Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

However, the four masters and apprentices who learned from the Western Paradise finally obtained the certificate of customs clearance from the Xiliang Kingdom, and the queen reluctantly sent Tang Sanzang outside the city.

After finally getting the queen to let go, Drifting came to help Tang Monk mount his horse, but the situation changed suddenly.

A whirlwind was created, and Tang Seng was taken away by the roar.

When I looked again, Tang Seng had disappeared without a trace.

The Drifting Monk couldn't help shouting: "Elder Brother, Master has been taken away!"

These words are very easy to say, which can be seen that they are said a lot at ordinary times.

Hearing this, Sun Wukong immediately jumped onto the cloud, looked around, saw a cloud of dust, and the wind was rolling to the northwest, so he asked Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk to follow him on the cloud to chase after him.

Seeing this, the beautiful King of Xiliang told his subjects that Brother Yu was an arhat ascending in the daytime, so she wasted all her thoughts and returned to the court immediately.

Ever since, all the subjects of Xiliang Kingdom got up and drove back to the palace, as if nothing happened before.

However, Brother Sun Wukong and his party followed the whirlwind to a high mountain, and they could no longer see the whirlwind, and the limelight had dissipated, let alone where it was.

The brothers and sisters searched for it for a long time, and suddenly saw a side room, the blue stone was bright, like a screen.

After turning around the screen, there are two stone gates behind the stone screen, and the six words "Pipa Cave of Dudi Mountain" are engraved on the door plaque.

This kind of place in the deep mountains and old forests is usually a monster cave, and everyone is familiar with it.

Originally, Zhu Bajie was about to smash the door with a nine-toothed rake, but was stopped by Monkey King.Firstly, they don't know the depth of it, and secondly, they are not sure whether it is a monster here, so the Great Sage suggested that he go in and find out first, so that he can act better.

In this way, the Great Sage turned into a light bee and flew into the eaves of the door.

Looking at the previous posture, there is a high probability that this time I encountered a monster who was about to eat the Tang monk's meat, and I didn't want to enter the door to have a special world.Although it is not as magnificent as the Xiliang King's Palace, it is also a pavilion with carved beams and painted buildings.There are also lush bamboo forests and clusters of orchids, which are very elegant and unique.

The Great Sage thought to himself: "It's kind of leisurely and unique."

Then fly to the second gate and see a woman sitting on the top of the flower pavilion.Dressed in a skirt, her hair tied loosely in a bun, with icy skin and jade skin, willow eyebrows and emerald emerald eyebrows, she is quite charming and romantic overall.

The Great Sage flew over lightly, nailed to the railing of the flower pavilion, and was about to take a closer look.Seeing his master coming out of the back room with the help of a few maidservants, the Great Sage hurried to see his master. He saw Tang Monk's eyes were red with tears, his face was yellow and his lips were white, and the cassock that was originally neat was not neat.

Great Sage: "...??" No way?

It's no wonder that the Great Sage thought too much, after all, they followed the whirlwind to the deep mountain, but it took a long time before they found the Pipa Cave, at least half an hour, so what they could do was probably enough.

At the entrance where Sun Wukong was anxious, the woman sitting in the flower pavilion stood up curlingly, and said in a strange tone: "I originally thought that since you, a monk, can be recognized as a younger brother by the Tang King of Dongtu, no matter what you do, you will be overthrown." I chose it, but I didn't want you to be so useless, like a silver-like wax gun head, good-looking but useless, and I don't know why she fell in love with you!"

Tang Seng didn't speak.

His legs are still weak now, and his stomach is overwhelmed.

It turned out that the whirlwind was too fast, and Tang Seng was trapped in it. From the gate of the Xiliang Kingdom to the poisonous enemy mountain, how could he bear it with a mortal body? He didn't vomit on the spot because he had a lot of this whirlwind. Immunity, after all, has been blown away by strong winds before.

He also thought that the Queen of Xiliang Kingdom was still a human being after all, and treated him with courtesy, but the woman in front of him was a demon god. He might say too many mistakes in his actions, so it's better not to say too many words.I just hope that Wukong and the others can come as soon as possible, and don't let him lose his life here in vain.

The Great Sage said, "!!"

Sun Dasheng couldn't bear it anymore, showed his true colors, held Ruyi's golden cudgel and shouted: "You are a hungry ghost!" Dasheng could only think of this word at the moment, and didn't think about all the words of the woman .

Since this is the Pipa Cave, as the Cave Master, this woman should be called Pipa Cave Master.Cave Master Pipa saw this, and with a movement of his hand, he cast a stream of smoke to cover the flower pavilion, and ordered the maids on the left and right: "Keep Monk Tang well."

Later, he took a three-pronged steel fork, and stood opposite Sun Dasheng: "I think you are lustful, peeping at my beauty from the side, and now you can't wait to show your true colors to mistreat me. ——What a color embryo!" Said

The Great Sage couldn't get any more angry, so he raised the Ruyi Golden Cudgel and said angrily, "I'll eat you, Great Sage Sun!"

Cave Master Pipa sneered: "It's really true."

Sun Wukong: "...the evil beast is rude!"

The two of them fought immediately, one with the three-pronged steel fork and the other with the Ruyi golden cudgel, and beat them out of the cave.

Outside Pipa Cave, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha are waiting outside the stone screen.The white horse was not forgotten by the two of them. When they came chasing the whirlwind, they put their luggage on the white horse and went up to the cloud together.Now Zhu Bajie saw his brother Monkey arguing with a female goblin, so he called the white horse Monk Sha to look after him, and he raised the nine-toothed rake to meet him, wanting to help Brother Monkey, and shouted: "Brother Monkey I'm here to help you!"

Seeing that Zhu Bajie was also attacking, the pipa cave master didn't panic, his red lips parted lightly, and his voice was clear and tactful: "Which one is it? You learned the art of fighting in the early years, so you really should stay in Xiliang and learn from it."

Zhu Bajie thought of the theory of human race in Xiliang Kingdom, and the tradition of cutting off the roots of men's descendants to make sachets, and suddenly shuddered: "Whoever likes to be a human race should go, anyway, my old pig doesn't like it!"

Pipa cave master said meaningfully: "Then you should pass on what you have learned to your master."

Zhu Bajie: "???"

Monkey King was terrified: "Master was really murdered?"

Pipa Cave Master's eyes sparkled: "You might as well make a guess."

Zhu Bajie was taken aback: "Brother Monkey, what's going on?"

Before Sun Wukong could say anything, the steel fork in the hand of the pipa cave master flew over, he was anxious, confused and angry, and he couldn't help but get a little confused when he waved the golden cudgel.And Zhu Bajie, who came to help originally, also murmured in his heart, holding the nine-tooth nail rake randomly, even though he originally had a lot of power, he can only exert five or six points at the moment.

Even so, the three of them were still fighting in the dark.

All of a sudden, the pipa cave master threw a spear backwards, Sun Wukong didn't pay attention for a while, and his head was stabbed.

It was nothing at all, he was crushed by the three mountains of King Yinjiao before, nothing happened, even when he was making trouble in the Tiangong, he was beheaded everywhere in the bullfighting palace, and he used all the beheading methods of the 49th class of Tianting, and he didn't see his head It hurts.It was even burned in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun for [-] days without any damage, and it also gave him a golden eye.Now that he was stabbed like that, he had a headache, and he couldn't help but hug his head: "It hurts!"

All of a sudden, Ruyi's golden cudgel was thrown to the ground.

Zhu Bajie was taken aback and didn't dare to fight any more, he hurriedly backed away holding the nine-toothed rake: "Brother Monkey!"

Don't be fooled by Monk Sha either.

The cave master of Pipa Cave did not catch up, pointing to Sun Dasheng who was about to roll with his head in his arms, and said: "Sun Wukong, this is what you will end up with if you try to misbehave with me, but you don't want to be depressed, you must know that the Tathagata also ended up like this back then. snort!"

After finishing speaking, he put away the steel fork and went back to the cave.

Leaving a group of brothers and sisters with faces covered.

Zhu Bajie howled dryly: "My good monkey brother, what did you do when you entered the cave of that female evil star? Why did she just lightly touch your head with a steel fork, and you rang the gong to retreat? You still complained to the heavens Don’t tell me. Could it be that you told her to use some tricks to get you connected with Tathagata? Also, she is very well informed and knows how my old pig is good at fighting. Wait a minute, what does she mean when she said that she was unable to recover after a setback? ? It can’t be that my old pig thought that way, brother monkey, you covered the wrong head.”

Great Sage: "..."

Monk Sha hesitated and said: "Eldest brother hugged his head and cried out for pain, could it be that his head is in the wind?"

Great Sage: "..." What a god.

Even the white horse, who has never had a sense of presence, also looked over, with complicated eyes.

The Great Sage simply hugged his face and screamed for pain, and he didn't want to see these idiots again!

Besides, in the Pipa Cave, the master of the Pipa Cave didn't look frivolous when he returned.Even before, she didn't show much frivolity, just her face was coquettish, and her words were a little unrestrained.

The positive look she showed here slightly suppressed the coquettishness on the surface, and if she wanted to, she could actually change her face, but this face was the original face after the transformation of the original body.

Yes, this master of Pipa is Lin Ning who was arranged by the system.

For the parallel world derived from "Journey to the West", Lin Ning said that she is interested and interested, but in terms of favorability, she doesn't like it very much. This god and Buddha are not gods and Buddhas, but more like organized demons It is an overly real parallel world—I don’t know because "Journey to the West" is more about reflecting the officialdom and social darkness of the Ming Dynasty where the author lived at that time. The gods and Buddhas in "Journey to the West" do not love the world at all.

Even among the ninety-nine and 81 disasters on the way to learn the scriptures, how many innocent mortals died in vain because of special arrangements?Not to mention other things, the people in a city in the original lion camel country were devoured by the roc.And the lion and camel country is not far from Lingshan, and Dapeng has been in the lower realm for many years, and no one has ever cared about it, even Tathagata can't see it.

More recently, the King of Inspiration of Tongtian River is the goldfish that Guanyin Bodhisattva sat down. Isn't it a great irony for Songzi Guanyin?

Of course, it seems that it can be said that Lin Ning is still standing at the level of the human race to compare the thinking of the gods and Buddhas, which will naturally be incomprehensible. After all, the gods and Buddhas treat the human race just like the human race treats ants.But when the human race looks at the ants, they don't expect the ants to "feed back", but the gods and Buddhas want to get incense and faith from the human race.

That is to say, the disaster on the way to learn the scriptures is to better carry forward Mahayana Buddhism, "to surpass the dead to ascend to heaven, to save the difficult from suffering, to cultivate the body of infinity, and to be able to come and go". Who can the people involved turn to for reasoning?

Don't talk about afterlife.

Not to mention drinking and pecking, it's all pre-determined.

Lin Ning has never felt that the so-called destiny is more ridiculous than in this parallel world.

Thinking of this, Lin Ning still thought that the timing of her arrival was not so good, so she had no choice but to rush to take away the King of Inspiration before the Guanyin Bodhisattva did not make up her makeup, and let all the fish, shrimp and mobs following the King of Inspiration in the Tongtian River die. Before, giving him such a blow made his inner alchemy unstable.

In addition, Lin Ning is also very clear that the king of inspiration is just a pawn, and the real instigator is not him.

And Lin Ning didn't expect the system to give her such an identity this time, and Pipa Jing doesn't seem to be anything special.

In the original book, she was also a female goblin who wanted to have sex with Tang Seng. In the end, she was called twice by the Pleiades Star Officer who restrained her, and she showed her true nature and died in front of the slope.Zhu Bajie whipped the corpse and smashed it into a mess.

At most, when he was still in Lingshan, he stung the middle finger of Tathagata.

Only Lin Ning wanted to say something to the system again, but the system stopped making a sound, so Lin Ning could only do so.Not only that, she also photographed Tang Sanzang like in the original book. This Tang Sanzang does have a good skin, red lips and white teeth, handsome and majestic, fine skin and tender flesh, but Lin Ning is not interested in eating him, no matter how he is eaten But that doesn't stop her from taking advantage of it.

She is very happy to contribute to the learning path of their master and apprentice.

Seeing that she had stung her childhood idol earlier, it made him cry.

No, the Great Sage didn't cry.

Sun Wukong still had a headache, and Zhu Bajie and Drifting sang together like a cross talk, which didn't comfort him at all, but made the situation worse.Finally Monk Sha got to the point: "It's getting late now, senior brother still hurt his head, and master doesn't know how to live or die, what should we do?"

Zhu Bajie suddenly remembered what he said in the previous fight, and jumped up: "Master was murdered? Brother Monkey, is Master dead? If you tell me, we can share our luggage!"

Monkey King sat up, "Master is not dead."

He detailed what he saw and heard when he went in as a bee, and finally hesitantly said: "I asked that female evil star Master was killed by her, because I was worried whether Master lost Yuanyang."

As soon as Zhu Bajie heard it, he yelled: "Brother Hou, you still say that I am an idiot, but my old pig thinks you are an idiot. As the saying goes, can dried fish be used as a pillow for cats? That female evil star is beautiful and charming. It's the most female goblin we've ever seen. Master, he didn't lose this wave. On the contrary, the female evil star lost, but master is Yuanyang, and it's common to lose quickly. Oh, then let's break up, let's go What are you waiting for!"

Drifting hesitated and called down: "Second Senior Brother."

Zhu Bajie put his arms around the nine-toothed rake and said: "Master is not a real monk anymore, so what if we don't break up, why don't you ask my old pig to teach him the way of fighting? Well, it happened to be a master and apprentice. "

Drifting: "..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Dasheng felt his head hurt even more.

Drifting looked over: "Elder brother?"

Sun Wukong rubbed his eyes, "I see that the female evil star is not very evil, but this behavior is also evil, so I can't be sure of her."

Sand Monk bit his finger and said: "Speaking of which, this female evil star knows a lot, she is very clear about the background and past of the second senior brother, and even mentioned the Tathagata Buddha, so I don't know who she is."

Sun Wukong is also called Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie dawdled and said: "How do I know? It's the method of fighting the old man. When the Bodhisattvas tested me before, I was deceived. I said it. Could it be the same this time?"

Sun Wukong didn't see which bodhisattva it was, and suddenly looked at the sky again, seeing that there was no movement, he felt a little relieved.

Zhu Bajie stopped clamoring to divide the luggage.

Sand Monk looked left and right and said, "Master is a true monk, and he will never mess with sex with sex."

In this way, they did not rush in, tied up the white horse, kept their bags, and took a rest at the sheltered place under the slope to refresh their spirits.

This can make the six Ding Liujia, Wufangjiedi, four-valued meritorious service, and guardian Jialan who follow in the sky very anxious.They were protecting Tang Seng in secret, only this time the pipa hole was so vast that they couldn't discern the current situation of Tang Seng inside, lest he be robbed of his true yang.

It's just that they don't want to show up often, so they have to change their ways to remind Monkey King and his disciples to act.

In this way, Sun Dasheng got up and went to test again.Previously, I checked the depth of the pipa hole, but this time I checked whether Tang Monk was a real monk, and then made plans.

Zhu Bajie and Drifting have no objection.

Monkey King turned into a bee this time and flew into the door.

Flying past the flower pavilion and seeing no one, he flew towards the back room, faintly hearing a sweet female voice.The Great Sage Bee was startled inwardly, flew over in a hurry, landed outside the window of the back room, and was about to sneak in through the gap, when he heard his master's mourning, and the female evil star said softly: "You don't want to cry!" It's useless, look at me coaxing your apprentices away with a few words, making them think that your true yang has died, but I don't think I'm so anxious."

The Great Sage couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Then the female evil star said again: "My, I like Xiaoqing'er struggling and resisting the most. The more you struggle and resist, the higher my interest will be. I just don't want me to be a crow's mouth, and let me say that you are an embroidered flower It's a pillow! It's your true yang that is the most precious thing, so what's the use of it."

Tang Sanzang cried unceasingly: "You pink skull, I said that my three disciples will not let you go, even the gods and Buddhas in the sky will not let you go!" Weeping again for sorry for the Buddha and Bodhisattvas, crying bitterly again Tang Wang Li Shimin lamented the sufferings of the Tang people.

It can be described as tearful and heart-piercing.

But the evil female said happily: "You are so touching when you cry, this Cave Master likes it very much."

Tang Sanzang's crying stopped abruptly.

Sun Wukong: "!!!"

The Great Sage was already dumbfounded when Pipa Cave Master Ning said that part of his favorite rebellious words.Of course he could hear the subtext of this passage, not to mention his master's crying, which also showed that he had lost his Yuanyang and lost his virtue.

There was a sudden moaning sound from inside, actually it wasn't loud, but it made Sun Dasheng panicked, he didn't say to shoot in, but quickly spread his wings and flew out, showing his true colors in a daze.

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie hurriedly asked, "Is it finished?"

Sun Wukong was stunned for a while and then said: "It's strong. It's actually strong."

For a while, everything was silent.

Even the gods who were on duty in shifts were dumbfounded and looked at each other in blank dismay.

Never force it, just ask for it voluntarily?

Why doesn't this goblin play cards according to common sense?

And Zhu Bajie didn't expect this to happen, even though he usually divides the luggage the most happily, the cat bit his tongue for a while, and then sat down on the grass, patting his thighs: "I knew it was like this, We should coax Master and the Queen of Xiliang to do the fake show for real. The old man stayed in Xiliang to be the husband of the king and eat meat, and we brothers can also drink soup, but what is it called now!"

The place where Sun Wukong was stung was still aching, and when he heard the words, he said angrily: "It's not the time to be an afterthought."

Zhu Bajie immediately said: "Then I want that purple gold bowl! It's a pity that master wears the cassock, that's all, just treat it as a wedding money."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Drifting: "..."

White Dragon Horse: "..."

All the gods in the sky are also recalling it now, they are not as mournful as concubines, but they are almost the same.They are divided into three shifts along the way, and they will not get any credit when they learn the scriptures, but if something goes wrong with Tang Seng, they will definitely not be able to get rid of it.

However, under normal circumstances, Tang Seng would not be in any danger. That is, in Baoxiang Kingdom, Tang Seng was turned into a tiger by the Kui Mu wolf who came down from the earth. They protect each other.Now that none of them are as good as Tang Seng's true yang, is it possible that he still has to wait for his No. 11 reincarnation?

It's a long way past the Liusha River, okay?

The wind was blowing on their side, and Lin Ning's side was not full of spring.

She doesn't have that fetish.

cough.

Tang Seng is still a perfect body, although this description sounds strange.

As for the "night scene" just now?

Lin Ning can only say that she has to admire herself, and the bottom line of the lower limit is much lower.

It's like using your life on the skin.

Speaking of Tang Monk's true yang, Lin Ning was a little curious about who spread the rumor that eating Tang Monk's meat would lead to immortality.In the original book, the first person who clearly stated that eating the meat of the Tang monk can live forever is the bone spirit, "good luck!good fortune!For several years, the family members have said that the Tang monk in Dongtu took the Mahayana. He was originally the incarnation of the golden cicada, the original body of ten generations of practice.Someone eats a piece of his meat and lives a long life. '

It also clearly stated that Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi.

What's even more interesting is that this news was only passed on in the demon world, but it didn't reach the human race.It’s not that Lin Ning is self-deprecating. If the human race knows that eating Tang’s monk’s meat can lead to immortality, any country passing by would not want to eat it, even Tang Wang Li Shimin might not be spared.

As for who spread the rumors, if Lin Ning infers, he can infer three, four, five or six. The most likely reason is that this is fishing law enforcement from the two worlds of gods and Buddhas. General will be beaten.

I have to say that if this is the case, then fishing law enforcement can be implemented more successfully.

Lin Ning didn't seriously guess, and he didn't forget to put his consciousness outside the cave, watching Sun Dasheng and the others "cry for mourning", and thought again, can the Dasheng's piercing eyes judge whether a person is still a virgin?Do other gods and Buddhas have such magic weapons?

Hey.