Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

Speaking of how Lin Ning, the White Queen, and Nepenthes came out of the MIB headquarters and came to the UFO bar, it can only be said that Lin Ning got Z's instructions, and they came to the UFO bar to drink in a fair manner.

no……

It is to go deep into the interior of aliens and actively explore alien culture.

It’s just that the aliens who come to the UFO bar are no different from the earthlings who go to the bar. They just drink, joke, and talk about some short things between parents, such as fighting for the earth immigration certificate for the children at home, or Let’s talk about the latest movie released, and complain about the rigid impression of aliens from the earth’s screenwriters.Lin Ning listened with gusto, and chatted with the White Queen about Hollywood with aliens who played small roles in science fiction movies on Earth.

"The agency will welcome aliens like you who look like a dragon in their imagination. I heard that a big production needs a dragon. If you are interested in going to Hollywood, you can go to the agency for a try. Try." The alien suggested to Lin Ning who had turned into his original form, that is, the appearance of a dragon.

Lin Ning propped his chin and said, "Thank you, I will consider it."

The alien who had been in Hollywood for a while took a peek at the White Queen sitting next to Lin Ning, and whispered to Lin Ning, "Actually, I know a gossip that Hollywood is going to shoot a TV series about zombies. It can be called a big production in TV series, your companions can try it. If he is selected, he must be a permanent role, or he was once in the "Resident Evil" series of movies Acted in? Anyway, I always think he looks familiar."

The White Queen dressed as a licker: "..."

Lin Ning: "...Tell me about your gossip again. Your drink today is my treat."

The alien declined: "That's so embarrassing."

Lin Ning insisted: "It must be counted on my account."

"OK then."

In this way, they diverted the topic related to "Resident Evil". It's not that the two of them are shy about it, but they always feel that it is a little subtle to talk about the things at that time.

As for pitcher plants?It was playing itself, strictly speaking, the old it, the one about the size of an ant.Right now, he is staying by Jiaolongning's hand, drinking the wine provided by the bar with its own pocket dog bowl.

That's when Frank came in.

Lin Ning had never seen Frank's original form before, but she guessed it more or less, but her guess was not as shocking as seeing it with her own eyes.I saw a pale 'dog' walking in, its tail was curly, and there were three tentacles with curly tails on the top of its head, but ignoring this, it has not changed much, just like its previous appearance Peeled.

In other words, Frank still looks a lot like a dog in his original form.

Frank protested to the bar owner: "I'm not a dog! I don't need a dog bowl!"

Then it sat on the seat and licked the wine in the dog bowl.

Very doggy lick.

The corner of Lin Ning's mouth twitched.

Thinking about it, Lin Ning was a little curious. How could Frank come to the UFO bar when he was not staying at the newsstand in broad daylight?After thinking about it, Lin Ning carried the pitcher plant, and the White Queen, who was manipulating the coat of the licker, followed. They walked to Frank who was sitting alone at the table. Before Lin Ning could say anything, Frank yelled Lai: "Leave me alone—" After it saw Lin Ning's figure and the number of people in their group, it swallowed the rest with saliva.

Frank flinched: "What do you think?"

Lin Ning: "Why are we doing this to you, Frank?"

Frank: "Wait, I seem to have heard this voice somewhere."

Lin Ning leaned over and gave Frank a wicked smile (cough), making her even more oppressive: "Is there?"

Frank: "... Absolutely not!"

Lin Ning withdrew her smile: "Very well, I'm treating you today."

Frank muttered: "Then I'll have a few more drinks." This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and the alcohol it drank this time is credited to the MIB account, and just thinking about it makes me feel happy.

Then, Frank saw Nepenthes drinking from a pocket dog bowl, which even had its exclusive mark on the pocket dog bowl.

Frank: "..." Is that fair?

Lin Ning asked, "Why are you here, Frank?"

Frank licked the wine in the dog bowl, and said angrily: "Come and lament the injustice of fate."

Lin Ning: "Using alcohol to numb myself and make myself forget my bleak situation in real life, I understand."

Frank: "...why are you here?"

Lin Ning said kindly: "Do you want to know the answer? Will that make you feel the unfairness of fate even more?"

Frank: "..." When Frank was thinking about whether it should stand up for a while, K's phone rushed over, and the little Jiujiu in Frank's heart was immediately shot away. It picked it up timidly, and told K its address. , before it wanted to ask "what's the matter", K had already ended the communication.Immediately afterwards, Lin Ning's communicator rang. After Lin Ning picked it up, he looked at Frank and said, "I see."

Frank swallowed: "I have a bad feeling."

Lin Ning said, "No, this is a good opportunity to prove your worth, Frank."

Frank: "??"

It's just that Lin Ning didn't explain much, turned his head and whispered something to the White Queen, and then urged Nepenthes to drink up its glass of wine as soon as possible, then helped put away its "tableware", and then went to the bar After paying the bill at the counter, he turned back and asked Frank, who was still in a daze, "Do we need to wait for you to finish this drink, Frank?"

Frank couldn't believe it: "Can you?"

Lin Ning said readily, "I'm fine."

Frank: "You're such a nice guy, just different from that."

Lin Ning added slowly: "I just don't know if anyone has any problems."

Frank: "..."

Frank still refilled the wine in threes and fives, and followed Lin Ning and the others obediently out of the UFO bar.When they got out of the bar, they all changed back to their old ways. Lin Ning continued to be her detective E in black, and the pitcher plant became the size of two palms. As for the White Queen who was dressed as a licker, she Originally, she was just manipulating the coat that looked like a licker, but now that the coat was put away, she continued to "live" on Lin Ning's communicator.

As for Frank, it turned back into the old Shar Pei.

Less than a minute later, the familiar Ford car drove over, K's expressionless face appeared from the car window, and Frank couldn't help muttering: "I knew there was no free alcohol in the world. "

Lin Ning: "Think about the MIB paying for the drinks, will it make you feel better, Frank?"

Frank: "Of course."

K: "Of course what?"

Frank: "...Is there anything I can do to help, K?"

K put it succinctly: "A mummy escaped from the Museum of Natural History in New York."

Frank immediately expressed his loyalty: "Then you have definitely found the right person, sir."

J couldn't help but said, "No matter how I look at it, it doesn't look like an expert on ancient Egyptian culture."

Lin Ning continued: "A person cannot be judged by his appearance, J, it's like I can't imagine how Frank's original form would be so unexpected."

J asked curiously: "Frank's original form? What is it like?"

Lin Ning smiled slightly: "Didn't I just say that? It was unexpected."

J: "..."

K didn't have so many witty things to say, he just glanced at him and said, "Get in the car."

Lin Ning: "Yes, sir."

J raised his eyebrows: "I thought Z didn't allow you to go out to work, E."

Lin Ning said confidently: "That's why I sit in the back seat."

J: "..."

Lin Ning opened the car door and got in the car, picked up the pitcher plant and put it on her lap, and continued with the speechless J: "And I believe Z will understand, everything is for scientific research."

J squinted at her: "You guys also went to the UFO bar for scientific research?"

"Human testing of MIB's alien outerwear will be carried out, and the next step will be to attach this function to the black uniforms we wear every day." Lin Ning said her serious reason for going out, and this reason is completely irreproachable, just She added at the end: "Anyway, that's what I told Z."

J: "..." J was about to say something, but found that K had already sat in the driver's seat, and even Frank climbed into the passenger seat, so he immediately opened the door and sat in the passenger seat.Frank leaned on the car window and began to feel the autumn breeze in New York, just like a dog, J couldn't help but said: "Frank, how did you become an expert on ancient Egyptian culture?"

Frank: "What's the point? I love the history and culture of the earth, and I love reading. If you want to know that ancient Egypt is very advanced in all aspects, such as astronomy, engineering, architecture, etc., including the worship of dogs."

Lin Ning, who was looking at the information on the ancient Egyptian exhibition area of ​​the New York Museum of Natural History transferred by the White Queen, couldn't help but raise his head when he heard the words.

At this time, J asked their doubts: "Isn't it the worship of cats?"

Frank: "The cat is only for propaganda, and the dog is the protagonist."

Lin Ning doesn't know much about ancient Egyptian culture, and like J, he also thinks that ancient Egyptians worshiped cats the most.Now hearing what Frank said, Lin Ning subconsciously glanced at the pitcher plant that was dozing on her lap, and then sat down by the window, just behind Frank, and said sincerely: "Frank, if you If you don't mind, can you tell me why you said that? What is the basis?"

Frank's mouth was almost grinning below his ears: "I didn't expect you to be so eager to learn."

Lin Ning said without pretentiousness: "You are not as eager to learn, Frank."

Frank: "Hahahaha."

J: "...I'm a little disgusted." Mainly, Lin Ning usually acts like a scientist with a high IQ. Many times, J would listen to what she, her personal assistant, and the twins said. Like a bible.Besides, he knows that Lin Ning is K's stepdaughter, and K is usually smelly and hard, when has he ever heard him be so flattering?What's more, he is still a bastard who is bullying Frank.

Lin Ning: "Are you motion sick, J?"

J: "...you just say what you want."

So, on the way to the New York Museum of Natural History, Lin Ning listened to Frank popularize a lot of knowledge about ancient Egyptian culture, and J wanted to yawn. His face was expressionless, and he couldn't tell what was going on in his heart.Besides Lin Ning and Frank, the only three people who participated seriously were the White Queen who "lived" in Lin Ning's communicator. The cooperation was quite tacit. For example, Lin Ning asked Frank what related books he had read, and the White Queen over there would record them down, search for them according to the book, and then transfer what he could find to the tablet in Lin Ning's hand, so that Lin Ning Ning followed suit.

So they arrived at the New York Museum of Natural History.

J pretended: "Frank, I think you must be thirsty."

Frank: "Exactly."

Lin Ning took out a bottle of water from his bag: "Here you are, Frank."

J: "...K, why don't you say something?"

K: "Say what?"

J said weakly: "No, don't worry about it." He seemed to be a little bit unaccustomed to MIB.

·

new york museum of natural history

Because of the "stolen" incident of Egyptian cultural relics, the New York Police Department sent a police team to investigate. When Lin Ning and his party came, they were investigating the scene. K took out his ID and stepped forward: "The Sixth Division of the Bureau of Cultural Relics, we will take over here."

The detectives of the New York Police Department have no doubts about him: "The thieves must deliberately create terror to cover up their real purpose. This is my point of view."

K said seriously: "It makes sense."

Soon the NYPD team withdrew, leaving only one security guard.The security guard witnessed the whole process yesterday, and he is still confused now. When asked, he said in a daze: "...he can still talk, as if he was talking about Sai Ke."

Just as Frank was about to say something, Lin Ning said first, "Sai Clari?"

Frank: "..." Isn't that what it told her just now, do you need to learn and sell like this?

Security: "That's right!"

Lin Ning then asked: "Before that, did you see or hear anything? If possible, I would like to ask you to recall it carefully."

K: "Huh?"

Lin Ning explained: "Leaving aside what the mummy is, I still have a question, that is, what made him wake up from the coffin after more than 3000 years? There must be a special reason, isn't it? ?”

K nodded slightly: "As soon as possible."

Lin Ning: "Yes, sir."

The security guard at the side continued to be in a trance: "Wait, you said it was awakening?"

"It's just a guess, sir, don't be nervous." Lin Ning talked to the security guard alone, which reminded him that before the strange thing happened, he remembered that there was a bright moonlight pouring in from the window.Lin Ning asked what time he was on duty at that time, and then thought about the weather last night, raised her eyebrows, she thought she had to go back and ask the twins about the movement of the stars yesterday.

"Sir, I'm done asking." As she spoke, she put on sunglasses for herself, and one for the pitcher plant by the way.

Frank: "..." That's not fair!

After sending away the security guard whose memory had been erased, K asked Lin Ning, "How?"

Lin Ning replied: "If you have a clue, you will know when you go back and ask the twins."

K nodded.

Then they came to the coffin where the escaped mummy was placed. Feeling that the world was not fair, Frank decided to be reserved, so he sat still with his chest out.

K: "What's written on it, Frank?"

Frank: "...it's an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph that says 'Let out the devil inside and it will be the end of the world'."

Lin Ning squatted down to look at the coffin, so that the White Queen could also see clearly. Frank raised his chin slightly and glanced at her, but she didn't respond.

Frank: "..."

Fortunately, J asked at this time: "Frank, is there any mention of 'Seclari'?"

Frank: "That's the devil mummy, an ancient Egyptian term for death, destruction, and plague—if you're willing to believe that crap." They all knew it was aliens, but K said, "At the moment Can’t make a conclusion yet.”

Frank: "..."

Later, K used a spectrometer to detect a piece of bandage left in the coffin, and it did show the DNA of aliens, so they could draw a conclusion.Frank muttered, "I don't even want to say 'I said that' at all."

When he raised his head, he met the curious eyes of Nepenthes lying quietly on Lin Ning's shoulder, and Frank said bitterly: "What are you looking at, you are a cute pet dog!"

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Frank: "I don't understand what you're saying."

J, who also thought so before, helped to translate: "I think it's saying that it's not just a pet dog, but also a MIB trainee agent, Frank."

Frank: "...Is Z crazy?"

J shook her head, and did not reveal the secrets of MIB, and the excrement shovel officer of the intern Nepenthes also turned her head. She did not hate Frank, but said with a smile: "Frank, you are an ancient Egyptian. Cultural expert, I am afraid that your help will be indispensable in this case, and I will have to work hard for you then."

Frank is very helpful in this: "It's easy to talk about it."

J showed that he couldn't bear to look directly at his face, he always felt that there was some kind of conspiracy in it.

What is the conspiracy?This was answered shortly after returning to MIB headquarters.

A group of them returned to the MIB headquarters from the New York Museum of Natural History with the bandage stained with alien DNA. K took the straps to the laboratory for analysis, and Lin Ning came to the observation center with the pitcher plant, and took out two glasses of wine mixed by the owner of the UFO bar from his bag, "Bo, Bu, this is for you." Yours."

"Thank you, E." x2

"You're welcome." Lin Ning looked at the White Queen, and the White Queen said with a tacit understanding: "At that moment yesterday, the three stars of the constellation Prey, the brightest constellation in the northern sky, connected to form an equilateral triangle. I think it may be because of this reason. It caused the 'mummy' to wake up."

Lin Ning raised his eyebrows: "What about the internal search results related to 'Secreary'?"

The White Queen shook her head.

Lin Ning leaned on the observation platform, the twins had already hidden the alien wine in the UFO bar she brought back, which had to be hidden from Z, and Lin Ning said casually: "Our internal database In the middle, there is no content related to Xacleri? It seems that our internal database still has room for improvement in some aspects, just like the last time we didn't know that there was a Zerg landing, but the aliens outside People know hours before we do, and it seems they have access to information that we don't know about."

Lin Ning changed the subject and said: "Let's talk about Bo, Bu, the earth has the earth's network, and the planets with more advanced technology than the earth must also have their networks, so do they communicate with each other? I mean whether there is an interstellar network. Exist? If so, can our MIB be connected?"

What Lin Ning regrets is that the interstellar network exists, but it is still being laid out. The earth does not yet know whether it is qualified to connect to the Internet.However, Lin Ning's real purpose is not the interstellar network, but she thinks that MIB can strengthen the contact with the aliens living on the earth, open up channels for obtaining information, and not be passive at critical moments.

At this time Z said: "E, come to the laboratory."

The twins who were still chatting with Lin Ning immediately put their heads down and worked hard. Lin Ning smiled and said, "See you later."

"See you later." x2

The white queen on Lin Ning's left and the pitcher plant on her shoulder came to the laboratory, and the genetic material on the strap has been analyzed.Lin Ning sat in front of the computer and pulled out the internal database: "We have archived a total of 600 million alien genetic materials, and are currently doing cross-comparison. I think the results will be available soon."

Z: "Frank, what do you think?"

Frank almost frowned: "What do I think? I thought you were asking me to help, not just asking casually."

Z turned around and asked, "What's wrong with it?"

J replied: "Frank knows that pitcher plants are MIB trainee agents, so he probably feels that dogs have different lives."

Frank: "I'm not a dog!"

Z is too lazy to bother.

Instead, Lin Ning turned his head: "Nepenthes can become a MIB intern agent because of your special contributions. In fact, Frank, you can also make special contributions to MIB."

Frank's eyes lit up: "For example?"

Lin Ning took out a small stick similar to an amnestic: "This is a memory downloader, it can download all your memories, and I can extract the part about ancient Egyptian culture as MIB information Adding to the library. What do you think?"

J: "..." He said it was unusual!

Frank: "...not that good!" If that's the case, wouldn't the function of it as an informant be greatly reduced? It's definitely not good.

Z: "I think it's a good idea."

K: "Indeed."

Frank: "..."

In the end, Frank was still not downloaded, and MIB still had to protect some of its rights.After a while, the database gave the cross-comparison results. Lin Ning put away the memory downloader and said, "It's from Xibe, but there is no other data in our database."

Z: "We've never seen real Xibes before, they live on the edge of the universe."

K: "It seems that they sent a sentry thousands of years ago, but he was mummified before he reported to the home planet."

The twins also made a new discovery: "There is a situation in District 24." The unfortunate Xibe crashed a taxi, and Z asked K and J to arrest it.The two of them cooperated well, and they were about to capture the Xibo man, but unexpectedly Cheng Yaojin came out halfway and rescued the Xibo man.

Fortunately, the twins monitored a small spacecraft flying towards Egypt through MIB's infrared satellite, and knew the whereabouts of the Xibo people and the person who rescued him.

Lin Ning propped his cheeks and said: "The person who rescued the Xibe man should not be another Xibe man. First, we didn't find any unauthorized aircraft landing. Second, looking at the scene at that time, the person who rescued the Xibe man was right. The terrain is familiar, and there are small aircraft, and there is not much awe of the MIB."

Z said in a deep voice, "Gibbs."

Gibbs has many businesses that are illegal, like the last time he sold an unregistered weapon to an alien, and Gibbs' news is not generally well-informed, and it is not profitable, so if he Mix it in and who knows what might happen?Furthermore, the Xibo man disguised as a mummy still has to be caught.So Z turned his head and said to K and J: "It seems that you have to go to Egypt."

Before K and J said anything, Frank couldn't wait to say: "Okay, boss."

Z looked down: "I mean a serious agent, Frank."

Frank: "...do they know hieroglyphs? No, right. So they need a guide, and I know all about ancient Egyptian culture."

K: "His proposal this time is very constructive."

Frank: "..." As if the previous ones were not constructive.

Lin Ning turned his eyes away from Frank, raised his hand and said to Z: "Sir, do you know the scarab?"

Z: "Huh?"

Nepenthes: "Wow!"

Lin Ning pressed the dog's head of the pitcher plant to signal it not to be so excited, and then whispered to Z.As for the purpose of whispering?In summary, she will also go to Egypt with her.

Z naturally disagreed at first, but at the end he waved his hand like a fly: "Remember to bring your sunscreen."

Lin Ning smiled and said, "Thank you for your reminder, sir."

Z:"…………"

J didn't expect Z to be convinced again, and when he turned around, he teased Lin Ning: "What kind of scientific research is this time?"

Lin Ning said seriously: "The promotion of MIB sunscreen in Egypt."

J: "..." I believe in your evil!

·

The MIB team that finally went to Egypt included K, J, Frank, and Lin Ning with the pitcher plant.After arriving in Egypt, they rushed to the pyramids in the desert without stopping. No, strictly speaking, the camels did not stop—they rented three camels and let the camels carry them to the desert.Under Frank's guidance, they came to a tower with three pyramids. From the outside, Frank pointed to the middle one and said, "Did you see that? The ancient Egyptians called that pyramid the Gate of Evil, I think The Xibo flying machine must be hidden in there."

J said: "Speaking of which, since the Xibo man wants to go back to his home planet, then let him go back."

K didn't think so: "The Xibo people are not that simple, rookie."

Lin Ning followed, "Since they sent a sentinel over 3000 years ago, they probably have other purposes for the earth. Maybe they want to gather more Xibes to invade the earth."

J: "The Egyptians will be very happy." He laughed twice.

K dead fish eyes him.

Lin Ning turned his head to look over: "Where is the joke?"

J: "...you two really look like father and daughter."

Lin Ning nodded, "After all, K is my unrelated stepfather."

J: "..."

Don't say anything, let's go to the pyramids.

Speaking of which, there are still tourists visiting the pyramid right now, so the arrival of their group is not so abrupt.Frank, an expert on ancient Egyptian culture, was genuine. He took them for a while in the pyramid known as the "Gate of Evil" and recognized the hieroglyphs on the wall. On one of the bricks After pressing it, the place that seemed to be integrated with other walls moved and turned into a door.Behind the door is a passage, and Frank walked in first: "Come on."

When they walked to the bright place, they saw a field of yellow sand, and pictographs were engraved everywhere on the surrounding stone bricks.Lin Ning twitched her nose slightly, she subconsciously moved her fingers, and then a scream came from not far away.

"what--"

K said: "It belongs to Gibbs."

J shrugged: "It seems that wherever he goes, he will inevitably be headshot."

Lin Ning suddenly said, "Has MIB thought about studying Gibbs?"

Frank swallowed.

The ridicule is all ridicule, but later they rushed over following Gibbs' screams. At this time, the Xibo detector in K's hand also rang, but they just looked around, and there were two people who looked like The squid's wrist-like long arm was launched from above, and K and J were rolled up together.

Then, Lin Ning came out from behind with the pitcher plant in his arms, and made eye contact with the owner of the squid's wrist.

Xibe people: "..."

But Frank moved first: "I'll call someone." Then he ran away as if oiling the soles of his feet.

Lin Ning was not surprised by this, and said, "I'll call someone too." Then he ran away with Frank.

J: "Hey!"

He struggled hard, but the squid-like wrist wrapped him tightly, and after K struggled, he pressed the watch on his wrist, and the watch instantly sent out a strong current, which directly shocked the man. Xibo people come.The Xibo man suffered from pain in his wrist, and after yelping in pain, he put K and J down and ran away.

J: "...What's going on!"

K put the watch back to its original position: "E gave it."

J protested, "Why didn't I?"

K: "Probably because I'm her unrelated stepfather."

J: "..."

And Lin Ning, who was treated differently according to blood relationship, quietly followed Frank who had fled away earlier with the pitcher plant that was sharpening his knife to the scarab.Before coming to Egypt, Lin Ning noticed Frank's concealment. You must know that Frank is really a bully and a coward most of the time, but he actively responded to Z's call. "Clary," Frank was also vague.Lin Ning speculates that it knows exactly what "Seclari" is, and this "Seclari" is exactly what the Xibe people are looking for, or it is very important to the Xibe people, otherwise the Xibe people would be in the same place after a long time. Resurrected after so many years, what I always miss is "Seclari".

What's more, Gibbs may be fighting against MIB for the sake of "Seclari", and he also wants to save the Xibo man. You must know that Gibbs has never been profitable.

So what exactly is "Seclari"?

As Lin Ning walked forward with Frank, the light gradually dimmed. After so many years, the surrounding buildings have become less glamorous and beautiful, and some parts have become ruins.Slowly, within Lin Ning's hearing range, there was another footstep. That footstep was between her and Frank's position, but it was not within her sight.

Lin Ning moved his eyebrows slightly, and approached quietly.

Walking out of a corridor, Lin Ning heard a conversation:

"If I'm not mistaken, your purpose is the same as mine, Frank."

"But you wouldn't have found it without me."

"So, we're partners now."

Frank moved a brick and there was the sound of a door opening.

Lin Ning followed closely, and neither Frank nor his temporary partner noticed that she was following them until she followed them to a building that would never have existed in ancient Egypt.The next moment Frank stepped forward on a floor tile, and then there was the sound of some mechanism being activated, and the non-ancient Egyptian-style building was filled with bright white light, and there were faintly visible vortexes in the light, and at the same time Lin Ning could still feel the suction from the bright light.

Lin Ning saw that Frank and his temporary partner were about to go through the door, so he said, "So Frank, are you going to go through this door and call the people over there to rescue K and J?"

Frank: "...E!"

But Frank's temporary partner, Gibbs, who was still getting headshots when he came to Egypt, was much more decisive, and he went straight through the interstellar passage without saying a word.Frank didn't want to do it anymore, and wanted to follow, but Lin Ning was much quicker, and fired at it with the ice gun he carried with him, freezing it into Frank's frozen dog.

Frank: "..."

However, at this moment, a roar of unknown meaning gradually approached.