hanging on my body, still a little worried and asked.
"It's nothing, talk to me, chat with me, clean the room, tidy up the house. By the way, can you cook?"
Sigh, I have seen my mother do it before, but I have never done it myself. Thinking about it, I am really ashamed.
"I can make dumplings!"
It suddenly occurred to me that I had wrapped it once during the Chinese New Year, and I don’t know if it counts.
"Okay, then you have to learn how to cook for me in the future!"
Then, he took out a piece of paper and handed it to me.
"Sign, here, I have to be safe, I can't let you run away."
He pointed to an empty space on the paper and said. There are so many things! It seems that I can really run.
"Give."
After signing, I capped the pen and returned it to him.
"Well, the writing is good. I will officially hire you from now on. During this period, you must be obedient and obey my orders unconditionally!"
He looked at the paper in his hand, nodded in satisfaction, folded it, and carefully put it back in the bag.
I feel awkward, I always feel that signing this agreement is like signing a contract of sale, as if I want to become his slave
"Alas! Alas! What are you doing!"
He took my hand and walked out the door impatiently.
"go home with me."
Uneasy, uneasy, worried, and scared, it seems that I am possessed by some unlucky ghost, and I am always haunted by this rascal! But this time is even worse, and I have to go to his house to work for him, and even sign the letter! Isn't this jumping into the fire pit! Oh, God! How long will you torture me...
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