Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

Ye Baiyi walked into the room with a pile of food in his arms, and saw Xiaoyi leaning on her chin, sitting alone at the table to let herself go.

"Is it my illusion? I just saw Gao Xiaolian crying and ran out, just like yesterday." Ye Baiyi made a confused voice.

History was mirrored for no reason, and Ye Baiyi couldn't believe it: "What does she mean, is she acting for me? Do you think I will feel guilty???"

Why is this woman still playing tricks, she treats herself too much, Ye Baiyi doesn't buy it, she just thinks it's absurd.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiaoyi: "That shouldn't be your illusion, she did run out crying."

Xiao Yi raised her head and looked at Ye Baiyi with a relaxed expression, it seemed that she had just undergone a dimensionality reduction.

Ye Baiyi was shocked: "Why is she crying again????"

It's unimaginable for a person to burst into tears and cry twice in a row.

Ye Baiyi feels that this is already the category of performance art.

"...she wants to marry me."

Xiao Yi held her forehead in a broken state, "So I told her I was a woman, and then she cried." She really didn't say a word.

She had just finished saying that she was a woman disguised as a man, and before she could say anything more, Gao Xiaolian burst into tears and ran away with a groan, without giving her a chance to explain.

It is estimated that with Ye Baiyi's foreshadowing yesterday, she has lost some of the most basic adjustment abilities.

Even if Xiao Yi has extraordinary intelligence and is even good at calculating, she still can't control a person who runs away crying in a second.

Little girl, just hold on for a second longer.

Xiao Yi felt that her spirit had been attacked, and this deep sense of powerlessness was really indescribable.

What can she do? She is also very helpless.

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Ye Baiyi looked at the ceiling with lingering fear: "Then you can't wait a few days before telling her, and you have to let her run out crying in the same way for two consecutive days? If I hadn't asked you, I would have treated it as an attack against me. conspiracy."

Ye Baiyi felt a little psychologically disturbed after being shaken by the little girl crying loudly.

... This feeling of scum that goes with you everywhere.

Xiao Yi: "...Me."

What to say to give people a buffer.

At that time, she was really, the moment her eyes met Gao Xiaolian's, that kind of mental attack.

It was too suffocating, and Xiaoyi felt as if she was being pinched by a pair of invisible big hands, and with a crash, she was pressed into the embarrassing vast ocean of profound meaning.

You are no longer a man, and I am no longer a man.

At that moment, in order to end this life-threatening embarrassment, she briefly gave up all kinds of ethics.

Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, and she really didn't hesitate to clarify her gender.

But any kind of pain is really painful.

Gao Xiaolian was in pain, and she was also in pain.

Forced to be the victim in the relationship, Xiao Yi nervously grabbed her hair and muttered to herself: "I can't do it, her eyes are too passionate, I can't do it."

"Senior Ye, I kind of understand how you felt yesterday." Xiao Yi covered her face in pain, "This is really beyond the control of mere human beings!"

Why did things happen like this, Xiao Yi now feels that all this is what the hell.

"It's all noble!!! This animal is noble!!!" Xiao Yi punched into the wall.

"That's right!!!!!! This beast is noble!!!!!!" Ye Baiyi also punched into the wall.

The two reached an agreement, abandoned all kinds of spiritual ethics, and started punching against the wall.

This Gao Xiaolian refused to let his father be killed, but his father not only tortured her, but also tortured them both, and the level of torture gradually escalated.

Hatred for a fool, but couldn't kill him, what could Ye Baiyi and Xiao Yi do, they could only punch the wall.

Only in this way can we vent our embarrassment and resentment.

Ye Baiyi, Xiaoyi: Powerless Fury x2

God, is Zhang Chengling dead? If he is still alive, why hasn't he appeared.

Do you want to accompany Ye Baiyi to pretend to be Zhang Chengling all the time, until he was so angry that he lost his mind and couldn't control himself.

Or on a whim, pick up Gao Chong's grandson and throw him directly from the top of the building into a mosaic.

Ideally, when the strong man gets angry, the two corpses will bleed for five steps, and the world will be nothing.

But now in reality, the strong man is incapable of fury.

Zhang Chengling, come back quickly, we can't bear without you.

Xiaoyi held her head in despair, squatted down slowly against the wall, and looked at the vast sky outside the window at a sad 45-degree angle.

Ye Baiyi sat cross-legged next to her, eating and drinking without saying a word.

He was eating nuts, his voice was mechanical and rhythmic.

Both of them looked haggard and ashen.

……

"What, you said that Xiao Yi is disguised as a man, she is a girl?!!!"

Gao Chong looked at his daughter who was crying into a ball, and was so angry that his hat was about to pop up, "So she, she, and Zhang Chengling are, are they a couple?!!!!!!"

"..."

Gao Xiaolian cried, "Father, how do I know, that's their own business."

Don't get her involved anymore, she's really had enough.

For a moment, Gao Chong felt that he was dismantling CP in vain from beginning to end, doing useless work, and playing his daughter like a monkey.

No, it must not be like this, how could he play with his daughter, there must be something else wrong.

Impulse is the devil, Gao Sheng tried to calm himself...

He recalled it carefully, and once again found the feeling of strategizing. According to his judgment, there seemed to be no ambiguity between the two juniors.

Especially that Zhang Chengling, from the beginning to the end, is a behavior pattern of focusing on solitary life.

The combination of the two of them, no matter how you look at it, feels more like...a parent-child relationship.

The gentle, kind and infinitely tolerant old mother takes care of the socially afraid elder who cannot take care of herself.

How did these two people come together?

Xiao Yi is so smart and smart, could it be because of a face that she has a mother's love.

Gao Chong shook his head in pain, trying to dispel the nondescript thoughts in his mind. Anyway, these two children should be just ordinary friends.

In his opinion, that Xiao Yi had a very flexible mind and a cheerful personality, and he didn't seem to be the type who would spend a lifetime in prison for a cerebral palsy.

She is at the right age, just right for a relationship, but she doesn't have a suitable male companion around her.

Therefore, Gao Chong feels that there is still an opportunity to take advantage of everything.

Gao Chong waved his hand to Gao Xiaolian, and his tone softened: "You step back, and be alone for a while, I'll go to the training ground."

Gao Chong went to the practice field and announced Miss Yi's gender to the disciples of the Yueyang School.

"From today onwards, all members of the school, if there is anyone who can win Miss Yi's heart, I will promote him to be the only direct disciple in front of the palace, and give him ten thousand taels of silver!!!"

Gao Chong's words instantly ignited the atmosphere.

The tragic ratio of men to women in the faction has always been an unspeakable pain for the Yueyang faction.

When the disciples who had been single for many years heard the news, they couldn't help being excited, feeling that spring had come to the world in an instant.

Girls, there are finally fresh girls!

Who dares to climb the head of the daughter, and the few remaining sporadic ones have long been self-produced and sold.

What kind of youth is youth without girls? A group of men compete with each other. After a long time, everyone knows the size and position of every organ. It's just too boring, isn't it?

This new Xiao Yi is good-looking and smart, it is unbelievable that she is a girl and single.

Even if they don't have any taels of silver and direct disciples, they still flock to him, okay?

Where did the disciples still have interest in practicing kung fu, they formed groups of twos and threes at once, chattering and chattering, and everyone was beaming.

It's the Chinese New Year, and it's the Yueyang faction's Chinese New Year.

……

Xiaoyi changed back into women's clothes, picked a box to pick Sophora japonica flowers in the yard, and prepared to make some dumplings for eating.

Anyway, the gender was exposed by Gao Xiaolian, so there was no need for her to continue pretending.

What's the use of pretending, Gao Xiaolian saw it, and she cried again.

Like Ye Baiyi, Xiaoyi was also psychologically shadowed by her crying.

July is hot in Mengxia.

Xiaoyi was wearing a thin dress, which was light yellow from head to toe, making her look slender and light.

Light-colored clothing can reflect the sun's rays more, which can help prevent heatstroke and cool down.

Xiaoyi was carrying a long green bamboo pole, and stood in the lush shadow of a big pagoda tree. She looked up for a while, and then carefully manipulated the bamboo pole, like a cat scratching, to hook it Snow-white bunches of flowers.

She was wearing a skirt and it was not convenient for her to climb trees, so she chose to use this method.

Xiaoyi: The cat scratches the flower.

This scene is really itchy, this kind of gentle strength does not feel like scratching flowers at all.

Several disciples of the Yueyang Sect saw it, and couldn't bear it at all, so they immediately approached and chatted up: "Miss, are you collecting these white Sophora japonica flowers? We...we can help pick some!"

"How many pagoda flowers do you need? Is one basket enough?"

Seeing that Xiao Yi looked at them blankly and politely, and didn't intend to refuse for the time being, several male disciples rushed up the tree and used various light skills, obviously to show off.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiao Yi came back to her senses: "Thank you!"

When Xiao Yi was in a daze, she was actually trying to identify these people, whether they were the eyeliners who were watching her and Ye Baiyi in the yard before.

She just instinctively wanted to make a motivation assessment, but when she finished her judgment, she found that the faces of these people were relatively unfamiliar.

It should be an ordinary and innocent inner disciple, just passing by and wanting to help.

Then when she came back to her senses, several people had already started working on their own, and she couldn't stop them.

Someone helped pick the flowers, and Xiaoyi was free. Looking at the bamboo pole in her hand, she felt that it was not appropriate to leave at this time.

Maybe decent people from well-known families are more obsessive-compulsive. Seeing that their speed is too slow, they want to do it by themselves.

"Thank you brothers for your help. I actually want to make dumplings stuffed with Sophora japonica flowers. Since you have all contributed, it doesn't matter if you pick more. I can make more and share them with everyone as a thank you gift."

Seeing these people gathered on the same tree, each of them picks flowers faintly with too much force, and even presents an inward-looking posture, Xiaoyi feels a little weird, "——I mean, there are several other people nearby. tree, you can mine it separately."

"No, no need!" Some of them immediately dismissed it, "Miss Yi...Junior Sister, Master once taught that a person's character is so precious, so precious, how can a person pick flowers from many trees at once?"

"That's right! One thing is not finished, then another thing is done; one tree is not finished, then another tree is dealt with, how disgusting! How can the disciples of the Yueyang Sect behave like this?!"

"..."

"?"

How to pick a flower is still a matter of character, Xiaoyi felt a little uncomfortable when she heard it.

The implication of these few words is too obvious, Xiaoyi feels that this should be a Shura field.

...The identity of a girl in the world is more likely to cause trouble.

Xiaoyi had a headache, and felt that if it wasn't for Gao Xiaolian, no, if it wasn't for Gao Chong, the bastard, there wouldn't be these secondary troubles in the future.

Xiao Yi stood there calmly, holding the bamboo pole with her hands slightly, and began to think in her mind how to keep a social distance from these people while trying not to tear her face.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew up.

"Boom!"

With a loud bang, the disaster happened at this moment.

A few streams of terrifying sword lights split everyone's vision vertically and horizontally at the speed of thunder and lightning.

The locust tree was innocently dismembered, and at the same time, there was a panic and unprepared screams.

Several figures and tree trunks hit the ground heavily, each one in a defenseless posture.

In the rush, no one had time to react, and when they came back to their senses, everything was over.

The tree-climbing disciples opened their eyes again and found that they were lying on the ground with a piece of tree in their arms in a very animal world posture.

Dust and smoke are everywhere, and petals are flying.

With his back to everyone, Ye Baiyi stood there indifferently, then silently weighed the dragon's back in his hand.

When the strong wind blows, his white robes are shaken against the wind. In this wind, there are snow-colored Sophora japonica flowers, a tangy fragrance, and long and short strands of hair from Yueyang sect disciples, mixed with flying high , and finally flew out of the glazed tile low wall.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Although I really want to applaud him, I also really want to go over and beat his balls.

Ye Baiyi finished the destruction with a cold satisfaction on his expression.

With the dragon's back in its sheath, he looked down at the scattered locust tree branches on the ground, kicked up a plump flower-shaped one, held it in his hand, and walked towards Xiao Yi.

Ye Baiyi: "You want to pick flowers, right?"

The branch in Ye Baiyi's hand was slightly tilted, and he aimed the long-flowered side at Xiao Yi's frame, and flicked two fingers at the end of the branch.

Sophora japonica flowers rustled and fell into the frame accurately.

Ye Baiyi glanced at the scattered male disciples on the ground with low pressure: "Get lost!"

All the disciples dispersed in an uproar, and when they looked at him before running, their eyes were like looking at a devil.

Watching the group of little beasts leave, Ye Baiyi threw the flowers at her feet, exuding an aura of asking for credit.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiaoyi: "Senior Ye, thank you."

I really have to thank him, otherwise she would really not be able to rescue herself in such a situation.

"But the two of us are under the fence. If you do this, it may be a bit too much." Xiaoyi looked at the pagoda tree on the ground with some breathlessness. This tree feels like it can be at least 40 years old.

Although it is not considered an ancient and famous tree, it does not mean that it can be cut down.

Landscaping workers are not easy too.

Those few Yueyang faction disciples should be beaten up, anyway, Ye Baiyi even beat up Gao Chong, and the crazy batch of people has been drawn to full.

"The flowers were all picked by them!" Ye Baiyi sneered, "This tree has suffered so much humiliation, it's time for it to sleep forever."

Xiaoyi: "..."

I can't see that he is still a treeist.

Could it be that Rishu had feelings for Sunrise before, this is not a good thing.

Ye Baiyi was so annoyed to death, seeing that she was still in the dark, he flicked his sleeves and said to her directly: "Do you know that bastard Gao Chong, he is going bankrupt to marry you!!!! !!"

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