Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

After pushing the pot to Pu Songling, Lin Ning became calm.

The pitcher plant scratched away her hand covering its ears: "Wow??"

Lin Ning said with a blank expression: "Yes, we told you where we were going to find delicious food without telling you, so we won't give it to you."

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning rubbed its doggy face, put it on his shoulder, and observed Wei Houshan's performance in the illusion. Seeing that he was ashamed, he only hoped that he would change his ways in the future.If you don't change it, then next time it will be more than just an illusion - there are still many ways to punish a mortal.

"Let's go shopping." Lin Ning said.

Originally, she came to Qingzhou to deeply understand the customs and customs of Qingzhou.

Qingzhou has been busier than usual in the past few days, full of people.

The White Queen returned to her original appearance, and was led by Lin Ning to wander around the street for no clear purpose.The pigpen prairie was able to bear it while lying on Lin Ning's shoulders, but it was soon dazzled by all kinds of things, slipped off Lin Ning's shoulders, and scurried back and forth among the shoulder-to-shoulder crowd of people.

If Lin Ning didn't pay attention, he couldn't see it, so he just let it go, and after half an hour, he and the White Queen each held it, and found it in front of a simple stage for performing mouse tricks.

But the entertainer took out a small wooden frame and put it on his shoulders. The wooden frame was made like a theater building, and then the entertainer slapped the drum board and sang Zaju.As soon as he sang, a little mouse climbed up the small theater building from behind him. He was wearing a mask and a small costume, standing and performing like a human, and it was changing with the plots sung by the busker. for the magic.

Lin Ning could tell that this was just an ordinary busker, an ordinary mouse, but it was more interesting than watching the jujube man she made herself perform.

He even knelt down and talked to the White Queen.

The White Queen had the same idea as her, and wondered what biological principles were used in such training.

After waiting for a song, the entertainer put down the drum board and took out a porcelain bowl. The people watching either gave a penny, or didn't give it at all, and there were also those who were not stingy and gave broken silver. Thanks to the busker again and again.

Lin Ningyou gave half a tael of silver, and immediately met the deep gaze of the pitcher plant.

Lin Ning: "...No, don't even think about it."

Nepenthes went to see the White Queen.

The White Queen paused, stuffed the sugar figurine into her mouth, tasted the sweetness of the sucrose, but glanced at Lin Ning quietly.

Lin Ning felt betrayed: "Honey, don't say that you are also moved, I don't want to partner with the pitcher plant to perform. Don't say that we don't lack this money at all, just say that we can't copy other people's singing and singing mode, even if there is a pitcher plant, it has no talent for acting. Wait, I think the pitcher plant can perform sword swallowing."

The Longyin Sword that was held behind him let out a sharp clang.

Lin Ning: "...didn't say swallow you."

Why do everyone want to add drama to themselves?

The White Queen licked the sugar man again, but did not persist.

And the pitcher plant was still envious of the copper plate in the entertainer's porcelain bowl, and turned its head: "Wow."

Lin Ning picked it up: "You said to let your fellow clan come out to perform? But what's the use of you taking the copper coins? Don't you usually need the copper coins for eating?"

Nepenthes: "..."

It's really useless.

However, Lin Ning is still very pleased that his dog can think about supporting his family. Although their family is not said to be rich and powerful, they are really not short of money.Seeing it listless, Lin Ning said softly, "I'll think of a trick that suits you later, and we'll come back to perform and earn money, okay?"

Nepenthes dog heart happy.

The White Queen looked over: "You don't mind if I say 'I knew it'?"

Lin Ning: "...you should sing 'You're always too soft-hearted'."

She didn't hold back, and laughed after she finished speaking, how much she likes the daily life now, and why would she feel troubled.

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Next, the three of them really saw the swallowing sword, and Nepenthes thought it could do better, that is, it would not come out after swallowing it.

Lin Ning was a bit unable to refute it. You must know that Nepenthes swallowed the Chitauri weapons and spaceships in the superhero world before. Now it is a piece of cake to ask it to swallow an ordinary sword.

This pig is gluttonous.

Lin Ning had a thought in the next moment, and when he came back to see the Fifth Prince Ao Tie, he asked him about Taotie's situation. According to the current attributes of Nepenthes, if it can cultivate, Taotie's training method may be the most suitable for it .

Lin Ning smacked the bar, and when he wanted to put the sugar figurine in his mouth, he found that there was only a stick left in his hand.

Lin Ning: "..." This brat.

Fortunately, they were soon distracted by the noise in front of them. After realizing that it was not easy to squeeze into the crowd, they simply went to the nearby teahouse and asked for a private room on the second floor facing the street.

Now we can see clearly what the situation is. It turns out that there are also people who want to perform, but this is much more exciting than the mouse show just now, and the usual random breaking of boulders:

What the busker wanted to perform was to change peaches, but the peaches were out of season, so the busker said that there are no peaches in the world now, only the peach garden at the Queen Mother's place is like spring all the year round, maybe there will be peaches.

The busker was leading a boy, and the boy said: "Hey, can the sky be walked up like steps?"

The busker said: "I have my own way."

So he opened the cage placed by his feet, took out a ball of rope from inside, and after pulling out a rope end, threw it into the air. The rope was actually hanging in the air, as if something was pulling it. The higher it rises, the fainter it seems to rise to the clouds, and the rope in my hand seems to be used up.

Everyone was amazed.

After the White Queen looked carefully, she turned to look at Lin Ning.

Lin Ning said mysteriously, "Keep watching."

The entertainer on the field asked the boy to climb up, and the boy climbed up nimbly with both hands, and soon sank into the clouds, and after a while, a peach as big as the mouth of a bowl fell from the sky.

Someone was surprised, took the peach and looked at it for a long time, but couldn't tell the real from the fake.

At this moment, the rope suddenly fell from the ground, and the entertainer panicked and said, "Oh no! Someone cut the rope from the sky, how can my son get down?"

After a while, something fell from the sky again, and it was the boy's head.

The entertainer wailed loudly: "It must have been discovered by the heavenly guards when he was stealing the peaches, my poor child!"

Then the boy's hands, feet and torso fell off.

Sadly, the busker picked up the pieces one by one and put them into the cage where the rope had been placed. Then he cried and told the onlookers to take pity on him and give him a little more money so that he could collect his son's body.

Among the spectators was a high-ranking official who generously rewarded him with a silver ticket of one hundred taels.

Upstairs, Lin Ning did not continue to play tricks: "This is not a simple trick, it is an illusion. But speaking of this fairy rope, it has been recorded in ancient times. I mean that the parallel world without illusions originated on the earth. I remember it was Huangfu from the Tang Dynasty. The "Yuanhua Ji" written by Shi Shi is called "Jiaxing Rope Skill" in it. It is said that a prisoner threw a long rope into the air, which was more than [-] feet high. The long rope swung out in the air, and the prisoner flew out with the help of this wave, and disappeared afterwards, which can be said to be a very high-tech prison escape."

The White Queen was thoughtful.

Lin Ning also pinched his chin and muttered: "I tend to think that the records in "Yuanhua Ji" are not based on rumours, and they are not fabricated. As for the principle?" She was about to continue when a flying crane flew over. It was from Xin Shishiniang that Hou Yu and Lu Ming had come.

Lin Ning and the White Queen described in detail how she met Hou Yu and Lu Ming, the pair of friends, and then focused on Hou Yu's self-brewed monkey wine, "I don't know if the two of them brought wine over? Friends, then I will definitely bring it. Don't look at me like that, I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just annoyed by my master, every time I offer incense to his idol, he will hint that I want to make an offering."

The White Queen was dubious: "Then will you tell your master the truth?"

Lin Ning said confidently: "I'm going to wait until we've finished drinking."

White Queen: "..."

Lin Ning is very innocent: "Earlier, Immortal You gave me two jars of wine as a junior in front of all the immortals, but my master withheld those two jars of wine when he sent me away. He is an authentic old man. Drunkard of the Way."

The White Queen said "Oh".

Lin Ning raised his eyebrows.

The White Queen imitated her in showing her innocence and said, "I don't tell the truth if you see through, isn't this one of the social rules?"

Lin Ning: "...My dear, you have learned badly."

The busker in the field got a generous reward, and after collecting the reward, he patted the cage and said: "My son is not coming out yet, thank you all for the reward!"

After speaking, the little boy who was said to have been quartered with five knives walked out of the cage intact.

Everyone was surprised again.

Nepenthes also barked, and it was the one among the three of them who watched the most. At the same time, they also stared at the bounty received by the entertainer, and because the entertainer got a richer bounty this time, it made people It came to the opinion that this is a promising business, so it turned around and stared at Lin Ning: "Wow."

Lin Ning was still thinking about whether the white queen cut black or not "the one who is close to the vermilion is red, and the one who is close to the ink is black", but when she heard about the ambition of the pitcher plant, she decisively abandoned this idea, at least she did not get it. Give the pitcher plant.I thought so, but Lin Ning still didn't pour cold water on the pitcher plants. Instead, he came up with a good idea: "I thought of one, the dog eats the moon. When the time comes, the world will be plunged into darkness, and the people will be terrified. If you jump out, not to mention a hundred gold, even a thousand gold, someone will offer it with both hands."

The pitcher plant moved its claws, trying to figure out how much money is worth.

The White Queen sees it all: "Emilia, I bet you wouldn't do that."

"I -- I really don't know how to do it." Lin Ning said so arrogantly.

The author has something to say: Ning Mei will have women's clothing, and it will come in the next chapter 233

The principle of the fairy rope is hard to say. Some say it is group hypnosis, some say that the rope is hung on another rope tied between two trees, and the rope is specially made. Does anyone know? more?