The CP I drink must be HE

200.

It was almost twelve o'clock, and the live broadcast ended without any risk. After Jiang Zhiye and I said goodbye to everyone, I quit the live broadcast software very naturally, and then the mobile phone screen stopped on the desktop, and the wallpaper was eight times clearer. into our eyes.

It doesn’t matter if the wallpaper is the wind, the flowers, the snow, the moon or even a hot girl. The key is that the wallpaper is something I haven’t had time to change.

"Brother Lang..."

... I suddenly felt as if the hotel was snowing, artificial snow, madein "riverknowyeah".

"This haha... this..."

As long as I laughed loudly enough, the evidence would be destroyed quickly, and I wouldn't be the one who was embarrassed. I immediately locked the screen in a hurry, but the lock screen stopped on Han Jiangxue's wallpaper.

"..."

More than half of Jiang Zhiye's face was darkened, like those people in cartoons whose hair covers their eyes, and most of their faces are shadows.

Do you have a knife, I want to kill myself on the spot.

"This... this is actually that kind of random wallpaper!" I had an idea and uttered wild words to turn the tide.

Jiang Zhiye silently raised his head and said with a smile on his face:

"If this kind of picture appears on the random wallpaper..."

"Is it because Brother Lang watches Si Han and Song Wenli online every day?"

"This……"

I may be writing with a calligraphy brush, the more I draw, the darker it gets, and I also feel a chilly wind passing through the hills and forests to reach the top of my head.

Afterwards, Jiang Zhiye's serial guns were fully charged and fired frequently:

"Brother Lang really likes them."

"I put them on the wallpaper because I want to see them every day."

"Brother Lang really misses them every day he doesn't see them."

"Sure enough, Song Wenli and Si Han are even more fond of Brother Lang."

"That's right, they are all so good, of course Brother Lang likes them. After all, in Brother Lang's eyes, Song Wenli's acting skills are better than mine, and Si Han's singing and dancing are better than mine."

Jiang Zhiye said it with a smile the whole time, but it just made people feel gloomy and every sentence had an exclamation sentence but actually used a period.

I quickly explained:

"But you are handsome!"

Jiang Zhiye paused for a moment and said with a smirk like a boy:

"In Brother Lang's eyes, I really am a person with nothing but appearance and no connotation, so I am not worthy to be the wallpaper that Brother Lang watches day and night..."

"There's you in this, too!" In desperation, I slapped the phone on his face, so that he could clearly see that he was in it.

Seeing the changing look on Jiang Zhiye's face, I felt that I might have made a wrong decision.

Originally, if Jiang Zhiye misunderstood that I was Sihan and Song Wenli's fanboy, in fact, I could say that now I am just his fanboy, but now this situation is a bit difficult.Coupled with Jiang Zhiye's soul torture, I felt like I was walking a tightrope. I was terrified every second, and I could fall at any time and be lost forever.

"what is this?"

"Brother Lang... have Si Han and Song Wenli, I, and I been this... intimate?"

I forgot, my wallpaper is still a picture of love and love, that kind of typical P picture of the series of nothing.

At this time, a reminder message made the situation even more difficult.

"Hanjiangxue cp super talk updated XXX today, click to view one by one"

Oops... Oops... My Weibo forgot to switch back to the large size...

"Han Jiangxue?"

Is this Jiang Zhiye's voice?No, it's a voice from hell.

"The Yangtze River and the snow in the cold winter are a beautiful landscape."

Hold on, as long as you hold on, you won't fall off the horse.

"Cp?"

"C...c means morning jogging! It means everyone jogging by the river in the cold winter."

My brain is running fast, now I just need to talk nonsense in a serious manner and firmly state that this is not me taking cp, if I can survive this, I will be the strongest brain!

"There are quite a lot of elderly people who pay attention to this super talk. It seems that the elderly in our country are very healthy. Congratulations."

Before I finished speaking, Jiang Zhiye suddenly took my hand.

I'm... am I stuck!I'm just a god

Jiang Zhiye moved my finger to the phone, unlocked the phone, entered Weibo, clicked on Chaochao, and found himself and Si Han. This operation was extremely smooth and seamless.

"Haha, you are quite popular with the elderly, and your nationality is very good."

Jiang Zhiye slid down, the purpose of entering was a few CP super chats.

"Jiang Zhiye Sihan szd!"

"szd is the abbreviation of "grandson Dang". The old man probably likes you very much and wants you to be his grandson. As for the "dang" character moved backward in this tactic, it is to highlight and emphasize! Jiang Zhiye, you are so popular in the senior group! He is simply the grandson of the nation! Amazing!"

Sisters, I earnestly hope that you will continue to use abbreviations.

"Both zz, mommy loves you!"

"zz means Zizai. This should be a middle-aged morning runner. She likes you very much and wants you to be his son. Jiang Zhiye, your citizenship is beyond the standard, amazing!"

Hold on, you can win!

"I'm zqsg and they are definitely zqsg too!"

"This... means hard work, I praise you two for your excellent professional skills! Jiang Zhiye Film Festival is the leader, cow beer!"

It was the first time for the elderly who always looked at abbreviations to be confused. It was the first time I realized the beauty of abbreviations.

"Si Han and Jiang Zhiye are the best match! I can't eat enough candy between them! I locked it! I swallowed the key!"

?Sister, can you use abbreviations to follow the brigade?Please let kswl, zz, szd come in handy! ?

"Mr. He, eating sugar and locking up mean that they think Si Han and I are a couple, right?"

This... you are quite flexible? ? ?

"You...you know a lot..."

"Of course, I will always remember what Brother Lang said for a lifetime."

Really - the whole paragraph breaks down.

"Brother Lang, do you have anything else to explain?"

I felt like Jiang Zhiye was torturing me with a branding iron at this moment. I was sweating profusely and nervous, and my desire to survive prompted me to speak nonsense:

"I used to be young, frivolous, unrestrained, unrestrained, loving freedom, half-hearted, and homeless, but after I met you, I have washed my hands, changed my mind, and started a new life. I am obsessed with you, crazy for you, and smashed against the wall for you..."

However, this was of no use, Jiang Zhiye still seemed to be covered with bangs, and his face was gloomy in the middle of the night.

201.

"I swear I only have you in my heart now!"

The way of heaven is reincarnation, heaven spares no one, now it's my turn to kneel on the bed and point three fingers to Jiang Zhiye to express my sincerity.

This is life.

The author says:

In case my English is too plastic, riverknowyeah is... Jiang Zhiye