Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

The countdown was canceled by accident, Ye Baiyi took Xiao Yi who had lost his bones, and the two walked back slowly.

The evening wind blows soberly, blowing away the strong smell of alcohol on the two of them.

Xiao Yi hadn't had a few drinks at first, but now she only had sobriety and fear in her heart, and her mind was full of changes in the future of the four major assassins.

Xiao Yi: "So, so what happens when it expires..."

"..."

"I don't know, I haven't encountered such a situation before?" Ye Baiyi was confused, he really didn't know anything.

This was originally a method of confining blood from serious injuries. The doctors who studied this method were out of benevolence, and no one did that kind of human experiment to be considered the limit.

This is a method used to treat people, and the doctor will take care of it. Under normal circumstances, there will be no such thing as expiration.

Ye Baiyi thought about it for a long time, and then he said uncertainly, "...It might be like you said, it will cause brain atrophy."

The way of human body exhaustion varies from person to person according to the constitution. It is reasonable to say that if the nutrition cannot keep up, you will not die for a while, but you may gradually become disabled.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiaoyi: "Forget it."

"Forget those unpleasant things..."

Little Yi Fuer, this is also something they cannot decide.

I don't know which mentally handicapped person took their package with bad intentions.

It's impossible to think that she is a good person. Her items are registered as liquid manure, and no one will be greedy for this.

Xiaoyi and Ye Baiyi are occupying the magpie's nest here, pretending to be Zhang Chengling, and others are worried about their luggage, so it may be for Liulijia.

It's also because she didn't think too much about it at the time, thinking that the term manure should be enough to deal with the store's side, but she didn't think about it, just because it sounds too ridiculous, it doesn't fit the status, and it will be easily noticed by malicious people, and they will go to Some other direction wrong to speculate.

And the consequences of the delay are always so unpredictable. The other party took the package an hour ago, and it is clearly related to them.

If they had come a day or two earlier, it would have been a completely different ending.

"Let's go, Senior Ye, it doesn't matter, just intercept it, we don't have any real loss."

Xiaoyi sighed, "At least the other party paid for us, and we earned back."

When you store it, you spend a small amount of deposit, and you pay more when you pick up the package.

The final payment is really not a small sum of money. Those four people are so big and special in nature, they cannot be pressed or touched, and they are not easy to store. pressure.

There is no such pressure now.

... She didn't have to spend a penny.

"Senior Ye?" Xiao Yi suddenly felt that something was wrong, it was too quiet around her.

She paused, turned around to look for someone, and suddenly found Ye Baiyi standing a few steps away frowning, with one hand covering his stomach, his expression uncomfortable.

"Senior Ye...!?" Xiao Yi quickly ran over in small steps, Ye Baiyi quickly stretched out a hand, and made a "stand there and don't move" movement.

Then he leaned on the wall next to him and bent down precariously.

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Ye Baiyi: "Ugh..."

Ye Baiyi: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

In an instant, Ye Baiyi vomited all over the floor.

His entire expression was a little exhausted, and he lost the chicness he had when he left the table.

After Ye Baiyi vomited, he covered his appetite and cursed weakly: "...you little bastards of the Five Lakes League, you are so shameless to fight with me!" He was talking about drinking.

He used to eat a lot, but when he was in a hurry, he saw that Zhao Jing was determined to let him go, insisting on asking people to drink, so he was rude, and got all drunk one by one.

Seeing the little bastards foaming at the mouth in disbelief, with the expression "Cheng Ling, why are you so awesome as a minor", and then falling down one after another like kites with broken strings, he knew that he had won , but it really hurts from drinking.

Ye Baiyi can't drink alcohol, but he can't hold back this group of bastards.

On the other hand, Zhao Jing, who has a heart, is having a secret carnival.

In a separate courtyard, Zhao Jing was sitting at the main table in a golden brocade robe. He generously picked up a glass of Western Region liqueur, held it high in the air, and poured it into his mouth.

In front of him are two unopened packages of something, wrapped in various layers of cloth, which are said to be liquid manure.

However, Zhao Jing is not stupid. He can see that the material of this fabric is breathable, and it is impossible to hold manure inside, let alone fluid, although from the size and shape, he is not sure what is inside. have what.

It feels like some big, solid things, and the density is very biological. Could it be sweet potatoes, or lotus roots, what can be stored for half a month without rotten?

But Zhao Jing didn't care about these, no matter what it mainly contained, it must be a kind of cover-up.

If there is no accident, Zhang Chengling's glazed armor should be stored in it.

The most unlikely places are often the most likely.

Who would have thought that the place where manure was registered would be a place to confuse people and hide Liulijia?

Thinking of this, Zhao Jing couldn't help laughing excitedly, his eyes revealed a kind of ultimate pride and narrowness.

Zhang Chengling.Xiaoyi.noble.

The mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole is behind.

Later on, everything is under Zhao Jing's control.

With a creak, the door of the inner room was pushed open, and a pale young man from southern Xinjiang came in with a gentle smile.

"Father, you seem to be in a good mood." Xie Jieliubo squatted down beside Zhao Jing's table, filially hanging his shoulders for him.

His obedient and harmless appearance at the moment makes it difficult to connect him with names such as poisonous scorpion and scorpion king. He is completely a good boy.

Although he still looked charming and charming, every time he put on such an expression, he would appear a bit indisputable.

Some temperaments are inborn, and Zhao Jing seems to be very useful for it: "Yes! With Xie'er by his side, how can the father-in-law be in a bad mood?" serve.

It's great, you don't have to give birth to your own sons, you just surround them one by one to serve them, one father for each mouthful.

Zhao Jing loves adoptive sons, and cool is just one word.

Zhao Jing filled another glass of wine for himself, thinking about Zhang Chengling's muscles, dreaming about a bright future.

It would be great for him to join this warm big family anytime. He is homeless, wandering all over the world, his family is all destroyed, and he just needs a father.

Zhao Jing felt that this was a perfect fit, a match made in heaven.

There is one thing to say, he, Zhao Jing, didn't intend to leave for the Yueyang faction so early.He actually doesn't want to meet Gao Chong and the others at all, a group of socially handicapped, fighting so ugly in their own nest, always relying on his slick mouth to wipe their ass, just your mother's trouble, how many years have passed, he still despises it as always And hate these idiots.

He left so early this time, and he came here entirely for Zhang Chengling.

Zhang Chengling.

Zhao Jing took a sip of his wine.

Zhang Chengling who knows the magic of heaven and earth.

Zhang Chengling, who can single out the four major assassins.

Zhang Chengling didn't hesitate to yell at Gao Chong.

So characterful, he had a philatelic attack.

His glazed armor is now in his hands, and it would be great if he himself could come anytime.

Xie Jieliubo didn't know that his scumbag adoptive father was changing his mind, he still looked at this man piously and joyfully, then took the flagon very gently and carefully, and filled him with wine.

"What makes foster father so happy?" Xie Jieliubo smiled like a flower.

"Of course it's Zhang... That's because tonight is a good time, and a new glazed armor has been added. After all, that idiot Gao Chong was kept in the dark, confused, and didn't know that we had already been in the dark!" Because he was too happy and forgetful, Zhao Jing almost Just slip up.

Xie Jieliubo is still useful for him to keep, Zhang Chengling has a bright future, and both of them need to be cultivated.

Master Duan Shui Zhao Jing looked at Xie Jieliubo lovingly, stretched out his hand and pointed vaguely at the two big bags in front of the hall: "Xie'er, do you know what's inside?" His tone was that of coaxing his girlfriend's fart .

And this is exactly the way Xie Jieliubo is used to communicating, he smiled innocently and gently: "That must be a surprise prepared by foster father for Xie'er! Xie'er is really looking forward to it."

Ah, awesome, this little Nanman is really good at it, Zhao Jing feels that he has been flattered accurately, very comfortable!

Look at it, Zhao Jing patted his thin shoulder with emotion, although this little cutie didn't know anything about his plan, he actually wears everything to flatter him, what a proud talent he is.

What's more valuable is that he always speaks from the heart.

"Come on, Xie'er, no one else is present today. At this great moment, only our father and son will join hands in this grand event."

Zhao Jing patted his head, stood up with a breezy face, and walked towards the package step by step: "Follow me—let's open it together and witness this miracle together!"

……

The cloth gradually fell, and as the package was unwrapped layer by layer, the shape inside became more and more specific.

Zhao Jing faintly felt that something was wrong. Logically speaking, the three-dimensional outline of sweet potatoes, radishes, or lotus roots piled up should not be like this.

And Xie Jieliubo was still looking at him expectantly.

Zhao Jing felt an invisible pressure, he bit the bullet and removed layer by layer, maintaining a calm smile.

When the last layer of cloth fell, the first reaction of the two people present was that their eyes were dazzled.

What the hell is shining, what is this, the neon of the silver needle.

It's really not that Xiaoyi's psychological endurance is not good, but that Ye Baiyi probably used hundreds of needles, which really spread all over the various acupuncture points of the whole body, and I don't know how to make it particularly firm. At first glance, it's hard to tell that it's actually a human.

It feels like some kind of perverted handicraft, which may be used for sacrificial purposes.

Zhao Jing was a little dazed, every silver needle reflected a dazzling light.

He turned his head to look at Xie Jieliubo, and found that Xie Jieliubo was also looking at him. The expressions of the two were the same polite and confused.

Xie Jieliubo: "Wow... so exquisite, worthy of being a foster father, but what is this?"

Xie Jieliubo vaguely felt that these things were a little familiar, as if he had seen them there before, could it be in a dream.

However, he was born in southern Xinjiang, and he has been tinkering with some dirty things all day long. These few objects can't affect his mental health.

To be honest, he was more worried about Zhao Jing, feeling that this was not his usual style.

Didn't he always hate this type of thing the most? Why did you show him this all of a sudden? Was he trying to express something, was he trying to express a kind of recognition and acceptance?

"Father, they are beautiful! Xie'er likes them very much." Xie Jieliubo was contented and happy, he looked at Zhao Jing with concern, waiting for the next step.

"..."

"It's good if you like it, and foster father also likes it very much." Zhao Jing licked his chapped lips, he didn't really listen to what Xie Jieliubo was farting, he was trying his best to understand all this: "Xie'er, if it's as expected If so, the Liulijia should be hidden among these few things, where should we search for it?" The cloth was not completely uncovered, and many pieces were scattered on it, and he suddenly didn't have the courage to completely uncover it.

"Xie'er, foster father is a little tired, why don't you come and find this glazed armor for foster father?"

Zhao Jing rubbed his eyes, and belatedly felt that his mental power had been damaged, and he felt a little exhausted all over his body. He has always been implicitly resistant to such things.

He didn't want to continue looking at this object anymore, Zhao Jing had an instinctive feeling that he just felt bad.

He can even empathize with those objects to a certain extent, feeling that the silver needles must be very painful to pierce, densely packed, as if piercing his own scalp.

How could this Zhang Chengling collect such san-dropping things.

It must be to protect Liulijia.

... Then he is really a talent, Zhao Jing thinks, then he and himself are simply too complementary.

Zhao Jing turned his back, Xie Jieliubo squatted on the ground for a while, his movements gradually stopped.

Zhao Jing waited for a long time, but did not get an answer: "Xie'er, what's the matter? Did you find Liulijia?"

"..."

Xie Jie Liubo who removed all the silver needles: "..."

"Father, Xie'er... Xie'er was not found..." Not only did he not find Liulijia, he also lost himself by the way.

He seemed to be reunited with his long-lost subordinates, but he felt that this was not the right form.

Xie Jieliubo looked at Zhao Jing in confusion, not quite understanding what he wanted to instruct: "Father, why don't you come over and see for yourself?"

The scorpion was left in the wave. Zhao Jing nodded thoughtfully, and he turned: "Oh, okay ... ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!"

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Zhao Jing: Your mother is crazy.