Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

In disaster movies, the White House, where the president of the United States lives, is always full of disasters, and I don’t know how many times it has been destroyed. However, in the similarity, the White House is really not so many disasters, like being targeted by aliens today , It was the first time for a big girl to get on a sedan chair. After all, on the earth, MIB is the number one target of aliens.

MIB still has permanent agents at the White House, though.

In addition, in addition to saying that the White House resident agents will do their best to cooperate, Z also said that Dr. Zelt is stepping up the production of another material amplifier to eliminate its influence on the invaders, but it will take some time.

J: "That's good, I don't think K will want to attract another group of pigeons."

K: "..."

Facing K's frozen gaze, J smiled sarcastically, and looked at Lin Ning who was sitting in the back seat: "What are you thinking, E? You have been staring at the air with your death gaze since just now, don't you Are you trying to kill hydrogen and oxygen?"

Lin Ning: "I'm doing an experiment, J, and if you can't sit still, you can eat a banana."

J: "...I'm not a monkey."

Even though he said that, J still became quiet, even though the atmosphere of silence made him feel uncomfortable.Fortunately, they arrived in Washington soon, and the timing of their arrival can be said to be very coincidental. The three invaders had just arrived and destroyed a stone sculpture outside the White House, and they saw the rushing The MIB team immediately turned their attention away from the White House.The leader among them, that is, the one with the special effects of lightning and sparks all the way, he sneered: "It seems that they still haven't suffered enough, so we have to work again."

"Hahahaha!" His two friends laughed arrogantly.

When the MIB three-member team got out of the car, the winged flying aliens dragged their little partner who could use neutral bullets, and fell from the sky towards them. Without even thinking about it, K stood in front of Lin Ning and J, and had a head-to-head confrontation with that big guy.

K's jaw cracked a crack.

K said indifferently: "A broken jaw, treat it as a shaving wound."

Lin Ning's face turned ugly at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Dr. Zelt once said that people who have been irradiated by a material amplifier will return to the state they were first exposed to when they are irradiated again by a reversed material amplifier. The state before radiation."

J turned around on the spot to avoid the flying girl's attack: "You mean K won't turn into granite?"

"No, I mean that even if I stare them into disappearance now, they will still be intact after being irradiated again." Lin Ning took the initiative to meet the one who can divide the body into five parts, and at the same time The attacker who caused the explosion effect, when he separated his body again, his eyes emitted black beams (compared to the previous ray shape), and his head disappeared in an instant.

Invader: "!!"

J: "!" Should he thank her for not killing her earlier?

And Lin Ning's doing this has greatly increased the hatred value. The Flying Girl who was still dealing with J and K one-on-one before, and the sparks and lightning along the way gathered together, wanting to concentrate on dealing with Lin Ning.Among them, the spark with lightning is no longer a spark with lightning, but has become a fireman, or he is covered with lightning all over his body, and his hand has also transformed into a hammer made of lightning, and the three invaders Among them, he contains the highest energy, and he is also the leader of the three of them.

Lin Ning stared at him.

The black light waves and the crimson lightning lines have intersection points, and then the black light waves converge together, distorting out of thin air a similarly dark dimensional space, that space is like a small black hole, which makes the sparks and lightning all the way One-third of the body fell into it, and even the lines of the whole body could not be combined together.

Invader: "!!"

The Flying Girl yelled with grief, "Theron!"

It turns out that the name of this spark and lightning is Theron, but the current Theron is no longer the former Theron, he has become two-thirds Theron.

And the stunned flying girl was shot in the next moment, which was shot by the nimble J climbing to the roof with his little cricket.After shooting down the flying girl, J looked at the small black hole below with lingering fear, reminding himself not to fall into it, and when he jumped from the roof, the White House guards all raised their guns at him.

J said without changing his face: "My own."

Then he took out the amnestic, and before pressing the button, he paid special attention to it, only to find that none of the guards were wearing sunglasses at the same time.But after thinking about it, Lin Ning said earlier that their resident agents in the White House are extraordinary, so it is unlikely that they will be ordinary. After flashing the guards, J diverged his thinking, from the cleaners in the White House to the secretary assistants in the White House, etc. It seems that he will have to ask K later.

When J came to the lawn, he didn't ask K immediately, but asked Lin Ning whose face had calmed down: "Where did his head and a third of his body go, E?"

"In hell."

J: "...Are you a metaphor, or are you seriously answering my question?"

Lin Ning: "A metaphor."

J: "..."

Lin Ning: "Perhaps the previous lab coats and material amplifiers did not die, but also went to a different dimension, but I still have to explore for a while." Lin Ning was conscious when he brought K up from the sea. I got to this point, but thinking about it, even though she once laughed at herself that she had a halo of death, but her inner characteristics have never brought death, so why would the material amplifier amplify her halo of death?Now that it is confirmed, Lin Ning's heart is not so mixed.

At this time, K received a communication from Z, and said after the end: "The new material amplifier will be delivered in 10 minutes."

J: "But can the two of them last until 10 minutes later?"

K: "The matter amplifier will restore them."

J: "That's right."

In fact, there is no need to wait another 10 minutes. After 10 minutes, Lin Ning will have a clue, and will have the lab coat that was judged to be "dead", the material amplifier, and the seawater needed to separate a channel, etc. I found them all.At that moment, it was as if a huge wave hit from an unknown place, giving the lawn a sea desire.

J: "I want to know where all the sea water went—wait!" Only then did J realize that he had run a long way. He obviously just wanted to avoid the rushing sea water, but he didn't expect the speed to be unnoticed Faster in the middle. J ran back quickly, at this time Lin Ning had fished the material amplifier out of the sea, raised his eyebrows and said, "I hope the material amplifier is waterproof."

J: "Hey, did you guys notice just now? I turned into The Flash."

Lin Ning: "This is normal, my ability is gradually increasing."

J: "If you say that, what about K? Could it be that it has become harder?" He poked it with his hand, but the next moment he covered his fingers and cried out in pain, "It hurts!"

K: "I just think you're very skinny today, J."

Lin Ning: "I agree, his feet never stayed on the ground for more than three seconds."

J: "..." He really didn't become Monkey King Jack, okay?

Ignoring the resentful light waves emitted by J, Lin Ning checked the material amplifier and found that it was intact, so he aimed it at the three intruders who lacked arms and legs.They quickly returned to normal, and the missing head and one-third of the body also returned, but the superpowers brought to them by the material amplifier also disappeared.In this way, the three attackers had to be handcuffed honestly, and the material amplifier would not erase their memories of this time together, so after returning to normal, the one who had been to the different dimension space The two of them especially felt lingering fears. After glancing at Lin Ning, they trembled and were no longer as arrogant as before.

The special service team rushed over and took them into custody.

Z also got a reply, and he contacted MIB's resident agent in the White House instead.The resident agent sent a video message to K as soon as he turned around: "K, you won't use amnestics to flash here again, will you? Z asked me to mow the lawn here."

As soon as J heard it, he immediately moved over, but when he saw it, his eyes widened.

K: "My mission is complete."

The video was still going on, and at this time another voice came from the other side of the video: "Mr. President, the cat is talking!"

That's right, MIB's resident agent in the White House is a cat, and it's a chubby orange cat.Now being discovered by the earthlings in the White House, the orange cat flexibly put on sunglasses for himself, and found out the amnestic device from nowhere: "Meow~"

K ends the video.

J looked incredible: "Our resident agent in the White House is a cat?"

Lin Ning came over with a material amplifier: "There are many alien employees in the MIB headquarters, why are you so surprised, J?"

K glanced at J and said, "MIB has always treated everyone equally."

J: "...I always feel that you two have something to say, forget it, let me give it to me with a material amplifier, or I think I will have another nickname of 'Monkey King Jack' in the future."

Lin Ning smiled slightly: "Come on, Jack."

J: "..."

K's communicator rang again.

Z's expressionless face appeared on the screen again: "I hope you haven't used material amplifiers on yourselves, because in addition to those three invaders, we now have one more 'Superman' in New York."

Lin Ning's eyebrows moved slightly, and the next moment J said with a clear face: "I know, Clark Kent is no longer willing to be an ordinary earthling, he wants to be like he drew in the comics, become a' In the endless battle for truth, justice and the American way' superheroes!"

Z's eyes widened immediately.

So does K.

J: "...??"

J could only weakly look at Lin Ning, the only one who didn't have dead fish eyes, Lin Ning thought for a while and said: "J, if we allow an alien to show his abilities on the earth, then it is conceivable to wait for this to spread. , but all active aliens will swarm towards the earth, this is absolutely not allowed by the MIB."

After hearing this, J became embarrassed: "But even if the three of us add up, we won't be a match for Superman."

Z spoke from the video end: "Who told you that was Superman?"

J: "Didn't you say so?"

Z: "I was just a metaphor."

J finally reacted, he shouted at the culprit: "E!!"

Lin Ning still has something to say: "I thought you read the MIB agent manual carefully, and it is written in Article 7234 of the Additional Regulations of Section 7 B, 'Krypton exists, but Clark Kent does not exist, that is, Superman'. "It's really not that Lin Ning made it up casually, but it's really listed in the MIB manual. At the same time, the aliens in the comics that have been published on the earth are all listed in the article, and none of them are missing.

J: "..." Shouldn't this one be bolded?Don't you feel wronged by that kind of corner?

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When we returned to the MIB headquarters, the video recorded by MIB was playing on the big screen in the hall, which was about that 'Superman'.In fact, it was not recorded by MIB himself, but it was broadcast by Earth TV.I saw that 'Superman' was wearing a purple tights, and his underwear was also worn outside, but it was more purple-purple.When being interviewed by a reporter about "Who are you", 'Superman' said in a slightly artificial tone: "I am the messenger of the universe, the protector of all living beings, and I always serve mankind."

Lin Ning said "Oh": "Sir, if you want to lure this new-generation superman out by luring a snake out of its hole, I strongly recommend you the new-generation Flash. Maybe the two of them can compare their speed." Faster, or maybe the duel between the two of them can attract the other five of the new generation of Justice League's seven giants."

J: "...Obviously you lied to me first, E."

Lin Ning: "As an apology, I can provide you with tights."

J: "...Z didn't tell me to go either."

Before finishing speaking, Z said: "In the past, we never advocated ostentatious ways to complete tasks, but now is a special situation. I can approve J to pretend to be a superhero and lure out that so-called cosmic messenger."

J: "..."

What else can J do?All he had to do was put on tights and act as a villain on the street to lure the so-called cosmic messenger to appear. K was back-radiated once by the material amplifier and returned to normal, and went on a mission together.

Lin Ning did not immediately eliminate the influence of the material amplifier on her, but went to the laboratory to conduct a detailed inspection of her current body, and by the way, detected the different-dimensional space generated when the material was transferred. What kind of existence is it.

After checking the important places, the White Queen projected over and reminded: "Emilia, I think you'd better take a look at the door."

Lin Ning: "?"

Lin Ning's laboratory is very spacious, accounting for almost half of the entire floor, and because of the accident that J accidentally swallowed the Bobo bird's egg, the part of the laboratory related to medical treatment was transferred to the medical team. It seemed that her laboratory was more spacious, so Lin Ning also worked out a laboratory within a laboratory.But that's not the point, the point is that from where she is staying, she can't directly see the door of the laboratory, so she was reminded by the White Queen, and she walked out, only to see someone sneaking in Worms.

"Are you looking for a material amplifier?"

The worms trembled.

So Lin Ning changed his words: "You have already used it?" It is true that she has a material amplifier here, but Z thought that she had lost the material amplifier, so she asked Dr. Zelt to recreate one.And she wasn't surprised that the worms would be interested in it, after all matter amplifiers can amplify everything, including coffee beans.

The worms nodded and shook their heads again: "Where is the boss? We are here to play with him."

Before Lin Ning could say anything, Z's exasperated voice came from the corridor outside: "Worm!"

The worms trembled and hid behind the sofa without saying a word.

Lin Ning shook his head slightly, then turned to the White Queen and asked, "Where's the pitcher plant?"

"In the medical team, they are studying Malphite's worm." It is a parasite from Malphite's star. Once directly contacted, it will parasitize on the brainstem of the creature, relying on a certain chemical produced by the parasite when it dreams. Living on matter, and in order to obtain more nutrition, Malphite will secrete another chemical substance, so that the parasitized will have sweet dreams, so that the parasitized will not be willing to wake up, and then become someone A vegetative person in this sense, unless the parasite wakes up spontaneously.The subtle thing is that Malphites don't have a brainstem, so they don't know how to deal with this parasite, and MIB accidentally caught a few Malphites. The medical team is currently studying them, and the pitcher plant He must have passed by as soon as he heard what kind of bug it was.

Lin Ning: "..."

Lin Ning covered his forehead, and was about to go to the medical team to catch the pitcher plant. Just after taking two steps from the sofa, a worm's voice came: "What is this?"

Lin Ning raised his eyebrows, then walked towards the sofa, and saw that there were only three of the original four worms, but there was a puddle of brown liquid on the originally clean floor.One of the surviving worms reached out and tapped it, put it in its mouth, licked it and said, "Coffee~"

Then he also transformed from a worm into a brown liquid.

The other two worms were no exception.

Lin Ning: "It seems that they themselves were also radiated by the material amplifier."

When Z came over a minute later, he saw Lin Ning sitting on the sofa, looking at the four coffee cups in front of her leisurely. Jumping from one coffee cup to another one after another, the shape is the most familiar.

The corner of Z's mouth twitched: "Don't tell me these are worms."

Lin Ning held his chin and said, "I think they are chasing each other like crazy, they want to drink each other up."

Z: "...Why are you still watching? Use the adjusted matter amplifier on them."

Lin Ning: "Yes, sir."

Lin Ning brought the material amplifier over and asked casually, "How are K and J going?"

Z: "Everything is going well."

The 'Superman' who claimed to be the "Messenger of the Universe" was finally confirmed to be an alien who had smuggled over from Ninosk.He originally came to the earth to visit his girlfriend, because he was reluctant to let her girlfriend live on the earth for a while, and even found a part-time job as a courier. Earlier, he rescued a few children on the earth who were almost hit by a bus. The children called him a superhero, which made him want to be a superhero.But today's massive destruction by the three invaders made him make up his mind, so there was a scene of him appearing on the street wearing a purple tights, and in the end he naturally realized his mistake.

It’s just that he came here by smuggling, and now he violated the regulations, but considering that he was only out of good intentions and did not cause any casualties on Earth, MIB will only expel him back to his home planet, and if from today to January next year, He won't make any mistakes in principle, then he can apply for the Earth Residence Permit, and Z will stamp his approval.

In this way, the curtain on the new generation of superman came to an end. J quickly eliminated his superpowers, but he was still very lively and active.

In the end, the pitcher plant failed to eat the Malphite worm, so Lin Ning issued repeated orders to it, and finally crossed his arms and said: "As a punishment for you, your snacks for the next week will be cancelled." .”

Nepenthes: "Wow!"

Lin Ning: "Ten days."

Nepenthes: "..."

Lin Ning: "Yes, human beings are so cunning."

White Queen: "Need I remind you of anything, Emilia?"

In essence, Lin Ning, who is no longer a pure earthling, said: "My current planetary origin is the earth, and I am a real earthling to the outside world, and the context I just said was specifically aimed at pitcher plants."

Nepenthes: "Hmph."

Lin Ning: "Although I'm telling the truth, since you protested, how about changing it back to one week?"

After thinking about it, Nepenthes happily accepted the proposal.

Lin Ning said again at this time: "I forgot to tell you, the medical team will prohibit you from entering and leaving at will without my permission."

Nepenthes: "..."

After teaching Nepenthes, Lin Ning started brainstorming, that is, studying with Dr. Zelt. Unfortunately, Dr. Zelt only stayed on the earth for three days. After three days, Dr. Zelt left the earth in a spaceship. The material amplifier he invented left one on the earth, and the other was brought back by him.Only after experiencing a series of accidents caused by material amplifiers and conducting detailed evaluations, Z finally sealed it, and within 100 years it was not allowed to circulate on the market, and was only allowed to be used inside MIB.This is still good. You must know that the mind infiltrators and brain accelerators mentioned earlier are not only not allowed to be circulated on the market, but even MIB personnel are not allowed to use them.

Therefore, Lin Ning is curious, and can only hold back his words at the right time, and ask Z to turn a blind eye and take them out, so that they can see them.

"I think I will go to Z later and ask him to take out the consciousness infiltrator. There is a [-]% chance that he will agree."

White Queen: "I thought you would agree to Dr. Zelt's invitation, Emilia." Dr. Zelt invited Lin Ning to his planet. There are the most knowledgeable professors in each galaxy, like the Bout people who provide scientific and technological assistance to Earth, several of them teach in that school.It can be said that in that university, people can see what the stars and the sea are.

Lin Ning thought for a while and said, "I just don't think it's the right time yet. Besides, there will definitely be opportunities in the future." She has only been in this world for more than a year, and there are still many things waiting for her to explore in MIB. She was very moved by Dr. Zelt's invitation.

The White Queen glanced at the MIB group photo placed not far away: "I don't think what you said is the most fundamental reason, Emilia."

Lin Ning: "Exactly."

White Queen: "If you insist on saying that, then I can only choose to respect your statement, Emilia."

Lin Ning: "...Thank you."

The White Queen changed the subject in a considerate manner: "I think the consciousness infiltrator can be related to the Malphite bug, what do you think?"

Lin Ning supported his forehead and thought for a while: "Let me think about it, maybe this is a good entry point." Regardless of whether the consciousness infiltrator can be matched with the Malphite bug, Lin Ning's purpose is just to get Z to agree to take it. It's just a consciousness infiltrator, but Lin Ning thought about it for a while, but felt that this was a feasible solution.Through the consciousness infiltrator, infiltrate into the dreams of the parasites, and help them wake up from the dream made by the Malphite bug.

Thinking of this, Lin Ning walked towards Z's office excitedly.

When Z saw Lin Ning coming over, Z showed a self-confident smile, "Let's take a look at the fish that has just been delivered." Lin Ning followed Z's line of sight and saw a small golden-red fish in the fish tank. Z seemed to like it too, explaining with a smile: "They have a long lifespan."

As soon as the words fell, the lantern fish that was originally raised in the fish tank swam over and swallowed the tiss fish with one mouth.

Z:"…………"

Lin Ning comforted: "This is probably fate, sir."

Z cleared his throat: "What can you do?" He said and sat back in the office chair, and asked Lin Ning to follow suit.Lin Ning then sat on the reception chair in front of the desk, took out her tablet computer, and was going to pass the application report on the consciousness infiltrator she just wrote to Z, but the tablet computer, which had always been working normally, failed this time. The splash screen flashed, and then it started to work normally. After more than ten seconds, the White Queen projected over: "Emilia, just now my logic was contradictory. I think something must have happened. I have to talk to you Talk about it in detail."

Lin Ning's expression became serious long before the White Queen appeared: "I seem to know what happened."

Z:"??"

Lin Ning raised his head and looked at him: "Sir, do you still remember Detective B in black?"

Z said: "MIB has never had a black-clothed detective named B."

Lin Ning frowned: "Then can you tell me how many people there were in total when you first came into contact with the Bout people?"

Z: "Eight. Why do you ask this kind of thing that everyone in the MIB knows, E? Could it be that you are doing some experiments again?"

Lin Ning said with a serious face, "The problem is much more serious than the experiments I do, sir." When Lin Ning first came to MIB, K first mentioned the foreign countries they first came into contact with for him to popularize the history of MIB. The aliens are Bout people who came to the earth to take refuge, and the meeting with great historical significance at that time was filmed. There were a total of nine earthlings, seven agents, an astronomer, and K who happened to pass by at that time. , and Black Detective B is one of them.Now in Z's memory, there is no black-clothed detective B, and he only remembers that there were eight people from Earth at that time, and even the photo of the first meeting hung on the wall of Z's office just before the White Queen appeared In the picture, B, who was standing next to detective D in black, flickered extremely quickly, and then disappeared from the photo.

Is it not a big problem?

Z:"???"

Lin Ning stood up immediately: "Sir, lend me this photo, I'll be back soon."

Z: "Wait!"

But Lin Ning had already left his office in a hurry with the photo, Z touched his chin: "Did my dignity drop again?"

Lin Ning first came to the observation center where the twins were, and asked Bo, one of the twins, to give her a place, and then entered the MIB database.With her current privileges, she can inquire about the relevant information of the black-clothed detective B, but in the current MIB database, all the relevant information about the black-clothed detective B has disappeared. According to B's previous relevant information, Lin Ning found out that one year before the Bouters first landed on the earth, B, who was just an FBI agent, had an accident during a mission and was officially declared dead.That being the case, there will be no such thing as him joining the MIB later, and he will not appear at the scene where the Bouts descended on Earth.

The twins said beside him: "E, what are you looking for? Can we help?"

"Perform a spectral analysis on this photo," Lin Ning stopped in the middle of speaking, "Wait, I'll come back to you later, but you can call K and J over for me."

After Lin Ning finished speaking, she hurried back to her laboratory. The White Queen was already waiting for her.

Lin Ning took out the photo, pointed to the place where Detective B in black disappeared, and said, "In the movie we watched earlier, he existed, right? But now he disappeared before joining MIB." .”

"I don't have any details about him in my database, Emilia."

"You're terrible? But I still remember it. Let's not say whether it's a kind of protection from the system or my current physique. What we can be sure of now is that time and space have been changed in the past, but right now I can't I'm absolutely sure it has something to do with MIB." Before he finished speaking, the photo in Lin Ning's hand changed again, this time it was detective T in black who disappeared, and Lin Ning, who was slapped in the face by the speed of light like Z before, said weakly: "Now I think I can be sure."

As she spoke, she showed the photo to the White Queen, and the White Queen reported a logically contradictory error again.

Lin Ning thought of something, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "I must blow Gibbs' head off this time! My dear, store all your data in the CPU we used before, and don't mess with the MIB server What about the pitcher plant? But think about it, it will not be affected much, no, there is H from the medical team in this photo—hope we can resolve this matter before the situation expands." Lin Ning Without further delay, he came to the lobby after leaving the laboratory, called K and J who had already come, and they went to Z's office together.

Lin Ning asked again: "Sir, how many people were in your guard of honor when the Bots came to Earth for the first time?"

Z: "Seven. Didn't you ask it before? I answered you too."

K asked: "E, what's the matter?"

Lin Ning didn't move his eyebrows: "So you also think there are seven people, K?"

K: "D, T, H, Q and Z, astronomer Alix Follett, plus me. Now that Dr. Alex Follett passed away three years ago, D of the remaining black detectives has retired , everything else is at HQ, and he should be having a good time with his wife in Miami Beach right now."

After D retired, he reconnected with his wife. Now he is just an ordinary old man, and K is obviously paying attention to him, otherwise he would not know that he is on vacation in Miami Beach.This is indeed, D is walking arm in arm with his wife on Miami Beach, at this time the sun is setting, D and his wife walked on the beach, and left two sets of footprints on the sand.Just walking, Mrs. D's gesture changed from holding someone's arm to clasping hands, and there was only one line of footprints left on the beach.

Lin Ning, who was at the MIB headquarters, witnessed D disappearing from the photo, she raised her head and asked K: "K, who was your former partner?"

K said: "Isn't it you? Although it's only temporary."

J was surprised: "You guys have been partners before? I thought I was K's first partner."

Lin Ning: "...No, in my memory, K's first partner was D, and D was in this photo before, and not only D, but also B and F, that is to say, there were a total of Nine people."

"It seems that in this time and space we follow the Kosnet time theory proposed by the Kosnet people. The Kosnet time theory believes that once an event occurs, its influence will change other existing things. That is to say, if you want to completely erase a person now, you have to erase him from the past, and then all traces of his original existence, including your memory of him, will also disappear."

J: "Oh, what are you talking about?"

K was not so surprised: "The Cosnets? I remember the Cosnets invented the time jumping machine."

Z said: "Yes, and E, you mean that someone used the time travel device to go back to the past and wanted to get rid of the black-clothed detective completely, right?"

Lin Ning nodded, "That's right."

J still finds it unbelievable: "Wait, do you believe her speculation?"

Z pondered: "After she was flashed by the amnestic device, she not only speculated that she was flashed, but also guessed the existence of MIB and invaded the MIB's defense system, but her current speculation is really unbelievable. And E, you said 'in my memory', do you still remember D them? Why wasn't your memory erased along with it?"