[Greek Mythology] The Golden Apple Survival Guide

Is his domineering career coming to an end before it even started!He never expected that he would fall into the hands of an unscrupulous stallion!

So, cherish life and stay away from Zeus!

This is the first point of survival in Greek mythology!

Zeus was so frightened by Hera's sound that he sobered up most of the wine. At this time, he knew that he must not say that he was molesting Josie just now.

"Just now, the little golden apple was about to fall, so I helped it, right? Little golden apple." Zeus said sincerely.

Josie rolled her eyes secretly, this kind of excuse is too low-level, it sounds like an excuse, but on the surface she still pretended to be sincere and nodded, "Yes, yes."

Hera obviously didn't believe it, but she didn't expose Zeus' lie, but said to Zeus: "You go in first, I have something to say with the golden apple."

Flower wipe!This is to send Zeus away so that he can be killed!

As soon as Zeus heard this, he immediately ran away with oil on his feet, leaving only Josie to face Hera who was full of anger.

Josie burst into tears and asked him to face Hera alone, the concubine couldn't do it!

Hera paced slowly, "What were you and Zeus doing just now?"

"Uh, I was about to fall, and he gave me a hand."

"Do you think I believe it?"

"..." Josie wanted to say, don't say you don't believe it, I don't believe it either!Even if he was a pig with Zeus, it would be hard for people to believe that he was innocent with that pig, let alone him as a living person!

But he is really innocent!

Josie decided to strike first, and Hera was already ready to kill, and if the conversation continued like this, he would be hard to escape.

"Master Tianhou, in fact, I have admired you for a long time. The first time I saw you, I was overwhelmed by your charm. In my eyes, you are the most beautiful goddess in the world." Josie tried her best to sound sincere , For this reason, he also stared at Hera with wide watery eyes.

Being admired by a beautiful woman is naturally a pleasure. Everything has vanity, and Hera is no exception, but she still said: "Admiration for me? Isn't it the god king who admires?"

Seeing that she couldn't get around this matter, Josie gritted her teeth and fought hard, "Actually... Actually... Oh... I'm really shy to say it... Forget it, let's not say it."

The second trick is to take advantage of other people's gossip and intentionally not finish speaking. This trick is very useful for patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Sure enough, Hera took the bait, and Josie successfully diverted Hera's attention.

Under the urging of Hera, who was actually threatening, Josie seemed to be coy and said: "Actually, I have someone I like, but I don't know if he likes me or not." Most welcome.

"Who is it? You are the golden apple of heaven, I can decide for you whoever you like."

Josie slanders her, the evil classism, even lovers are robbed!

Josie didn't know many people when he came here. After weighing it, he finally locked on a target.

"Hmm... it's actually Dionysus... he was the first person I saw after I became a human, so..."

"Dionysus?" Hera originally planned that if the other party was an ordinary person, he would let them be together. This could be regarded as a temporary solution to the hidden rival in love, but now Josie likes Dionysus, which is a bit troublesome ...

However, it was just a little troublesome. Hera changed her mind. If Josie and Dionysus became a couple, Zeus would be more or less concerned about this, so it was not good to directly attack Josie.

Thinking of this, Hera decided to match Josie and Dionysus.

"Eros." Hera called out the name of Cupid.

A chubby kid flapped his wings and flew over, "Queen of Heaven, you call me?"

"Eros, give me an arrow from Cupid."

Eros struggled to take out the arrow from the arrow basket behind him, and asked Hera, "What does the Queen of Heaven want this arrow for?"

"Of course I have my uses."

Hera took the arrow, handed it to Josie, and said: "Take this arrow and shoot Dionysus, and he will fall in love with the first person he sees. You know, when you get there Then, he's yours."

Josie held the arrow and choked speechlessly. He originally thought that Hera, as Dionysus, would not embarrass him, but he forgot that there was a terrible causal weapon called the Arrow of Eros in Greek mythology. end? !He doesn't like Dionysus at all!

"What? I'm so happy that I can't speak?"

Josie: "...Yes, Queen, you are so kind to me, I am so touched that I am speechless."

Hera took Josie's hand and smiled slightly, "There are things that move you even more."

Fuck!Don't scare me!What else do you have!

"How about I marry you to Dionysus?"

"........."

Diva, you are trying to play me to death!

He doesn't want to have sex with a man!What's more, he didn't know Dionysus at all, what if Dionysus didn't want to kill him?If he was suddenly forced into marriage by a man one day, he would definitely want to hack that man to death.

"Are you not happy?" Hera's tone seemed that if you were not happy, it meant that you were having an affair with Zeus.

If you don't like it, you will be killed by Hera!Does he have a choice?

Josie quickly denied, "Why wouldn't you be happy, but I don't think it's good. Dionysus might not be willing, so you have to ask his opinion first?"

Hera snorted, "Don't worry, he will agree."

In terms of not listening to people, Hera and Zeus really deserve to be a couple.

Josie was nervously brought into the temple by Hera. He glanced at Dionysus secretly. He was still drinking leisurely, but he didn't know that he was about to face the fate of being married. Josie silently thought for him in his heart. And myself lit a root wax.

Hera motioned the gods to be quiet, "I have something to announce to everyone."

"Dionysus," she called.

Dionysus walked forward, "Queen of Heaven."

Hera took Dionysus's hand, put Josie's hand into his palm, and said loudly: "As the god of marriage, I announce the marriage contract between Dionysus and the golden apple!"

Dionysus:! ! !

Josie: 〒_〒

Alas, it's fine if you're not free, and now you have an extra husband for no reason.

Josie felt that his existence in Greek mythology was destined to be rough.

Article [-] of the Golden Apple Survival Guide: Cherish life and stay away from Zeus!

chapter04 (Catching Bugs)

If you want to describe Dionysus's expression now, it must be "Queen, I think you should eat some shit and calm down."

Also as a victim, Josie can understand Dionysus' feelings very well.

What a sour feeling to be suddenly forced into marriage to a same-sex stranger!

Give strength brother!Don't bow down to the powerful!

Josie hopes that Dionysus, the second generation of gods, will have the courage to say "no" to Hera, and he will silently support him spiritually!

"Queen of Heaven," said Dionysus, "I think your decision is too hasty."

"He is the unique golden apple of godhood in the world, are you not satisfied?"

"I just think the Apple of Gold himself might not be happy."

Hera seemed to be waiting for Dionysus to say this, she helped Josie by the shoulders and pushed him towards Dionysus, "He made this request to me personally, he likes you very much Woolen cloth."

When Hera's voice fell, Josie felt Dionysus's eye knife slammed over.

Josie lying in the gun: It's not labor's fault!I'm on your side, don't accidentally injure your allies!

Josie struggled weakly: "My queen, I appreciate your kindness, let's forget about this marriage contract..."

Hera curled her lips, "I just announced your marriage contract is established, and now you want me to declare your marriage contract null and void. Are you questioning my status as the god of marriage?"

Josie: ………

It looks like this marriage contract can't be voided yet!Hera was determined to match the two of them.

Josie really wanted to say something to Hera, are you trying to make it with you!This kind of behavior will be brushed with negative points!

Facing such a resolute Hera, Dionysus had no choice. He couldn't directly confront Hera. This would make everyone unable to step down. In public, he still had to obey Hera's orders.Even if he was 1 unhappy, he had no choice but to admit that the marriage contract was established.

Hera raised her arms and shouted: "Gods! Sing! Be joyful! Praise! Send the most sincere blessings to the couple!"

Josie: …… He was married just like that? !

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When people see the white dove, their first reaction is Oh!look!Messenger of peace and purity!

And Josie's first reaction was Oh!look!Roast pigeon!

This can't be blamed on Josie, because other gods believe that golden apples should not eat meat. From time to time, Josie hasn't eaten a bite of meat. It's really sad for those who hear it, and shed tears for those who see it.

Josie lay on the railing and sighed. Ever since Hera announced his marriage contract with Dionysus, Dionysus had never paid attention to him, and he also took the initiative to find him, but Dionysus Si always kept a cold face, obviously thinking of him as a thigh hugger.

Well, he really wanted to hug his thigh, but the key point is that he didn't want to hug his thigh on his own initiative, he was also forced, and it was pretty hard for a time traveler to mix with him like this.

The white pigeon that Josie had lusted after just circled around Josie's head, and then landed on the railing in front of Josie.

"Cuckoo... cluck..."

The white dove blew twice, as if trying to get Josie's attention.Josie noticed something hanging around the white pigeon's neck with sharp eyes, and the white pigeon obediently let Josie take off the small bottle hanging from its neck.

The bottle is not big, the length of a knuckle.

Josie thought to himself, these bottles are usually filled with small notes, used to convey information or something.Who would use this method to convey information?

In his impression, the Greek gods performed miracles after the believers prayed, and then asked them to guess what they meant. This kind of thing is like doing reading comprehension. Human imagination is infinite, and there will always be Some people can deduce the author's melancholy mood based on the blue curtains. He guesses that God didn't think so much at all.

This kind of thing, if the result of the guess is in line with the final facts, the believers will say, the great god has manifested, if not, they will definitely wonder whether they did not understand the meaning of God, anyway, it must not be the fault of God .So now some people use pigeons that can deliver accurate information to pass books, and Josie is very curious about the contents.

He opened the cork on the bottle, and inside was a small piece of parchment with the words "First things first: get Athena's golden headband."

Although the characters on it are very unfamiliar, Josie can recognize them without any pressure. It is probably because of the language converter that comes with this body. Travelers must have some benefits.

It seems that this little note was given to him by Gaia, and the Goddess of the Earth also uses carrier pigeons to send letters, which is really too environmentally friendly!

But, Athena's golden headband?

Josie tried hard to think back. At the banquet, after being bombarded by Gaia and Hera indiscriminately, how could she have the heart to look at the goddess!No matter how beautiful the goddess is, she has to watch her life!

Josie had no choice but to ask Dionysus for help, but Hera asked Dionysus to help him, and Dionysus would help him... right...

Josie wanted to cry when he thought of Dionysus's indifferent attitude. He didn't offend Hera, but he offended another powerful god. How will he live in the future!

Josie walked around Mount Olympus for a long time before finding the residence of Dionysus. As a golden apple without any divine power, Josie could only rely on his legs to go out, and those damned gods, relying on I have divine power, so I built the temple high and far.

It is said that God loves the world, works diligently for the people, loves the post and works hard?Make the temple so difficult to climb, what to do for those hardworking people who have difficulty finding gods?Too inhumane, bad review!

Panting heavily, Josie climbed up the last step with difficulty, and he finally reached the gate of Dionysus' house.As one of the twelve gods of Olympus, the residence of Dionysus is magnificent, and even the gate gives you a sense of grandeur that you don't know.

Josie complained that the roof was so high that she might as well live in a museum.

At this time, two pretty girls came out talking and laughing, and they were stunned when they saw Josie. One of them asked, "Who are you? What are you doing here?"

The other pulled her sleeve, dragged her aside and said something in a low voice. The girl who spoke before showed a sudden realization, and she looked at Josie with complicated eyes.

Josie: ………

What is the feeling of a nanny in a rich husband's family meeting a native lady from the countryside?

The two girls walked up to Josie again, and said respectfully: "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you just now, did Madam come to see Lord Dionysus?"

wait ma'am?

Josie wanted to ask, girl, why did you just think that I was oppressed?

Josie decided to redeem his image as a weak chicken. He coughed and said, "Yes, I'm here to find my wife, Dionysus." Josie specially added the word "My Wife" stress.

The two girls looked at each other in dismay. They looked Josie up and down at the same time, and then showed the expressions of "we understand, we understand, counterattack and so on are interesting".

Josie: ………

Josie's dignity as a man has been hurt. Although he is now a white chicken, Dionysus doesn't look like a person who can attack. Without considering the condition of force, he can overwhelm Dionysus with a single cock. Dionysus, what's more, Dionysus looks like that, it's a waste of money if he doesn't do it. In the words of the rotten girl at station B, it's a cool beauty!It's so cute!

"When have I been your wife?" Dionysus's cold voice sounded behind Josie.

When Josie turned around, she saw Dionysus looking at him with a dark face.

Josie weighed the height of Dionysus' bedroom, and estimated that he would have to go to see Hades if he was thrown down.He took another peek at the girls who were watching, whether to choose face or life, he quickly weighed it in his heart, and the balance in his heart was tilted towards saving life.He hasn't escaped from the God of Magicians yet, how could he die in such a place.

Josie greeted Dionysus dog-leggedly, "You heard me wrong, I just said that I am your wife."

Dionysus was still dissatisfied: "When did I say you are my wife?"

Josie froze for a moment, unable to tell that this Dionysian was still an egalitarian, he said, "Oh, I was wrong, we are husband and wife, so we are both husbands and no wives."

Dionysus: ...that's not what he meant!

The girls onlookers covered their mouths and sniggered. Seeing this, Dionysus suppressed his anger and said to them gently: "I have something to talk to him, can you please leave first?"

The girls left with meaningful smiles of "we understand".

Seeing this scene, Josie wanted to flip the table, Nima, he thought that Dionysus had a cold attitude towards everyone, but he did not expect that he was as warm as spring breeze to others, and as cold as winter to him, It's not fair!

Sure enough, as soon as the girl left, Dionysus immediately changed his face and said sharply, "What are you doing here?"

Josie was a little wronged. He thought that Dionysus was the first to contact him, so he should be treated differently. Although it is indeed different now, the different direction is crooked.

So it's better to solve the seven things as soon as possible and restore his free body. At that time, he can put aside the relationship with these weird logic gods, go to where he falls in love, and live a leisurely life without looking at people's faces.

"Uh, actually, I came to you to ask you to do a little favor." Josie said.

"Looking for my help?" Dionysus sneered, "You still want to ask me for help if you haven't solved the trouble you caused me?"

Josie thought that the trouble he caused Dionysus was that he was married. He didn't expect that the Greek god with no morals and no limits would care about this. The one who was really cheated was whether he was good or not. He said powerlessly: " I can explain that."

Unexpectedly, Dionysus released the big move of "I don't listen, I don't listen", "I'm not interested in listening to the explanation, I only see the result now, don't let me see you again, I will kill you when I see your face angry."

After finishing speaking, Dionysus waved his hand, and Josie felt his eyes blur. When he came back to his senses, he found that he was already standing at the foot of Mount Olympus.

Grass mud horse!

Josie wailed, he managed to climb to Dionysus' bedroom, but Dionysus beat him back to before liberation overnight with a wave of his hand!Even if he doesn't want to help, don't do it!Athena's bedroom is not far from Dionysus' bedroom!Now he has to climb again!

Even the whole zoo couldn't express the grief and indignation at this time.

Article [-] of the Golden Apple Survival Guide: Dionysus is a narrow-minded and does not explain (crying)

chapter05

After a day and night of hard work, Josie finally climbed up Mount Olympus again with difficulty. He sat beside Athena's bedroom and rubbed his sore calves, whipping Dionysus to death ten thousand times in his heart.

Athena's bedroom is very different from Dionysus's. Although both are magnificent, Athena's is more of a number-shaped beauty. Any building or pattern is neat and symmetrical. There won't be one more here and one less there.

Josie thought to herself, it seems that Athena is a severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Josie strolled to the door, backed away, stepped forward again, backed back, and repeated several times.

In Josie's mind, Athena is a strong female man, not the kind of soft girl who is gentle and pleasant.Josie was afraid that he would anger Athena if he didn't pay attention for a while, so Athena would slap him and kill him. You must know that Athena's fighting power is higher than Ares, the god of war!

What Josie didn't know was that his tangled appearance fell into the eyes of the goddess.

"Hey, little golden apple!" she cried.

Josie heard someone calling him, looked up and looked around, but couldn't find where the person calling him was.

"Don't look for it, I'm inside the temple, come in."

"Who are you?" Josie asked.

"Who do you think I am?"

"Goddess Athena?"

"You're not stupid enough." Athena sent a maid to bring Josie to her.

Athena is very interested in Josie. As the goddess of wisdom, she has a strong curiosity about everything in the world that she doesn't understand.

She circled around Josie several times, looked Josie up and down thoroughly, and almost said to Josie: "Honey, can you let me dissect it? Just take a look~"

Josie was frightened by Athena's fiery gaze. Athena looked at him as if she was looking at a mouse in a cage, thinking about what medicine to use for the experiment.

"Hello Goddess." Josie broke the silence.

"Hello, hello." Athena said with a smile.

For some reason, Josie felt that Athena's smile made him a little creepy.

Unlike the last banquet, Athena put on her armor again today, and her hair was tied up high with a golden headband, making her look heroic and refreshing.A pair of gray-blue bright eyes are like clear glass, which are unusually watery and translucent under the sun, like a pool of transparent autumn water.

Josie had to admit that a goddess is a goddess. Even if the person who laughs is cold, she is still beautiful and intoxicating. But Josie paid more attention to the golden headband that Athena used to tie her hair. The mission props requested by Athena are also the main purpose of Josie's coming to find Athena.

How, Josie wondered, would he convince Athena to bring him the golden hair?

"Golden Apple, is it time for you to have your own mind?" Athena asked.

Josie felt that the Greek gods always called him the golden apple and the golden apple, which was really annoying. He had a name, didn't he?

So he said, "Actually, I have a name. My name is Josie. Goddesses don't have to always call me the Golden Apple."

"Josie?" Athena became more interested, "Did you have this name as soon as you thought about it, or did someone pick it up for you?"

Josie wanted to say that his parents gave him the name, but saying so would inevitably involve the matter of time travel, even for the Greek gods, time travel is still too avant-garde for them.

"It's been there from the beginning." It's been there since he came to this world, and it's not a lie to say that.

"What about the idea? Was it also there from the beginning?"

"Yes……"

"What does the world look like to you? Is the sky blue? Is the grass green? Can you see the flow of the elements? How do you feel when you see other golden apples? Can you know what they are thinking? You Can you change back into a golden apple? Or can you keep your human shape? Have you ever tasted yourself? Is it delicious?……………”

Josie: ... Athena is not only obsessive-compulsive, but also a hundred thousand whys!

After some verbal explanations, Josie temporarily satisfied Athena's curiosity, and then Athena asked the question she was most interested in: "Gaia said that you are a godhead, and you can become a god by eating your flesh and blood. I'm curious." Is it true?"

Josie took a step back in horror, no!Athena really wants to use him as an experiment!

Athena took a step forward and comforted her, "Don't worry, it's just a little blood from you." Without waiting for Josie's reaction, she pulled Josie's arm and slashed, blood running down Josie's fair wrist Drip into Athena's pre-prepared bottle.

After being bled twice within a few days, Josie thought she should get some pork liver to nourish her body.

After a while of bleeding, the wound on Josie's arm healed. Athena took a look at Josie, and then cut at the same place again.

Josie: ………

In less than 2 minutes, the wound healed again, and Josie heard Athena sigh faintly, as if saying that you are a brat, why are you so annoying, can't you let me do a bloodletting once!Then cut it again in the same place.

Nima!It's his fault too? !

Josie felt like crying.

After finally filling a bottle of blood, both Josie and Athena felt a little tired, especially Josie, he just came to ask for a hair tie, how did it become a voluntary blood donation?In the past, voluntary blood donation included bags of milk and cakes, and sometimes a subsidy of 100 yuan, but now there is nothing, and I can’t blame the other party for cutting him many times in the same place.

For the first time, Josie knew that too good a healing ability was a kind of injury, and she felt so tired that she would never trust any golden fingers again.

Athena was still happy to get what she wanted, she happily put away the blood bottle, and asked Josie with a pleasant face, "By the way, what are you here for?"

Josie thought that Athena was in a good mood now, maybe she asked her for a golden hair band and she gave it to him directly.

"Your headband is so beautiful, can you give it to me?"

"Oh, no."

"........."

How the hell are you playing around!

Josie is not one to give up easily, so he decided to try again.

"Really can't?"

"Hehe, I really can't."

"... May I ask why?"

"Hehe, there's no reason, I just don't want to give it."

"........."

hehe!Oh your sister!Don't think that labor and management don't know that you are scolding md in your heart!

Josie had no choice but to snatch it hard. Josie didn't know how to get Athena to bring him the hair.She never expected that the first of the seven things would be so difficult, and Josie really wanted to find a place to orz it.

"You came to ask for a hair tie for the seven things about Gaia." Athena said suddenly.

"How do you know?!" Josie said in surprise, he never mentioned Gaia's name from the beginning to the end.

Athena smiled slightly, "Isn't this obvious? First, why did you come to me suddenly at this time? Drop in? I don't know you at all."

Josie slandered, you still spilled my blood if you don't know me well!

"Second, you were obviously afraid of me and even cut your wrists, but you never thought of leaving. There are only two explanations for this. Either you like me, or you want something from me. In view of the previous article, you like me It is unlikely, of course, it is possible to fall in love at first sight. However, the most important point is that you have been looking at my hairband since the moment you saw me. Normal people will be impressed by my beauty when they see me Attracted, but you are not, obviously you are here for hair, combined with these three points, I can only think of seven things that you are here for Gaia."

Josie: ... I don't know why, whether it's Apollo or Athena, the Greek gods always have a kind of self-confidence, and they will think that he will be attracted to them!

"Since you know I'm here for this matter, can you bring me the hair?"

"Oh, no."

That pile of things said earlier is for nothing!

"Why?" Josie broke down, "For the sake of giving you blood, just bring me the hair."

"It's so boring, but it's not impossible to give you a hair tie." Athena pulled off the golden hair tie, and her silky hair fell like a waterfall. She twirled the hair tie twice on her fingers and said, "You You know that Aphrodite had a golden apple, the one with the inscription 'To the fairest' on it, if you can give me that golden apple, I'll give you the hair, how about it? "

Josie's egg is about to break, that golden apple caused the Trojan War, is it so easy to get!He went to ask Aphrodite for it, but she definitely wouldn't give it!

With his abilities, he definitely couldn't win the golden apple from Aphrodite. You must know that Aphrodite is the mother of Eros, and Eros has the arrow of Cupid. A causal weapon of mass destruction that Zeus also cannot defend against.If he offends Aphrodite, and she asks her son to shoot him an arrow to make him fall in love with someone he shouldn't love, he won't cry to death!This Nima is simply too scary!

Just thinking about it made Qiao Xi tremble.

Athena saw Josie's displeasure. This was not the result she wanted to see, and she was still waiting for a good show.

Gentlemen, she loves war!

So she said: "You don't like it? Then there's nothing I can do. Anyway, I don't like this hair tie. I just destroy it. Alas, it's just a pity that there is only such a golden hair tie in this world." As she said, Athena's A bright flame was burning in her hand, and she slowly moved the headband closer to the flame.

"Wait!" Josie called.

Athena curled her mouth, her heart was beaming with joy, but her face remained calm, "What's the matter? You still want this headband? But aren't you unwilling to take Aphrodite's golden apple?"

Josie stared at the headband, gritted his teeth, "I will bring the golden apple, don't burn the headband!"

Athena withdrew her palm and extinguished the flame, "It's only natural."

Josie breathed a sigh of relief. If he couldn't complete the seven things, he would be killed by Gaia. Athena burned the hairband, and his death would not be far away.Although it is difficult to obtain the golden apple from Aphrodite, there is still a chance, so he can't give up yet, he will try it.

Athena watched Josie leave and smiled softly: "I'll be waiting for your good news."

The back view of Josie's departure is quite similar to the loneliness when Jing Ke went to assassinate Qin Shihuang.

The wind is slack and the water is cold, and the strong men never return.

Josie: /(tot)/~~ Help!will die!

chapter06

In a certain house near the sea, the bellows were whistling, and the dark red firelight reflected a certain face that would make people have nightmares.

The god of fire, Hephaestus, was forging a brand new weapon. Sweat soaked his forehead, and a drop or two of sweat flowed down his cheeks, across his chin, and dripped onto the burning red sword. On the blade, there was a "chi" and it was burned into a wisp of white gas by the high temperature.

At this time, Dionysus walked in, and the painting style of the whole room changed as soon as he came in. The style that was originally tough guy or novelty hunting suddenly became a beautiful boy style, or the one with the petal background.

Hephaestus put down the tools in his hand, and the puppet maid beside him offered him a clean towel.Hephaestus said to Dionysus while wiping his sweat, "What brought you here, shouldn't you be on your honeymoon at this time?"

Dionysus threw the flagon in his hand at Hephaestus and said unhappily, "Why do you say that too?"

Hephaestus took the wine jug, drank it all in one gulp, smashed it, and said, "Is there any more?"

Dionysus was helpless, "It's a waste of my wine for you to drink." Having said that, he still took out a new flagon and handed it to Hephaestus.

Dionysus, the god of wine, brewed the most delicious wine. Unfortunately, Dionysus was afraid of trouble and refused to make more wine. A bottle of his wine would not be exchanged for a thousand dollars. Only Vulcan, who is very close to him, can drink like this. Bottle after bottle of ground cattle drink.

Hephaestus, relieved of his hunger, asked Dionysus: "Where is your little lover? Why didn't you bring it? I still want to see him."

When mentioning this matter, Dionysus couldn't help being annoyed, "It's not like you don't know, this matter was not what I wanted."

"Who can persecute our great Dionysus?"

"Who else? Hera."

When the name was mentioned, both of them were silent for a moment.

Dionysus hated Hera very much because he died under the jealousy of Hera in the previous life, and his mother died under Hera's trick in this life.And Hephaestus was abandoned by Hera at birth because of his ugly appearance, and his heart was full of resentment towards Hera. He was so disgusted that he didn't even want to stay on Mount Olympus, so he moved to the seaside with two servants. come and live.

Hephaestus did not go to Hera's birthday party this time, but he knew about the farce of forced marriage at the party from other sources. He knew that Dionysus had an extra fiancé for no reason.He hadn't seen Dionysus for a long time, so he naturally wanted to tease him about it when he saw him this time, but he didn't expect Dionysus to hate it so much.

Hephaestus broke the silence, "I still want to meet your marriage partner. It is said to be a unique divine golden apple. It sounds delicious. It must be very beautiful."

Hearing his friend praise Josie, Dionysus became even more irritable, "What's the use of being good-looking, the character is too bad."

Although Hephaestus wanted to say that you have no right to despise others for having a bad personality, but considering that saying this sentence would destroy their friendship, it is better not to say it.However, he is more interested in Dionysus's marriage partner. How weird it is to be told by Dionysus that he has a bad personality!

"What's wrong?"

"This engagement is between him and Herati."

Hephaestus thought about it for a while, but couldn't figure out why the marriage contract with Herati meant that he had a bad personality, "I didn't see that he had a bad personality, I just thought he really liked you, how wonderful, someone can do this I like you." Hephaestus was a little envious while talking, if someone could take the initiative to propose to Hera to marry him, then he must be so moved.

Dionysus was drinking, and he almost choked to death on a sip of wine when he heard this. He kept coughing, and a suspicious blush appeared on his face, and he didn't know whether it was due to lack of oxygen due to coughing, or because of other reasons.

"Ah chirp~" Josie sneezed, muttering that he didn't know who was talking about him behind his back.

He sniffed his nose and looked sadly at the flowers in the garden.

He promised Athena to go to Aphrodite to bring the golden apples for her, but he had no clue now, Dionysus could not help him, and Josie was so worried that his hair was turning gray.

O wicked golden apples!It's fine if you cheat Troy, but now you have to cheat him!

Suddenly, somewhere in the quiet garden, there was a heart-pounding sound.

Josie's heart was screened by shit, shit!Someone is actually playing wild games here!

The coquettish voice intensified, Josie thought, it would be better for him to leave here quickly, otherwise it would be embarrassing to bump into the scene later.

Josie stood up, tiptoeing lightly, intending to go out from the garden, but he didn't expect that as soon as he took a step, he saw