The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

The setting sun leaked in from various gaps in the house. In the bright place, you can see the smoke flying in the air, but in the dark place, it can only be pitch black, and the old wooden stairs creak under your feet.

There are only two ghosts on the first floor, one is Zhu Li's cousin, and the other is a big brother ghost with a big gold chain and a small gold watch.

The big brother of the society was a little timid when he heard someone make a sudden noise, but when he saw the person who came down, he looked like a chicken, and immediately spat: "Bah! What the hell, dare to come to my place to meddle in my own business!"

He squinted his eyes and looked at Nan Shi: "That's right! I seem to have seen you before. You are the boss of Nanchen Pavilion, right?! The one who does fortune-telling? Don't say it's not for the sake of the neighbors. Don't violate the river water, what do you mean, Boss Nan?"

The corner of Nan Shi's mouth twitched: "It's nothing interesting, it's just that the people under your command robbed me of my things, why don't you like me coming to your door?"

The social elder brother laughed a few times, and looked at Nan Shi sarcastically: "Yo, that's really my lameness, that idiot yesterday was you."

"As expected of being a boss, the underworld has the latest iPhones, and they are top-of-the-line, especially easy to sell." The social elder brother reached out and brushed off his stand-up collar vest, and then brushed his hair from front to back, proudly Said: "Now you ask me if I want it. I have already sold it for 8000 yuan."

Nan Shi was holding the stairs, and suddenly felt that this big brother was quite interesting: "I don't pay much attention to a mobile phone, but this person..."

He pointed at the young man huddled in the corner: "I will definitely teach you a lesson."

"Brother, for the sake of the neighbors in the neighborhood, if you hand him over and let me beat you up to vent your anger, this matter will be settled." Nan Shi took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, and smoked one by himself. Root lit, and threw the remaining cigarettes to the eldest brother: "They all live on the same street, hello, hello, hello everyone."

The eldest brother was not polite when he took it, he immediately took one and lit it, and stuffed the rest in his pocket: "Hua Zi, good stuff...on the road!"

He took a deep puff and spit out two big smoke rings: "But, although this kid is not good, he is still under my command... For the sake of this pack of cigarettes, I won't beat you up today ,get out!"

Nan Shi smiled slightly: "That's boring."

"Who the hell wants to have fun with you?!" The social elder brother dropped the cigarette under his feet, stomped it out, and showed his fierceness: "I tell you to get lost, are you fucking deaf? What a bad fortune teller pretends to be like me !"

Nan Shi shook his head, a little helpless: "Then I'll give you a divination. The divination says that it's not good for you to go out today, and you may be bloody."

"I think you're the one who's going to be bloody!" The big brother rushed forward after cursing.

Nan Shi is not afraid of him at all - he is not afraid when he grows up to be human.

That big brother in society seems to be a bit cultivated, maybe the villain turned into a ghost is born with buff blessings, and his speed is much faster than ordinary ghosts. He arrived in front of Nanshi in the blink of an eye, and his fists were raised high. It was a punch to Nan Shi's cheek.

Nan Shi turned his face slightly, avoiding the opponent's fist just right, the wind of the fist lifted his hair, Nan Shi blinked his eyes: "Brother has something to say, I'm a scholar, and a scholar speaks but doesn't move."

"I'm really going to fight with you!" Seeing that the punch missed, the elder brother swept his arm across without hesitation. If Nan Shi was hit, at least he would be killed.

The next moment, Nan Shi disappeared out of thin air, appearing behind Big Brother Society.His strength was still a little unsteady, a trace of red dyed his blue clothes, and with a slight hook of his fingers, he pulled the big gold chain around the elder brother's neck.

The elder brother's movements froze for a moment, obviously he was already dead, but he still felt that suffocating feeling: "You!"

Nan Shi lost interest a little, and didn't want to talk nonsense with him anymore, so he waved his hand holding the gold chain, and the five-year-old social brother flew out with ease, and hit the wall hard, making a muffled sound.

The house was very empty, and the muffled sound echoed in the house.

Nan Shi didn't care what he did, tapped the railing lightly with her fingers, and Qingying also came down from the second floor, and she slightly bent her knees: "Master."

Nan Shi didn't give any more instructions. Qingying was very clear about her own position. She took a step forward, lifted her lotus feet lightly, and stepped on the back of the elder brother of the society as lightly as possible, crushing him so that she couldn't move. Qingying said in a gentle way : "Don't move, or I will kill you."

Nan Shi walked up to the young man who was huddled in the corner, and kicked him: "It's very good to rob at my door."

The young man shrank his head and didn't resist—indeed, Nan Shi didn't use any strength, his eyes were clear, without any confusion, he swallowed his saliva, and explained: "Brother, I was forced! Look at me Ghost, I was a three-good student scholarship during my lifetime, how could I go to rob it! He forced me!"

"He detained me. I just died and I couldn't beat him, so I could only help him." The young man said, "Can you call the police for me? Are there police in the underworld? "

This is Zhu Li's cousin, so don't hit him too hard.

But Tiandao's father is staring at him, so he can't be too watery.

Nan Shi leaned down and patted his cheek: "Don't worry, I'll call 120 for you in a while, and I guarantee that you won't die, and you can go to the Palace of the Underworld to sue him and sue him for coercing others to commit crimes."

"Grit your teeth!" Nan Shi said, then grabbed his collar and punched him.

This punch was still forceful, and the young man's eye sockets swelled up quickly, and a mass of purple cyan emerged from his skin.

Mi Shun subconsciously wanted to fight back, but he endured it.

——In these years, do ghosts fucking like to pretend to be good people?

Nan Shi hit him in the eyes, but he felt blood coming out of his mouth.Mi Shun was complaining crazily in his heart, if Nan Shi had been like this yesterday, he wouldn't have been so full that he would have picked Nan Shi to attack!

Although he is just a new ghost, he can still recognize Li ghosts and ordinary ghosts very well, but he didn't expect Nan Shi, a Li ghost, to not wear red clothes!

This violates the basic law of ghosts!

Nan Shi is not pretending, he is a good citizen himself, being a ghost is purely accidental.

This kid's eyes are flexible. Just now Nanshi took his four-post horoscope and took a look at his horoscope. This person is a bit similar to him. , the master is talking right and wrong and rebellious sophistry, but the other stars are good, probably a natal chart with an upward horizontal line.

This kind of person is lucky when he meets good luck, and fierce when he meets bad luck. If there is no major event, he is a good person;Nan Shi looked at it, although he said that he was being coerced, but in terms of yesterday's performance, he felt that the other party was very happy with it.

Living and leaving the body is a standard fleeting disadvantage.

If it wasn't for his cousin Zhu Li, a Taoist priest, who happened to be entrusted to Nan Shi, the subject of the case, maybe after a long time, the living soul would turn into a dead soul, or if he was lucky, he was also a vegetative person, so he would treat him as a living soul forever. until the death of the body.

"Don't hit, don't hit, brother, I was wrong." Mi Shun held Nan Shi's wrist, he turned his head and spit out a mouthful of blood foam, and begged for mercy: "I will never dare again, my little arms and legs are so bad. Stay!"

"Give me a chance! I will never dare again!"

Nan Shiben also wanted to accept it when it was good, and was about to let go, when Zhu Li shouted outside: "Fuck, Nan Shi, calm down, don't beat my brother to death! Otherwise, I will never end with you!"

Mi Shun's eyes lit up, and he shouted, "Brother—! Help—!"

Nan Shi punched him again, knocking him unconscious in an instant. Seeing this, Qingying let go of the big brother under his feet, stepped forward to take Mi Shun, and dragged him upstairs with Nan Shi .

They still had to go out through the open windows on the second floor.

Zhu Li was watching eagerly outside, and when he saw Nan Shi coming out all in red, he was taken aback, thinking that his cousin had become the dye of this dress.

Nan Shi and the others came out lightly, Qing Ying threw Mi Shun on the ground, Nan Shi snorted coldly: "Don't let me see you again!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave——before he left, he blinked desperately at Zhu Li.

Friend, I can only help you so far!It's your turn to act!

Zhu Li appeared on the stage in an instant: "Hey wait! Why did you hit my cousin Nanshi! I'm still looking for him here! You found him and you didn't notify me, but you still beat him?!"

"He robbed my mobile phone, what's wrong with me beating him up?" Nan Shi said the word 'rob' very clearly, as if he was telling it to someone.

Zhu Li scolded: "Damn! My cousin is a good student every year!"

"Then you ask your cousin to go." Nan Shi flicked his sleeves very gracefully, and walked away without turning his head with Qingying - although he was wearing a long gown instead of wide sleeves, it should be stylish Still have to put on enough.

Zhu Li yelled without sincerity, 'Don't run away', 'You beat my cousin, we can't stop', and honestly went over to check his cousin's pulse. A large part of the Taoist priests of Qingyun Temple have graduated from the 985221 Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine with a bachelor's degree and a master's degree. Although his cousin is in a state of being out of body, he can still see the disease.

When you look at it, you can see the problem.There was an evil spirit in his cousin's body controlling him, probably similar to the kind that some cultivated ghosts use to control freedom.

Zhu Li immediately became angry - he said that his cousin is not such a person!It must have been coerced!

It just so happened that the big brother ghost limped out, still cursing: "Fuck you! Even a stinky Taoist priest dares to bully the old..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhu Li flew over with a spell, and the spell ignited out of thin air, drawing a flame in mid-air, and stuck it on the head of Big Brother Ghost with a swish, setting him in place land.

Zhu Li backhanded a calming charm on his younger brother's body, took out a jade bottle and took him in, then drew out his peach-wood sword that never left his body, and tried to maintain his proper decency: "You Okay, I am the supervisor of District 021, City S, and I am now accusing you of illegally coercing others to commit a crime, please follow me to assist in the investigation."

"You don't have to speak, but every word you say will be evidence in court."

Big Brother Ghost choked at the time, and waited until Zhu Li was about to walk in front of him before cursing: "...Fuck, you've watched too many TV shows!"

Zhu Licai didn't care about these things, he broke the elder brother's evil spirit with three swords in a row, and greeted the elder brother with some kind of soul lock chain. Know who threw it in the plastic water bottle on the side of the road.

Zhu Li tightened the cap of the bottle. He was really angry that his frail, kind and quiet cousin had been harmed like this. With one throw of his hand, he kicked the bottle eight meters away, and planned to kick it all the way back to Nanshi to the store.

***

Nan Shi and Qing Ying walked into the shadow of the alley, Nan Shi looked down at his bright red body, curled his lips and changed the clothes back to the original color, and asked the old senior Qing Ying: "Qing Ying, you How do you keep your clothes from changing color? I always feel a bit bitch when I'm a big man dressed in red."

Qingying pursed her lips and said with a light smile: "When the young master's cultivation base is higher, there will be no such frequent discoloration."

Nan Shi blinked, slowed down, and walked parallel to her: "Don't follow behind, it's inconvenient to talk...Then you can only wear red when your cultivation base is not high?"

Qingying nodded and said: "When you first matured, you can only wear red clothes."

"Hey?" Nan Shi instantly showed his enterprise-level understanding: "Then my senior brother also wore red back then?"

After he finished speaking, he smacked his mouth again, imagining Chi You's appearance in red: "...Actually, it's not bad? My senior brother is good-looking."

"Slaves don't dare to speak nonsense." Regarding Chi You's question, the servants generally don't answer, and Nan Shi didn't intend to ask further, lest they say something wrong and go home and be punished. He was about to change the subject, but A trace of relief flashed across Ting Qingying's brows, and she whispered, "The owner of the mountain has an extraordinary complexion, so he is naturally pretty."

Nan Shi was taken aback, and laughed: "So you also think my senior brother is good-looking."

"The owner of the mountain doesn't like others to talk about his appearance, so please pay attention, young master."

"Understood, thank you." Nan Shi patted her on the shoulder, and glanced at the milk tea left in Qingying's hand: "Master, I invite you to drink milk tea! The big cup of taro paste milk cover is full of double servings!"

"My servant thanked the young master first."

Nan Shi rolled his eyes and asked again: "I didn't mean to offend, I'll just ask nonsense, if you can't answer it, just say... how did my brother, who is so awesome, die? He died of old age?"

Nan Shi has been curious about this question for a long time.

For such a powerful person as Chi You, his eyes and hands are so powerful that he can change his fate against the sky. It is not difficult to make his life smooth and live to be a human being at the age of 120. Looking at the crowd around him His servants waited on him, how could he have a good death, right?

All the servants in the family voluntarily buried him on the day of Chi You's burial after his death, and Nan Shi knew this.

But if it is a good death, how can it become a ghost?

What's more, all the servants in the family have turned into ghosts, and none of them are left behind.

That's weird.

Before going to the underworld, Nanshi thought that if he wanted to stay in the human world, he could only become a ghost, but the reality is that as long as he got a visa, he could still come and live in the human world—just go back to the underworld to reincarnate when it's time for reincarnation.Even according to the era when Chi You died, maybe even a visa would not be required, if the people don't raise officials, they won't be held accountable, and the underworld is so busy, how can they control who and who is reincarnated!

The operating attitude of the underworld at that time should be: do not vote when it is time to vote, and it will not be so easy to reincarnate in the future!Love it or not!

According to the previous theory, his senior brother didn't want to be reincarnated, so he just changed his life and that's it. As for becoming a ghost?

After hearing this, Qing Ying did not answer directly, but instead said: "This matter involves the Lord of the Mountain, slaves dare not speak nonsense."

Nan Shi was not angry either, and changed the question: "Then why did you become ghosts?"

"Because the owner of the mountain needs it." This Qingying answered quickly - of course, it's the same as saying nothing.Qing Ying also followed Nan Shi's example and blinked her eyes: "The owner of the mountain is golden and precious, how can he do without anyone to take care of him when he walks, walks, sits and lies down? The slaves and maidservants are all voluntary and stay in the world to serve the owner of the mountain."

"What you said..." Nan Shi thought about it carefully: "What you said makes sense, I can't even imagine what it's like for my brother to wash dishes and clothes by himself, his hands may have never touched a rag in his life .”

Qingying couldn't answer these words again, so she could only smile and keep silent.

Nan Shi also felt that he had made a slip of the tongue, so he stretched out his hand to make a zipper gesture on his mouth: "Stop talking...I did a good job just now, right? Didn't I lose my share?"

"The young master Yushu faces the wind, chic and suave."

"..."

Nan Shi originally thought that it was shameless for him to boast himself, so he just wanted to be answered with a 'yes', but he didn't expect Qing Ying to open his mouth and praise him, which made him feel embarrassed.

He gave a low cough, and glanced around, just in time to see a small fruit vendor pulling a yellow croaker cart on the side of the road, and immediately walked over there: "Qingying, wait for me, I'll buy some fruit."

Maybe it's because this is a pedestrian street, and the fruit looks pretty good. Nan Shi saw his favorite mangosteen, and said to the stall owner, "Now the mangosteen is out? Boss, how much is it per catty?"

Nanshi spoke a dialect, and the stall owner immediately became more familiar, and he made a gesture: "It's a bit expensive, the mangosteen has just hit the market, and it costs 31 catties."

"It's really expensive." Nan Shi muttered, and heard the stall owner say, "If you buy more, I'll give you a discount."

Nan Shi casually slipped the plastic bag containing the mangosteen, which still weighed about seven or eight catties: "It's all round, can it be 21 catties?"

The stall owner also made some estimates. He glanced at the sky and saw that the fruit would not be fresh overnight, so he nodded immediately and said, "Okay, I'll weigh it for you!"

After Nan Shi's mobile phone was robbed yesterday, he had to ask Steward Zhou to send someone to buy another one, and then said that it was lent to him, not his property, so that he could use it with confidence.He quickly paid the money, took the mangosteen and two boxes of strawberries and walked back.

Seeing this, Qingying wanted to help him carry it, Nan Shi stuffed two boxes of strawberries into her hand: "You carry this."

"Yes."

They walked for a while, and when they arrived at the main road of the pedestrian street, Nan Shi suddenly became excited. He bought a bunch of skewers for a while, and bought two double-skin milk for a while. It was dark by then.

Zhu Li came back a long time ago. Seeing that Nan Shi and Qing Ying had both hands full of food, he couldn't help complaining, "Why did you come back?"

"I thought you were gone." Nan Shi put the food on the table, calling everyone to come and eat: "Why are you back? Is there anything else?"

Zhu Li rolled his eyes, took out a plastic bottle and gave Nan Shi a look: "Why don't you come back and say hello to you?"

"What's there to say hello to?" Nan Shi stuffed a chicken chop into his hand.

Zhu Li took it automatically, and passed it on to his aunt: "Auntie, Mr. Nan is back, let's sit for a while and leave."

He just explained the matter clearly to his aunt. Ms. Zhao now looks at Nan Shi and wants to kneel down to him, but Zhu Li said that Nan Shi is turning a corner. It's hard to say clearly, so she just I could bear it, and kept scanning the QR code on the table with the mobile phone in my hand, and said solemnly: "It's not good to come to Mr. Nan's place today for free, this is tea money."

"Mr. Nan and I hit it off right away! Let me tell you something, you and Zhu Li are friends, and you are my relatives! Auntie has nothing to give, so I will make up for the new year's money that you have been missing for more than [-] years."

"Mr. Nan is married? Are you interested? This red envelope is a gift for your girlfriend."

Nanshi's sound of collecting money never stopped, and he frowned when he heard it, he quickly gave Zhu Li a wink, Zhu Li raised his head provocatively, while Nan Shi raised his eyebrows and looked into his hand A teacup—Mirror Flower. A teacup sells for hundreds of millions. The craftsmanship is lost. Porcelain. Zhu Li suddenly made a breakthrough and grabbed his aunt: "It's ok, auntie, don't make it so exaggerated, it's almost enough!"

Nan Shi also nodded vigorously over there: "Yes, yes, it was Zhu Li who found him, so what does it have to do with me! My family's tea is not that expensive! Qinglan, hurry up and return it to auntie, and get 100 Got it."

"It's very expensive to sell a cup of tea here for a hundred! It's not a good tea, so don't go out and shout, I'm afraid the price bureau will come to you!"

Aunt Zhao insisted on not wanting it, she drank the tea in one breath, dragged Zhu Li away, and said, "No! This is a gift from Auntie, I'm still in a hurry to see my son, see you, Mr. Nan!"

After all, he ran away without giving Nan Shi a chance.

Nanshi breathed a sigh of relief, and beckoned Qinglan to come over. He glanced at the background of the phone. This Ms. Zhao was really a hero. She transferred nearly 20 yuan to him in just a few minutes. Nanshi couldn't accept this money. He He ordered: "Leave one hundred tea money, and find a reliable donate for the rest..."

"It doesn't matter what the elderly or children are, it can be about protecting the environment."

Qinglan bent her knees and replied, "Yes, young master."

After she finished speaking, she was going to the counter when Nan Shi said, "Qing Lan, what are you in a hurry for? Sit down, the skewers are going to be cold!"

Qinglan smiled slightly and sat down too.

One night passed, and morning came, Nanshi always felt nervous on the way home, but fortunately, the whole journey was peaceful, no robbery, no murder, no car accident, no offending the boss, and no Fall on the ground or choke the air.

After waking up the next day, Nan Shi was sure that the incident should be over.

It seems that this time it has successfully drilled into the gray area of ​​the rules.

Nan Shi couldn't help feeling ecstatic.

Hey, happy.

Nan Shi held a bottle of Coke and drank it happily. Suddenly, he was choked by the bubbles, and after holding it for less than half a second, he still squirted out the Coke.

Sitting opposite him, Chi You looked down at his half-wet robe: "..."

Nan Shi also saw it: "..."

Thief God, you and I are at odds with each other! ! ! !

The author has something to say:

God: You know how to turn a corner to help people tell their fortunes, wouldn't I turn a corner and hit you