The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

"Boss, so can you...?" The young man bowed towards the south with his hands clasped together, his eyes full of hope: "Boss, you've come here, so please help me and call an ambulance for Black and White Wuchang! I really don’t want to be in prison! I’m a three-good student every year, and I’m still an excellent citizen, please save me!”

Nan Shi said with a vicissitudes of life: "Then it's not bad for you to have the opportunity to experience being a wanted criminal now?"

Young man: "...Thank you for the invitation, I don't want to."

Perhaps seeing Nan Shi's hesitation, the young man said very politely: "Boss, I don't prostitute for nothing! I picked up a lot of fungus and kept them with Yin Qi! It's not bad at all! There's also a bunch of bosses." Dried bacteria! I watched him grow!"

Nanshi sneered indifferently, and then jumped down the slope. Of course, if he was prepared, he wouldn't fall into a mess. Although he didn't have enough stamina, his explosive power was still very strong after all because of the foundation of his morning exercises. Well, in twos and threes we reached the edge of a small cliff.

The young man huddled under the shadow of Nan Shi, pointed down and said, "It's right below."

The distance is actually not high, that is, about seven or eight meters. There is indeed a small green pool below, with a small waterfall attached to it.

—What if the ghost is a bad ghost?Although from the appearance of the other party, there is actually no problem.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether it's bad or not, the worst is Nan Shi sending him away, but the problem is what if he doesn't come up after he goes down?Of course the family came back to find him, but before that?Does he have to live by eating fungi?

There is one thing to say, Nanshi's level, I am afraid that before anyone finds him, he will go to Hades with a bunch of fungi in his arms.

Everyone is dead, so we can't let Yuan Songquan help and send him back to Yangjian, right?That's against the rules.

Nan Shi searched around, and successfully found a tree that could not be named. After trying to see if the branch was strong enough, he borrowed some strength from the branch and jumped down. The whole tree was crushed like a tree by him. The direction of the small pool was tilted, and when it fell to the limit of six or seven meters, Nan Shi let go and let himself fall into the small pool.

The pool water was clear and cold, and deep enough. Nan Shi turned his body under the water, opened his eyes after a period of refractory time, and was stung by the light of something, he blinked Blinking his eyes, he floated up with a swing of his legs - presumably there was something like glass under the water?

To be honest, I didn't want to jump in when Nanshi jumped in. After all, the weather was too hot, and it was so comfortable to be suddenly washed by cold water. But who knows what kind of ghosts are in this kind of water in the deep mountains and old forests? It's enough for him to drink a pot, it's better not to stay too long.

Nan Shi thought regretfully that when he went back, he would let the family build a swimming pool and swim in it.

The young man was already waiting on the shore. Seeing that Nan Shili landed on the rocks on the shore, he was not stingy with rainbow farts and just gave out: "Big brother, you are so skilled! My body is over there!"

Nan Shi took a handful of water from his head and looked in the direction he pointed, only to find that there was actually a cave on the mountain. It was not too deep, only about one or two meters away, seventy meters away from the entrance of the cave. A set of bones lay scattered, not particularly neat, but at a glance, there were no missing arms or legs.

The most eye-catching thing is that there are two people half-sitting not far from the bone, one is wearing black and the other is wearing white, the two are sitting in place, giggling and talking, "Old Hei, look, there are dragons in the sky Biting beads."

"Old Bai, you read it wrong, it's clearly the Smurfs... Hehehe, there are a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea!"

Nan Shi: "..." I didn't see it.

The young man was rather pleasantly surprised: "Hey? Are you awake?"

Bai Wuchang waved to the young man: "Xiao Hu, you are back! Come quickly and watch the dragon together!"

"Fart is clearly a Smurf!"

"It's a dragon!"

"The Smurfs!"

Xiao Hu spread his hands to express his innocence: "Boss, I really didn't do it on purpose... Can you call an ambulance for them? My body is just these bones!"

Looking at the bones in the south, Yunxingtian is hotter than the capital, basically reaching 30 degrees, but if it is pushed forward, it should not be 30 degrees. It takes a very long time for a person to become such a clean bone after death Yes——if the time is short, Nanshi should see bones lying on a pile of solution and tissue, not the skeleton in front of him. He took out his mobile phone wrapped in a waterproof bag and chose Bai Wuchang's number, and asked Said: "Have you been dead for a long time?"

"No." The young man said with concern: "About a week, there were wolves in the mountains, and they gnawed me... It was so disgusting, so I took it to the water and washed it."

Nan Shi subconsciously looked at the pool where he fell into just now, feeling a little disgusted.

The young man hurriedly said, "It's not over there... Oh no, it's over there, but I washed it downstream!"

Nan Shi: ...That's okay.

During the conversation, the phone was connected. There was no signal for the phone to Yangjian, but there was a call to the underworld. A young man in a white suit appeared on the phone. Nanshi: "Old Bai, I'm in Kunming, can you call An ambulance is coming."

Bai Wuchang said: "What, are you going to die? Why do I think you are full of energy?"

"Stop cursing me, it's your colleague." Nan Shi pointed the phone camera at Black and White Wuchang who was still debating whether it was a dragon or a smurf. Bai Wuchang exaggerated: "Fuck, what's wrong with them? Why are they like mentally retarded people?" ?”

"After eating poisonous mushrooms, according to the person involved, it seems to be two days... Don't you ghosts get poisoned after eating mushrooms?"

Although Nan Shi had been a ghost before, he really didn't eat some poisonous mushrooms to test it when he was a ghost!

"...Generally not." Bai Wuchang said: "I'm just below, you wait for me, I'll open the door and come over... about half an hour!"

"Okay." Nan Shi replied, and asked again: "Are these two okay?"

"I can't die!" Bai Wuchang hung up the phone, and Nan Shi turned to the young man and said, "Okay, the notification is over, don't panic, after death, it's almost the same as alive, normal people don't have any problems Problem, get your account book done later, and you can wait for the reincarnation time. It’s quite humane... Don’t try to run away. When a black household is caught, you will go to jail. You will die normally now, as long as you don’t have the past and present There is no showy operation, and life is easy."

The young man nodded again and again: "Okay, okay, boss, don't worry, I will never do any tricks."

"Then what are you going to do with your bones? Shall I call the police or take the bones out for you and give them to your family?" Nan Shi squatted next to the bones and looked at them: "I should be able to fit this size in my back basket... "

"Boss, I think it's better to call the police. Later, if you pack up and send the courier, what if my family is scared to death... My father also likes to open the courier at the courier point, which is called recycling the courier box... When the time comes, the picture will be so beautiful that I dare not think about it." The young man poked his own bone, and suddenly sighed: "It's strange, I can get my own bone, why can't I take it out? My bones can't get out the first time I get to that cliff over there."

"How did you die?" Nan Shi asked thoughtfully.

The young man said: "I was bitten to death by a snake - the old man crossed the mountain alone! Before I heard that the mountain chased people, I didn't believe in evil, but now I believe it."

Nan Shi couldn't help but look up at the cave, could it be...

The young man seemed to have seen what he was thinking, and couldn't help complaining: "Yes, that's right, because I was bitten by the mountain peak several times and was chased down, I tried bloodletting and other operations and it didn't work. It looks too good, after all, I bit my shoulder... Then I found a shady place and lay down, hoping that I wouldn't die so quickly..."

"I just didn't expect there to be wolves in the mountains." The young man also looked up at the sky: "Life is not easy, Maomao sighs... I will definitely not be a donkey friend in my next life."

Nan Shi patted him on the shoulder when he heard the words, and said concisely: "If there is a chance to meet your reincarnation, I will remember to remind your parents not to let you be a donkey friend, come on."

The young man said: "It shouldn't work, after all, my parents don't agree with me being a donkey friend, so I still ran out?"

"You will understand when the time comes." Nan Shi thought of the younger sister Duan Miao who was still in the escape game by doing the quizzes. At worst, he would help to do another one later. He had already thought of the name, and it was called "" I'm playing Survival in a horror game.

The young man didn't know why he didn't keep asking, and he always felt that asking more questions was definitely not what he wanted to know, so let the self in the next life bear it silently!

According to his death method, Nan Shi basically judged that he had reached the end of the earth-bound spirit. Although people can wander in the mountains, they can't get out of the mountains, and the bones are the same - he can't leave the earth-bound range with his own bones. , There is a bit of metaphysics in the middle, I won't talk about the details because it is too complicated, but living people can go out with the bones of the earth-bound spirit, which is similar to helping people to be liberated.

For example, Miss Sadako who lives in the well also belongs to one of them, but she learned how to use objects to go out to kill people. In the story, everyone found the bones of Sadako in the well and got her out of the well , even if she was freed.

Nan Shi nodded to him: "I'll go out and dry the clothes!"

"Okay, boss, I'm going to dig fungi for you now!" The young man also went out, and the figure disappeared after a while.

Nanshi hung his wet coat and top on the rocks beside Xiaotan. They were scorched hot by the sun, and the clothes were almost dry within 2 minutes after putting them on. Did not take off.

He thought for a while, and then sent Qinglan's phone number to Lao Bai, asking him to notify Qinglan that his family would pick him up—the family members also use their mobile phones very frequently, and almost all of them chose human mobile phones. The reason is that all mobile phones in the underworld have been imitated by Apple. The shape of a shoehorn is not as good as the wifi that is not suitable for the world.

Nan Shi squatted under the shadow of the rock and looked at the green pool water. He looked around thoughtfully, then found six small stones, and made a divination based on the simple marks.

From the very beginning, he really wanted to go into the water to see what had just pierced his eyes, but his rationality told him that the water was not clean and he should try to avoid touching it, so he decided to do a fortune telling to see if he would be safe in the water.

As soon as the hexagram image comes out, the Qian hexagram is auspicious.

Row.

Nan Shi threw the stone, took out an armed belt from his back basket and tied it on his thigh. As a stupid inland city dweller, Nan Shi was actually not very good at water, at most he couldn't drown in the water.After all, today is not as good as in the past, the rivers are full of streets, and if you want to learn to swim, you still have to go to the swimming pool.

However, he is not sure about the underwater situation, and he always needs to bring some weapons. He bit the dagger in his mouth or held it in his hands, and the possibility of injuring himself is relatively high, so he chose the armed belt.

After confirming that the armed belt was tightly tied, he plunged into the water instead.

The water in this pool is not too deep, Nan Shi thinks he should be fine.

As soon as Fang stepped into the water, Nan Shi opened his eyes and searched the bottom of the pool. The bottom of the pool was very clean, and he couldn't see any garbage. Four or five small fish were frightened by him and fled around. He searched around but couldn't find any. Something that can reflect light, but it was almost used up in one breath, so I floated up to take a breath.

There is nothing below, so what was the light reflecting just now?Could it be his illusion?Or is it just reflections from the water?

Nan Shi took a deep breath, and dived down again. Diving was much easier than going up. In a few seconds, Nan Shi had already grabbed the stone at the bottom of the pool, and the other hand was on his armed belt. He pulled out the dagger and flipped it at the bottom of the pool.

At this moment, Nan Shi suddenly felt bad. He turned his head and saw a long black paint thing swimming towards him quickly. The diameter of this pool was only about ten meters. At first glance, it actually occupies a quarter of the length of the pool.

It shouldn't be an eel. Eels don't grow like this, and they don't grow up to three or four meters long.

who is it?

Nanshi suddenly thought about the mountain peak that the young man said... The mountain peak is the king cobra, with a fierce personality and a huge size among poisonous snakes, but it is also very fast, with a very large amount of venom injected, and the fatality rate is very high. Gao——This thing is really against the sky. It is a poisonous snake, four or five meters long, and has a fierce personality. It will actively attack humans and even run after them. It is no different from an ancient monster!

If that's not intuitive enough, imagine that the king cobra is taller than an adult when it takes the standard cobra head-up posture.

No matter what it is, you can't let it get close.

What's the situation, the hexagram is bluffing him again?Didn't you say good luck? !

Early reincarnation, good luck?

Nan Shi's first reaction was to go ashore first, and fight a snake in the water. Did he eat enough to support him or did he think he didn't die fast enough?But it was obvious that the other party had spotted him and was swimming towards him at high speed. When Nan Shi had just floated up for more than one meter, he had almost reached his eyes.

The king cobra's iconic neck wings swelled open, and the yellow-black circular pattern was stretched to the extreme. Nan Shi swung the knife up without thinking. The force in the water was difficult to control, causing him to lean forward. There was a roll in the water, but Nan Shi took advantage of the roll, kicked the cobra's head, and kicked it sideways, and then he used his strength to continue upstream.

The moment his bare feet touched the smooth, scaly skin, Nan Shi felt a chill in his heart, and he couldn't tell whether it was fear or nausea.

In fact, Nan Shi's mentality is quite stable. If he is bitten to death, it will not be impossible. At that time, he and Chi You will be ghosts together, and there will be no difference, but it is best not to, it is better to be alive than dead.

He wanted to swim another meter and a half, and was still two and a half meters above the water. At this moment, Nan Shi's heart was beating faster and faster, and the sound seemed to be right next to his ear, mixed with the sound of water, and he could hear it very clearly .

He's starting to run out of oxygen.

After being kicked over, the king cobra quickly followed up, its bloody mouth opened wide, exposing two finger-length fangs, and it bit Nan Shi's leg.

Nanshi Shenzhi avoided the blow, but he knew that he couldn't continue to fight like this for a long time in the water-the lack of oxygen was a little bit, and his speed of movement underwater was suppressed by a large area, so he would Knowing where the snake is going to bite, sometimes he can't avoid it.

The adrenaline was soaring, the snake was too long, Nanshi had no choice but to hit the head, and the snake would give him a backlash when he hit anywhere else. He held his breath, and the dagger in his hand cut directly behind the snake's head.

Half an hour is within the emergency time of the hospital.

He can afford it.

Sure enough, the knife was cut right on the neck of the snake. The dagger was not a parallel import, and it cut iron like mud. The snake's head was cut off almost instantly, but the next moment, the snake's head, which had been detached from the body, turned around , One bite on Nan Shi's wrist, this process was very fast, when it was almost at Nan Shi, it felt so painful that the snake's mouth loosened in a second, and fell into the water.

Nan Shi didn't move his brows, and kept going upstream, but returned to the rock in a few seconds, tied his wrists with a rope, and didn't care about whether it was dirty at this time, and the dagger directly opened on his wrist. He made a cross to bleed, and then pulled the pannier over, dug out the snake medicine from it, and stuffed it into his mouth.

He wanted to come to the mountain to pick mushrooms, and he didn't let the maid follow him. Naturally, someone would tell him some first aid methods before he came up.

The blood dripped from his wrist, fell into the pool, dyed into small flowers, and then disappeared.

While doing bloodletting, Nan Shi saw the stone that he just dropped in his eyes for some reason.

... Absolutely, I was cheated again.

Suddenly, the sunlight behind Nanshi was blocked. Nanshi turned his head subconsciously and saw Chi You standing quietly behind him. Although his expression was calm, Nanshi felt a wave of evil spirit like water. .

"Nan Shi?" Chi You looked down at the cross knife on his wrist: "What's going on?"

However, Nan Shi suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't care about the wetness on his body, so he leaned back and leaned against Chi You's leg: "It's okay, I was bitten by a poisonous snake, and now I'm letting out poisonous blood... Brother, you It's just in time, take me to the hospital for serum."

"Well, where's the snake?"

"I killed."

"That's good." Chi You said lightly.

A dark road opened up behind him, and it was naturally the family's carriage that came out. The maids had been prepared for a long time, and when they saw this, they immediately took the serum and gave Nanshi an injection. Qinghe checked Nanshi's wound, and then He breathed a sigh of relief: "Shanzhu, young master, luckily the snake bite was not deep, and the venom was not injected too much, so the problem is not serious."

"En." Chi You responded, leaned over and hugged Nan Shi: "Go back."

Before Nan Shi could be happy when he was picked up, he grabbed Chi You's neck first: "Hey! Brother, wait! I still have something to explain!"

Chi You kept on stepping, and said coldly, "Say."

"Leave two people behind, pick up Bai Wuchang, and he will be there soon." Nan Shi rolled his eyes, raised his hand to point to the small pool, and ordered, "Get me a water pump! Pump this pool up for me. ! I want to see what's down there!"

Chi You stuffed Nan Shi into the carriage.

Nan Shi also lifted the curtain and said, "By the way, let that ghost...Xiao Hu! He said he would give me fungus! Remember to take it! I want to eat that tonight!"

Qinglan: "Yes!"

Don't be pushy, go back and see the injury, okay?

Is your family short of this bite? !