[Greek Mythology] The Golden Apple Survival Guide

It's dangerous, so he can only say: "I have always liked him."

After receiving this answer, Aphrodite bit her lower lip, and her originally bright eyes dimmed. She forced a smile, "Then I wish you happiness."

Then the pear blossoms ran away in the rain.

Regarding this, Josie has only one feeling: Goddess, you run too fast, I can't catch up with you.

Josie, who didn't know that she might have missed the only chance to be a woman in this life, went back to find Dionysus, hoping that Dionysus could give him some reliable ideas.

It's a pity that Dionysus was also in the garden just now, and happened to watch the intimate (?) interaction between Aphrodite and Josie. He mistakenly thought that Josie was looking for Aphrodite. The uneasiness in his heart surged up again, and he felt an eyesore when he saw Josie and Aphrodite standing together.

In this way, Josie who came to find Dionysus is doomed to tragedy.

"Dionysus, Dionysus, Gaia's second thing is coming, do you know what it is about? It turned out that I was asked to get the axle of the Apollo sun car, it's a scam, isn't it, I How is it possible to get the axle of the sun chariot, Dionysus, do you have a way?"

Annoyed, Dionysus closed his eyes and turned his head to one side, pretending not to hear what Josie said, but he underestimated Josie's ability to persevere.

Seeing that Dionysus was pretending to be asleep and ignoring him, Josie circled around the chair, repeating the above words as he turned, he didn't believe that Dionysus could never be bored to death!

Sure enough, when he turned to No.30 for eight laps, Dionysus opened his eyes and looked at him, "Aren't you bothered?"

"There's nothing you can do if you're annoying. You promised to help me. Give me an idea. I promise I'll get out of here immediately after you leave, and I won't bother you again."

"Sorry, I regret it, and I don't want to help you anymore."

"Why?!" Josie said that this was different from what was agreed.

"No reason, I just don't want to help you."

"Being a man can't keep his word!"

"Excuse me, I am God."

"God can't!" Josie was about to go crazy, "There must be a reason! How did I offend you? Your uncle is here? Or is it that you actually have a dual personality, and the one who promised me was another personality? "

"...You think too much, I just hate that you don't want to help you." Dionysus said coldly.

Josie is angry. People who suddenly repent are the most annoying. They waste your time and deceive your feelings. "You big liar! I can do it myself, don't beg you!"

In a fit of rage, Josie decides to go Aphrodite's way, and to hell with moral shame and all that shit in fucking Greek mythology!

Dionysus was also angry, and Josie must have used this as an excuse to find Aphrodite. He pulled out a sarcasm smile and said, "What can you do? Why don't you ask Aphrodite?" Intuit, in order to complete the mission, don’t you even have to sell your body?”

Josie's hands shook in anger, how could this person be like this!It's okay to promise to help him but suddenly back out, but how can he slander him!Fortunately, because he saved himself, his favorability for him gradually increased, but in the end he was only one-sidedly hot, and Dionysus still hated him so much.Josie felt foolish for thinking Dionysus was a good guy.

Josie turned and left angrily, he had nothing to say to Dionysus.

Dionysus refused to let go, he held Josie back, "I forbid you to see Aphrodite."

Josie broke away from Dionysus's hand, "Do you have any control over who I go to? Who are you!"

Dionysus stared, "I'm your fiancé, of course I can handle it."

Josie hehe, "I'm sorry, it's a false engagement. After completing the seven things, we will be on our way, and we will go our separate ways, and no one will hinder the other."

Dionysus was burned by this sentence, and froze in place. His original purpose was to part ways with Josie after seven things, but for some reason, this sentence seemed particularly stinging when it came out of Josie's mouth.

Josie took the opportunity to run back to the room to take out the arrow Hera gave him.

Even if Zeus has become a loyal husband of the people today, he can't stop him from attacking Apollo!

Golden Apple Survival Guide No.12: Go play with the principles!

chapter13

Holding his breath, Josie rushed to the door of Apollo's bedroom, only to find that he only brought Eros' arrows, not a bow.Josie wondered embarrassingly, wouldn't it have the same effect as shooting with a bow?

Even if he had a bow, he would not know how to use it. He has never learned such a high-end archery thing. If he died, he played with a slingshot when he was a child. Now that he is given a bow, he is not sure that he can shoot Apollo, so he should use it honestly. Let's shoot the arrow, at least you can experience the feeling of being a nurse.

The key question now is what should he do to hit Apollo?You can't go straight up with your arms up, you will be regarded as a god, and then you will be sent directly to reincarnation, and you won't even have food in prison.

Then hide in the dark and throw the arrow as a hidden weapon?Josie thought about it for a while, and felt that the feasibility of this plan was really too low. Not to mention whether he could throw it accurately, but to say that the object he threw was a god. It's not enough to be tricked by him.

Both open attack and secret fight are not good, it seems that you can only outsmart, but...

Josie thought sadly, as a scumbag who died in high mathematics, he expressed deep concern about his IQ.

The ideal is very full, the reality is very skinny, and there is no pride and ambition, but it is no match for the tortured little fairy "ran and egg".

Just when Josie was unfulfilled, Dionysus rushed over, and he had a little inner struggle with himself. The rational villain said that you were going to be separated from Josie, and now it’s just a matter of you I mean, isn't it good?But the emotional villain said that you are not happy, you are not happy, you should follow your own mind and make yourself happy, the two villains were at a stalemate, and finally, the mysterious villain jumped out and overwhelmed the rational and emotional villains and said : "I don't care. I don't want Josie to meet Aphrodite. Money can't buy me. I can do whatever I want. I'm going to chase Josie back now."

As for why he wanted to chase Josie back, Dionysus explained it this way: the marriage contract he had promised would be maintained until the end by himself on his knees.

Dionysus first went to the garden, but did not see Josie, and then went to Aphrodite's bedroom, and learned that Josie did not come to Aphrodite, so he immediately turned around and went to Apollo. Then, I saw Josie standing sneakily at the door of Apollo's bedroom with an arrow in his hand.

As witty as Dionysus, he immediately figured out what Josie wanted to do. He knew that Hera had given Josie an arrow from Cupid, but Josie never used the arrow on him. He didn't notice, now that Josie took out the arrow, it was obvious that he wanted to shoot Apollo to make him fall in love with her, so that he could get the idea of ​​the sun chariot axle.

NTR him in his face, did Josie think he was dead?

Josie noticed Dionysus when he first appeared, but there was no way, Dionysus was so conspicuous that it was hard not to notice him.Seeing that Dionysus was about to take the arrow, he gestured the arrow in the air a few times and said, "Don't come here, this arrow is Eros' arrow. If you get stuck, you will fall in love with him." I."

When the three words "fall in love with me" were mentioned, Josie's goosebumps fell all over the floor, but he still insisted on finishing: "If you dare to come here, I will stab you. You don't want to fall in love with me, do you?"

Dionysus smiled disdainfully, "It depends on how fast you stab me, or how fast I take the arrow. If you obediently give me the arrow now, I will pretend that none of this happened. Hate trouble, so...you know what to do."

Josie flinched a little. His speed was definitely not as fast as that of God. When Dionysus snatched the arrow, his only weapon would be gone. He was not like a fish on a chopping board, ready to be slaughtered.But……

Josie thought again, Dionysus really thought him stupid, he just broke the contract blatantly, and now he is here to make a promise, if he gives him the arrow now, who knows if he will regret it later, In this case, it is better to use this arrow to fight hard. If he really hits Dionysus, he will be able to turn over and sing. If he does not point east, Dionysus will not Dare to go west, thinking about it this way, I am a little excited.

Josie, who is caught in her own fantasy, seems to have forgotten that not all people who fall in love will become loyal dogs, and there are many people who awaken their ghost and animal attributes.

"You have to have a backbone, I won't give in." Josie straightened her back, waving the arrow in her hand, "Come here if you have the ability!"

"Very good." Dionysus, whose anger value was +1, rushed towards Josie swiftly, reaching out to grab the arrow in Josie's hand.

Josie was taken aback by Dionysus's speed, subconsciously stepped back, and the arrow moved backwards.

And then... no more.

Feeling the stabbing sensation from the arrow body, Josie was embarrassed, what did he stab? !

Dionysus in front of him opened his eyes slightly, stopped walking, and stared behind Josie.

Hey, Dionysus, your eyes are very subtle!What terrible thing had he stabbed!

While praying that there would be no strange things in Apollo's temple, Josie turned to look back, and was blinded by Apollo's handsome face so close at hand.

Josie covered her eyes in pain. He had already said that Nima would die if she wasn't that good-looking? !

Fortunately, during this period of time, Josie saw the two super-looking faces of Dionysus and Aphrodite every day, and his adaptability improved, otherwise he would really be blinded by Apollo's beautiful halo 24k pure titanium alloy dog eyes.

When Josie could look directly at Apollo, he realized why Dionysus' eyes were so subtle.

There was only one reason, because Josie was shorter than both of them, so Apollo looked over Josie's head and looked at Dionysus, yes, Apollo and Dionysus looked at each other!In other words, Dionysus was the first person who saw Apollo after being pierced by an arrow!

Whoever is shot by Eros' arrow falls in love with the first person he opens his eyes.

Apollo fell in love with Dionysus!

What a scumbag this is!

Josie watched helplessly as the arrow dissipated into the air after hitting Apollo. After all, it was a disposable product, and it was convenient and environmentally friendly to dissolve directly in the air.

This is all right, there is no chance of saving it.

The three of them stood quietly at the door of Apollo's bedroom maintaining a strange stance, each of them had to digest what had just happened.

Apollo was the first to break the silence. He looked at Dionysus affectionately and said in a deep and sexy voice: "Oh, dear Dionysus, your eyes are so beautiful, just like beautiful The starry sky, I didn't discover this before, I feel sorry for my former self, he missed such a beautiful thing."

Dionysus: ...

Josie: ... 囧, is this the start of dating Dionysus?

Josie can only lament that love comes too fast like a tornado.

Dionysus silently shifted his gaze to Josie, and condemned him with his eyes: How can you be so short, wouldn't Apollo be able to see me if you were taller?

Josie really wanted to howl: Dear, it's not that I'm too short, it's that you are too tall!

Josie wanted to light a piece of wax for himself, but Dionysus disturbed him so much, he probably couldn't get the axle of the sun chariot.

However, as the two most beautiful male gods in Greek mythology, if they are together, other people should be happy to see them, at least the king of each country is happy, and their own princess and prince don’t have to worry about being fancy by them kidnapped.

Thinking about it this way, the princesses and princes in Greek mythology are high-risk occupations!First of all, you have to beware of all kinds of gods, maybe one day you will be spotted by Zeus and the others, and then you have to avoid the forced marriage of various monsters, such as dragons, cyclops, if you are unlucky and encounter wars, you will be forced to marry. As a sacrifice to the gods, there is no wood!If you have successfully avoided all the above mentioned, then congratulations, you will be upgraded to a king or queen, and then start worrying about your prince and princess!

Dressing up as a golden apple isn't the most painful thing. Being dressed as a prince or princess is much worse than him. Realizing this, Josie felt much better.

Human beings are creatures who seek comfort in the misery of others.

Josie, who is in a good mood, sees through life and death at this moment. If she can't complete it, she thinks that she can't complete the task. If it's a big deal, she will die. If she dies, she will die. 18 years later, labor and capital will be a hero again!

Josie saw it through, but Dionysus didn't. Apollo kept telling him love words, which made him clearly understand what it means to be "so tired, I feel like I will never love again." , while Josie was still on the sidelines with an expression of "ah, this is life." He glared at Josie, and he will deal with you when he goes back!

Then he concentrated on dealing with Apollo, and he said to Apollo seriously: "Apollo, you have been shot by Eros' arrow now, so you feel this way about me... Calm down please! With that, Dionysus blocked the snout of the pig kissed by Apollo.

"Love itself is what you want. It is our fate to be shot by Eros' arrow and make me fall in love with you. Since it is fate, we should cherish it. Come on, okay (*╯3╰) .”

For the disobedient Apollo, Dionysus was very depressed, and Josie knew how to resolve this depression. At this time, Dionysus should say loudly to Apollo:

"Fuck off, Apollo!"

Golden Apple Survival Guide No.13: Love comes too fast like a tornado.

chapter14

This is already the fourth day.

Josie thought awkwardly looking at the coquettish Apollo outside the window.

Since the oolong four days ago, Apollo has been courting Dionysus every day. If Dionysus hadn't put a circle around the palace, Apollo would have rushed in to surround him. Dionysus turned.

On the first day, Apollo called the god of spring, Eal, who was in charge of inflorescences, and asked her to bloom flowers around Dionysus's bedroom. As far as it goes, for a while, Dionysus' bedroom was full of flowers, and the fragrance of flowers was intoxicating.The handsome Apollo stands among the flowers, plays the harp, and sings his love for Dionysus.

The next day, Apollo called the god of summer, Telos. In midsummer, it was the season when the grapes were ripe. Apollo brought in large tracts of vines, and asked the god of summer to ripen them. The purple-red grapes were plump and juicy. Sweet, Josie picked a pot, sat in front of the window and ate while watching the handsome Apollo standing under the vine, playing the harp and singing his love for Dionysus.

On the third day, Apollo called Fotino Boron, the god of autumn. Autumn is both the harvest season and the season of falling leaves.Apollo ordered the God of Autumn to dye the leaves around the palace in a bright golden yellow overnight. The golden leaves were like golden butterflies, swirling and falling in the air. It has to be said that a large number of fallen leaves fell like cherry blossoms. The scene is still beautiful.The handsome Apollo is in the fallen leaves, playing the harp and singing his love for Dionysus.

Today, that is, the fourth day, Apollo called Kemen, the god of winter, and everyone knew that the handsome Apollo stood in the snow, playing the harp, and singing about his love for Dionysus .

Alas~ When will Apollo change the song?After listening to this song for four days, he was already tired of listening to it.

Josie turned around and asked Dionysus, who was developing a new flavor of wine: "You really don't care about it, just let him sing like this at the door every day?"

"That's his business, I don't care." Dionysus replied without looking back.

Josie curled her lips, "Actually, you can't help it, or you will be blocked at home by him for four days?"

Dionysus had a dark face, and Josie changed the subject with a laugh when he saw his uneasy expression.

Josie thought to himself, Apollo is not easy. You have to clock in and go to work every day, and drive a sun carriage around the sky. There are no statutory holidays, and you don’t have to go to work only when it rains or is cloudy. It can be described as diligent and conscientious. .

In the past few days, he skipped work to chase Dionysus, which caused the world to be cloudy for four consecutive days. If Dionysus refused to agree, it is estimated that human beings will not see the sun for a long time.

Dionysus couldn't stand Apollo's pursuit either, and he wanted to get this fucking thing over.

He said to Josie, "I'll help you get the axles of the sun car."

Josie was overjoyed, "Are you going to ask Apollo for the axle?"

"No." Dionysus shook his head, "I have other ways to get the axle, but you have to go to a place with me."

"Where?"

"Hephaestus."

The one with the green head that can run horses?

"No problem, I've wanted to know Vulcan for a long time."

After Josie agreed, she realized that Dionysus could not stand Apollo, so he ran away!

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Josie looked curiously at Hephaestus' residence by the sea. It was like a steampunk themed room, where magic and machinery co-existed in the gap between time and space.Josie saw a lot of strange things, and also saw a lot of things that were too advanced for this era. He couldn't help but sigh, the Vulcan forging technology is really ingenious.

"Why do you come here so frequently recently?" A hoarse and slightly harsh voice came from the inner room. Vulcan had just finished making a set of tools, and he pushed the door and came out wiping his sweat.

Dionysus threw a flagon over as usual, "What? You're not welcome?"

"How could it be! The door of my house is open to you at any time." Vulcan put down the sweat towel and took the flagon thrown by Dionysus.

Only then did Josie see Hephaestus's face clearly. The moment he saw his face, Josie lit a candle for this god of fire in Greek mythology who only looked at his face.

Hephaestus also noticed that there was someone behind Dionysus. He glanced at Josie, his eyes lit up, and asked Dionysus, "Is he your fiancé?"

Dionysus didn't want to nod at first, but because of Hephaestus's shining little eyes, he nodded, "Yes, his name is Josie, Josie." He turned to Josie again, "This is Hephaestus."

Josie greeted Hephaestus, "Hello."

"Hello." Hephaestus looked at Josie carefully and couldn't stop praising him, "You look so good-looking, Dionysus is so blessed."

Josie blushed a little, it was the first time he was praised for his good looks.

At this time, two maids came over with hot tea and snacks. Josie took the teacup and said to them, "Thank you." But they didn't get a response, and they kept the same expression to offer tea to Dionysus .

Seeing Josie's puzzled face, Hephaestus took the initiative to explain, "These two are mechanical puppets, not real people." He patted one of the maids behind the ear, and with a click, the human servant was on the other side. The panel on the back of the puppet opens, revealing the mechanical gears turning inside.

Josie was shocked. He didn't realize that these two maids were mechanical dolls at all. Their appearance was exactly the same as that of ordinary humans, and they could also act on their own. Except for the monotonous facial expressions, they looked like a living person no matter what. At most, their personalities are a bit lacking. It's hard to believe that these are lifeless dolls. They are even more vivid than most modern robots.

"You are so amazing, you can actually make this kind of thing, wow~ It's so cool~" Josie exclaimed.

In Josie's eyes, these two mechanical dolls are not the crystallization of wisdom and craftsmanship, but large-scale figures that can move at full length!

"Hey, no more." Hephaestus said shyly, "This one still has a lot of flaws. These dolls have no expressions and can't speak. I'm currently researching how to add more expressions to them so that they can speak. .”

A scale figure that can move, laugh and talk!Simply great!stay!up!

Josie thought excitedly, let her Two-dimensional goddess exist in reality, can actually touch and feel it, instead of licking it through the screen, what a nerd's dream!How exciting it is to be able to live under the same roof as your God or Goddess, and still have God or Goddess all to yourself!Josie wanted to go downstairs and run around just by imagining it.

Josie looked at Hephaestus adoringly, this is the emperor of handicrafts!What a rare existence!You have to worship it well!

Handmade Emperor Hephaestus was taken aback by Josie's sudden frantic eyes, "What's wrong with you? Why are you looking at me like this?"

"Master Vulcan is so handsome!" Josie sincerely praised Hephaestus, and everyone who can produce is worthy of worship.

Hephaestus's face turned red, but unfortunately his skin was too dark to be seen. If this was a strategy game, Josie would find that Hephaestus' favorability towards him was filled up all of a sudden. up.

Dionysus, who was on the side, saw that the conversation was getting more and more crooked, so he couldn't help interjecting: "Hephaestus, I came to you today to ask you to do something."

When it came to business, Hephaestus put away his shy expression and asked Dionysus, "This is the first time you have asked me for something. What is it?"

Dionysus glanced at Josie and said: "You know that Gaia wants Josie to do seven things, and that's why I'm here this time. I want to ask you to build another axle for the Apollo sun car." .”

"That's fine, when do you want it?"

"The sooner the better."

"I understand, I'll start playing now." Hephaestus agreed happily, and then immediately put on an ambiguous look, "You complained to me last time, now... um..."

Dionysus was a little embarrassed, he coughed, "There is a reason for this."

"Origin~cause~oh~" Hephaestus prolonged these three words on purpose.

Dionysus handed Hephaestus another jug ​​of wine, "Hurry up and hit your axle."

Having benefited, Hephaestus stopped making trouble with Dionysus. He called the puppet maid, explained the things to be prepared, and then planned to go back into the back room.

Josie stopped Hephaestus, smiled and said to him, "Thank you for helping me."

Hephaestus said coyly, "You're welcome, it's my honor to serve you."

"You are a good person."

Hephaestus, who received the good man card, went to work on the axle with a happy face.

Dionysus looked at the interaction between Josie and Hephaestus, and he said to Josie, "You have nothing to say to me?"

Josie thought about it, there was nothing to say between him and Dionysus, he didn't understand what Dionysus meant, so he asked, "What?"

Dionysus said with a cold face, "Hephaestus helped you, why didn't I help you?"

Josie curled her lips, "You promised me this, but you went back on it later, okay? Can you help me? Besides, the axle was made by Hephaestus. How did you help?"

Dionysus's face darkened even more, he snorted heavily, turned around and left.

Josie sniggered behind him. After getting along with him for this period of time, he had already figured out Dionysus's arrogant character and his tendency to be sharp from time to time. To deal with this kind of person, he had to either hit a straight ball or not According to his mind, suffocate him to death.

"Wait." Josie held back a smile and grabbed Dionysus by the corner of his clothes.

"What are you doing!" Dionysus said impatiently.

"I thought about it. Without you, I wouldn't be able to see Hephaestus, so thank you."

"Hmph." Dionysus still snorted coldly, but Josie didn't miss the tips of his ears that turned red quickly.

For some reason, Josie felt that the feeling of rapid heartbeat when he saw Dionysus for the first time came back, and he thought blankly, could it be affected by it just by holding Eros' arrow?

Golden Apple Survival Guide No.14: Don't Date!Apollo, we don't date!

chapter15

On a bright morning, Josie opened the window and took a deep breath of fresh air.

The azure sea surface rolled pearly white waves under the sunlight, and the slightly salty sea breeze brushed against Josie's cheeks with the unique smell of sea water, gently lifted a few hair ends, and pushed the sound of waves to Josie's face In the ears, Fu sang loudly about the glory of Poseidon and swept towards the inland.

Facing the Ocean, Spring and Blossom.

This is the life that Josie envied before time travelling. Now that she experiences it, it is indeed extremely relaxing and comfortable.

Well, Josie admitted that it was actually because she woke up naturally in the morning, and someone made a delicious breakfast as soon as she opened her eyes, and then wandered around until noon, where she could have a hearty lunch, take a nap, and wake up to drink Drinking afternoon tea, waiting for the evening meal, and occasionally having a late-night snack when he’s hungry, during this period he doesn’t have to do anything, study, or work. Days like a pig.

Although this kind of life will make people doubt the meaning of their own life, but I have to say that it is really cool to live this kind of life!

Without Gaia's sword of Damocles hanging over his head, Josh thinks he might just eat and wait until he dies.

Moreover, Josie decided to buy a mechanical doll from Hephaestus and take it away before leaving after solving the Gaia matter, because it is so easy to use. Josie thought the mechanical doll was just a It is a large moving figure that can be brought out to stir-fry chicken. Unexpectedly, it also has a housework function. The meals it makes are top-notch and cost-effective. It is simply a must-have item for home travel.

He lamented that Hephaestus is worthy of being a technical nerd, and the things he made are so high-end.If you put this in modern times, there will definitely be a group of Chinese papers or sister papers crying and shouting to give him monkeys. The appearance is not a problem, gender is not a problem, and even species is not a problem. Think about it, there are still a group of people who are crazy The land is going to be given to the monkey at home, Huaguo Mountain.

Judging from the large number of illegitimate children of Zeus, monkeys born with Hephaestus are not reproductively isolated after all.

Josie silently felt sorry for the untimely Hephaestus.

Josie sighed, and looked up at the sun in the sky. It seemed that Apollo continued to go back to work after Dionysus ran away.As one of the Twelve Gods of Greece, Apollo chased people like this very hard.

Josie went to find Dionysus next door, and Dionysus explained to him that Apollo's sun chariot was built by Hephaestus, so it was a small case for him to make another axle, but The steps to produce high-temperature-resistant materials are relatively complicated, and they have to wait patiently for a period of time.

Dionysus suggested that during this period, they should live in Hephaestus, so that they could get the axle in the first place and complete the second.And Josie was sure that Dionysus came to Hephaestus on the cliff to hide from Apollo!

Josie didn't find Dionysus, but unexpectedly saw Hermes. Hermes stepped into the void wearing those iconic flying boots and greeted Josie: "Hey, little golden apple."

"Hermes, why are you here?"

Hermes landed in front of Josie, put away his wand, and winked at Josie, "I'm here to chat with you, little golden apple."

Gossip builds a bridge of communication between people, and Josie and Hermes have established a deep comrade-in-arms friendship through gossip.

"Uh, don't always call me Little Golden Apple, I actually have a name." Josie still can't accept the setting that these Greek gods always call people's names by attributes or identities, and I haven't seen them call Zeus a humanoid self-propelled seed cannon. !

"I know, your name is Josie, I got it from Athena."

Josie thought to herself, Hermes' ability to gather information through gossip is really not covered.

"What kind of gossip did you come to talk to me about?"

Hermes looked around to make sure that Dionysus was not there, then leaned over to Josie and said, "I've come to ask you about Apollo's pursuit of Dionysus."

Josie was startled, "How do you know that Apollo is chasing Dionysus?"

Hermes shrugged and spread his hands, "The whole Mount Olympus knows that Mount Olympus is so big, which family's bed shook a little the night before, everyone will know the next day, let alone Apo Luo looks like he wants the whole world to know."

Josie: ... Well, the Greek gods are so lazy, they just gossip and gossip every day.

"Seriously, do you know why Apollo suddenly started chasing Dionysus? He should have chased him a long time ago. I haven't seen any interaction between them recently. It's strange."

The culprit, Josie, sweated, "Uh, this... is because he was shot by Eros' arrow."

Apollo used to be cool and uninhibited, until he was shot in the knee with an arrow. Since then, there has been one less vagabond in the world, and one more sad person trapped by love.

"The arrow of Eros?" Hermes touched his chin and thought for a while, and finally came to a conclusion, "Little Cupid is naughty again, remember that he has punished Apollo before, I don't know when Apollo will offend him again gone."

Josie secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and let him fool him. If Hermes knew the truth, the headline of the Olympus newspaper tomorrow morning would probably be "Shocking news! The godhead golden apple used the arrow of the god of love to make Apollo Falling in love with one's own fiancé, is this a compromise of love, or a secret conspiracy, whether there is a mystery hidden in it, please pay attention to the Hermes gossip column for all the wonderful stories!"

This shit makes people think of a tear-jerking love triangle at eight o'clock, which is heart-wrenching and heart-wrenching!It was still written in a bright and sad style, which made the audience sigh, "Why are you so ridiculous! I don't believe you can be even more amazing!" and then chased after crying.

Josie covered her heart, she absolutely must not let Hermes know the truth!Otherwise, his little heart can't stand it.

Hermes asked again: "Then do you know how Dionysus reacted to this? Did he agree?"

"If I agreed, I wouldn't stay here now."

"If you think about it, if the two of them are together, there must be no sun in the sky now, and the two of them would have found a place to be sweet."

"........."

"Sigh~" Hermes sighed, "I thought I could get some big news, but I didn't expect that there was no surprise at all. It's not as explosive as when Dionysus chased someone and was rejected."

As he spoke, Hermes felt that something was wrong. He suddenly realized that the person in front of him was the fiancé of Dionysus. The family's predecessor is still not very good.

The eloquent Hermes was rarely embarrassed, "Then what, I'll just talk casually, don't take it to heart."

Hearing that Dionysus once had someone he liked and was rejected, Josie's heart was ablaze with gossip. He was very curious that Dionysus, who rejected people thousands of miles away, would take the initiative to pursue him. He pressed Hermes' shoulder and said firmly, "I don't mind. It's better to share such an interesting thing."

"You really don't mind?"

"I really don't mind! But if you don't finish, then I don't mind."

"Okay then, I'll tell you." Hermes cleared his throat, "This has to start from a long time ago, in the past..."

In view of the fact that Hermes' original words were too long, and he added fuel to the excitement when he talked about it, Josie summed it up, which is probably the following story.

On an ordinary day, an ordinary king sacrificed to Poseidon. Unfortunately, the buffalo as a sacrifice was so handsome that the king couldn't bear to kill it, so he sacrificed another one to Poseidon. , Poseidon is not happy, he is very angry, a