[Greek Mythology] The Golden Apple Survival Guide
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There are two entangled figures in the gazebo.
Action preceded consciousness. Before Josie could react, his body had already hid behind a bush next to him.
Josie was about to kneel, where was the two of them, but they were blocked on the only way out of the garden, what would he do!Can you listen to them making love!Josie felt like crying in embarrassment.
With a glimpse just now, Josie recognized one of them as Aphrodite, the god of love and beauty whom she had seen at the last banquet. .And the other one, Josie only saw his eight-pack abs and didn't see his face clearly.
Josie thought of the gossip that Hermes chatted with him. It is said that the god of love and beauty had an affair with most of the male gods on Olympus. A candle, the grassland on his head should be able to run a horse.
The bang bang bang is still going on, Josie's blushing from the beginning to the impatience later, when will it end, wow!
Josie started counting the number of leaves on one side branch boredly, and after counting twice, it was not over there, so Josie had to count the third time.Halfway through the count, there was finally no sound from there. Just as Josie was about to leave happily, she heard Aphrodite say, "The one behind the bushes has been staying for so long, why don't you come out and meet her."
wtf!Co-author Aphrodite knew he was hiding here from the beginning? !
Josie was so embarrassed that she wanted to cover her face.
Now that he was discovered, Josie had no choice but to bite the bullet and go out. He raised his paw, trying not to look so embarrassed: "Hey, what a coincidence, you are also coming to the garden. I have something to do. I'll go first, bye~"
Before Josie took a step, Aphrodite said with a smile: "Oh, isn't this a golden apple~ I've wanted to see you for a long time, but unfortunately I haven't seen you, and I couldn't at the last birthday party." Say hello to you well, what a pity, I finally saw you this time."
Josie laughed dryly, but wondered why one or two of these goddesses wanted to see him, could it be the golden apple effect?Or does he have his own aura of attracting goddesses?
Aphrodite walked over slowly, touched Josie's face with her hand, and sighed: "The skin is so tender." Then she slid her fingers across Josie's cheeks, chin, and Adam's apple, and made a slight turn around the collarbone, Then all the way down, the fingertips were full of provocation.
Josie grabbed Aphrodite's hand eating his tofu, and said earnestly, "The goddess respects herself!"
Aphrodite laughed when she heard this, "You are so interesting."
As he spoke, he pinned the hair hanging by the ear to the back of the ear. There was both the delicacy of a girl and the sexiness of a mature woman in the action. It was indeed the most beautiful image of a lover in everyone's heart.
Aphrodite pulled out the hand that was caught by Josie, pointed at Josie's chest and said softly: "I like you very much, do you want to come with us?"
Fuck!The Greek gods are indeed open!The person you fucked just now is still standing there!
Josie raised her head and turned her gaze to the hard-pressed man who was ntr'd at the scene, and it was not surprising to see that handsome face darken.
The man gave Josie a hard look, and Josie looked back innocently.
Dude, it's not my fault, it's your partner who climbed the wall by himself!
And Aphrodite seemed unaware of the atmosphere of the Shura field, and she continued to persuade Josie to join them, "Aren't three people very interesting? Or, do you want to be alone with me..." The second half of her words I didn't say it, but it was more ambiguous than saying it.
Josie wanted to say to Aphrodite: Darling!Don't you see that your mistress is on the verge of berserk!If you go on talking, it is estimated that the two of us will be hacked to death by him here!
The man strode over and pushed Josie away, saying to Josie, "Stay away from her!"
Josie: ... Nima, Aphrodite is close to him from the beginning to the end!
Aphrodite continued to stimulate the bitter man, "What? Baby, you don't want to be together?"
The bitter man held back his anger and whispered Aphrodite's name, "Aphrodite! Don't challenge my bottom line!"
Aphrodite puffed up her cheeks, "Ares, don't be so narrow-minded."
It was only at this time that Josie knew that this hard-working man turned out to be Ares, the god of war, which made him even more frightened. Ares is famous for his mania, and maybe he sent him to Hades Palace on impulse. Will it change from time-traveling text to rebirth text?
Josie thought it better for him to hasten to show that he would not be with Aphrodite, so he said, "I am Dionysus' fiancée, and I will not betray him."
Aphrodite dissatisfied: "Dionysus has no sentimentality at all, what's so good about him."
Josie: ... ... This sentence contains a little more information. How did Aphrodite know that Dionysus had no flair? Could it be that the two of them had an affair?
Veins popped up on Ares' forehead, "Aphrodite! I said don't challenge my bottom line!"
Josie couldn't help but took a step back, Ares was about to turn black!
Seeing that Ares was really angry, Aphrodite quickly comforted him: "Haha, it's just a joke, don't be so excited, of course you are my favorite~" Then, she wrapped her arms around Ares. neck, and furtively winks at Josie.
Seeing this, Josie immediately put oil on her feet and ran away.
joke!If you don't run now, wait for a while, are you waiting for Ares to punch him to death!
After running a certain distance, Josie couldn't help but glanced back, and happened to meet Aphrodite's eyes, Aphrodite gave him a wink, Josie turned her head quickly, and missed the corner of Aphrodite's mouth A determined smile floated up.
Golden Apple Survival Guide No. [-]: Hmm... In short, light the wax for Hephaestus!
chapter07
Josie, who had escaped from the claws, was terrified. Only then did he remember that he forgot to ask Aphrodite for the golden apple, but he couldn't speak in that situation just now.
In Greek mythology, where moral integrity is everywhere, tauren are indeed everywhere.
Josie thought sadly, not long after passing through, he offended Gaia, although he had no idea why he offended Gaia, Dionysus, and now Ares, he himself had It's not to attract the aura of the goddess, but to pull the aura of hatred!It's a scam, isn't it!The gold fingers that the promised traversers have!
Please allow him to make a sad face.
As the sun was setting, Ye Shen also set off from Hades in a black horse-drawn carriage.
Josie saw that the sun was about to set, and the night was approaching, and he was a little worried about where to sleep tonight. He was in the sky two days ago, and he was frozen into a gorgeous flower in the cold wind at night. Tonight, he wanted to find Stay in a shelter from the wind.
After thinking about it for a long time, he felt that the only place he could go was Dionysus's place. After all, he was also his nominal fiancée, so he wouldn't even be given a place to sleep.
However, Josh forgot that he had just been thrown from Mount Olympus by Dionysus in front of him.
Josie wrapped her clothes tightly and set off towards Dionysus' bedroom.
After another arduous journey, Josie came to the door of Dionysus' bedroom again. Coincidentally, he met the two girls from last time again.
"Meet you again, how are you?" Josie greeted them this time. In order to be able to live here, Josie must first establish a good relationship.
The two girls looked at Josie curiously with their big watery eyes. They were obviously not as reserved as last time this time. One of them said to Josie, "Are you looking for Lord Dionysus again?"
"Yes." Josie replied, but he hoped that Dionysus would not be there so that he could live in the name of Dionysus' fiancée. It took a lot of effort.
"Lord Dionysus is just here, that's great."
"...Well, that's great..." Josie burst into tears, Oh!Why is he here!Didn't the Greek gods just go to the world to have fun?
"Please come with us, we will take you to see the adults."
Josie had no choice but to follow her sister to meet Dionysus.
Dionysus was tasting his newly brewed wine facing the bright moon at this time. The purple wine had a deceptive translucency under the moonlight, but this beauty was far inferior to the hand holding the silver wine cup. .The five fingers of that hand were slender, with well-defined knuckles and round nails. Under the moonlight, there was a glowing porcelain white feeling, making one unable to resist kissing and touching.
As soon as Josie entered the door, she saw Dionysus holding a wine glass and meditating on the moon. When someone came in, she first tilted her head slightly, and then slowly raised her eyelids. Instead of looking directly at the person, she rolled her eyes contemptuously After seeing the person coming, he turned his eyes away again.
From Josie's point of view, the corners of Dionysus's eyes are slightly upturned, and his eyes are narrow and deep. This set of movements looks very seductive, like a cat's paw scratching the bottom of your heart.
This is a good pretense, he scored ten points.
The emotional girl said to Dionysus respectfully, "Lord Dionysus, madam is here."
Dionysus waved her away, and after the girl left, only Dionysus and Josie were left in the room.
Dionysus put down his wine glass, stood up, frowned and asked Josie, "Why are you here again? Didn't I tell you not to appear in front of me again?"
Cannibals are soft-spoken and short-handed. Now that Josie wants to live in someone else's house, he naturally has to please the owner, even if the owner's attitude is so bad that he wants to beat him every minute.
Josie showed what she thought was the most sincere smile, "Don't say that, we are fiancee in name after all, we need to get along well."
Dionysus said disgustedly: "It's disgusting to laugh."
Josie's smile almost didn't hang on, in order not to freeze into a fool, he endured it!
"I have no place to go. Can I live here for a while? When I find a place to live, I'll leave right away and won't disturb you."
"Aren't you a golden apple? Just hang it on any tree?"
"........."
fuck your sister!Aphrodite was turned into a xxx, and I haven't seen her hanging out with a xxx!Why did he have to find a tree to hang it on!
Josie suppressed her anger and told herself not to be angry, but to smile, to smile.
"Although I'm a golden apple, I'm not good at learning, and I haven't mastered the method of turning back into an apple, so I can't find a tree to hang it on. Kind and lovely Lord Dionysus, please give me a place to live." , don’t ask for greatness, as long as you can sleep.”
"I do not want to see you."
"It's okay, I will stay quietly in the room when you are here, and I won't let you see my annoying face."
"I don't want to realize you're in my house."
"Uh, this is a bit difficult, why don't you find someone to hypnotize yourself?"
"I don't want you to live here!"
"If you can provide me with another place to live, I can live here."
Dionysus was shocked by Josie's thick skin, but he was not intimidated, and he still didn't let go, "You go to Hera to break the engagement, and I will agree with you to live here."
Josie thought that if he went to Hera to break off the engagement, Hera might think that he had a high chance of seducing Zeus, although he didn't know how he came to this conclusion, or how could a jealous woman's brain circuit be different? normal.Once Hera thinks that he is a threat to her, she will kill him, and he will be gameover. This path must never be taken.
But he told Dionysus directly that Dionysus would definitely not care about his life and death, and would force him to break off the engagement. Josie thought he had to find a reason not to break off the engagement.
Life is like a play, it depends on acting.
So, he pretended to be pitiful, and in order to make the effect realistic, he pinched his thigh and forced two crocodile tears, "Dionysus, you don't know how much you are in my eyes." Tall, so handsome, so beautiful, I fell in love with you deeply at the first sight of you, but you gave me to Hera..." Josie choked up just right.
Dionysus: ...
"Does it hurt so much for you to make my heart? Every second is a torment for me. I keep thinking about how to get closer to you. When Hera asked me, I couldn't help it, impulsive, Tell her I like you, I didn't expect her to admit our engagement, but at that moment the stars in my sky lit up, I was very happy, I felt that I could finally be with you, but..." Josie Covering his face and covering his expression of laughter, his voice couldn't help trembling because of the laughter, but to Dionysus, it sounded trembling from crying.
"I didn't expect to offend you. I warned myself not to appear in front of you to make you angry again, but I can't control my thoughts. It always makes me think of you inadvertently. I can't help but sneak a look at you." , but my heart is not satisfied, I want to live by your side, see your face, feel your breath, I'm sorry, I'm too greedy, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my fault."
Josie peeked at Dionysus' expression through his fingers, and sure enough, Dionysus looked shocked but also tangled.
Hmph, the gods who have not been bombarded by dog-blood dramas!Be afraid!Josie made a V in his heart.
Thanks to cc eight sets, thanks to Grandma Qiongyao, and thanks to Guangliang and Liang Jingru for giving him the courage to make his performance just now pretentious and artificial, even if he can't convince Dionysus, he can kill him!
Dionysus did not expect that Josie liked him as Hephaestus said.He was in a complicated mood for a while, seeing Josie crying so badly, it was rare for him to bear it.He reflected on whether he had gone too far. In fact, he knew in his heart that the main responsibility for the farce of the marriage contract was not Josie, but Hera's fault.Dionysus sighed at the thought of how hard it is for a lonely golden apple to survive on Mount Olympus.
"Then you can live here, but don't cause me any trouble."
Eh eh eh eh eh? ? ? ? ?
Dionysus agreed? !
Josie was stunned. Dionysus's reaction was different from what he had imagined. He thought that Dionysus would throw him out after being thundered, but he didn't expect him to agree to live with him. , it seems that Dionysus is not as bad as he imagined.
Dionysus called the maid and took Josie to an empty bedroom.
Josie, who arrived at the residence, rolled happily on the soft bed. He hadn't slept in bed for a long time, so happy.
After a while, Josie stared at the roof in a daze.
He was thinking that if he died, he might be able to return to the original world. It would be so difficult to find a place to live anywhere.
but……
Josie curled up, he didn't want to go back to the so-called home where the darkness and oppression made him breathless, and he couldn't see a glimmer of hope. No matter how bad the world was, it was still a new beginning for him , so he must live in this world no matter what, and then get happiness!
An unspeakable sense of loneliness surged up, and Josie closed her eyes, allowing herself to sink to the bottom.
The black figures gathered together to whisper and point at him.
"Look, that man's child."
"It's disgusting."
"Shameless."
"Stay away from him, who knows if he has any disease."
A black figure in the shape of a woman hugged Josie from behind, tears slid down her face without facial features, "I'm sorry, it's all mom's fault, mom is sorry for you, Josie is a good boy, don't become like me."
Josie opened her eyes, and the black shadow receded like a tide.
He turned over, he hadn't had such a dream for a long time.
On the other side, Dionysus rubbed the silver wine glass, thinking silently, is his rare soft-heartedness a good thing or a bad thing?
Article [-] of the Golden Apple Survival Guide: Life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills.
chapter08
Waking up early the next day, Josie had completely shaken off the shadow of the night before, and he was revived with blood. He patted his cheek and decided to ask Aphrodite for the golden apple with great ambition.
When eating breakfast, Josie wanted to cry with happiness again, meat!He finally got meat!So touched!
After breakfast, Josie wandered around the garden where he met Aphrodite yesterday, hoping to meet Aphrodite again, of course without Ares.
Josie's luck is very good, Aphrodite came to the garden alone today.
"Are you waiting for me?" Aphrodite blinked.
Josie nodded, "I have something to do with you."
"Do you want to continue what happened yesterday?"
"...No." Josie found that she would never be able to adapt to the overly straightforward Greek god.
Aphrodite said with some disappointment, "Then what do you want me to do?"
"I heard you have a golden apple with the inscription 'To the fairest goddess' engraved on it."
"I have this golden apple, why? You want it?"
"Can you?" Josie actually wanted to ask you to make a price. I want the item, but unfortunately he is poor now, and he only has one set of clothes all over his body, and this set of clothes does not belong to him.
"That apple is of no use to me. If you want it, of course I can give it to you, but there are conditions~"
oh! *!
Another condition!Why do these gods always like to trade conditions for conditions?What an annoyance!
"Come on, what's the condition?" Josie said weakly.
Aphrodite suddenly approached Josie and whispered in his ear, "If you make me happy, I will give you the golden apple."
Of course, Josie would not foolishly ask how to make her happy. After what happened yesterday, Josie figured out with her feet what the happy things Aphrodite was referring to.
But Aphrodite is someone else's wife, he has principles in his life, and he will never be the king next door!
So, he said to Aphrodite: "No problem, but there is not only one way to make you happy. If I make you happy in other ways, you have to fulfill your promise."
Aphrodite became interested, "Other methods? Yes, come and try it. As long as it makes me feel happy, I will give you the golden apple. Don't worry, I won't break my promise."
Since Aphrodite is the god of love and beauty, you must impress her with love. Josie was the one who memorized the [-] things a couple must do in order to pretend to be a stupid roommate. Now that I think about it, he is really good in China Roommate, the world is so good, even though I said too much, I was in tears, but I didn't expect to use it now. He believed that there must be one of them that could impress Aphrodite.
First things first: go shopping hand in hand.
Hmm...pass, try to avoid all physical contact.
The second thing: take the Ferris wheel together... pass!Where did he go to build a Ferris wheel? !
The third thing: go to church together... pass!Christianity is another pantheon.
The fourth thing: raising a puppy together...pass!The cycle is too long!
The fifth thing: watch the sunrise and sunset together.
This is okay, but now it’s dawn, Zhizhi went to watch the sunset in the evening, during this period, find other things to do first.
Josie sifted through the possibilities in his head and found a few that he thought could be done.
No.14 things: grow flowers together.
Josie looked around. They were in the garden, and they could use local materials.
"Let's plant flowers," Josie said.
Aphrodite was a little puzzled when Josie suddenly said that she wanted to plant flowers, "Why plant flowers?"
Josie smiled without saying a word, but looked at Aphrodite with expectant eyes. As for why a couple should plant flowers, he, a single dog, doesn't know.
Watched by Josie with earnest eyes, Aphrodite couldn't refuse his request at all, after all, a hero is sad for a beauty (?).
Josie carefully looked at the surrounding flowers and plants, looking for a target that could be attacked, and finally locked on a clump of purple-blue flowers that could not be named.
That's it, looks good to dig.
Then Josie discovered, sadly, that he didn't have any tools.
"Well, Aphrodite, can you conjure a shovel? That's what you use to grow flowers."
"..." Aphrodite was a little speechless, she was helplessly empty, and a tool like a shovel appeared out of thin air.
Josie took it happily, praising that having supernatural power is convenient.
He knelt down and started digging up the small purple-blue flower. Aphrodite asked him, "What are you doing?"
"Digging flowers." Josie answered naturally.
"What are you doing digging flowers? Don't you mean planting flowers?"
"Dig the flowers before planting them."
"...Isn't that just shifting the flowers? Can it be considered as growing flowers?"
Only then did Josie notice this problem. He first "..." for a while, and then argued, "Don't pay attention to these details. We mainly plant not flowers, but feelings. Do you understand feelings?"
"...Okay." Aphrodite silently classified Josie as the type with a long face but no brain.
Josie dug out the flower, and handed the flower and the shovel to Aphrodite, "It's up to you, you plant it."
Facing the brainless Josie, Aphrodite swallowed the questions in her mouth, silently took the flowers and the shovel, and found a piece of land to plant the flowers on.
Planting flowers together is complete!However, Aphrodite didn't seem very interested, it seemed that he still had to work hard.
Next thing: fly a kite together.
Flying a kite together is a must-have skill for picking up girls, Josie thought, and he learned the whole set of kite-making methods for this.
There are three main things you need to make a kite: a thin stick, string and paper.
After Josie came here, he hadn’t seen any paper yet. He estimated the time and guessed that parchment was still used in Greece at this time. Since there was no paper, he could use thinner and lighter parchment instead.
Josie asked Aphrodite to get these things. First, she made a rhombus shape with thin sticks, drew out the approximate frame of the kite, and then tied them with thin wires, then covered the parchment on the shelf, and punched holes with the wires. Bound, and then cut three slender kite tails.
Aphrodite looked at Josie's work curiously, she had never seen anyone do anything like this before, "What are you doing?"
"I'm making a kite."
It was the first time for Aphrodite to hear this unfamiliar vocabulary, "What is a kite?"
"It's a toy that can fly in the sky."
"Flying in the sky?" Aphrodite was very surprised that this seemingly simple thing could actually fly in the sky, "You infused it with divine power?"
"No, it doesn't need divine power, it just uses the difference in air pressure, uh... it just uses the power of the wind god." Josie changed to an explanation that fit Aphrodite's understanding.
"It's amazing." Aphrodite couldn't help admiring, and couldn't help reaching out to caress the kite.
Seeing this, Josie simply handed the whole kite to her. Aphrodite was taken aback. The kite looked so fragile that it could be broken into two pieces with a light hand.
Josie said to Aphrodite: "Great God of Love and Beauty, now please give this kite a beautiful pattern, and make it the most beautiful kite that suits you."
"You want me to draw patterns on this?" Aphrodite's eyes shone with joy.
Josie nodded. In fact, if he hadn't been taught art by a physical education teacher back then, he would have taken it on his own.
Aphrodite happily drew what she thought was the most beautiful pattern on the kite. After finishing the painting, Josie looked embarrassed.
It’s not that Aphrodite’s painting is not good, on the contrary, her painting skills are very superb, and it can be called lifelike, but the content of her painting is really painful. She painted her own body, yes, herself Her naked body, she thinks the most beautiful thing in the world is her naked body.
Sure enough, the Greek gods all had a sense of confidence.
"How is it?" Aphrodite asked Josie holding a kite.
Josie really wanted to say that this is a harmonious rhythm to be placed in jj, but in order to get the golden apple, he said against his will: "Very good, very good, good can't be better."
Being praised, Aphrodite was also very happy, "Let's put it in the sky."
Josie resisted the urge to vomit blood and nodded with a smile, "Okay."
After explaining to Aphrodite how to fly a kite, he asked Aphrodite to hold one end of the string, then he raised the kite high and shouted to Aphrodite: "The wind is coming, run! "
Aphrodite ran against the wind, Josie let go of the wind, and the kite rose into the sky against the west wind.
Aphrodite shouted happily: "Fly up! Fly up! So high!"
Josie looked up at the kite in the sky, thinking silently, does this count as spreading bad information in public?However, he believed that even if other gods saw the pattern on the kite, with their lower limit, most of them would ask for one card from Aphrodite.
Aphrodite happily played the kite with Josie for half an afternoon. Josie touched her drenched temple hair, thinking of going back to take a hot bath at night.
At this time, a handkerchief exuding a faint fragrance was handed to Josie, and Aphrodite said softly, "Wipe your sweat."
Josie took the handkerchief, thanked her, put away the wet handkerchief after wiping off her sweat, and said to Aphrodite, "I will return the handkerchief to you tomorrow after it is cleaned."
Aphrodite pursed her lips and smiled, "No, just keep it if you like."
Josie would love to ask which eye of yours saw me liking this handkerchief?Am I being polite?
Aphrodite raised the kite and shook it, then said a little shyly, "Can I have this?"
"This was originally intended for you." Josie said in her heart that you should take it away quickly, the naked body on it flashed so badly that my eyes hurt!
As for the activity of flying a kite, which somehow became popular among the Greek gods, and it also had the meaning of Yanara, Josie could only light the wax for Marco Polo more than 1000 years in advance.
Article [-] of the Golden Apple Survival Guide: Never be the king next door!
chapter09
After flying the kite, the afternoon passed. Josie glanced at the setting sun and said to Aphrodite, "Let's go and watch the sunset. I know a place that is very suitable for watching the sunset."
This place was accidentally discovered by Josie while wandering around on Olympus. It has a wide view and beautiful scenery, and it has become a popular tourist attraction now.
Aphrodite came here after Josie. Although she still had doubts in her heart, after experiencing the kite incident just now, she was full of curiosity about what Josie would do next. She felt fresh.
Josie found a place with a relatively gentle slope and sat down, beckoning to Aphrodite, "Come, come, sit here, this is the VIP seat."
Aphrodite walked over and sat down next to Josie, holding up her skirt and asked, "What is a VIP seat?"
"Uh... it's a seat specially prepared for God."
The setting sun slowly sinking into the valley dyed the location where Josie and the others were in a warm and soft orange, and everything was covered with a layer of gold.
It is easy for people to sink into their own thoughts in such an atmosphere. Neither Josie nor Aphrodite spoke, but quietly watched the sunset disappear bit by bit like a melted egg yolk.
It was the first time for Aphrodite to watch the sun set quietly. If she wanted, she could even step on Apollo's sun chariot and become tomorrow in the eyes of mortals, but this time she clearly felt Where does praise to God come from.
What a beautiful sunset it is!This is a landscape that only God can create!
The beauty of this magnificent scenery made her cry.
"Alas~ Looking at the sun, I feel like eating salted duck eggs, the ones with a lot of oil."
"..." Aphrodite's newly brewed emotions were destroyed by Josie's words, and she couldn't help but say to Josie: "Shut up! A man without interest!"
Josie: (⊙x⊙;)
"Sometimes I find that I can't understand what you say, are all of you golden apples like this?"
Josie: (⊙x⊙;)
"...You can talk now."
"I don't know about that," Josie replied, "I haven't seen any other talking golden apples yet, I'll ask you next time I see them, but I think a handsome and handsome apple like me The golden apple should be the only one."
"…………thank you."
"You're welcome, it is my honor to serve the goddess."
"You better shut up."
Josie: (⊙x⊙;)
Watch the sunset together!
When the sun had completely sunk, the Goddess of the Night drove a black carriage into the sky and scattered a brilliant stardust. Josie looked up at the starry sky.
Aphrodite saw Josie staring up at the night sky, thinking that there was something in the sky, and looked up, but saw nothing, "What are you looking at?"
Josie replied, "I'm looking for constellations."
It is said that if a boy can find out the exact position and name of the constellation, girls will think that he is knowledgeable and increase their favorability towards him.
It's a pity that Josie has never been able to tell who is who in those constellations. He always thinks that the stars are not all the same.
Aphrodite pointed to the large and small spoon-shaped constellations in the north and said, "That's the Ursa Major and Ursa Minor." Then she pointed to a W-shaped constellation next to her and said, "That's Tianhou, and next to it It's Perseus, with Aries, Taurus, and Orion to the west, Sagittarius to the south, Libra, made up of the brightest stars in the east, and Leo, Virgo, and Bootes directly overhead."
Josie: ………
What's the matter with this feeling of wanting to worship Xueba?
Josie couldn't help looking at Aphrodite, and it happened that Aphrodite also turned her head to look at him. Josie saw the stars shining in Aphrodite's charming eyes, which were so bright that they were like broken pieces. Shine like a diamond.
Aphrodite bent the corners of her eyes, and her eyes were full of smiles.
Josie suddenly understood why Aphrodite is the most perfect image of a lover in everyone's heart, not only because of her attractive appearance, but also because when she looks at you, her eyes are full of love for you. Affection, just one glance, you will plunge into it without hesitation, unable to extricate yourself, the most irresistible thing for human beings is often affection.
Josie couldn't help thinking, would he meet his exclusive Aphrodite one day?
Only tempted by him, only affectionate to him.
At that time, will he also live a happy life with that person like in the fairy tale?
Josie laughed at herself, what was she thinking?Do you believe in fairy tales?
He cheered up and said to Aphrodite, "Are you happy today?"
"Open..." Aphrodite turned her mouth when she said that, if she said she was happy, then she had to keep her promise to give the golden apple to Josie. Once she gave the golden apple to Josie, she and The contact between Josie was broken, she is still full of interest in Josie, and she doesn't want to let go yet, "It's okay, I hope you can make persistent efforts tomorrow."
Hearing this answer, Josie was not disappointed either. He already knew that Aphrodite would not let him go easily, and he was ready for a long-term war of resistance.
"It's getting late, I'll take you back." Josie said, sending a girl home at night is a gentleman's behavior.
"You give me?"
"Yeah, what's the problem?"
Aphrodite smiled, "It's not bad if I send you off, it's only dangerous for a person like you to walk at night."
When Josie thought about it, what she said seemed to be quite right. Compared with Aphrodite, he, a powerless person, was quite dangerous walking around on Mount Olympus in the middle of the night. Thousands of trees and thousands of chrysanthemums bloomed by accident. It would be safer to ask Aphrodite to send him back. The most important thing is that he doesn't have to rely on two legs to crawl slowly.
"Then trouble you."
"fine."
…………
When he was about to reach the bedroom of Dionysus, Josie stopped, "Just send me here."
Aphrodite raised her eyebrows, "What? You are strict with your husband?"
"…………you think too much."
Hermes and Josie said that Aphrodite's lovers were all over Mount Olympus, and Dionysus probably had an affair with her. He saw Josie and Aphrodite go back together , you have to peel off his skin, think about Ares, a living example, Josie doesn't want to be
Action preceded consciousness. Before Josie could react, his body had already hid behind a bush next to him.
Josie was about to kneel, where was the two of them, but they were blocked on the only way out of the garden, what would he do!Can you listen to them making love!Josie felt like crying in embarrassment.
With a glimpse just now, Josie recognized one of them as Aphrodite, the god of love and beauty whom she had seen at the last banquet. .And the other one, Josie only saw his eight-pack abs and didn't see his face clearly.
Josie thought of the gossip that Hermes chatted with him. It is said that the god of love and beauty had an affair with most of the male gods on Olympus. A candle, the grassland on his head should be able to run a horse.
The bang bang bang is still going on, Josie's blushing from the beginning to the impatience later, when will it end, wow!
Josie started counting the number of leaves on one side branch boredly, and after counting twice, it was not over there, so Josie had to count the third time.Halfway through the count, there was finally no sound from there. Just as Josie was about to leave happily, she heard Aphrodite say, "The one behind the bushes has been staying for so long, why don't you come out and meet her."
wtf!Co-author Aphrodite knew he was hiding here from the beginning? !
Josie was so embarrassed that she wanted to cover her face.
Now that he was discovered, Josie had no choice but to bite the bullet and go out. He raised his paw, trying not to look so embarrassed: "Hey, what a coincidence, you are also coming to the garden. I have something to do. I'll go first, bye~"
Before Josie took a step, Aphrodite said with a smile: "Oh, isn't this a golden apple~ I've wanted to see you for a long time, but unfortunately I haven't seen you, and I couldn't at the last birthday party." Say hello to you well, what a pity, I finally saw you this time."
Josie laughed dryly, but wondered why one or two of these goddesses wanted to see him, could it be the golden apple effect?Or does he have his own aura of attracting goddesses?
Aphrodite walked over slowly, touched Josie's face with her hand, and sighed: "The skin is so tender." Then she slid her fingers across Josie's cheeks, chin, and Adam's apple, and made a slight turn around the collarbone, Then all the way down, the fingertips were full of provocation.
Josie grabbed Aphrodite's hand eating his tofu, and said earnestly, "The goddess respects herself!"
Aphrodite laughed when she heard this, "You are so interesting."
As he spoke, he pinned the hair hanging by the ear to the back of the ear. There was both the delicacy of a girl and the sexiness of a mature woman in the action. It was indeed the most beautiful image of a lover in everyone's heart.
Aphrodite pulled out the hand that was caught by Josie, pointed at Josie's chest and said softly: "I like you very much, do you want to come with us?"
Fuck!The Greek gods are indeed open!The person you fucked just now is still standing there!
Josie raised her head and turned her gaze to the hard-pressed man who was ntr'd at the scene, and it was not surprising to see that handsome face darken.
The man gave Josie a hard look, and Josie looked back innocently.
Dude, it's not my fault, it's your partner who climbed the wall by himself!
And Aphrodite seemed unaware of the atmosphere of the Shura field, and she continued to persuade Josie to join them, "Aren't three people very interesting? Or, do you want to be alone with me..." The second half of her words I didn't say it, but it was more ambiguous than saying it.
Josie wanted to say to Aphrodite: Darling!Don't you see that your mistress is on the verge of berserk!If you go on talking, it is estimated that the two of us will be hacked to death by him here!
The man strode over and pushed Josie away, saying to Josie, "Stay away from her!"
Josie: ... Nima, Aphrodite is close to him from the beginning to the end!
Aphrodite continued to stimulate the bitter man, "What? Baby, you don't want to be together?"
The bitter man held back his anger and whispered Aphrodite's name, "Aphrodite! Don't challenge my bottom line!"
Aphrodite puffed up her cheeks, "Ares, don't be so narrow-minded."
It was only at this time that Josie knew that this hard-working man turned out to be Ares, the god of war, which made him even more frightened. Ares is famous for his mania, and maybe he sent him to Hades Palace on impulse. Will it change from time-traveling text to rebirth text?
Josie thought it better for him to hasten to show that he would not be with Aphrodite, so he said, "I am Dionysus' fiancée, and I will not betray him."
Aphrodite dissatisfied: "Dionysus has no sentimentality at all, what's so good about him."
Josie: ... ... This sentence contains a little more information. How did Aphrodite know that Dionysus had no flair? Could it be that the two of them had an affair?
Veins popped up on Ares' forehead, "Aphrodite! I said don't challenge my bottom line!"
Josie couldn't help but took a step back, Ares was about to turn black!
Seeing that Ares was really angry, Aphrodite quickly comforted him: "Haha, it's just a joke, don't be so excited, of course you are my favorite~" Then, she wrapped her arms around Ares. neck, and furtively winks at Josie.
Seeing this, Josie immediately put oil on her feet and ran away.
joke!If you don't run now, wait for a while, are you waiting for Ares to punch him to death!
After running a certain distance, Josie couldn't help but glanced back, and happened to meet Aphrodite's eyes, Aphrodite gave him a wink, Josie turned her head quickly, and missed the corner of Aphrodite's mouth A determined smile floated up.
Golden Apple Survival Guide No. [-]: Hmm... In short, light the wax for Hephaestus!
chapter07
Josie, who had escaped from the claws, was terrified. Only then did he remember that he forgot to ask Aphrodite for the golden apple, but he couldn't speak in that situation just now.
In Greek mythology, where moral integrity is everywhere, tauren are indeed everywhere.
Josie thought sadly, not long after passing through, he offended Gaia, although he had no idea why he offended Gaia, Dionysus, and now Ares, he himself had It's not to attract the aura of the goddess, but to pull the aura of hatred!It's a scam, isn't it!The gold fingers that the promised traversers have!
Please allow him to make a sad face.
As the sun was setting, Ye Shen also set off from Hades in a black horse-drawn carriage.
Josie saw that the sun was about to set, and the night was approaching, and he was a little worried about where to sleep tonight. He was in the sky two days ago, and he was frozen into a gorgeous flower in the cold wind at night. Tonight, he wanted to find Stay in a shelter from the wind.
After thinking about it for a long time, he felt that the only place he could go was Dionysus's place. After all, he was also his nominal fiancée, so he wouldn't even be given a place to sleep.
However, Josh forgot that he had just been thrown from Mount Olympus by Dionysus in front of him.
Josie wrapped her clothes tightly and set off towards Dionysus' bedroom.
After another arduous journey, Josie came to the door of Dionysus' bedroom again. Coincidentally, he met the two girls from last time again.
"Meet you again, how are you?" Josie greeted them this time. In order to be able to live here, Josie must first establish a good relationship.
The two girls looked at Josie curiously with their big watery eyes. They were obviously not as reserved as last time this time. One of them said to Josie, "Are you looking for Lord Dionysus again?"
"Yes." Josie replied, but he hoped that Dionysus would not be there so that he could live in the name of Dionysus' fiancée. It took a lot of effort.
"Lord Dionysus is just here, that's great."
"...Well, that's great..." Josie burst into tears, Oh!Why is he here!Didn't the Greek gods just go to the world to have fun?
"Please come with us, we will take you to see the adults."
Josie had no choice but to follow her sister to meet Dionysus.
Dionysus was tasting his newly brewed wine facing the bright moon at this time. The purple wine had a deceptive translucency under the moonlight, but this beauty was far inferior to the hand holding the silver wine cup. .The five fingers of that hand were slender, with well-defined knuckles and round nails. Under the moonlight, there was a glowing porcelain white feeling, making one unable to resist kissing and touching.
As soon as Josie entered the door, she saw Dionysus holding a wine glass and meditating on the moon. When someone came in, she first tilted her head slightly, and then slowly raised her eyelids. Instead of looking directly at the person, she rolled her eyes contemptuously After seeing the person coming, he turned his eyes away again.
From Josie's point of view, the corners of Dionysus's eyes are slightly upturned, and his eyes are narrow and deep. This set of movements looks very seductive, like a cat's paw scratching the bottom of your heart.
This is a good pretense, he scored ten points.
The emotional girl said to Dionysus respectfully, "Lord Dionysus, madam is here."
Dionysus waved her away, and after the girl left, only Dionysus and Josie were left in the room.
Dionysus put down his wine glass, stood up, frowned and asked Josie, "Why are you here again? Didn't I tell you not to appear in front of me again?"
Cannibals are soft-spoken and short-handed. Now that Josie wants to live in someone else's house, he naturally has to please the owner, even if the owner's attitude is so bad that he wants to beat him every minute.
Josie showed what she thought was the most sincere smile, "Don't say that, we are fiancee in name after all, we need to get along well."
Dionysus said disgustedly: "It's disgusting to laugh."
Josie's smile almost didn't hang on, in order not to freeze into a fool, he endured it!
"I have no place to go. Can I live here for a while? When I find a place to live, I'll leave right away and won't disturb you."
"Aren't you a golden apple? Just hang it on any tree?"
"........."
fuck your sister!Aphrodite was turned into a xxx, and I haven't seen her hanging out with a xxx!Why did he have to find a tree to hang it on!
Josie suppressed her anger and told herself not to be angry, but to smile, to smile.
"Although I'm a golden apple, I'm not good at learning, and I haven't mastered the method of turning back into an apple, so I can't find a tree to hang it on. Kind and lovely Lord Dionysus, please give me a place to live." , don’t ask for greatness, as long as you can sleep.”
"I do not want to see you."
"It's okay, I will stay quietly in the room when you are here, and I won't let you see my annoying face."
"I don't want to realize you're in my house."
"Uh, this is a bit difficult, why don't you find someone to hypnotize yourself?"
"I don't want you to live here!"
"If you can provide me with another place to live, I can live here."
Dionysus was shocked by Josie's thick skin, but he was not intimidated, and he still didn't let go, "You go to Hera to break the engagement, and I will agree with you to live here."
Josie thought that if he went to Hera to break off the engagement, Hera might think that he had a high chance of seducing Zeus, although he didn't know how he came to this conclusion, or how could a jealous woman's brain circuit be different? normal.Once Hera thinks that he is a threat to her, she will kill him, and he will be gameover. This path must never be taken.
But he told Dionysus directly that Dionysus would definitely not care about his life and death, and would force him to break off the engagement. Josie thought he had to find a reason not to break off the engagement.
Life is like a play, it depends on acting.
So, he pretended to be pitiful, and in order to make the effect realistic, he pinched his thigh and forced two crocodile tears, "Dionysus, you don't know how much you are in my eyes." Tall, so handsome, so beautiful, I fell in love with you deeply at the first sight of you, but you gave me to Hera..." Josie choked up just right.
Dionysus: ...
"Does it hurt so much for you to make my heart? Every second is a torment for me. I keep thinking about how to get closer to you. When Hera asked me, I couldn't help it, impulsive, Tell her I like you, I didn't expect her to admit our engagement, but at that moment the stars in my sky lit up, I was very happy, I felt that I could finally be with you, but..." Josie Covering his face and covering his expression of laughter, his voice couldn't help trembling because of the laughter, but to Dionysus, it sounded trembling from crying.
"I didn't expect to offend you. I warned myself not to appear in front of you to make you angry again, but I can't control my thoughts. It always makes me think of you inadvertently. I can't help but sneak a look at you." , but my heart is not satisfied, I want to live by your side, see your face, feel your breath, I'm sorry, I'm too greedy, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my fault."
Josie peeked at Dionysus' expression through his fingers, and sure enough, Dionysus looked shocked but also tangled.
Hmph, the gods who have not been bombarded by dog-blood dramas!Be afraid!Josie made a V in his heart.
Thanks to cc eight sets, thanks to Grandma Qiongyao, and thanks to Guangliang and Liang Jingru for giving him the courage to make his performance just now pretentious and artificial, even if he can't convince Dionysus, he can kill him!
Dionysus did not expect that Josie liked him as Hephaestus said.He was in a complicated mood for a while, seeing Josie crying so badly, it was rare for him to bear it.He reflected on whether he had gone too far. In fact, he knew in his heart that the main responsibility for the farce of the marriage contract was not Josie, but Hera's fault.Dionysus sighed at the thought of how hard it is for a lonely golden apple to survive on Mount Olympus.
"Then you can live here, but don't cause me any trouble."
Eh eh eh eh eh? ? ? ? ?
Dionysus agreed? !
Josie was stunned. Dionysus's reaction was different from what he had imagined. He thought that Dionysus would throw him out after being thundered, but he didn't expect him to agree to live with him. , it seems that Dionysus is not as bad as he imagined.
Dionysus called the maid and took Josie to an empty bedroom.
Josie, who arrived at the residence, rolled happily on the soft bed. He hadn't slept in bed for a long time, so happy.
After a while, Josie stared at the roof in a daze.
He was thinking that if he died, he might be able to return to the original world. It would be so difficult to find a place to live anywhere.
but……
Josie curled up, he didn't want to go back to the so-called home where the darkness and oppression made him breathless, and he couldn't see a glimmer of hope. No matter how bad the world was, it was still a new beginning for him , so he must live in this world no matter what, and then get happiness!
An unspeakable sense of loneliness surged up, and Josie closed her eyes, allowing herself to sink to the bottom.
The black figures gathered together to whisper and point at him.
"Look, that man's child."
"It's disgusting."
"Shameless."
"Stay away from him, who knows if he has any disease."
A black figure in the shape of a woman hugged Josie from behind, tears slid down her face without facial features, "I'm sorry, it's all mom's fault, mom is sorry for you, Josie is a good boy, don't become like me."
Josie opened her eyes, and the black shadow receded like a tide.
He turned over, he hadn't had such a dream for a long time.
On the other side, Dionysus rubbed the silver wine glass, thinking silently, is his rare soft-heartedness a good thing or a bad thing?
Article [-] of the Golden Apple Survival Guide: Life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills.
chapter08
Waking up early the next day, Josie had completely shaken off the shadow of the night before, and he was revived with blood. He patted his cheek and decided to ask Aphrodite for the golden apple with great ambition.
When eating breakfast, Josie wanted to cry with happiness again, meat!He finally got meat!So touched!
After breakfast, Josie wandered around the garden where he met Aphrodite yesterday, hoping to meet Aphrodite again, of course without Ares.
Josie's luck is very good, Aphrodite came to the garden alone today.
"Are you waiting for me?" Aphrodite blinked.
Josie nodded, "I have something to do with you."
"Do you want to continue what happened yesterday?"
"...No." Josie found that she would never be able to adapt to the overly straightforward Greek god.
Aphrodite said with some disappointment, "Then what do you want me to do?"
"I heard you have a golden apple with the inscription 'To the fairest goddess' engraved on it."
"I have this golden apple, why? You want it?"
"Can you?" Josie actually wanted to ask you to make a price. I want the item, but unfortunately he is poor now, and he only has one set of clothes all over his body, and this set of clothes does not belong to him.
"That apple is of no use to me. If you want it, of course I can give it to you, but there are conditions~"
oh! *!
Another condition!Why do these gods always like to trade conditions for conditions?What an annoyance!
"Come on, what's the condition?" Josie said weakly.
Aphrodite suddenly approached Josie and whispered in his ear, "If you make me happy, I will give you the golden apple."
Of course, Josie would not foolishly ask how to make her happy. After what happened yesterday, Josie figured out with her feet what the happy things Aphrodite was referring to.
But Aphrodite is someone else's wife, he has principles in his life, and he will never be the king next door!
So, he said to Aphrodite: "No problem, but there is not only one way to make you happy. If I make you happy in other ways, you have to fulfill your promise."
Aphrodite became interested, "Other methods? Yes, come and try it. As long as it makes me feel happy, I will give you the golden apple. Don't worry, I won't break my promise."
Since Aphrodite is the god of love and beauty, you must impress her with love. Josie was the one who memorized the [-] things a couple must do in order to pretend to be a stupid roommate. Now that I think about it, he is really good in China Roommate, the world is so good, even though I said too much, I was in tears, but I didn't expect to use it now. He believed that there must be one of them that could impress Aphrodite.
First things first: go shopping hand in hand.
Hmm...pass, try to avoid all physical contact.
The second thing: take the Ferris wheel together... pass!Where did he go to build a Ferris wheel? !
The third thing: go to church together... pass!Christianity is another pantheon.
The fourth thing: raising a puppy together...pass!The cycle is too long!
The fifth thing: watch the sunrise and sunset together.
This is okay, but now it’s dawn, Zhizhi went to watch the sunset in the evening, during this period, find other things to do first.
Josie sifted through the possibilities in his head and found a few that he thought could be done.
No.14 things: grow flowers together.
Josie looked around. They were in the garden, and they could use local materials.
"Let's plant flowers," Josie said.
Aphrodite was a little puzzled when Josie suddenly said that she wanted to plant flowers, "Why plant flowers?"
Josie smiled without saying a word, but looked at Aphrodite with expectant eyes. As for why a couple should plant flowers, he, a single dog, doesn't know.
Watched by Josie with earnest eyes, Aphrodite couldn't refuse his request at all, after all, a hero is sad for a beauty (?).
Josie carefully looked at the surrounding flowers and plants, looking for a target that could be attacked, and finally locked on a clump of purple-blue flowers that could not be named.
That's it, looks good to dig.
Then Josie discovered, sadly, that he didn't have any tools.
"Well, Aphrodite, can you conjure a shovel? That's what you use to grow flowers."
"..." Aphrodite was a little speechless, she was helplessly empty, and a tool like a shovel appeared out of thin air.
Josie took it happily, praising that having supernatural power is convenient.
He knelt down and started digging up the small purple-blue flower. Aphrodite asked him, "What are you doing?"
"Digging flowers." Josie answered naturally.
"What are you doing digging flowers? Don't you mean planting flowers?"
"Dig the flowers before planting them."
"...Isn't that just shifting the flowers? Can it be considered as growing flowers?"
Only then did Josie notice this problem. He first "..." for a while, and then argued, "Don't pay attention to these details. We mainly plant not flowers, but feelings. Do you understand feelings?"
"...Okay." Aphrodite silently classified Josie as the type with a long face but no brain.
Josie dug out the flower, and handed the flower and the shovel to Aphrodite, "It's up to you, you plant it."
Facing the brainless Josie, Aphrodite swallowed the questions in her mouth, silently took the flowers and the shovel, and found a piece of land to plant the flowers on.
Planting flowers together is complete!However, Aphrodite didn't seem very interested, it seemed that he still had to work hard.
Next thing: fly a kite together.
Flying a kite together is a must-have skill for picking up girls, Josie thought, and he learned the whole set of kite-making methods for this.
There are three main things you need to make a kite: a thin stick, string and paper.
After Josie came here, he hadn’t seen any paper yet. He estimated the time and guessed that parchment was still used in Greece at this time. Since there was no paper, he could use thinner and lighter parchment instead.
Josie asked Aphrodite to get these things. First, she made a rhombus shape with thin sticks, drew out the approximate frame of the kite, and then tied them with thin wires, then covered the parchment on the shelf, and punched holes with the wires. Bound, and then cut three slender kite tails.
Aphrodite looked at Josie's work curiously, she had never seen anyone do anything like this before, "What are you doing?"
"I'm making a kite."
It was the first time for Aphrodite to hear this unfamiliar vocabulary, "What is a kite?"
"It's a toy that can fly in the sky."
"Flying in the sky?" Aphrodite was very surprised that this seemingly simple thing could actually fly in the sky, "You infused it with divine power?"
"No, it doesn't need divine power, it just uses the difference in air pressure, uh... it just uses the power of the wind god." Josie changed to an explanation that fit Aphrodite's understanding.
"It's amazing." Aphrodite couldn't help admiring, and couldn't help reaching out to caress the kite.
Seeing this, Josie simply handed the whole kite to her. Aphrodite was taken aback. The kite looked so fragile that it could be broken into two pieces with a light hand.
Josie said to Aphrodite: "Great God of Love and Beauty, now please give this kite a beautiful pattern, and make it the most beautiful kite that suits you."
"You want me to draw patterns on this?" Aphrodite's eyes shone with joy.
Josie nodded. In fact, if he hadn't been taught art by a physical education teacher back then, he would have taken it on his own.
Aphrodite happily drew what she thought was the most beautiful pattern on the kite. After finishing the painting, Josie looked embarrassed.
It’s not that Aphrodite’s painting is not good, on the contrary, her painting skills are very superb, and it can be called lifelike, but the content of her painting is really painful. She painted her own body, yes, herself Her naked body, she thinks the most beautiful thing in the world is her naked body.
Sure enough, the Greek gods all had a sense of confidence.
"How is it?" Aphrodite asked Josie holding a kite.
Josie really wanted to say that this is a harmonious rhythm to be placed in jj, but in order to get the golden apple, he said against his will: "Very good, very good, good can't be better."
Being praised, Aphrodite was also very happy, "Let's put it in the sky."
Josie resisted the urge to vomit blood and nodded with a smile, "Okay."
After explaining to Aphrodite how to fly a kite, he asked Aphrodite to hold one end of the string, then he raised the kite high and shouted to Aphrodite: "The wind is coming, run! "
Aphrodite ran against the wind, Josie let go of the wind, and the kite rose into the sky against the west wind.
Aphrodite shouted happily: "Fly up! Fly up! So high!"
Josie looked up at the kite in the sky, thinking silently, does this count as spreading bad information in public?However, he believed that even if other gods saw the pattern on the kite, with their lower limit, most of them would ask for one card from Aphrodite.
Aphrodite happily played the kite with Josie for half an afternoon. Josie touched her drenched temple hair, thinking of going back to take a hot bath at night.
At this time, a handkerchief exuding a faint fragrance was handed to Josie, and Aphrodite said softly, "Wipe your sweat."
Josie took the handkerchief, thanked her, put away the wet handkerchief after wiping off her sweat, and said to Aphrodite, "I will return the handkerchief to you tomorrow after it is cleaned."
Aphrodite pursed her lips and smiled, "No, just keep it if you like."
Josie would love to ask which eye of yours saw me liking this handkerchief?Am I being polite?
Aphrodite raised the kite and shook it, then said a little shyly, "Can I have this?"
"This was originally intended for you." Josie said in her heart that you should take it away quickly, the naked body on it flashed so badly that my eyes hurt!
As for the activity of flying a kite, which somehow became popular among the Greek gods, and it also had the meaning of Yanara, Josie could only light the wax for Marco Polo more than 1000 years in advance.
Article [-] of the Golden Apple Survival Guide: Never be the king next door!
chapter09
After flying the kite, the afternoon passed. Josie glanced at the setting sun and said to Aphrodite, "Let's go and watch the sunset. I know a place that is very suitable for watching the sunset."
This place was accidentally discovered by Josie while wandering around on Olympus. It has a wide view and beautiful scenery, and it has become a popular tourist attraction now.
Aphrodite came here after Josie. Although she still had doubts in her heart, after experiencing the kite incident just now, she was full of curiosity about what Josie would do next. She felt fresh.
Josie found a place with a relatively gentle slope and sat down, beckoning to Aphrodite, "Come, come, sit here, this is the VIP seat."
Aphrodite walked over and sat down next to Josie, holding up her skirt and asked, "What is a VIP seat?"
"Uh... it's a seat specially prepared for God."
The setting sun slowly sinking into the valley dyed the location where Josie and the others were in a warm and soft orange, and everything was covered with a layer of gold.
It is easy for people to sink into their own thoughts in such an atmosphere. Neither Josie nor Aphrodite spoke, but quietly watched the sunset disappear bit by bit like a melted egg yolk.
It was the first time for Aphrodite to watch the sun set quietly. If she wanted, she could even step on Apollo's sun chariot and become tomorrow in the eyes of mortals, but this time she clearly felt Where does praise to God come from.
What a beautiful sunset it is!This is a landscape that only God can create!
The beauty of this magnificent scenery made her cry.
"Alas~ Looking at the sun, I feel like eating salted duck eggs, the ones with a lot of oil."
"..." Aphrodite's newly brewed emotions were destroyed by Josie's words, and she couldn't help but say to Josie: "Shut up! A man without interest!"
Josie: (⊙x⊙;)
"Sometimes I find that I can't understand what you say, are all of you golden apples like this?"
Josie: (⊙x⊙;)
"...You can talk now."
"I don't know about that," Josie replied, "I haven't seen any other talking golden apples yet, I'll ask you next time I see them, but I think a handsome and handsome apple like me The golden apple should be the only one."
"…………thank you."
"You're welcome, it is my honor to serve the goddess."
"You better shut up."
Josie: (⊙x⊙;)
Watch the sunset together!
When the sun had completely sunk, the Goddess of the Night drove a black carriage into the sky and scattered a brilliant stardust. Josie looked up at the starry sky.
Aphrodite saw Josie staring up at the night sky, thinking that there was something in the sky, and looked up, but saw nothing, "What are you looking at?"
Josie replied, "I'm looking for constellations."
It is said that if a boy can find out the exact position and name of the constellation, girls will think that he is knowledgeable and increase their favorability towards him.
It's a pity that Josie has never been able to tell who is who in those constellations. He always thinks that the stars are not all the same.
Aphrodite pointed to the large and small spoon-shaped constellations in the north and said, "That's the Ursa Major and Ursa Minor." Then she pointed to a W-shaped constellation next to her and said, "That's Tianhou, and next to it It's Perseus, with Aries, Taurus, and Orion to the west, Sagittarius to the south, Libra, made up of the brightest stars in the east, and Leo, Virgo, and Bootes directly overhead."
Josie: ………
What's the matter with this feeling of wanting to worship Xueba?
Josie couldn't help looking at Aphrodite, and it happened that Aphrodite also turned her head to look at him. Josie saw the stars shining in Aphrodite's charming eyes, which were so bright that they were like broken pieces. Shine like a diamond.
Aphrodite bent the corners of her eyes, and her eyes were full of smiles.
Josie suddenly understood why Aphrodite is the most perfect image of a lover in everyone's heart, not only because of her attractive appearance, but also because when she looks at you, her eyes are full of love for you. Affection, just one glance, you will plunge into it without hesitation, unable to extricate yourself, the most irresistible thing for human beings is often affection.
Josie couldn't help thinking, would he meet his exclusive Aphrodite one day?
Only tempted by him, only affectionate to him.
At that time, will he also live a happy life with that person like in the fairy tale?
Josie laughed at herself, what was she thinking?Do you believe in fairy tales?
He cheered up and said to Aphrodite, "Are you happy today?"
"Open..." Aphrodite turned her mouth when she said that, if she said she was happy, then she had to keep her promise to give the golden apple to Josie. Once she gave the golden apple to Josie, she and The contact between Josie was broken, she is still full of interest in Josie, and she doesn't want to let go yet, "It's okay, I hope you can make persistent efforts tomorrow."
Hearing this answer, Josie was not disappointed either. He already knew that Aphrodite would not let him go easily, and he was ready for a long-term war of resistance.
"It's getting late, I'll take you back." Josie said, sending a girl home at night is a gentleman's behavior.
"You give me?"
"Yeah, what's the problem?"
Aphrodite smiled, "It's not bad if I send you off, it's only dangerous for a person like you to walk at night."
When Josie thought about it, what she said seemed to be quite right. Compared with Aphrodite, he, a powerless person, was quite dangerous walking around on Mount Olympus in the middle of the night. Thousands of trees and thousands of chrysanthemums bloomed by accident. It would be safer to ask Aphrodite to send him back. The most important thing is that he doesn't have to rely on two legs to crawl slowly.
"Then trouble you."
"fine."
…………
When he was about to reach the bedroom of Dionysus, Josie stopped, "Just send me here."
Aphrodite raised her eyebrows, "What? You are strict with your husband?"
"…………you think too much."
Hermes and Josie said that Aphrodite's lovers were all over Mount Olympus, and Dionysus probably had an affair with her. He saw Josie and Aphrodite go back together , you have to peel off his skin, think about Ares, a living example, Josie doesn't want to be
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