Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

Tired and tired, both of them have thin skins, and after such intimacy, they both feel very embarrassed.

Ye Baiyi and Xiaoyi's clothes were both wide-sleeved, and their hands were pulled together under the sleeves, and they walked back with a pull.

Just like a primary school student falling in love.

Ye Baiyi glanced at Xiaoyi's expression as he walked, and glanced at Xiaoyi's expression after walking a few steps.

Her shy and self-closing expression is really amazing, I can't get enough of it no matter how much I look at it, it greatly satisfies his various psychology.

Walking to the edge of the woods, Xiao Yi broke away from Ye Baiyi's hand: "Let's stick to the setting, don't change it halfway." What she said was that Ye Baiyi should have another heart.

You can't go back on your word in front of the entire Yueyang faction, that would affect your credibility too much, how can you compete with Gao Chong for the moral high ground.

"Oh!" Ye Baiyi withdrew his hand angrily, and nodded casually, "Okay!" Anyway, he is not at a loss.

He has already made enough money today, and he thinks all the embarrassing things are worth it, a huge profit.

He is willing to listen to what Xiaoyi says, so let's do what she says.

In the next few days, Ye Baiyi really obeyed Xiaoyi's plan and did not cause trouble again.

The disciples of the Yueyang Sect have basically accepted and become familiar with this setting. Due to moral pressure, they are no longer willing to take the initiative to bother Xiao Yi.

After all, some of them had already felt sorry for her before, and in order to avoid being beaten, they took the initiative to tell her so-called privacy.

It would be a bit inhuman to pursue her under such circumstances.

Xiao Yi quietly waits for Gao Chong's next move, but Gao Chong is extremely silent as if he gave up on trying to win over the two of them for a short time.

Probably due to the busy government affairs these days, it was almost July, and many people from other sects came all the way to visit him and prepare for the July [-]th Heroes Conference.

As the top leader of the Five Lakes League, Gao Chong was so busy that he never touched the ground. Just arranging the board and lodging for these gang leaders from all over the world would make his head bald.

Not to mention the intrigue with a bunch of people who call themselves brothers and sisters, trying to use each other's power and skills to get more pieces of glazed armor.

It feels like he doesn't sleep very much every day, and he has been socializing there all the time.

Seeing his attitude as a social animal, Xiaoyi felt that she didn't want to kill him so much.

...Leave him bald, no one wants to replace him.

"There shouldn't be any little brutes following you today."

Ye Baiyi counted the days and reminded Xiao Yi kindly, "So, do you think you forgot something?"

The two of them were eating, but when he said that, Xiao Yi was taken aback, and immediately put down her chopsticks.

In the past two days, I have been immersed in the line of Gao Chong, and I have fallen in love with Ye Baiyi in this elementary school every day. The actual progress of the relationship has been zero, but IQ has been deducted non-stop. This kind of debuff has never stopped.

There are many things that I forget in a daze.

For example, what are you talking about, let's say four hedgehogs.

"Four Great Assassins!!!!!!" Xiao Yi stood up in shock, she felt that seeing them was a matter of her previous life, she looked at Ye Baiyi for help, "Senior Ye, they... How many days are they?!!!!"

"Today is the last day." Ye Baiyi looked at her leisurely while eating melon seeds, "No hurry, there are still two hours."

Ye Baiyi didn't care at all whether those people lived or died, and he felt that it really didn't matter whether he was interrogated or not.

Everyone else is impersonating here, so who else can persecute the real Zhang Chengling.

If you die, you will die. That kind of dirty thing full of evil is not as important as falling in love with Xiao Yi.

Ye Baiyi thoughtlessly procrastinated until the last day, and because he was in a good mood, he just reminded him.

"..."

two hours...

Xiaoyi's face changed instantly.

At that moment, she felt that there was a countdown board hanging above her head, and below it were four pieces of rotten meat, which were decaying and stinking at a speed visible to the naked eye, constantly evolving towards the direction of real manure.

"Ye, Senior Ye..."

Xiao Yi tremblingly said, "Let's stop eating, shall we go? Shall we?!!!!"

She kept the four hedgehogs in the library, and the wrapping was actually made of breathable material.

She couldn't imagine that if these people were really expired, cold, rotten, foamy, the smell escaped, and the juice flowed out, would the store owner die on the spot...

"Hurry up!!!" Xiao Yi pulled up Ye Baiyi's sleeves, opened the door and ran out, as if fleeing for her life.

Ye Baiyi: "...Hey?!" He was still holding the melon seed basin in his hand.

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Xiao Yi dragged Ye Baiyi quickly through the complicated corridors of the secondary courtyard, and walked around a lotus pond.

The disciples passing by were curious and paid attention to this interesting scene, obviously thinking they were playing some kind of game.

Perhaps Zhang Chengling is mentally retarded, and his mental age is just right for this.

Ye Baiyi ran passively, his snow-colored robe flying away, his eyes wandered between the lotus leaves, and he suddenly reached out and picked up a lotus pod in his pocket.

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Xiaoyi was furious.

Gao Chong, the beast, the innermost courtyard is too far away from the main entrance and exit, the middle is like a maze.

Xiao Yi pulled up Ye Baiyi with a "shua", and the two of them jumped onto the roof, flying over the eaves and walls.

They passed a persimmon tree, Ye Baiyi's eyes lit up, he flicked up his sleeve, hooked four or five ripe persimmons, and threw them into his pocket.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiaoyi paused for a moment, then ran even harder.

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About to arrive at the large courtyard at the main entrance, Xiao Yi didn't want to attract too much attention, so she jumped off the roof with Ye Baiyi.

There was a lot of noise at the door, and Xiaoyi felt bad.

She pulled Ye Baiyi's sleeve and continued to move forward, trying to walk around people as much as possible.

Ye Baiyi jumped up suddenly, and unscrewed a pomegranate from the branch in the air.

Xiao Yi, who was driven to jump up and down inexplicably: "..."

The disciple who happened to witness this scene next to him: "..."

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The main entrance of Yueyang faction was blocked.

Xiao Yi pulled Ye Baiyi to barely stop, and there was a huge crowd at the door, feeling like a tourist group.

The yard itself was as big as a playground, and they were all blocking the doorway, greeting each other, and Gao Chong was right in the middle of them. He turned his head keenly, and caught sight of Ye Baiyi and Xiao Yi under the corner of the wall 30 meters away.

hum.

Xiaoyi's heart sank, she pulled Ye Baiyi and turned away.

"Cheng Ling—! Come quickly to see you, Uncle Zhao and Uncle Shen—!!!!" Gao Chong raised his arms and shouted.

Ye Baiyi glanced back at him: "Get lost!"

Zhao Jing: "..."

Shen Shen: "..."

From Gao Chong's invisible angle, Xiao Yi gave Ye Baiyi a thumbs up as an encouragement.

At the same time, a morbid satisfaction flashed across Gao Chong's face, and he looked at his two good brothers with emotion.

Not suffering from scarcity but inequality, he was finally no longer alone.

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Xiao Yi had a false smile on her face, and there were hundreds of millions of grass-mud horses galloping in her heart.

He and Ye Baiyi were inexplicably stopped by this man named Zhao Jing, and he couldn't help but start unilateral ceramics.

"Oh, Cheng Ling, I haven't seen you for a few years, you've grown so tall!!! You're so strong and strong!!!" Zhao Jing was intoxicated in his own world, completely ignoring Ye Baiyi's shark-like eyes, and passionately stroked Ye on his shoulder.

Zhao Jing: "Time flies, time flies! Uncle Zhao is really gratified! Cheng Ling, I heard that you have not been in the villa these years. It is not easy to wander alone at such a young age! Hey, did you experience You have grown a lot, have you grown a lot? As for Uncle Zhao, I have met many children, but you are the first one who is so strong at such a young age!" Ah, is this the feeling of a person who has practiced Liuhe magic, Zhao Jing As I touched it, I thought, this muscle does not feel like a teenager at all!Do you want to accept him as a foster son!

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Xiaoyi: "..."

What's the matter with this person, Xiao Yi's forehead is sweating, and it seems that he is really trying to care for Zhang Chengling, but why is there such a gummy.

And why is he so strong psychologically that he is immune to Ye Baiyi's prickly aura.

How can there be such a self-talking person in this world? Xiaoyi didn't want to get entangled with him at all, so she organized her words politely: "This Uncle Zhao, Cheng Ling and I may have a little matter, let's take a step first and don't bother me a little bit." The uncle is reminiscing about the old days, and we will visit again someday."

"Oh? Why be polite to Uncle, how can this be called disturbing, you child! That's an exaggeration!"

Zhao Jing looked at Xiao Yi cheerfully, with unreserved love in his eyes, "What's the rush? Listen to Uncle, and do Uncle a face! It just so happened that Uncle Gao had a banquet, and it happened in the room. There are three tables, everyone is here, let’s get together?"

--I go! ! ! ! !

Xiaoyi choked for a second, "This..." I didn't expect to be defeated by this Zhao Jing with his mouth. What the hell kind of invincible father-like buff is this.

She really couldn't specifically say what was urgent, otherwise this Zhao Jing was so enthusiastic, he would definitely ask someone to help her.

She was dying, and she urgently asked Ye Baiyi for help with her eyes.

However, Ye Baiyi didn't even look at her, his eyes were shining, and he was holding a pot of melon seeds in his hand.

Ye Baiyi: "A feast?"

Xiaoyi: "..."

Simata.

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All the heroes are happy with the wine and talk.

Ye Baiyi put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth: "This dish is average." There were many empty bowls and plates piled up in front of him.

Xiao Yi stood up and clasped her fists at Gao Chong: "Uncle Gao, let's talk, Cheng Ling and I are too drunk to drink, I'm afraid we won't be able to stay with you to the end."

He and Ye Baiyi were forced to drink some wine at the wicked social banquet, but they finally found a reason to leave the banquet.

"Hey! There are children and everyone, and the adults have not left the table, so why did they leave early?!"

Shen Shen threw down the flagon very unhappy, and pointed at Xiao Yi, "How did Jinghu Villa teach the children?! Why don't they understand the most basic etiquette?!" He seemed to be drunk.

With blue veins popping up on Xiao Yi's head, she smiled and clasped her fists together: "Qiuyuejian is a high-spirited and upright girl, and it is true that she has never taught her grandchildren to drink at home—I'm really sorry."

"Hey, you're still talking back!!!" Shen Shenhuo slapped the table and strode over.

"Shua!" Ye Baiyi pulled out his sheath.

Ye Baiyi pointed straight at Shen Shen's nose: "Do you believe me or not..."

"Don't...forget it!" Xiao Yi hurriedly pulled Ye Baiyi, it's not worth it.

Shen Shen looked at Ye Baiyi, looked at Xiao Yi, dropped the wine pot on the ground with a "click", turned his head and was about to go out angrily.

He was stopped by Zhao Jing who jumped out.

Zhao Jing: "Oh my fifth brother, why is this so?! Oh, you are still the same, you have such a violent temper, come on, give the second brother some face..." He pressed Shen Shen's shoulders and pushed him all the way back to the table, Then press it back on the stool, and fix it, "Take it easy, what are you fussing about with Chengling and Xiaoyi, they are all children! Think about the fourth brother, he has a good understanding of the fourth brother, and I hope we can take good care of these two children ah……"

Shen Shen: "..."

Shen Shen: "All right."

Shen Shen took a new flagon and started to ton ton.

Xiao Yi glanced at the scene, saw an opportunity, pulled Ye Baiyi and prepared to leave the table.

Zhao Jing appeared in front of them as if teleporting.

Zhao Jing: "Hey—Cheng Ling, Xiao Yi, why don't you come and toast your Uncle Shen for a glass of wine before leaving? The heart that a glass of wine can express is very precious, and Uncle Zhao doesn't make it difficult for you, and we don't need many glasses. Just this one cup! Look at Uncle Shen, don't look at him talking like this, he is actually a very good and upright person, to be honest, he has always been a knife-mouthed bean curd heart for so many years, you two children, thousand Don't just because of his few words..."

Ye Baiyi: "I'll drink it!" I'm so annoyed!

Xiaoyi: "..."

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With his own power, Ye Baiyi drank everyone down.

The heroes were lying on the ground in disorder, foaming at the mouth, unconscious.

Ye Baiyi: "Let's go."

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiaoyi: "Let's run fast!!!!!!" Those people are really going to rot!

Ye Baiyi, reeking of alcohol, threw away the melon seed basin, picked up Xiao Yi by the waist, and floated out of the courtyard with a touch of toe.

"Inverted!" Xiaoyi looked at Ye Baiyi in fear, "Don't go south, that store is in the north!!!"

"Oh!" Ye Baiyi turned his head and continued flying in another direction.

"..."

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"Hit, it's closed?!!!"

Xiaoyi's expression was blank, and she knelt at the door of the shop with a plop.

"It's okay, there are still people inside." Ye Baiyi pulled out the dragon's back, and backhanded a holy cross sword light.

With a loud bang, the door was cut into tofu pieces and collapsed into ruins.

The few shop assistants inside who were about to pack up and go out couldn't help being frightened, and shivered and huddled together on the ground.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiaoyi: "It doesn't have to be."

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"What? Someone took it away?!!!"

Xiaoyi's expression was shocked and blank, "——When did it happen?! With what?!"

"I, I don't remember the specifics. In short, that person gave me a huge sum of money, so he named, wanted, wanted all the goods stored by the Yi surname, just..."

Facing Ye Baiyi's dragon-backed sword, the shop clerk trembled all over.

"Isn't it just manure? I thought it was nothing, so I gave it to him. I thought it was a relative. Otherwise, who would spend so much money to pay for that kind of thing..."

"..."

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiao Yi sat slumped on the ground, and the countdown in her mind instantly reset to zero.

It's useless, it's too late.

She really tried her best, but she was really screwed.

The four major assassins became the victims of her love with Ye Baiyi, how important it is to have a clear mind.

One should never assume that one has a good memory.And never be swayed by procrastination.

These are the lessons of blood.

……

In the silence, Ye Baiyi picked her up from the ground and hung her on his arm like a towel.

At the same time, he turned his head and looked at the store clerk coldly and sharply: "When did it happen, be more specific! Time! Where did it go! What does the person look like!!!!"

"Just, about an hour ago... Send it outside the city... It feels like the direction of the garbage dump... People are ordinary servants..."

"...No need to ask, Senior Ye."

Xiaoyi's eyes were dead: "It should have been cut off by someone with a heart. Although I don't know who it is, I wish him happiness."

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