The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Nanshi is the first time to take a flight from Hell, and it looks no different from the one in the human world. I heard that it used to be in the shape of a flying saucer, but when going to the human world, some living people suddenly saw the flight from Hell due to various factors and thought it was an alien. Humans invaded, and what's more, they were able to take pictures of the planes in the underworld and get them out with a stone hammer, causing the human government to panic and panic.

In the end, the underworld will be counted together, forget it, let’s maintain unity with the world, everyone is a civil servant, why bother to embarrass each other.

Mr. Li still bought the first-class cabin. There are only twelve seats in the first-class cabin of the huge plane, and the space is very spacious.It was Nanshi's first time to fly first class, and it was a Hell flight, so he couldn't help looking around curiously, but fortunately there was no one in the first class, otherwise it would be a bit embarrassing.

Mr. Li holds a teacup and sits on the seat. The plane has already taken off and is sailing smoothly. Above the clouds is an artificial sun developed by the underworld. This artificial sun is quite magical. It looks no different from the normal sun on the ground. When it arrives It looked like a strange big iron ball above the clouds, and it was not very dazzling.

After looking at it for a while, Nanshi became obsessed with the food distributed by the crew, from boxed lunches to noodles to cake desserts, as well as various fruit snacks. Often, before Nanshi finished eating the cakes, the flight attendants passing by would come over with a smile and ask what they needed. No need for ice cream.

I gave ice cream, and I will also give you two delicious buns. The bread is dipped in ice cream and eaten together, it is simply stunning.

"This flight crew belonged to Sichuan Airlines, right?" Nan Shi muttered with his stomach full.

Mr. Li also hiccupped from eating. He glanced at the flight information, nodded and said, "Really, this month is the crew of Sichuan Airlines... It's convenient to recruit people in the underworld. What do you do before you are alive? What will you do after death? Even training save."

Nan Shi gave a thumbs up.

The stewardess came over again with deliciously baked egg tarts. Nan Shi glanced at them painfully, and finally motioned for two!

When Nanshi was halfway through the meal, the captain reminded all passengers to fasten their seat belts. With the help of the stewardess, Nanshi fastened the seat belts. Mr. Li pointed out the window and said, "That is The boundary wall between the world and the underworld, come and see."

Nan Shi quickly poked his head out to take a look, and saw that the distant sky was covered by a light curtain that kept jumping like an ocean. Outside the light curtain, mountains could be vaguely seen, and there were many variegated spots at the bottom of the light curtain. , the distance is too far, and I can't see what it is.

Mr. Li glanced at it and said, "Those are lonely ghosts who can't enter the underworld, and those who want to illegally cross the border, they are stopped..."

"I understand illegal immigration." Nan Shi looked at the group of variegated dots with a little fear: "But can the underworld not accept people?"

"Of course, the underworld doesn't accept everyone, it can accept people who died normally like you." Li Lao explained: "It's more complicated, there are many situations where the underworld doesn't accept people, you can ask the system Ask... Boundary Wall is a dangerous place, and you'd better not come here when you turn around, there are black and white impermanence there every day to harvest people who want to smuggle illegally, and if you are caught, you will be out of your wits."

"If you are killed by mistake, you have nothing to say."

Nan Shi responded, and he clicked his tongue. Hell, this is considered a standard cyberpunk, right?The upper, middle and lower floors live like a paradise, while the bottom floors live like a hell. The maintenance of social stability depends on violent suppression.

Just as I was talking, the variegated dots at the bottom suddenly began to dissipate in flakes, and some black and white dots mixed into it. After a while, there were only black and white dots left at the bottom, and only a few red dots survived. They were quickly moving away from the boundary wall , and soon disappeared.

"Those are black and white impermanence, all AI, ruthless." Mr. Li said.

"A little scary."

"Isn't that right! That's why people should do good deeds while they're alive, and accumulate virtue. As long as they can enter the underworld and redeem their sins honestly, they can still live a good life... If the soul is gone, there will be no future."

Nan Shi nodded in response, feeling a little uncomfortable, but he couldn't say much.

The plane hit the boundary wall at an extremely fast speed, and the boundary wall spread out like water ripples for the plane to pass over.

As soon as he entered the human world, the sky quickly dimmed, as if shrouded by ghost energy, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and even the sun was invisible, until he flew for a while, passing from one mountain range to another. I saw the sun.

The flight attendant came over to distribute the parasols and reminded that today is a sunny day in the world, reminding the passengers to avoid direct sunlight to avoid damage.

The plane includes several landing points. The landing point of the ticket bought by Mr. Li is in his hometown Y City. Y City belongs to Zhejiang Province and is very close to Jiangsu. Nanshi thought that he would stop by when he helped the old man find the cat I went back to the shop to have a look, and went to play with Xingxian on the way.

After the plane took off a few times, the flight attendant reminded them that they were ready to get off the plane, and conveniently brought Nan Shi two butter buns, and packed him a bag of various desserts, saying that Nan Shi liked to eat a lot. I gave it to Nan Shi to eat on the way.

Nan Shi: Disgraceful X!

Nan Shi originally thought it was just the two of them, but when he got off the plane, a group of black suits came over and bowed to Mr. Li like a gangster movie: "Grandpa, Daan!"

Nan Shi: "...?!"

Mr. Li waved his hand, let the black suit follow them, and pulled Nan Shi and said, "Don't panic, he works in my son's company. He runs a bodyguard company. He was afraid that it would be unsafe for me to come out alone, so he sent him from the company." The two brothers will follow us."

The 'two' is really an imaginary number, there are at least twelve bodyguards here.

The bodyguard quickly put up the umbrella to cover the old man's head, and some people wanted to help Nan Shi hold the umbrella, but Nan Shi signaled that he didn't need it, so he put it up and stepped into the sunshine.

To be honest, he was a little curious.

He knows that ghosts are afraid of the sun, but it seems that stronger ghosts are not so afraid. At most, they will feel uncomfortable, but he doesn't know exactly what this discomfort is... To put it bluntly, he is just curious.

Now on the way to the garage to pick up the car, Nan Shi looked at the big brother bodyguard who was not paying attention, so he quietly reached out to catch the sun, seeing that he was about to go out of the range of the parasol, but someone grabbed his wrist, The bodyguard reminded: "Mr. Nan, please don't take your hands and feet out of the umbrella. It's noon now, the sun is the most violent, and the soul and body are easily damaged."

Nan Shi pulled his wrist back as if nothing had happened, and said with a gentle and polite smile, "Thank you."

The bodyguard brother can be regarded as reading thousands of sails, and suddenly he can't see the depth of this fortune teller. Could it be that the other party is an old ghost with a high level of cultivation, who is not afraid of the sun at all?

But in the end, this person is not his master, just a reminder that he has done his duty.

Nan Shi was still a little curious, taking advantage of the last moment before getting into the car, he brushed his hand through the sunlight as if casually and naturally, then closed the door and got into the car.

Someone saw it, but Nan Shi's calm look didn't look like he was hurt, so he didn't say much.

Nan Shi smiled: "Let's go."

——Damn it hurts! ! !

His left hand felt like it had been soaked in boiling water, and it was burning hot and painful. He glanced at the back of his hand quietly. The back of his hand was still the color between pale and dead white, and the blue blood vessels showed through the skin. Come, it looks more and more shockingly white.

Fortunately, not red.

Otherwise, it's really embarrassing.

Mr. Li didn't notice that Nan Shi made a small death while he wasn't paying attention. After he ordered the bodyguards to drive in the northeast direction, he asked, "Xiao Nan, is it the northeast direction?"

"Yes, it's in the northeast." Outside the airport is the main road in the world. It's relatively remote, there are no people, and it's not too clean. There are plastic bags and garbage everywhere on the road, but the color of the asphalt makes Nanshi feel good. , I want to shout "I'm finally back!" '.

Nan Shi looked at it for a while and then said: "It's better not to follow the path of ghosts, but to follow the path of humanity, it will be clearer."

"Okay." Li Lao responded repeatedly.

After a while, the car drove onto the avenue, and there were more and more cars around. The car is a ghost car, so naturally you don't have to obey the traffic rules, and you don't have to stick to whether the road is going straight to the northeast, just go straight ahead Well, the railings couldn't stop them anyway.

A bodyguard turned on the map navigation and signaled Nanshi to look at it.

The map extends to the northeast according to their current location. There are about five or six mountains on the left and right of the extension line, but none of them are on the extension line. These mountains are all in the suburbs of City Y. If you go further northeast, you will have to Into the mountains.

"Mr. Nan, please advise." The bodyguard said.

Nan Shi scratched the map with his hand, and saw the locations of those mountains clearly. According to theoretical calculations, these mountains are actually in the northeast, and they may all be the location of Mr. Li's cat.

He thought about it for a while... Hey, if you don't make a decision, you can figure it out.

He took out the copper coin and tossed it immediately. Is Mr. Li's cat on the mountain he thought of?

Yuan Ji.

Nan Shi pointed to the mountain: "Just this one, drive directly to the back of the mountain, and then we'll go up and look for it."

"Okay." The bodyguard replied to Mr. Li: "Grandpa, please sit down for a while, and you will be in the suburbs in about half an hour."

"Okay, have you brought all the things you asked to bring?" Mr. Li asked.

"Bring it, it's all in the trunk."

Only then did Mr. Li's brows relax, his complexion was ruddy, his eyes were bright, and his face was full of anticipation, as if he was picking up a long-lost child.

Nan Shi secretly shook his head, do cats really have such a great charm?He remembered that there was a girl looking for him before, and followed his brother's order to chase him all the way, and finally came to ask him where the cat was.

I don't know how the girl is doing now.

The underworld is so good, they should be living happily too!

Having said that, is the charm of cats so great?He thought of the sheriff cat who had scratched his paw, and shook his head.

It's fine to pull two handfuls of fur at ordinary times, but he definitely doesn't have the patience to ask him to raise him. He is too tired to raise himself, let alone raise a cat.

After driving for a while, the mountain was already in sight. As Nanshi said, the sunny side of this mountain is full of terraced fields. It is winter now, and there are no crops. The water stored in the terraced fields is covered by the sun. When it is illuminated, it is reflected green, which is really beautiful.

With the terraced fields as the goal, the car passed directly across the mountain and arrived at the back of the mountain.

Noon passed, and the sun was still so warm. Nan Shi and Mr. Li both held up umbrellas, but the bodyguards did not. They fished out several sacks of colorful packaging from the trunk, all of which reflected With the head of the cat, Mr. Li walked over to get a pack of freeze-dried snacks, shaking while walking, and shouted: "Mimi——! I'm coming——! Where are you!"

Nan Shi also had a pack of snacks stuffed in his hand, so he asked to look for it together.

The bodyguards did not take individual snacks, four cars, a total of sixteen sacks, they carried the sacks on their shoulders, and walked behind Mr. Li's buttocks.Nan Shi took a look, good guy, it's full of cat food and cat snacks.

Mr. Li explained: "Xiaonan, didn't you say that my Mimi is living a good life! I'm going to reincarnate, and it's not easy to take Yiyi away, so I prepared a little more food and put it here later. Yi get a timing feeder, don’t tell Yi to be hungry, it’s the latest taste from the underworld! Yi will definitely like it!”

Mr. Li said with a smile on his face, as if he had found the cat.

"So that's how it is." Nan Shi boasted insincerely, "It's still your thoughtfulness!"

"Raise a son! You'll understand when you have a child!" Mr. Li said, shaking the bag again: "Mimi, come out for snacks!"

Being a ghost, the body is very light. Nanshi and their group climbing the mountain did not seem very difficult. There is only an official winding mountain road on the back of the mountain, which is clean and tidy, and the rest is full of dense forests.

Of course, a mature cat will not live near the highway, they have to go deep into the mountains and old forests.

Once you walk into the dense forest, you don't need to hold an umbrella.Nan Shi followed Mr. Li's footsteps and shook the bag. Suddenly, there seemed to be a sound in the grass next to him. Mr. Li suddenly cheered up, shook the bag and whispered, "Mimi? Is that you? Mimi?"

A small meow came from the grass: "Meow!"

Soon, a civet cat came out, and Yi Yi assumed an attacking posture, looking at them vigilantly, but did not dare to go forward.

When Mr. Li saw it, he immediately sighed dejectedly: "It's not my Mimi."

This was obviously the soul of a dead civet cat. Generally, civet cats are very fierce. Seeing Yi's eyes fixed on the freeze-dried food in Mr. Li's hand, he knew that Yi was starving.

Mr. Li spilled half a bag of freeze-dried on the ground, waved his hand and said, "Let's go, let's look for it."

Nan Shi thought for a while, and quickly stopped him, "Wait a minute, this is not the way to find it. I'll do the math to see the specific direction."

"Okay!" Mr. Li couldn't wait for it. Nanshi found a flat place at random, tossed a coin and figured out where the cat is, the hexagram Kun, the hexagram Kun represents the southwest, that is to say, it's right to look for it in the valley. .

This area is still a bit too big. The mountain seems to be such a piece of land. Only people who walk in it can know how big the area is.

He changed the question of how long it would take Mr. Li to find the cat, and did some calculations. Unexpectedly, one of the copper coins rolled into the grass pile when it rolled down. Nan Shi hurriedly looked for it. The way got stuck between two grasses.

This kind of performance means that this question can no longer be calculated in a short time, and an accurate answer cannot be calculated even if it is calculated.

what's the situation?

Nan Shi was about to change another entry and continue, when suddenly, a few copper coins began to vibrate.

The ground was flat and soft, but the copper coins lying flat on the ground began to vibrate in situ, as if an earthquake was about to occur.

Nan Shi was still puzzled, but the face of the bodyguards on the side changed drastically, and they dragged him into the crowd. Before Nan Shi had time to pick up his copper coins, he was surrounded by the bodyguards in a circle, and took Mr. Li and him into a circle. They are all in the middle.

"What's the situation?" Nan Shi was still paying attention to his copper coin, which was given to him by Chi You. If he loses it, he doesn't know if he will hit it or not, but he will definitely not have a good face.

Mr. Li's face was heavy, and he said in a deep voice, "Someone is here."

"...?" When people come, people come, why do they get together?

Nan Shi didn't have time to ask questions in the future, when he saw a strange blue-gray mist suddenly rose in the sky covered by dense forests, and something seemed to be rushing towards him in the distance. And Nan Shihu is in the middle.

"Don't make any noise!" The captain of the bodyguard shouted in a low voice: "We are in the dense forest, as long as we don't provoke them, the other party will not come towards us."

"It's a big monster!"

Hearing this, Mr. Li covered his mouth and nose with his hands. Although Nan Shi didn't know the use of doing so, he followed suit.

After a while, a few people saw a bright yellow shadow rushing down from the road, like a whirlwind, the surrounding wind blew up, it was not clear whether it was a natural wind or the whirlwind brought it, blowing the whole forest up and down, rustle.

The sky was cloudy and it looked like it was going to rain.

The whirlwind came extremely fast, and it followed the curve of the road all the way down, like a mudslide, where the vegetation was broken, the rocks were broken, and the asphalt road had cracks like fireworks, as if it had been hit by something huge. The weight stomps the same.

Seeing that Yi Yi was about to pass by Nan Shi and the others, Boss Li suddenly yelled, "Mi-mi-!"

After the whirlwind, everyone could see clearly that it was a cat as big as a truck - it might not be appropriate to call it Yimao at this moment, it would be better to call it a monster.

Yi's icy vertical pupils slowly turned around and looked at Mr. Li and his party.Regardless of the pull of the bodyguards, Mr. Li pushed them away and went out of the dense forest, yelling, "Mimi! I'm here! Dinner is ready!"

The bodyguards had no choice but to go out together, but left Nan Shi alone.

Nan Shi stood on the spot and looked at the big cat in the distance. For some reason, he always felt something bad in his heart, but he couldn't say why.

Could this be Mr. Li's cat?

Is this cat a little too exaggerated?

Mr. Li rushed forward, opened his arms and hugged the big cat's left leg, and put his face on it contentedly: "Mimi, I finally found you..."

"Have you been doing well these years? I miss you every day in the underworld, and I am afraid that you will lose weight from hunger. I brought you your favorite beef-flavored freeze-dried food. Would you like to eat some?" He turned The head shouted: "You guys! Quick, unload everything and give it to my Mimi!"

Seeing that the big cat had no intention of attacking, the bodyguards thought about the same thing as Nan Shi. They expected that the cat would not attack its owner either, so they left two people to stand guard beside Mr. Li, and the rest of them held the tens of thousands on their shoulders. Several sacks were all unloaded, and the cat food was quickly piled up into a hill.

The big cat looked at their actions coldly, and Mr. Li was still holding Yi Yi's paws, which could be said to be full of old tears: "Eat, eat, eat quickly! Look, you are hungry and thin!"

Nan Shi couldn't help but laugh, this is still thin?It's obviously a lot bigger, okay?

He also walked out slowly, planning to join Mr. Li and the others.

"Mimi, why don't you eat? Eat quickly!" Mr. Li urged.

The big cat squinted his eyes, and looked around, as if he was looking at something.

Yiyi lowered his head, suddenly bit a bodyguard on the side of the cat food, ate it in his mouth, and then a cloud of blood exploded from Yiyi's mouth.

There was a playful and cruel light in Yi Yi's eyes, he lowered his head and took another bite, biting another bodyguard, biting him in half.

Mr. Li looked at Yi Yi tremblingly: "Mimi...?"

With a move of the big cat's paw, it threw Mr. Li aside. It was clear at a glance which one was better, a soul with cultivation base or a soul with astigmatism that was about to reincarnate. The rest of the bodyguards took out their guns, and the red laser hit the It seems that it has no effect on the skin of billions.

The big cat just took one bite after another, eating up all the bodyguards.

"Meow!" Yi called out and walked towards Mr. Li. Suddenly, Yi stopped and looked to one side.

Nan Shi was standing at the exit of the dense forest, stared at by Yi.