Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

As soon as Ye Baiyi finished speaking, Xiao Yi trembled like an epileptic, and sat down on the ground with a bang.

"What did you say? Gao Chong?" Xiao Yi muttered to herself, "Marry me????!!!!!!"

Xiao Yi held her temple in shock.

Just for a moment, I felt my brain explode.

Yes, it makes sense, unexpected, and reasonable.

Because of her gender, Gao Xiaolian really couldn't marry her.

However, this Yueyang faction is even more indispensable, and it is clearly male unmarried personnel.

Why, why did she just push her up for a while, and didn't expect that there would be a next step.

If I had known this earlier, it would have been better if I agreed to Gao Xiaolian temporarily.

What a misstep.

Xiaoyi: "..."

"Ah."

Xiaoyi read with the tone of intelligent AI: "Gao, Chong, this, a, animal, life."

Under the successive shocks, her brain temporarily lost the ability to process emotions.

She slowly and mechanically twisted her neck, and looked at Ye Baiyi: "Wish, smell, it, details."

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Ye Baiyi felt that Xiaoyi's expression was a little scary.

He skipped some parts, and briefly stated the main points: "He mobilized the entire Yueyang Sect's disciples, trying to trap you."

"Oh." Xiao Yi said.

After a brief silence, Xiao Yi got up from the ground and adjusted her dress a little.

Accept the status quo, you must find a way to deal with it.

Although Gao Chong's approach was excessive, she couldn't lose her mind because of it.

Xiaoyi closed her eyes slightly, and quickly sorted out the possible bad situations that might have happened.

From now on, in the Yueyang faction, many people will come uninvited to create intersections with her, or send gifts.

This is actually not a big problem, she can find a way to hide.

The biggest problem is actually that these people will form a kind of sporadic exploration and monitoring of her and Ye Baiyi's whereabouts. This kind of spontaneous monitoring is more difficult to deal with than professional monitoring, because they are legitimate.

"……oops!"

Xiao Yi slapped her head, regretful.

Four Assassins.

This is bad, if the interest of these people does not fade, and they continue to stalk spontaneously day after day, will she never find a chance to take the four major assassins out of the luggage storage place for interrogation?

The shelf life of the four hedgehogs seems to be less than half a month, and it feels that the enthusiasm of the Yueyang Sect disciples to follow them has faded away. Under such conditions, it is impossible to imagine how she can complete the interrogation thoroughly.

So in the end, those four people will really rot in the warehouse...? ? ? ? ?

Don't...?

don't...

"..." Xiao Yi held her forehead silently.

I didn't expect Gao Chong to be so greedy.

I thought that no matter how much he missed that treasure, he wouldn't be able to say that he was so ignorant.

Xiaoyi really didn't expect things to turn out like this. In her original plan, he and Ye Baiyi were here mainly to attract the hatred of foreign enemies.

Let all kinds of people who miss Zhang Chengling's glazed armor travel thousands of miles to eat Ye Baiyi's great sword.

But what's the situation now? After living here for the third day, he didn't encounter any foreign enemies, but he was brutally attacked by Gao Chong one after another.

Good fellow, he must find a way to keep any one of them firmly on a leash, lest they get away.

……

"Senior Ye, what exactly did Gao Chong say?" Xiao Yi calmed down and asked Ye Baiyi for more detailed information.

"He was afraid that your charm was not enough, so he set an additional reward - ten thousand taels of silver, plus the status of a personal disciple in front of the hall!"

Speaking of this, Ye Baiyi became furious, "So now you are walking around in this sect, you are glowing from head to toe, do you understand??? So once those people see you, they will come up to provoke you!!! And..." He stopped suddenly.

Ye Baiyi waved his hands irritably, and ended abruptly: "That's right!"

"..."

The logic lines in Xiaoyi's mind were originally stretching freely, but suddenly he braked suddenly, and the tail of one line was cut off.

"And what?" This brought a kind of phantom limb pain, and Xiaoyi couldn't bear this kind of half-talking.

"Gone!"

Ye Baiyi's anxiety reached its peak, and he was about to leave with a flick of his hands.

Xiao Yi quickly grabbed his sleeves, "Speak the whole thing!"

"..."

Ye Baiyi glanced at her, and looked away in pain.

"...Let go, don't pull." He said wearily.

He kept his mouth shut, and started to walk again.

Ye Baiyi was really going crazy. The reason why he collapsed like this was because he was indirectly stimulated by some hormones.

Some things cannot be said directly to Xiao Yi, otherwise he will shut himself up on the spot.

God knows why he would hear the disciples of the Yueyang Sect talk about Xiaoyi and say some rather unbearable things.

Now Xiaoyi is the common goal and talking point of the entire sect. How many people secretly observe her and talk about her behind her back, from character to brain, from brain to face, from face to body.

How can he say this kind of thing, and he shouldn't hear it, let alone want to hear it.

The familiar feeling of schizophrenia came again.

It was hard to downplay the matter of his white coat before, why is the world so unfair, and a new round of mental confusion attacks is being imposed on him.

A group of spiritual guys, don't pollute the peace of mind of his old man, okay?

Hormones are contagious, disease, poison, and plague.

He had a serious illness when he was young, and Ye Baiyi didn't want to be vaccinated against the plague again. He really wanted to kill Gao Chong, the instigator. He was fed up with insomnia and didn't want to have it again.

Got it, he got it!Xiao Yi is an attractive opposite sex... so what?

How old is he?In the last two or three years, can you leave him alone, he will never be able to afford the things brought about by hormones in this life.

Xiao Yi was still tugging on his sleeve, seeing her rational analysis, Ye Baiyi became inexplicably angry.

The luxury of sanity is really not a luxury for her at all.

It's ridiculous, what a child can do, Ye Baiyi has lived for so many years, how come he has never been able to do it.

Ye Baiyi pretends to be calm every time, but in fact, he has always been a person who is easy to cause turmoil in his heart, and he is the one-sided kind.

Xiao Yi finally let go of his sleeve slowly.

She's really smart and doesn't stop calculating and judging other people's situations even when she's stressed out herself.

Ye Baiyi knew that she would always give others a step down, this was her bottom line.

"It's okay, Senior Ye, I will pay more attention these few days." Xiao Yi withdrew her hand, and did not ask Ye Baiyi what happened.

Xiaoyi thinks that he might just want to be autistic, "Then you can hang out more in the yard by yourself, relax, and don't be too stressed."

It is only natural for people to want to be autistic, so there is no reason for it.

"I have a little idea about Gao Chong, and I'll talk to you later when I sort out a set of countermeasures." Xiaoyi lifted the box to make dumplings, and waved to him before leaving, her movements were very light.

"Wait a minute!" Ye Baiyi heard himself say.

Xiaoyi looked at him in astonishment.

Ye Baiyi came back to his senses, and found that he was holding Xiaoyi's arm with more force.

He let go quickly.

"Then you go out later or something, don't go alone, let's go together."

Ye Baiyi put his hands behind his back, "I'll go back with you, and the little beasts won't bump into you without looking at you." His expression was very unnatural, and Xiao Yi felt that he was going to fall apart in the next second. opened.

This is not what he wants, Ye Baiyi now wants to chop off his hands and cut off his tongue.

...But he can only continue to act.

Ye Baiyi raised his chin slightly, his eyes were slightly staggered from Xiao Yi's, maintaining a noble and glamorous posture.

I am the Sword Immortal of Changming Mountain, I will not be afraid.

After experiencing Ye Baiyi's abnormal behavior, Xiao Yi was only stunned for a short moment before her expression adjusted.

"Senior Ye, are you okay, don't force yourself." Xiao Yi decoded his eyes, and then said understandingly.

I don't know what's going on with Ye Baiyi these days, maybe it's because Gao Xiaolian cried, suffered mental pollution and scum debuff, Xiaoyi thinks he needs to be quiet.

Even listening to him speak insincerely, he was not like this before.

Xiao Yi turned sideways and showed him the bow and arrow equipment on her back, "Actually, it's fine for me to walk by myself. If I really encounter something, you know those people can't get anything good from me." She pointed again My own brain, "I still have this."

When she did these two movements together, she felt a mysterious sense of obedience. Ye Baiyi couldn't stand it anymore, and interrupted her directly: "Where are you going next?"

What has this and that, you obviously have a teammate and you refuse to use it.

Ye Baiyi regained his sense of righteousness, and looked at Xiao Yi with a displeased face.

Xiaoyi got a little weak at being teased by him: "...I'm going to make dumplings." She said.

"Then let's go!" Ye Baiyi flicked his sleeves to finalize the plan, "Where are you going to make dumplings? Take me with you!"

For many days after that, Ye Baiyi followed Xiao Yi like a shadow.

His operation really had an immediate effect of exorcising evil spirits. Ye Baiyi was originally tall and tall, with a sharp aura as sharp as a blade, plus he had such a huge sword and dragon back stuck in his back strap, whenever he stood there, Any young man's aura will be weaker than ever.

And he kept having a stinking face, feeling like I'm not happy and you don't want to be happy all over his body. Anyone who came up to chat with Xiao Yi, he would just stare at him with death.

Basically, there are very few Yueyang sect disciples who can bear this mental pressure.

However, on the other hand, Xiaoyi is also quite broken, and Ye Baiyi has brought her a lot of inconvenience.

When she went out, she had to wash her underwear and coat by herself, and Ye Baiyi always followed her like this, so she felt embarrassed to do it.

It is also very inconvenient to take a bath. After she returned to the room, although Ye Baiyi would not enter the door to guard because of his feelings, he would just bring a pot of melon seeds, sit on the stairs outside her gate, and eat them.

Watching the door while eating, killing every passer-by who pokes his head with his eyes.

His sense of presence is really strong, the sound of cracking melon seeds can be heard clearly through the door, and Xiao Yi has to listen to him cracking melon seeds even after taking a bath, feeling that the distance between the two of them is so close, and she is under great pressure.

Taking a shower, putting on and taking off clothes has to be done on tiptoe, and it feels like I have an illusory roommate.

Oh my God, Xiao Yi wondered hysterically, did this Ye Baiyi find that driving her peach blossoms was a special stress-relieving thing, and then became addicted to it.

However.

... One thing to say, it is really decompressing.

Xiao Yi can understand that every time she sees a group of little bastards run away screaming miserably, holding their heads in their hands, or try their best to hide their shock and pass by calmly, it is true that even she herself has the joy of victory after the battle.

...Human beings can steal San value from others.

But, but!

Clothes can't stay unwashed all the time? !No matter how many changes of clothes, there is an end!

So is it going to be handed over to the servants of the Yueyang faction? !Looking at the ratio of men to women, it makes people feel very insecure!

"Senior Ye, let's talk." After using up the last women's clothing to change clothes, Xiao Yi broke down and put on the clothes that Ye Baiyi's big coat had changed into. She opened the door with a bang, and pulled Ye Baiyi angrily. into the room.

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