Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]
Chapter 69 MIB (10)
Lin Ning was sent to Central Park by Z, not for field work, but a day ago, the earth came to eat the four elements of "carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, iron" Brueger, and was finally trapped in Central Park by MIB , Only then did Brugge freeze, and the secret service team was responsible for restoring Central Park to its original state, so Z sent Lin Ning to investigate and see how to restore it in the best way.
Originally, she had already collected all kinds of data and outlined strategies, and was about to continue walking with the pitcher plant for a while, but she didn't expect that Z's announcement would arrive right away.
Lin Ning narrowed his eyes: "You mean more than one bedbug?"
Z: "Frank said there was more than one, but we don't know exactly how many."
The pitcher plant made a "woof" sound suddenly.
Lin Ning: "I have to hang up, sir." She ended the communication as she spoke.
Z:"…………??"
As a predator, the pitcher plant has already smelled the scent of its prey first, and as the one at the top of the food chain, Lin Ning is actually not to be outdone.At this time, she had already sensed the lurking Zerg Edwin from a distance, and she knew very well that this guy dug up from the ground, but Lin Ning thought about it carefully, mainly considering two aspects, one is what Z said earlier Yes, even if Nepenthes is the nemesis of the Zerg, they cannot let the Zerg know, and then let the Zerg come out, because by then not only MIB will be overwhelmed, but also will bring disaster to the earth; the second is the recent Nepenthes She really ate too much, like yesterday she just researched the "pickles" left by the mother of the Bobo bird, and the pitcher plant "clicked" half of the worms of the Bobo bird star, And the bug energy of Bobo Bird Star is not thin, so that the pitcher plant is full, otherwise Lin Ning would not take it for a walk, that is to say, even if the pitcher plant can still eat now, Lin Ning would Don't dare to let it continue to eat and eat.
But the pitcher plant is ready for battle.
Lin Ning's thoughts went back and forth, and he made a decision immediately.She hugged the pitcher plant tightly to keep it from salivating.
Nepenthes: "??"
Lin Ning turned a blind eye to its doubts.
At this time, the ground at his feet was quickly arched, and Lin Ning ran away, with a look of panic on his face.
Nepenthes: "...??"
The next moment, the underground creature jumped up, and the tip of its long and powerful tail immediately poked towards Lin Ning's feet.
Lin Ning rolled over and fell to the ground.
Nepenthes: "???"
Let’s look at the Zerg named Edwin again. It is scarlet red and looks very similar to the western dragon in science fiction movies, except that its claws are insect claws, and its pupils are still vertical.It looked down at Lin Ning who was trembling with fright, and said contemptuously, "You are the E who killed my brother, right?"
Lin Ning: "You mean Iger? You look a lot like it."
Edwin: "I am much more powerful than Iger."
Lin Ning: "Really? Then how did I hear that it is the one most favored by the queen!"
Edwin said angrily, "You just heard about it!"
Lin Ning: "Then why did the Queen send you and your other brothers to come to Earth?"
Edwin: "You mean Dan and Moore?"
Lin Ning raised his eyebrows slightly, and before she could say anything else, Edwin said domineeringly: "But you are mine!"
As Edwin said, he bowed his head towards Lin Ning and opened his bloody mouth. Although the pitcher plant didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Lin Ning's gourd, it was delivered to its mouth, so it couldn't Don't eat it, but before it opened its bloody mouth, Lin Ning hugged it, and avoided Edwin's bad breath attack very nimbly.
Nepenthes: "Wow?"
Lin Ning didn't say anything, just took out the ice spear with one hand, and shot Edwin in the head with his backhand, but the shot seemed to be neither painful nor itchy to Edwin.Edwin became triumphant, blinking his eyes and said: "Your fingers are very slender, do you want to see mine?" He quickly raised his front paws and stabbed at Lin Ning.
Lin Ning once again protected the small bloody mouth of the pitcher plant, and quickly avoided Edwin's attack again.Looking at the surrounding terrain, thinking about the direction Edwin came from, he turned around and ran over there.
Edwin was not in a hurry, and smiled evilly: "I like enemies that are difficult to deal with."
After saying this, Edwin chased after him.
Nepenthes tugged on Lin Ning's shoulders, almost exuding an aura of desire and dissatisfaction.Lin Ning whispered: "Haven't you heard? It has two brothers, we have to attract them, so compare one and three, which one do you like better?"
The pitcher plant immediately leaned back on Lin Ning's shoulder, obediently pretending to be a pet dog.
There was a little smile on the corner of Lin Ning's mouth, but it was replaced by panic immediately. At the same time, he still didn't forget to look behind, as if he was looking for the pursuers to catch up. Edwin followed everyone's expectations, and said And shouting, "Sweetie, where are you?"
Lin Ning: "..."
"Oh, I saw you." As he said that, he jumped to Lin Ning's side, and Lin Ning was disgusted even if he was pretending to be a weak chicken, so she gave it backhanded. Edwin hit his head with an ice gun and knocked Edwin to the ground: "Don't call me a cookie, or do you want candy?"
Edwin shook his dizzy head: "If I catch you, I will have royal jelly to eat." Then he swung his tail and stabbed at Lin Ning.As soon as Lin Ning hid again, he carried the pitcher plant and continued to run outside. At this time, they had come to the side of the road. From a distance, Lin Ning heard the sound of the car and the familiar smell from the car.
The pitcher plant also became restless.
At this moment, Edwin poked his head out from the grass beside him: "Actually, I want to give you some candy, baby." As he said that, he spit out a lot of "slime" that was suspected to be mucus. Lin Ning turned around a little, and avoided the pile of "slime" - it seems that the "talent skills" of the Zerg are also different, after all, the previous Iger can spit out "tentacles" from his mouth.
Edwin: "..."
But Edwin quickly came back to his senses: "No wonder you were able to kill my brother, but it's over." He sneered twice, and Lin Ning took two steps back, "You know you're afraid? You know Just be afraid."
The next moment, a truck sped up and knocked Edwin a few meters away, until he crashed into the wall of a building not far away, and he couldn't get it out.
(Edwin: "...")
Lin Ning, holding the pitcher plant in his arms, took a few steps back as if he was still in shock.
The door of the van opened, and a dark green Zerg stepped out.It seems that it is not as tall and big as Edwin. When it came to Lin Ning, the first sentence was: "Don't be afraid, when it wakes up, it will find that its neck is crooked."
Fortunately, the second sentence became normal: "I think you must be the E that the queen wants to catch."
Lin Ning: "No."
The Zerg slapped his head: "Damn, then I didn't make Edwin angry for nothing."
Lin Ning: "..."
Immediately it shook its head again and said, "No, no, I'm sure you're lying. Gibbs told me you were here on a field trip."
(Gibbs: "...")
Lin Ning hugged the eager pitcher plant tightly: "Then why can Edwin find me? Gibbs told it, I wonder if Gibbs will also tell your other brothers?"
"You mean Moore?" If you said this, then this Zerg is called Danen. Danen was reminded, so he looked left and right and said: "Then I have to hurry up!" He raised his paw and wanted to carry Lin Ning on his shoulder, when Lin Ning's communicator rang.
Dan asked, "Aren't you going to answer?"
Lin Ning asked back, "Can I?"
Dan nodded: "Of course, anyway, you are now in my hands."
Lin Ning: "Thank you."
Dan: "Dan. You're welcome."
Lin Ning: "...I know."
Lin Ning, who was in a complicated mood, connected the communicator: "K, come and save me, a Zerg named Dan captured me and the pitcher plant, and he wants to take me to exchange royal jelly for the queen."
Dan immediately responded, "Oh, yes, royal jelly, [-] pounds of royal jelly, as long as I bring you back to the queen, and let the queen kill you with her own hands."
Lin Ning relayed: "It's still [-] pounds of royal jelly, which only belongs to Dan, not to his brothers Edwin and Moore."
Dan followed suit and nodded: "You're absolutely right."
Lin Ning glanced at Dan: "I have to hang up, or Moll will ask Gibbs for my location."
Dan: "Yes, yes." It watched Lin Ning hang up the communicator, and then continued to carry Lin Ning, "Can you carry me on your back? I think it will be faster."
Dan: "You have a point."
So it changed to carrying it on its back, and Lin Ning also carried a somewhat unlovely pitcher plant on his back.The pitcher plant seems to realize that the Zerg named Dan in front of him seems to be a brainless race, and his IQ is not as good as Edwin, who was a domineering president just now.
And the pitcher plant is not a black-coated detective.
K: "..."
J: "..."
J came back to his senses and said, "Are we still used to support? Why do I feel that the bug named Dan was sold by E and helped her count the money?"
K said thoughtfully: "There are three bugs in total, rookie."
J immediately became serious: "And E told us who to go to."
"Gibbs." x2
The two of them immediately drove to Gibbs' Pawnshop, but when they drove outside Gibbs' Pawnshop, before they ambush there, they heard a movement in the trunk.The two looked at each other, then raised the guns in their hands and walked towards the trunk vigilantly, and then someone pushed the trunk open from the inside.
"MIB! Don't move!"
"Don't shoot!" x4
Four worms poked their heads out from inside, "We are also agents, in the 'kitchen', did you forget, J?"
K raised an eyebrow.
J couldn't bear to look directly, "Don't look at me." It turned out that the four worms and their majesty the king said that they were also detectives in black, and asked J to cooperate with them in acting.It's just that when they met other police detectives in black who they didn't say hello to, the detective in black slipped his mouth and mentioned the kitchen.So J said that the kitchen was the code name of their MIB headquarters out of brotherly loyalty, and later when K called J to support Lin Ning, their majesty the king asked them to go on missions together, so the four worms hid in the backup in the box.
After thinking about it, J said: "I don't have time to act with you now."
Four Worms: "Please, J!"
J: "No."
K: "We don't have time to send them back to headquarters."
"Thank you K, tell me who you are going to deal with? We can also help."
J: "Three bugs."
The smile froze on the faces of the four worms.
There was silence.
The four worms simply suggested: "Why don't we go to another place for a cup of tea?"
J said speechlessly: "You can't go in this outfit."
The four worms laughed coyly.
K: "Get in the car."
"Okay, sir." x4
The worms obediently got into the car, while K and J headed towards Gibbs' pawn shop with guns in hand.It's just that when the worms got to the car, they took out their coffee pots, only to find that there were only a few drops of coffee left in the coffee pots. They looked around and said, "We need to find some stock." So the worms on the coffee brain Regardless of the Zerg or not, they got out of the car in a line, and pushed open the door of Gibbs' pawn shop with their own sound effects.
"Da da da da da-"
K: "..."
J: "..."
At this time, in the pawn shop, Gibbs, who was wearing a green suit, was being caught in mid-air by the Zerg who was also wearing a green suit.This Zerg named Mole has wings, and it looks a bit like a dragonfly at first glance, but it is much bigger than a dragonfly, and its claws are also more insects.
J: "Put down the hostage."
Moore: "Is that what you mean?" As it said, it threw Gibbs towards them. K and J hurriedly avoided, and K even aimed at the gap, and shot the cross-shaped restraint net at Moore. , glued it directly to the wall.The petrified worms immediately blew back blood: "The danger is over." After saying that, they immediately ran to the coffee pot.
K: "How many bed bugs came?"
J: "??" Don't they already know?
Gibbs, the guy who was blown by the wind, immediately said: "Three."
K asked Moore again: "Where is E?"
J: "???"
If Moore had eyelids, he would roll his eyes: "If I knew, would I still use it to ask this guy?"
The guy, Gibbs, said immediately again, "Dan took her."
K: "Huh?"
Gibbs said with perfect logic: "When Dan is here, look for E, and when Edwin is here, look for Dan."
Moore: "So it's Dan."
K immediately took back the cross-shaped restraint net, and at this time, J, who was confused, had gradually understood, and Moore, who had lost his restraint, immediately flew outside, and when he passed by Gibbs, he still used his tail. The needle popped Gibbs in the head. K: "Let Moore take us to find E."
J nodded.
The two of them stepped over Gibbs' blown head, J not forgetting to call the worms who had poured the coffee.When their car drove by, Gibbs' head had already grown out, and he said angrily: "How can you take on the important task of protecting the earth like this!"
It's a pity that no one responded to him, only a tail of exhaust gas drifted over.
Gibbs: "..."
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Let’s talk about Lin Ning who was captured. She was carried by the Zerg named Danen, and she came to the place where Danen hid his aircraft smoothly all the way.Along the way, Lin Ning talked with Dan about the Zerg life, and took the time to send a safe message to the White Queen at the MIB headquarters. According to Dan, he now has a total of 900 million brothers , and these brothers are naturally born to the queen.In addition, this time, Moore and Edwin defeated the other brothers and got the chance to come to Earth to capture Lin Ning alive.Before Iger's death, although the key information was sent back through the spiritual connection, the Queen obviously didn't think that a dog could do anything to their Zerg. What's more, it was Lin Ning's last shot for acting. Shot Iger's head off.
In this way, Iger was indeed killed by Lin Ning, even though it had been tortured by the pitcher plant before that.
"Royal jelly, sweet royal jelly, delicious royal jelly~" Dan hummed an out-of-key tune, and let down his prey, Lin Ning and her dog, and let her walk into the aircraft.
But God is not beautiful.
There was a buzzing sound, and then Moore flew over with fluttering wings, knocked Dan aside at once, and shouted: "Royal jelly is mine, Dan!"
Dan: "Really? That's up to you, Moore."
Moore waved his wings as he was bound to win: "Win with speed."
Then the two of them started fighting.
Speaking of which, the combat value of both of them is not as good as the previous Edwin, and in terms of size, Edwin is also the tallest among them, comparable to the previous Iger.But being small also has its advantages, at least they look a little more nimble, Lin Ning, who was sitting cross-legged on the stairs of the aircraft, judged so.
But in ten rounds, Dan overwhelmed Moore, who was winning by speed, on a pillar not far away, but just as it was about to kill Moore, K and J who followed Moore rushed over. J was finally able to use the ice gun this time, and he raised the gun towards Dan: "Don't move!"
K: "The sixth department of the insect repellent department."
J also glanced at Lin Ning from the corner of his eye, and seeing her hugging her dog like a melon-eating crowd, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, but he didn't expose the incident in front of the enemy.Dan and Moore, who were fighting to the death before, seemed to have their IQs on the line this time, "Mole, that's [-] pounds of royal jelly!"
Moore: "We score fifty-five."
Dan: "Deal." Dan let go of Moore, and Moore immediately waved his wings and flew towards K and J. Dan seemed to have forgotten Lin Ning, and followed him, ready to join hands with Moore. .Lin Ning's ears moved at this moment, and when he heard the extra movement, he stopped being a melon eater, but put the pitcher plant on his shoulder, blocking Dan's way: "Although we have a good chat Come, but I can't watch you hurt my mate, Dan."
Dan thought for a moment and said, "I can understand."
J couldn't help muttering, "Is it serious?"
Dan came up and snapped, "What did you say?"
J: "..."
Seeing this, Lin Ning raised his leg and kicked Dan En's abdomen. Dan En said, "...it hurts!" It seemed to really hurt, and the two eyes were not the same size because of the pain. Crooked and fell to the ground.And K also asked J to shoot, and the ice gun hit the wing of Moore who was waving his wings. Moore lost his balance and fell to the ground. The wings shattered to pieces.
The worms hiding in the car cheered immediately: "They won!"
"It's so majestic."
"The Three Musketeers."
"The insect repellent department is full of talents."
As soon as the words fell, a roar came from the side.The four worms turned their heads and saw Edwin, who was tall and big. They were shocked immediately, and their teeth began to chatter.Edwin didn't even look at the four of them, and looked down at the three of them with a contemptuous smile (it didn't see the pitcher plant either): "I thought she was the only one who killed Iger, so you guys All three."
J: "...You're right." He meant Nepenthes, Lin Ning and K.
K and Lin Ning looked at each other, and K said to J: "There is a lava launcher in the car, we will cover you."
J immediately turned to their car.
K and Lin Ning each used their guns to shoot Edwin together, but the guns in their hands were not enough to cause much damage to Edwin.Nepenthes couldn't stand it any longer, and was about to go into battle with a "woof", but Lin Ning turned around and fell to the side. At the same time, K also fell over, looking as if he had been knocked unconscious.
Nepenthes: "...??"
Edwin smiled contemptuously, and turned to deal with J who was holding the lava launcher, but he didn't see Lin Ning approaching the ear of K who seemed to have fainted, and whispered something to him, and then the two of them both Standing up neatly, it seemed that nothing happened.At the same time, Lin Ning threw a cube the size of a Rubik's Cube towards J who was being smashed by Edwin holding the car, "J, go on."
Nepenthes: "???"
And look at the small cube once it was caught in J's hand, it turned into a protective shield with two meters in length, width and height, wrapping J in it.Although the car raised by Edwin hit J, but because of the protective cover, although his and K's cars were deformed, J was safe.Edwin didn't believe this evil, and continued to stab the protective shield with his claws. J was worried at first, but found that Edwin couldn't pierce the protective shield, so he immediately felt relieved, and he even provoked Edwin in turn. Lai: "You can't hit me, you can't hit me."
Edwin: "..."
Only very quickly, Edwin raised the shield and shook it.
J was bumped into all kinds of meat and eight vegetables.
J: "………Oops!"
K rescued J: "Edwin, look this way."
Edwin dropped the protective cover and looked towards K.I saw that K threw the electromagnetic shock ball over, and it stuck directly on Edwin's head, crackling with lightning, but Edwin's skin was unexpectedly thick, and after a while, he threw away the electromagnetic shock ball, and then evil With a charming smile: "I'm not afraid."
With another claw, K and Lin Ning were caught in his hands and raised to his mouth.
Edwin drooled, he was hungry after being on earth for so long, his fishy yellow eyes greedily looked at Lin Ning: "Sweetie, I told you that you are a little cookie." Then he opened his mouth wide, and put Lin Ning stuffed it into its bloody mouth.
"Do not!!!"
J in the protective shield screamed, and the unacceptable things continued. After Edwin swallowed Lin Ning, he swallowed K too: "Delicious."
"No—" J leaned on the protective shield and knelt down, tears streaming down his face.
Edwin also regretted it at this time, because he remembered that the queen was going to live, but it had already swallowed people, but when Edwin saw J who was about to cry, he became happy: " There is still one alive, and the royal jelly is still mine."
Four Worms trembled, "What to do? What to do? K and E are dead! J is going to die too!"
"and many more."
They saw the lava launcher that was thrown out of the trunk. It could eject lava up to [-] degrees, and it would definitely kill Edwin with one shot.It's just that the four of them couldn't lift the gun. Fortunately, Dan and Moore didn't die. They woke up moaning at this moment, "I want candy."
"I want candy."
The worms looked at each other: "Candy? Candy!"
"I poured all the candy into the coffee—" Four worms pounced on the coffee pot, "Special occasions." So they poured coffee with sugar cubes for Dan and Moore, "Must not Let Edwin go."
"You can't let Edwin get royal jelly."
Fang Tangjia encouraged Dan and Moore with these two words, but Edwin, who turned his back to them, didn't notice this situation. He was still thinking about how to get the Queen to reward it, and by the way, there was a reminder of brotherly love Dan and Moore: "You two losers, it's time to wake up."
As a result, as soon as he turned around, Dan and Moore fired 'cold' shots at him in a daze.The [-]-degree lava sprayed out, roasting Edwin until it was fully cooked, and roasting his last words by the way.
But J couldn't be happy at all, he beat the protective cover: "K! E!" He thought that Lin Ning had thrown the protective cover to him earlier, and he felt even more uncomfortable. He knelt down and covered his face.
"Wang."
"...The ice gun equipped with MIB is not here to make mandarin ducks for you, Nepenthes."
"Hum."
"I know we can't waste it, but you've eaten too much recently, how about we ship this roasted whole worm back?"
"Wang Wang."
"I'll take it as your consent."
K's voice also sounded: "Okay, rookie, now is not the time to be sad, we have to go back and report to Z."
J: "!!!"
Four Worms: "!!!"
J suddenly raised his head, looked at the intact K and Lin Ning, and immediately stuttered: "You, you?"
K: "Just a quick clone."
Lin Ning explained: "The killing of the three Zerg brothers will prevent us from being the object of the Queen's bounty for arrest. I think she will be busy with civil war for a long time. This requires you and the worm We cooperated with each other wholeheartedly, but judging from the results, we really have a good understanding and cooperated quite tacitly." Otherwise, why would she pretend to be a "cookie" and kill Edwin directly, and K would have already I found the clue of this, and cooperated with her quite seamlessly.
K echoed: "That's not bad."
J: "...Give me back my touch!!"
K shook his head slightly: "Rookie, don't be fooled by false appearances. Didn't I tell you that when E was not a police detective in black, he killed the Christian alone? With a dagger."
J was taken aback: "What? I thought she was just a nerd with high IQ and low EQ, K, you know."
K: "I don't know."
Lin Ning: "Thank you for your evaluation of my high IQ part, J. By the way, when you get back to MIB headquarters, don't forget to remind me to write a report on 'Whether detective J in black is qualified to be equipped with an ice gun for a long time'" Evaluation Report."
J: "..."
Ignoring J who didn't seize the opportunity to ask for emotional waste, Lin Ning turned to the worms who didn't lose the chain at the critical moment: "You guys did a good job this time, let me impress you, next time if you want to enlarge the coffee Dou, I can zoom in for you for free."
The worms stopped worrying about how Lin Ning and K were brought back to life after hearing the words, and immediately jumped up for joy, but they didn't notice that the pitcher plant was lying on Lin Ning's shoulder, looking at them with deep eyes.
Lin Ning: "... Put away your bold ideas, Nepenthes."
Nepenthes: "Hmph."
Lin Ning: "It's not enough to just look at it." I have to say that it is precisely because the worms used to have brainless coffee first, so this time they performed well once, making them even more cute, and the pitcher plant put them back on the list again. In the food table, it's a bit not so good.So instead of a warning, I still need to give a little warning. Fortunately, the pitcher plant is very understanding, so it no longer secretly observes the worms.
Soon the special service team was sent over, and Lin Ning did not forget to remind them: "Please send this ice fire worm to my laboratory." It happened to be the reserve food for pitcher plants.
Z also breathed a sigh of relief: "Good job."
Soon the group of them returned to the MIB headquarters, and the four worms rushed to the coffee room without saying a word, drinking coffee happily, but when they turned their heads, they saw their majesty the king staying in the coffee room.
trembling trembling.
Lin Ning and his party standing outside the door heard the screams of the worms, and then they rushed out from the coffee room: "Help!" They hid behind the three of them one by one, the fat king His Majesty chased after him: "Unforgivable!"
Nepenthes: "Wow!"
Lin Ning started silently: "Nepenthes said it can help you, but I don't know if you would like it?"
"...No!" x4
The worms continued to flee, and His Majesty the King, who knew nothing, continued to chase after him. Who made only the royal family on their planet eligible to drink coffee.
Lin Ning spread his hands and said, "That's a pity."
J: "...It's easy to cause interstellar disputes, E."
Lin Ning: "Thank you for reminding me to write the assessment report titled 'Is Detective J in Black Qualified to Be Equipped with Ice Guns for a Long Time', J."
J: "..." Why is he talking too much!
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After solving the Zerg, the earth ushered in a brief peace.
What this means is that they have returned to the previous pace, fighting mobs and so on, while Lin Ning has almost "developed" a new field - Z sent her to the little foreigner on a whim. Star people take classes and teach them how to learn to be earthlings on earth.
Lin Ning: "...Sir, have you been dropped?"
Z: "...Unfortunately not, E, on the contrary, I think my decision is very appropriate. Didn't you discover the mistakes of the aliens' disguise before you joined the MIB? So let you teach the children how to do it A perfect earthling is actually a perfect fit, isn't it?"
Lin Ning still thinks this is not a good idea: "If you need it, I can write a manual instead of teaching the children face to face. Of course, if you really want to be complained by their parents that the teacher is too bad If you love me, I'm fine."
Z: "Did you say something incredible?"
Lin Ning asked knowingly, "You mean to write a manual?"
Z: "...No. Forget it, I'll let U and J go, they will please the kids."
Lin Ning immediately smiled: "Remember to remind them to make a sign of 'Welcome to Earth'."
Z: "...you don't need to remind me of this."
As for this task, U is very happy, he likes to get along with children very much.But J complained, "Why me? I'd rather go out to the field, and then listen to this class, 'teach aliens how to be a good earthling'? The answer is that they need a pair of glasses."
Z raised an eyebrow.
J suddenly felt unbelievable: "You don't know? I'm talking about Superman's stalk—oh, I understand."
Z: "...Didn't you hear that, J? I was ordering you just now."
J: "...Yes, sir." J turned around and found the youngest black-clothed detective E to complain: "Z doesn't even know Superman, I thought he should know, he's not that conservative."
Lin Ning said without raising his head: "It's not that Z doesn't know, he just remembered that Superman came to Earth without permission, which cast a shadow on MIB."
J: "Wait, wait, you mean that Superman really exists? Isn't that a fictional character in comics?"
Lin Ning: "I know that there are comics about Superman, but if you think about it, if MIB exists, what would happen to an alien like Superman, even if he has so many extraordinary superpowers?"
"Like other aliens, they will pretend to be ordinary earthlings," J seemed to have come to his senses again, "What about the comics?"
Lin Ning asked back: "Then how do you watch movies with aliens?"
"I think I understand," J said in a blink of an eye, "Is the cartoon of "Superman" drawn by Superman himself? Is it an unspoken rule of MIB?"
Originally, she had already collected all kinds of data and outlined strategies, and was about to continue walking with the pitcher plant for a while, but she didn't expect that Z's announcement would arrive right away.
Lin Ning narrowed his eyes: "You mean more than one bedbug?"
Z: "Frank said there was more than one, but we don't know exactly how many."
The pitcher plant made a "woof" sound suddenly.
Lin Ning: "I have to hang up, sir." She ended the communication as she spoke.
Z:"…………??"
As a predator, the pitcher plant has already smelled the scent of its prey first, and as the one at the top of the food chain, Lin Ning is actually not to be outdone.At this time, she had already sensed the lurking Zerg Edwin from a distance, and she knew very well that this guy dug up from the ground, but Lin Ning thought about it carefully, mainly considering two aspects, one is what Z said earlier Yes, even if Nepenthes is the nemesis of the Zerg, they cannot let the Zerg know, and then let the Zerg come out, because by then not only MIB will be overwhelmed, but also will bring disaster to the earth; the second is the recent Nepenthes She really ate too much, like yesterday she just researched the "pickles" left by the mother of the Bobo bird, and the pitcher plant "clicked" half of the worms of the Bobo bird star, And the bug energy of Bobo Bird Star is not thin, so that the pitcher plant is full, otherwise Lin Ning would not take it for a walk, that is to say, even if the pitcher plant can still eat now, Lin Ning would Don't dare to let it continue to eat and eat.
But the pitcher plant is ready for battle.
Lin Ning's thoughts went back and forth, and he made a decision immediately.She hugged the pitcher plant tightly to keep it from salivating.
Nepenthes: "??"
Lin Ning turned a blind eye to its doubts.
At this time, the ground at his feet was quickly arched, and Lin Ning ran away, with a look of panic on his face.
Nepenthes: "...??"
The next moment, the underground creature jumped up, and the tip of its long and powerful tail immediately poked towards Lin Ning's feet.
Lin Ning rolled over and fell to the ground.
Nepenthes: "???"
Let’s look at the Zerg named Edwin again. It is scarlet red and looks very similar to the western dragon in science fiction movies, except that its claws are insect claws, and its pupils are still vertical.It looked down at Lin Ning who was trembling with fright, and said contemptuously, "You are the E who killed my brother, right?"
Lin Ning: "You mean Iger? You look a lot like it."
Edwin: "I am much more powerful than Iger."
Lin Ning: "Really? Then how did I hear that it is the one most favored by the queen!"
Edwin said angrily, "You just heard about it!"
Lin Ning: "Then why did the Queen send you and your other brothers to come to Earth?"
Edwin: "You mean Dan and Moore?"
Lin Ning raised his eyebrows slightly, and before she could say anything else, Edwin said domineeringly: "But you are mine!"
As Edwin said, he bowed his head towards Lin Ning and opened his bloody mouth. Although the pitcher plant didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Lin Ning's gourd, it was delivered to its mouth, so it couldn't Don't eat it, but before it opened its bloody mouth, Lin Ning hugged it, and avoided Edwin's bad breath attack very nimbly.
Nepenthes: "Wow?"
Lin Ning didn't say anything, just took out the ice spear with one hand, and shot Edwin in the head with his backhand, but the shot seemed to be neither painful nor itchy to Edwin.Edwin became triumphant, blinking his eyes and said: "Your fingers are very slender, do you want to see mine?" He quickly raised his front paws and stabbed at Lin Ning.
Lin Ning once again protected the small bloody mouth of the pitcher plant, and quickly avoided Edwin's attack again.Looking at the surrounding terrain, thinking about the direction Edwin came from, he turned around and ran over there.
Edwin was not in a hurry, and smiled evilly: "I like enemies that are difficult to deal with."
After saying this, Edwin chased after him.
Nepenthes tugged on Lin Ning's shoulders, almost exuding an aura of desire and dissatisfaction.Lin Ning whispered: "Haven't you heard? It has two brothers, we have to attract them, so compare one and three, which one do you like better?"
The pitcher plant immediately leaned back on Lin Ning's shoulder, obediently pretending to be a pet dog.
There was a little smile on the corner of Lin Ning's mouth, but it was replaced by panic immediately. At the same time, he still didn't forget to look behind, as if he was looking for the pursuers to catch up. Edwin followed everyone's expectations, and said And shouting, "Sweetie, where are you?"
Lin Ning: "..."
"Oh, I saw you." As he said that, he jumped to Lin Ning's side, and Lin Ning was disgusted even if he was pretending to be a weak chicken, so she gave it backhanded. Edwin hit his head with an ice gun and knocked Edwin to the ground: "Don't call me a cookie, or do you want candy?"
Edwin shook his dizzy head: "If I catch you, I will have royal jelly to eat." Then he swung his tail and stabbed at Lin Ning.As soon as Lin Ning hid again, he carried the pitcher plant and continued to run outside. At this time, they had come to the side of the road. From a distance, Lin Ning heard the sound of the car and the familiar smell from the car.
The pitcher plant also became restless.
At this moment, Edwin poked his head out from the grass beside him: "Actually, I want to give you some candy, baby." As he said that, he spit out a lot of "slime" that was suspected to be mucus. Lin Ning turned around a little, and avoided the pile of "slime" - it seems that the "talent skills" of the Zerg are also different, after all, the previous Iger can spit out "tentacles" from his mouth.
Edwin: "..."
But Edwin quickly came back to his senses: "No wonder you were able to kill my brother, but it's over." He sneered twice, and Lin Ning took two steps back, "You know you're afraid? You know Just be afraid."
The next moment, a truck sped up and knocked Edwin a few meters away, until he crashed into the wall of a building not far away, and he couldn't get it out.
(Edwin: "...")
Lin Ning, holding the pitcher plant in his arms, took a few steps back as if he was still in shock.
The door of the van opened, and a dark green Zerg stepped out.It seems that it is not as tall and big as Edwin. When it came to Lin Ning, the first sentence was: "Don't be afraid, when it wakes up, it will find that its neck is crooked."
Fortunately, the second sentence became normal: "I think you must be the E that the queen wants to catch."
Lin Ning: "No."
The Zerg slapped his head: "Damn, then I didn't make Edwin angry for nothing."
Lin Ning: "..."
Immediately it shook its head again and said, "No, no, I'm sure you're lying. Gibbs told me you were here on a field trip."
(Gibbs: "...")
Lin Ning hugged the eager pitcher plant tightly: "Then why can Edwin find me? Gibbs told it, I wonder if Gibbs will also tell your other brothers?"
"You mean Moore?" If you said this, then this Zerg is called Danen. Danen was reminded, so he looked left and right and said: "Then I have to hurry up!" He raised his paw and wanted to carry Lin Ning on his shoulder, when Lin Ning's communicator rang.
Dan asked, "Aren't you going to answer?"
Lin Ning asked back, "Can I?"
Dan nodded: "Of course, anyway, you are now in my hands."
Lin Ning: "Thank you."
Dan: "Dan. You're welcome."
Lin Ning: "...I know."
Lin Ning, who was in a complicated mood, connected the communicator: "K, come and save me, a Zerg named Dan captured me and the pitcher plant, and he wants to take me to exchange royal jelly for the queen."
Dan immediately responded, "Oh, yes, royal jelly, [-] pounds of royal jelly, as long as I bring you back to the queen, and let the queen kill you with her own hands."
Lin Ning relayed: "It's still [-] pounds of royal jelly, which only belongs to Dan, not to his brothers Edwin and Moore."
Dan followed suit and nodded: "You're absolutely right."
Lin Ning glanced at Dan: "I have to hang up, or Moll will ask Gibbs for my location."
Dan: "Yes, yes." It watched Lin Ning hang up the communicator, and then continued to carry Lin Ning, "Can you carry me on your back? I think it will be faster."
Dan: "You have a point."
So it changed to carrying it on its back, and Lin Ning also carried a somewhat unlovely pitcher plant on his back.The pitcher plant seems to realize that the Zerg named Dan in front of him seems to be a brainless race, and his IQ is not as good as Edwin, who was a domineering president just now.
And the pitcher plant is not a black-coated detective.
K: "..."
J: "..."
J came back to his senses and said, "Are we still used to support? Why do I feel that the bug named Dan was sold by E and helped her count the money?"
K said thoughtfully: "There are three bugs in total, rookie."
J immediately became serious: "And E told us who to go to."
"Gibbs." x2
The two of them immediately drove to Gibbs' Pawnshop, but when they drove outside Gibbs' Pawnshop, before they ambush there, they heard a movement in the trunk.The two looked at each other, then raised the guns in their hands and walked towards the trunk vigilantly, and then someone pushed the trunk open from the inside.
"MIB! Don't move!"
"Don't shoot!" x4
Four worms poked their heads out from inside, "We are also agents, in the 'kitchen', did you forget, J?"
K raised an eyebrow.
J couldn't bear to look directly, "Don't look at me." It turned out that the four worms and their majesty the king said that they were also detectives in black, and asked J to cooperate with them in acting.It's just that when they met other police detectives in black who they didn't say hello to, the detective in black slipped his mouth and mentioned the kitchen.So J said that the kitchen was the code name of their MIB headquarters out of brotherly loyalty, and later when K called J to support Lin Ning, their majesty the king asked them to go on missions together, so the four worms hid in the backup in the box.
After thinking about it, J said: "I don't have time to act with you now."
Four Worms: "Please, J!"
J: "No."
K: "We don't have time to send them back to headquarters."
"Thank you K, tell me who you are going to deal with? We can also help."
J: "Three bugs."
The smile froze on the faces of the four worms.
There was silence.
The four worms simply suggested: "Why don't we go to another place for a cup of tea?"
J said speechlessly: "You can't go in this outfit."
The four worms laughed coyly.
K: "Get in the car."
"Okay, sir." x4
The worms obediently got into the car, while K and J headed towards Gibbs' pawn shop with guns in hand.It's just that when the worms got to the car, they took out their coffee pots, only to find that there were only a few drops of coffee left in the coffee pots. They looked around and said, "We need to find some stock." So the worms on the coffee brain Regardless of the Zerg or not, they got out of the car in a line, and pushed open the door of Gibbs' pawn shop with their own sound effects.
"Da da da da da-"
K: "..."
J: "..."
At this time, in the pawn shop, Gibbs, who was wearing a green suit, was being caught in mid-air by the Zerg who was also wearing a green suit.This Zerg named Mole has wings, and it looks a bit like a dragonfly at first glance, but it is much bigger than a dragonfly, and its claws are also more insects.
J: "Put down the hostage."
Moore: "Is that what you mean?" As it said, it threw Gibbs towards them. K and J hurriedly avoided, and K even aimed at the gap, and shot the cross-shaped restraint net at Moore. , glued it directly to the wall.The petrified worms immediately blew back blood: "The danger is over." After saying that, they immediately ran to the coffee pot.
K: "How many bed bugs came?"
J: "??" Don't they already know?
Gibbs, the guy who was blown by the wind, immediately said: "Three."
K asked Moore again: "Where is E?"
J: "???"
If Moore had eyelids, he would roll his eyes: "If I knew, would I still use it to ask this guy?"
The guy, Gibbs, said immediately again, "Dan took her."
K: "Huh?"
Gibbs said with perfect logic: "When Dan is here, look for E, and when Edwin is here, look for Dan."
Moore: "So it's Dan."
K immediately took back the cross-shaped restraint net, and at this time, J, who was confused, had gradually understood, and Moore, who had lost his restraint, immediately flew outside, and when he passed by Gibbs, he still used his tail. The needle popped Gibbs in the head. K: "Let Moore take us to find E."
J nodded.
The two of them stepped over Gibbs' blown head, J not forgetting to call the worms who had poured the coffee.When their car drove by, Gibbs' head had already grown out, and he said angrily: "How can you take on the important task of protecting the earth like this!"
It's a pity that no one responded to him, only a tail of exhaust gas drifted over.
Gibbs: "..."
·
Let’s talk about Lin Ning who was captured. She was carried by the Zerg named Danen, and she came to the place where Danen hid his aircraft smoothly all the way.Along the way, Lin Ning talked with Dan about the Zerg life, and took the time to send a safe message to the White Queen at the MIB headquarters. According to Dan, he now has a total of 900 million brothers , and these brothers are naturally born to the queen.In addition, this time, Moore and Edwin defeated the other brothers and got the chance to come to Earth to capture Lin Ning alive.Before Iger's death, although the key information was sent back through the spiritual connection, the Queen obviously didn't think that a dog could do anything to their Zerg. What's more, it was Lin Ning's last shot for acting. Shot Iger's head off.
In this way, Iger was indeed killed by Lin Ning, even though it had been tortured by the pitcher plant before that.
"Royal jelly, sweet royal jelly, delicious royal jelly~" Dan hummed an out-of-key tune, and let down his prey, Lin Ning and her dog, and let her walk into the aircraft.
But God is not beautiful.
There was a buzzing sound, and then Moore flew over with fluttering wings, knocked Dan aside at once, and shouted: "Royal jelly is mine, Dan!"
Dan: "Really? That's up to you, Moore."
Moore waved his wings as he was bound to win: "Win with speed."
Then the two of them started fighting.
Speaking of which, the combat value of both of them is not as good as the previous Edwin, and in terms of size, Edwin is also the tallest among them, comparable to the previous Iger.But being small also has its advantages, at least they look a little more nimble, Lin Ning, who was sitting cross-legged on the stairs of the aircraft, judged so.
But in ten rounds, Dan overwhelmed Moore, who was winning by speed, on a pillar not far away, but just as it was about to kill Moore, K and J who followed Moore rushed over. J was finally able to use the ice gun this time, and he raised the gun towards Dan: "Don't move!"
K: "The sixth department of the insect repellent department."
J also glanced at Lin Ning from the corner of his eye, and seeing her hugging her dog like a melon-eating crowd, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, but he didn't expose the incident in front of the enemy.Dan and Moore, who were fighting to the death before, seemed to have their IQs on the line this time, "Mole, that's [-] pounds of royal jelly!"
Moore: "We score fifty-five."
Dan: "Deal." Dan let go of Moore, and Moore immediately waved his wings and flew towards K and J. Dan seemed to have forgotten Lin Ning, and followed him, ready to join hands with Moore. .Lin Ning's ears moved at this moment, and when he heard the extra movement, he stopped being a melon eater, but put the pitcher plant on his shoulder, blocking Dan's way: "Although we have a good chat Come, but I can't watch you hurt my mate, Dan."
Dan thought for a moment and said, "I can understand."
J couldn't help muttering, "Is it serious?"
Dan came up and snapped, "What did you say?"
J: "..."
Seeing this, Lin Ning raised his leg and kicked Dan En's abdomen. Dan En said, "...it hurts!" It seemed to really hurt, and the two eyes were not the same size because of the pain. Crooked and fell to the ground.And K also asked J to shoot, and the ice gun hit the wing of Moore who was waving his wings. Moore lost his balance and fell to the ground. The wings shattered to pieces.
The worms hiding in the car cheered immediately: "They won!"
"It's so majestic."
"The Three Musketeers."
"The insect repellent department is full of talents."
As soon as the words fell, a roar came from the side.The four worms turned their heads and saw Edwin, who was tall and big. They were shocked immediately, and their teeth began to chatter.Edwin didn't even look at the four of them, and looked down at the three of them with a contemptuous smile (it didn't see the pitcher plant either): "I thought she was the only one who killed Iger, so you guys All three."
J: "...You're right." He meant Nepenthes, Lin Ning and K.
K and Lin Ning looked at each other, and K said to J: "There is a lava launcher in the car, we will cover you."
J immediately turned to their car.
K and Lin Ning each used their guns to shoot Edwin together, but the guns in their hands were not enough to cause much damage to Edwin.Nepenthes couldn't stand it any longer, and was about to go into battle with a "woof", but Lin Ning turned around and fell to the side. At the same time, K also fell over, looking as if he had been knocked unconscious.
Nepenthes: "...??"
Edwin smiled contemptuously, and turned to deal with J who was holding the lava launcher, but he didn't see Lin Ning approaching the ear of K who seemed to have fainted, and whispered something to him, and then the two of them both Standing up neatly, it seemed that nothing happened.At the same time, Lin Ning threw a cube the size of a Rubik's Cube towards J who was being smashed by Edwin holding the car, "J, go on."
Nepenthes: "???"
And look at the small cube once it was caught in J's hand, it turned into a protective shield with two meters in length, width and height, wrapping J in it.Although the car raised by Edwin hit J, but because of the protective cover, although his and K's cars were deformed, J was safe.Edwin didn't believe this evil, and continued to stab the protective shield with his claws. J was worried at first, but found that Edwin couldn't pierce the protective shield, so he immediately felt relieved, and he even provoked Edwin in turn. Lai: "You can't hit me, you can't hit me."
Edwin: "..."
Only very quickly, Edwin raised the shield and shook it.
J was bumped into all kinds of meat and eight vegetables.
J: "………Oops!"
K rescued J: "Edwin, look this way."
Edwin dropped the protective cover and looked towards K.I saw that K threw the electromagnetic shock ball over, and it stuck directly on Edwin's head, crackling with lightning, but Edwin's skin was unexpectedly thick, and after a while, he threw away the electromagnetic shock ball, and then evil With a charming smile: "I'm not afraid."
With another claw, K and Lin Ning were caught in his hands and raised to his mouth.
Edwin drooled, he was hungry after being on earth for so long, his fishy yellow eyes greedily looked at Lin Ning: "Sweetie, I told you that you are a little cookie." Then he opened his mouth wide, and put Lin Ning stuffed it into its bloody mouth.
"Do not!!!"
J in the protective shield screamed, and the unacceptable things continued. After Edwin swallowed Lin Ning, he swallowed K too: "Delicious."
"No—" J leaned on the protective shield and knelt down, tears streaming down his face.
Edwin also regretted it at this time, because he remembered that the queen was going to live, but it had already swallowed people, but when Edwin saw J who was about to cry, he became happy: " There is still one alive, and the royal jelly is still mine."
Four Worms trembled, "What to do? What to do? K and E are dead! J is going to die too!"
"and many more."
They saw the lava launcher that was thrown out of the trunk. It could eject lava up to [-] degrees, and it would definitely kill Edwin with one shot.It's just that the four of them couldn't lift the gun. Fortunately, Dan and Moore didn't die. They woke up moaning at this moment, "I want candy."
"I want candy."
The worms looked at each other: "Candy? Candy!"
"I poured all the candy into the coffee—" Four worms pounced on the coffee pot, "Special occasions." So they poured coffee with sugar cubes for Dan and Moore, "Must not Let Edwin go."
"You can't let Edwin get royal jelly."
Fang Tangjia encouraged Dan and Moore with these two words, but Edwin, who turned his back to them, didn't notice this situation. He was still thinking about how to get the Queen to reward it, and by the way, there was a reminder of brotherly love Dan and Moore: "You two losers, it's time to wake up."
As a result, as soon as he turned around, Dan and Moore fired 'cold' shots at him in a daze.The [-]-degree lava sprayed out, roasting Edwin until it was fully cooked, and roasting his last words by the way.
But J couldn't be happy at all, he beat the protective cover: "K! E!" He thought that Lin Ning had thrown the protective cover to him earlier, and he felt even more uncomfortable. He knelt down and covered his face.
"Wang."
"...The ice gun equipped with MIB is not here to make mandarin ducks for you, Nepenthes."
"Hum."
"I know we can't waste it, but you've eaten too much recently, how about we ship this roasted whole worm back?"
"Wang Wang."
"I'll take it as your consent."
K's voice also sounded: "Okay, rookie, now is not the time to be sad, we have to go back and report to Z."
J: "!!!"
Four Worms: "!!!"
J suddenly raised his head, looked at the intact K and Lin Ning, and immediately stuttered: "You, you?"
K: "Just a quick clone."
Lin Ning explained: "The killing of the three Zerg brothers will prevent us from being the object of the Queen's bounty for arrest. I think she will be busy with civil war for a long time. This requires you and the worm We cooperated with each other wholeheartedly, but judging from the results, we really have a good understanding and cooperated quite tacitly." Otherwise, why would she pretend to be a "cookie" and kill Edwin directly, and K would have already I found the clue of this, and cooperated with her quite seamlessly.
K echoed: "That's not bad."
J: "...Give me back my touch!!"
K shook his head slightly: "Rookie, don't be fooled by false appearances. Didn't I tell you that when E was not a police detective in black, he killed the Christian alone? With a dagger."
J was taken aback: "What? I thought she was just a nerd with high IQ and low EQ, K, you know."
K: "I don't know."
Lin Ning: "Thank you for your evaluation of my high IQ part, J. By the way, when you get back to MIB headquarters, don't forget to remind me to write a report on 'Whether detective J in black is qualified to be equipped with an ice gun for a long time'" Evaluation Report."
J: "..."
Ignoring J who didn't seize the opportunity to ask for emotional waste, Lin Ning turned to the worms who didn't lose the chain at the critical moment: "You guys did a good job this time, let me impress you, next time if you want to enlarge the coffee Dou, I can zoom in for you for free."
The worms stopped worrying about how Lin Ning and K were brought back to life after hearing the words, and immediately jumped up for joy, but they didn't notice that the pitcher plant was lying on Lin Ning's shoulder, looking at them with deep eyes.
Lin Ning: "... Put away your bold ideas, Nepenthes."
Nepenthes: "Hmph."
Lin Ning: "It's not enough to just look at it." I have to say that it is precisely because the worms used to have brainless coffee first, so this time they performed well once, making them even more cute, and the pitcher plant put them back on the list again. In the food table, it's a bit not so good.So instead of a warning, I still need to give a little warning. Fortunately, the pitcher plant is very understanding, so it no longer secretly observes the worms.
Soon the special service team was sent over, and Lin Ning did not forget to remind them: "Please send this ice fire worm to my laboratory." It happened to be the reserve food for pitcher plants.
Z also breathed a sigh of relief: "Good job."
Soon the group of them returned to the MIB headquarters, and the four worms rushed to the coffee room without saying a word, drinking coffee happily, but when they turned their heads, they saw their majesty the king staying in the coffee room.
trembling trembling.
Lin Ning and his party standing outside the door heard the screams of the worms, and then they rushed out from the coffee room: "Help!" They hid behind the three of them one by one, the fat king His Majesty chased after him: "Unforgivable!"
Nepenthes: "Wow!"
Lin Ning started silently: "Nepenthes said it can help you, but I don't know if you would like it?"
"...No!" x4
The worms continued to flee, and His Majesty the King, who knew nothing, continued to chase after him. Who made only the royal family on their planet eligible to drink coffee.
Lin Ning spread his hands and said, "That's a pity."
J: "...It's easy to cause interstellar disputes, E."
Lin Ning: "Thank you for reminding me to write the assessment report titled 'Is Detective J in Black Qualified to Be Equipped with Ice Guns for a Long Time', J."
J: "..." Why is he talking too much!
·
After solving the Zerg, the earth ushered in a brief peace.
What this means is that they have returned to the previous pace, fighting mobs and so on, while Lin Ning has almost "developed" a new field - Z sent her to the little foreigner on a whim. Star people take classes and teach them how to learn to be earthlings on earth.
Lin Ning: "...Sir, have you been dropped?"
Z: "...Unfortunately not, E, on the contrary, I think my decision is very appropriate. Didn't you discover the mistakes of the aliens' disguise before you joined the MIB? So let you teach the children how to do it A perfect earthling is actually a perfect fit, isn't it?"
Lin Ning still thinks this is not a good idea: "If you need it, I can write a manual instead of teaching the children face to face. Of course, if you really want to be complained by their parents that the teacher is too bad If you love me, I'm fine."
Z: "Did you say something incredible?"
Lin Ning asked knowingly, "You mean to write a manual?"
Z: "...No. Forget it, I'll let U and J go, they will please the kids."
Lin Ning immediately smiled: "Remember to remind them to make a sign of 'Welcome to Earth'."
Z: "...you don't need to remind me of this."
As for this task, U is very happy, he likes to get along with children very much.But J complained, "Why me? I'd rather go out to the field, and then listen to this class, 'teach aliens how to be a good earthling'? The answer is that they need a pair of glasses."
Z raised an eyebrow.
J suddenly felt unbelievable: "You don't know? I'm talking about Superman's stalk—oh, I understand."
Z: "...Didn't you hear that, J? I was ordering you just now."
J: "...Yes, sir." J turned around and found the youngest black-clothed detective E to complain: "Z doesn't even know Superman, I thought he should know, he's not that conservative."
Lin Ning said without raising his head: "It's not that Z doesn't know, he just remembered that Superman came to Earth without permission, which cast a shadow on MIB."
J: "Wait, wait, you mean that Superman really exists? Isn't that a fictional character in comics?"
Lin Ning: "I know that there are comics about Superman, but if you think about it, if MIB exists, what would happen to an alien like Superman, even if he has so many extraordinary superpowers?"
"Like other aliens, they will pretend to be ordinary earthlings," J seemed to have come to his senses again, "What about the comics?"
Lin Ning asked back: "Then how do you watch movies with aliens?"
"I think I understand," J said in a blink of an eye, "Is the cartoon of "Superman" drawn by Superman himself? Is it an unspoken rule of MIB?"
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