Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

This story starts with Dou Xiucai taking a nap one day, when he fell asleep in the middle of the day, he vaguely felt a person in a brown jacket hovering beside his bed.

Dou Xiucai asked her what's the matter.

The man said that her wife wanted to invite Dou Xiucai to come over. When Dou Xiucai asked who her wife was, the man didn't answer, but said that she was nearby.Dou Xiucai followed in a daze, only to feel that after turning the corner, he came to a place where pavilions and pavilions overlapped one after another. It was like a city, and there were thousands of families in the city.

I also saw maids and officials coming and going, bustling.

Dou Xiucai: "???"

Dou Xiucai felt in a trance that he was probably dreaming, and then he entered the palace with two female officials. After entering a few doors, he saw a woman sitting in the hall, and everyone called her Your Majesty.

But seeing that her eyebrows are like emerald feathers, her face is like peach blossoms, her skin is like creamy fat, her temples are golden phoenix, and her clothes are extraordinarily colorful.

Dou Xiucai's heart fluttered as soon as he saw it, so he didn't have the time to think about where this place is, and how could there be a woman as the emperor. Even when Her Majesty the Queen invited him as a guest, he acted as if he had never heard of it, and waited until he was sent back by the inner prisoner When someone reminded him, he stomped his feet, not to mention regretting it.

At this time, Dou Xiucai suddenly woke up, and seeing him still at home, he thought it was a dream, but the scene in the dream was vivid in his memory, and Her Majesty's frowns and smiles were so charming, and this sense of loss made Dou Xiucai repeatedly I can't lift my spirits all day.

Fortunately, there is a second time.

It was still the eunuch who came to meet him, but this time Dou Xiucai seized the opportunity to spend the night with the Queen, and then just like what Dou Xiucai said before, some court ladies came in in fear and said that there would be disaster for the country.

Her Majesty the Queen implored Dou Xiucai to take in her and her people, but Dou Xiucai was completely out of the loop, thinking how could such a country be kept in such a big place as his home.

Just when Dou Xiucai was at a loss what to do, he suddenly woke up, and there were a few bees buzzing beside him, how could he drive away? He opened the door in such a bewilderment, and when he came out, he met Li Dalang. Lin Ning.

Dou Xiucai's mouth was dry and he had no idea, but Li Dalang joked: "I think you don't need Taoist Shiguang to explain it to you, you just go to a matchmaker to make a kiss for you." yes."

Dou Xiucai said in embarrassment, "Xiaosheng can't explain it to you!"

Then she went to see Lin Ning. Lin Ning stared at the few bees lingering by the door with a slightly delicate expression. She stopped the still-moving pitcher plants and asked Dou Xiucai after a little thought: "Do you know what happened to them?" What is the disaster of destroying the country?"

Dou Xiucai thought for a while and said: "I vaguely remember that Her Majesty the Queen received a memorial, saying that there was a giant python entrenched outside the palace, which had devoured hundreds of households inside and outside the city. The head is as big as a mountain, and the eyes are like rivers and seas. If you raise your head up, all the palaces and pavilions will be swallowed up; if you stretch out your waist, the tall buildings and walls will be completely destroyed.

Lin Ning said "oh", "I understand."

Dou Xiucai: "???"

Li Dalang was also puzzled by Monk Zhang Er, but he didn't ask, he just felt that he really deserved to be Daoist Shiguang.

The old god Lin Ning was very present, but the bees wanted to approach Lin Ning but dared not. In the end, a bee flapped its wings and flew over. It was obviously a bee, but it conveyed the meaning of earnest prayer.

Lin Ning nodded.

Immediately, he said to Dou Xiucai, who was full of question marks: "I have already understood the cause and effect of this matter, and I will sort it out. Layman, you have the right to treat it as a dream."

Dou Xiucai felt uncomfortable like scratching his ears and cheeks: "Taoist?"

Lin Ning's eyebrows moved slightly, could it be possible to ask her to tell the truth, is this Dou Xiucai dreaming of going to the country of bees, and having a good time with the queen bee?It's better to say goodbye, this scholar hasn't married yet, so it's better not to leave unnecessary psychological shadows.

Without waiting for Lin Ning to say anything, Li Dalang said first: "Scholar, I think you should stop asking the Taoist priest. Don't you know there is a saying 'the secret of heaven must not be revealed'?"

Dou Xiucai seemed to suddenly realize: "So that's the case, it's Xiaosheng who is being abrupt."

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning put on an unfathomable expression, and told Li Dalang, who added the drama to him without authorization, to go back to his house first, and she would go there after a while.

After the idlers left, Lin Ning followed the bees to the country of bees.It turned out that Dou Xiucai's neighbor across the alley built a beehive in his vegetable garden. It has been many years, and there is still a gap in one of the beehives. It seems that it is the palace that Dou Xiucai said was swallowed by monsters up.

As for the Yao Mang who has never been an ancient snake before, and who has never been reckless since?It's just a cauliflower snake lying in the vegetable garden. The cauliflower snake is more than one meter long, but it is indeed a huge monster for bees.

And before the cauliflower snake had time to escape, it was attacked by a dog of the nepenthes, pinned to the ground and unable to move, and then became the belly of the nepenthes.

Lin Ning: "No."

Snakes are also called reptiles, so there is nothing wrong with pitcher plants eating them.

Besides, is there anything Nepenthes can't eat now?

Having said that, after the cauliflower snake was eliminated, the few bees flew not far from Lin Ning, circled and danced towards Lin Ning and the pitcher plant, and immediately flew into the hive, as if the outside world was too dangerous.

Lin Ning understood, and left the vegetable garden with the pitcher plant in hand.

Nepenthes looked at it several times reluctantly, and Lin Ning manually snapped its head back. It was better not to create a greater psychological shadow on the bees. After all, it was not easy for them.

Afterwards, Lin Ning danced and told the ins and outs of the matter to the White Queen, and finally said with great interest: "I'm a little curious about how they will praise the pitcher plant. Listen to what they say about that cauliflower snake, that one The cauliflower snake frightened them so much that they cried out how sad. Now that the pitcher plant has devoured the cauliflower snake, the bees would probably say:

'Wow, I saw a Tuntian dog, its eyes were like torches, its limbs were as strong as pillars of heaven, it was more courageous than a dog, and the thousand-foot-long python was no match for it at all. Shake, the world will change color for it--'.No, I can't make it up. "

Lin Ning burst out laughing.

The White Queen watched the stand-up comedy with great interest, and when Lin Ning calmed down, she asked Old Man Li about his situation.

"I gave him a talisman, and he will be fine after getting rid of the evil spirit." In this regard, Lin Ning is a bit like a Taoist priest, "There is also that female ghost, she is a mountain ghost. It is not accurate to say that, It can only be said that it was produced by the filth in the mountains, which absorbed the yin and resentment.

As for why she went down the mountain and forced her bow?I think it has something to do with a woman who hanged herself in the mountains more than ten years ago. At that time, the Taoist priest invited by the village performed a supernatural act on the woman, but she still kept some resentment——Old man Li just caught up. "

Besides, the mountain ghost, it is very timid, Lin Ning hasn't done anything to it yet, it wished it could faint in the next moment, it was still the kind that was crying and shaking.

At that time, I thought I could finally use the Dragon Chanting Sword, but now I really dislike it.

And Lin Ning also found something that the pitcher plant does not eat, and it has no appetite for that mountain ghost.

In the end, Lin Ning was the only one who started to make a ball, and made the mountain ghost into a ball. As soon as she got started, the mountain ghost cried and passed out.

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning didn't kill them all. After all, this was the first time that the mountain ghost went down the mountain to do bad things, and old man Li was fine right now, but he couldn't let it go just because it failed to do bad things.

After thinking about it, Lin Ning brought the mountain ghost back, planning to give it a chance to change its mind. Since it can absorb evil spirits, can it be used as a cleaner after transformation? It just needs to be studied a little bit.

Speaking of research, Lin Ning remembered the pill that Sangu Xin gave her before she left, "Listen to her, this pill can cure any disease no matter how serious it is. No, no, think about it carefully, this pill only To be able to continue life is not to cure the disease, but after she took the pill back from her ex-husband, her ex-husband seemed to be back to the state before taking the medicine."

"This is a bit interesting," Lin Ning said leisurely, "It may be a low-end version of the elixir."

Lin Ning couldn't help diverging her thoughts, thinking of her master's bohemian past.You must know that when she came to Liao Zhai World, the little white snake in the original body exploded because of eating the soup balls that looked like soup balls sold by the peddler selling soup balls, but were actually elixir.

Thinking of this, Lin Ning laughed a few times: "My master must have elixir, I will hurry up and ask for two and come back for comparison." He said it as if the elixir was Chinese cabbage.

The White Queen looked over.

Lin Ning: "...what?" She had a bad feeling.

The White Queen said seriously: "I was wondering if your master would scold at that time, 'Who is this unlucky child'?"

Lin Ning: "..."

Before Lin Ning said bitterly, "My dear, you have changed", an acquaintance came to the Taoist temple.

Yan Chixia came here upon hearing the news. The story of the Yan clan had already spread. He had heard that the scholar had added fuel and vinegar to it once, and felt that there were some things he couldn't figure out. No, I just came to Qingzhou, and first came to the Taoist temple to pay a visit to Lin Ning, even though it was not long since they met last time.

After Lin Ning knew about it, he gave Sangu Xin's pill to the White Queen, and asked her to help analyze the possible ingredients. He came to the Taoist temple to receive Yan Chixia, and welcomed him to the back garden.

When Yan Chixia came here, she only wandered around in the Taoist temple, and never came to the back garden specially separated by Lin Ning. Now, as soon as she entered the door, she felt the evil spirit, and subconsciously put her hand on the Xuanyuan sword.

Lin Ning closed the door again with a shake of his hand, isolating the evil spirit inside: "In this case, will brother Yan feel better? I can still be considerate of brother Yan, even if brother Yan may dislike holding a mirror for use It’s too girly, I don’t want to use it, and I won’t say anything about it.”

Yan Chixia: "..."