Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

The boat of friendship capsizes as soon as it is said to capsize, but Lin Ning restrained her bad taste before the boat capsized: "Why did Brother Yan come here? Is there anything I can do?"

Yan Chixia straightened her expression when she heard the words. He came here not only to clear up doubts, but also to: "I heard that Wutong God haunts Wu County."

Wu County is more than 80 miles away from here, so it can be called a subordinate of Qingzhou.

And Wutongshen?They are not righteous gods, but evil gods who were prostituted by ignorant people.The obscenity here refers to the sacrifices of the gods who are not worshiped by the righteous gods. For example, goblins such as mountain spirits and tree monsters, if the people worship them, they are considered obscene sacrifices, and the so-called "gods" formed by such rituals are They can bring what they need for the believers, but they are evil and sycophants, and their requirements for sacrifices are often inhumane, and they often require sacrifices to strangers.

Well, in the past, the people near Jinshan used brides to sacrifice to the old turtles, which was considered adultery.

Having said that, these Wutong gods are simply spirits and monsters, often active in the Jiangsu and Zhejiang areas, and there is a saying that goes like that, Wutong in the south and fox spirits in the north.This five-pass god is sexually promiscuous, and he occupies a beautiful woman at will. None of his parents and brothers dare to say anything.

Such a monster is naturally on the blacklist.

Upon hearing this, Lin Ning said without hesitation, "I'll go with Brother Yan."

Yan Chixia cupped her fists, not caring about Lin Ning's previous teasing.

·

In Wu County, there is a family surnamed Zhao, who has a charming wife named Yan.

Originally, the Zhao family was well off and the husband and wife were harmonious, but this kind of happy life was broken half a month ago:

Shiro of the Wutong God took a fancy to Yan Shi's beauty and forced her in to occupy her. Not only that, but when Shiro came again for the second time, he also brought two other people with him.

When they were full of wine and food, the two Wutongshen who came with Shiro stood up and said goodbye, but said that Shiro had got such a beauty, so he should call the other two brothers to come over, so that the five of them could celebrate together.

Yan Shi wished she could pass out.

After being raped by Shiro again, Yan Shi was so ashamed and angry that she wanted to commit suicide, but the rope broke as soon as she got on it, and it was the same after several attempts.

The Zhao family was terrified and terrified, and suffered unspeakably.

The servants at home were terrified, and they acted quite absent-mindedly. Even the Chai Fu who came to deliver the firewood this time came after dark, and it was not the usual that the Chai Fu didn't care much. After all, according to the usual rules, today's Wutongshen will come to the door again.

Chai Fu came in through the back door, carrying a load of firewood, and followed the servant of the Zhao family to the kitchen.

Chai Fu still didn't quite understand why he had to come in disguised as Chai Fu?

Wouldn't this be a warning?

Lin Ning who swaggered in seemed to have heard his heartfelt voice: "We call it dark."

Yan Chixia: "I don't see where you are 'dark'."

Lin Ning was wearing a Taoist uniform with a white background and blue border as usual, and he was handsome and handsome. When Yan Chixia taunted her, he didn't care. Bullying the daughter of the family, do you know about this?"

"I have heard, and I also heard that after the case was reported to the imperial court, all the leaders and followers were killed." Yan Chixia suddenly felt blessed and said, "You caught the thief?"

"Exactly, I used it to lure the snake out of the hole." Lin Ning said slowly, "The man saw that there was a beauty in my place, and as expected, he pretended to be a poor woman who was abused by her husband and came to the door to ask for shelter. After nightfall, he really showed her beauty. Prototype."

Yan Chixia praised: "This is a good deed."

"That's true," Lin Ning changed the subject: "In fact, we can also use this trick today. One of you and I will go to Lay Yan's bedroom to replace her, and it doesn't matter if you sit behind the curtain on the left or the right. Men and women, of course, still have to dress up a bit."

Yan Chixia: "!"

Yan Chixia was chilled by the extended meaning in her words, not that he rejected using this method to kill demons, but he couldn't help but think of his previous experience in the country of silk. , but wearing red and green, the man from Niaosi country really left him with a psychological shadow that is not easy to erase.

Lin Ning didn't expand on this topic, mainly because the servant who went to get the firewood came back, and seeing that Yan Chixia hadn't stacked the firewood, he complained to him a few words.

Lin Ning has already moved away and disappeared.

Yan Chixia: "..."

Fortunately, because there was going to be a banquet, everyone in the kitchen was busy with trepidation. After listening to their words, Yan Chixia was sure that the five gods had passed by. He quickly stacked the firewood, and put his Xuanyuan sword Pulled from the firewood pile.When the servants delivered food to the inner courtyard, he quietly followed.

At this time, Shi Lang had already arrived with a sword, and sitting at the wine table, he said to Yan Shi, who was pleasing to the eye, "This time, my three elder brothers and younger brothers will come over, and ask your servants to bring more altars of fine wine."

Yan Shi was about to faint, and was trying to pull himself together to call the servants who were avoiding him, when Shiro asked doubtfully, "Why are you so angry?"

He said again, "Why does it smell like a weapon?"

As she said that, she was going to get his sword, and sooner or later, Yan Chixia flew in with the Xuanyuan sword in her hand.Xuanyuanjian's sword was so powerful, Shiro grabbed his sword and stepped forward to resist, while Yan Shi was stunned by such a sudden attack, and stood there dumbfounded, and then watched helplessly as Wutongshen, who had been doing evil, had his head cut off by Xuanyuanjian and died. on the ground.

Look again where there is no man, but a wild boar the size of a donkey.

Yan Shi was terrified, and suddenly remembered what Shiro said just now that the other five supernatural powers would come, so she said to Yan Chixia in panic, "What should I do?"

Yan Chixia frowned, and was about to say something when she heard thunder roaring outside.

When even running out with the Xuanyuan sword in his pocket, he saw a black air just about to fly up, and a thunder snaked towards the black air, hitting the black air impartially, and the black air fluttered down. There was a loud noise on the ground.

Taking a closer look, the black air looks like a falcon, but unusually, the falcon is much larger, and it still emits a burnt smell after being knocked down by lightning.

Yan Chixia went to look again, and saw a pig, a horse, and a snake lying in the yard, but they were not exactly the same as ordinary pigs, horses, and snakes, and their bodies were still smelly and red. Hei Xue didn't seem to get any good fruit to eat.

Yan Chixia breathed a sigh of relief, holding the Xuanyuan Sword, stepped forward and said to Lin Ning: "It seems that picking up light is not only excellent in swordsmanship, but also skillful in using the thunder talisman. The blow just now is enough to show its power."

Lin Ning: "..."

That's not a Thunder Talisman at all, is it?

Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "I'm very talented."

Yan Chixia: "..."

Only now did Yan Shi dare to scream, but with such a big commotion, her husband and servants did not come over.

Lin Ning and Yan Chixia looked at each other, sighed slightly, and went to comfort Yan Shi, and then carried out the body of Shiro whose head had been cut off by Yan Chixia earlier, together with the head.

Only Yan's husband, Zhao Hongda, had the courage to come over to have a look. He saw a yard full of pigs, horses and eagles, as well as Lin Ning and Yan Chixia, two Taoist priests holding swords. After telling the story, he showed a gesture of peace of mind, and held Yan Shi in his arms, and the couple hugged each other and cried.

Lin Ning looked back and landed on the corpse of the Wutong God.

Yan Chixia wiped off the blood on Xuanyuan Sword, and asked abruptly: "It's so beautiful, why don't we pick it up and cook it as a side dish?"

Lin Ning looked over: "Have you eaten?"

Yan Chixia nodded, not thinking it was a big deal.

Lin Ning felt that this was really nothing, and thought about how much the appetizers could be used up, and then he could feed the rest to the pitcher plant. It didn't follow this time, and was a little depressed.

"alright."

He put the Wutongshen's corpse into his sleeve and left Zhao's house without staying long.On the way out of the city, Lin Ning sighed: "This time I made a mistake in my judgment. I didn't expect Wutongshen to be so vulnerable. If I knew it, I wouldn't need Brother Yan to pretend to be Chai Fu, but Brother Yan can think in a better way."

Yan Chixia: "???"

Lin Ning said solemnly: "Didn't you get a few pennies for that load of firewood? I think it's enough to buy a few scones."

Yan Chixia: "..."

Yan Chixia took out the few pennies and looked at it: "At most, you can buy three scones."

Lin Ning: "Well, I won't fight with Brother Yan."

Yan Chixia: "..."

At this time, it was completely dark and the city gate was locked, but this would not hinder the two of them, so the two quietly left the city and returned to the Taoist temple.Coincidentally, Xin Shishiniang, who went to have a small gathering with Bai Qiu, came back half an hour ago, and Yi Xiangrong, who went back to Xiaxi Village to pick up her father and mother, came to pay a visit to Lin Ning, Lin Ning So let them live in the guest house in the back garden temporarily, and I will talk about it in detail tomorrow.

Then he took out the five supernatural powers and asked Xiaolu to cook them for him.

The pitcher plant was really interested in them, and followed Xiaolu to the kitchen with its head held high. With Xiaolu here, it would definitely be able to eat top food.

Yan Chixia was not so uncomfortable with the evil spirit in the back garden this time, and he also saw that Xin Shi Shiniang had less evil spirit, but her posture was correct and her eyes were bright, so she was not far away from becoming a fox fairy carry on.

He turned around to meet Shang Sanguan, and after a closer look, he realized that she was a mortal.

If you think about it this way, the mortals in this garden are no more than him, and there are only three Shiguangs in this woman, but there are several spirits, so it is no wonder that he is not very comfortable in such a situation.

After a while, Lin Ning led the White Queen over.

Yan Chixia: "???"

The White Queen has no aura, no ghostly aura, let alone a demonic aura. Yan Chixia struggled for a long time but couldn't figure out what she was. Seeing that her appearance was not the same as that of the people from the Central Plains, she probably came from abroad.

Regarding foreign monsters and ghosts, Yan Chixia only heard anecdotes.For example, I heard a maritime merchant say that a few years ago, there was a red-haired country that had trade relations with China. When a boat passed through the port, the city guard saw that there were too many people coming, so he forbade them to go ashore.

Hongmaoguo took a step back and said that they only need a place with a felt blanket, which is enough.

Bian Shuai thought that a place as big as a felt blanket could not accommodate a few people, so he agreed.

So the red-haired countryman put a felt blanket on the shore, and only two people could stand on it, but when they pulled the felt blanket, four or five people could stand on it, and people continued to land on the shore as they pulled it. Come.

In a short time, the carpet became about the size of an acre of land, with hundreds of people standing on it, and then launched a surprise attack on the city guards, looting many merchant ships on the shore before they left.

"Daoist Yan?"

Yan Chixia came back to her senses, seeing that the little demon named Lu Ming handed him a bowl of wine, he took a moment to take it: "Thank you."

Lu Ming: "You're welcome."

As a result, he turned around and grabbed Hou Yu's arm. He couldn't hide his excitement and said, "Did you hear that? I just said that he is not as scary as everyone else said. Isn't that very polite."

Hou Yu glanced at Yan Chixia, who could clearly hear her, but didn't know what to say.

Of course, Daoist Yan was also speechless.

Lin Ning pretended not to hear anything, and was not afraid that the boat of friendship would sink once.

Fortunately, there was wine, vegetables, and meat, and Yan Chixia was not a fussy person, so she let it go quickly, and even fought with Lu Ming for wine under the table, making a face that seemed to be drinkable in vain.

And most of the five supernatural powers ended up in the belly of the pitcher plant. It hiccupped by the door frame, but before going to bed, it didn't forget to catch a few crickets for supper.

Taotie will be silent when he sees it.

·

Yan Chixia left early the next morning, so the rest of them should do whatever they want.

Lin Ning had just heard about the recent experiences of Bai Qiulian and her husband Mu Shangong from Xin Shishiniang.

It turned out that the head of Dongting Lake, who was at odds with Bai Qiulian's mother, sowed discord in front of the Dragon King of Dongting Lake. Bai's mother was in charge of traveling on the water, but was exiled to the south bank of Dongting Lake.Because of this, Bai Mu suffered from starvation, and was caught by fishermen like this. Fortunately, Bai Qiulian and Mu Shangong came back from visiting relatives. Seeing this, Bai Qiulian asked Mu Shangong to buy the original Bai Mu.

The fisherman opened his mouth when the lion saw this, and Mu Shangong hesitated at the time, but in the end he bought the baiji dolphin without telling his father and released it.

After Bai Qiulian finished training, she told Mu Shangong her identity, and also found out that Dongting Lake Chief Shi used the name of Dongting Lake Dragon King to sow dissension, saying that Bai Qiulian was not married, but just didn't want to be Dongting Lake Dragon King. concubine.

When Lin Ning heard this, he couldn't help but ask, "What happened afterwards?"

Xin Shishiniang replied: "Qiu Lian asked Mr. Mu to find the Dragon King of Dongting Lake who turned into a Taoist priest. The Dragon King of Dongting Lake likes scholars the most. After hearing the ins and outs, he exempted Aunt Bai."

Lin Ning was silent for a moment and then asked: "How did Mu Shangong react after knowing Bai Qiulian's identity?"

Xin Shishiniang knew the elegant meaning after hearing the string song: "Don't worry, Taoist Lord, I think that Mr. Mu was eaten to death by Qiu Lian, and if Mr. Mu can't accept Qiu Lian's identity, then Qiu Lian will make his own decision—" —Just return the son to Mu Xianggong, and go back to Dongting Lake by herself, she is not ten times or a hundred times more comfortable in Dongting Lake than on the shore."

As soon as Lin Ning felt that there was nothing to worry about, he smiled.