Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

To Lin Ning who is so "lively and cute", the White Queen only said in a calm tone, "Just be happy."

Lin Ning was naturally happy, she put her arms around the White Queen's shoulders, and led her to the cave.Now that they have obtained her master's understanding and approval, they should think about what to do next.If it was normal, they would first understand the framework and composition of this world, but now it is not necessary, Lin Ning will not talk about it, she is born once and familiarized twice, and the White Queen has already heard about it from Lin Ning I have read all her affairs in this world, and at the same time, I have watched "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio".

The next step is to set personal goals in life.

Lin Ning can continue to be her Daoist Shiguang, and then turn into a dragon, but she must consider for the White Queen as she takes care of her family.

Queen White: "I don't care if it can be turned into artificial intelligence." She looked at Lin Ning, with small waves in her eyes, which made Lin Ning feel like he was in a warm current.

Lin Ning said almost immediately, "As long as you want, as long as I can."

White Queen: "Your sweet talk skills are at full level."

"Don't highlight the Tsundere attribute like my master," Lin Ning smiled, "Speaking of it, my dear, you want to continue to be the best artificial intelligence as before, so why not. In this era It is very contrary, but it is not without such precedents. Watching "Gintama", it means that aliens like "celestial beings" appeared in the Edo period, which made the Edo period transition to the era of the chaos of demons.

I'm talking about who said that high technology cannot appear in the world of comprehension, otherwise we can stop doing it on the earth, we can find a planet at random, and then pretend to be an alien - I thought His Highness Zhu Jiuyin was an alien before Well, who made him regard it as day and sleep as night.Well, this may well explain why there are polar day and polar night phenomena in the Arctic. "

In the "Shan Hai Jing", it is said that Zhu Jiuyin lives outside the Northwest Sea, north of Chishui, and after Lin Ning met his old man, he knew that he was mostly in the North Sea on weekdays, and according to his distribution, he was near the Arctic Circle.

"Let's not mention this first, let's just say that if we go to open up wasteland in the universe, this time we don't have to worry about the existence of supreme powers such as God and Thanos, because this is our home field, and my master will take care of everything." Let’s go.” Lin Ning was not polite at all, “So we can find a planet without signs of intelligent life, develop civilization on it, and someday we can introduce this here. I see that the gods are still very happy If there is no entertainment, the market is very broad.”

White Queen: "Sounds very constructive."

"Right," Lin Ning continued to talk, "Besides, my dear, if you want to do as the Romans do, I welcome it too. I can go and find out what monsters and ghosts exist in the West, or you can become a local monster and ghost. I think the spider spirit is very suitable, you understand?"

White Queen: "Did you take the pitcher plant into consideration?"

"Well, no." Lin Ning tried not to change the subject so bluntly, "Let me think about it, I haven't met a spider spirit yet."

The vixen is the most common one, Yi Xiangrong is a lizard spirit, Lu Ming and Hou Yu can be seen from their names, there are also tree spirit grandma and Montenegro old demon, etc. In addition, they often deal with ghosts and ghosts, and then The latter are all kinds of villains with ulterior motives, and there is really no spider spirit.

White Queen: "I think they have to be careful in the future."

Lin Ning turned his eyebrows: "They are born in trouble, they can do it." After all, the pitcher plant is no longer the pitcher plant it used to be. Even Spiderman wants to bite it, let alone a real spider.

Anyway, Lin Ning is going to protect her weaknesses to the end, and it's like she said that as long as she can, the White Queen can do whatever she wants.Lin Ning also thought about it, if the White Queen wants to have a body, then she can contribute the Soul Gem, so that the White Queen can have amazing "mana", anyway, she still has the Reality Stone to use.

(Mind Gem: "...")

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When Lin Ning and the White Queen were discussing their future goals, she did not forget to call a yellow crane to look for Yan Chixia.

Yan Chixia came to the Taoist temple two days ago, and he didn't go far after seeing Lin Ning. Huang He quickly found him and brought him back to the Taoist temple.After Lin Ning got the letter, she asked Xin Shishiniang and the others to accompany the White Queen to talk about what had happened in the past two years. She went to find Yan Chixia first and asked him what was the matter.

Xin Shishiniang smiled happily: "The Taoist just go, the concubine will take good care of the little lady." Nowadays, most of them are called so-and-so mothers, just like Xin Shishiniang, and young girls are often called Xiaoniangzi. .

Shang Sanguan echoed: "Exactly, if the young lady is willing, we can go to the nearby Qingzhou City for a stroll, or buy some clothes and jewelry for the lady."

Lin Ning felt that her dear hadn't followed the customs so much: "Isn't it necessary for this?"

Shang Sanguan said with a smile: "Your Majesty doesn't understand, we also know that we can change it with magic, but we are more willing to go shopping."

Lin Ning: "..." She is not a straight man of steel, okay?

The White Queen said at this time: "I can."

Lin Ning immediately said: "That's fine."

After admonishing, Lin Ning turned to the Taoist temple. When she walked to the door, she suddenly thought that Xin Shishiniang and the others might have misunderstood that Queen Bai was actually named Bai. Became a white lady?

this--

"Daoist Picking Light?"

Lin Ning withdrew his confused mind, and said to Yan Chixia who was holding the Xuanyuan sword: "Brother Yan, long time no see."

Yan Chixia returned the salute: "I'm bothering you."

Lin Ning: "It's okay, Brother Yan, if you have anything to say, just say it."

Yan Chixia was a straightforward person, so she didn't say much after seeing this, so she poured out what happened to him this time like beans in a bamboo tube.

It turned out that there was a sea merchant named Xingde from Zezhou near the East China Sea. He led the ship to Champa for business two months ago. It was expected to return in a month, but now it has been an extra month and he and the caravan have not returned. Xing De's wife was worried about her husband, so she burned incense and worshiped Buddha everywhere, and she went to Yan Chixia's side when she was in a hurry to seek medical treatment.

Yan Chixia is good at slaying demons and demons, but finding people is not his forte.

It's just that Mrs. Xing had rescued Yan Chixia who was injured by the tiger spirit in the past, and Yan Chixia couldn't let it go, so he found Lin Ning. Firstly, "he" is very capable, and secondly, "he" is very good at controlling floods. , and I heard from a sea merchant along the coast that 'he' has also been out at sea, and he can come and go freely at sea, as if he had the means of a fairy.

Lin Ning: "I can come and go freely on the sea, but brother Yan, I also don't know how to divination."

Yan Chixia: "..."

Lin Ning said confidently again: "I even learned how to draw talismans later, but wait for me a moment, I seem to remember that I have read divination books." This is mainly because Lin Ning has loaded the profiling skills himself. With the Dragon Chanting Sword, there is no need for talismans to bless it at all.

Yan Chixia: "..."

Lin Ning really learned and sold now, and quickly figured out where the sea merchant named Xingde is now, and then said to Yan Chixia who had grown a beard: "Brother Yan, listen to me!" Did you mention the Poison Dragon Kingdom?"

Yan Chixia's face changed.

Lin Ning said slowly: "The good news is that Jushi Xing did not go to the Dragon Kingdom."

Yan Chixia: "...What about the bad news?"

Lin Ning has a delicate expression: "He is in the country of Yusi, a country where women are superior to men and men are inferior, and men are responsible for raising children." The Dulong Kingdom and the Yusi Kingdom belong to the twelve kingdoms of the sea, and the citizens of the Dulong Kingdom are all Yashas. The sea merchant Chixia mentioned who met Lin Ning once drifted to the sub-tribe of the Poison Dragon Kingdom.In addition, among the twelve kingdoms of the Quartet, there is the Raksha Kingdom where ugliness is considered beautiful, and the Yuanling Kingdom where all the people can turn into animals. The rest of the countries are still waiting for Lin Ning to unlock them.

Yan Chixia: "...!"

It took Yan Chixia a while to recover her voice: "It's good that the lives of the prisoners are safe."

"Brother Yan is right," Lin Ning then changed the subject, "When I went to Shanghai, I heard about the national conditions of Niaosi country, and I was very interested in this national condition. At first I thought that the people in their country were like us. The dryad here is hermaphroditic. Later, a layman explained to me that there is a kind of tree in Niaosi country. After a man eats the seeds, it is equivalent to conception. However, I didn’t ask more. I don’t know if their pregnancy cycle can be equal to that of our women here. As long as we look in the right direction, Scholar Xing only left the port for two months, so it shouldn’t be that fast.”

Yan Chixia: "..."

In the end, Yan Chixia still said the same thing: "As long as people are safe."

But it's not too late, they are still good people to the end, let's go to Niaosi country.

Lin Ning agreed, and he talked to the White Queen, and then went to the southeast coast with Yan Chixia, hired a boat driven by Lin Ning's spiritual power, and went straight to the country of Niaosi.The boat was speeding across the sea like an arrow leaving the string, Yan Chixia slowed down now, and after drinking a few mouthfuls of the wine in the wine gourd, she returned to her usual cheerful appearance, and asked Lin Ning if she wanted to drink.

Lin Ning looked at his wine gourd, shook his head slightly, then took out a jug of wine, two wine bowls, and a wine table from the universe in his sleeve, and called Yan Chixia to drink. Collection, there is everything in it, even if there is nothing, you can create something out of nothing.

Yan Chixia said sincerely: "Shiguang, you have profound Taoism, and I can't wait for it."

Lin Ning said modestly: "I am very talented."

Yan Chixia: "..."

"And my master taught me well." Lin Ning poured out the wine as he spoke. As soon as Yan Chixia smelled the rich aroma of the wine, she didn't care what Lin Ning said. She only saw the wine bowl in front of her and waited for several bowls of wine. After eating, he was a little distracted: "Why don't you see that beagle?"

Lin Ning said "Oh", "It's gone back home."

What else could Yan Chixia say, he had no choice but to continue drinking, Lin Ning simply gave him the wine jar, leaning on the bow of the boat, wondering if she would learn how to refine weapons, dabble in alchemy, and take things out of her sleeves Lin Ning took out a mirror, thought about the principle of double-sided mirrors, and quickly made changes to the mirrors. After Lin Ning made a few mirrors in the same way, the boat they took came to the Niaosi Kingdom.

Niaosi Country is an island country with a small area, only half the size of Ryukyu.

There is a port.

Lin Ning quickly found Xingde's merchant ship among the ships moored at the port. Lin Ning took a closer look and said to Yan Chixia, "This ship has been moored here for less than half a month."

Yan Chixia didn't listen carefully, most of his attention was on the women and girls coming and going in the port. The guards in charge of patrol here are women, and the workers are women, and they all dress up like men from the Central Plains, and Don't wear red and green, wear makeup and powder, so it looks good.

It's just that when the two of them got through the barriers smoothly and came to the street, Yan Chixia was in a bad mood:

The men here are all dressed in red and green, rouge and powder, twisting their waists and swinging their hips, even the bearded burly men, it can be said that they are very women's big men.

Yan Chixia: "...!"

However, Lin Ning poked him and told him to look at a man with a big belly, and reminded him at the same time: "You have to know that we are in his country. If we make a fuss about it, it would be very rude."

Yan Chixia's dead fish eyes.

Lin Ning smiled slightly, as normal as she wanted to be, Yan Chixia couldn't help feeling ashamed just because of this.Wait, did he see that the man from Niaosi country blushed?

What's wrong?

Lin Ning naturally noticed it, and when she looked over, the man from Niaosi Country blushed even more, and covered his face with a veil, but he did not forget to wink at them.

Lin Ning: "..."

Yan Chixia stroked her beard, then looked at Lin Ning with picturesque eyes, and suddenly understood: "Hahahahahahaha!"

Laughter can be as rough as it needs to be.

Then there was a man from Niaosi Nation pinching his throat and said: "Why is he so vulgar? He is still wearing women's clothes, it is really indecent."

Yan Chixia's laughter stopped abruptly.

This time it was Lin Ning's turn to laugh, and then a man from Niaosi country pretended to throw his handkerchief inadvertently.

Yan Chixia: "Hahahaha."

Lin Ning: "..."

So let's not hurt each other.

Adhering to this idea, the two of them went to the teahouse - Lin Ning would not want to learn more about the country's customs and customs just because the men in the Niaosi country regarded 'him' as a woman, she is not that cheeky Thin ones - as soon as the owner of the teahouse saw the two of them, he pinched his orchid fingers and put out his skirt to welcome them in. Lin Ning's face was normal, and Yan Chixia felt like eating shit, after all, the scene was really hot on the eyes.

Then the proprietress of the teahouse came over in a rough voice, and called the boss behind the counter: "Why are you so enthusiastic? Could it be that you fell in love with that little boy? She is handsome, but you don't even look at her slender arms. Legs, how can there be femininity!"

Lin Ning: "..."

Yan Chixia slapped the table and laughed.

The boss with a beard in a skirt and hairpin said aggrievedly: "You misunderstood, I just thought that our Erlang is not married yet."

The proprietress then calmed down a bit: "Then do you know what the relationship between the man she brought here is with her? It's better not to be a husband and wife, but in my opinion, she may not be able to appreciate such a man who doesn't know how to dress up and dresses like a woman." Rough man."

Yan Chixia: "..."

Lin Ning said softly: "Well, I don't like it."

Yan Chixia: "..." It's all a mess!

Then the boss went to the back kitchen, and after a while, Erlang quietly lifted the curtain and looked at Lin Ning, then blushed, and said to his father: "It's all up to mother."

This time, Lin Ning was expressionless. After chatting with the enthusiastic proprietress, he soon learned about Xing De and his caravan.

It turned out that after Xing De and his caravan arrived in Niaosi Country, they didn't adapt to it at first, but after all Xing De was a businessman, and he went to Champa to do business, so it was the same for doing business in Niaosi Country.What's more, even if the Niaosi country is not as prosperous as China, there are many rich and noble families, and there were very few trade exchanges with China in the past, so under Xing De's promotion, all the goods he brought were sold very good price.

Among them, the best silk is even more scrambled for by everyone, even though it is only men who come to snatch it.

Originally, the one with the highest price got it, but I didn't expect that there were also rich and powerful people here, and there were troubles caused by making troubles.Among them, the concubines in the palace are fighting for the silk. After your concubine blows the pillow wind, the queen will announce the punishment and virtue to come to see you.

Then, Xing De was taken a fancy to by the queen, and forced to accept him as a concubine, and he was in the palace right now.

Yan Chixia: "!!"

Lin Ning: "Ugh—"

At this time, the proprietress received a hint from her wife, and asked with a smile if Lin Ning had ever been married.

Lin Ning: "...I haven't married a wife yet. Wait a minute, I mean I'm a man." Now she cared about her gender, unlike the previous saying that changing from man to woman is all based on her will.

The proprietress was astonished: "What!"

Yan Chixia stroked her beard, very happy.

Then, the two of them were driven out of the teahouse by the proprietress who was convinced that Lin Ning was a man, accompanied by the crying of their family Erlang.

Lin Ning suddenly said: "Since Brother Yan knows about the Poison Dragon Kingdom, must he also know that their citizens are Yashas?"

Yan Chixia was a little confused, so: "Not only do I know, but I have also seen a female Yaksha. She brought her children to Jiaozhou, and the children she gave birth to are all extremely powerful, and her eldest son also served in the army, which is quite appreciated by Shangfeng."

"Is his father's name Xu Chang?" Lin Ning had previously met Lu Dagui, a sea merchant who went to the Yecha tribe. Yaksha combined.

Yan Chixia said: "Exactly, why are you asking?"

Lin Ning mused: "If Layman Xing looks for death and life later, maybe hearing this story can make him balance."

Yan Chixia: "... As for it?"

this one?

When the two of them quietly went to the palace and found Xingde, he had already been forced to dress up as a man from the Niaosi Kingdom, and some palace servants were teaching him how to smile without showing his teeth, walk lightly, etc. Xing De was miserable, and because he was the queen's new favorite concubine, this aroused the jealousy of the other concubines, and they came to squeeze Xing De when they saw an opportunity, and wanted to stage a palace fight with him.

It's just smelling sad and listening to tears.

Yan Chixia was about to step forward, but Lin Ning stopped him.

Yan Chixia: "?"

Lin Ning explained: "When I finish watching this palace fight show, I will have a good idea. When I meet those scumbags in the future, I can also use illusions to let them know the suffering of women."

Yan Chixia is a person who knows how to be flexible. He used to see monsters and kill monsters. He never asked people if they harmed mortals. Later, Lin Ning took several classes, and his thinking changed. He knew everything, and now he heard what Lin Ning said, and he didn't think there was anything wrong. He even thought about it and said, "It's like a group of wives and concubines outside the prisoner."

Lin Ning: "Then let's keep watching."

It's just that this time the palace fight is at most a pecking at each other, or it may be because Xingde is being favored, and other concubines dare not make more mistakes.

The few concubines were obviously unwilling, and one of them said bitterly: "I don't even know what the king likes about him? Could it be that he likes his roughness?"

"I'm afraid I'm used to eating big fish and big meat. The king has changed his taste and wants to try porridge and side dishes."

"That's also pickled vegetable bran porridge."

"That's it."

Yan Chixia: "...Can they still be a little manly!"

Lin Ning said solemnly: "Looking at it this way, brother Yan is also very suitable for the queen's appetite."

Yan Chixia: "...Hurry up and save the person."

Fortunately, Xingde has not been in the palace for half a month, and he has not been able to plant seeds. In addition, he has not been completely assimilated by the Niaosi Kingdom. When Chixia said that Mrs. Xing had come to rescue him, he immediately cried while clutching his handkerchief.

After a few breaths, he realized that he threw the handkerchief away.

Ugh.

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Except for Xingde, his caravan was not left behind.They were okay, because of the relationship between punishment and morality, they were not treated harshly in Niaosi country, but they were a little bit in a trance. When they heard that they could go back to China, they all rejoiced and cried with joy.

Next, Lin Ning played tricks, took them on board, and drove the boat towards the southeast coastal port, while he enveloped the Niaosi Kingdom, and it didn't take a moment to close the tail. The sacred tree of Niaosi Kingdom, which is similar to the mother river of the daughter country, accidentally got a seed, and put it in Yan Chixia's sleeve in front of Yan Chixia.

Yan Chixia silently turned her head away, pretending she didn't see anything.

On the way back, they passed through the South China Sea and part of the East China Sea. The shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the South China Sea only looked at it and sank when they saw nothing happened. However, the East China Sea probably recognized Lin Ning because of the relationship between the Dragon King of the East China Sea and their fifth prince. Yes, I have to go back and pay back one or two.

Fifth Prince Ao Shuang thought that Lin Ning was here to play with him, so he came excitedly to make trouble.

Not to mention Xing De and the others who thought the tsunami was coming, but Yan Chixia could not help but sacrificed his Xuanyuan Sword when he felt the strange aura in the sea.

Lin Ning pressed his shoulder and signaled him to be calm and calm. The sound transmission was sent to Ao Shuang who came excitedly, which made him return disappointed. However, she said that she would invite him to come up to play soon, so that the sea would become calm. After coming down, everyone breathed a sigh of relief after the catastrophe.Yan Chixia stared at Lin Ning for a few breaths, and sighed: "The prestige of not wanting to lose light has spread to the Dragon Palace, and I really admire it!"

Lin Ning paused: "Easy to say?"

For some reason, what popped up in her mind was the scene where the white lady drank the realgar wine and frightened Xu Xian to hell.