Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

After a while, K and J rushed over.

Lin Ning waved to them from behind a broken pillar, "Here."

J: "I thought you ran away with Frank, E."

Lin Ning: "Obviously not."

J smiled embarrassingly, "I'm joking," then he walked towards Lin Ning, and then jumped up: "Wait, what is this?"

"Frank and Xibe." Lin Ning looked at the two ice cubes and said after a pause, "I used an ice gun."

J: "...Why don't I have one?" He only has one little cricket!

K: "Don't look at me that way, rookie, I don't either."

K: "What's going on?"

Lin Ning explained what was going on with the two of them. It turned out that the roar that gradually became unclear was made by the Xibo people.Xibe looks like a mummy, and his wrist can be stretched like rubber, wrapping K and J like before.The Xibo man fled this way, obviously intending to return to his home planet through the interstellar passage, but before he could take a few steps forward, Lin Ning froze him with an ice gun.

Speaking of the interstellar passage again, Lin Ning motioned K and J to look at the interstellar passage that has been opened over there. "It seems to be leading to the Xibe star, and the Xibe man was sent here to build the exit of the interstellar passage here, but he was subdued by the ancient Egyptians at that time and turned into a mummy."

K added: "The interstellar tunnel can span [-] light-years in ten seconds."

J said "wow": "This is incredible, but what's the matter with Frank? What the hell is it and Gibbs looking for?"

Lin Ning: "We'll know if we ask it." As she spoke, she took out the molecular decomposition gun and thawed the frozen Frank.

Frank trembled: "I said I said everything, Gibbs and I were looking for the Scepter of Cyclari. Gibbs wanted to sell it for a good price, and I, I was just very curious about it, I Swear I have no intention of ruling the MIB with it!"

J: "..."

K raised an eyebrow.

Lin Ning: "What is the function of the Cyclari scepter?"

Frank: "I just heard that it can call storms, bring plagues, it has great power, and it is also the symbol of the supreme owner of the Sibe people. Whoever owns it can rule the Sibe people. Listen, I really just curious--"

K was not interested in listening to Frank's sophistry: "We have to blow up this interstellar passage."

J then said: "Then we just need to put the explosive here and wait to see it explode? As for Gibbs? Since he wants to pursue the scepter, let him pursue it." This Gibbs It's really a matter of money rather than life, no, Gibbs is doing this because he will never die.

Lin Ning corrected: "Both ends of the interstellar channel must be blown up."

Frank: "...Hey." But facing the kind eyes of the three black-clothed police detectives, Frank kept talking in a lower voice, and finally hung his head and didn't dare to say anything. If he knew it, he wouldn't be curious Larry's scepter!It was all Gibbs' fault.

K and J no longer paid any attention to Frank, who was like a grasshopper, and they discussed how to blow up this interstellar passage.They first installed MIB special portable explosives on this side of the interstellar passage, and if they want to successfully blow up this interstellar passage, no matter how they look at it, they have to go to the other end.

That's just the problem.

The MIB database only records the genetic material of the Xibo people, and there is no data record in the MIB for their other characteristics. It is only known that they live on the edge of the universe.In other words, they didn't know the number of Xibes on the other side and their combat effectiveness, but fortunately, there was another Xibe on their side who could conduct interrogation.

So, Lin Ning used a molecular disintegration gun to thaw the Xibo man who was frozen by her, and at the same time bound him with a restraint rope.

The next moment, something unexpected happened to all of them.

The Xibe man fell to his knees in the direction of Lin Ning and shouted: "Your Majesty, save me!"

Lin Ning: "...??"

K: "...!"

J: "...!!"

Soon Lin Ning realized that it was not her that the Xibo man was kneeling, but the pitcher plant on her shoulder.After reaching such a conclusion, Lin Ning was a little confused, but when she took the pitcher plant off her shoulders, the eyes of the Xibe man followed it closely, which made Lin Ning want to deny it. no.But this doesn't make sense at all, so Lin Ning looked at the pitcher plants in a daze.

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning: "...do you think he is trying to sow discord?"

But the Xibo man was very sad and said: "Your Majesty, no!"

Lin Ning observed it intently and said, "But I don't think it looks like it."

Nepenthes: "Wow."

Lin Ning: "...you let me think about it."

Although Frank couldn't understand what the pitcher plant said, it didn't stop it from being envious and jealous: "How is this possible?"

J came back to his senses at this time and said: "Could it be that the pitcher plant really came from the Xibo people's home planet? Is it their king? Then this can explain why it can tear the Zerg apart, after all, it must be some kind of big shot , isn't it?"

Frank: "What? What mouth tear Zerg?"

K looked at Lin Ning: "E."

Lin Ning shook his head slightly at him, "I think this question can only be answered when we go to the other side." How should I put it?Lin Ning is very sure that Nepenthes is not the king of the Xibo people. After all, Nepenthes used to be just a very ordinary beagle. Although it is a little fat, it was always brought by Lin Ning from the previous world. .What Lin Ning and Z said about the race of Nepenthes earlier was just talking about the former tribe of Nepenthes, they are not in this world, and Lin Ning is also persuading Z to give Nepenthes a job.

So how do you explain that the Xibo people called His Majesty the King for the pitcher plant?

Lin Ning tends to think this is a misunderstanding.

It's just that she is a little uncertain now. After all, this parallel world has everything and all kinds of wonders. Who knows if something wonderful will happen.In this way, everyone crossed the interstellar passage with mixed feelings and came to the other end of the interstellar passage.Crossing a distance of more than 1 light-years in just a few seconds, it felt really uncomfortable. Lin Ning felt that she was a little dizzy, but when they came to the other end of the interstellar channel, it took two seconds for Lin Ning to count. Completely slowed down, but looking up is a large area of ​​yellow sand, and the architectural style is very similar to that of ancient Egypt.

"careful!"

It was too late to say it, and then a few Xibo people held gold-made weapons that looked like bows and arrows but had no strings and drilled out of the sand. However, when they saw the pitcher plant lying on Lin Ning's shoulders, they all rushed out. Kneeling on one knee with a weapon in hand, he said excitedly, "Your Majesty the King!"

Lin Ning: "Ugh—"

K looked back, and found that the building at the end of the interstellar passage was used to fix the interstellar passage. It was built by the Siberians to look like a kobold wearing a crown, and the dog looked like an enlarged version of a pitcher plant. It's no wonder that the Xibe people mistook the pitcher plant for their king, but this is not the reason why the Xibe people created an interstellar channel here and tried to invade the earth through the interstellar channel.

J also noticed the dog-faced dog-figure, he looked at the pitcher plant after two glances, "Maybe it is the king of the Xibo people, but for some reason it wandered to the earth and lost its memory because of it, now Called by fate, it finally returned to its hometown."

Nepenthes gave J a disdainful look, and gave Lin Ning a "bark".

Lin Ning: "...I almost believe it, J."

J: "..."

At this time, a large number of Xibe people came after hearing the news. In fact, Xibe people all look similar, but most Xibe people have four eyes, two on each cheek, and a few Xibe people have two eyes.And their clothes look similar, but the colors are different. It can be seen that the Xibe people with two eyes and wearing blue clothes have a relatively higher status.But without exception, they all knelt down and shouted "Your Majesty the King" after seeing the pitcher plant.

The scene was magnificent.

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning: "...Are you serious?"

J couldn't help asking: "What did Your Majesty say?" J was infected.

Lin Ning said with a blank expression: "Your Majesty said that it specially appointed me as chef, secretary-general and secretary of state. K and J, you can also stay and serve as the minister and deputy minister of defense."

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"and after?"

"Of course I was joking. At that time, the pitcher plant just said that it wanted to eat scarabs, so the pitcher plant temporarily became the king of the Xibe people. After it ate the Xibe beetles presented by the Xibe people, we will I'm back." Lin Ning nodded as he spoke, "It's that simple."

"Oh!" J disapproved of this statement, "You omitted too much content, didn't you? Why didn't you tell Z that you joined forces with K and caused the Xibo people to fight among themselves? When we left, they It has been divided into two factions to fight!"

At this time, they had returned to the MIB headquarters from Egypt, and Z was asking about the whole process of their field trip, and the whole process was just like what Lin Ning and J said, the pitcher plant ate the Xibo beetle, Lin Ning and K provoked They alienated the Xibe people from internal strife, and they took advantage of their internal strife, quietly took Gibbs and slipped away, and at the same time did not forget to blow up the interstellar passage, so that the Xibe people would not be able to pass through this "Transportation" has come to invade Earth.Of course, I don't know when they will fight among themselves.

Lin Ning, who joined forces with K to harm a planet, shrugged and said: "There is nothing to say. Without a leader, so many people will not be of the same mind no matter what. Besides, it's okay to say something casually." No money."

K: "Not bad."

J: "..."

Z: "...Anyway, the Xibo people have ulterior motives first, and if they fight among themselves, the interstellar committee will not control us, but E, are you sure that the pitcher plant is not the king of the Xibe people?"

Lin Ning turned the tablet in her hand and pointed it towards Z: "Sir, please find the pitcher plant within five seconds. 5."

Z looked at the dogs all over the screen, they all looked similar, or they all looked somewhat similar to pitcher plants: "I understand what you mean."

Lin Ning: "4."

Z: "...you don't need to count down."

J is interested: "Let me see, and if I get it right, can you assign me the ice gun? I'm very interested in that."

Lin Ning glanced at him: "321, time is up."

J: "..."

It seems that in a short period of time, J will not be able to obtain the right to equip ice guns, but when God closes a door, he will still leave a window for a while.Like this time, it will be December in less than a month, and there is a festival that MIB also celebrates in December, and that is Christmas.

Christmas is all about asking for Christmas presents, isn't it?

In fact, two days before Christmas, the MIB headquarters already had a Christmas atmosphere, and the lights had already been hung up. By the day before Christmas, a Christmas tree had already been placed in the MIB lobby. Staff at MIB headquarters were responsible for the decoration.Ribbons were hung in the coffee room, and a small Christmas tree and snowman were placed on the counter in the observation room, and a small Christmas tree was placed in Lin Ning’s laboratory, and the White Queen had already changed into a Christmas sweater. Even the pitcher plants have put on the dog version of the Christmas sweater, which is the same style as Lin Ning's Christmas sweater.

Not only that, both the White Queen and Nepenthes took out a red sock with their names written on it, and hung it under the small Christmas tree in the laboratory, just like the twins.All in all, on Christmas Eve, MIB was immersed in the festive atmosphere of the approaching Christmas.

Lin Ning was a little worried, she hadn't chosen all the gifts yet.

At this moment, J knocked on the door and came in: "E, what are you going to give K?"

Lin Ning: "You haven't prepared a gift for K yet?"

J: "...Yeah."

But before J could say anything, their communicators rang, and Z's serious voice came from inside: "Come to the hall quickly."

J: "Is Z going to send a gift?"

Lin Ning: "Something went wrong."

J: "..."

The two of them rushed to the hall and found a group of dwarfs in the hall.No, it's technically a bunch of elves from the Pixar stars, handy, and dressed in traditional Christmas outfits.At the same time, the police detectives in black at the MIB headquarters gathered, and Z said with a serious face: "Detectives, we have a mission. You all go to the front line. Christmas is suspended until Santa Claus is found."

The black-clothed police detectives began to dispatch one after another as if they were facing an enemy.

Lin Ning raised her eyebrows slightly. She really didn't know about it. She meant that Santa Claus really existed.

And J didn't manage his expression that much, he was confused: "Santa Claus is gone?"

K also said seriously: "I was kidnapped."

J said with a funny face: "Wait, do you really believe in Santa Claus?"

For a moment, the entire hall fell silent.

And soon, J felt what a thousand arrows pierced the heart.