Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

This handsome boy is called Peter Parker. He came to the amusement park to do a part-time job during the holidays to earn money to buy a new camera. Like other teenagers, he is a fan of superheroes, and his favorite is Iron Man. But I also like other superheroes very much.

In fact, Nepenthes is not low in popularity, which can be seen by being recognized by Peter Parker at a glance. "Oh my God, I didn't expect to see you here? Are you an alien dog? Or are you given superpowers by a mysterious drug developed by a mysterious scientist like in the movie "Super Dog"? Or is your stomach really connected? With a black hole?"

Nepenthes looked indifferent.

Lin Ning took out his mobile phone, searched for the "Super Dog" he was talking about, and did not forget to show it to the White Queen.

Seeing this, Little Parker rubbed his hands embarrassedly: "Uh, did I ask too much? I'm sorry, I was just too excited. My friend and I were discussing you not long ago——I can talk to you Do you have a photo?"

Lin Ning: "Five dollars a piece."

Peter Parker visibly horrified: "God, you're a 'she'! We all guessed your gender wrong!"

Nepenthes: "..."

White Queen: "..."

Lin Ning: "...Boy, I said the phrase 'five dollars a piece'."

Peter Parker: "..."

Nepenthes looked up at Lin Ning: "Wow?"

Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "It's enough for a piece of dog food for you."

The pitcher plant was immediately encouraged, and stretched out its front paw to pat Peter Parker's calf, indicating that it agreed to the deal.

"Okay, okay, May has the money to buy me sandwiches when I go out. Speaking of sandwiches, I highly recommend Del Mar's sandwiches, they have the best sandwiches in Queens, and adding pickles can't be better Delicious. Oh, do you want me to squat down? Okay." Peter Parker handed his camera to Lin Ning naturally, and only then did he recognize Lin Ning, "Are you Emilia? Wood? You are the founder of NEMESIS, they all say you are as rich as Tony Stark now."

But compared to Tony Stark, Lin Ning is not so "popular". She is very low-key, and rarely appears in the newspapers, and she is not as popular as Nepenthes.

The billionaire neither denies nor admits: "Five dollars."

"Oh, good." Peter Parker took out a slightly wrinkled five dollar, and the White Queen took a look at Lin Ning and took it.

Then the pitcher plant that was about to move lay on the shoulders of the squatting Peter Parker, and made gestures in cooperation.

Peter Parker was surprised: "This is a greeting from the Vulcans. Could it be that you really came from an alien?"

Lin Ning said seriously: "That's right, it comes from a red dwarf star located about 2 degrees north of β Libra, about 20.4 light years away from the earth."

Peter Parker: "Wow!"

The pitcher plant didn't care about Lin Ning's nonsense, it just stared at the five dollars in the White Queen's hand, and it finally found a way to make money to support its family.And it's not a Vulcan's gesture at all, it's just making a "V", but its claws are not so flexible, and it can only crack a slit from it.

And Lin Ning didn't make up a planet, the planet she said really existed.When they were in the MIB world, they visited that planet, which has a metal material that allows bullets to maintain maximum speed in any environment.

Lin Ning handed the photo and the camera to Peter Parker, "Four dollars and five a piece?"

Peter Parker: "Huh? Oh, um."

Lin Ning: "Then I will trouble you."

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning ignored its protest, picked it up, and took a group photo with the White Queen.

As far as Peter Parker is concerned, he actually did not lose, because Lin Ning did not just take one photo.She almost contracted Peter Parker's film, and the one who took the most was the solo photo of the White Queen. The main reason is that the pitcher plant is still depressed. It only made five dollars, but that prodigal Lin Ning lost How much money did you pay?

Lin Ning: "..."

During this period, the family of three knew Peter Parker's name, and at the same time knew a lot about him, even the science team he was participating in was working on the subject.This is not what they asked on their own initiative, but Peter Parker revealed it unknowingly when he became talkative. It can be said that the mind is active and the thinking is agile.

Just talk too much.

At this time they came to the carousel, Lin Ning smiled at the White Queen and said, "Honey, are you going to ride the merry-go-round? How about the unicorn?"

White Queen: "..."

The White Queen turned her head and decisively said to Peter Parker, who was furious about the remuneration being calculated: "Your thinking is right, but your formula is wrong."

Peter Parker: "??"

He paused for a moment before realizing that the White Queen was talking about his science group project, so he didn't think much and asked directly, "What's wrong?"

Lin Ning knew that he was on the verge of death and came back, so he didn't mention the merry-go-round again, and brought the pitcher plant over and bit its ear.

Meanwhile, Tony Stark has returned to Manhattan.

After resisting the dark elves this time, he has new inspiration for the next armor.That is, when the abnormality was induced by the device at that time, when the dark elves who invaded the earth were transferred to other countries, only Thor and the Hulk followed in without any scruples among them, and the rest could only stay on the earth, because they I don't know if they can adapt to the air and gravity of other countries and other basic planetary structures, which makes Tony Stark feel unbearable, so he will change the new armor in the next step, so that the armor can provide him with the ability to survive on alien planets. Able to survive and even move freely.

This made Tony Stark sit down at the computer desk as soon as he arrived in his laboratory, and clapped his hands: "Wake up, Dad is back!"

The screens of several computers in front of the desktop lit up, and Jarvis' voice came over: "Welcome back, sir."

Benben not far away also swayed left and right.

Tony Stark and Jarvis talked about his new frame, and he had to do a lot of calculations for it. After a while, he said abruptly: "Speaking of the thing I asked you to do, how did you do it?" ?”

Jarvis: "Since you left home last time, you have given me a total of 63 instructions. I don't know which one you are referring to?"

Tony Stark: "...Jarvis, when did you become the same as stupid? If you do this again, I will donate both of you to MIT. They haven't always invited me to be an outstanding graduate Do you want to give a speech? I think it would be better to have an artificial intelligence in addition to donating a teaching building to them, what do you think?"

Jarvis: "If that's what you want."

Tony Stark: "... about the sweetheart."

Jarvis: "I performed facial recognition on the video you sent back, and searched the data of major hospitals according to your instructions. Even after you came back, I separated part of the data stream for cross-comparison."

Tony Stark sat up a bit: "Don't say you still have a but, Jarvis."

"I'm afraid I must, sir," continued Jarvis, "but so far I've gotten nowhere."

Tony Stark: "Donate, donate!"

Jarvis said again at this time: "However, Mr. Edward Lewis who lives in Brooklyn has given me great help."

Tony Stark was at a loss: "Then who?"

Jarvis said directly on the picture: "I got such a picture from his Twitter, sir."

"That's her," Tony Stark said, seeing the White Queen from the corner of the picture, "and the obnoxious Maya Hansen and her dog. Where?"

Jarvis: "It has been sent to you, sir."

Tony Stark rubbed his hands: "Very good."

He immediately put on his battle armor and was about to fly out. When passing by Benben, he said, "Thank you Jarvis, you don't have to be donated by me."

Stupidly shaking, as if he didn't quite understand how it was mentioned, it obviously didn't do anything.

·

amusement park

Lin Ning bought a three-color ice cream, which were vanilla, matcha and chocolate, and asked the White Queen to choose first.

The White Queen chose the vanilla one, and Lin Ning asked the pitcher plant to choose. It gave them both a melancholy look, and turned its head away.

Lin Ning chose the chocolate-flavored one, and put the matcha one not far from his little house. If he doesn't eat it, he will definitely make a fuss.

Peter Parker was eating a hamburger bought with the money he earned today, and he couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with it?"

Lin Ning said: "It earned five dollars today, but it didn't even spend a fraction of what it spent. It's not in a good mood."

Peter Parker couldn't help saying, "You guys are different from what I imagined."

"Tell me." Lin Ning said casually while watching the White Queen sip ice cream.

Peter Parker scratched his face and said, "I don't think it's very good. Anyway, a rich person like you looks like an ordinary person."

Lin Ning laughed: "Then what do you think rich people should do?"

Peter Parker: "Living in a Big House;"

Lin Ning: "We are."

Peter Parker: "Eat super expensive food;"

Lin Ning: "We have."

Peter Parker: "Driving a really cool car;"

Lin Ning: "I don't know how you define cool, but our car can be used in water, land and air, and can be invisible when necessary."

Peter Parker: "Cool! There will be groups of bodyguards when you travel?"

Lin Ning: "NEMESIS has a special operations force."

Peter Parker: "... partying all day long?"

Lin Ning: "Not really."

Peter Parker heaved a sigh of relief. He still thought of Tony Stark before he thought of the last point. Fortunately, the question fell through, otherwise he would have to keep asking until he got nothing.He didn't know why he thought that, but he thought that anyway.

Lin Ning finished his ice cream in two or three bites, and took out his handkerchief to help the White Queen wipe off the ice cream that had slipped onto her hands.

As for pitcher plants?It has already suffocated its ice cream in one bite.To be honest, it can eat almost anything by now, and a good beagle has suddenly become a glutton.

Ugh.

Seeing Lin Ning doing that, it also moved over to the dog's head.

Lin Ning understood and said: "You are clean, no need to wipe."

The pitcher plant stretches its head persistently.

Lin Ning couldn't help it, so he wiped it with the other end of the handkerchief, and it was satisfied, and then watched the White Queen eating ice cream obediently with it.

White Queen: "..."

Lin Ning also encouraged: "It is inevitable that you have no experience in eating for the first time, and you will definitely be able to do better next time."

The pitcher plant wagged its tail.

Peter Parker, who ate himself like a hamster, widened his eyes, and immediately thought that this kind of ten-dollar ice cream must have never been so cheap before, and he was indeed rich.

With his head down, he didn't know that Lin Ning glanced at him, and Lin Ning, who only sensed what he was thinking, didn't say anything, so let him continue to misunderstand, and Lin Ning felt that the photo was almost taken, so she and Peter Parker wanted to bring his camera, and he would give him back the agreed payment later, as well as a tip that added up to enough to buy the camera he wanted, and at the end he sent a message: "I hope to be able to be here someday." NEMESIS see you, Mr. Parker."

Peter Parker's first reaction was to think of the employee benefits of NEMESIS in the report, and he immediately stood up in awe: "I will continue to work hard, ma'am."

Lin Ning: "Yes."

The White Queen was struggling with a slimy feeling in her hands, something she had never felt before.

Lin Ning didn't directly help her get rid of that feeling, but was about to take her to wash her hands. At this moment, there were cheers one after another in the amusement park, and a lobster roared in the air. Xia landed next to Lin Ning and the others in a perfect landing posture, performing "a loud bang in the sky, and Lao Tzu made his debut" with strength.

Peter Parker was going to leave, but now he couldn't move his feet, and showed his starry eyes towards Mark 42: "It's Iron Man!"

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning took out a few glass-like balls from his pocket, and quickly threw them on the ground, and soon the commotion in the amusement park subsided.

Tony Stark showed his face: "Hey, see you again."

Lin Ning didn't speak.

The White Queen held Lin Ning's hand, but nodded slightly at him.

Tony Stark spread his hands and said, "Didn't I say it, you have something to say to me, wait until I finish saving the world, I just keep my word."

Peter Parker couldn't help but excitedly said: "It's defending against alien invasion in London, right?"

"That's right," Tony Stark noticed the bean sprout-like Peter Parker: "Wait, who are you?"

Lin Ning said in a casual tone, "He is my son."

Peter Parker: "...?!"

Tony Stark: "...Is that what you do as a parent? Even I think you're going too far."

Lin Ning raised his eyebrows slightly: "You don't believe it?"

Tony Stark curled his lips and said, "Of course not."

Lin Ning asked with a half-smile, "So do you choose to believe everything I say? Or do you just want to believe what you want to believe?"

"Sweetheart, there's no need for you to be so mean." Tony Stark spread his hands and said, "Of course, if you're still brooding about what happened back then, then just pretend I didn't say anything. Believe me, I still I've had many times more than that, and if you read the tabloids you'll see how many women I've been slapped in the face."

Lin Ning: "...a typical narcissist."

Tony Stark stretched out his fingers and shook: "No, I'm just telling the truth, you should listen to the cries of the people around you."

Lin Ning said with a blank expression: "And make headlines? I don't agree." The media are best at catching rumors and making up random things. Even if the public relations department of NEMESIS company comes forward at that time, there will always be many people in the name of freedom of speech They are waving their pens recklessly, and Lin Ning doesn't want to let the White Queen get any "speculation".

Tony Stark: "...I have asked Jarvis to buy this amusement park and clear it immediately."

Peter Parker was a little excited, because he really saw what a domineering president spends money like water, but he looked around and found that the others seemed to have not seen the Iron Man here: "I didn't hear the shout, It's weird."

"Because they can't and won't notice us, these ten square meters have already become a background board, produced by NEMESIS." Lin Ning raised his eyes and glanced at Tony Stark, pointing out: "I don't want to Get into unnecessary trouble." Didn't she throw a few glass balls earlier, or use them as a shield.

Peter Parker: "...you are indeed rich."

"Yes, we are." Tony Stark said quickly after a pause: "This time it was my fault, I apologize. What? I will still say the word 'sorry'. Anyway, in order to express My apologies, the sensible and cute little sweetheart, the super dog who eats everything, the caring botanist and the poor little virgin, please allow me to introduce to you the best donuts in New York, dangdangdang !"

Preoccupied botanist: "..."

The poor little virgin: "..."

The sensible and lovely White Queen tugged at Lin Ning's sleeve, and waited for Lin Ning to bend over and whisper to her: "Jarvis located us through the photos sent by tourists on Twitter."

Tony Stark obviously heard: "Little cutie, do you know Jarvis?"

White Queen: "We are friends."

Tony Stark's expression became rippling, obviously imagining something that didn't exist at all.

Lin Ning rolled his eyes in his heart: "Don't call her cute or sweetheart anymore, her name is Emilia Wood Jr."

White Queen: "..."

Tony Stark rolled his eyes openly: "Also called me a narcissist."

Peter Parker carefully lowered his sense of existence. He felt that he seemed to be watching a terrible accident. He meant that Tony Stark and Emilia Wood had an affair many years ago. Now Emilia Wood Wood is also suspected of loving and hating Tony Stark because of love, but it seems that Tony Stark still has a little love left, seeing how the two of them are fighting each other.

Lin Ning: "..."

"We have to go, bye."

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning confronted it for two seconds, and realized that she had indeed raised a beagle as a glutton. It only remembered donuts now. Well, now she is a pig teammate at all, so she had to face Tony Stark's dark and bright expression, and took the donut he brought.

This also made Lin Ning say to the White Queen as soon as he got in the car: "The plan to refuse to eat can be implemented."

White Queen: "Are you sure?"

Lin Ning glanced at the Nepenthes plant with hatred: "I named it Nepenthes, and it's not a pig teammate, so I'm sure."

The White Queen said unhurriedly: "Like you named me Little Emilia Wood? I think if Mr. Stark asked Jarvis back, he would know who I am, but Your words are like 'a stroke of magic'." When she said "a stroke of magic", she stretched out her hands and curled her middle finger and index finger to make quotation marks, and then frowned slightly: "Emilia ,What are you doing?"

Lin Ning said nonchalantly: "Check the video recording function of this car." He just took a photo.

The White Queen was silent for a moment and said: "You and the pitcher plant are indeed red if you are close to vermilion, and black if you are close to ink."

"...I'm not, I don't." Lin Ning thought for a while but gave up and retorted: "Let's not talk about this, how about we go to the movies next? "Men in Black 3" is currently in theaters."

It's a weird feeling, given that they've been to the MIB world before, but considering they've also watched "Resident Evil" together, it makes sense to watch "Men in Black 3".

The White Queen said slowly, "Are you sure? This movie is rated PG13."

Special counseling level, children under the age of 13 especially need to be accompanied by their parents to watch, some content is very inappropriate for children; movies of this level do not have rough and continuous violence scenes, generally no nudity scenes, sometimes drug use scenes and swear words.

Lin Ning: "...you got used to it so quickly? Well, I mean it's very good." She still succumbed to the "pretentious power" of the White Queen. Did she agree to be the head of the family?

Let's talk about the amusement park. After Lin Ning and the others left, Tony Stark saw the light of day again, causing tourists who hadn't had time to evacuate to be chased and intercepted.He majesticly took a group photo of several people, then flew away in a chic manner, and turned back after flying not far away, and captured Peter Parker who was holding the camera and sighing.

Peter Parker: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"You're a good kid," Tony Stark brought Peter Parker to the top floor of the Avengers Building, "I know you admire me, so I'll show mercy and be close to the people."

Peter Parker was full of surprises: "Is this the legendary Avengers Building? It looks very cool. Mr. Stark, you are much more friendly than the ones reported in the news. I have a question now, is the captain there?"

Tony Stark: "..."

"Would you like a drink?" After Tony Stark stabilized his idol style, he came to the bar and poured a glass of wine, and asked the childish Peter Parker.

Peter Parker quickly waved his hands: "No, I'm not old enough to drink."

"The standard answer." Tony Stark put two ice cubes into the wine glass and said abruptly, "Let me say, you are a good boy."

Peter Parker was very excited: "Really?"

Tony Stark squeezed out a big smile: "Of course."

"I'm so excited. Ms. Wood also encouraged me before. I didn't expect Mr. Stark to—"

Tony Stark interrupted him: "What did you all say?"

Then Peter Parker said everything in a daze, Tony Stark listened with relish, and finally praised: "As expected of a little sweetheart, she is so smart, isn't she?"

Peter Parker: "Well, she's smart and cute."

The White Queen was already very cute, and she also had a good temper in Peter Parker's opinion, but it seemed a little strange to hear Tony Stark's words: "How old are you? 14? "

Peter Parker said quickly, "I'm 13, in seventh grade."

"13? When I was 13, I started dating girls in senior grades." Tony Stark talked with confidence, "I'm telling you, boy, you have to look higher. Although the girls in the senior grades are not very smart, it does not affect their body development, and they feel more comfortable when hugged."

"...I haven't, I haven't thought about it." Peter Parker blushed like a tomato, Tony Stark said indifferently: "Then why are you blushing? Don't be shy, believe me, you are all normal Physiological changes during puberty. God, I can't believe I'm giving you science about puberty. I didn't have anyone to teach me at the time. I was completely self-taught. Anyway, pay more attention to the girls in the upper grades. It's cute when you say it, you know what I mean?"

"Uh, more or less," Peter Parker was still a little pure, and he was very embarrassed when facing the old driver's science, Tony Stark, but he didn't want to show timidity, so he could only say vaguely, "I mean Mr Stark, you are such a good man."

"Who says it's not." The good man Tony Stark clapped his hands, "Okay, I'll ask someone to take you home." He also took a leftover donut and stuffed it for Peter Parker, This little chaste was so fascinated that she forgot to ask if Captain America was there, and she was still dizzy when she got home.

Seeing his aunt Mei, he danced and said, "Mei, you don't know what I went through today! It's like a dream."

Ugh.

·

Lin Ning and his family of three watched "Men in Black 3" quite emotionally.

It took a long time for the pitcher plant to realize the difference between the MIB in its memory and the movie, and then silently drooled at the aliens shown in the movie;

Lin Ning noticed the "Skynet" mentioned by K in "Men in Black 3".This is not the Skynet that ruled the earth in the future in "Terminator", but the global defense system given to the earth by aliens to resist the brutal alien invasion.This global defense system, as a former MIB agent, Lin Ning not only knows it, but also knows its operating principle very well, even if it is placed on the earth today, it is also applicable.

I just want to activate such a defense system around the world. Unless it is so quiet that no one knows it, the conflicts of interests of all parties will be gone.

For this reason, Lin Ning also thought of the movie she had seen, that is, Tony Stark and Dr. Banner got inspiration from the Mind Stone and created the Ultron movie.Stark's starting point is good, he wanted to avoid the war before the war started, but the Ultron he created didn't go in the direction he expected, which eventually led to a city-level disaster and involved revenge. or civil war.

Now that the Mind Stone is here with her, even if Stark will not use it to create Ultron, he will definitely do something based on his character, and whether superheroes are controlled or not, as well as the conflicts between them and the government and the public , will not be inspired because there is no Ultron.

Not to mention that superheroes must also be subject to certain constraints (once a superhero loses control due to active or passive reasons, it will inevitably cause greater losses), but the relationship with ordinary people is actually unavoidable.

Because the reason why heroes become heroes is not because of their extraordinary abilities, not because of their awe-inspiring righteousness, not because of their spirit of sacrifice, but because people need someone to bear responsibility, suffering and crime.

And even more so with superheroes.

White Queen: "Emilia, what are you thinking?"

Lin Ning mused, "I'm thinking about the Infinity Stones."

White Queen: "?"

"The gem of reality can change reality in a single thought, while the gem of time can ignore any existing time principle and change the time point on any timeline in the past at will." Lin Ning thinks this way because if something too irreversible happens in the future , then the Infinity Gem can be used to rewrite and overwrite. Although this is cheating to a certain extent, the Infinity Gem itself exists, so there is a reason for its existence, isn't it?

The White Queen thought for a while and asked, "Is it because of Skynet?"

Lin Ning raised his thumb: "Those who know me, my dear, you too."

The White Queen said after a while: "Then I will give Jarvis the core data for his evolution, not just to drive him to upgrade." These two concepts are quite different, and now, the White Queen has already Upgraded and evolved——During several time travels, not only Lin Ning has become a better version of herself, but Nepenthes has evolved into a "glutton", and the White Queen has also made qualitative progress.

Lin Ning nodded after thinking about it.

After a moment of silence, Lin Ning said, "But you won't have feelings for Jarvis beyond the scope of friendship because he is more like your kind in a certain sense?"

The White Queen corrected: "If I have to use a metaphor, Jarvis and I are more like I transformed him, just like a vampire transforms a human being. Will the transformed human call the vampire who transformed him father?"

"I know what you mean, but my dear, in many romance novels, the vampire and that human being are together. Don't look at me, I just couldn't help it." Lin Ning said very confidently.

White Queen: "..."

All in all, after watching "Men in Black 3", the three members of their family have gained something, and they will naturally have corresponding actions in the future. However, there are still other things that need to be resolved before they can concentrate on contributing to the harmony of the earth.

One is Mandarin;

One is the man behind the invasion of the NEMESIS New York branch.

The former is already on the blacklist, and the latter is what will happen. It's not that NEMESIS has never encountered intrusions. In fact, since NEMESIS began to grow and develop, it has suffered many attacks, including data intrusion through the network, commercial espionage, and direct force intrusion into the experimental base, especially after the Extremis virus was released. , It’s just that ordinary invaders often die before they start their missions, and they are annexed by NEMESIS in turn, but this time the invasion is different.

Invasion teams are not only well-trained, but they are also equipped with electromagnetic pulse transmitters, which emit electromagnetic pulses to destroy electronic equipment, and some kind of matter conversion device, which can create a passable passage in the impenetrable wall, so that, The password system has become a decoration for them.

It's okay to say that the electromagnetic shock wave transmitter can be bought on the black market;

But that kind of material conversion instrument is hard to say, even Stark Industries does not have a ration, and satellite monitoring data shows that the material used in the material conversion instrument is not owned by the earth.

That range narrowed a lot at once.

However, the loss of NEMESIS this time is not that big. Even if the defense system fails for a short time, the opponent still has such black technology, and NEMESIS is not a vegetarian.In addition to the heavily armed special operations forces, the NEMESIS New York branch also has biological weapons that have no effect on electromagnetic shock waves. As a result, no one was killed on the NEMESIS side, and two of the invasion team died on the spot, and the others ignored them. The second one stole a tube of Extremis virus stock solution, and fled in embarrassment from the New York branch of NEMESIS.

That's right, they came here for the Extremis virus stock solution.

On the second day after the incident, Director Fury of S.H.I.E.L.D. came to visit.

S.H.I.E.L.D. found out that NEMESIS was attacked so quickly, Lin Ning was not surprised, but Director Fury hinted that her life safety needs to be effectively guaranteed. Even with Superdog, it is impossible to fully guarantee the safety of her and her family. .

Lin Ning thought: Is the pitcher plant also called Superdog in the S.H.I.E.L.D. files?

And S.H.I.E.L.D. believed she had a daughter with Tony Stark?What is this, the official conclusion?It’s just that Lin Ning thought of the weapons made of non-earth materials used by the invaders, and began to wonder how long the official organization of S.H.I.E.L.D. existed. After all, its existence was originally to deal with Hydra. I have you in me, alas.

Finally, how does S.H.I.E.L.D. plan to provide security for her and her family?