The CP I drink must be HE

52.

Although I was flustered during the game because I was almost misunderstood as a third party and experienced the killing of a thousand swords by the actor, but in the end I managed to sit quietly and witness the Jiang Zhiye-warm and explicit-Song Wenli stare for several minutes, I felt unprecedented satisfied.When I get rich in the future, I will buy you a villa, and my cp must settle down!

Following the host's voice, "The two teams have the same time!", the game ended without any risk...

ghost.Variety show show operation is really a set, there are only heights that you can't think of, and there is no new height that he can't show.The program crew suddenly sent out a cart of snacks from the backstage. These snacks include but are not limited to Coriander Baili, Coriander Ollie, and Coriander Qianshi Drink. At this moment, I have a familiar expression on my face, the old man, cell phone, subway.

This is... Chaocaixiang Chaocaixiang Chaocai is the advertisement placement of coriander fragrance?

My first reaction was: Coriander Hupi!I always thought that instant noodle ads were only placed on mobile phones and computers, but now coriander can also be placed in ads?It seems that my country's agricultural development is getting better and better, which deserves applause and congratulations.

My second reaction was: fucking cilantro?It's not the shancai from Meteor Garden, but the natural enemy coriander that I have to pick out every time I eat soup with vegetables?

I'm gone, I'm done, gameover.

At this time Jiang Zhiye suddenly whispered:

"Teacher He can't eat coriander." But this sentence is a bit strange, because he is like a question, but also like an affirmative sentence.But the actor's mind is not allowed to guess, so I can only nod silently.Sure enough, it was Jiang Zhiye who was outstanding in all aspects and had excellent perception ability. He should have noticed my blue face immediately.

Helpless at this moment, I can only rely on this pile of snacks as a decoration, but the host broke my fantasy very timely

"Although the two teams are tied, neither team needs to be punished, but considering that the program team was very lucky to collect the popular coriander snacks last year, we asked each team to choose the worst team member Accept the punishment!"

I'm crying, I don't want to show you flying down three thousand feet live!

It's time to come, and our team members voted for the worst team member.Before saying the choice, except for Jiang Zhiye, everyone looked at me with a tacit understanding.

Well, the magnificent landscape of flying down three thousand feet seems to be a certainty on the stage today.

There are only five of us in one group, and the voting results will be announced immediately.I have four votes, and Jiang Zhiye has one vote.

I deservedly won the title of best dish.

I understand the truth, I am very self-aware, and I vote for myself.but!Who the hell voted for the best game, the game mvp Jiang Zhiye in my mind?

I felt that this person who threw himself into Jiang Zhiye was either deaf or blind, and I had to make him sober up, so I put on the appearance of "I am a bully and I am super fierce", and said every word in a sinister tone.

"Who, cast, did, Jiang Zhiye."

I think I am very fierce. If there is a bgm, I can probably be as fierce as Chen Haonan, who was so shocking back then.

"I am the master of the wind and cloud, I want to break through the crowds and look up to me" with flying hair and a fierce face.

The air was silent for a while, and suddenly a cautious hand stretched out from the next door. This hand was slender and bony, and looked very familiar, like the hundreds of pictures saved in my mobile phone.Although there is no well-known trademark couple watches, couple bracelets, couple rings, etc., I can recognize this hand even after it has turned to ashes.

I turned my head to look at the person beside me in disbelief, he still had a familiar innocent face, and said to me sincerely:

"I feel like I'm responsible."

There seems to be a mountain of bellflowers blooming behind her, and her eyes are full of sincerity.

The BGM stopped suddenly, and the Great Compassion Mantra sounded.

Jiang Zhiye, you are not the kindness of the gods who descended to the earth, Guanyin and the reincarnation of the living Bodhisattva, right? ? ?

Tonight, I sent a message to the wife who wrote Zhishu Dali's [-] Questions about Husband and Wife Sex, telling him to add one item to Song Wenli's list of why he likes Jiang Zhiye: because Jiang Zhiye is the ultimate in truth, kindness and beauty, how can people not love him.

"I think this game is about reading my partner's lips. I guessed randomly and broke the rules of the game. I should be punished."

Jiang Zhiye looked as if he had sinned deeply.

"On the contrary, Mr. He is very serious about the game. I don't think he should be punished."

Jiang Zhiye looked heartbroken and wronged me, I felt that I was more wronged in Jiang Zhiye's heart than Dou E.

Jiang Zhiye logically explained to everyone in class "why I should be punished and not him". His perfect logic made people feel that something was wrong and could not be refuted.

But I feel that it is not good for people to block the pot, so I decided to open my mouth and say:

"But since everyone voted..."

"Since everyone thinks there is no problem, then I will accept the punishment."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Zhiye came to a conclusion.

exo?The judge didn't take you so fast when he smashed the hammer? !

The point is that after he finished speaking, he turned around and said in a voice that only the two of us heard:

"Mr. He, those are coriander biscuits, coriander drink, coriander..." Every coriander was accentuated. I didn't know that he was broadcasting English listening test questions.

"Are you provoking me?" I glared at Jiang Zhiye bitterly.

"Well, yes, it's the stimulation method. Teacher He is so smart." Jiang Zhiye exclaimed.

?I have heard a little about the stimulation method, but I don't know what the stimulation method is. I only know Jiang Zhiye's rainbow fart level [-].

Seeing that I was still hesitant to insist on accepting the punishment, Jiang Zhiye suddenly moved closer to me, and recited three words in his deep voice so that he could hear the explosion.

"Coriander Pie..."

Jiang Zhiye's stimulation method is also [-] levels.

Looking at the cilantro on the stage and hearing the cilantro of the actor, I felt sick for a while.Although, if you want to talk about injustice, it is still Jiang Zhiye’s injustice, so I clasped my fists and said to Jiang Zhiye gratefully:

"Thank you, little girl, Xiaohe has nothing to repay."

Harm, too fluent, almost called a little girl, but fortunately I braked sharply and made a sharp turn, but Jiang Zhiye remained silent.

Uh... the air momentarily tries to swim past a duck in embarrassment, so I try to break the embarrassment.

"Sorry for the slippery tongue, haha"

Hahaha... so embarrassing.

"Then let's make a promise."

My clasped fist slipped and turned into a split left palm and right fist, which awkwardly stopped in mid-air.

I looked up with a surprised face of eating raw eggs, and then said in a trembling voice:

"Huh……?"

"Well, promise with your body." Jiang Zhiye took my hand with a straight face, and repeated it word for word.

I heard it!I am not deaf!I know!It's not important, don't repeat it three times!You don't have to do it twice, dear!

I am not the one who is deaf, but Jiang Zhiye is the one who is deaf. "Huh" literally sounds like "Yi".

Has the gold master culture prevailed to such an extent these days?Woolen cloth?ah?

Is this nourishing style also a transformation of ancient lala energy?Woolen cloth?ah?In the past, bald uncles took care of young men, but now it is popular for young men to support bald uncles...?

Suddenly, the scene I saw in the setting article of the doujin gold master a few days ago appeared in my head, and the bald Xiao He who was adopted by him appeared in it.I was so frightened that I suddenly shook my head, I can't insult my holy wife's hand that was kissed by God, even if I think about it!Get the hell out of my head!

besides!Uncle bald, what a ghost, I touched my hairline, and my limbs are still healthy!Belittle yourself!At best, he's a big brother with a bald forehead.

However, it's really changing, the sea is changing.i sigh loudly

"Ugh."

"Well, if you want to love, you have to be careless." Jiang Zhiye is really kind and beautiful, and he also believes that the benefactor needs to be careless.But...Jiang Zhiye, you can go to the hospital to have your ears checked!You don't look like someone who doesn't even have money to check!If you don't check it in time, what do you have to listen to when I say "ah" next time?

Then again, Jiang Zhiye's words are simply a big taboo for CP fans. If you dismantle CP with one hand, you will be struck by lightning.

Zhiyecheng is precious, and the cp price is higher.

Especially after I read one cp article after another about Zhishu Dali being dismantled by his parents, every time I silently write their names randomly given by his wife in the cp article into my black pseudo-death notebook.

The format is as follows

<name of crime>



such as

<Going farther and farther xxx hand disassembled cp>



<Go away, bastard xxx advises people to break up>



<Jiangyue is like the wind, xxx throws money and persuades points>



and many more

And I really don't want a line in there

<The little girl promised He Lang to dismantle her with her body...>



Fuck no!

What's more, our cp clips are the source of my vomiting.

Seeing that I was about to die with generosity, Jiang Zhiye smiled, let go of his hand and said:

"Sorry for being slippery, haha."

Jiang Zhiye is a devil, he talked so many cloudy things for so long just to laugh at me!

Before I jumped up in embarrassment, Jiang Zhiye first showed off the golden medal he just got for avoiding death.

"Teacher He, I'm going to accept the punishment." In the words, there was a sense of Mulan Zhiye joining the army on behalf of He's father, but the expression had the demeanor of Lord Mo laughing drunk on the battlefield.

Coriander is a purgatory-level nightmare. I should repay it. I shouldn’t be annoyed, but grateful. So I said:

"That...fortunately, you are here for..."

I paused for a moment, and Jiang Zhiye looked at me suspiciously.

Fuck, before the variety show asked me to rap, I don’t know how to rap, but today the jingle is smoother than an egg, and I almost blurted out like a runaway wild horse in the army for my father, but fortunately, I reined in the precipice and didn’t take advantage of the golden branch and jade leaf Jiang actor .

"Fortunately for you, it should have been mine."

Jiang Zhiye shook his head lightly and said:

"It's okay, I am willing, it is my honor."

Why is this line so similar to the words of the newlywed couple and the groom officer in the eight o'clock stall yesterday...?

An idea suddenly appeared in my mind, and everything seemed to open up as if on a high platform.

Why is Jiang Zhiye so determined to accept punishment?Why is Jiang Zhiye so great?Why did Jiang Zhiye say it was my honor?There is only one answer.

Jiang Zhiye likes to eat coriander!

53.

"Huh? Why did Zhiye come on stage?" The host looked at Jiang Zhiye in surprise, and then at me.His expression seemed to tell me, "Why isn't it you? Why is it the actor?".This is why I really don't like throwing pots, especially the actor.Because the pot will fall back on my head after Thomas turns 360 degrees.It is estimated that the host's next step is to make a fuss, and then it will be me in the end.The last song is you, for me who was tortured by coriander.

Seeing that Jiang Zhiye ignored him and walked straight to Xiangcai's embrace, the supporter had no choice but to keep his mouth shut.Jiang Zhiye picked up a large piece of coriander biscuit and stuffed it into his mouth, after a few seconds his expression remained calm.

"How do you feel?" the supporter asked Jiang Zhiye expectantly, and put the microphone close to his mouth.

"Nothing." Jiang Zhiye didn't respond.jpg

Seeing that he didn't respond, the supporters ignored him, and instead molested the guests who were eating with distorted faces.

I looked like I had expected this.He definitely didn't respond, he likes to eat coriander, so he danced and performed the song of coriander for you?

But why at this moment Jiang Zhiye shrugged, looked at me aggrievedly, stuck out his tongue, and said with a hint of crying:

"Teacher He, it's so unpalatable."