Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

"Ah Choo!... Ah Choo!!!"

Ye Baiyi was sneezing all the way back, his body was hot after drinking, and his nose itched when the wind blew.

"Who is talking about me behind my back!" Ye Baiyi complained all the same when he was drunk, drinking and beeping did not get in the way.

Ye Baiyi's drinking capacity is terrible, and he doesn't get on his head. If he doesn't smell that smell, he won't be able to tell that he is drunk at all.

Xiao Yi tried to help him move, but Ye Baiyi refused and kept a distance from her.

He just vomited, but his stomach still felt uncomfortable, and he was afraid that he would suddenly vomit again.

Looking at him like this, Xiao Yi felt uneasy.

After sending the person back to the room, Xiaoyi went to make sober soup.

Carrying the bowl into the house, it was already dark outside. It stands to reason that a man and a woman should not be in the same room at this time, but Ye Baiyi seemed to be on the verge of alcohol poisoning, and Xiao Yi felt that life was more important.

Ye Baiyi drank so much because she wanted to interrogate the four major assassins.

Ye Baiyi was lying on the floor like a big cat, and when he saw her push the door in, he immediately got up and sat up straight.

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Xiaoyi moved a stool and sat on the edge of his bed, holding the soup in one hand and a small spoon in the other, feeding the purple soup into his mouth one spoon after another.

Ye Baiyi looked at her with piercing eyes, moved his head in coordination, and let her feed him as if he was paralyzed.

Drinking like a sucker.

Ye Baiyi licked his lips. He was originally a heroic person, with a sharp and stern aura to the outside world, cold and arrogant, with a very ascetic bun, fairy-like sideburns hanging down, and a very literary and artistic look on his shoulders. Temperamental black long hair.

But now his wet lips are covered with hangover soup, his eyes are filled with anticipation mixed with comfort, he accepts the feeding mouthful mouthful skillfully, and even has a special tacit understanding with the spoon in Xiaoyi's hand.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Why does falling in love feel like an animal world.

After drinking the hangover soup, Ye Baiyi couldn't get enough of it.

Seeing Xiaoyi put the bowl on the table, turned around and was about to go out, he felt that something was missing: "Hey!" Ye Baiyi greeted.

"What's the matter, Senior Ye?" Xiao Yi immediately turned her head and looked at him with concern.

"I……"

Ye Baiyi didn't know what's the use of calling her back, so he obeyed his heart and patted the stool beside his bed.

"I can't sleep! Come and stay with me." Ye Baiyi said in an awkward tone.

Anyway, we can't just let her go away like this.

Ye Baiyi felt that he hadn't finished this rip-off, and there should be residual value that could be squeezed.

"..."

Xiaoyi looked at him helplessly: "I'm just going to soak a wet towel for you, not to say that I won't accompany you."

Ye Baiyi vomited everywhere just now, and felt that some cleaning was needed. Although he was strong in martial arts, he vomited carefully, and his clothes were not stained at all, but the necessary cleaning steps cannot be omitted.

Ye Baiyi's eyes were very clingy, and Xiao Yi felt that his claim that he was over 100 years old was nonsense, "Wait for me, I'll be right back."

"OK then……"

Ye Baiyi pillowed his arm resentfully, slowly crooked on the floor and turned into a big white lump.

A piece of serene white fungus.

"..."

Xiaoyi was touched by him, coughed and ran away.

Quiet as a tremella, moving as a big cat, this guy looks like a plant and an animal, which is really contradictory and full of spirituality.

Xiao Yi soaked mint leaves in warm water, and she brought a basin and a towel: "Senior Ye, take off your robe." The towel in her hand smelled faintly of fragrance.

In summer, the inner and outer layers of Ye Baiyi's clothes are all white, and he doesn't know where he got so many white cloths.

And Ye Baiyi is also a strange person, I don't know if he has lived on the top of the mountain for a long time, he seems to be particularly insensitive to temperature, he hardly sweats or metabolizes.

Xiaoyi twisted the towel for a long time, but when Ye Baiyi didn't move for a long time, she turned to look at the person: "Senior Ye, take off your robe."

Ye Baiyi put his hands on the front of his shirt, he looked at Xiao Yi hesitantly: "Ah...? Do I have to take it off?" His ears were a little red.

What's so shy about this thing, Xiao Yi couldn't laugh or cry: "I can deodorize it only after I take it off?"

Didn't Ye Baiyi give her his outer robe directly before, why didn't he see him reluctantly at that time.

"OK then……"

Ye Baiyi compromised, and he slowly began to undress.

The little girl he likes is in the room, and he undresses here, but the clothes smell like alcohol, Ye Baiyi feels ashamed.

He hastily took off the outermost layer of clothing, and then pushed it to the corner of the bed.

"Who are you fooling?" Xiaoyi looked at him in disbelief.

His outermost cloak didn't cover his whole body at all, it was open to the chest, and the smell of alcohol was far more than that on the clothes.

Xiao Yi took the dress, threw it into the bucket to soak in water, and ordered: "Keep taking it off!"

"..."

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Ye Baiyi made a difficult compromise, and peeled off another piece of clothing at a more slow speed. These clothes are a set of dolls, and there are still plenty of them inside.

Xiao Yi took the dress again, put it under her nose and sniffed it, and then choked on the strong smell of alcohol.

That seems to be not enough, Xiao Yi sighed: "Take it off again!" She visually checked the layers of Ye Baiyi's clothes, "...Take off two more."

Xiaoyi moved a new wooden barrel to fill it with water. Ye Baiyi was also amazing, so many layers of clothes were so heavy, he could still wear them.

Not a single bucket can fit.

"..." Ye Baiyi began to feel a deep resistance, "I can't take it off anymore!"

Inside are all inner clothes, which are worn for sleeping.

Although there is no meat exposed, it is not very good.

"Take it off if you tell me, be obedient!" Xiaoyi threw him a fragrant towel, "Come and wipe your face."

Of course, Ye Baiyi can't be allowed to sleep in clothes that smell like alcohol, it's painful to think about it that way.

It's just a few clothes outside, what's wrong with washing them.

It's not about letting him get naked.

"..."

Ye Baiyi found that he had no way to refute, Xiaoyi had made up his mind at all, so he was not given a chance to refute.

He bit the bullet and took off one by one, feeling more and more dead inside.

The first thing Xiaoyi does when he takes over everything is to smell the wine and see how much it has decayed.

As a result, she smelled them one by one, but she couldn't smell any layers, and she rushed her nose one by one.

Xiaoyi: "..."

What should I do? Should Ye Baiyi continue to take off?

After Ye Baiyi wiped his face and arms with a towel, he felt better. He sat cross-legged on the couch and watched Xiao Yi work.

The hangover soup helped a little, but he usually doesn't feel sleepy after drinking, but he tends to suffer from insomnia.

Ye Baiyi is now wearing a snow-white tunic, the neckline is actually quite high, but he looks very homely, not like a sword fairy.

After soaking up several clothes, Xiao Yi looked at Ye Baiyi tangled up.

In fact, she really wanted to confirm whether the two clothes on Ye Baiyi also smelled of alcohol. If so, they might have to be cleaned as well. Wearing these clothes next to your body is harmful to your health.

But how to confirm this?

Let him take it off?

The answer is of course no, Ye Baiyi will definitely collapse.

Xiaoyi still remembers the incident at Jinghu Villa vividly. He was very annoyed when he was watched by others, and he really wanted to kill those strangers.

After weighing a compromise, Xiao Yi walked over to Ye Baiyi who was on the couch.

"What are you doing?!" Ye Baiyi watched her sit down by the bed with trembling pupils, and instantly avoided a certain distance by reflex.

"Don't move...I'll just smell it." Xiaoyi explained to him.

"Sme... smell what?!!" Ye Baiyi looked at Xiao Yi who was approaching with some panic. He had drunk himself, but he couldn't smell any alcohol on him.

To him, he doesn't have any smell, but Xiaoyi, her breath is quite special in this room, because she has been treating clothes with aromatic substances.

"You, you, don't come here!" The bad memory of being dominated by the smell of laundry and bathing was vivid in his memory, and Ye Baiyi stepped back in horror.

In just an instant, he was seven or eight percent sober from the wine, the bone frame on his back knocked against the headboard of the bed, and Ye Baiyi's whole body began to become stiff.

His posture is very unfriendly to Xiao Yi, and Xiao Yi's angle can't reach his upper body at all.

She just wanted to smell the clothes, but Ye Baiyi was too nervous, he turned his legs and knees to her, in an almost defensive posture.

"..." Xiaoyi realized that she couldn't understand Ye Baiyi, she gave him a speechless look, "Then get up a little bit."

"I...I don't!" Ye Baiyi said in horror.

Xiao Yi's appearance is really terrible, okay, he is a drunk man, but he has to face a little girl crawling on the bed... Of course he chose to refuse!

"..."

Xiaoyi evaluated his posture, and felt that it would only make the problem worse.

But Ye Baiyi was uncompromising, and Xiaoyi had no choice but to crawl over to smell it by herself if he refused to move.

Anyway, the two of them are now in a formal relationship, so Xiao Yi gave up her dignity and directly knelt down on the couch.

She held one of Ye Baiyi's arms with one hand, and half of her body crossed her knees and bent over, in a posture that covered the sky and the sun, and slowly pressed the tip of her nose into Ye Baiyi's arms.

"...!!!"

Ye Baiyi wanted to burst his canthus.

From this angle, he felt that Xiao Yi was throwing himself into his arms. He was wearing less clothes, and his whole body was more sensitive to touch, and Xiao Yi was almost sitting half-astride him in a tiger-taming posture.

Although it was not confirmed...but fortunately it was not confirmed.

Ye Baiyi felt that this was a blessing in misfortune.

If she gets down on her ass, it could become a story that can't be cleaned up.

Liuhe Zhenqi spread from his dantian to his whole body in an emergency. Ye Baiyi tried his best to adjust his breathing and heartbeat. He closed his eyes and his whole body was frozen. He knew that he could never open his eyes to see this scene.

"..." Ye Baiyi remained motionless, like a dead white butterfly specimen, pinned there by Xiaoyi's two hands waiting for trial.

He finally calmed down, little Yi Song let out a sigh of relief, and started her work, she sniffed from his shoulder, then sniffed his neckline.

...It's terrible, it smells like wine.

Xiao Yi couldn't help frowning.

Fully soaked and marinated.

Seeing that Ye Baiyi kept his eyes closed, as if he had lost the will to resist, Xiao Yi sniffed all the way up, from his neck to his ears, and then along his jawbone to his cheeks.

Ye Baiyi's eyelashes fluttered inaudibly, and she smelled it like this, so she thought nothing was wrong.

That breath brushed against Ye Baiyi's neck and lips very closely, spreading a numb aggression.

Xiao Yi was still lying on top of him, sniffing near his face, not knowing why.

At a certain moment, Ye Baiyi opened his eyes unbearably.

There was something strange in his eyes, with a dark longing that even he couldn't understand, falling into a pair of eyes close at hand with a distance of breathing.

The four eyes met, and Xiao Yi was captured instantly.

Within such a distance, the dark look in Ye Baiyi's eyes occupied the hottest temperature in the world.

Ye Baiyi's temperament itself is very aggressive, but this look is different from the usual feeling, it has a deep and restrained texture, this texture is like a mountain rain is coming, a building is about to collapse, but Kankan was blocked by a crumbling dam.

Staring very closely with his eyes like this, Xiao Yi's thinking ability was instantly deprived, a tingling current flowed through the soul, and a certain fatal corner inside became soft and helpless in an instant.

She stared blankly at Ye Baiyi, forgetting her original intention of appearing here, as well as many other things.

At a certain moment, out of a special tacit understanding, the two of them acted at the same time.

Xiao Yi closed her eyes lightly, Ye Baiyi turned his head and leaned closer, sucking her lips.

……

Self-taught, they exchanged a drunken kiss.

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