[Greek Mythology] The Golden Apple Survival Guide
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Aphrodite reluctantly put Josie down and said, "Will you come to see me tomorrow?"
"Yes, I haven't got the golden apple yet."
Aphrodite puffed up her cheeks, "Just for the golden apple?"
"Of course... no, I am very happy to be with such a beautiful goddess." Just kidding, Josie is not stupid, okay, if he dares to say yes in this atmosphere, it is equivalent to choosing the death option, okay?
Aphrodite also knew Josie's true thoughts, she sighed, "I hope you really think so, let's be like this today, mua~ See you tomorrow." She blew a kiss to Josie.
Josie looked at Aphrodite who disappeared into the night and touched her nose, always feeling that he had accidentally hurt the goddess' heart.
The matter of taking the golden apple went smoothly, and Josie returned to Dionysus' bedroom humming a ditty.
"You look happy." Dionysus suddenly appeared behind Josie and said sullenly.
Josie was taken aback, "Don't suddenly appear behind others, okay?"
Dionysus said with a cold face, "Where did you go today? Who sent you back just now?"
"........."
This feeling of a husband questioning his late wife must be his illusion!
In order not to let Dionysus think that he had an affair with Aphrodite and then hacked him to death, Josie said: "I didn't do anything today, I just went out for a while, I came back by myself, no one sent me, You must have read it wrong."
"Oh? Did I read it wrong?"
"That's right." Josie nodded quickly, "It's too dark tonight, so it's normal to be wrong."
"Is it?"
"You see there's not even a moon tonight. It's really normal to be wrong. What, I'm sleepy. I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow morning." Before Dionysus could answer, Josie seemed to be hurt. The frightened rabbit ran away.
Dionysus looked at Josie's figure running away with uncertain eyes.
Last night Josie, who had just cried, told him that he liked him and told him not to drive him away, but today she hooked up with Aphrodite and lied to him, thinking he was dead of it!
In this way, his soft-heartedness last night was like a joke. He, the person who listened to the joke, took it seriously, but the person who told the joke couldn't tell how happy he was in his heart!
Thinking of how happy he saw Josie and Aphrodite laughing together today, his lungs were about to explode!
This person lied to him when he said he liked him!
Dionysus clenched the cup tightly until it deformed. He threw the cup on the ground with a sneer at the corner of his mouth, "Let me see what kind of tricks you are playing!"
Josie, who fled back to the room, didn't know that he was about to face a catastrophe. He was thinking about what he could do with Aphrodite tomorrow, but he couldn't help but think about what happened at night.
As a single dog who has lived for more than 20 years, Josie wondered if he was the legendary asexual. He didn’t even have a crush until now. Of course, he mistook Dionysus for a girl and fell in love with him at first sight. Things don't count, love at first sight or something is really unreliable, but it's reliable when love comes from time to time.
Josie prayed, God who made him travel through time, give him another long-lasting love partner!Let him feel the taste of love in the legend!Even if the IQ becomes negative, he will admit it!
Article [-] of the Golden Apple Survival Guide: Spring is here, and it’s the season when singles want to fall in love...
chapter10
Josie had an intuition that something was wrong with Dionysus last night, so she didn't even eat breakfast early in the morning, and sneaked out of the room on tiptoe, intending to sneak out while the others were still sleeping.
"Where are you going so early in the morning?" Dionysus asked, leaning against the door, shaking a glass of wine.
Josie was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and he broke out in a cold sweat. He said with a dry smile, "I'm going to run in the morning, and running in the morning will help exercise my body."
"Really? So good? Then I'll go for a run too." Saying that, Dionysus put down his glass, as if he wanted to go out with Josie.
How could Josie really go out with him, otherwise the fact that he went to see Aphrodite would be exposed, he waved his hand and said, "You are a god, you don't need to exercise your body, unlike me, you don't even have any supernatural powers No, if you don’t exercise your body, it will be useless.”
"It's boring for you to run in the morning alone. Why don't I accompany you? You can also cultivate our relationship by the way. Don't you think so, my nominal fiancée?"
Something is wrong, something is really wrong.Josie's hair was all blown up, and Dionysus unexpectedly brought up their fiancée relationship uncharacteristically, and said it with such a pleasant expression, it was like the calm before the storm Well, Dionysus must be planning some kind of conspiracy, wouldn't it be to kill him while jogging in the morning? !
A drop of cold sweat slipped from the corner of Josie's forehead, and Josie swallowed, "I'm more used to running alone, so it's awkward for two of us to run together."
"Didn't you say you like me? Why do you hate running with me so much now? Shouldn't you wish for it?"
Oops!He forgot this!
Josie didn't dare to look Dionysus in the eyes, and looked away guiltily.
Dionysus stared closely at Josie's face, not wanting to miss any expression on Josie's face.When he saw Josie guiltily leave his sight, a manic part of his body was ignited all of a sudden, and he stepped forward, forcing Josie to the base of the wall.
Josie looked at the face of Dionysus who was close at hand, and thought to himself: Shit!Is he being slammed by the wall? !His heart beats faster when he is hit by the wall, and his heart beats faster when he is (scared) by the wall.
Josie could even feel Dionysus' breath hitting his face, but Dionysus's face made Josie very disturbed.
"You're not lying to me when you say you like me?"
"Of course not, I can explain this."
"Well, I'm listening." Dionysus said that we were just playing a game, but it was a game of "I'll kill you if I'm not satisfied with what I've heard".
"Uh... that... I want to go for a run alone, just because I think distance creates beauty, so it's easier for us to feel the beauty of each other with a distance."
"That's not what you said last time."
"It's because I have experienced it in the past two days that I feel that the saying that distance produces beauty is true. This sentence is also applicable to our current situation. Don't you think you are too close to me?" Josie gestured Check the distance between him and Dionysus.
Dionysus raised his eyebrows, and said calmly, "I don't think the distance between us has not become a negative number, so how can we be close?"
Josie blushed.
Wipe it!Dionysus is a blatant hooligan!The key is that he understood it in seconds, and it seems that his integrity has really gone with the wind.
Seeing that the teasing was almost done, Dionysus took a step back and let go of the restraint on Josie, "Let's just believe your explanation. If I find out that you are lying, you should know what I will do."
"..." He didn't know!He doesn't want to know either!
Josie breathed a sigh of relief after receiving the amnesty, and fled Dionysus' bedroom without stopping.
And Dionysus drank the wine in the glass at this time, licked the corner of his mouth, his eyes were full of haze.
When Josie arrived in the garden, Aphrodite was already waiting there.
He ran over panting: "Sorry for keeping you waiting."
Aphrodite smiled: "It's okay, I just arrived too, what are you going to do today?"
Josie thought for a moment and said, "Come with me."
He took Aphrodite to a big tree with luxuriant foliage, "There is a custom in the world, write your wishes on paper and hang them on tall trees, and the wind spirits will write your wishes Send your wish to God, and your wish will come true. Let’s write your wish, this time I have prepared the materials.” Josie took out the parchment and charcoal from Dionysus’s bedroom from his pocket .
Aphrodite couldn't help laughing, "We are gods, whoever we write our wishes for."
Josie shook her head, "That's not to say, gods are not omnipotent. Gods can also cry and laugh, be sad and sad. Gods are actually the same as mortals. Gods also have many powerless and regrettable things. Maybe there are things outside of gods. There are other, more powerful gods, tell them these wishes."
Aphrodite was silent for a while, and then said: "You will die if Zeus hears your words."
Josie rolled her eyes, "Then please keep it a secret for me."
Holding the parchment, Aphrodite was full of thoughts. As the god of love and beauty loved by all people, she always felt that she was living a happy life, but there were still troubles and regrets. Write down the things you most want to change on paper, and then roll the paper up.
"Is it finished?" Josie asked.
"Okay, what about you?"
Josie shook the scroll in his hand, indicating that he had finished writing, and he stretched out his hand to Aphrodite, "Come, give it to me."
Aphrodite handed him the paper and asked, "What should I do next?"
"Let's see mine next." Josie said, and started to climb trees. Being able to climb trees is a natural skill of every bear child. Josie thought he was not a bear, but for some reason, this skill point was full.
Josie tied the two rolls of paper to a certain branch, jumped down from the tree after confirming the binding, clapped her hands and said to Aphrodite, "That's enough."
The breeze blew, and the leaves rustled, as if there were really wind spirits whispering among the leaves, telling an unknown god about someone's wish.
Aphrodite's heart moved slightly. She turned her head to look at Josie. Josie had a clean and handsome side face under the sun. For some reason, Aphrodite felt that Josie's body was shining faintly. It was a warm glow.
"Come on, let's go to the next place."
Aphrodite nodded, "You always have ideas that surprise me."
Josie smiled and said nothing, thinking that the methods he used had become rotten stalks in romance movies, and he couldn’t even fool ignorant little girls, but he didn’t expect to be able to fool Aphrodite. Can it be said that talking about pure love will have a miraculous effect when everyone is playing hooligans?
After they left, a figure stepped out from behind the big tree.
Dionysus touched the trunk, and the big tree hung the branch with the paper strip in front of Dionysus as if it had a spiritual connection. Dionysus took down Josie's paper and unfolded it. .
It was blank, with no words written on it.
Dionysus let go, and let the spring breeze blow away the note in his hand. The moment the note left the palm of Dionysus, it turned into a leaf and flew away.
When Dionysus saw Josie and Aphrodite together, he was unhappy, as if there was something stuck in his heart. In layman's terms, Dionysus was unhappy, and he The reason for his displeasure was that he was displeased to see Josie and Aphrodite together.
People like Josie express their love to him every day, if not a thousand, there are eight hundred. He doesn't care about other people, but he doesn't know why he cares about Josie.He started yesterday, no, it should have started from Hera announcing his engagement with Josie, and he was in a state of anxiety, as if a certain destiny had finally arrived, he couldn't resist but didn't want to give in completely The feeling of fate.
This strange emotion caused Dionysus to lose control of his emotions for a while, but his rationality told him that it was too late to stop everything, and everything should start with the engagement that made him so anxious.
Dionysus made a decision in his mind.
………………
At the end of another day, Josie said goodbye to Aphrodite, "See you tomorrow, I hope you will be happy tomorrow."
Aphrodite stopped Josie who was about to turn around and leave, "I am very happy today~"
Josie's eyes widened when she heard the words. Aphrodite admitted that she was happy, which meant that she would fulfill her promise to give him the golden apple. Josie couldn't help but doubt the authenticity of this sentence. Hallucinations for golden apples?
Aphrodite knew what Josie was thinking when she saw Josie's expression, and she said again: "It's true, I haven't been this happy for a long time, although it's only two days, I think it's enough, let's continue , I am afraid that I will really fall in love with you."
"Is it really okay, give me the golden apple?"
"I said that the golden apple is of no use to me. I think it's worth it to exchange some time with you."
Josie blushed, "I'm not as good as you said."
Aphrodite reached out and hugged Josie, and Josie was hit by the stiff debuff. He heard Aphrodite say: "I have felt something that I have never felt before these two days. I am very happy. Thank you, Josie. I will give you the golden apple tomorrow morning and wait for you at the old place."
Aphrodite let go of Josie, wiped her oil for the last time, and said with a smile: "Of course, what I feel the most is that the wisdom of mortals is also very interesting. I decided to communicate with mortals often in the future."
Communication♂communication♂communication...couldn't be the communication he thought... He must have been poisoned by the Greek god tea so deeply that even his thoughts have become impure!
Josie, who left here, naturally didn't know what happened next.
Ares asked Aphrodite angrily with Zhang Wan/mother's face why he got involved with Josie, "Isn't it enough for you to have Adonis! Why do you need this damn golden apple!"
"Adonis?" Aphrodite snorted, "It's not that you don't know who he belongs to. He never belonged to me! Now I finally met a Joe who is just like Adonis." Si, do you think I'll let him go?"
After finishing speaking, Aphrodite flicked her long hair and left gracefully.
Ares who stayed behind gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and said word by word: "Golden Apple, I will never let you go!"
If Josie were here, he would definitely say, "Damn it! It's me again! This is obviously Aphrodite's fault!"
Golden Apple Survival Guide Article [-]: Dionysus is a rogue!
chapter11
Finally got the golden apple!
Josie's eyes filled with tears, thinking that he could brag to others in the future that he was the one who touched the little hand of Eris (goddess of discord) and survived a catastrophe. Although he had indirect contact through the golden apple, these details are not important, important The most important thing is that he finally got the golden apple, which can be exchanged for Athena's golden headband. In this way, Gaia's first task is completed.
His personal status is finally going to become "Main Quest: 1/7"!
He relied on his immortal wisdom and courage #画出# and cheeky #结色# to complete what seemed impossible. Although this is a small step for him, it is a giant leap for mankind in front of the gods. !
Josie decided to reward herself with a pair of grilled wings later.
Josie walked briskly on the road leading to Athena's bedroom, humming a joyful song.
"Brother Monkey, you are amazing, go! Goat goat gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine, is not afraid of wind and rain, la~ la la la ~ I am a little expert in selling newspapers ………”
Seeing that they were about to reach Athena's bedroom, Ares, the god of war with a spear in one hand and a shield in the other, suddenly jumped out to stop Josie.
Ares glared at Josie with an expression of "Josie owes him 800 million", and Josie felt that he would say, "Hey! I drove this mountain and planted this tree. I want to pass by from now on. Buy road fortune!"
Josie thought that the only valuable thing on his body was the golden apple that Aphrodite gave him. Did Ares come to grab the golden apple?
Josie quietly put the hand holding the golden apple behind her back.
Ares said: "The golden apple can be taken away, but you have to keep it!"
Josie:? ? ? ?
Did he hear wrong?Shouldn't it be said that people may go, but the golden apples must stay?
Ares flicked his war spear, and the sharp tip of the spear pointed straight at Josie's throat, and Josie could even feel the cold air coming from the spear tip.
"I want to let you know today that some people are not something you can touch!"
What the hell!What an overbearing president's lines!
Although Josie wanted to complain like this, the feeling of being pointed at the throat by a sharp object was really terrible. He gently pushed the spear point away with his hand, and said to Ares innocently: "My lord, God of War, what is between us?" Is there some misunderstanding? I don't understand what you're saying."
"Misunderstanding?" Ares sneered, shaking his hand, and deftly drew an arc with the heavy spear.
Josie leaned back, narrowly dodging the sharp edge, and quickly stepped back a few steps with lingering fear. If he hadn't dodged quickly just now, his tall nose would have disappeared, and he still doesn't want to be Voldemort yet.
Ares stepped on the ground with his left foot and rushed in front of Josie with a stride. With a wave of the spear, Josie only had time to turn slightly to avoid the vital point, and let the spear stab the right shoulder.Josie was in pain, and his right hand loosened, and the golden apple in his hand fell to the ground and rolled to Ares' feet.
Ares glanced down, and Josie took the opportunity to break away from the spear and took a few steps back.
Ares is going to kill him!
No matter how slow Josie was, she could see that Ares was intent on killing, but why!He has no grudges with Ares in the past, and has no hatred in recent days. He can't figure out why Ares wants to kill him!
The wound on his right shoulder began to heal without accident, but the residual pain still continued to stimulate his nerves. The most serious injury he suffered since he was a child was hitting his little toe, until Athena cut his wrist and let out blood last time , These Greek gods who advocate force are really cruel!
Seeing that Ares raised his spear and came over again, Josie decided to be a fool even if he died!
He said to Ares: "Wait, wait, let me die to understand why you want to kill me, and I don't have emergency syrup!"
Ares stopped obediently, "You don't know why I want to kill you? Think about what you have done these two days!"
What did he do these two days?He didn't do anything these two days, he was just busy coaxing Aphrodite to get the golden apple.
Huh?and many more!
Josie probably understood why Ares wanted to kill him. Ares was Aphrodite's servant, and he mistakenly thought that he and Aphrodite were having a tryst these two days and regarded him as a Old Wang next door, so I want to kill him.
Killing the old Wang next door is indeed what every cuckolded husband wants to do.
But the point is, Ares is not Aphrodite's husband, nor is he the king next door!One of his principles of life is not to be the old king next door, okay?
"It seems that you already know the reason, so die!" As he said, Ares raised his spear again.
Josie quickly shouted: "It's wrong! Aphrodite and I are innocent! We are a pure man and woman relationship!"
"I'll believe you when you're dead!" Ares charged at Josie with a spear in his hand.
Don't play like this!Josie is going to cry, he has grown so big, he has learned military boxing during military training, is he going to fight Ares with military boxing?It is estimated that he was stabbed to death with a spear before the posture was set!
Josie could only dodge under Ares' spear with the ability to dodge max. Ares became impatient, "Is it so difficult for you to let me kill it?"
Josie slandered and said it lightly, so why don't you lie down obediently and let me poke it?
Ares ran out of patience. He thought it would not take a lot of effort to kill Josie, but he didn't expect Josie to be as slippery as a loach.The irritability surged up wave after wave, the divine power began to gradually lose control, and red lines gradually appeared on the spear body of the war spear, and the spear tip sparkled beautifully in the air as it turned.
Josie dodged the stabbing spear again, only to find that the stabbing spear tip was scorching hot.
It's time for a dog!This battle spear is actually enchanted!This is still playing with wool!It's better to lie down obediently and let the other party take his head!
Josie was distracted and was hit in the ankle by the spear.
grass!Most of the bones are broken!
Josie fell to the ground and howled.
With red eyes, Ares walked over step by step with his spear and shield in his hand, every step seemed to be stepping on the tip of Josie's heart.
Ares raised his spear and pointed it at Josie. The spear tip was already entwined with blue-white flames visible to the naked eye. Once stabbed by it in the heart, the heart would be scorched in an instant, and it would even be vaporized directly. left.
Josie's pupils constricted. It seemed that he really had to explain it here today. Unfortunately, he was still a magician. If he wanted to change his profession, he would have to wait until his next life.
Josie closed his eyes in desperation, ready to face death, he only hoped that death would come before the pain reached his brain.
Clap!
Josie was chilled head-on. He opened his eyes and saw that Ares was wrapped in a purple liquid, and the flame on the spear tip was also extinguished.He swung his war spear vigorously, but it was useless to the liquid, they still wrapped him tightly, he opened his mouth to roar, and the liquid took the opportunity to rush into his stomach, and gradually, Ares His face became more and more red, and his movements became slower and slower, and finally he was soaked in the liquid without moving.
Josie pulled up the clothes on his body and smelled it. There was a strong smell of wine. No wonder Ares is as quiet as a chicken now, because he was overwhelmed by the wine.
Seeing wine, Josie had to think of Dionysus, the god of wine. He looked around, and sure enough, he saw Dionysus standing leisurely by the side.
"Dionysus." Josie waved at him, "Thank you for saving me."
Dionysus walked over and picked up the golden apple on the ground. He glanced at the words on it, "Give it to the most beautiful person."
"Ares is chasing you for this?"
"Yes and no," Josie replied, and he held out his hand to Dionysus. "Can you help me? My ankle is broken."
Dionysus heard the words and helped Josie up. Josie looked at him suspiciously. Dionysus asked, "Why do you look at me like that?"
Josie said: "You are too talkative today. Is it really me? It's not someone else who tricked me, right?"
Dionysus: ...
In fact, Dionysus was also very entangled. He was very unhappy with Josie, but when he saw that Josie, who made him unhappy, was going to be killed by Ares, he was not happy, but fear and anger.In addition, he just learned from Athena that Josie approached Aphrodite in order to complete the seven things of Gaia, not that he went voluntarily, so his feelings about Josie were even more complicated.
With the idea that "his Josie can only be killed by him", he made a move, and he saved Josie from Ares' spear.But even so, he didn't feel that the decision he made yesterday was wrong. It should be said that it was because of this that he had to implement that decision.
Josie took the golden apple from Dionysus. He checked it up and down to make sure that the golden apple was not broken. May I?"
Dionysus nodded, and hugged Josie without saying a word.
Josie: "...I don't want a princess hug!"
The consequence of not being hugged by the princess is that Josie is carried on the shoulders of Dionysus like a sack.
Josie: ... Nima, it should be two hairy legs on the shoulders, it shouldn't be him!
It has to be said that Dionysus is faster than Didi Dalong.
Dionysus put Josie down at the door of Athena's bedroom, "Go."
I don't know why, ever since he met Dionysus, Josie felt that his life was full of various senses of sight. For example, now, the feeling of a father sending his son to the gate of the kindergarten is swollen. What's going on?
Josie tried the injured foot, and his body's healing ability was excellent. In a short period of time, his feet had no problem walking.
So, Josie walked into Athena's bedroom holding the golden apple with his head upright. Last time he came out dejectedly, this time he entered with high spirits.
Athena had heard the movement outside her house a long time ago. Rather, she happily watched the whole process of Ares being killed instead of killing.She sighed, wouldn't it be over if Ares rushed up and stabbed Josie at the beginning?I insisted on jumping out to talk nonsense with Josie first, but I was killed instead. I really want to be cried stupidly by him.However, it would be too boring for Ares to directly kill Josie, and the result is much more interesting now.
"Goddess Athena, I brought the golden apple." Josie said holding up the golden apple.
"I really underestimated you. I didn't expect you to get the golden apple from Aphrodite." Athena took the golden apple and looked it over carefully, "How did you get it from Aphrodite? Golden apples?"
Josie smiled slyly, "This is a secret, if you want to know, just bring me the hair."
Athena took off the golden hairband and handed it to Josie, "Now we can talk."
Josie felt at ease when he got the headband. He winked at Athena, "Of course it's because of my charisma."
"Are you kidding me!"
Josie said innocently: "You said that as long as I give you the golden apple, you will bring me the hair. It has nothing to do with this issue. Goddess, you can't take your word for it."
Athena choked for a moment. As the goddess of fairness and the law, she naturally couldn't keep her word, so she waved at Josie, "Get the hairband and let me go."
Josie readily complied.
Golden Apple Survival Guide No. 11: The protagonist lives by talking, and the villain dies by talking too much.
chapter12
Josie, who got the golden hairband, felt that the future was bright, and the first thing was successfully completed. Dionysus, who was suspected of being the next generation of God King, reversed his cold attitude two days ago, and was inexplicably gentler to him. He harvested the rhythm of his younger brother.
Aristotle once said: "It's nothing if you don't really kill people."
The words of the ancients are all proven truths.
Opposite to Josie's happy expression was Dionysus's calm expression.
"Josie, I have something to tell you." Dionysus said suddenly.
Pony, usually such opening remarks are about confession!
Josie thought seriously, is his personality really that great?
Dionysus continued, "I can do seven things for you."
Just as Josie was overjoyed, this was more powerful than a confession, and then she heard Dionysus say again: "But after completing the seven things, you must go to Hera to dissolve the engagement."
Sure enough, there are conditions, these Greek gods are really troublesome!However, after the completion of the seven things, he will be free, and he will go wherever he wants, without having to be wary of Zeus and Hera, so he does not need this marriage contract to defend himself. A man, even an unusually seductive man, is tied together for a lifetime.
So he readily agreed, "Okay, no problem."
Now it's Dionysus' turn to be depressed. Didn't he say he likes him?How did you agree so happily?
The unhappy Dionysus' attitude towards Josie naturally became worse.
Josie: ......... Sure enough, it was his illusion that Dionysus suddenly treated him well.
Josie, who returned to Dionysus' bedroom, was about to take a good night's sleep when she saw a familiar carrier pigeon fly in from the window, landed on the window sill and jumped a few steps, "Coo coo, coo coo."
Once born and twice cooked.
Josie deftly removed the vial from the pigeon's neck and poured out a small note from it.
your sister!Gaia is even more ruthless than Zhou!He had just finished the first task and before he had time to take a breath, the next task came. This is squeezing the labor force of the poor people!
Josie, who was at the bottom of the food chain, felt her heart ache.
He stuffed the golden hairband into the bottle and hung it around the pigeon's neck again, "Hey, take this to Gai to skin."
The human-like carrier pigeon tilted its head, cooed twice, and flew away from the window with a flap of its wings.
Josie opened the small note in his hand, which read: "The second thing: get the axle of Apollo's sun carriage."
Josie: ………
This meow is really not teasing him!What is the sun carriage!That's the sun running in the sky every day! Damn!To ask him to get the axle is to ask him to dismantle the sun carriage!Let him dismantle Apollo's car?He was almost demolished by Apollo!This is more cheating than the last one!The last incident was not life-threatening, but this incident simply forced him to die!
You go to get a key to scratch their car body, and they will be in a hurry with you, let alone directly dismantle their axles!Apollo probably wouldn't be relieved if he didn't kill him a hundred and eighty times after he found out.
After the last incident, Josie thought that he had become a true warrior who "dare to face up to the bleak life and face up to the dripping blood", but the reality gave him a resounding slap.
Hey, he can't do it!He is a law-abiding and good citizen. He works hard every day, has never done any stealing, and now he is asked to remove the axles of other people, and it is the axles of expensive cars (just kidding, the sun car is worthless ?), he just wanted to find a place to be quiet.
Josie, who was looking for a quiet place, accidentally wandered into the garden again. He found a place to sit down, sighed quietly, and heard someone behind him say, "Josie, are you here too?"
Josie turned his head and saw Aphrodite standing there. He quickly looked around to make sure Ares was not there, and then said to Aphrodite, "It's a coincidence that you also come to the garden."
Aphrodite nodded and asked Josie, "Can I sit next to you?"
"You can do whatever you want."
Aphrodite sat next to Josie, and seeing Josie frowning, she asked, "What's the matter? What's bothering you?"
Josie knew her quite well, so she told her about the axle. After the talk, Josie felt much better, and she really had to talk to others about her troubles.
After listening to it, Aphrodite pondered for a while and said, "Actually, there is no other way."
"Really? In what way?"
"Do you still have the arrow that Eros gave you?"
"How do you know I have arrows?"
Aphrodite smiled brightly, "You Dummy, I'm his mother, so of course I'll know about it."
Of course, the original words are definitely not like this. The goddess will naturally speak more euphemistically, but that is probably the meaning.
"But what does the arrow have to do with this matter?" Josie was puzzled.
"Of course it matters. You shoot Apollo with the arrow of Eros and make him fall in love with you. If you ask him for the axle, he will definitely give it to you."
Josie: ... Goddess, are you really a man to tell the truth about the fact that the Greek gods are so sentimental and completely ungodly?
"I think so." Josie said, "Isn't that good."
As I said before, Josie is a law-abiding and good citizen. He has never done anything harmful, played with other people's feelings, or used improper means to make others fall in love with him, just to take advantage of others. It's very immoral, and he can't do things with such unrighteous views.
But Josie's thoughts are incomprehensible in the eyes of the Greek gods. When talking about moral issues with the Greek gods, they will definitely say: "Three views? What is that? Can it be eaten?"
Aphrodite didn't understand what Josie meant. She said, "What's wrong? I think this method is very good, convenient and quick. The only trouble is whether you hate Apollo, as long as you don't hate him enough to hear his name." If you want to roll your eyes, then there is no problem."
Josie felt that it was meaningless to discuss with Aphrodite "is it immoral to play with other people's feelings?" The contribution of integrity level can be said to be a deep hidden merit and fame.
Josie shook his head, "Forget it, Dionysus promised to help me, I'll go to him and ask." Saying that, Josie got up and left.
"Josie." Aphrodite stopped Josie, "Do you like Dionysus?"
Josie wanted to say, "How is that possible!", but Josie knew that once he said no to something like this, the gossip would spread across Mount Olympus soon, and Hera would know that he had lied to her. , his life
Aphrodite reluctantly put Josie down and said, "Will you come to see me tomorrow?"
"Yes, I haven't got the golden apple yet."
Aphrodite puffed up her cheeks, "Just for the golden apple?"
"Of course... no, I am very happy to be with such a beautiful goddess." Just kidding, Josie is not stupid, okay, if he dares to say yes in this atmosphere, it is equivalent to choosing the death option, okay?
Aphrodite also knew Josie's true thoughts, she sighed, "I hope you really think so, let's be like this today, mua~ See you tomorrow." She blew a kiss to Josie.
Josie looked at Aphrodite who disappeared into the night and touched her nose, always feeling that he had accidentally hurt the goddess' heart.
The matter of taking the golden apple went smoothly, and Josie returned to Dionysus' bedroom humming a ditty.
"You look happy." Dionysus suddenly appeared behind Josie and said sullenly.
Josie was taken aback, "Don't suddenly appear behind others, okay?"
Dionysus said with a cold face, "Where did you go today? Who sent you back just now?"
"........."
This feeling of a husband questioning his late wife must be his illusion!
In order not to let Dionysus think that he had an affair with Aphrodite and then hacked him to death, Josie said: "I didn't do anything today, I just went out for a while, I came back by myself, no one sent me, You must have read it wrong."
"Oh? Did I read it wrong?"
"That's right." Josie nodded quickly, "It's too dark tonight, so it's normal to be wrong."
"Is it?"
"You see there's not even a moon tonight. It's really normal to be wrong. What, I'm sleepy. I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow morning." Before Dionysus could answer, Josie seemed to be hurt. The frightened rabbit ran away.
Dionysus looked at Josie's figure running away with uncertain eyes.
Last night Josie, who had just cried, told him that he liked him and told him not to drive him away, but today she hooked up with Aphrodite and lied to him, thinking he was dead of it!
In this way, his soft-heartedness last night was like a joke. He, the person who listened to the joke, took it seriously, but the person who told the joke couldn't tell how happy he was in his heart!
Thinking of how happy he saw Josie and Aphrodite laughing together today, his lungs were about to explode!
This person lied to him when he said he liked him!
Dionysus clenched the cup tightly until it deformed. He threw the cup on the ground with a sneer at the corner of his mouth, "Let me see what kind of tricks you are playing!"
Josie, who fled back to the room, didn't know that he was about to face a catastrophe. He was thinking about what he could do with Aphrodite tomorrow, but he couldn't help but think about what happened at night.
As a single dog who has lived for more than 20 years, Josie wondered if he was the legendary asexual. He didn’t even have a crush until now. Of course, he mistook Dionysus for a girl and fell in love with him at first sight. Things don't count, love at first sight or something is really unreliable, but it's reliable when love comes from time to time.
Josie prayed, God who made him travel through time, give him another long-lasting love partner!Let him feel the taste of love in the legend!Even if the IQ becomes negative, he will admit it!
Article [-] of the Golden Apple Survival Guide: Spring is here, and it’s the season when singles want to fall in love...
chapter10
Josie had an intuition that something was wrong with Dionysus last night, so she didn't even eat breakfast early in the morning, and sneaked out of the room on tiptoe, intending to sneak out while the others were still sleeping.
"Where are you going so early in the morning?" Dionysus asked, leaning against the door, shaking a glass of wine.
Josie was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and he broke out in a cold sweat. He said with a dry smile, "I'm going to run in the morning, and running in the morning will help exercise my body."
"Really? So good? Then I'll go for a run too." Saying that, Dionysus put down his glass, as if he wanted to go out with Josie.
How could Josie really go out with him, otherwise the fact that he went to see Aphrodite would be exposed, he waved his hand and said, "You are a god, you don't need to exercise your body, unlike me, you don't even have any supernatural powers No, if you don’t exercise your body, it will be useless.”
"It's boring for you to run in the morning alone. Why don't I accompany you? You can also cultivate our relationship by the way. Don't you think so, my nominal fiancée?"
Something is wrong, something is really wrong.Josie's hair was all blown up, and Dionysus unexpectedly brought up their fiancée relationship uncharacteristically, and said it with such a pleasant expression, it was like the calm before the storm Well, Dionysus must be planning some kind of conspiracy, wouldn't it be to kill him while jogging in the morning? !
A drop of cold sweat slipped from the corner of Josie's forehead, and Josie swallowed, "I'm more used to running alone, so it's awkward for two of us to run together."
"Didn't you say you like me? Why do you hate running with me so much now? Shouldn't you wish for it?"
Oops!He forgot this!
Josie didn't dare to look Dionysus in the eyes, and looked away guiltily.
Dionysus stared closely at Josie's face, not wanting to miss any expression on Josie's face.When he saw Josie guiltily leave his sight, a manic part of his body was ignited all of a sudden, and he stepped forward, forcing Josie to the base of the wall.
Josie looked at the face of Dionysus who was close at hand, and thought to himself: Shit!Is he being slammed by the wall? !His heart beats faster when he is hit by the wall, and his heart beats faster when he is (scared) by the wall.
Josie could even feel Dionysus' breath hitting his face, but Dionysus's face made Josie very disturbed.
"You're not lying to me when you say you like me?"
"Of course not, I can explain this."
"Well, I'm listening." Dionysus said that we were just playing a game, but it was a game of "I'll kill you if I'm not satisfied with what I've heard".
"Uh... that... I want to go for a run alone, just because I think distance creates beauty, so it's easier for us to feel the beauty of each other with a distance."
"That's not what you said last time."
"It's because I have experienced it in the past two days that I feel that the saying that distance produces beauty is true. This sentence is also applicable to our current situation. Don't you think you are too close to me?" Josie gestured Check the distance between him and Dionysus.
Dionysus raised his eyebrows, and said calmly, "I don't think the distance between us has not become a negative number, so how can we be close?"
Josie blushed.
Wipe it!Dionysus is a blatant hooligan!The key is that he understood it in seconds, and it seems that his integrity has really gone with the wind.
Seeing that the teasing was almost done, Dionysus took a step back and let go of the restraint on Josie, "Let's just believe your explanation. If I find out that you are lying, you should know what I will do."
"..." He didn't know!He doesn't want to know either!
Josie breathed a sigh of relief after receiving the amnesty, and fled Dionysus' bedroom without stopping.
And Dionysus drank the wine in the glass at this time, licked the corner of his mouth, his eyes were full of haze.
When Josie arrived in the garden, Aphrodite was already waiting there.
He ran over panting: "Sorry for keeping you waiting."
Aphrodite smiled: "It's okay, I just arrived too, what are you going to do today?"
Josie thought for a moment and said, "Come with me."
He took Aphrodite to a big tree with luxuriant foliage, "There is a custom in the world, write your wishes on paper and hang them on tall trees, and the wind spirits will write your wishes Send your wish to God, and your wish will come true. Let’s write your wish, this time I have prepared the materials.” Josie took out the parchment and charcoal from Dionysus’s bedroom from his pocket .
Aphrodite couldn't help laughing, "We are gods, whoever we write our wishes for."
Josie shook her head, "That's not to say, gods are not omnipotent. Gods can also cry and laugh, be sad and sad. Gods are actually the same as mortals. Gods also have many powerless and regrettable things. Maybe there are things outside of gods. There are other, more powerful gods, tell them these wishes."
Aphrodite was silent for a while, and then said: "You will die if Zeus hears your words."
Josie rolled her eyes, "Then please keep it a secret for me."
Holding the parchment, Aphrodite was full of thoughts. As the god of love and beauty loved by all people, she always felt that she was living a happy life, but there were still troubles and regrets. Write down the things you most want to change on paper, and then roll the paper up.
"Is it finished?" Josie asked.
"Okay, what about you?"
Josie shook the scroll in his hand, indicating that he had finished writing, and he stretched out his hand to Aphrodite, "Come, give it to me."
Aphrodite handed him the paper and asked, "What should I do next?"
"Let's see mine next." Josie said, and started to climb trees. Being able to climb trees is a natural skill of every bear child. Josie thought he was not a bear, but for some reason, this skill point was full.
Josie tied the two rolls of paper to a certain branch, jumped down from the tree after confirming the binding, clapped her hands and said to Aphrodite, "That's enough."
The breeze blew, and the leaves rustled, as if there were really wind spirits whispering among the leaves, telling an unknown god about someone's wish.
Aphrodite's heart moved slightly. She turned her head to look at Josie. Josie had a clean and handsome side face under the sun. For some reason, Aphrodite felt that Josie's body was shining faintly. It was a warm glow.
"Come on, let's go to the next place."
Aphrodite nodded, "You always have ideas that surprise me."
Josie smiled and said nothing, thinking that the methods he used had become rotten stalks in romance movies, and he couldn’t even fool ignorant little girls, but he didn’t expect to be able to fool Aphrodite. Can it be said that talking about pure love will have a miraculous effect when everyone is playing hooligans?
After they left, a figure stepped out from behind the big tree.
Dionysus touched the trunk, and the big tree hung the branch with the paper strip in front of Dionysus as if it had a spiritual connection. Dionysus took down Josie's paper and unfolded it. .
It was blank, with no words written on it.
Dionysus let go, and let the spring breeze blow away the note in his hand. The moment the note left the palm of Dionysus, it turned into a leaf and flew away.
When Dionysus saw Josie and Aphrodite together, he was unhappy, as if there was something stuck in his heart. In layman's terms, Dionysus was unhappy, and he The reason for his displeasure was that he was displeased to see Josie and Aphrodite together.
People like Josie express their love to him every day, if not a thousand, there are eight hundred. He doesn't care about other people, but he doesn't know why he cares about Josie.He started yesterday, no, it should have started from Hera announcing his engagement with Josie, and he was in a state of anxiety, as if a certain destiny had finally arrived, he couldn't resist but didn't want to give in completely The feeling of fate.
This strange emotion caused Dionysus to lose control of his emotions for a while, but his rationality told him that it was too late to stop everything, and everything should start with the engagement that made him so anxious.
Dionysus made a decision in his mind.
………………
At the end of another day, Josie said goodbye to Aphrodite, "See you tomorrow, I hope you will be happy tomorrow."
Aphrodite stopped Josie who was about to turn around and leave, "I am very happy today~"
Josie's eyes widened when she heard the words. Aphrodite admitted that she was happy, which meant that she would fulfill her promise to give him the golden apple. Josie couldn't help but doubt the authenticity of this sentence. Hallucinations for golden apples?
Aphrodite knew what Josie was thinking when she saw Josie's expression, and she said again: "It's true, I haven't been this happy for a long time, although it's only two days, I think it's enough, let's continue , I am afraid that I will really fall in love with you."
"Is it really okay, give me the golden apple?"
"I said that the golden apple is of no use to me. I think it's worth it to exchange some time with you."
Josie blushed, "I'm not as good as you said."
Aphrodite reached out and hugged Josie, and Josie was hit by the stiff debuff. He heard Aphrodite say: "I have felt something that I have never felt before these two days. I am very happy. Thank you, Josie. I will give you the golden apple tomorrow morning and wait for you at the old place."
Aphrodite let go of Josie, wiped her oil for the last time, and said with a smile: "Of course, what I feel the most is that the wisdom of mortals is also very interesting. I decided to communicate with mortals often in the future."
Communication♂communication♂communication...couldn't be the communication he thought... He must have been poisoned by the Greek god tea so deeply that even his thoughts have become impure!
Josie, who left here, naturally didn't know what happened next.
Ares asked Aphrodite angrily with Zhang Wan/mother's face why he got involved with Josie, "Isn't it enough for you to have Adonis! Why do you need this damn golden apple!"
"Adonis?" Aphrodite snorted, "It's not that you don't know who he belongs to. He never belonged to me! Now I finally met a Joe who is just like Adonis." Si, do you think I'll let him go?"
After finishing speaking, Aphrodite flicked her long hair and left gracefully.
Ares who stayed behind gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and said word by word: "Golden Apple, I will never let you go!"
If Josie were here, he would definitely say, "Damn it! It's me again! This is obviously Aphrodite's fault!"
Golden Apple Survival Guide Article [-]: Dionysus is a rogue!
chapter11
Finally got the golden apple!
Josie's eyes filled with tears, thinking that he could brag to others in the future that he was the one who touched the little hand of Eris (goddess of discord) and survived a catastrophe. Although he had indirect contact through the golden apple, these details are not important, important The most important thing is that he finally got the golden apple, which can be exchanged for Athena's golden headband. In this way, Gaia's first task is completed.
His personal status is finally going to become "Main Quest: 1/7"!
He relied on his immortal wisdom and courage #画出# and cheeky #结色# to complete what seemed impossible. Although this is a small step for him, it is a giant leap for mankind in front of the gods. !
Josie decided to reward herself with a pair of grilled wings later.
Josie walked briskly on the road leading to Athena's bedroom, humming a joyful song.
"Brother Monkey, you are amazing, go! Goat goat gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine, is not afraid of wind and rain, la~ la la la ~ I am a little expert in selling newspapers ………”
Seeing that they were about to reach Athena's bedroom, Ares, the god of war with a spear in one hand and a shield in the other, suddenly jumped out to stop Josie.
Ares glared at Josie with an expression of "Josie owes him 800 million", and Josie felt that he would say, "Hey! I drove this mountain and planted this tree. I want to pass by from now on. Buy road fortune!"
Josie thought that the only valuable thing on his body was the golden apple that Aphrodite gave him. Did Ares come to grab the golden apple?
Josie quietly put the hand holding the golden apple behind her back.
Ares said: "The golden apple can be taken away, but you have to keep it!"
Josie:? ? ? ?
Did he hear wrong?Shouldn't it be said that people may go, but the golden apples must stay?
Ares flicked his war spear, and the sharp tip of the spear pointed straight at Josie's throat, and Josie could even feel the cold air coming from the spear tip.
"I want to let you know today that some people are not something you can touch!"
What the hell!What an overbearing president's lines!
Although Josie wanted to complain like this, the feeling of being pointed at the throat by a sharp object was really terrible. He gently pushed the spear point away with his hand, and said to Ares innocently: "My lord, God of War, what is between us?" Is there some misunderstanding? I don't understand what you're saying."
"Misunderstanding?" Ares sneered, shaking his hand, and deftly drew an arc with the heavy spear.
Josie leaned back, narrowly dodging the sharp edge, and quickly stepped back a few steps with lingering fear. If he hadn't dodged quickly just now, his tall nose would have disappeared, and he still doesn't want to be Voldemort yet.
Ares stepped on the ground with his left foot and rushed in front of Josie with a stride. With a wave of the spear, Josie only had time to turn slightly to avoid the vital point, and let the spear stab the right shoulder.Josie was in pain, and his right hand loosened, and the golden apple in his hand fell to the ground and rolled to Ares' feet.
Ares glanced down, and Josie took the opportunity to break away from the spear and took a few steps back.
Ares is going to kill him!
No matter how slow Josie was, she could see that Ares was intent on killing, but why!He has no grudges with Ares in the past, and has no hatred in recent days. He can't figure out why Ares wants to kill him!
The wound on his right shoulder began to heal without accident, but the residual pain still continued to stimulate his nerves. The most serious injury he suffered since he was a child was hitting his little toe, until Athena cut his wrist and let out blood last time , These Greek gods who advocate force are really cruel!
Seeing that Ares raised his spear and came over again, Josie decided to be a fool even if he died!
He said to Ares: "Wait, wait, let me die to understand why you want to kill me, and I don't have emergency syrup!"
Ares stopped obediently, "You don't know why I want to kill you? Think about what you have done these two days!"
What did he do these two days?He didn't do anything these two days, he was just busy coaxing Aphrodite to get the golden apple.
Huh?and many more!
Josie probably understood why Ares wanted to kill him. Ares was Aphrodite's servant, and he mistakenly thought that he and Aphrodite were having a tryst these two days and regarded him as a Old Wang next door, so I want to kill him.
Killing the old Wang next door is indeed what every cuckolded husband wants to do.
But the point is, Ares is not Aphrodite's husband, nor is he the king next door!One of his principles of life is not to be the old king next door, okay?
"It seems that you already know the reason, so die!" As he said, Ares raised his spear again.
Josie quickly shouted: "It's wrong! Aphrodite and I are innocent! We are a pure man and woman relationship!"
"I'll believe you when you're dead!" Ares charged at Josie with a spear in his hand.
Don't play like this!Josie is going to cry, he has grown so big, he has learned military boxing during military training, is he going to fight Ares with military boxing?It is estimated that he was stabbed to death with a spear before the posture was set!
Josie could only dodge under Ares' spear with the ability to dodge max. Ares became impatient, "Is it so difficult for you to let me kill it?"
Josie slandered and said it lightly, so why don't you lie down obediently and let me poke it?
Ares ran out of patience. He thought it would not take a lot of effort to kill Josie, but he didn't expect Josie to be as slippery as a loach.The irritability surged up wave after wave, the divine power began to gradually lose control, and red lines gradually appeared on the spear body of the war spear, and the spear tip sparkled beautifully in the air as it turned.
Josie dodged the stabbing spear again, only to find that the stabbing spear tip was scorching hot.
It's time for a dog!This battle spear is actually enchanted!This is still playing with wool!It's better to lie down obediently and let the other party take his head!
Josie was distracted and was hit in the ankle by the spear.
grass!Most of the bones are broken!
Josie fell to the ground and howled.
With red eyes, Ares walked over step by step with his spear and shield in his hand, every step seemed to be stepping on the tip of Josie's heart.
Ares raised his spear and pointed it at Josie. The spear tip was already entwined with blue-white flames visible to the naked eye. Once stabbed by it in the heart, the heart would be scorched in an instant, and it would even be vaporized directly. left.
Josie's pupils constricted. It seemed that he really had to explain it here today. Unfortunately, he was still a magician. If he wanted to change his profession, he would have to wait until his next life.
Josie closed his eyes in desperation, ready to face death, he only hoped that death would come before the pain reached his brain.
Clap!
Josie was chilled head-on. He opened his eyes and saw that Ares was wrapped in a purple liquid, and the flame on the spear tip was also extinguished.He swung his war spear vigorously, but it was useless to the liquid, they still wrapped him tightly, he opened his mouth to roar, and the liquid took the opportunity to rush into his stomach, and gradually, Ares His face became more and more red, and his movements became slower and slower, and finally he was soaked in the liquid without moving.
Josie pulled up the clothes on his body and smelled it. There was a strong smell of wine. No wonder Ares is as quiet as a chicken now, because he was overwhelmed by the wine.
Seeing wine, Josie had to think of Dionysus, the god of wine. He looked around, and sure enough, he saw Dionysus standing leisurely by the side.
"Dionysus." Josie waved at him, "Thank you for saving me."
Dionysus walked over and picked up the golden apple on the ground. He glanced at the words on it, "Give it to the most beautiful person."
"Ares is chasing you for this?"
"Yes and no," Josie replied, and he held out his hand to Dionysus. "Can you help me? My ankle is broken."
Dionysus heard the words and helped Josie up. Josie looked at him suspiciously. Dionysus asked, "Why do you look at me like that?"
Josie said: "You are too talkative today. Is it really me? It's not someone else who tricked me, right?"
Dionysus: ...
In fact, Dionysus was also very entangled. He was very unhappy with Josie, but when he saw that Josie, who made him unhappy, was going to be killed by Ares, he was not happy, but fear and anger.In addition, he just learned from Athena that Josie approached Aphrodite in order to complete the seven things of Gaia, not that he went voluntarily, so his feelings about Josie were even more complicated.
With the idea that "his Josie can only be killed by him", he made a move, and he saved Josie from Ares' spear.But even so, he didn't feel that the decision he made yesterday was wrong. It should be said that it was because of this that he had to implement that decision.
Josie took the golden apple from Dionysus. He checked it up and down to make sure that the golden apple was not broken. May I?"
Dionysus nodded, and hugged Josie without saying a word.
Josie: "...I don't want a princess hug!"
The consequence of not being hugged by the princess is that Josie is carried on the shoulders of Dionysus like a sack.
Josie: ... Nima, it should be two hairy legs on the shoulders, it shouldn't be him!
It has to be said that Dionysus is faster than Didi Dalong.
Dionysus put Josie down at the door of Athena's bedroom, "Go."
I don't know why, ever since he met Dionysus, Josie felt that his life was full of various senses of sight. For example, now, the feeling of a father sending his son to the gate of the kindergarten is swollen. What's going on?
Josie tried the injured foot, and his body's healing ability was excellent. In a short period of time, his feet had no problem walking.
So, Josie walked into Athena's bedroom holding the golden apple with his head upright. Last time he came out dejectedly, this time he entered with high spirits.
Athena had heard the movement outside her house a long time ago. Rather, she happily watched the whole process of Ares being killed instead of killing.She sighed, wouldn't it be over if Ares rushed up and stabbed Josie at the beginning?I insisted on jumping out to talk nonsense with Josie first, but I was killed instead. I really want to be cried stupidly by him.However, it would be too boring for Ares to directly kill Josie, and the result is much more interesting now.
"Goddess Athena, I brought the golden apple." Josie said holding up the golden apple.
"I really underestimated you. I didn't expect you to get the golden apple from Aphrodite." Athena took the golden apple and looked it over carefully, "How did you get it from Aphrodite? Golden apples?"
Josie smiled slyly, "This is a secret, if you want to know, just bring me the hair."
Athena took off the golden hairband and handed it to Josie, "Now we can talk."
Josie felt at ease when he got the headband. He winked at Athena, "Of course it's because of my charisma."
"Are you kidding me!"
Josie said innocently: "You said that as long as I give you the golden apple, you will bring me the hair. It has nothing to do with this issue. Goddess, you can't take your word for it."
Athena choked for a moment. As the goddess of fairness and the law, she naturally couldn't keep her word, so she waved at Josie, "Get the hairband and let me go."
Josie readily complied.
Golden Apple Survival Guide No. 11: The protagonist lives by talking, and the villain dies by talking too much.
chapter12
Josie, who got the golden hairband, felt that the future was bright, and the first thing was successfully completed. Dionysus, who was suspected of being the next generation of God King, reversed his cold attitude two days ago, and was inexplicably gentler to him. He harvested the rhythm of his younger brother.
Aristotle once said: "It's nothing if you don't really kill people."
The words of the ancients are all proven truths.
Opposite to Josie's happy expression was Dionysus's calm expression.
"Josie, I have something to tell you." Dionysus said suddenly.
Pony, usually such opening remarks are about confession!
Josie thought seriously, is his personality really that great?
Dionysus continued, "I can do seven things for you."
Just as Josie was overjoyed, this was more powerful than a confession, and then she heard Dionysus say again: "But after completing the seven things, you must go to Hera to dissolve the engagement."
Sure enough, there are conditions, these Greek gods are really troublesome!However, after the completion of the seven things, he will be free, and he will go wherever he wants, without having to be wary of Zeus and Hera, so he does not need this marriage contract to defend himself. A man, even an unusually seductive man, is tied together for a lifetime.
So he readily agreed, "Okay, no problem."
Now it's Dionysus' turn to be depressed. Didn't he say he likes him?How did you agree so happily?
The unhappy Dionysus' attitude towards Josie naturally became worse.
Josie: ......... Sure enough, it was his illusion that Dionysus suddenly treated him well.
Josie, who returned to Dionysus' bedroom, was about to take a good night's sleep when she saw a familiar carrier pigeon fly in from the window, landed on the window sill and jumped a few steps, "Coo coo, coo coo."
Once born and twice cooked.
Josie deftly removed the vial from the pigeon's neck and poured out a small note from it.
your sister!Gaia is even more ruthless than Zhou!He had just finished the first task and before he had time to take a breath, the next task came. This is squeezing the labor force of the poor people!
Josie, who was at the bottom of the food chain, felt her heart ache.
He stuffed the golden hairband into the bottle and hung it around the pigeon's neck again, "Hey, take this to Gai to skin."
The human-like carrier pigeon tilted its head, cooed twice, and flew away from the window with a flap of its wings.
Josie opened the small note in his hand, which read: "The second thing: get the axle of Apollo's sun carriage."
Josie: ………
This meow is really not teasing him!What is the sun carriage!That's the sun running in the sky every day! Damn!To ask him to get the axle is to ask him to dismantle the sun carriage!Let him dismantle Apollo's car?He was almost demolished by Apollo!This is more cheating than the last one!The last incident was not life-threatening, but this incident simply forced him to die!
You go to get a key to scratch their car body, and they will be in a hurry with you, let alone directly dismantle their axles!Apollo probably wouldn't be relieved if he didn't kill him a hundred and eighty times after he found out.
After the last incident, Josie thought that he had become a true warrior who "dare to face up to the bleak life and face up to the dripping blood", but the reality gave him a resounding slap.
Hey, he can't do it!He is a law-abiding and good citizen. He works hard every day, has never done any stealing, and now he is asked to remove the axles of other people, and it is the axles of expensive cars (just kidding, the sun car is worthless ?), he just wanted to find a place to be quiet.
Josie, who was looking for a quiet place, accidentally wandered into the garden again. He found a place to sit down, sighed quietly, and heard someone behind him say, "Josie, are you here too?"
Josie turned his head and saw Aphrodite standing there. He quickly looked around to make sure Ares was not there, and then said to Aphrodite, "It's a coincidence that you also come to the garden."
Aphrodite nodded and asked Josie, "Can I sit next to you?"
"You can do whatever you want."
Aphrodite sat next to Josie, and seeing Josie frowning, she asked, "What's the matter? What's bothering you?"
Josie knew her quite well, so she told her about the axle. After the talk, Josie felt much better, and she really had to talk to others about her troubles.
After listening to it, Aphrodite pondered for a while and said, "Actually, there is no other way."
"Really? In what way?"
"Do you still have the arrow that Eros gave you?"
"How do you know I have arrows?"
Aphrodite smiled brightly, "You Dummy, I'm his mother, so of course I'll know about it."
Of course, the original words are definitely not like this. The goddess will naturally speak more euphemistically, but that is probably the meaning.
"But what does the arrow have to do with this matter?" Josie was puzzled.
"Of course it matters. You shoot Apollo with the arrow of Eros and make him fall in love with you. If you ask him for the axle, he will definitely give it to you."
Josie: ... Goddess, are you really a man to tell the truth about the fact that the Greek gods are so sentimental and completely ungodly?
"I think so." Josie said, "Isn't that good."
As I said before, Josie is a law-abiding and good citizen. He has never done anything harmful, played with other people's feelings, or used improper means to make others fall in love with him, just to take advantage of others. It's very immoral, and he can't do things with such unrighteous views.
But Josie's thoughts are incomprehensible in the eyes of the Greek gods. When talking about moral issues with the Greek gods, they will definitely say: "Three views? What is that? Can it be eaten?"
Aphrodite didn't understand what Josie meant. She said, "What's wrong? I think this method is very good, convenient and quick. The only trouble is whether you hate Apollo, as long as you don't hate him enough to hear his name." If you want to roll your eyes, then there is no problem."
Josie felt that it was meaningless to discuss with Aphrodite "is it immoral to play with other people's feelings?" The contribution of integrity level can be said to be a deep hidden merit and fame.
Josie shook his head, "Forget it, Dionysus promised to help me, I'll go to him and ask." Saying that, Josie got up and left.
"Josie." Aphrodite stopped Josie, "Do you like Dionysus?"
Josie wanted to say, "How is that possible!", but Josie knew that once he said no to something like this, the gossip would spread across Mount Olympus soon, and Hera would know that he had lied to her. , his life
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