The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

Cold sweat fell from Nan Shi's forehead, and when those inorganic eyes met Nan Shi's, Nan Shi's first reaction was: run away!Still shaking ass!If you don't escape, you will die!

Nan Shi didn't even hesitate for a second, turned around and ran into the dense forest.

Just kidding, this kind of big cat with a "biscuit" in its mouth has no luck to squeeze it!

The woods are really dense, and Nan Shi hoped that the woods could block the footsteps of some kind of monster like a hill, but he only heard the crackling sound of wood crackling like firecrackers behind him, and he didn't even need to look back to know that it was a tree cover. crushed.

Fortunately, Nan Shi is now a ghost, possessing Ah Piao's racial talent, he can see trees through trees, and rocks through rocks. If he was still a human, he might be caught by the dog on the spot after running less than 500 meters.

But it was useless, he ran in a straight line, but so did the opponent!

But at any rate, the other party has brought a physical body, so he still has to suffer a little bit.

The sound of heavy footsteps was getting closer and closer to him, as if they were right next to his ears.

Nan Shi knew that running like this was definitely not an option. Although he didn't know if the monster could become smaller, what if it could?The other party came back to his senses and shrunk his body, he still wanted to run with two legs over four legs?What a spring and autumn dream!Olympic champions don't have this ability!

He blindly guessed that his senior brother must have sent someone by his side, and without thinking about it, he shouted: "Qinglan Qinghe Qingying, help me ahhhh!"

It's a pity that no familiar blue shadow appeared by his side.

This is really terrible!

Nan Shi didn't know how long he had been running, he could hear himself panting like a cow and the low roar of an emperor's engine that felt one meter away behind him, he didn't know how long he could last.

At this moment, he suddenly heard someone shouting: "Here! Here! Come here!"

When Nan Shi turned his head, he saw a young man who was also running. His speed was very fast, and he looked far more relaxed than Nan Shi. He even looked back with ease.

"Don't stand still! I'm calling you!" The young man shouted again.

Nan Shi immediately turned a corner and ran towards him. The young man stretched out his hand to Nan Shi. As soon as the two of them held hands, Nan Shi was dragged into a dark place the next moment.

——It's not appropriate to say that it's dark, there is still light, but my intuition tells Nanshi that this is a very small and dark room, so small that Nanshi feels like he can get out just by stretching his head.

The young man clicked his tongue, stuffed Nan Shi, who was panting to death, into the chair, looked at the face still in shock and said, "Why are you running around? You are a ghost, why can't you burrow into the soil? Can the opponent still scratch the ground?"

After the young man finished speaking, he felt the roof tremble, followed by an earthquake and the mountains shaking.The young man gave a fuck, pulled Nan Shi and continued to run down, cursing and saying: "Fuck, it's really digging the ground, is this cat sick?!"

The soil flew past Nanshi's eyes. The young man was different from Nanshi. He seemed to be able to handle all these things with ease. He ran halfway, and suddenly spat out: "Damn, Lao Tzu's grave! Good job! Dead cat, wait for me!" Come on! Don’t think that I can’t do anything to you after you’ve cultivated to perfection!”

The young man pulled Nanshi and began to drill upwards, but within a few seconds they emerged from the ground, in front of them was a big tree, and that big golden cat was not far away, its two Brown soil kept splashing out from its side, and two hills piled up beside it.

As soon as they got their heads up, the big cat stopped digging the hole, looked in their direction, and then roared angrily, and was about to jump here.

The young man hurriedly dragged Nan Shi around the big tree and ran three times to the left and three times to the right. Then the two of them fell into the tree and were swallowed by the tree.

And the big cat outside hit the tree trunk, but different from what it thought, this tree was not the same as those trees that it broke easily. The big tree is still standing still, not even a single leaf has been shaken off.

Seeing the greedy soul disappear, the big cat roared angrily, and bumped into it several times. Seeing that the big tree was not hurt at all, but he was dizzy, roared unwillingly, turned and left.

Before leaving, he pissed on the tree.

The young man gave the big cat a middle finger inside.

Nan Shi supported his knees and panted, "Thank you...brother!"

"You're welcome." The young man panted a little, he raised his hand to open something, and pulled Nan Shi into a place full of shops, like a market, but no one opened the door no matter if it was a stall or a shop.

"Okay, you'll be safe in the ghost market." Then the young man asked, "Why did you mess with it? That cat is notoriously brainless, and eats whatever it sees, but it's usually pretty safe, as long as it doesn't It’s fine to provoke it, and it’s also obedient, never going to Qianshan to eat people and commit crimes.”

"I came to play with my friends. I didn't expect to provoke this thing." Nan Shi's face was a little pale, and he realized that even the long underwear inside seemed to be soaked through, and the silk gown was even more wrinkled. Out of shape.

"What about your friend?"

"It should be eaten." Nan Shi said slowly: "When I passed by, I found that it was going to eat the last one, but when it saw me coming, it came after me... I don't know what happened to my friend."

"Look out." The young man patted Nan Shi on the shoulder: "If this guy doesn't eat three hundred ghosts a year, he has a bad appetite... I also didn't cultivate in my previous life, so I was buried on this mountain. You have to be careful when you go out...Damn it, you dare to dig Lao Tzu's grave!"

As he spoke, the young man became angry again. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to go out to fight the big cat. He walked two steps away. Seeing that Nan Shi didn't respond, he couldn't help but look back at Nan Shi.Nan Shi still stood there stupidly: "I'll kill it and drag it back to make a cat fur mattress! Just wait!"

Nan Shi was still immersed in panic. Although he died, his heart would no longer beat, but the palpitations seemed to have been brought down. For a moment, the sound of blood rushing through the blood vessels rang through his ears. ——Actually, it’s not a big deal, just take it easy a little bit.

When the young man saw Nan, he still didn't move or speak: "...Did I really go?"

Nan Shi let out a long breath slowly, and pressed his heart: "Hey? Then...Come on?"

youth:"……"

"Forget it! Let him go today!" The young man said angrily, and changed the subject very quickly: "I didn't say, are you okay? You don't look very good."

He just wanted to ask Nan Shi what's going on, but when Nan Shi waved his hand to indicate that he was fine, he took out his mobile phone and made a call, and said sincerely, "Yes, I'm going to report, in YY Mountain, H City There is a leopard inside, very big...yes, very big, I just escaped from its grasp, yes, it also ate several people, you must pay attention to safety."

"Wait a minute, I just took some photos, do you have an email address, I can send them as evidence...Okay, I'll send them right away."

Nan Shi hung up the phone before the young man asked, "Who are you calling?"

"Call the police." Nan Shi pressed his heart again: "If you encounter difficulties, find the police uncle. What should you do if you don't deal with such a big monster? Over the mountain is H City. How many people can be trampled to death with one foot?"

Not to mention that the terraced fields in front are a scene of City H, and there are people coming and going. If this monster doesn’t run into City H, he just casually touches the front mountain to eat two people in the dark. Officials have a headache.

As Nan Shi said, he sent the photos he took just before the monsters ate people to the official email address—isn't it strange for him to see such a big cat?From the dense forest, you can see the opponent's figure, which is more than half of the trees. As long as the official checks, you will know that it is not P's.

His mobile phone was also brought by the underworld. Crossing the boundary wall is equivalent to climbing over the wall, and it is also possible to call the world.

What's more, the underworld is futuristic, and he doesn't believe that there are no relevant departments in the official world to deal with these things.

"..." The young man was silent for a while: "You are a ghost now, and you still report to the police in the world?"

"I'm also the ghost of Tuchao when I die." Nan Shi put his hand on his shoulder: "I was a little uncomfortable running just now, thank you, brother, I didn't bring any money with me, I will ask my family to give you more money later." Burn some handmade ingots, the ones with particularly good color."

"Success! Then I won't be polite!" The young man agreed without hesitation, and he looked at Nan Shi: "My name is Guo Mingfan... I think you died not long ago, right? Why didn't you go to the underworld to report?"

"My name is Nanshi... I have a visa with my friends to travel here." Nanshi asked back, "Why don't you go down?"

Guo Mingfan said: "I didn't know very well at first, and no one came to pick me up, and I couldn't figure out where the underworld was... Later I heard from the old ghost here that I belonged to a relatively special situation, which was more complicated. I can't finish talking for a while, have you brought money? Renminbi and local currency are acceptable, and US dollars are also accepted, let's find a place to stay for two days."

"That cat thief is evil and has a grudge. You can see that it is gone, but maybe it is waiting for you to go out nearby... After the ghost market opens in two days, we can go out through another exit."

Nan Shi nodded: "I brought money, it should be enough."

He has the stall money to use these few days, and if it is not enough, he can still use the deposit in his bank card that has not been cancelled.

Guo Mingfan seemed to be very familiar with the ghost market. He wandered around the ghost market with Nan Shi, and found a hotel not long after. U.S. dollars and underworld currency are based on the exchange rate of the day, and if you check out after 10:[-] noon, it will count as another day, card or cash?"

Nan Shi, who was about to use Alipay: "...???"

What, one hundred thousand? !Did he hear correctly?Isn't that the price for a presidential suite in a five-star hotel?

The receptionist was stunned when he saw Nan, and a look of contempt appeared in his eyes: "I can't live in love."

Nan Shi looked at Guo Mingfan, and Guo Mingfan whispered, "That's the price. There is no ID check here, as long as you pay, you can live here."

Nan Shi: "Can't you check your ID?"

"I'm a lonely ghost without an ID."

When Kou Kou Suo Suo Ru Nan, he immediately said without changing his expression: "Then I will open a room for you, and I will live in the ordinary one."

"...It's not necessary? You can live in a room with me, right?"

"There is someone in my room and I can't sleep." Nan Shi said to the front desk: "Open one room for two days, and give the key to Mr. Guo."

The lady at the front desk immediately said with a smile like a flower: "Okay, please wait a moment, sir."

Guo Mingfan took the key, glanced at the room number, and took Nan Shi out, "Then I'll take you to an ordinary hotel first, and I'll just come back and stay. I'll take you out in two days."

Not long after, Nan Shi was taken to a hotel. After showing his ID, the price was much cheaper, only three hundred and one nights.Nan Shi quietly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the wallet was saved.

He looked at his mobile phone. If he can get through to the police station in the world, he should also be able to call through Xingxian, right?

Do you want to scare him?His phone number was given by Qinglan, the trendiest and most fashionable underworld phone number ending in 4444.

Forget it, let's contact his senior brother first... No one followed him, and he wondered if something happened—after all, even when he first entered the underworld, Qinglan followed him secretly.

It has to be said that after all, Nan Shi got used to the habits of Chi You's school and took it for granted.

"Hello? Qingying?" Nanshi called Qingying. Qingying didn't seem to know how to use a mobile phone, so she poked the camera several times before turning on the camera: "Master? What can you do?"

"Yes, I ran into a little trouble just now." Nan Shi said, "I found it strange that no one was following me... Could it be that my senior brother didn't send someone to follow me?"

"No, Qinglan is following you." Qingying frowned, her face darkened: "She's not here? Are you sure?"

"I called, but there was no response." Nan Shi explained, "I didn't see her either."

"Okay, this servant understands." Qingying replied: "Young master, you are trying to find a safe place and don't move around. This servant will immediately ask the Mountain Master for instructions."

"Okay." Nan Shi hung up the phone and threw the copper coin out.

Down the ridge and up the dui, the hexagram is: sleepy.

Nan Shi frowned... Who trapped Qing Lan?

***

On the other side, a special department of the country.

"Are you sure it's not P's?" A bubbly young man stared at the photo on the big screen, and the big cat taller than a tree looked like it was taken by comparison: "Isn't it scientific! I have never received news that there is such a monster in YY Mountain!"

Another young man with glasses opened the alarm recording, tapped his fingers on the computer a few times, and soon showed the device from which the call came from: "Apple 101 version for hell, it's a ghost calling the police... Confirmed .”

As expected by Nanshi, with the increasing number of deaths among young people born in the 80s and 90s in modern times, the number of alarm calls received by the government is also gradually increasing. An automatic identification function has been added to the system. Ordinary people call the police and receive the general customer service, and ghosts call the police and receive the special department customer service.

"If it's this big, you have to check it out." The young man with glasses made a phone call: "Hello, old black? I'm..."

The Liuliuqi young man shrugged his shoulders: "Okay, then I can only go to work."

***

Not long after Nan Shi hung up the phone, he received an unexpected call.

"Fuck your mother! How dare you touch my brother's money! I'm fucked! Didn't expect it, I tied my brother's Alipay into an intimate payment..." Nan Shi silently carried the phone away from his ears , turned on the loudspeaker, and waited until Guo Xingxian took a breath before sighing: "Guoer, you are so fierce!"

"Fuck... what the hell?" Guo Xingxian's voice changed, "Nan Xiaoshi? What the hell are you alive?! Ah?!"

"Dead." Nan Shi smiled and said, "You're very capable of calling the ghost yourself! Believe it or not, I'm going to find you right now along the network cable!"

Guo Xiaoxian couldn't express his feelings without spitting out his fragrance right now: "You fucking come! Come now! If you don't come, I'll fucking dig your grave!"

"I learned two tricks from my godfather, do you want me to set up another incense case for you? A pig's head?"

"Climb!" Nan Shi cursed with a smile, and instantly grasped the point: "Are you with your godfather?"

"That's right, it's not that you died suddenly. I... my parents are not too relieved, let me go back to my hometown for half a month before going back." The part about whether Shi Shi died or not was pinched, tsk, shame on me!

"Let me tell you, if you don't invite me to eat for a month, you won't be able to get through this time!"

"Yes, yes, there is a chance." Nan Shi said: "I am not convenient to come out now, I will come to see you in a few days, don't worry too much, I have a good time down here, the underworld allocated a garden for me Bungalow, my brother's house is next door to my house, I go there to chat and brag when I have nothing to do, and I don't have to go to work, I am always happy."

Guo Xingxian also had an enterprise-level understanding. He didn’t hear anything else, but he heard the main point: "What?! Your senior brother died too?! Damn your sect is cursed, right? Can you die together?"

Nan Shi: "..."

Ah, I forgot, I never told Xiaoxian that his senior brother Chi You died 800 years ago...maybe more than 1000 years ago.

Guo Xingxian bluffed and said: "Listen to me, Nanshi, you should quit the sect quickly! This is too bad luck! Don't tell fortunes either! I heard that there will be karma in fortune telling! If you die, just be honest. Isn’t it good to be a salted fish? What kind of life is that?!”

Nan Shi said: "...don't say that in front of my senior brother, I'm afraid your godfather won't be able to stop him from strangling you to death."

"Huh? How is it possible? My godfather is awesome! It's useless if your senior brother becomes a ghost!"

Nan Shi emphasized: "Anyway, don't say such things in the future, my senior brother is really fierce!... Let's not talk about this, I wanted to call you just now, but I didn't expect you to call me first. Please help me take a look at the store, if you don’t have enough money, you can use my card first, and I will try to come back as soon as possible.”

"...?" Guo Xingxian asked puzzled, "You're dead, why do you want to show off?"

"I'm willing." Nan Shi seemed to have thought of something, with smiles on his eyes and brows: "I'll come back and open the shop in the middle of the night, have you read "No. [-] Pawnshop"? I'll do this from now on!"

Guo Xingxian held back for a long time and said, "Reselling human organs is against the law."

"...That's right, then sell the power of taste and life expectancy."

"Then you are wandering in a gray area, and if you are caught, you might turn into a gray ashes." Guo Xingxian said: "I said Nanshi, you can't be so fucking quiet? Wouldn't it be better to sell handicrafts? ...Oh, by the way, I brought back the box of bracelets you went to wholesale before, and put them in your store, but things that are stained with blood are a bit unlucky."

He hastily added another sentence: "I'm not saying you're unlucky, I'm saying dead people are unlucky...wait a minute, that's not what I meant!"

"...I'll do it!" Seeing him getting darker and darker, he couldn't help cursing in the end: "Anyway, that's it, we'll talk about it when you come back."

"Okay, then I'll hang up."

Guo Xingxian answered, Nanshi hung up the phone without thinking much, Guo Xingxian listened to the blind tone on the phone, regardless of the light rain outside, rushed out of the room and gave the apricot blossom tree outside the door a hug : "Godfather! Nanshi contacted me! Fuck me, I suspect he's a donkey! This doesn't look like he's dead!"

For a while, the apricot blossoms swayed like rain, as if they were responding to him.

Guo Xingxian said to himself: "Do you think he is dead or not? This is unscientific! Why call me when he is dead?! Anyway, I don't believe it, Nanshi must be alive and well!"

When he said this, he suddenly remembered something, and looked at Xinghuashu with horror on his face: "Wait, his brother...couldn't he be engaged in pyramid schemes? You can see, people who don't see people live or die , It’s more than 20 yuan to get the money in the card, and it’s inconvenient to let him come to see me. If I hadn’t called, I doubt he would dare to call back... Damn, it’s a pyramid scheme? !"

As he was talking, a pair of hands came around from behind him, gently attached to his eyes, covering his sight.

"Godfather, why did you come out?" Guo Xingxian has been used to his godfather's disappearance since he lived in Xinghua Temple for the past few days. He put one hand on Xinghuaxian's hand and didn't move away. Just grab it.

If he doesn't come out, Chi You will become a pyramid scheme.

Xing Huaxian thought maliciously.

"No." Xian Xinghua whispered in his ear: "Ah Yun, you don't have to worry about Nanshi's affairs anymore, Lord Chishan won't let his disciples ignore them."

"Really? What is eating mangosteen? Someone has such a strange name? Does he like to eat mangosteen? I know Nan Shi likes to eat mangosteen."

Xing Huaxian chuckled, it was his own business to laugh here, but he didn't want to let Xingxian offend that vile bastard Chi You—don't look at Chi You's lazy appearance now, back then He is still a tree demon who has just become intelligent, and he has already heard how Chi You stirred up the world and changed his color.

He reminded: "If you see Master Chi Shan in the future, don't be rude."

"...Oh." Guo Xingxian obediently responded, and suddenly thought of something, and once again grasped the point accurately: "No, godfather, do you know Chi Shanzhu? not human?"

"He is a ghost with a thousand years of practice." Xing Huaxian explained, Guo Xingxian responded, and started to ask questions again, Xinghuaxian didn't check for a while, and actually got him a lot of things.

Xing Huaxian smiled in surprise when she found out, stopped answering, and slowly disappeared.

The cold body under Guo Xingxian's hands became nothingness, his hands covered his eyes, he simply sat down against the tree trunk, and murmured: "Nanshi's senior brother and godfather are friends? No matter what It should be based on peers, so don't I have to call him uncle when I meet his senior brother? Nanshi is his senior brother, so doesn't that mean I will call him uncle Nanshi in the future?"

"Nanshi will call you uncle godfather according to my seniority, but I have to call you elder brother because of his senior brother!"

"Godfather, see if you can work harder? See if you can let his senior brother call you father? Then Nanshi will be my younger brother!"

Xing Huaxian stretched out his hand and flicked him on the forehead: "Go to sleep."

What a mess.

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Sorry for being late... barely updated time?There is another update at 24 o'clock in the evening, this is from yesterday

Nanshi is really miserable, but it will be much better after this trip.

Nanshi: Cannibalism, hunted down, help!

Guo Xiaoxian: My godfather is awesome!