Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

MIB headquarters, Z's office.

Z's expression was subtle, and at the same time, his tone was also subtle: "What did you say he swallowed?"

Lin Ning: "It was the fertilized egg of the Bobo bird that you asked me to help cultivate, sir, and the one that J swallowed was a fertilized egg that has been successfully fertilized, but the good news is that I have all the data on its cultivation."

J: "......This is not good news for me!"

Z: "...extract?"

J immediately looked at Lin Ning expectantly, Lin Ning shook his head slightly: "It's too dangerous, whether it's for the fertilized egg or for J, so we can only wait until the pregnancy is over."

Z's expression became more subtle: "I believe J will be a good mother."

Lin Ning nodded, "J will be radiant."

J: "...Hey!! What's wrong with you two? Don't you see? I'm a detective in black, a real man, and I don't have the equipment to have children."

K, who had been silent all this time, said, "Bobo Bird is famous for its ability to dig tunnels."

J's whole body tightened, and he was startled: "You mean it will come out?"

No one denied it.

J: "..."

In the end, it was Lin Ning who broke the silence: "Although there was no precedent for people on earth to produce Bobo birds before, but J, you can trust me, I will work hard. I have already contacted the medical team, and they promised me as soon as possible." Transform cultivation equipment."

J: "... I thank you!"

Lin Ning: "You're welcome."

At this time, the life-hating mother Bobo Bird pushed the door in: "I need an explanation!"

Lin Ning moved his ears reflexively, and pushed J forward.The mother Bobo bird was picky and said: "Look at you, except for the bones and skin, you are too thin, this is not good, I will cook some nutritious dishes for you!"

J: "... I thank you too."

Z still defended his shortcomings, seeing this, said: "The three of you go to investigate the matter about the humanoid coat, I think Gibbs will have something to say."

J: "Three?"

Mother Bobo said: "My baby is in your belly, of course I have to go with me." And Z also generously provided a humanoid coat. Taking advantage of this gap, Lin Ning silently patted J's Shoulder, "Bobo Bird's pregnancy period is very short, and it will not exceed three hours before and after. I will change you into a more elastic black suit later, and it will also be equipped with electronic recording points. I will be at the MIB headquarters I'm always watching your physical condition. J, don't worry too much, I'm with you."

J has been unable to say anything.

And Lin Ning did what she said, after J and the others left, she sat in front of the computer with a cup of coffee, and began to observe various data uploaded from J.Although the White Queen's expression didn't change, she "walked" over since Lin Ning sat down, and came to watch this inexplicable pregnancy accident of a man who seemed strange even in MIB.

Even the twins sitting in the observation center came over to have a look, and then went back to work before Z found out.

Lin Ning propped her chin and continued to stare at the computer screen, but to be honest, the fact that a man is pregnant is not so bizarre to her.In the past, she was in the world of Liao Zhai. She had never heard of it. Except for the country of Yusi among the twelve countries on the sea, which is the country where women are superior to men and men are responsible for giving birth, Lin Ning has also encountered other such countries. It's an unnatural thing, like a male concubine who had been vibrating in her belly for ten months, had a dream that the man of God cut off his two ribs, and when she woke up, she found that there were two more baby boys beside her. , and looking at his ribs, the traces of cutting are still there, and the two sons named one Tianshe and the other Dishe; and in Mudu Town, Suzhou, a country girl was hit by a meteorite from outside and woke up. After coming over, he turned into a boy.

As for these two incidents, Lin Ning has not found a reasonable explanation so far. In the end, it can only be attributed to the world of Liaozhai, where anything can happen.

Then again, J's changes are obvious now, after all, the pregnancy period is only three hours.By the time they had blown Gibbs' head off and learned from him that the Vermac man's next target was Yankee Stadium, his stomach had begun to distend slightly and his ankles had begun to swell.

The mother Popo is used to this: "It's normal, when you start to get stripes, you forget about everything."

J: "...Brindle?"

Lin Ning's voice came from the micro-communicator pinned to the collar of the black suit: "She's right, J."

J said with joy in bitterness: "Swollen ankles and stripes, how ugly I will be."

Lin Ning: "Very good, J your mentality is very good now, keep it up."

J: "...I see." He said this under the gaze of the female Bobo bird. If possible, he would rather continue to catch a cold than eat the fertilized egg of that Bobo bird!No, he should have asked clearly before eating!

It’s just a joy in bitterness, and joy in bitterness. As one of the landmarks in New York, Yankee Baseball Stadium was taken away by the Vermac people in the end.It turned out that the people of Fermack had brought a super contraction device, which would emit a contraction beam to shrink the huge baseball field to the size of a model.That's how the Fermacs shrank the Brooklyn Bridge and carried it away without anyone noticing.

K and J can only return without success.

Z said in a deep voice, "What are the people of Fermac going to do?"

Lin Ning stared at the tablet and said without raising his head: "Considering that the home planet of the Fermac people has become a thing of the past, then I think the Fermac people want to use local materials in New York to build their new home. But I doubt whether they really understand architecture? Take them away from the Yankees baseball field above the ground, don't they know that there is a 'foundation'? Or that they have nothing but a super shrink Plus, they have super adhesives?"

Z: "...Let's not talk about whether they understand architecture or not, but it's a headache for them to do so. Now it seems that their target is the landmark building in New York, so let the special police in black be dispatched and set off for New York The iconic buildings of the city are ready, including the Empire State Building and Times Square."

"Wait, the Fermac is mine! It's mine!" J pulled Z's collar excitedly.

Z:"……"

"I have one more request, can you give me a hug, sir?" J said and hugged Z.

Z is a bit square.

Lin Ning explained on the side: "Mood fluctuations, this is a normal phenomenon, sir."

Z:"…………"

At this time, the mother Bobo bird came over: "I have stewed a nutritious dish, come and taste it." She said and opened a jar, and some kind of cyan worm in the jar writhed violently, "This is My special recipe."

J: "..."

Lin Ning thought to himself: "Fortunately, the pitcher plant is not here." 'As for the pitcher plants where?Now it also works part-time as the "mosquito killer" of the MIB headquarters, and the extinction of mosquitoes in the huge MIB headquarters depends on it.

After Lin Ning lamented the hardworking Nepenthes cleaners, he looked up and saw J's expressionless face. After thinking about it, he comforted J again: "The medical team has improved the cultivation and extractor. They Guaranteed that you will give birth smoothly when the time comes, and there will be no scar left, J."

J: "......well, great."

And because it was necessary to catch the Fermac people who attacked the landmark building as soon as possible, and at the same time, J's belly was getting bigger and bigger, Lin Ning felt that it would be better for her to go out to the field to be on the safe side.However, she did not follow J, but came to the outside of the iconic Statue of Liberty, where she was waiting for the Fermacs. J was assigned to the Empire State Building, while K went to the United Nations Headquarters, and other iconic buildings, such as Central Park and the Metropolitan Museum of Art, were also guarded by other special police officers in black.

Lin Ning held the communicator and said, "J, are you okay?"

J: "I'm fine, and everything in the Empire State Building is fine, except for the pregnant man and the alien maid."

Lin Ning: "Let me know if there is a contraction, okay?"

J: "...I will."

Holding the communicator, Lin Ning began to observe the tourists coming and going outside the Statue of Liberty.After a while, a blond woman in business attire but pushing a stroller caught Lin Ning's attention. After Lin Ning took a closer look, he also found that it was a humanoid coat designed by the Aquilins.

Lin Ning immediately said to the communicator: "The target appears."

The Fermac people also found Lin Ning at this time, they opened their faces, and fired a shot at the passerby beside Lin Ning without saying a word.

Lin Ning had no choice but to push away the innocent passers-by, and lamented in his heart the cunning of the Fermac people, and after the Fermac people failed in one blow, they no longer wanted to fight. Run inside the goddess statue.

Lin Ning's brows moved, but he still chased after him. After all, there were still many tourists inside the Statue of Liberty, so after Lin Ning entered the interior of the Statue of Liberty, he took out a stink bomb.The stench came out, and soon drove out the tourists who were visiting inside the Statue of Liberty. The blonde girl was climbing the stairs, running to the top, and stopped again during the period, looking down at Lin Ning : "It's you, isn't it? You destroyed our home planet?"

Lin Ning: "Don't run!"

The blond got up and ran.

After Lin Ning chased after her, the Fermac man who was hiding inside the blonde jumped out again, and gave Lin Ning a charming smile (cough): "Now let me feel the feeling of being shrunk, hehehe~" They said Then he jumped out, and at this time the green shrinking light wave had already shrouded it.

Let’s talk about J’s side, his stomach is getting bigger and bigger, and there are “uterine contractions”, J cried out in pain: “I feel like I’m going to give birth!”

Mother Popo: "My baby is about to be born!"

J was sweating profusely: "Where is E? Where is E? I need her!"

K, who was in charge of driving to the Statue of Liberty, said, "Good question, rookie." In front of them, the Statue of Liberty had disappeared. Fortunately, the special service team of MIB had rushed over, and they were under the Statue of Liberty. After placing the special magic instrument, after pressing the button, the holographic projection of the Statue of Liberty appeared soon, and it looked like the real thing from a distance.

J: "Where is E??"

K: "Call E."

Lin Ning waved to them from the shore: "I'm here." It turned out that she had realized that the Franks were trying to lure her into the bait before, so she took out a one-time clone to represent her (quickly cloned, but cloned The clones that come out will only exist for a few minutes, and after a few minutes will dissolve into a puddle of original matter), and she herself stays outside.

After greeting K and the others, Lin Ning also contacted Z who was sitting at the headquarters: "Sir, I put a tracker in the shrunken Statue of Liberty, and I will give you the serial number of the tracker, then you can track it." That tracker, and find out where the Fermacs are now."

Z: "Okay. Is J okay?"

Lin Ning: "I think it's okay."

Z: "Contact anytime."

At this time, K drove the car that turned into a boat over, Lin Ning jumped on it, and told K about the situation.She originally planned to send J to the MIB headquarters first, but at this moment, J, who was suffering from stomach pain, held back and said, "Catch the Fermac people first, I can still hold on!"

Lin Ning: "It's not a question of whether you can persist, J."

J yelled: "I said yes! Hurry up and drive!"

He is pregnant now and he is the oldest, so K has to avoid his edge, follow the tracker route sent by Z, drive all the way, and finally the tracker stops at Coney Island.

Coney Island belongs to the Brooklyn District. It is located at the west end of Long Island. It was established in the 70s and is one of the earliest amusement facilities in the United States. It can be said that Coney Island is an amusement park.It's just that, as Lin Ning said before, it's really not up to J to decide whether to persist or not. No, when he first arrived in Coney Island, J yelled that he couldn't take it anymore.

Lin Ning looked around, "There is no one on the cable car."

So they split into two groups, K went to deal with the Fermacs, while Lin Ning stayed behind to help J give birth to the little bobo bird.The mother Popo was of course following her baby, cheering on J who was pregnant with her baby.

J: "Ahhhh——"

J's stomach is getting bigger, which makes it very difficult for him to move around.Well, now is not the time to say it is convenient or inconvenient, but his reaction is getting more and more violent, as if a little bobo bird will come out of his stomach in the next moment.Lin Ning took out the cultivating extractor from his carry-on bag, while comforting J: "Relax, J, I think it only takes a while."

J was sweating profusely from the pain, and reflexively looked at the cultivation extractor after hearing this.

How should I say it?The breeding extractor is like the claw-like clamp used to clamp the alien embryo in the movie "Alien". J felt shuddering when he saw it, and couldn't help but shouted: "Ah——"

The next moment, "Wow--"

J: "Ah—so fast?"

Lin Ning put away the cultivation extractor without changing his face, and handed the pink baby Bobo bird to J: "I told you, it will be soon."

"Come and see."

J held the baby Bobo bird in his arms: "It's pretty cute."

Then, baby Bobo bird spit amniotic fluid into his face.

J: "..."

The mother Popo quickly took her baby over: "My baby!"

There has been noise outside the cable car since just now, it seems that K and the Fermac people are fighting fiercely.The Fermacs are not K's opponents, they have already started fleeing in a boat, but K sacrificed a new MIB weapon, the Electromagnetic Shock Ball, and threw it at the Fermac's spaceship, and the Electromagnetic Shock Ball immediately disappeared. Shock the systems of the Fermac ship to collapse.

The Fermac king yelled, "Escape Pod!"

It's just that they were unlucky, and the escape pod passed near the cable car.The little Bobo Bird, who was in the arms of the mother Bobo Bird, waved his hands, grabbed the escape pod in his hands, and started playing with it as a toy.

Fermac: "...We'll be back!"

J said with Yourong: "A son who looks like the father of an agent, haha."

Lin Ning: "Strictly speaking, you are just a surrogate mother, J, but you are right, it is indeed a boy."

J: "...You have to follow me, E, be careful that I have postpartum depression."

Lin Ning: "Then I really have to pay attention."

J: "..."

Anyway, this time MIB did it again as good as it gets.

The Fermacs were captured, their shrunken landmarks were put back, and nobody who wasn't a MIB remembered it, and they saved New York, and maybe even the world, once again, because Fermac Mike also took a fancy to the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall. J was back to normal, too, as if those three extraordinary hours didn't exist, but they weren't.

The mother Bobo Bird walked over with the little Bobo Bird wearing a MIB custom T-shirt: "J, I decided to call him J."

J looked surprised: "Wow, it has the same name as me."

"Goodbye, J."

The mother Popo came forward and hugged J, and J hugged her back: "Goodbye, Mom."

Then J watched the mother Bobo bird board the spaceship, and the mother and son were about to return to their home planet, and J asked when the mother and son boarded the spaceship: "Do I have visitation rights?"

Lin Ning, who had cultivated the fertilized eggs, said abruptly: "If J you need this, I still keep all the data of the fertilized eggs of the Bobo bird."

J: "...I was just joking!"

Lin Ning raised his eyebrows slightly: "But you seem very reluctant."

J: "Let's harm others, E! Z or K."

Lin Ning: "No."

J had a bad premonition: "Tell me, K or Z is not behind me."

Lin Ning smiled slightly.

J: "..." It was a day full of disasters.

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Mother Popo and her baby were gone, but something was left behind.For Lin Ning, who helped to cultivate the fertilized eggs and deliver the baby, Mother Bobo bird presented a jar of her special "pickles", the kind of "pickles" that use bugs from the planet where Bobo bird lives as raw materials, and this jar " Pickled vegetables", Lin Ning kept half of it for research, and the remaining half belonged to the pitcher plant, but it can only really eat it after Lin Ning has finished the research and see if it is harmful to it.

Nepenthes don't mind waiting.

One day after Lin Ning's research results, the worms came to visit one by one. "E, Queen White, our Majesty the King is coming, and His Majesty thinks we are agents of the MIB, so please don't leak your words when the time comes, please, please."

Lin Ning: "Yes."

The White Queen nodded reservedly.

The worms then went to ask the pitcher plants solemnly: "Boss, although our king looks much fatter than us, but he is our king, and I hope you will not drool on him, let alone eat it." Kill him, okay? That's going to start Star Wars, and we want to stay at MIB for coffee, please!"

Lin Ning raised his eyebrows.

Nepenthes: "Wow."

Lin Ning: "It said yes." In fact, after seeing the worms' brainless love of coffee, mainly brainless, the pitcher plant gave up the idea of ​​eating them.

"Great!" x4

The worms left happily, and they went to visit J again, hoping that J could go with them to meet their majesty the king.

J agreed after thinking about it: "I haven't seen your majesty the king yet."

In this way, on the second day, the flight of His Majesty the King did not arrive until evening, and J accompanied the worms to meet His Majesty the King.And there is another visitor in MIB, that is Frank who brought exclusive information, Frank came over tremblingly: "A new bug came!"

Z: "What?"

Frank: "He came to my newsstand and ate all the candy in my newsstand. He claimed to be Edwin, probably the younger brother of that bug Iger."

K: "All bugs are brothers, born of the queen."

Frank: "Then Iger must be the Queen's favorite, because the Queen has already offered a reward for the arrest of the police detective in black who killed Iger."

Z crossed his arms and said, "It seems that Edwin wants to please the Queen. It seems that E won't worry about dog food this time." When Iger.

Frank: "...No no."

Z: "Huh?"

K also looked over.

Frank said truthfully: "Edwin said he was looking for a lady." Frank kept scratching its fur, K frowned, and then took it to the detector, and found that there were Zerg secretions on Frank's fur. K unceremoniously brought Frank up: "Frank, did you say anything unnecessary? For example, confessed E?"

"No, they already knew." Frank struggled, "I think they probably didn't believe in a pet dog and killed one of them, so they found E who shot Iger down. I told Edwin the truth, Edwin would not believe it with his stupidity."

K threw Frank back, then turned to Z and asked, "Where are E and her dog?"

Z said in a deep voice: "I sent E to work an hour ago. It was in Central Park. Her dog went with her." Although he said earlier that he would find dog food for pitcher plants, the strength of the Zerg is obvious to all. So Z was also worried at this time, and before he could say anything, K turned around and walked out: "J and I are going to help."

Frank said at this time: "I remembered, that Edwin said it didn't come from a bug."