Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

Seeing this, the Taoist priest just stood there with his hands behind his back: "Don't think that you can get away with it by pretending to be stupid now. Since I said to sever the master-student relationship with you at the beginning, it will be hard to undo—"

Lin Ning put away his smirk, and said seriously: "This matter is related to your majesty, the kid naturally understands, and the kid didn't expect you to forgive me so soon."

The Taoist choked.

Lin Ning went on to say: "But no matter what you think, it will not destroy the boy's respect and love for you. As long as you don't drive the boy away, let the boy do whatever he wants, even if he is your executive boy, the boy is also willing. "

The Daoist Hui squinted his eyes: "You have learned to advance by retreating."

Lin Ning was very shameless: "It's all taught well by the boy's most beloved master."

Daoist replied: "...'most'? Could it be that you have other masters?"

This is a proposition. Lin Ning thought about it, sighed and said: "Tuer loves you so much, are you still unwilling to admit it? After so many times of calamity, Tuer's greatest wish is to be able to Go back to your master, and do your filial piety at your knees. Master, you are the beacon on the path of my disciples, illuminating my way forward and guiding my future dream journey, "

"...Enough!" The Taoist couldn't listen anymore, but his attitude eased a lot, "You are the only one who is poor."

As soon as Lin Ning heard it, he immediately hit the snake with the stick: "My dear master, I miss you so much—"

The Taoist replied: "...Are you still addicted to glib talk?"

Lin Ning leaned over and squeezed the Taoist's shoulders and legs: "I miss you so much."

The Taoist replied: "Humph."

Lin Ning thinks that the White Queen should have a look, her master is the textbook-level duplicity, but she has nothing to dislike, just thinking of the White Queen, Lin Ning wants to call her in, recognize her master, respect A cup of tea or something.

The Taoist raised his eyebrows slightly: "What kind of monster do you want to be?"

Lin Ning: "Ugh—"

Lin Ning paved the way for the Hui Taoist first, and then led the White Queen in.

As for pitcher plants?Hui Taoist already knew about this little guy, even though Nepenthes was just an orthodox beagle a few sizes larger than ordinary beagles when it was in the world of Liaozhai, it is not like it is a glutton now.

When the Hui Taoist saw the White Queen, he took a look at her. Because Lin Ning had told him about the White Queen's "race" beforehand, he was not too surprised. This villain said that it is thanks to you to help him through many calamities, and I accept this love as his master."

The White Queen: "Emilia is very good. In fact, I should sincerely thank her for taking me out of the old world to see the vast multiverse. It also gave me emotions, and most importantly, a home."

Lin Ning leaned over and said in a low voice: "Master, the multiverse is a theoretical collection of infinite or finite possible universes, a bit like the three thousand worlds mentioned by Buddhists."

The Taoist replied: "...Do you think that as a teacher, you don't understand?"

Lin Ning immediately flattered: "Where is it, master, you are unparalleled in the world."

The Taoist replied with a half smile but not a smile: "Not to mention the immortals who attained the Tao earlier than me, they are Wencheng, Wude, Wenquxing in Chinese, and Wuquxing in Wu. How can they be said to be unparalleled in the world as a teacher? Are you saying that You are extremely proud of being a teacher? I don’t know that you think of me like this, it’s really chilling to be a teacher.”

The Taoist didn't wait for Lin Ning's reply, he turned his head to see her red eyes: "What's wrong with you?"

Lin Ning wiped away his tears and said, "When Tu'er had a dream about you once, you said exactly the same thing, and now it's finally no longer a dream."

The Taoist was stunned for a moment, then sighed: "That's all."

"When my disciple wanted to ask me to be his teacher, he was not like other cultivators who were only looking forward to attaining the Tao and becoming an immortal. It was only because he wanted to see someone who could not enter the immortal path, so he never hoped for it. To be able to achieve Taoism and become immortal," the Taoist turned to look at the White Queen and said, now he still doesn't understand who this person is talking about, and he can't help but feel a little uncomfortable, "I think you understand what I mean? In the future, you Let's do it for ourselves."

After speaking, he waved his wide sleeves and left in a hurry.

Lin Ning went over to embrace the White Queen, and kissed her ear affectionately: "Let me tell you, my master is embarrassed, it's rare that he isn't so duplicity."

The Taoist replied: "... Pick up the light!"

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In the end, Lin Ning still stayed in Penglai Xiandao for a few days, and was not immediately driven away by the Taoist who became angry from embarrassment. Of course, it all depended on Lin Ning's shamelessness, even though the White Queen added a "sweet talk" to her ——How could Taoist Hui bear the words Lin Ning said?Similarly, the White Queen couldn't bear the words "the person I want to see with all my heart and soul, she can't enter the fairyland, so the kid didn't expect to become a fairy" (Lin Ning's original words at the time).

In addition, Lin Ning also coaxed Peony Fairy, the teacher's wife, into ecstasy, and the other Eight Immortals who were also on Penglai Xiandao, Tieguai Li, Han Zhongli, Zhang Guolao, He Xiangu, Lan Caihe, Han Xiangzi and Cao Guo Uncle, when Lu Dongbin took Lin Ning to meet him, they also received their unanimous praise.

Originally, Lin Ning was very talented, even if he was just a little snake, he couldn't bear the fact that he has turned into a dragon now, not to mention the extraordinary reputation among the people, killing demons and demons, punishing evil and promoting good. Many bigwigs have heard of it, and they must have praised it, not to mention that even if Lin Ning does not have the blessing of two infinite gems, his mana can reach Jinxian. Looking at Taoism, someone of her generation can outperform her Not really.

What's more, Lin Ning is sweet and well-behaved, and he is a talent.

The Taoist replied with pride in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face: "What a good-looking talent, I think you look like a dog."

Lin Ning grinned and said, "It's all taught well by Master."

The Taoist replied: "...Get lost."

Lin Ning just left with the White Queen and the pitcher plant. Before he left, he swore that he would come back to honor Master, but the Taoist didn't say anything, but the smile in his eyes was never hidden.

It can be said to be arrogant.

Let's talk about Lin Ning's family of three leaving Penglai Xiandao and heading for Shiguang River.

This Shiguang River is named after Shiguang Daochang, and because of the excavation of this tributary at that time, the Yangtze River did not flood, and because of the drainage, there was a lot of fertile soil on both sides of this tributary, adding The Chongsi rice introduced by Shanglinning from the underworld, as well as the assistance of all parties, made this tributary prosper quickly, and even the nearby land and mountain god incense also flourished, which indirectly led to Lin Ning and them Harmony.

In a word, Shiguanghe is thriving.

It's no wonder that the Dragon King of Xihai is optimistic about Lin Ning becoming their Xihai's good son-in-law. It's just that the marriage is a matter of mutual consent. What's the use of being optimistic about the Dragon King of Xihai? Lin Ning never thought about falling in love, let alone getting married Yes—although she has two big dicks, they are pure and clean, okay?

cough.

Anyway, Lin Ning heard about it from Taoist Hui, and she didn't care much about it while being dumbfounded.

Now back to Shiguang River, Nepenthes finally realized that it had returned to its hometown. With the idea of ​​returning to its hometown with honor, it went to find its clansmen. Lin Ning was not afraid of what might happen to it. It was not what it used to be. it's gone.

And the people guarding Shiguanghe are like Xin Shishiniang, who wants to become a fox fairy; Murdered, one of her daughters had the courage and plan to avenge her father, and later committed suicide, Lin Ning rescued her after hearing about it, and now she is cultivating under the gate of Shiguanghe) and so on, after hearing that Lin Ning left the customs, They all came to pay their respects.

Among them, Xin Shishiniang is extremely beautiful;

Yi Xiangrong has graceful eyebrows;

The three officials of Shang are also graceful;

There were other banshees who heard the news, and when they saw Lin Ning, they saluted one after another: "Mr. Dao."

It's not like a hundred flowers bloom.

Lin Ning didn't think there was anything wrong at first, but after meeting the charming eyes of a fox girl, she seemed to realize what was wrong, that is, why did she feel like she had opened a harem?There are obviously male monsters under her family, and she also knows many male monsters, such as Hou Yu who can brew monkey wine, and his good friend Lu Ming!

The White Queen looked over.

Lin Ning: "...I'm not, I haven't."

The girls: "??"

Lin Ning coughed dryly, and introduced the White Queen solemnly: "This is my family, the White Queen, and she will stay by my side in the future. If there is any big or small matter in the future, you can come to consult her. She can act on my behalf."

Immediately, a fox girl groaned in remorse, and another fox girl left in tears.

Lin Ning: "..."

But that's okay, she doesn't want to have hordes of fox girls recommending pillow seats in the future.

Well, it's still weird.

Fortunately, Xin Shiniang and the others, as Shiguanghe's "disciples", have a lot of pursuits, and they all have a heart. Seeing that Lin Ning is not here for a short time, they are practicing and maintaining Shiguanghe. Not wrong.Lin Ning thanked them, and they left tactfully, but Shang Sanguan said before leaving: "Dao Jun, a Taoist priest Yan came to the Taoist temple to look for you two days ago."

The Taoist temple she mentioned is near the Shiguang River, and it can be regarded as Lin Ning's cave on the bright side.

Lin Ning: "Yan Chixia? Did he say what it was?"

Shang Sanguan shook his head: "I said you are practicing in seclusion, so he didn't say much."

Lin Ning: "I see."

But after they left, Lin Ning said to the White Queen: "Look, I still know a man. Well, Yan Chixia is a man."

White Queen: "Emilia, are you overthinking, or should I call you Emil?"

"I do have two dicks now," Lin Ning changed the subject, "but I can still change shape. It's up to me to change from male to female, and I don't mind being androgynous." Anyway, she won't have any psychological burden, maybe she still It can make others have a psychological shadow, hehehe.