Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

White Queen: "Oh."

Lin Ning: "... I am rich and cannot be promiscuous."

Before the White Queen could say anything, Lin Ning put on an air of eloquence, and wanted to explain the source of this sentence to the White Queen who hadn't fully comprehended the profound and profound classical Chinese.

The White Queen sees through again but doesn't tell the truth.

Now that the trick is over and it's getting late, the three of them are ready to go back, but just as they got out of the teahouse, they bump into a girl in hibiscus-colored armor, and they bump into Lin Ning.

Lin Ning took the White Queen back a step, flipping her hand slightly, the girl seemed to be supported by an invisible hand, and immediately stood firmly, but the girl lowered her head and didn't look carefully, so she Thinking that it was Lin Ning who supported her personally, he said as crisply and tactfully as an oriole: "Thank you, Daoist."

Lin Ning: "...um."

The girl looked up at Lin Ning for a moment, then turned around and walked forward.

Look at the extra golden mandarin duck on the ground.

Lin Ning: "..." In the illusion created for Wei Houshan earlier, it was set that he once gave a famous prostitute in Suzhou a golden mandarin duck as a token of love. Now that she has seen this stalk so soon, she is really helpless. Easy to say.

Then don't say anything, Lin Ning directly returned the golden mandarin duck to its original owner, and quietly returned it to the sleeve of the girl who looked like a maid from a rich family just now, but the girl didn't notice it and came When I arrived at the turning point a few meters away, I hid and wanted to finish the play, but found that in this short period of time, the handsome little Taoist priest who didn't see Fengshen came into my eyes.

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Lin Ning, who disappeared in the blink of an eye, returned to the backyard of her Taoist temple in the blink of an eye.

Hou Yu and Lu Ming also just arrived, and they were moving things down from the donkey cart.Lin Ning saw a wine jar, and the entanglement brought about by the golden mandarin duck incident was driven away. She dragged her family forward and said, "Brother Hou, Brother Lu, are you all right?"

Hou Yu stood up and nodded.

Lu Ming was much more lively, "Shiguang, you're back. The two of us rushed over as soon as we received your letter. I'm so glad you left the customs. We must celebrate this time."

Hou Yu echoed: "He is really happy, happy to finally have a legitimate reason to go out."

Lu Ming was very annoyed: "Don't expose me all the time!"

"If you want me to say nothing, unless you don't do it." Hou Yu said lightly, "Besides, if I say that, Shiguang will stand by my side."

Lu Ming stomped his feet and said: "Then you are not allowed to say, I don't want to lose face?"

Lin Ning nodded slightly.

The White Queen looked over.

Lin Ning smiled innocently at her.

White Queen: "..."

The pitcher plant lying on Lin Ning's back didn't realize the trick at all. It was still engrossed in the fantasy that it was about to get rich overnight and embark on the road of becoming the head of the family. The little green behind the mother didn't take another look, which made the green bee who had been trembling a little bit relieved.

This time when Hou Yu and Lu Ming came, they brought not only Hou Yu's specialty monkey wine, but also the Chongsi rice they had just harvested, and the new wine that Hou Yu made with Chongsi rice as the main grain - Chongsi rice. Sidao was originally introduced into the underworld by the King of Hades in order to make the underworld ghosts who can't taste it tasted. It was planted beside the Nai River. Later, Chongsi rice was introduced to the mortal world by Lin Ning and became a new high-yielding crop. Things, and if it came from the demon species, it would have a positive effect on the cultivation of the ghost messengers, and vice versa.

Lin Ning's eyes were brightened by this, and he tasted the new wine first.

Unlike the monkey wine, which has a rich aroma, the new wine is clear and has a long aftertaste, but it is also a rare wine.

Lin Ning gave Hou Yu a thumbs up.

Hou Yu laughed silently.

Lu Ming also talked to You Rongyan: "Don't look at the two jars of new wine. In fact, it is not easy to brew successfully. At the beginning, the taste is always light. Hou Yu adjusted it for a long time but it didn't work. We sent all over the world to find wine worms gone."

Nepenthes shuddered: "!"

Lu Ming talked eloquently: "This wine worm is the essence of wine. With it, clear water can turn into good wine, but it's too hard to find."

Nepenthes looked at Lin Ning. Lin Ning acted as if he had never heard of it. He poured half a glass of new wine for the White Queen and asked her to taste it. Then he handed the jug to Xin Shishiniang. Shang Sanguan next to him poured a glass with himself, and looked at the Nepenthes with burning eyes, thinking that it wanted to drink too, looked at Lin Ning and was not moved, so he just put down the jug.

Nepenthes: "Wow!"

Lin Ning: "...Didn't you hear Lu Ming say that it's hard to find? Besides, I'll just give you a bite, wouldn't it be a waste of money? What's more, if the wine bug is lurking in someone's body, then that person will definitely become addicted to alcohol. Meals became tasteless."

This is like giving up a forest for a tree, and the pitcher plant gave up thinking about wine worms without even thinking about it.

But Lu Ming was surprised and said: "Shiguang, you know the wine worm, but why didn't I hear it—Hou Yu, why are you stepping on my foot?"

Hou Yu said sullenly, "I was not careful."

Lin Ning also said seriously: "I can testify for Brother Hou."

Lu Ming doubted him: "Oh, then be careful next time."

Hou Yu lowered his head and rolled his eyes.

Lin Ning was serious, and the rest of the people basically understood it, as long as they didn't expose it.After drinking for three rounds, everyone started talking, and Hou Yu didn't need to say anything about Lu Ming, he just talked about it in a daze.

It turned out that when Luming changed back to its original shape and was wandering in the mountains, he fell into a trap set by the hunter in advance and was captured alive. Fortunately, Hou Yu found out in time and calmly bought Luming from the hunter with the money he got from selling wine. , and then put Lu Ming in confinement.

After Lu Ming finished speaking, everyone at the table looked sideways.

Lu Ming said weakly: "Why are you looking at me like that? I am not the first monster to be hunted. The old deer was caught not long ago. Fortunately, a scholar named An bought it from the hunter. He—Hou Yu, did you learn from him?"

Hou Yu sighed: "If you lose money, you will avoid disaster."

Lin Ning raised her eyebrows slightly. The story Lu Ming told was a bit familiar. She thought of "Hua Gu Zi" after thinking about it for a while.Thinking about it, this matter has nothing to do with her. Right now, she is more concerned about the safety of her drinking buddies.Don't talk about Hou Yu, just talk about Luming. Even if he can transform into form with his spiritual intelligence, he still doesn't have much lethality. A hunter can catch him, and he has no ability to resist.

As for her, not to mention that Xin Shi Niang's cultivation is getting better and better, even Shang Sanguan, who is a mortal, has a few tricks, and Yi Xiangrong, who goes home to visit relatives, can change at will, not to mention that they are all intelligent, Bravery and resourcefulness are not comparable to Lu Ming, a silly roe deer.

Oh, Lu Ming is not a roe deer, he is a sika deer.

Lin Ning turned her eyebrows and turned to the wine that Hou Yu and Lu Ming brought over this time. She felt that in order to continue to supply the wine in the future, it was necessary for her to teach them a lesson, especially Lu Ming.

In more formal terms, that is preaching.

Leaving aside the "tribulations" everywhere, Lin Ning is a snake → dragon, but she accepts the teachings of Taoist orthodox religions. After all, her master is the Taoist orthodox sect, and then became a fairy, and Lin Ning herself has too many identities. , have their own comprehension, so that they will not mislead their children when they spread the Tao.

Hou Yu was very grateful, and told Lu Ming to be careful, otherwise he would just wait to become a plate of venison next time!

Lu Ming couldn't help retorting: "There's still deerskin."

Hou Yu: "..."

Fortunately, Lu Ming is only missing a string, and his comprehension is not a problem. Lin Ning said that he understood it faster than Hou Yu. Even after Lin Ning talked, Hou Yu felt that he did not understand. With ease, it can only be said that a deer cannot be judged by its appearance.

Unknowingly, the next day came, Lin Ning opened his eyes and walked towards Shiguang River while everyone was still in meditation.She felt the fluctuations in the Shiguang River, and immediately knew who was coming, and as expected, she caught Ao Shuang, the Fifth Prince of the East China Sea who came ashore quietly in the river.

Lin Ning looked at him condescendingly: "Why are you here?"

Ao Twin: "...Can't I come!"

Lin Ning clasped his arms around his chest: "I didn't invite you, but does your father know that you are here?"

Ao Twin was still aggrieved at first, but when Lin Ning mentioned the Dragon King of the East China Sea, he was immediately diverted: "I told you that my father was very angry because my third uncle, the Dragon King of the West Sea, said that he I want to promise you his daughter, my cousin. I think it’s okay. If this is done, then we two will be a family in the future. No matter how sharp your teeth are, you are so eloquent. Jiao is even more powerful than our little dragon of the Dragon Clan, but he is still much stronger than my mortal brother-in-law."

Lin Ning pretended that Ao Shuang was praising her: "You mean Ma Ji?" When Raksha State went to Haishi, he met Ao Bing, the third prince of the East China Sea, and was taken to the Dragon Palace to write a poem for the Dragon King of the East China Sea. Because of his love affair with the Dragon Girl, he stayed in the Dragon Palace and married the Dragon Girl.

Ao Shuang came ashore in human form: "It's not him. He said that he missed his hometown and wanted to leave the Dragon Palace, which made my sister very sad. If he was a Shui tribe, there would be no such thing."

Lin Ning: "Oh."

Ao Twin: "...that's it?"

Lin Ning spread his hands and said, "Then what do you want me to say? That's a matter between him and your sister, and I'm not even an outsider."

Ao Shuang pouted: "Then are you interested in becoming the son-in-law of my Dragon Palace? Then you will no longer be an outsider."

Lin Ning said truthfully, "No."

Ao Twin's eyes widened: "You didn't even think about it!"

Lin Ning glanced at him: "What is there to consider, I have no intention of getting married."

Ao Twin argues: "You haven't even met my cousin, so you know you won't like her? Maybe you two have a romantic relationship."

Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "How could this be? I think Yuelao is not so frenzied, and he will marry me and His Royal Highness the Dragon Girl."

Ao Twin was confused: "How do you say that?"

Lin Ning stood with his hands behind his back and said, "Because if calculated according to the age of Jiaolong or the dragon clan, I am still a baby now."

Ao Twin: "Huh?"

Ning Baobao is not embarrassed at all: "It only took me ten years to transform from a snake to a flood dragon. Even if I count the time when I opened my spiritual wisdom, it is only twelve or three years. And how many years were you born?"

Ao Twin scratched her face: "It's been 500 years."

"That is to say." God knows how old Lin Ning is, and said confidently, "Besides, regardless of whether there is any relationship, you yourself said that His Majesty the Dragon King of the East China Sea is firmly opposed to this marriage that has not yet been written off."

Ao Shuang let out an "uh" and said, "My royal father just dislikes you master and apprentice, but my Uncle Third Wang doesn't think so."

Lin Ning asked back: "Then what do you think my master will think?"

Ao Shuang succeeded in suffocating him. Who didn't know that Lu Dongbin was one of the most "free and unrestrained" characters in the Three Realms, and he was also very protective of his weaknesses. Since his father and king despise other people's apprentices, how could he allow his own apprentices to be hot-faced and cold-ass.It seems that this marriage will not come true, Ao Twin is quite regretful, but after thinking about it, he put this matter behind him: "I finally came out without telling my father, what fun is there on your side? ? I heard Ma Ji talk a lot about the local customs on your side, and some said that the gatherings on your side are more lively than the sea market, so please take me to see it.”

Lin Ning is not such a cold and ruthless dragon, she pondered: "It's not impossible, but you have to wait for me to visit my master." Although she said that she would not let her master know that the monkey wine was delivered, she just Just talking, how filial she is, with monkey wine and new wine, naturally she has to show filial piety to Taoists.

Ao Twin: "Okay."

At this time, Hou Yu and the others had woken up from the samadhi, and felt very enlightened. They thanked Lin Ning again and again, and the green bees volunteered to make breakfast, which filled the table.Ao Twin did not consider himself an outsider, and sat down by himself without Lin Ning's greeting, but when he saw the bucket of rice brought by the green bee, he immediately backed away in fright.

Everyone: "??"

Lin Ning: "What's wrong with you?"

Ao Shuang trembled: "My third brother said that maggots are the bane of my dragon clan, because maggots can get into our scales, and he once showed me the maggots, which are exactly the same as the things in that bucket! Hurry up! take away."

Lin Ning: "...I don't want to eat breakfast."

Everyone also felt sick and lost their appetite.

Lin Ning was still afraid of seeing Ao Twin, and sighed: "This is rice, it seems that your third brother lied to you."

Ao Twin: "What?"

After confirming that it was his third brother's fault, Ao Twin said bitterly: "My third brother is like this, but unfortunately I can't beat him, otherwise I will beat him up when I go back."

Lin Ning suddenly remembered that his third brother was the third prince who was skinned and cramped by Nezha in "Nezha's Mind". It was also written in "Fengshen Bang". Isn't that the case here.Lin Ning was about to make a side note, when she saw the pitcher plant curiously looking at the rice bucket, she glared at it, lost her appetite, and didn't really want to stay here, so she talked to the White Queen and the others, holding the wine jar Went to Penglai Xiandao.

When Lin Ning came, Taoist Hui was playing chess with himself, and he only slightly raised his eyes when he heard the sound.

Lin Ning didn't say a word, just stood here.

The Taoist replied: "...Come here to pretend to be dumb?"

Lin Ning immediately came to life: "Aren't I afraid of disturbing you, Master, if I make a noise?" She said and approached, and when the Taoist priest glared at her, he suddenly brought the wine jar out of his sleeve : "Hou Yu and Lu Ming came to see me, they brought new wine besides the monkey wine, and my apprentice borrowed flowers to offer Buddha."

The Taoist said, "The two of them have a heart."

After pondering for a while, he took two magic tools, "It's useless to keep me here, you can give them both for me. As for those who have been following you, although you don't have the name of master and apprentice, there are a few." The fact of dividing master and apprentice, then they have to be gathered by you."

Lin Ning's heart was warm, and there was still skin on his mouth: "'The spring silkworms will only die when they die, and the candle will turn into ashes and tears will dry'. Master, you are like that spring silkworm, only for others and not for yourself; A candle burns itself and illuminates others."

The Taoist replied: "...what a mess!"

Lin Ning smiled and said, "I'm not praising you, Master."

"Then I have to shorten my life." The Taoist said angrily, and then motioned Lin Ning to sit across from him and talk with him.

Lin Ning sat down honestly, and after An Jing played chess for a while, the Taoist replied abruptly: "The Dragon King of the West Sea intends to marry the Dragon Girl to you. What do you think about this?"

"I have no idea." Lin Ning said casually, and immediately realized what was wrong, she stared at her master with wide eyes: "Wait, master, don't say you don't care." Shouldn't he say, "The Dragon King of the West Sea intends to kill the dragon?" My daughter married you, let me push you"?Why did you ask her what she thought?Could it be that her teacher-wife, Peony Fairy, had blown the pillow wind?Tut tut.

The Taoist replied with a half-smile: "What if I am?"

Lin Ning played with the jade chess pieces: "Then I won't agree, I'm still a child."

The Taoist sneered.

Lin Ning had to reorganize the language: "I mean I'm still a girl in my heart."

Respondent: "...Huh?"

Lin Ning raised his head and said seriously: "Master, I told you, not only have I experienced different small worlds in so many calamities, but I also changed from male to female, and sometimes I even made cameo appearances." Seductive Messenger—Speaking of which, the number of times I have been a woman is far more than that of a man. This also leads to the fact that even though Tuer is now a man with two penises, when he dreams back in the middle of the night, Tuer still thinks about it. Back to the red makeup. I was not ashamed to tell you Master before, but now I take this opportunity to explain to you, I also want to let Master see how I look in female clothes."

As soon as he said it, Lin Ning put down the chess piece and transformed into a woman.But I saw her wearing a red floral dress with a white background, and a low Lingxu bun. She has a delicate appearance, her complexion is a bit too white, her eyes are also clear and sharp under her eyebrows, and the combination has a unique charm.

Then she gave a blessed salute to the Taoist, very restrained.

Respondent: "..."