The daily life of the fortune teller who was forced to open business

That night.

A pillar of fragrance was lit, indicating that Nanshi started working again today.

"...?" Nan Shi tried to make himself look calm and unhurried, maintaining his 'half-immortal' persona: "Excuse me, can you say it again?"

Sitting across from Nan Shi, today's victim, Jiang Yu, also had a bitter expression on his face, and said, "Just please, can you pretend to tell my parents' fortune, and then tell them that the one you met now is a liar?"

Jiang Yu was also at a loss. He died unexpectedly a year ago. He hadn't made any major mistakes. He even met his grandfather who hadn't been scheduled for reincarnation in the underworld. Anyway, he was quite happy when he was young.

Life was good at first, but his parents who were still alive suddenly began to believe in fortune-telling for some reason. The fortune-teller was a charlatan, saying that he was suffering underground, and in the future he would be cast into some kind of animal fetus. His parents froze for a moment, giving him whatever they wanted, and only begging the fortune teller to rescue him from the sea of ​​misery.

He naturally didn't believe it. The time of his reincarnation has already come out. Just ten years later, not only is it a single child, but the life is also good. The new parents are loving and rich. He was born as a rich second generation. The relationship helped him check his fate after reincarnation, and he himself was upbeat, as long as there were no accidents, he would lie down and win in the future.

One name is enough to understand, Jiang Yu's name after reincarnation is: Jiang Aotian.

This is not a bad life, it is simply too good to be better.Jiang Yu immediately went to the underworld office to entrust the dream to his parents, but his parents didn't believe it, and insisted that he could live well in the future because they listened to the fairy and did the right thing!Then the money is given faster.

If the fortune-telling swindler just wanted money, then Jiang Yu and his grandfather might not be in such a hurry. The situation has developed to the point where he wants his parents to go to a wild temple on a certain mountain to fast for three days, bathe and change clothes, Soak in the sin pool for seven days, and atone for his sins!

That bastard's cleansing pool is a nest of ice water!A normal young man might get seriously ill after soaking for two hours, not to mention his parents are old enough to soak for seven days!

This is to kill his parents!

"I know Mr. Nan's rules, and you don't need to tell my parents' fortune, you can just make up nonsense." Jiang Yu continued: "I will tell you the life of my parents. Mole, my mother likes to sleep without a quilt... and so on, if you don't count, it's not considered breaking the rules, right?"

Nan Shi lightly tapped the table with his fingers, and Qing Lan who was beside him said coldly, "I'm sorry, but the guests are welcome to come back."

"Wait! You look at the things first!" Jiang Yu put a carved wooden box that looked very delicate on the table, and opened it to Nan Shi: "This is prepared by my grandfather, Wu Shanwu of the Tang Dynasty Master's gilded crane agate cup, as long as Mr. Nan is willing to take this order, and my parents can avoid that trap, it will be considered as a reward."

The wooden box was not too thin. Inside was an agate cup fixed in the center of the box with a red thread wrapped in yellow silk. The whole was in the shape of a crescent moon, with a crane as the main body, with slightly spread wings, and one end was the opening of the cup.

Needless to say, this kind of thing is exquisitely carved and has smooth lines. The most amazing thing is that this agate cup is a beautiful jade carving. The red top, white wings and black feathers of the crane correspond one by one. The color transition is natural, and the gilt craftsmanship is embedded between the wings, which is shining brightly.

Even if it is not an antique, the value of such an agate cup is incalculable.What's more, its author is Master Wu Shanwu—as long as Master Wu's works have been handed down to today, one of them counts as one, and they are all displayed in national museums.

Qinglan spoke stupidly, but when she saw Nan Shi raised her hand slightly, she bent her knees and retreated to stand behind Nan Shi.

Nan Shi was not in a hurry to get the agate cup, but instead said, "Mr. Jiang, isn't this reward a bit too heavy?"

Jiang Yu also felt quite puzzled.

These days, it is not difficult for ghosts with a little cultivation to show their appearance in the evening and at night, and even weaker ghosts can be seen by people if they use some yin energy to extinguish the yang fire, and they are not old now. At that time, every household turned off the lights at [-] o'clock in the afternoon and went to bed. It is not impossible to visit the door at night-of course, it does not mean that there are many ghosts who can manifest themselves. If everyone can manifest, the world will not be in chaos?

But it's by no means that hard to find.

Jiang Yu had just died less than a year ago, so he didn't have the ability, but his grandfather could!His grandfather is too lazy to do it, and there are two old ghosts who have been dead for a long time in the neighborhood. The treasure that has been cherished for many years came out and insisted on specifying this Mr. Nan to make a move.

"I'll be frank, I don't quite understand it, that's what my grandfather said... But things are dead, but people are alive." Jiang Yu looked at two unfathomable ghosts standing behind Nan Shi, It's not easy for Mr. Nan to be able to ask such two ghosts to serve him on the saddle!

With such a foolishness, Nan Shi's youthful face immediately appeared particularly convincing, um...he must have a very high level of cultivation!

Jiang Yu felt that what his grandfather did was reasonable, so he had to find a reliable person to do things!

Nan Shi thought for a moment, and said, "Let me think about this matter, come back tomorrow."

"Okay, thank you Mr. Nan." Jiang Yu nodded and went back with his things first.

After he left, Qinglan frowned and asked, "Master?"

Nan Shi had helped an old man to spread the word before. He said at that time that he would never do such a thankless thing after finishing it. What's more, this matter looked difficult, but it was actually very simple, but the owner took it like this A treasure comes out, no matter how you look at it, it's weird.

Nan Shi felt the same way.

——But the other party gave too much.

He liked this cup just by looking at it, and he didn't feel any strong disgust on his intuition, so he didn't reject it out of nowhere.

His senior brother said that when things are in doubt, let's do the math first!

Nan Shi played with the copper coins in his hand, and poured them into the tortoise shell. The copper coins made a crisp sound in the tortoise shell, and as Nan Shi turned his wrist, they fell on the table with a jingle.

Two yangs and four yins, Fengdi Guangua, drought and lotus get water, auspicious.Those who get this hexagram have the image of being supported by noble people.

Nanshi started his hexagram with the matter of Jiang Yu, and finally came up with the hexagram that there are noble people and foolish helpers, that is to say, he is probably the other party's nobleman, even if there are noble people to help him from time to time, he will be able to complete this matter solve.

Round it off and grab an agate mug!

he can!

Qinglan and Qingying have followed Chi You for a long time, so they naturally understand Manager Yixue. When this divination came out, the two fell silent for a while.

Nan Shi stretched his waist, raised his hand and picked up the copper coins one by one: "Don't tell me, I still really like this cup...take it."

Qingying said softly: "As Mr. Jiang said, the cause and effect of life and death are already involved. Since this is the case, can you be foolish, young master?"

Nan Shi leaned on the chair stupidly, raised his eyes to look at the other party and said: "I didn't tell his parents' fortune, what I did was tell whether his business can be done, if it can be done, then whether I will take it or not... what he asked Everything can have good results.”

Fortune-telling is based on the result, not the cause.

"God is in charge of the sky and the earth, and I can't tell the fortune of the living, and he didn't say that I can't talk to the living!" Nan Shi raised a finger, and said treacherously: "And I didn't go there for some agate cup. Yes, I am fighting charlatans and safeguarding the reputation of the industry."

He shook his head and sighed exaggeratedly: "Our business has existed since ancient times, and the things passed down by our ancestors have their own reasons... It's all because of these swindlers who ruined their reputation. Shout out."

"I'm really a man of high integrity, and I'm not moved by worldly money!" Nan Shi was about to convince himself.

Qinglan and Qingying looked at each other, if they hadn't seen the agate cup, they would really think that their young master is such an admirable person.

Qinglan held back the corners of her lips, "Young Master, have you forgotten what happened today?"

Nan Shi trembled for a moment, and said faintly: "Stop! We can still be friends if we don't mention this!"

During the day, he sprayed Chi You with Coke, but Chi You didn't hit him, but scolded him with his eyes, and asked someone to feed all the happy water in the fat house at home into the sewer, even Zhang He's stock was not spared .

- Think of it as a water pipe.

Nan Shi comforted himself in this way, and ordered ten boxes of milk tea that claimed to be sugar-free, which was regarded as health care.

Without Coke, he still has milk tea!

He doesn't panic!

"Then what does the young master plan to do?" Qing Ying was rather curious.

"The heavenly secret must not be leaked." Nan Shi shook his head and said, "I have my own plan, Shanren, you two just wait and see!"

***

"Master, is what you said true?!" The Jiang family couple looked at Wang Banxian in front of them, their eyes full of expectation.

This Wang Banxian has gorgeous hair and white eyebrows and beard. If you look at this, you may be about seven or eighty years old, but looking at his face, it is plump and plump, with fair skin and a healthy tinge of blood. It looks like he is only fifty or sixty years old at most. look like.He was wearing a Chinese tunic suit, and he really looked like an outsider.

"Hey, what I mean is... you two, it's better not to do this." Wang Banxian spoke to dissuade the two of them: "Xiaoyu has passed away, so naturally I hope you two can live well. People go in and get sick for a few days, you two are at this age, I am afraid that you will have to toss half your life."

"Xiao Yu gave me a dream two days ago, and asked me to stop you." Wang Banxian sighed and shook his head, "This child is also a filial person. He still misses you in the frying pan. It's my fault, I shouldn't tell you." Your... After all, there is a difference between human beings and ghosts, even if Xiao Yu lives a good life because of this, she won't feel good in her heart."

Sitting in her living room, Jiang Yu rolled her eyes at Wang Banxian, wishing she could disobey his grandfather's order and kill him directly!

What this person said sounds nice, but in fact it is the method of aggressive generals!What he said was for 'your good', but he was always talking about how he suffered so much, it's no wonder his parents can feel at ease!

And the frying pan!

It's true that he fried French fries and chicken wings in an air fryer every day. Now that the technology is so advanced, who still uses oil!unhealthy!

As expected, the Jiang family and his wife were tricked, shaking their heads again and again: "No, no, Xiaoyu is not doing well, how can the two of us sit down! Immortal Wang, please, let us go!"

Wang Banxian looked at them with pity: "But this pool for washing sins is not open to everyone..."

Father Jiang interrupted: "Don't worry about this, we are not people who don't understand the rules. Although we talk about money and vulgarity, ordinary people like us can only compensate you from this aspect."

Wang Banxian: "It's not about money..."

"Then we don't have anything else." Mother Jiang pointed to the ceiling: "You see we sold this house...is that enough?"

The Jiang family is located in a luxurious villa area in the city center. According to the current prices in S city, it can be easily sold for 2000 million.

Wang Banxian looked at Jiang's father and Jiang's mother in embarrassment: "This is too much, I still don't recommend that you young couples do this..."

"But for the sake of your sincerity, I have no choice but to help you once... Time is fate, I am so talkative, I have passed another ten years of life." Wang Banxian closed his eyes slightly, fingers on his knuckles He made a counting gesture, shaking his head non-stop, as if sighing something.

Jiang's father and Jiang's mother were even more grateful when they heard it. They took both bank cards and supplements, as if they were going to give away their entire wealth to others.

"It's not too late, let's set off in a while. After arriving at the mountain gate, you young couple will have to fast for three days before you can enter the sin pool..."

"Yes, we will definitely do it!"

Jiang Yu was trembling with anger, but there was nothing he could do - why didn't Mr. Nan come?If he doesn't come again, his parents will be forced to go to the sink of sins with this one!

When Jiang's mother heard this, she repeatedly called the nanny to pack her luggage, while she ran to the room and grabbed all the jewelry, real estate certificates, etc. in the safe, found a cloth bag, and planned to give it to the fairy gate on the mountain. To add incense, Jiang's father called the bank and asked to withdraw a large amount of money, so that the bank could prepare first.

At this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly, and the nanny hurried to open the door, only to see a young man in a blue-gray Taoist robe standing outside the door, followed by a young Taoist priest in a yellow Taoist robe with a mahogany sword on his back.

This is naturally Nan Shi and Zhu Li.

Nan Shi showed a gentle smile: "Hi, is Wang Fuguan there?"

The nanny asked suspiciously: "Did you find the wrong one? Our family name is Jiang."

As she spoke, she looked outside and saw that there were no security guards, so she muttered inwardly in doubt—their community is also a high-end villa area, and the property has always been very good. Generally, they are not allowed in. Even if they do, they will be accompanied by security guards.

Strange, where's the security guard?

Nan Shi shook his head: "The hexagram says that he is here."

The phrase "said on the hexagram image" immediately made the nanny respond: "Who are you? Are you looking for Wang Banxian?"

"...Wang Banxian?" Nan Shi put one hand behind his back: "Maybe it's him."

"Okay, wait a moment, and I'll ask Mrs. and Mrs. for instructions." The nanny trotted in as soon as she said that. As soon as the Jiang family couple heard this, they looked at the only person surnamed Wang in the family.

I'm not so stupid that Wang Xianren is named Wang Fuguan with such a vulgar name.

"Wang Xianren, do you see this...?" Father Jiang asked cautiously.

Wang Banxian acted like an expert, waved his hand and said, "I haven't been so stupid for so long, and there are still people who remember the name of the old Tao... Please come in."

The nanny quickly brought Nan Shi and the others in. When Nan Shi met them, he smiled slightly: "My unsatisfactory apprentice has caused trouble for the two of you."

Jiang's parents: "...Huh?"

Wang Banxian: "...Huh?"

Nan Fashion is better than Wang Banxian, after all, he has seen Chi You pretending to be aggressive every day, and now he has learned how to imitate, not to mention, he has really learned a little bit of Chi You's momentum: "Evil, don't you want to be with Chi You?" I'm going back?"

Wang Banxian was also experienced in the rivers and lakes for a long time, so he didn't panic at all: "This Taoist priest, I'm afraid you have misunderstood the wrong person. The old Taoist master is now a hundred years old, and he has lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests, and has not cared about world affairs for a long time."

Because Jiang's father and Jiang's mother believed in Taoism during this period of time, they worshiped various Taoist temples, and they were a little in awe: "This Taoist priest, you..."

Nan Shi said indifferently: "I'm not so old-fashioned that I can't even recognize my apprentice."

"Wang Fuguan was born on the seventh day of May in the Jiyou year. He was thrown out of the mountain gate by his parents on June 21th and adopted by Qingyun Taoist temple. At the age of [-], he violated the rules of the school and went out of the mountain without permission to confuse the villagers, kill people, and collect money. Although you are my apprentice, I was unable to get out because of closed doors at that time, the head of the sect sentenced you to retreat in the back mountain for [-] years to get out, and you only stayed in the back mountain for two months before you fled and disappeared..."

Nan Shi paused and said: "I was foolish. If you live a good life incognito from now on, I won't care about you any more. I just think how long has it been without you as an apprentice? 30 years? You can't hold back anymore? "

"Since you refuse to accept the head, I, as a master, have no choice but to go down the mountain to arrest you myself."

After Nan Shi finished speaking, Wang Banxian's expression changed, "You——!"

How did you know!

Zhu Li said with righteous indignation on his face: "Uncle Master, this kind of sinner is not worthy of your grief! Leave it to me!"

As he said that, Zhu Li took out his ID and two pieces of paper, and put them in front of Jiang's couple: "You two, please take care, this is my Taoist certificate, you can scan the QR code below to log on to the national website to check the authenticity... ...This is the file of this sinner, Wang Fuguan, and the two of you can also check it."

The reason why Nanshi asked Zhuli to come here is because this Wang Fuguan really has something to do with Qingyun Temple. Just after Jiang Yuna showed the photo, Zhuli, who was drinking tea here when he came to Nanshi, squirted out a mouthful of tea—— Isn't this the fugitive traitor of their Taoist temple!

So the two hit it off and came to the door hand in hand.

Although Father Jiang and Mother Jiang believed what Wang Banxian said, they were not stupid. They knew something was wrong when they saw Wang Banxian's face changed drastically.They quickly flipped through the file, and it was the photo of Wang Banxian when he was young, and according to the file, Wang Banxian was only in his 50s at the moment!

He claimed he was 78!

Their eyes fell on Nan Shi. The Taoist certificate they saw just now was not fake, so could it be that this young man called 'Master's Uncle' is really over a hundred years old?

This... this is a living fairy!

This is where Nan Shi did it ingeniously.

According to Jiang Yu's statement, his parents have already firmly believed in this charlatan, and fundamentally denied it, saying that he is a liar, and it is almost impossible to win his parents' trust.

Then Nanshi simply turned it around, didn't deny it, but brought the crookedness of the matter!Later, when Zhu Li came to check, he didn't need to take it with him anymore, this person was crooked in the first place.

But in the end, things didn't go to the worst stage. Nanshi asked Qingying to try this Wang Banxian secretly. She had no skills at all. She just used metaphysics to make money everywhere. She used dirty tricks and didn't mind when she was rich. Killing, but after all, it is not something that is specially used to kill people to practice some evil things.

These days, the earth has become a village, and all crooked people communicate with each other. People from a country T lower their heads and raise ghosts, and people from a country R raise corpses and train people. There are really fools who don’t know what kind of mentality they are in. The method is put on the Internet, and people with some ability can tell whether it is true or not, and whether it is feasible or not. It is really easy to learn foolishly.

Zhu Li snorted coldly, but he really felt it. He looked at Wang Banxian: "Wang Fuguan, are you going to follow me by yourself, or should I take you?"

The corners of Wang Banxian's eyes twitched, and it could be seen that Yu tried his best to calm down: "You little Taoist, what nonsense are you talking about! You must have misunderstood the person! What Qingyun view! The old Taoist is Feixia view!"

Zhu Li didn't want to listen to his sophistry again: "It seems that I can't do it?"

The Jiang family couple: "Master Daoist, calm down and have something to say..."

Before they finished speaking, they saw Nan Shi, who had been very gentle and elegant since just now, moved and moved in front of Wang Banxian like floating. Wang Banxian was pulled up from the sofa by a pair of invisible hands, and his knees softened. He knelt down in front of Nan Shi.

This... is really a fairy!

Zhu Li: ...he really is floating.

"The two little friends are shocked. It's because my disciples are not strict that this kind of evil has happened." Nan Shi flicked the snow-white Bodhi lotus bracelet in his hand, and the light green tassels trembled slightly on his hand. For no reason, there are some indescribable ethereal artistic conceptions.

The Jiang family couple were stunned, they didn't know what to say other than nodding.

I only heard Nan Shi continue: "What you both asked for has already been realized, so there is really no need to ask any more."

Jiang's father was startled, but Jiang's mother knelt down at Nan Shi's feet, raising her hand to grab his Taoist robe, but she didn't dare: "Daoist! Daoist, you mean... our Xiaoyu is okay? "

Nan Shi didn't dodge or evade, and said with a smile: "Jiang Xiaoyou is kind by nature, willing to do good, never tortured or killed animals, never raped or plundered, the two of you just cared about it and messed up."

Jiang's mother responded repeatedly, and finally cried: "That's good! It's good that Xiao Yu is fine! That's good!"

Even Jiang's father had tears in his eyes, knelt down and kowtowed heavily to Nan Shi several times.

With a wave of Nan Shi's hand, he brought out a gust of warm wind (heated on purpose) to help the two of them up, and secretly locked the Wang Banxian's leg with a cloud of yin energy, and Zhu Li stepped forward to lift him up bluntly , Until the two drifted away, Jiang's father and Jiang's mother were still holding hands and looking at their tears.

Jiang Yu watched from the side, stunned by Nan Shi's operation.

Also... can you still play like this? !