The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

When Nanshi arrived in the car, Qingying and Qinghe surrounded him and stripped off his clothes, and wiped off the moisture on his body with a big towel. He wanted to change into Nanshi's clothes, but Chi You shook his head, Pointing to the clothes she was preparing to change, she asked someone to put them on for Nan Shi.

The two women thought so too. After all, Nan Shi had better not move too much now. The wide-sleeved toga can be wrapped around with both hands. It is really difficult to put on his undershirt and jeans.

Qing Lan left to deal with the follow-up, and Nan Shi was still in the mood to ask: "By the way, where is the old uncle? I told him to wait for me on the road, and asked someone to inform him."

Chi You was at the side, Qingying didn't dare to complain in person, and replied respectfully: "Master, Mr. Zhou is already on his way back."

After Nanshi asked a few more questions, he realized that the old man saw him leaving with the mandrill, and knew that something was wrong, so he hurried out of the woods and ran to a place with a signal, making frantic calls all the way, and finally got through to Qinglan. , so they came earlier than Bai Wuchang.

Otherwise how could they come so fast?

Nan Shi smacked his mouth and ordered: "Then thank you later."

"Yes, master." Qingying said, and when Nan was packed, she and Qinghe sat on the edge of the carriage.

He sat for a while, and the spirit of persistence disappeared, and he began to scream and hurt.Chi Youben was sitting next to him, and Nanshi thief shamelessly took advantage of his injury to lay on the man's shoulder: "Senior brother, my hand hurts."

"It hurts?" Chi You sneered, "Why didn't Mr. Nan know that being bitten would hurt? Is it because I taught too little for Mr. Nan, or because I taught too much and dared to let Mr. Nan take the risk?" ?”

After hearing this, it was over, Chi You became angry.

Nan Shi tugged at Chi You's sleeve: "That's not too nervous... I forgot it for a while, brother, I was wrong, my hand hurts!"

Chi You glanced at him, Nan Shi didn't dare to push him anymore, just when he was about to sit up straight, he saw Chi You stretched out his hand, grabbed his wrist with one hand and fiddled with the gauze wrapped in emergency rescue just now, and then placed it on the Putting it on her lap, her fingers like bamboo and jade rested on Nan Shi's wrist, and did not move away.

Nan Shi: "...Brother?"

"Don't your hands hurt?" Chi You looked down at him, and said in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

"Oh." Nan Shi responded obediently, and leaned generously on Chi You's shoulder, suddenly feeling that the blow was worth it.

The carriage went back through the ghost path, and the speed was much faster than he imagined. The damp and cold air in the ghost path poured in from the outside, just like entering an air-conditioned room with 16 degrees turned on suddenly. After a while, Nan Shi felt refreshed. Couldn't help shaking, and shrunk towards Chi You.

The phoenix feather on Nan Shi's chest was also taken off when he was changing clothes. It was alright at first, but after a while he felt the chill, but the silk clothes felt chilly against his skin, very cold.

After he relaxed, he felt drowsy for a while. He woke up early and didn't sleep well, and made such a fuss, Nan Shi didn't force himself too much, and fell asleep after yawning.

Before going to bed, I thought that his carriage is really not good, why is it not insulated?

Nan Shi completely forgot that he got into his carriage one day and complained that it was too closed and felt uncomfortable, so he forced the servants to turn off the heat insulation function of the carriage.

When I fell asleep, it seemed that it was not so cold.

***

When he woke up again, he was already lying at home.

He slept for seven or eight hours during this sleep. He went to the doctor, had a blood test, and took an X-ray on the way, but he didn't wake him up. The hospital in Yunnan province is very experienced in this kind of poisonous snake bites and mushroom poisoning. The serum has been used. When the report came out, I knew there was nothing wrong with it, so I could go home and lie down for two days.

If he had to count, in fact, the two cuts he gave himself to bleed himself were a little more serious than the snake venom, and at least two stitches were given to him.

He yawned lazily, feeling that he was uncomfortable everywhere, and he was relieved when he looked down at his hooves wrapped in the shape of rice dumplings... At least this is still a pure meat brown.

That's all I can do to comfort myself.

Seeing Nan Shi woke up, Qinglan came to see him, fed him some water, and then said, "Master, is it still hurting?"

"It's okay, it's just a little awkward." Nan Shi drank half a bowl of water, and suddenly smelled a strong herbal smell: "What are you doing?"

"Young master will use the medicine in a while." Qing Lan smiled slightly, but it made Nan Shi's back go numb, and she always had some bad premonition, only to hear Qing Lan say: "Master, the mountain master told you to go to him after you wake up." go there."

"Oh." Nan Shi responded subconsciously, and then remembered something: "Is it okay if I don't go? Just tell my senior brother that I'm still sleeping!"

Qinglan smiled as before: "It's not impossible."

Seeing that she was about to stand up and go back to her life, Nan Shi regretted it again, and he got up muttering: "Forget it, let me go."

Qinglan turned around again and changed a piece of clothes for him. After all, there were injuries on his hands, and the clothes were mainly loose. Nan Shi looked down at the thin silk shirt on her body: "Is it a bit too thin?"

"It's more convenient." Qing Lan said, leading Nan Shi out.

The setting of the garden is just like home, with familiar corridors, familiar curtains, familiar faces, if not for the smell of the air, Nan Shi would have thought he had returned to S City.

The sky was clear blue, but I couldn't see where the sun was. When Nan Shi looked at the sky, he thought it was two or three o'clock in the afternoon, but after asking, he realized that it was already five o'clock, and it was not dark yet.

Looking at the sky, Nan Shi took a deep breath, feeling that he might be about to die, and entered Chi You's yard after making mental preparations, but he was relieved when Qing He told him that Chi You was waiting for him in the flower hall ——I usually eat in the flower hall, but if I really want to beat him up, I usually go to the study.

Sure enough, as soon as he entered the flower hall, he was greeted with a strange fragrance.

Let’s say it tastes like meat, but it doesn’t look like it. The aroma of the meat is strong, even if it is made too light, the taste of the meat will not change.Let’s say it tastes like a vegetarian dish, but even stir-fried leeks and scallions don’t have such a fragrance.

Fresh and rich, with a scent of grass and trees and a unique taste of fungi, Nan Shi swallowed his saliva in a hopeless way.

Chi You sat at the head, and when he saw him coming, he nodded slightly, signaling him to sit down and eat.

"I've met senior brother." Nan Shi saluted and sat down, looking curiously at the string of fungi in front of him, waiting for Chi You to move his chopsticks, then reached out and took a string, and directly bit into it.

In the next second, he spit the bacteria into the bowl.

"...Hot! Hiss!" Nan Shi grinned and grabbed the water beside him and poured it, and finally stuck out his tongue at Qinghe: "Qinghe, see if my tongue is swollen?"

The skin of the fungus is not very hot, but who the hell knows that this thing will explode after one bite!Anyone who has eaten cheese chicken chops knows that the chicken on the outside may still be acceptable, but the cheese inside is so hot that people want to jump their feet. This fungus is almost the same as cheese chicken chops. On the tongue, if Chi You hadn't been sitting here, Nan Shi would have poohed twice on the spot.

Qing He took two steps forward, refilled a cup of tea for Nan Shi, glanced at Nan Shi's tongue and said, "Young Master, it's not swollen, it's just a little red."

Chi You said lightly: "Put your tongue back, what does it look like?"

Nan Shi felt aggrieved and touched the tip of his tongue with his fingers, and then he quickly retracted his tongue in pain. The tongue is one of the most sensitive organs in the body. Nan Shi suspected that it had been burned and couldn't work anymore.

"Brother, my tongue hurts." Nan Shi gasped.

Chi You didn't even look at him: "Then don't eat."

Nan Shi thought for a while, what Chi You said made sense... There is a ghostly reason!Who wouldn't eat if their tongue was burned? !This is impossible!

What's more, this is the fungus he got in exchange for his hard work!

In a hurry, Nanshi and Qingying whispered a few words, and Qingying went out in response. Nanshi looked anxiously at the bitten fungus in the bowl, and simply stretched out his hand to tear it open. The slurry inside quickly When it came out, Nan Shi didn't dare to go up and lick it, so he could only blow it again and again, and then put it in his mouth.

It's milk fungus! ①

It was really delicious!

Nan Shi felt complete.

Looking at his movements, Chi You felt familiar. It took him a long time to think about it before he remembered that it was similar to the cat he saw two days ago.

That day a stray cat came to the house, staring at the stewed meat on the stove, obviously the pot was on the fire, and the stray cat was not afraid of death, stretched out its hand to test it, and when it was lying down, it retracted its paw and quickly licked it After a lick, the cook saw that it was pitiful, and took out a piece of meat for it to eat. The wild cat took a bite, and was burned until it grinned. Finally, it had no choice but to carefully tear the meat into small pieces with its teeth. Entrance.

Nanshi can't control so much, when it comes to delicious food, the hero is the one who can eat it!He took a bunch and put it in Chi You's bowl, full of anticipation: "Brother, try it, it's really delicious, it's guaranteed to be the taste you like."

"En." Chi You responded. He ate more elegantly than Nan Shi. First, he used chopsticks to put the milk fungus on the bamboo stick into the bowl, and then tasted it in small bites. It didn't get burned at all. After wiping the corners of his mouth, he boasted, "It's not bad."

When Nanshi heard the words, he was all smiles, and he took Chi You to try the porcini mushroom that was said to be uncooked and you would see a villain if you ate it, and the green umbrella that you can eat in some places and not in other places, you can also see that Chi You I also like it very much, at least when Nan Shi proposed to have mushroom hot pot tomorrow, Chi You actually acquiesced.

Yaoshou, his senior brother is actually willing to eat hot pot!

Nan Shi smiled secretly in his heart, and kept targeting the delicious mushrooms with his hands. When Qingying came back with a knife, Nan Shi and Chi You had almost finished eating the plate of roasted milk mushrooms, so naturally they used no more.

After the meal, Chi You took Nan Shi to the study.

"I found something under the pool." Chi You went to look at the things on the desk when he signaled to Nan.

It was a slender brocade box. Nanshi's first reaction might be something like a jade product. After all, if you want to reflect light underwater, you still need to pay attention to some scientific principles. When you open it, it turns out to be a scroll.

"Huh? It's actually a painting scroll?" Nan Shi picked it up and wanted to open it, but he didn't expect that the painting scroll was very smooth, not like silk, but more like leather. The silk thread on the top was loose, and one end It rolled down from Nan Shi's hand.

Nan Shi looked at the painting scroll that had extended two or three meters: "It's so long..."

"Look again." Naturally, Chi You had already seen it. He sat on the main seat, fiddling with the teacup carelessly.

Nan Shi looked intently, and after only reading two lines, two dirty words came out of his mouth: "Fuck!"

Chi You raised his eyes to look at him, Nan Shi knew that he had slipped his words, and smiled at Chi You apologetically, then looked down again.

It is also appropriate to say that it is a scroll, after all, it has stick figures on it, black and white dots are densely covered on this drawing, Nan Shi looked at it and felt fascinated, a strange feeling arose spontaneously, he said He didn't know what it was, but he knew clearly that it came from this scroll. In an instant, he seemed to see the Milky Way flickering all over the sky, and many things flashed past his eyes, but he couldn't figure it out.

Chi You looked at Nan Shi quietly, the night light was soft and bright, making his already handsome face even more beautiful.

Fortunate to find "Hetu Luoshu", Nanshi's chance is not shallow.

The so-called He Tu Luo Shu, its origin is unknown, but it depicts the changes in the space of heaven and earth. The secret map of Luo Shu in Zhaoyao Mountain evolved from it. This thing has long been deified. Some people say it is the art of war. Some people say that it is a divine book that has been known for 5000 years and 5000 years, and some people say that it is a map with hidden treasures, and if you get it, you can change the dynasty.

Not too far off in fact.

The secret map of Luoshu, which evolved from Hetu Luoshu, can change fate against the sky. Naturally, this axis will not be any worse. Unfortunately, the time is too long, and it is slightly damaged now, but I will make it for Nanshi. The magic weapon is still good.

"It's a pity, it's broken." Nan Shi came back to his senses, looked at it in a daze, and sighed.He then rolled up the scroll, put it in front of Chi You, and said with a smile: "Brother, this thing is good, it's a waste for me."

Chi You was a little surprised: "You don't want it?"

Nan Shi thought about it, and said seriously: "When I reach the level in the future, it will be the same if you give it to me."

"I may not give you such a thing."

"Then I won't give it." Nan Shi said indifferently, "What a big deal."

Chi You smiled slightly, and pushed Hetu Luoshu to Nanshi's side: "No, this thing is useless to me."

Nan Shi shook his head and said, "I don't believe it, brother, don't fool me... Even if I'm not good enough, I know this thing is a dragon-slaying sword... Oh, it means a peerless treasure. For us, I'm afraid there is no better one. Yes. Holding it may be like a three-year-old child holding gold into the market, but it would be bad if it would attract danger... And I really don’t need it.”

"Mr. Nan is too underestimating himself." Chi You said flatly, and then ordered Qinghe to come in: "Qinghe, put this thing away and send it to the young master's room. If the young master doesn't use it, then transfer it to the treasure hall."

The implication is that if Nanshi doesn't want this thing, he can just throw it in the tomb to eat ashes.

Nan Shi rolled his eyes, and when Qinghe had gone out, he whispered: "Brother, you mean you have better ones? Can you let me see them?"

"It's close at Chi Chi." Chi You didn't mean to hide anything, Nan Shi followed his gaze to the black ruler that he was extremely familiar with, and he swallowed, his scalp numb.

Nan Shi saw it as annoying before, and used it to fiddle with the charcoal basin while Chi You was not around.

"……No way?"

Chi You raised his eyebrows slightly, and signaled Nanshi to look for himself. Nanshi picked up the ruler. The material of the ruler was good. It was neither gold nor jade. With a flick of You's hand, Nan Shi faced the light and saw the pictures and writings on it as fine as ants: "This is..."

"Push back the picture." Chi You replied.

Nan Shi: ... Well, it's really amazing.

In terms of reputation, the Hetu Luoshu and Tuibeitu are actually similar, except that the Hetu Luoshu is damaged, and since Chi You said it is better than it, the one in front of him is naturally complete.

Nan Shi put down his ruler, and bowed with clasped hands: My God, he really didn't intend to destroy cultural relics, anyone who doesn't know is not guilty!

And looking at it like this, it is very likely that it was uploaded by the ancestor of Zhaoyao Mountain. Fortunately, Chi You didn't know that he stabbed the charcoal basin with this thing, otherwise he might have died on the spot.

The corner of Chi You's mouth twitched, looking at Nan Shi's movements for a while, he didn't know what to say.

Could it be that Nan Shi was really raised poorly, so that he has this virtue?

That's all... just show him more in the future.

Chi You reached out and took the ruler, and ordered, "Nan Shi, take off your shirt and kneel down."

Nan Shi looked up at Chi You like a silly spore: "... huh?"