The CP I drink must be HE

50.

I felt the heat coming from my waist, Jiang Zhiye hugged my waist to prevent me from falling into a concussion, and then I was able to slowly straighten up and sit up slowly.After I was in shock, I planned to thank Jiang Zhiye for saving my stupid image, so I looked at Jiang Zhiye with a wink and said haha:

"Thank you, Mr. Jiang, this chair is too weak." As he spoke, he kicked the chair, but it really made an overwhelmed "squeak" sound and was about to collapse.

So Jiang Zhiye smiled cooperatively and said:

"Well, the chair is really not very strong."

While talking like this, at the same time, I stretched out the other hand that didn't hold me to help the stool that was trembling slightly from my kick.

And just when I was about to tell him that I sat down and that I didn't need to hold my hands, a singing sound suddenly sounded in my ears.

"Love'sintheair

cupid nagging old moon

Fate has come and none of them can control it."

The latter line was deliberately lengthened and exaggerated

"Love~is~in~the~air"

Looking at the posture of Jiang Zhiye and I, it suddenly appeared in my mind that yesterday I saw all the comments in the comment area. , Anyway, panic is really panic.

My first reaction was that the program group is really poisonous. Isn't it enough to have two highlights of Jiang Zhiye and Song Wenli?Do you still want to save the ratings with me, the [-]th-line embarrassing sitter who fell Jiang Zhiye hero to save the man?

But when I looked nervously and hostilely at the stage, I realized that it was two young campus couples who were fighting each other during the game, and the host was beside me as a bgm atmosphere maker.

You said it earlier!It made me push the actor!etc?pushed?Pushed the actor?The strength I exerted with all my strength just now is still clear, and I almost died on the spot when I realized what I just did.Bro, I'm sorry, I failed you, I guess I'm going to be blocked.I looked at Jiang Zhiye in panic, and saw a scene that shocked me so much that I swallowed eggs raw.

He covered his arms and looked at me aggrievedly. I seemed to see two hanging... ears on top of his head?

Is my brain overly visualizing?I’m obviously talking about giant A-settings, such as gangsters, domineering presidents, and high-tech doctors, and I haven’t seen the cp texts set by the milk dog Jiang Zhiye. Why do I always have such a strange image?The black question marks my face, and the world confuses me.Here I advise everyone to watch less "My Cute Dog", "Dog and My Tenth Year", "How to Raise a Dog", because they are too cute, and they will become brainwashing bags if you are not careful. Change everyone in this world into dog heads.

But I don't have time to worry about this anymore. The most urgent thing is how to sincerely apologize to the actor and let him not block me.

"That...Mr. Jiang...I'm sorry, I was taken aback just now..."

"Teacher He pushes so hard..." Jiang Zhiye flattened his mouth slightly after finishing speaking, as if "I'm hurt".

"It still hurts a little bit now." He touched his arm and gave a soft hiss.

Arrow through the heart.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have gone to support you without asking Teacher He." He silently lowered his head.

Two arrows pierced the heart.

"It turns out that Teacher He hates me." His voice was a little muffled.

Three arrows piercing the heart.

What the hell did I do to Jiang Zhiye ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I'm guilty I deserve to die I kowtow.

Sweet love scene on stage, He Zhennan crematorium off stage.

"No, it's never!" I hurriedly shook my head and waved my hands to deny three consecutive times.Seeing that Jiang Zhiye was still lowering his head, I said again:

"Mr. Jiang, I have watched every play you acted in. The "Thinking Bandit" you played before is really fascinating. Your interpretation of "Jiang Shu", a character with a complicated background, really amazes me!"

Jiang Zhiye remained motionless. I thought about it carefully and found that I just pushed him. The young man's first reaction must be grievance, but after a while he would definitely get angry. Which actor can bear being pushed vigorously by the little eighteen line?No, I can't be unemployed, the agreed-upon sugar eating career is right, my dream neverend!So I keep trying

"I really, really appreciate and like Teacher Jiang's play! What happened just now was really a misunderstanding, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry. If you are still angry, "

I said carefully and carefully:

"How about... you... push it back?"

This time Jiang Zhiye raised his head, what the hell, is he really going to push it back?I even put on my horse stance and tried not to let myself be pushed down. After all, Jiang Zhiye has acted as an athlete and as a policeman and firefighter, and his strength must not be underestimated.However, Jiang Zhiye said:

"If Mr. He wants to apologize, please treat me to supper one day."

"Yes, yes!" I quickly nodded like a woodpecker, as long as I can continue my sugar-eating career, I invite you to eat in a high-end five-star hotel.However, at this moment, I wrote Mrs. Wen and her immortal words about Mrs. Wen, which I hadn’t finished chasing a few days ago, and suddenly broke into my mind. Is it okay to look at down-to-earth food stalls?

"Looking forward to having supper with Mr. He." Jiang Zhiye smiled again and narrowed his eyes slightly.

Mom, I see spring again!

"No problem." I immediately agreed readily.Anyway, the location is to be determined, so let's talk about it when the time comes. The most urgent thing is to appease the actor first and let him not be wronged and not let my boss fire me.But Jiang Zhiye deserves to be Jiang Zhiye, just having a late night snack and having a late night snack together, talking like a sweet date with a candlelight dinner...

As soon as this idea popped up, I immediately shook my head, candlelight you big head, ask you a big head ghost!

Yesterday's wild wolf video was too fucking brainwashing. After watching it, I was like fireworks crackling and dating again. What the hell is all this thinking?No, no, no, it is said that there are three things in the world that should not be touched, whoring, gambling and drugs, because they will make you addicted to madness and lose your mind. Now it seems that this wild wolf video should also be added. Whoever touches it will be unlucky, such as myself .

51.

After this little episode, the host on the stage still tried his best to be funny for the ratings, the young couple flirted with no one else, and of course I was still dedicated to my duty as the trump card door locker.I learned a lesson from the accident just now, and found that I should not be too deliberate, so I maintained a normal sitting posture. Others may see nothing from a distance, but they may find that I am doing eye exercises if they look closely.Because hee hee hee hee I was eating candy secretly, I quietly watched Jiang Zhiye for a while and Song Wenli for a while.Then I!hair!now!Jiang Zhiye occasionally pretended to move his neck, but he was actually looking in my direction.You ask me why is he doing this?Of course he was staring at Song Wenli! awsl, I sweetened my diabetes on the spot!

In order to avoid my aunt's weird smile, I temporarily diverted my attention to the stage, and sure enough, they were still laughing.

"lucky!"

"chicken?"

"No, it's auspicious! Auspicious one by one"

"Chicken flying one by one"

"Chicken you big!"

The series of coquettish manipulations by the host made me burst into tears from laughter, and it hurt so much to hold my stomach.Jiang Zhiye, who had been silently staring at Song Wenli beside him, suddenly spoke out

"Teacher He take it easy." As soon as these words came to his ears, a tissue appeared in front of him.

"Huh?" I smiled and turned my head to look at him with a smile on my face that was slightly flushed, and then I wished I could move my head three feet away.And he was also completely stunned, which was really a double shock.

This distance is too damn close, not only crossing a safe distance, but also fucking entering the intimate zone, I can even see Jiang Zhiye's eyelashes like thin-winged butterflies.Could it be possible that I pushed myself on the stool just now? ? ?

Seeing that I backed up a little with the stool, Jiang Zhiye, who was handing the tissue, stared innocently at me with his round eyes. He saw that I had no intention of taking the tissue at all, and that I was still within a limited distance. Li stepped back a little and said:

"Mr. He, I'm sorry..."

I already had a premonition that he was going to shoot an arrow at me, so I stopped him in advance, took his tissue, wiped his eyes pretentiously, smiled gratefully and said to him:

"thank you."

But he didn't seem to care much about it, and what he said was:

"Teacher He, please sit down a bit."

"Do not……"

"You are very close to Wenli now."

As soon as I turned around, I found Song Wenli behind me. Song Wenli still smiled and said to me very gently:

"It doesn't matter."

I was scared to death on the spot once again. Those sisters of Zhishu Dali who don’t know that Jiang Zhiye Jianghu was nicknamed Jiang Vinegar King. My end was probably to be cut to pieces, so I hurriedly moved the stool closer to Jiang Zhiye.

I am not greedy, I know contentment, my desire is very simple, I just want to eat sugar, but why the smoke of gunpowder always burns me, the war always affects me, and it is always me who is injured... I said four hoarsely in my heart Character

I'm too difficult.