The CP I drink must be HE

Chapter 63 Absolutely Didn't Peek at You Changing Clothes!

197.

"Let go, I'll change clothes." I patted his hand.

Jiang Zhiye let go obediently when he heard the words, sat back on the bed, covered his eyes with his hands, and asked me after a while:

"Brother Lang, are you changing clothes?"

"Correct."

Then Jiang Zhiye quietly and carefully opened a small slit between the index finger and middle finger.

After I changed my clothes, Jiang Zhiye immediately said to me:

"Brother Lang has such a good figure! A hunk with six-pack abs!"

I looked down at the clothes on my body, very conservative, so from, where, did he see that, I, have a good figure? ? ?

"...How do you know I'm in good shape?"

Jiang Zhiye was taken aback for a moment, a trace of panic flashed in his eyes, and then he said solemnly:

"I definitely haven't seen it but I think it! I think Brother Lang just looks thin when he wears clothes and takes off his clothes and has a fleshy figure!"

I silently glanced at Jiang Zhiye, and Jiang Zhiye said:

"I didn't see it, but I think it! Yes! That's what I think!"

"Look at what peach you're talking about?"

"I... I just felt it when I hugged Brother Lang just now! Just now!"

Feel it and feel it, there is no more obvious concealment than you, Jiang Zhiye!I am weak and can only pull the collar to cover myself tightly, ignoring someone who is staring at me, and get ready to live broadcast.

198.

When adjusting the live broadcast angle of the mobile phone camera, Jiang Zhiye suddenly said:

"Brother Lang, actually I wanted to say Brother Lang was my ideal type during the live broadcast just now, but when I saw Xiao Ao's panicked face, I called him an idol."

Before I could react, the live broadcast had already started, so after the start of the broadcast, it showed me with red ears and a serious Jiang Zhiye.But fortunately, as soon as the live broadcast started, there was another wave of astonishing second-speed barrage, which successfully helped me cover up my heart-wrenching thoughts.

"Brother Jiang, let me know before you turn off the live broadcast next time! I'm going to have a heart attack when the screen is black! I'm going to die of heartache when you're off the air!"

"Brother Jiang is here, come, come!!!"

"Welcome Teacher He!"

"Come wild!"

"They're szd! Absolutely szd!"

"I'm coming to drink sugar!!!"

At this moment, I suddenly heard a buzzing sound, and Jiang Zhiye's cell phone rang again, but when he saw the caller's name, he picked up the phone, and I vaguely saw the caller's name, which seemed to be a girl's name .

"What is sugar?" Jiang Zhiye asked the soul of the screen solemnly after pinching off the phone.

Having been with CP for many years, when I heard this sub-question, I immediately threw away my doubts about the name of the mobile phone, and replied without hesitation:

"It means eating sugar like crazy."

Then someone asked on the barrage:

"Do Brother Jiang and Brother Lang like sugar?"

Eating sugar is the number one pleasure in life, and I immediately said:

"I like candy~"

Jiang Zhiye was silent for a while, walked out of the screen in the live broadcast room, and when he came back, he took Xiao Ao's candy, put it on the table, pulled out the mint box, opened it, took my hand, and started to fall madly, I am full now The hands are full of sparkling mints.

"Brother Lang, I'll give you all the candy, all of it is yours."

Seeing me stop, he thought for a while and said:

"do not like?"

As he said that, he stretched out his claws towards the lozenges, took out a bunch from the packaging bag and stuffed them into my hands, and said solemnly:

"Brother Lang, eat candy."

???

This... I can't refute it? ? ?

The barrage filled the screen with "Hahahaha" and "Brother Jiang understands the literal meaning, there is nothing wrong with it".Seeing this, Jiang Zhiye also understood that he got it wrong, so he frowned and asked me again:

"Brother Lang, what does eating sugar mean?"

Let me, a veteran CP fan who has been eating sugar for many years, give you a word of science popularization. I tapped on the blackboard in my heart and explained to Jiang Zhiye:

"Candy is the pink bubble between cps, and candy is addicted to watching their sweet and addictive interaction."

However, after I finished speaking, I realized something was wrong. Everyone in the comment area was saying:

"He Lang understands so well hahahaha"

"Brother Lang, please stay away from fans!!"

After that, Jiang Zhiye's words made our situation even worse.

Jiang Zhiye nodded and said very naturally:

"Yes, we must be sugar."

Jiang Zhiye's words were played again in my mind at a slow speed.

I, we, sure, sure, yes, sugar.

This is still an affirmative sentence.

It’s the first time I’ve seen this kind of saccharine sprinkled sugar directly. I don’t know what to do other than scream like a groundhog and then run outside to blow a cannon to celebrate. However, I have another identity The actor's self-cultivation made me think that the thing to do now is to smooth things over, otherwise, someone might grab this and say Jiang Zhiye is wheat bran, after all, Jiang Zhiye has nothing black to black.

Although the cp of cravings has changed, but I am unshakable in my desire to protect the rightful owner, even if it is said that I am not popular, I will admit it!

"Yes, we are good brothers, we have a good relationship!" I patted Jiang Zhiye on the shoulder and said.

"Yes, we are sweet."

?I know, others open their mouths to talk, but you use them to release sugar cannons.

"We're still one by one." The sugar cannon expert Jiang Zhiye wanted to say something again, and I killed him with a single glance.

Jiang Zhiye who was stared at innocently said:

"We're still good partners."

This man can damn pretend.

199.

After this crisis passed, Jiang Zhiye continued to read the comment without emotion:

"Kswl... what do you mean?"

"I'm sleepy? Then go to bed early, good night."

My knowledgeable cp brain made me blurt out without thinking:

"No, this means killing me, and it's still about sugar."

The comment section exploded again.

"He Lang, what's the matter with you???"

"Wild wolf szd!"

"What are you talking about, why can't my male fans understand?"

Misty Grass, am I going to be exposed? !What to do? Too many cats?How can I prove my innocence?

At this time, Jiang Zhiye put out the fire in time and said:

"Brother Lang is reading the popular science in the comment section."

Then he silently took out the chewing gum under the table and stuffed it into my hand.Holding chewing gum and running past ten thousand alpacas, I had a smile on my face, thinking to myself: Jiang Zhiye, I don’t think you understand what I mean.

After a while, the juvenile Jiang Zhiye, who carefully read the barrage of questions, had a new question:

"Locked? Are you a policeman? Why did you lock me and Brother Lang?"

The cp-colored sea in my head surged again and again, and I answered again and again:

"Locked is to say that the relationship is very good."

The barrage exploded again.

"Brother Lang, change your name to Brother Hammer..."

"Wild wolf isreAOAOAO"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Jiang Zhiye stepped forward again and said:

"Oh yes, I saw the science popularization of the barrage, thank you Brother Lang for reading it out."

"Yes... yes, hahaha, thank you for the popular science!"

Then we see another one that says:

"Do you speak Cantonese? I want to hear Wolf disco!"

So Jiang Zhiye asked me:

"Brother Lang, do you speak Cantonese?"

I thought about it and said:

"Only a few words."

"Tell me something?"

I tried my best to dig the inventory in my brain, and after a long time, I finally found a sentence, so I said without thinking:

"I like you."

I didn't realize anything at first, until I saw the continuous stream of fireworks in the live broadcast room, and everyone's barrage seemed to say:

"It's Chinese New Year! It's Chinese New Year!"

No, I have to bring him back, so I planned to answer immediately that I like your sneakers, but the Cantonese of your sneakers made me lose my mind for a while. During this time, Jiang Zhiye said with a normal face:

"Me too."

There was another fireworks feast in the live broadcast room.

Jiang Zhiye also said:

"That's all I can say."

Well, it finally came back a little bit.

"I like you the most."

?It turns out that you are not making rounds, you are accumulating strength and amplifying moves?

The live broadcast room can no longer be seen, the screen is full of colorful fireworks, and everyone changed the font to red by coincidence, and the words "Mom, I'm so real" and "Wild Wolf szd" , The Chinese New Year atmosphere is very strong, so I can't help but want to say "Happy New Year to everyone!".

The author says:

I like you~

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