The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

"Nan Shi met senior brother." Nan Shi bowed his hands respectfully.

Chi You's study gave Nan Shi a strong sense of sight. The ruler that beat him up was still on the corner of the desk, the teacup was still clear after rain, and even the decorations on the Baibao Pavilion were the same as before. It was the same as before.

In other words, the layout and facilities of the entire mansion are exactly the same as the one in the world, adhering to Chi You's preferences, without any change.

Chi You stood in front of the window with his hands behind his back, his outer shirt was casually draped, if Nan Shi didn't know that he had just come back, he would have thought he had just woken up.

"Anan, get up." Chi You said as if he had never thrown him on the street: "It's so late, what's the matter?"

Nan Shi was still thinking about how to open his mouth so that he would not look particularly awkward. Hearing this, he happened to catch up with the conversation. Generally speaking, the two of them started their conversations on the topic of fortune-telling, but Nan Shi racked his brains and couldn't think of it. , Come to the underworld to tell people's fortunes, what intractable diseases need to be asked by Chi You...

Only now did he realize that it had only been five days since he was thrown on the street.

There is no other way, I can only take out the things before birth.

Nan Shi's expression was serious, and he pretended to be a dog: "Senior brother, I came here today because there is one thing that I can't understand. I hope senior brother can teach me."

When Chi You heard the words, he stopped looking at the scenery outside the window, walked and sat down in front of the desk, and the jade fan in his hand fell on the desk with a clatter: "Tell me about it."

Nan Shi asked: "Brother, did you know that I was going to die?"

As soon as these words came out of his mouth, Nan Shi wanted to slap himself twice. What's wrong with him asking, asking this?

This made Chi You answer yes or no?

No matter which one he answered, he always felt embarrassed, and it sounded like a quarrel.

Nan Shi couldn't help sneaking a few glances at the door of the study. He was familiar with this escape route and should be able to escape.

"Are you accusing me?" Chi You smiled instead of anger, but this smile made Nanshi's scalp numb: "How do you know? So what if you don't know?"

"Nanshi dare not." Nanshi decided to change his tone, and said aggrievedly: "Then you didn't remind me?"

Chi You looked over with raised eyebrows, and he waved to Nan Shi: "Come here."

Nan Shi obediently passed by, Chi You put his hand on his face, his pupils were dark, how abyssed: "Nan Shi, you have such a submissive temperament, if it hurts you, why are you obedient? "

Nan Shi said, "Haven't I always been obedient?"

"Oh?" Chi You asked back.

Well, Nan Shi himself didn't quite believe this.Chi You can do 90% of the things that he can do, but never 100%. He always feels that as long as he doesn't step on his senior brother's line, he will be fine, and he can do the rest as he pleases.

He felt that Chi You was also acquiescing to this point.

In fact, if this matter were changed to Two-dimensional, Nanshi’s opening would be the standard "I became the protagonist of the novel after forming a contract with ghosts", but if it were changed to Three-Dimensional, it would not be as beautiful as imagined.

As an adult, Nanshi has his own ideas and rules of doing things, but he is suddenly restrained and has to abide by the rules of heaven, earth, monarch, relative and teacher. Naturally, he has to test the bottom line of the other party so that he can live a more comfortable life.

It's like going to work alone, trembling at the beginning, and after getting familiar with the environment, you will start how to use the rules to maximize paid shit without violating the company's regulations.

Nan Shi touched his nose and said with a guilty conscience, "Most of them are still listening."

Chi You suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped him, not hard, but not light enough, enough to make Nan Shi a little dazed.After Chi You finished the beating, he wiped his hands with a handkerchief: "Although I don't always slap people in the face, and I don't like to slap people in the face, since you asked, don't blame me for scolding you."

Nan Shi touched his face, and a hot feeling came up, Chi You said slowly: "What I said is that you can't surpass it with one step."

"I'm confident that I never restrained you too much..." Chi You said this, but stopped again, not going any further.

What next, say he is naughty?Still unbearable?If he dared to say this, Nan Shi would dare to respond, but it was useless to say it.

Nan Shi took it very consciously: "But I just don't want to hit the south wall and don't let go. If I hit the south wall, I want to see if I can hit someone to death?"

Chi You snorted coldly, but didn't speak, but Nan Shi was very clear about the meaning.

Nan Shi said with a little embarrassment: "Senior brother, I was wrong, we will not talk about this matter, I asked you this matter is not to pursue my death or not, I think the underworld is very good, there is food and drink In terms of work, there is more money and less work, and it is close to home. In the world, even if you fly to Northern Europe, you don’t get this kind of treatment. You will be happy if you die, I don’t think..."

Halfway through Nan Shi's speech, he found that Chi You's eyes became more and more cold, his heart panicked, and he quickly started to jump repeatedly: "But people always want to live, I will definitely work hard to learn to change my life against the sky... By the way, senior brother, what exactly is going to be done to change your life against the sky? This is a bit like a time-reversing spell? Should I practice from apples and apple cores first?"

Nan Shi remembered seeing "Doctor Strange" before, the protagonist seems to have practiced from Apple, the specific operation seems to be to modify the timeline?Does he want to be so high-end?

Chi You sneered, "If you're not afraid of being wiped out, then go ahead and try."

Changing one's fate against the sky, not being able to use it easily, something that no one else dared to think about, Nan Shi used it to get an apple?The family lacks an apple for him to eat or something?

"Then how can I learn him..." Nan Shi asked embarrassingly.

Chi You said lightly: "You need a chance. When the chance comes, you will know it. You don't need others to teach you anything."

"……what?"

Nan Shi was dumbfounded at the moment, what does Chi You mean?

Does he mean that he should leave it alone, anyway, let’s not care about the three-seven-two-one one and tell fortunes first, and then figure out when the opportunity will come, he will be able to open up Ren Du’s second vein at once.

Putting nothing else aside, when will the opportunity come?Isn't this saying the same as Qiyu, if you are unlucky, you will not be able to touch it for a lifetime?

Nan Shi still wanted to say something, but Chi You got up and stood up.Nan Shiben was standing beside Chi You, and when he got up together, the oppressive feeling brought about by the height difference became obvious all at once.Chi You stretched out his hand and grabbed his wrist, and tapped it lightly in the air like a dragonfly touching water. Nan Shi seemed to have pressed something substantial, and the golden light exploded instantly, countless golden dots overflowed from his fingertips, and soon A compass was formed in the air.

At the same time, Nan Shi felt that his energy was being swallowed up quickly, but in the process of growing from scratch, he became inexplicably sleepy, his eyelids were clenched, and he wished he could just fall asleep.

He bit his lip, trying to wake himself up, and the compass in mid-air also showed signs of collapsing because of his movements.

Chi You glanced at him sideways, and put his other hand in between his brows. Nan Shi suddenly became much more energetic, and the inexplicable sleepiness disappeared. He widened his eyes and asked a very unpromising question: "... this Is there any use?"

Chi You reprimanded in a low voice: "Shut up, let's meditate and understand."

Nan Shi: "Oh."

When the compass was completely stabilized, Chi You held Nan Shi's wrist and traced in the air, and several characters slowly lit up. Nan Shi looked at it consecutively and found that it was his own horoscope.

With a swipe of Chi You's hand, something suddenly appeared in Nan Shi's mind, and he heard his own voice coldly and without emotion recite in his mind: "Nan Shi, born in Gui You Year, Gui Chou On the day of Jiyou, he died in the month of Gengyin in the year of Xinchou..."

In a few simple words, he explained his entire life.

Chi You said softly: "This is your fate, if you want to change your fate against the sky, what do you think?"

"Change the year of death?" Nan Shi said uncertainly.

Chi You didn't even bother to look at him when he heard the words, and directly took him to touch one or two hexagrams: "I told you repeatedly that there is only one image, have you ever remembered it?"

"Yes." Nan Shi seemed to be dreaming back to the senior three classroom, and before Chi You could ask again, he asked again: "Then change my fate to Gong Xingchen? Tell me to go smoothly?"

The fate of the stars is born, and it depends on two things at the time of each person's birth: gender and birth date.

Once it lands, the horoscope has already been formed, and there is no reason to change it—but it can be changed in modern times, such as undergoing a sex reassignment operation, the fate of men and women is different.

"Yes." Chi You nodded.

Chi You took Nanshi and tapped on the compass, and directly called out the stars behind the compass. Suddenly, he heard a thunderous sound outside, which made the whole room tremble. Chi You seemed to have noticed something, and stopped up.

He almost took Nan Shi directly to change his own fate.

With his hesitation, the compass in the air dissipated, and Nan Shi asked softly: "So I just need to find a way to force out this compass, and then change my own stars, is it considered as changing my fate against the sky?"

"Yes."

Chi You let go of Nan Shi's wrist, and Nan Shi rubbed his hand, as if he had realized something in his heart, but it seemed that there was a layer of veil behind him, so he couldn't get through it.

He muttered to himself: "Actually, I'm more worried about what to do if lightning really falls. My small body can't resist lightning. Should I find a place with a lightning rod before changing my life?"

After Chi You listened, he wanted to reprimand him for being so ambitious, but before he knew how to open the secret map of Luoshu, he thought about how to avoid lightning, but saw Nan Shi talking, pointing his fingers out of thin air, and his fingertips really splashed A few strands of golden light appeared, and a faint compass took shape in the air.

Nan Shi himself was obviously a little confused. He didn't think about anything just now, but just imitated his senior brother's gesture and clicked casually, and it really opened it for him!

He really is the type that God rewards with food!

He, Nan Xiao, a genius of heaven, will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow to change his name to Nan Aotian!From then on, he embarked on a journey of promotion and salary increase, marrying Bai Fumei, and the pinnacle of life!Think about it and get a little excited!

He turned his head and said happily to Chi You, "Senior brother, I'll open it...".

Before he could utter the last word, the golden light on his fingertips suddenly shook, and the unfinished compass collapsed into a handful of golden smoke, which dissipated in the air. When Nan Shi closed his eyes, he was about to fall forward .

Seeing this, Chi You reached out to stop Nan Shi's waist, and picked him upright.He frowned slightly, and wiped Nan Shi's wrist with one hand, and knowing that he was just a little overdrawn, he called out: "Qinghe, take the young master to rest."

"Put some medicine on his face and ask Qing Lan to take care of him."

Qing He's figure came out from behind the screen, she bent her knees, and stepped forward to take Nan Shi. "Yes, Mountain Lord."

Chi You sat down in front of the desk again, his eyes fell on the ruler on one side, he picked it up, and played with it in his palm.

This ruler can be regarded as having some origins. When he was young, his master used it to teach him, and when he was older, he used it to teach Nan Shi.

Suddenly, Chi You raised his hand, and the ruler raised high, and landed heavily on his forearm.The ruler is made of high-quality huanghuali wood, which is very tough, and of course it hurts very much when hitting someone.

The skin was hit suddenly, and a purple bloodstain quickly swelled up. He didn't hold back his hand at all. The blow was real, and the skin along the edge of the ruler mark had already been broken. Chi You put the ruler down without seeing it. Standing aside, he casually covered his sleeves, not caring at all that the blood soaked his clothes, and plum blossoms fell on the sleeves.

He hit Nanshi because Nanshi was stubborn and unbearable to be disciplined, harmed himself and benefited others, and didn't cherish himself.

He beat himself because he, Chi Youyan, was the teacher of Nanshi, but he was not good at discipline.

He has always been fair.

This is also very good...

Chi You thought slowly.

***

Nan Shi always felt that he had slept extremely well this time, with familiar auras everywhere around him, and it was incomparably safe. When he woke up, he didn't know where he was for a moment, and even rolled around hugging the quilt.

There was a knock on the outside door, Nan Shi said something to come in, and saw Qing Lan coming in with breakfast. "The servant has seen the young master."

"Hey? Qinglan?" Nan Shiban sat up and slapped himself on the head, only then did he realize that he was in the underworld.

He squinted his eyes and looked at the surrounding environment: "Why is it the same here as above?"

The place where he lives is actually exactly the same as the bedroom in the human world, with modern decoration, even the location of the hole he made wrong when he installed the wifi is exactly the same.

"Steward Zhou ordered me to install it as it is." Qing Lan put the breakfast on the table, and said with a light smile, "Steward Zhou even went to ask the Mountain Master whether you want your yard or not, but the Mountain Master didn't say no. .”

I didn't say no, but I wanted it.

"That's it."

Qing Lan still didn't get too close, Nan Shi changed her clothes and put on the long gown that she hadn't worn for a long time, she always felt comfortable in every part of her body - except her face.

Yesterday, he was slapped by his senior brother. Although it doesn't hurt now, but after the medicine was applied, the medicine may be a little too strong, and it feels chilly, but it feels more present.

Nan Shi changed his clothes and walked to the table to eat, but saw Qinglan took a few steps back and was about to go out, so he quickly stopped her: "Qinglan, thank you last time...it's okay, I won't go out now Why are you afraid, you don't have to avoid me."

Qing Lan covered her lips with her sleeves, she frowned, and said in a low voice, "You don't have to thank you, you are a slave and a maidservant should do...Young Master, are you really not afraid?"

As she spoke, she moved her sleeves away, and the originally clean and beautiful face suddenly turned into a fierce ghost with green face and fangs, with the effect of bleeding from all seven orifices.

With a snap, the bowl in Nan Shi's hand fell onto the table.

Nan Shi covered his heart with one hand and his eyes with the other, and said in pain, "Thank you for letting my heart that is no longer beating experience the feeling of beating crazily!"

It turned out that he was not afraid of ghosts anymore, but he was not afraid of ghosts that looked like normal people!He is still afraid of the bloody and miserable ones!

Qing Lan put her face away, she was obviously in a good mood, she didn't care whether Nan Shi saw it or not, she bent her knees and went out.

It took a while for Nan Shi to recover, and then he ate his breakfast with a bowl in his hand. Just after breakfast, a message popped up on his mobile phone, the ID was 'Li Qingtian': [Xiao Nan, your visa is ready, when are you leaving? ? 】

Perhaps it was because of a conversation with Chi You that Nan Shi didn't have the sense of urgency he had before, but this was what he promised the other party before. He is not in a hurry, but Mr. Li is in a hurry!He replied: [Then I'll pack up my things and we'll set off in an hour. 】

【OK!Thanks! ] Mr. Li replied quickly, and Nan Shi hurriedly cleaned up, thinking that it would not be good to just run away, so he ran to the next door to see Chi You, and said hello to him before leaving.

Chi You obviously hasn't slept yet, his clothes are still the same as yesterday, and the inside and outside of the house are permeated with a lazy, old-fashioned aroma, which is very strange, and Nan Shi has never smelled it before.

Nan Shi looked around strangely, and found that on the way here today, he didn't see a single servant inside or outside.

Including Chi You's room, Qing He was not serving either.

"I met senior brother." Nan Shi said: "Senior brother, I promised a client to accompany him to the world once, and I will be back in about three to five days."

Chi You responded dispensably: "Understood, you can go."

Nan Shi nodded, and then heard Chi You continue: "Be careful, if you get hit by something on the way back, the Jade Emperor will not be able to save you."

"Yes, brother." Nan Shi smiled awkwardly: "No, don't worry."

"I hope you remember." After Chi You said, he waved his hand, indicating that he could leave.

Nan Shi saluted again, and was about to leave, when he suddenly heard a small sound, as if water had fallen on the ground, and at the same time, the peculiar fragrance became more and more intense.

Could it be that there was a water leak in his brother's room?

Nan Shi moved his nose and said, "Brother, your incense smells really good today."

Chi You glanced at him lazily, Nan Shi turned and left without thinking too much.

There were still no servants on the way out, and it wasn't until they reached the front yard that they saw people coming and going. Nan Shi casually grabbed one and asked, "Why is there no one serving you later today? Brother told you not to go?"

The man bowed and replied: "Young master, it is the order of the mountain master."

"Oh." Nan Shi thought for a while and said, "Let me tell Steward Zhou, why is my senior brother so unattended? I saw that he was still sitting, not sleeping, and the tea was cold."

"Yes."

Nan Shi nodded, wondering if he was mad at his senior brother yesterday?Forget it, Steward Zhou has a good relationship with his senior brother, let him try to persuade him...

As soon as Nan Shi arrived downstairs, he saw Mr. Li: "Why are you here?"

Mr. Li was also a little surprised: "Xiao Nan, why did you come back from outside?"

Nan Shi looked at his long gown, and said that no one believed him when he went for a morning run, so he said, "I went out for morning tea, and came back in a hurry after receiving your message. Wait a moment, I'll go up and pack two pieces of clothes Just go with you."

"Ok, I will wait for you."

Nan Shi said that he had to clean up, but there was nothing to clean up. He only had two clothes in total, and left a note on the table telling Zhuo Wen that he was going out for a while, and then Nan Shi went downstairs again.

Mr. Li was waiting for him, and Nan Shi hurried over: "Okay, let's go—how should we get to the world?"

"Take a plane!" Mr. Li said, "Let's take a taxi to the airport first. I've already done it. Let's wait a bit!"

"Yeah." Nan Shi replied twice, and while he was waiting, he suddenly saw the sheriff's cat squatting in the grass next to him, and a white cat squatting not far away, and the two cats were looking at them.

Nan Shi wasn't very vengeful either, he waved at them, and the sheriff cat came over, but the white cat didn't dare to go forward.

The sheriff cat walked around Nan Shi, its fluffy tail rubbed against his calf, looking like a goblin.

Nan Shi hesitated for a moment, and bought a feeder from the system that stored a large can of cat food, and put it under the corridor. With this can, it was enough for the two of them to eat for seven or eight days.

Seeing him, Mr. Li said, "Xiao Nan, why are you feeding the cat?"

"Don't we have to do some good deeds to accumulate virtue!" Nan Shi smacked the sheriff cat's forehead: "This little bastard looks pitiful, so thin, and everyone says that cats are lucky. Look at me and Li. For the sake of feeding you, I wish the two of us a smooth ride this time!"

The sheriff cat raised its head and let out a low cry: "Meow."

Super short and not cute at all.

Especially if it sounds like... crawling!