Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

But it is said that Tang Seng was trapped in the Pipa Cave and was in a crisis of chastity, at least how many people in the Great Sage thought so.

But actually?

Lin Ning didn't touch a single hair of Tang Seng, but Tang Seng was very cautious, lest Lin Ning, a female fairy, would harm him and kill him.

Lin Ning pointed to the stone bench and told him to sit down. He gritted his teeth and was very reluctant, but he still sat down with a sad face.After sitting down, he was dumbfounded, wishing he could leave here immediately.

Lin Ning: "I heard that the queen intends to recruit you as the queen's husband, but?"

Tang Seng was silent.

Lin Ning slapped the stone table: "But?"

Tang Seng stood up like a frightened quail, and couldn't help crying, which made Lin Ning feel that she was bullying others, although she was indeed bullying others.

Tang Seng had no choice but to pull himself together and said, "Indeed, but the poor monk is someone from outside—"

Lin Ning cut in and said, "What an outsider. Then why did you not do the Buddhist salute to the queen when you bid farewell to her? , I think you are playing hard to get, so that the Queen will think about you more and never forget you!"

Tang Seng's face turned red, and he hurriedly explained: "Poor monk——"

Lin Ning patted the stone table again, and the stone table was crumbling: "Do you dare to say otherwise?"

Tang Seng trembled in fright and dared not speak any more.

Lin Ning let go of the poor stone table, and glared at Tang Seng: "I knew it was you, the greasy-faced Shani who won her heart. How can I let you go?"

Tang Seng: "???"

Lin Ning lied one after the other, but she was sincere and acted very hard: "Hmph! What's so good about you, but you have more legs than me. But this also inspired me, If I change into your appearance and go to the palace, she will definitely be able to make her happy, so she is willing to get married with me."

Tang Sengfang recalled it and was astonished.

Lin Ning glared at him: "What is that look on your face? Don't you think that I took you here because I fell in love with you and wanted to take your true yang? Tsk, you monk is really arrogant."

Tang Seng avoided it, and heard the female goblin dismissively say:

"Let me tell you the truth. Then I say that you are the incarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Tathagata, and a good person who has practiced for ten lives. If you eat a piece of your flesh, you will live forever. If you get your true yang, you can achieve immeasurable things. I think it's all bluffing. Otherwise, when your lay mother bit off the little finger of your left foot, how could you not live forever, but lost your life in the end?"

Tang Seng was very shocked, even his apprentices didn't know about this, how could this female fairy know so clearly: "How do you know?"

Lin Ning said eloquently: "I was listening to the scriptures at Tathagata's place before. When Tathagata saw me, he pushed me with his hand when he didn't agree with me. I took the opportunity to sting him. He was in so much pain that he called King Kong to get me. I Then came here.

I heard these things when I was still in Leiyin Temple, and I didn't want to embarrass you, a poor person, but I didn't want you to pass through Xiliang and capture the queen's heart.It's really hateful, I said how the Tathagata would let me go, I don't want him to have planned this for a long time, let me suffer the pain that I can't ask for! "

Tang Seng didn't believe it on his face, and he clasped his hands together and said, "My Buddha is merciful——"

Lin Ning interrupted him with a wave of his hand: "My ears are numb from hearing this, and I am really impatient to hear you say it again."

After all, in front of Tang Seng's face, he changed into his appearance, which is exactly the same as Tang Seng, just like looking in a mirror, only when he speaks out, can he see a little difference, even though the voice and appearance are exactly the same, only Tang Seng never uses it. Speaking in that wanton tone: "I don't want to talk nonsense with you, I will let you go after I get your customs clearance document and go back to Xiliang Guoxing for the good business."

After Lin Ning finished speaking, he also took Tang Monk's cassock of brocade and rare treasures, as well as the nine-ringed tin rod, trying to be realistic.

Tang Seng: "!!"

What a monk Tang, with only his tunic left at the moment, he is full of grief, and stays pitifully in the back room.He didn't want to think too much about his lay mother, but only thought that if such a female goblin pretended to be him and deceived the Queen of Xiliang, wouldn't it damage his reputation and his virtue?

Thinking of this, Tang Seng couldn't stop crying, and turned around and couldn't help complaining about several apprentices, especially Monkey King.Normally, he only boasted that he was a great sage equal to the heavens and capable of destroying the heavens and the earth, but now that he was in a disaster, he didn't see him come out to protect him. It's a real chapter in difficult times.

If he didn't know where Sun Wukong was now, Tang Seng might have to recite the magic spell to tighten the flesh and bones of this great disciple.

Lin Ning: "Uh."

Lin Ning is not surprised by this. In the original book, Tang Seng is portrayed as greedy for life and afraid of death, cowardly and incompetent, regardless of right and wrong. Although he is an eminent monk, he lacks inner fortitude.

Just thinking about it, compared to Monkey King and others, Tang Seng is an ordinary mortal, and let him behave more in line with his status as an eminent monk, so many of the ninety-nine 81 difficulties are inevitable.

But that being said, Lin Ning still doesn't think much of him.

So I only watched his self-pity, and went to another scene:

Outside the Pipa Cave, among the party who thought Tang Monk Yuanyang had lost, not to mention Ding Jia, Jiedi, Gongcao, and the Gods of Protecting Education in the dark, were a few disciples.Zhu Bajie was still yelling about handing out the luggage, but after being stared at by Monkey King for a few times, he went to the white dragon horse and muttered.

The white dragon horse is about to change into its original form.

Before that, Drifting opened his mouth to Sun Wukong: "Brother, when Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saved me in the past, he said that the person who learned the scriptures this time, that is, our master, will definitely go to the west to obtain the scriptures. At that time, I will be exonerated if I succeed." Now that we have gone this far, there is no reason why we should fall short, so why not ask Guanyin Bodhisattva for a charter?"

Zhu Bajie also yelled when he heard the words: "The Bodhisattva also said so, otherwise, how could my old pig come out of Gaolaozhuang? But the Bodhisattva didn't say that this journey is so full of disasters. What is there to ask now? Yes, it's time to break up!"

Sun Wukong got dizzy from their yelling, and annoyed: "Even if we break up, I have to ask Master to take off the tight band on my head! Let me see, Drifting, you are here to look at the luggage horses, Bajie and I Go break this cave, capture that female evil star, and tell her to tear her body into ten thousand pieces, so that you can bring the master out, and if you don’t allow him to be tortured by that female evil star, it will be regarded as the end of our master and apprentice.”

Drifting said dejectedly: "Eldest senior brother and second senior brother, you both care about it, I will guard here."

Zhu Bajie was reluctant: "I don't know what that female evil star is, even you, Brother Monkey, have fallen for her. My old pig can't compare to your hard scalp, copper skin and iron bones."

"Are you coming or not!"

"Here we come."

This time it won't be any bees, it's just awesome and really raking the ground.Immediately, the stone gate was smashed down, but the inside was quiet. Thinking about the moon and the sky at this time, all the goblins inside also took a rest.This big noise didn't wake them up, so the two brothers stopped talking and walked all the way to the back room, Zhu Bajie grinned and said: "Don't ruin the good things of others."

Sun Wukong glanced at him.

Suddenly I heard Tang Seng's voice, but when I turned my ears to listen, I could only hear Tang Seng cursing "hozen" and "poor monkey", and also heard him saying that he was too vicious, unruly, and arrogant, which made him fall like this today Tiandi, when he comes, he must recite a mantra.Listening to him praying for Bajie to save him, Sun Wukong felt colic in his heart, even the scalp that was stung before would also hurt, very uncomfortable.

At that moment, he didn't even ask about the Loose Hoop Curse, and just hugged his Ruyi Golden Cudgel, bitterly saying: "Let's break up, break up, break up!"

Regardless of the unknown reason, Zhu Bajie summoned Yunlai himself, turned around and left from the Pipa Cave, and came to the air, with mixed emotions in his heart, which was similar to the mood when Tang Seng drove him away because of the bone spirit.

It's just that Sun Dasheng thought that if he went back to Huaguo Mountain this time, the group of monkeys and monkey grandchildren would probably laugh at him, laughing at him for turning his back on his promise, which is not a man's doing;

Are you going to heaven?He can't stand the red tape in the heavenly court, and besides, he doesn't get along well with the old Jade Emperor;

Going to the Dragon Palace, but unwilling to be a minor for the Dragon King.

After much deliberation, there was nowhere to go.

What's more, let's go back, his master now has no Yuanyang, so how can he get a positive result, so he doesn't want to stick to this cold ass with a hot face!

After thinking about it, Sun Wukong was even more furious, wishing he could turn the world upside down.

Suddenly I thought of what Monk Drifting had said, so I thought about going to find Guanyin Bodhisattva.It was agreed at the beginning, and besides, the tight band on his head and the tight band spell were passed down to Tang Seng by Guanyin Bodhisattva, so she must have the loose band spell.

After figuring it out, Monkey King flew to the South China Sea on a cloud.

But she didn't expect Guanyin Bodhisattva to have heard about Tang Seng's loss of virginity from the guardian Jialan hiding in the dark, she seemed to have never imagined that there would be such a catastrophe.

Immediately, he rushed towards this side in a hurry, and then pinched his fingers to plot, but he didn't find much deviation, so he was relieved in his heart.Furthermore, the loss of Tang Seng Yuanyang can be said to be big or small, not to mention how few precepts Tang Seng broke along the way.

As long as there are deviations, the source of the deviation must be eliminated to get everything back on track.

After this coming and going, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Sun Wukong diverged.

As for the Pipa Cave, Sun Dasheng changed his face as soon as he said it, leaving Zhu Bajie at a loss.He looked inside, and thought about the power of that female evil star, so he didn't go in right away, and retreated out of it dragging the nine-toothed rake.

Seeing this, Lin Ning had nothing to say.

But Zhu Bajie dragged the nine-toothed rake to the outside of the cave, saw the Drifting Monk, and said unhappily: "Brother Monkey didn't know why he was crazy, he said he was the one who went to save Master from the fire, and he was the one who slipped inside Thanks to my old pig's agility, otherwise I would be afraid of being killed if I confronted that evil female star, which would not be worth the loss. Brother Sha, you see that this is the case, so let's divide the luggage, just to save the monkey One copy, in the future you will go back to your Liushahe, and I will go back to my Gaolaozhuang, this time it will be considered that you have not taken the scriptures."

The brothers couldn't do anything, so they led the horse and walked down.

Not long after walking, there were auspicious clouds covering the top and fragrant mist. It was Nanwu's great compassion and great compassion for saving the suffering and the inspiration of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

When Zhu Bajie and Drifting saw them, they quickly bowed down.

Zhu Bajie howled: "Bodhisattva, at the beginning you told me to make meritorious deeds and send my master to the west to obtain the scriptures, so that I can obtain the true fruit, but now my master has lost his true yang, and that female evil star is so powerful. My elder brother is no match for Yuan Zou. Bodhisattva, what do you call this?"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's face was peaceful and merciful: "This goblin is very cunning and scares you brothers and sisters to run away. In fact, Tang Sanzang made no mistakes. You master and disciple rescued him, and you can still head west."

And when she said this, both Zhu Bajie and Drifting were at ease.Although there are still many doubts in their hearts, after all, no matter how jealous they are of the big brother Sun Dasheng, they have to admit that he does have the ability to reach the sky, and he has sharp eyes.

After thinking about it, it is only serious that the scripture learning can be taken down now.

Later, Guanyin Bodhisattva pointed out the origin of the goblin in the Pipa Cave for them, and pointed out which gods they could ask for help. After saying that, they looked at the Pipa Cave more, and then it turned into a golden light and returned to the South China Sea.

Lin Ning, who was being targeted, didn't move her eyes. Even if she didn't fight any gods and Buddhas directly, she was not ignorant of the strength of gods and Buddhas. Seeing that she blocked Liu Ding Liujia and others who were guarding in the dark Once you do gods and Buddhas, you can get a glimpse of one or two.What's more, Lin Ning thinks that she is in this parallel world. After taking off the identity of Pipa Jing, she does not say that her power is boundless, but her strength far exceeds that of other dragons, such as the Dragon King of the Four Seas, who is also a dragon.

Of course, in the original book, the strength of the dragon clan is not very good, so it doesn't make much sense to compare.

Lin Ning just wanted to say that she was on the verge of dying, but she felt that she had the power to never die no matter what she did.

Although this cannot be the reason for her being so skinny.

It's just that she didn't turn back when she opened the bow. She sacrificed herself so much this time and acted in many scenes. It's not good to give up halfway.

right?

He sat and waited for the reinforcements to come to his door.

The nemesis of the scorpion spirit is the Pleiades star officer in the 28 constellations. Thinking of this, Lin Ning's thoughts diverged.It took 14 years for Tang Monk to learn Buddhist scriptures, which is only 14 days for the gods in the sky. But during these [-] years, Sun Dasheng went to the sky to rescue soldiers, not once or twice. Lin Ning made a rough calculation and asked the heaven for help. There were thirteen times, among which Qing Niu, who had dealt with Taishang Laojun earlier, went to the Heavenly Court for help four times.

That is to say, you can see Monkey King almost every day in the heavenly court, sometimes several times a day. I don’t know if they will ask "Did Monkey King ask you for help today" when they greeted each other.

Then I thought that it was not Monkey King who went to Tianting for help this time, but Zhu Bajie, which must be rare for Tianting.

'Why?It wasn't that monkey this time? '

'No, it was Marshal Canopy who came. '

'It's strange. '

Lin Ning laughed out loud at the thought, but felt that she had enough divergent thinking.

Not long after, Zhu Bajie invited the Pleiades Star Officer.

The Pleiades Star Officer asked them to lure the goblin out of the cave first, and then he would surrender.

Zhu Bajie and Drifting saw each other, so he could only bite the bullet and go for it.

Zhu Bajie waved his nine-toothed rake in his hand, beat the rake, and rumbled straight into the second gate.Seeing a female evil star holding a steel fork at the flower pavilion, Zhu Bajie waved the nine-toothed rake in his hand, and shouted: "Shameless scorpion spirit, I fooled our brothers and sisters into believing your nonsense, thinking that Master Yuanyang has leaked, Fortunately, the bodhisattva reminded us, if you know the truth, let our master go quickly, or you will be scattered!"

"Why don't you see the Great Sage Equaling Heaven? On the contrary, you two broke in, and it seems that you have a reliance. Besides, since the Bodhisattva appeared, it must have left me with no bones, so that I could avenge the Tathagata! "Lin Ning sneered again and again: "Since I know this, even if I want to lose my mind, I have to hold my back. Why do I want to scare you?"

Zhu Bajie yelled: "Stop talking nonsense and die quickly!"

Lin Ning continued to sneer: "It's not certain who will die."

Zhu Bajie and Drifting didn't come to fight, but to lure the enemy;

It just so happened that neither was Lin Ning.

Anyway, the master of Pipa Cave was lured out of Pipa Cave by them, and the Pleiades Star Officer who was waiting outside immediately revealed his true identity.He called out to the imposing Cave Master Pipa, and Cave Master Pipa immediately revealed his true identity. He was a pipa-sized scorpion spirit.

The Pleiades Star Officer yelled again, the scorpion was sore and limp, and died in front of the slope.

Zhu Bajie stepped forward and stepped on the back of the scorpion. The scorpion remained motionless, and then it was nailed and raked by Zhu Bajie, and it turned into a ball of rotten sauce.

Pleiades star officer recovered his Tao body and left on a cloud.

Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk thanked each other, and after lowering their heads, Zhu Bajie kicked the pile of scorpions again, only kicked it down the slope, then grinned and said: "Aren't you still very arrogant before? Didn't you die at the hands of your Grandpa Pig?" Rake down!"

Drifting didn't refute him, but said: "Second Senior Brother, it's time for us to find Master."

Zhu Bajie picked up the nine-toothed rake, walked two steps towards the entrance of the cave, and suddenly said: "Do you think we should believe in Bodhisattvas, or should we believe in the elder brother and that female evil star?"

Drifting said in a deep voice, "Ask Master and you will know the truth."

"Too."

The two brothers and sisters entered the cave.

The pipa cave is still quiet. When Monkey King flew in for the first time in the form of a bee, there were still a few maids, big and small.Now that there is such a big commotion, I haven't seen them come out yet.Maybe Zhu Bajie and Drifting realized something was wrong, but they were in a hurry to find Tang Seng, so they didn't pay attention to this detail.

Soon the two of them found Tang Seng in the back room. At this time, Tang Seng was only wearing his underwear, his eyes were red and swollen, and he was really frightened. Seeing Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk, Tang Seng immediately shouted: "Bajie, Wujing, come and save me! "

Zhu Bajie couldn't help saying: "Master, what about you? Did it become a good thing?"

Tang Seng gritted his teeth and said, "That female goblin doesn't like men, she only loves women. She arrested me because she loves His Majesty the Lord of Xiliang, and wanted to use my appearance to confuse the queen. She took my cassock and tin staff."

Zhu Bajie: "???"

Drifting: "???"

After the silence, Drifting opened his mouth first: "Master's cassock and tin staff are here." On the stone table was the cassock of brocade and rare treasures, and the nine-ringed tin staff was also standing beside the door.

Tang Seng: "!!"

Zhu Bajie stomped his feet and said in a low voice, "This is really a man talking about a man talking about a woman. The Bisheng Bodhisattva returned to the South China Sea, and Brother Hou didn't know where he went. Even the female evil star died."

Tang Seng hurriedly asked: "How to say?"

Zhu Bajie replied: "The female evil star turned out to be a big female scorpion. She had heard scriptures from the Tathagata and even stung the Tathagata. The Bodhisattva instructed us. I went to the Heavenly Court and asked the Pleiades Star Officer to come down and subdue the female evil star." , and was raked into meat sauce by my old pig."

Tang Seng was overjoyed and terrified at the same time: "Then she has been to Xiliang country? It's okay for her to be a monster, I'm afraid I'll get tired of my reputation."

Who should I ask?

Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk were confused, so they had to comfort themselves with what Guanyin Bodhisattva said, saying that Tang Monk did not lose his virtue.I still regret that the scorpion spirit was surrendered so early. They should be told to confront each other so that they can make it clear, so that they don't know who to trust like they are now.

On the other hand, Tang Seng, when he heard Guanyin Bodhisattva say that his virtues are not bad, he immediately let go.Later, he realized that what Zhu Bajie said was the same as what Pipa Cave Master Ning had told him earlier, and he was a little suspicious.It's just that he was devoted to the Buddha, and he didn't think about the twists and turns inside, so Lin Ning's words didn't leave many ripples in his heart, and they just drifted away like the wind.

Lin Ning couldn't help sighing.

Wait a minute, the Pipa Cave Master has already turned into a meat paste.

This can only be said that it is just a cover-up, but it is still relatively clever, and can deceive the Pleiades Star Official, as well as Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk.This was also what Lin Ning had prepared early in the morning. For this reason, she also used Tang Seng's mouth to drive away the wronged Sun Dasheng, and did not let the golden eyes be present.

For this reason, Lin Ning's conscience ached a little.

Anyway, Sun Wukong was her childhood idol in her childhood, but it was a pity that this only brought a little pain, and Lin Ning was still happy afterwards.Then he continued to watch the follow-up silently, watching their masters and apprentices go down Poisonous Mountain hungry, and there was no rice in Pipa Cave.

The original maids, big and small, were pipajing from Xiliang Guoshe to serve her.After Lin Ning came over, he sent them back. No matter how many mobs there were, Lin Ning didn't tell them to stay here. He only pointed them a few words and told them to find another place to practice. It just became her own stage and acted in such a few serial dramas.

Now that Pipa Jing has been beaten to death, Lin Ning will no longer use this identity.Lin Ning still had trouble using the three-pronged steel fork. She still preferred to use her Dragon Sword, and was more willing to be a dragon and a Taoist priest.

That is to say, but when Lin Ning went down the Poisonous Enemy Mountain and went to Xiliang Women's Country, she didn't dare to pretend to be a Taoist priest, and she didn't like being treated as a human being.

Lin Ning also came to Xiliang Women's Country, mostly because he was curious about Zimu River, and also wanted to know the customs of Xiliang Women's Country, and also wanted to take care of those Xiliang Women's Kingdoms who were captured by scorpions in Pipa Cave Girl, even if she didn't make this mess.

However, Lin Ning made it himself, and the curtain has not yet come to an end for the Buddhist scriptures.

It turned out that because Lin Ning used Tang Seng's mouth to drive Sun Dasheng away, he went to Nanhai in despair.

This muddle-headedly responded to the original set of 81 difficulties of "relegating the ape to the heart again". Guanyin Bodhisattva also pushed the boat along the way, killing the original Monkey King to kill the grass bandits, but was driven away by Tang Seng and skipped.But Monkey King did not leave in the South China Sea, which also gave the six-eared macaque an opportunity. He knocked Tang Seng unconscious, took away his customs clearance certificate, and wanted to set up a grass-roots team to replace the scripture-taking team.

When confronted, the six-eared macaque became exactly the same as Monkey King, and even the Ruyi Golden Cudgel was exactly the same, and no one could tell the truth from the fake.

Zhu Bajie suggested to ask Tang Seng to recite the magic spell, it is true whoever hurts.

As a result, both monkeys were in pain, and the angles of grinning were exactly the same.

One of the monkeys said in pain: "Master, you old man is so ungrateful. In the past, I said that I made mistakes and used this to miss me. Today, I have never made mistakes, and I am overwhelmed by this. You actually miss me even though I have a splitting headache." But I don't know that you are the one who made a big mistake, you lost Yuanyang, you lost your virtue but you don't know it!"

Tang Seng: "!!"

Tang Seng immediately stopped talking, and then became angry again, thinking that the monkey was talking nonsense and ruining his reputation.

Not waiting for Tang Seng to make a move, the other Monkey King was not to be outdone: "If I don't know, Master, you, an old man, lost your virtue and was raped by that scorpion spirit, how can I start a new one. But Guanyin Bodhisattva wants to take sides, so I call I made a fake monkey to pretend to be my grandson, and I don’t even think about who else has the bondage except a Bodhisattva. I don’t think this fake monkey can’t stand the torture of the curse, so he told me about it!”

"You are fake!"

"I am real!"

The first Monkey King suddenly opened his eyes, and glared at the Monkey King who spoke later: "My old grandson was not there at all when he hit the female evil star, so how did he know that it was a scorpion spirit! Anyway, I asked You, outside the back room in the pipa cave, I heard that female evil star say to my master, 'I, I like Xiaoqinger struggling and resisting', and my master can testify to me."

Tang Seng blushed and turned pale, and said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about, you monkey? Why did that female goblin ever tell me that? She obviously only likes women, so she didn't do anything to me?"

The former Great Sage Equaling Heaven was stunned: "My old grandson heard it with his own ears, so how can there be any mistakes?"

The later Great Sage Equaling Heaven almost couldn't hold back anymore, he never expected such a thing to happen.Gein was so confused in the Pipa Cave at that time that he couldn't even hear it. He only knew what was going on outside the Pipa Cave.

From this we can also know that the Monkey King is a fake. He is a six-eared macaque, "good at listening, able to understand, knowing before and after, and everything is clear." It's not a feather, it's not a scale, it's not a feather, it's not a feather.

Originally, the six-eared macaque was well-prepared, but he didn't expect that he could be spotted easily, and he didn't expect to fall into a trap as soon as he came up.

What's so important about Pipa Cave?Thinking about it again, obviously that scorpion spirit was subdued by the Pleiades Star Officer, so how could he not be able to listen to the movement in Pipa Cave anymore?Another thought, if you can have such supernatural powers, how can it be so simple and disappear?And now he also really wants to know whether Tang Seng was raped or not.

So are Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk.