Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

"Have you seen that my physics has been ruthlessly raped?" Tony Stark said in disgust. He said that he had carefully played the video of the mage drawing circles that he had monitored while fighting against the dark elves on the projection screen. .

Dr. Banner didn't expect such a big reaction from him: "I thought your physics was deeply shaken when Thor came down from the Rainbow Bridge."

Tony Stark pouted slightly: "That's different, Thor just looks like a human being, but his genes are not exactly the same as ours."

Lin Ning's eyes suddenly brightened.

Tony Stark understood: "Don't look at me like that, of course I haven't tested it myself, isn't that obvious?"

Lin Ning said half-truth and half-false: "It's a pity."

Dr. Banner said helplessly: "We didn't talk about stealing a god's genetic material again, did we?"

Lin Ning blinked innocently: "It's just a pity that space transmission technology lacks a possibility for reference."

Tony Stark was taken aback: "Are you interested in studying this?"

Lin Ning nodded: "I have intentions, but NEMESIS has not had one in recent years."

Tony Stark said unconvinced: "It's as if you are the only one who owns a company here. We, Stark Industries, have no intention of researching this. We are all researching clean energy recently. I believe it will become a company in a short time." A leader in this field."

Lin Ning smiled: "Congratulations."

Tony Stark: "..."

After he finished choking, he looked around: "You don't seem to be surprised by the existence of Harry Potter?"

Steve Rogers came back to his senses: "Ah, I know this, Hogwarts, right?"

Black Widow smiled faintly: "There are related records in S.H.I.E.L.D., but there are very few. They are usually very low-key."

Hawkeye nodded.

Tony Stark looked at Dr. Banner, and Dr. Banner said honestly: "I was a little surprised, but you didn't see it."

Then he turned to Lin Ning.

Lin Ning said slowly, "I doubted their existence before, but now I have real evidence."

Tony Stark raised his eyebrows: "What?"

Hearing this, Lin Ning took out her mobile phone, stared at the projection screen for a while, and then took the video of the mage who appeared in circles at the Antarctic scientific research station, and put it on the projection screen, and her actions made everyone unable to help Take a look at Tony Stark, who did the same thing before.

Lin Ning put the phone back: "Then put forward a hypothesis and collect evidence to draw a conclusion."

After watching the video, Tony Stark said in a strange voice, "Apparition."

Steve Rogers is still immersed in his haunted Harry Potter: "Students and professors are not allowed to apparate in Hogwarts, and wizards can be paralyzed when they do." melon?"

Hawkeye followed up: "I know this problem, but I can't."

Natasha Romanov smiled charmingly: "If you were wizards, which academy do you think you would be from?"

Steve Rogers thought for a moment and said, "I think I'll be Gryffindor."

Hawkeye said with great interest while wiping his bow and arrow: "I hope to enter Hufflepuff. Their dormitory is closest to the kitchen."

Lin Ning propped his cheeks and said, "Ravenclaw." In the parallel world of "Harry Potter", the original Gilderoy Lockhart was studying at Ravenclaw, and Lin Ning thought that even if the She went to be sorted by herself, so she would be Ravenclaw as well.

Dr. Banner pushed up his glasses and said, "I think so do I."

"Then I will be Slytherin." Black Widow calmly said.

The pitcher plant lying on Lin Ning's shoulder finally realized that they were only talking about Hogwarts, but Hogwarts didn't exist: "Wow!"

Lin Ning patted its dog's head: "If Hogwarts existed, the eight-eyed spider in the Forbidden Forest would be yours."

"The eight-eyed spiders in the Forbidden Forest are indeed overrun, but I just don't know what it tastes like."

Nepenthes looked contemplative, its little fellow was recalling what it was like to be an eight-eyed spider.

Tony Stark: "... Seriously? A fictional children's work that makes you all have a collective orgasm?"

Steve Rogers yelled in disapproval, "Stark!"

Lin Ning glanced at Tony Stark: "As far as the current situation is concerned, art comes from life. We don't know the daily life of mages at present. Who knows what they will be like?"

Tony Stark immediately said: "If they have a school, it must be teaching without a license."

Everyone was speechless. This angle was really novel. I didn't expect Lin Ning to say in a serious manner: "The Ministry of Education did not have their application to open a school. Of course, this is most likely when their school was established. There was no Ministry of Education, but what is certain is that they It has not secularized and legalized their schools to cover their traces under special circumstances."

"Cough." Dr. Banner coughed dryly. Don't speak out this kind of intrusion that wanders on the edge of the law so confidently. Unfortunately, his dry cough didn't have any effect, because the next moment Tony Stark Said: "But it's impossible for their members not to be secularized and legalized - in your terms - so if I facially recognize them, I'll identify them?"

Dr. Banner: "Ahem."

Lin Ning: "Why?"

"Of course—" Tony Stark deliberately prolonged his voice: "We sincerely invite them to join the Avengers!"

Lin Ning said "Oh": "I thought you wanted to study the principles of magic, make anti-magic armor, or use it to study space transmission technology? If you are interested in the latter, we can cooperate."

Tony Stark made an exaggerated expression of surprise: "What made you have the illusion that if I need to research new technologies, I have to cooperate with you? Even though I am alone, I still have Banner Is it?"

Dr. Banner said in a daze, "Ah, me? I'm just a nuclear physicist."

Lin Ning said indifferently, "Then it's my fault."

She didn't say anything about her proposal after that, which made Tony Stark, who was eager to win and thought that this was a good opportunity to get close to the little sweetheart, feel regretful, but he couldn't bear the face to overthrow his words, so he could only There is nowhere to put it up.

Captain America didn't understand his tangled posture at first, but after only a moment, he remembered the conversation he heard in Stark Tower. The social atmosphere was the same, and it was their private matter after all. If he opened his mouth to interfere, it would be fine, so he glanced at Tony Stark, turned his head as nonchalantly as possible, and talked to the Black Widow.

Black Widow listened, and also gave Tony Stark a vague look.

Tony Stark: "...?"

What's wrong?

In the end, Tony Stark carried out the water-covered recovery. When Lin Ning got up to leave, he pretended to stand up casually: "I'll see you off."

"I thought about the space transmission technology you mentioned. It actually has great research value, so it doesn't matter if we cooperate."

"Okay, but I have to explain in advance that the project schedule in my hand has been scheduled until August next year, so if we cooperate in research, we have to wait until then." Lin Ning said with a smile.

Tony Stark: "..."

He wants to hit people.

"See you later." Lin Ning waved his hand and left London with Nepenthes in a fighter jet developed by NEMESIS.Speaking of which, what she said to Tony Stark at the end was not intended to tease him. Lin Ning had several research projects, not to mention that she now has to study how to keep the two infinite gems "Calm state":

It was mentioned earlier that it is best not to put two infinity gems together, this is because infinity gems will attract each other, and they have a tendency to desire to gather together, the two infinity gems put together will cause indirect or direct attraction to other Infinity gems, and even if most people in the universe don't know their existence, but infinite gems, which are so destructive, will definitely cause disputes or bring disasters.

So even though Lin Ning, the Soul Gem and the Reality Gem complement each other, she still doesn't feel at ease letting them get too close, and she doesn't want others to spy on her owning two Infinity Gems.

Furthermore, there is a time stone on the earth, which is really within reach.

Fortunately, the existence of the Time Stone provided Lin Ning with the idea of ​​separating the Mind Stone from the Reality Stone. That is to say, in addition to being in contact with the real world, mages will also come into contact with the mirror world, and the mirror world is accompanied by the real world. And live, but will not affect each other.

In addition, Lin Ning has studied this kind of other-dimensional world outside the real world in the world of "Supernatural Force" before, and the non-mirror world can be found.

Or study parallel universes and send the Mind Stone there.

Of course, it's not good for Lin Ning to be so "chaotic and abandon", so it's best for their two infinity gems to be as quiet as chickens, and don't miss the other infinity gems if they have nothing to do, otherwise she will really beat the "brother".

Thinking so ruthlessly and coldly, Lin Ning returned to the New York branch of NEMESIS with a full meal of pitcher plants.

The White Queen was sitting on Lin Ning's computer chair with her feet off the ground.

Lin Ning smiled: "Honey, do you need my help?"

White Queen: "..."

Lin Ning still met the White Queen's serious eyes, and carried her off the chair.

Nepenthes: "Wow?"

Lin Ning: "You just found out."

The White Queen signaled Lin Ning to put her down, and then walked towards the pitcher plant, knelt down and patted its dog's head.

The pitcher plant obviously didn't know how the White Queen had a body, but this didn't prevent it from immediately lying down on the ground, exposing its belly, and wagging its tail desperately.

Lin Ning couldn't help muttering: "Who is more flattering?"

Speaking of which, although the White Queen has an entity, this does not prevent her from continuing to coordinate NEMESIS. NEMESIS has developed to this day and has branches all over the world. There are also several highest-level experimental bases, so it is impossible for each base to have The White Queen separates out the data flow for management, which is managed by the intelligent programs she differentiated. They can exist independently at ordinary times, but the data will all converge to the White Queen.

How else can the White Queen be Lin Ning's dear family? NEMESIS has developed so rapidly and is still running in an orderly manner. The White Queen can be said to have contributed a lot.

At the same time, the White Queen is much more coercive than Lin Ning in the heart of the pitcher plant.

Lin Ning didn't care about this. She watched the White Queen scratching the pitcher plant's stomach with a happy smile, and suddenly clapped her hands: "Let's go out and play."

In the past, the three of them went out to play, and the White Queen mostly lived in Lin Ning's mobile phone, but now it's different, they can appear neatly.

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning: "...you don't want to move when you're full? Are you full?"

The White Queen said at this time: "Yes, yes, but Emilia, you have to sign the documents on the table first."

The pitcher plant "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Lin Ning gave a "tsk" sound, despising its predilection. She turned around and looked through the documents that needed her signature, and quickly finished the instructions and passed them on.

Then the family of three came outside from the NEMESIS New York branch, and there were no bodyguards. Lin Ning drove, and the pitcher plant gave up and lay on her shoulders, but was held by the White Queen and sat on the passenger seat. At the same time, Lin Ning gave him a disdainful look. As a result, the little guy pretended to raise his right front paw, trying to stick out his middle finger.

Attempted.

Lin Ning glanced at it, and the dark red flashed past.

The right front paw of the pitcher plant suddenly became extremely flexible, and the middle finger was successfully raised.

It was a little confused, and then Lin Ning said sadly: "Movement language, pitcher plant."

Nepenthes: "...??"

Then it plunged into the arms of the White Queen, leaving Lin Ning's chubby buttocks.

The White Queen said unhurriedly: "If you are close to vermilion, you will be red; if you are close to ink, you will be black."

Lin Ning: "..." Alas.

·

They went to the amusement park, and there was a lot of Lin Ning's selfishness in it. After all, the White Queen looks like a little girl. Going to the amusement park is normal. They can also play games that normal little girls like to play, and experience being a child fun of.

Because it was a holiday, there were a lot of tourists in the amusement park. Even though not long ago, the other side of the earth had just suffered an invasion from the dark elves, but it seemed that it didn't have much impact on ordinary people, or it was strange. Strange?

In the middle of the journey, a handsome little boy was holding a camera and asked the White Queen nervously: "Lovely little sister, do you want to take a photo with our amusement park mascot? It only costs five dollars."

Lin Ning raised his eyebrows slightly.

The little boy scratched his cheek: "Then four and a half dollars?"

Just as Lin Ning was about to say something, the other party immediately became excited because he saw the pitcher plant squeezing from the bend of Lin Ning's leg, and restrained himself from shouting: "Superdog!"

——So it's not Dogman?