Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

Xiaoyi had just bathed and changed, and her whole body exuded the refreshing fragrance of saponins.

As soon as Ye Baiyi smelled the smell, he was caught off guard by two small hands grabbing his shoulders. He was still sitting in the position of eating melon seeds. He was dragged all the way in like a snowplow. The melon seeds and melon skins were scattered and fell along the way into a tight and well-proportioned track.

"What are you doing?!" Ye Baiyi was terrified, and immediately struggled to get up. The smell of the bath stimulated him.

With a bang, Xiao Yi closed the door with her backhand, her white sleeves fluttering.

She leaned her back against the door, and smiled kindly at Ye Baiyi: "Senior Ye, do you recognize this dress? Do you know why I'm wearing it?" Her smile was actually not very friendly, and there was a hint of asking the teacher for a crime .

"I, how do I know?!"

Ye Baiyi has suffered countless mental pollutions within a few days, some from others, some from himself.

He couldn't figure out some of his behaviors anymore, let alone why Xiao Yi dragged him into the room after taking a shower and asked him such dangerous questions.

The air was filled with vague mist and fragrance, Ye Baiyi felt that he was going to break his defense, he shouldn't be here, "You, why do you still keep this dress..." Ye Baiyi's spirit was high Tight, tongue knotted.

"Why do you say? I also want to thank you, Senior Ye!"

If it wasn't for his clothes, Xiaoyi would have no clothes today, and would run naked into the street, she laughed so angry, she closed the door and walked towards Ye Baiyi step by step, "Are you happy these days? I'm happy too, but I'm about to run out of clothes, you know???? Do you want to know why?????"

Xiaoyi is really fed up, taking a bath every day, listening to cracking melon seeds every day, really going crazy, and then the clothes can't be washed, and they are piled up every day in summer.

"Senior Ye, in your perception, what kind of relationship do you think we have???? And why do you have to choose melon seeds? Why melon seeds??? Are peaches okay? What about plums? No fruit Is it delicious???? Why, why must it be melon seeds???????”

Every time Xiao Yi took a step forward, Ye Baiyi nervously took a step back.

Seeing that he was silent, Xiao Yi threw her hair back angrily, "What's the matter, Senior Ye, why didn't you talk? Aren't you the one who likes to talk the most?????"

"..."

Ye Baiyi slammed, his tailbone stuck on the table, "I..."

After she asked repeatedly, Ye Baiyi was completely dumbfounded.

He really didn't know the answers to many of these questions, and he didn't even understand some of them.

What do you mean if the fruit is not delicious and you have no clothes to wear?

Ye Baiyi just wanted to say one thing now, so he said it.

"You—you stop! You are not allowed to come over!"

Ye Baiyi's two big sleeves fluttered to cover his face, and he sat halfway on the table with a strange tone.

"..."

Xiaoyi did stop.

She just stood there, slowly calming down the sudden irritation.

All kinds of pressure accumulated these days, she vented to Ye Baiyi in a few words. Although Ye Baiyi didn't have anything to say, she didn't seem to be so impulsive anymore.

Ye Baiyi remained motionless, maintaining that weird posture, with his sleeve covering his face, so he couldn't see his expression.

For a short period of time, the time in this room seemed to freeze.

No one spoke, no one moved.

After being silent for a long time, Xiao Yi felt that Ye Baiyi's appearance was a bit strange. She couldn't tell what was strange, but she just felt that it was out of harmony.

After she calmed down, she planned to talk to people rationally, so she said, "Senior Ye, don't sit at the table."

"..." Ye Baiyi didn't move.

He looked like he was petrified.

Xiao Yi clicked her tongue, and was about to go over to pluck people, Ye Baiyi slammed, and suddenly fell off the table, the snow-white robe flew dazzlingly, and immediately stood up straight with her back facing her.

"Come on, what do you want to say?" Ye Baiyi's voice was hoarse as if he had caught a cold, but the unruly soul was still there.

"Senior Ye, what's your attitude?" Xiao Yi took a few steps forward, trying to talk to him face to face, but Ye Baiyi always dodged every step and kept his back to her.

"..."

In terms of lightness kung fu, Xiao Yi is really no match for Ye Baiyi.

Walking around the house with him, he was always able to grab a position with his back to her and away from her.

However, it doesn't seem like he really doesn't want to talk to her, nor does it mean that he doesn't want to give her face.

Otherwise, Xiao Yi fully believed that it would be a better choice to break through the door directly-this is easy for Ye Baiyi.

"...Okay, Senior Ye, you won."

Xiaoyi doesn't want to play the catch game with him anymore, the chances of winning are zero anyway.

Xiaoyi sat down on the table and chair, looked at Ye Baiyi's back, and discussed with him: "Senior Ye, it's like this, I think we should keep a little distance between us and leave a certain amount of private space for each other, so that you It's easy, and I'm easy too."

"..." When Ye Baiyi heard this, he almost turned his head to stare at her, "Why didn't I keep a distance from you????"

As for the private space, he is very sure these days that he will never hear any sound from Xiao Yi in the room, nor will he smell any smell, and feels that it will not cause any offense, so he sits in front of her room and guards of.

"..."

Xiaoyi didn't know how to explain this more euphemistically, "Senior Ye, for example, I usually have the habit of washing clothes by myself."

"... Do you understand what clothes girls wear from inside to outside?" After Xiaoyi finished speaking, Ye Baiyi raised her hand to plug her ears.

Ye Baiyi: "I don't want to hear it!"

Xiaoyi: "..."

"But you have to listen—Senior Ye, you have to understand that I do laundry, and I can wash all kinds of clothes—you should, don't want to be around, watch, right? You should, don't want to be around, watch, right? "

After Xiao Yi explained, Ye Baiyi still blocked his ears and stood there motionless.

It is impossible to really block the sound by plugging the ears. Of course Xiaoyi understands this kind of low-level truth, so no matter how much Ye Baiyi rejects it, she still wants to go on: "Not only that, washing clothes is just one aspect, and there are many other things. I'll be a little more convenient when you're not around."

"But I definitely don't mean to blame you, I just think that you don't have to work so hard..."

Xiao Yi supported her forehead, she felt that Ye Baiyi seemed to be angry, but there was no way to do it, whoever made them a man and a woman was destined to have such an embarrassing disagreement, "I am very grateful that you are willing to protect me like this, I can To be honest, you are actually the only person I can trust and rely on here, you are strong and kind, and I enjoy every action with you from beginning to end."

"Therefore, I feel a little uncomfortable today. I definitely don't have any opinions on you personally-it's just that there is something between us that may need to be adjusted."

Little Yi paused, and saw Ye Baiyi's hands covering his ears loosen slightly.

His action was a bit arrogant, and Xiao Yi suddenly thought he was quite a funny person.

If you don't like to listen, you won't listen. If you insist on telling you that he doesn't like to listen.

Pretend not to hear but refuse to pretend to the end, must do a little trick, let you know that he has expressed acceptance and compromise.

Xiaoyi felt that she had achieved the ideal communication effect, so she clapped her hands and stood up: "Okay, Senior Ye, I'm done talking—thanks for listening, and I will never give up."

"..."

Ye Baiyi slowly lowered his hands from his ears.

From this angle, Xiao Yi felt that his ears were red, and he didn't know whether it was due to pressure or shame.

After adapting for such a long time, Ye Baiyi successfully immune to the atmosphere and smell, and the reactions he shouldn't have have almost subsided.

So he could finally go back, Ye Baiyi turned around and looked at Xiaoyi in disbelief, pointed at her with his hand outstretched: "So you tell me so much because you want to do laundry????? "

He really felt so ashamed, being dragged all the way into the bedroom, feeling the ambiguous atmosphere, beeping for so long, was it because she was inconvenient to do laundry with him as a guard every day? ! ! ! ! ! !

From the beginning to the end, I'm sorry for his series of physical and psychological collapses and confusions, okay?

If any other woman dared to do this to him, Ye Baiyi, the house must have been hacked into ruins by him with a dragon's back, and he would definitely tear down this bedroom on the spot, and he would not be polite.

"You want to do laundry, so you drag the man into the bedroom, right?" Ye Baiyi was furious, "Think with your brain, can this help you do your laundry????"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly saw Xiao Yi's face turn red.

Ye Baiyi was dumbfounded: "..."

Xiaoyi's complexion is very fair, so her blush will be very obvious, and she can't hide it at all.

In just an instant, the red cloud started from the base of the ear, and quickly spread across the cheeks on both sides visible to the naked eye. She looked like a lotus flower.

Ye Baiyi stopped talking all of a sudden, and looked away an inch.

Although Xiaoyi's brain circuit is sometimes eclectic, it doesn't mean that if she gives her a signal, she won't be able to complete the rest.

After dragging the man into the bedroom, Xiao Yi realized that this is how Ye Baiyi understood the matter.

A lot of things were explained in a flash.

She felt her face getting hotter and hotter, and she knew that she was facing the biggest moment of social death in her life.

...She accidentally molested her upright teammate, and she...seems to have succeeded.

She and her teammates are no longer human.

They are no longer human.

don't be human...

It's... It's... It's...

Up...

Xiaoyi: "..."

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Xiaoyi doesn't know how things like this should end up.

Should I sincerely thank him for being so supportive, or should I tell him, Senior Ye, you are a good person...

Out of instinct, Xiao Yi used her mantra: "Senior Ye, forget about these unpleasant things..." Her voice became weaker and weaker.

Xiaoyi's words had almost zero convincing force, and she seemed to feel that the cohesion of this two-person team was being pulled away bit by bit at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Xiao Yi suddenly felt that even though Ye Baiyi ate melon seeds while taking a bath, he was not guilty of that...

Why couldn't my original self be more tolerant and less fussy!

What's the matter with eating melon seeds, isn't it just a little noise, isn't it very warm, and it's much better than the silence of everything, isn't it? !

"you……"

Xiaoyi suddenly stood up.

She turned around, knelt down and took out a whole box of fragrant melon seeds and peanut kernels from under the bed, bent over like a bulldozer and pushed them all the way to Ye Baiyi's feet, "You eat."

Ye Baiyi looked at her with a blank expression, the blush on her face was still there and had never faded, but she had realized that time was not waiting for me, and she began to spare no effort to repair the team's trust relationship.

Ye Baiyi: "..." What a strong psychological quality this is.

At this complicated moment, Ye Baiyi actually felt a little envious.

...What a tenacious mind, he also wants to have it.

Ye Baiyi didn't move, so Xiao Yi took a horse gait, lifted the huge box steadily, and then lifted it to a suitable height, so that he could grab the melon seeds and eat them directly.

Xiao Yi looked at him earnestly: "Come, Senior Ye, eat."

Ye Baiyi: "..."

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Ye Baiyi took a step to the side, and Xiao Yi immediately followed with the melon seed box in her arms, her eyes wet.

Ye Baiyi: "...Are you finished?"

Seeing that he finally got rid of his autistic state, Xiaoyi felt that he had an opportunity to take advantage of it.

She knelt down with a bang and raised the melon seed box above her head.

"Senior Ye, I implore you to continue to be my companion!!!!" She walked forward on her knees, blocking Ye Baiyi in the room with tears in her eyes.

"..." Ye Baiyi was really convinced, he had never seen such a card issued.

When I was issued a card by Rong Changqing before, I didn't feel like this.

It's totally two flavors.

Rong Changqing saw all kinds of things back then, married his wife and had a child, and continued to be good brothers with him on the top of Changming Mountain.

I felt that although Rong Changqing kept saying that he was guilty of doing something wrong, but he just went wrong naturally, and he didn't care about any remedy or not, let alone take care of his emotions.

What the hell is Xiao Yi, she herself blushes with shame, and she wants to take care of all his emotions.

Yes, she is really good at giving others a step... No, this kind of thinking is not suitable. There is no such thing as being good or not good at this kind of thing, it's just the difference between thinking and not thinking.

Xiaoyi is the type who puts other people's ideas before her own needs.

...she really doesn't take herself seriously.

Ye Baiyi grabbed a handful of melon seeds, including the flesh of the skin, and swallowed it whole into his mouth, creaking.

Ye Baiyi snatched it with his hands, took a whole box of melon seeds into his hand, and threw it directly on the ground.

"Bring me melon seeds?" Ye Baiyi sneered, "That's all you can do?????"

Xiao Yi's hands were empty all of a sudden, and she was still kneeling on the ground, so she watched Ye Baiyi approaching and looked down at her dumbfounded.

What this man did just now, and how he ate melon seeds, seems a bit magical.

"Then you, what else do you want to eat, I'll make it for you?"

Xiao Yi raised her head with difficulty, and looked closely at Ye Baiyi, making her face more and more red.

"..."

Ye Baiyi was angry and funny, he felt that this was not the case at all, after all, if he hadn't raised the point that shouldn't be said just now, Xiao Yi wouldn't have retreated again and again, making it seem like she was the one who committed the crime.

If it is guilty, the root of all evil is nothing but hormones.

There is also a man and a woman.

Plus she's so cute.

None of these strictures can be considered a crime, they are just objective facts.

"Then go and make me a bowl of lotus seed soup."

Ye Baiyi said casually, "Senior Ye, you have already forgotten these unpleasant things, and you can almost forget them too."

Of course, Ye Baiyi was reluctant to lose such a good companion.

He was not a calm person, always obsessed with embarrassing and sad things, but Xiaoyi's actions had a special power that made him give up his hypocrisy and choose to be plain.

Because in her heart, happiness and friends, and the happiness of friends, these are the first.

Red tape, pride and aloofness and other things that are shown to herself are not worth a penny in her value system.

Ye Baiyi felt that he should learn to do things that a child can do even if he is a hundred years old.

So, he did.

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Ye Baiyi's mental health always comes first.