Cannon Fodder Collection [Comprehensive]

After seeing off J who was going to teach the little aliens how to be a human on Earth, Lin Ning said "uh" and said, "When do you think he will react?"

The White Queen: "I don't think you're asking me for an answer by saying that, Emilia."

Lin Ning nodded: "I just thought that if he doesn't respond within three days, I'll tell him the truth. Now let's write a manual for aliens."

The White Queen thought for a while and said, "This is not an easy job."

Lin Ning agreed deeply: "You think so too, but I would rather choose this job than teaching children."

White Queen: "But I think you'll be very popular with children, Emilia."

Lin Ning: "Huh?"

White Queen: "You're patient, knowledgeable, and warm. I can't see why anyone wouldn't like you."

Lin Ning: "...I feel a little hot, did you turn up the thermostat?"

The White Queen: "Should I say 'seems to be'?"

Lin Ning: "...let's collect some information, dear."

White Queen: "Okay."

And when Lin Ning and the White Queen devoted themselves to writing the book "How to Be an Authentic Earthman" for aliens, U and J went to teach alien children, Z and K went to meet Zell who came from afar dr.Dr. Zelt is a rare genius in the universe. He came to the earth this time to communicate, and he also brought one of his inventions:

Matter amplifier.

It's just that this invention is very popular in the universe, so it didn't come with Dr. Zelt, but was placed in a titanium container and sent to the earth by a special transport ship.Regardless of the function of this material amplifier, Z and K respect Dr. Zelt very much, and they sincerely welcome him to Earth as a guest.

Z whispered to K: "I think E will be very happy."

K nodded.

At the same time, in front of Frank's newsstand.

One of the rare times when Gibbs wasn't doing his sometimes shady business at his pawn shop, he came over to talk to Frank.This may also be related to MIB confiscating a batch of illegally obtained things from him, or it may be related to his head being blown open almost every day recently. Anyway, Gibbs is full of complaints.Gibbs also seemed to be stimulated by the fact that Frank's newsstand was selling a comic book called The Atom.

"Is there really a human who likes this kind of junk magazine?"

Frank: "This is the happy life of aliens on Earth."

Gibbs dismissed it: "Ridiculous!"

Although Frank agrees with this point of view, he still thinks of someone: "But I don't remember that there is such an alien. He wears a cloak like that. Where did he come from?"

Gibbs: "You mean the one that flies fast and has clairvoyance?"

Frank: "That's right, look what he got when he came to Earth? Loving parents, a beautiful girlfriend, a job as a reporter."

Gibbs: "And he's wearing a tights."

Frank was extremely envious: "That's so handsome."

Gibbs shook his head: "Do you really think there is such an alien?"

Frank: "No?"

Gibbs sneered, apparently thinking the answer was no.

As for which aliens are they talking about?The answer should be obvious, right? J now thinks that the Kryptonian who wears underwear on the outside really exists on the earth, and he is still very eager to tell other people about it, but J thinks about whether Santa Claus really exists last time, let him He has tasted the feeling of Rumang's back, and now this time, the other police detectives in black probably already know about it, so he won't make trouble anymore, and just be his preschool teacher obediently for now.

Just facing a roomful of alien children, J felt a headache, he would rather go out to fight against the strange alien villains, and God probably heard J's heartfelt, just in Z and K, and came from afar Not long after Dr. Zelt arrived at the MIB headquarters, something happened to the transport ship carrying the material amplifier. They urgently contacted the Earth Control Station: "Earth Control Station, we are No. [-], we are under attack, please answer."

Z: "This is the Earth console, do you still have the ability to land?"

The attackers this time were extraordinary, and nearly paralyzed all the systems of the transport ship. Z immediately ordered the twins to help the transport ship land, that is, throwing a "fishing rod" on the ground, which is a manipulation that uses light waves to remotely net the transport ship. , It's a bit like throwing out a fishing rod and catching the "transport ship" as a fish.At the same time, Z liberated J from the MIB class, and asked Lin Ning, who was receiving Dr. Zelt, to go to the ground landing center together, and bring the material amplifier back to the headquarters safely.

J: "Great."

Z dead fish eyes him.

J: "..."

J shrugged slightly, cheekily followed K and set off.

Lin Ning followed: "J, do you need me to lend you the book "The Art of Speaking?"

J: "...No need."

Lin Ning: "Are you sure? But Z obviously doesn't think so."

J: "But it doesn't seem to work for you."

Lin Ning: "Then have you ever seen Z being indifferent to me?"

J thought about it, it seems that there is not, more often Z is the one who is speechless, but after thinking about it carefully, he thinks that this has little to do with "The Art of Speaking", but has something to do with the level of EQ, so J just Vaguely ambiguously passed this topic.

Soon they arrived at the landing center, transport ship No. [-] landed safely, and the spaceship of the invaders was about to escape, K waved his big hand to let other special police officers in black stop them and shoot them down if necessary.

Lin Ning glanced at it and then withdrew her attention. Now she is more interested in the material amplifier.Before she came here, she had heard Dr. Zelt mention its characteristics. It can be said that the material amplifier can amplify everything, such as food, wealth, weapons, etc. The invaders thought that this feature of the material amplifier took a fancy to it. Those who just invaded the transport ship and tried to steal it, now I just hope they don't succeed.

The special service team stepped forward and opened the transport ship.

Lin Ning walked in first, followed by K and J.I saw an instrument in the cabin, which was spinning and emitting dazzling light.

J stretched out his hand to cover his eyes: "What is this? A lighting lamp?"

Lin Ning frowned: "The material amplifier was originally placed in the titanium air. In its current state, it can only be said that it was opened by the invaders. They originally wanted to steal it, but it was just our sudden 'fishing'. It disrupted their steps, and they had to abandon it to save their lives. By the way, have I told you about the function of the material amplifier?"

J: "What is it?"

Lin Ning: "You can understand it literally."

J looked down at his whole body: "I don't think I've been magnified anywhere."

Lin Ning: "Well—" She stepped forward and turned off the material amplifier, "I have to contact Dr. Zelt."

K's communicator rang, and the black-clad detective over there told him that the raider's spaceship had been shot down. "Rookie, let's go."

J: "Here we come."

Lin Ning looked at the backs of the two of them, and couldn't help squinting her eyes. The next moment, she suddenly felt dark in front of her eyes, but she still stood straight, and just reached out to touch her neck. For a moment just now, she actually grew The scales came out, and she also felt that her head was swollen, but she didn't feel any other discomfort, but she didn't know what kind of effect the material amplifier would have on her.

Anyway, let's go back to the MIB headquarters first.

Lin Ning brought the material amplifier back to the MIB headquarters and handed it over to Dr. Zelt.Dr. Zelt is an alien, he looks very alien, his face is a bit like a frog, with cactus-like "hair" on his head, his whole body is blue, but his smile still reveals a strange kindness the taste of.Anyway, Dr. Zelt is very approachable and knowledgeable, and he has mastered the knowledge of seven galaxies, which is far beyond Lin Ning's comparison, so Lin Ning really welcomes him as Z said.

Dr. Zelt asked, "You mean you three were irradiated? Did you change anything?"

"I do feel the changes in my body, but I still have to verify it." When a material amplifier acts on a living being, it has an amplifying effect, but what is amplified is the intrinsic characteristics of the living being.This is why scales suddenly grew on the back of Lin Ning's neck before, even though she was in a human form in front of her.It's just that the scales disappeared quickly and didn't grow back, which meant that her inner characteristics that were magnified in the end were not that she was a flood dragon.At the same time, she also felt brain swelling. Her calculation speed did increase, but the increase was not obvious. She did not master a foreign language in just a few seconds of conversation, or read all published articles in 5 minutes. The level of medical books, so it is not brainpower that is magnified.In this way, it was related to the blackness in front of her eyes at that time, and Lin Ning did feel that there was an energy that was about to come out, but Lin Ning couldn't say what effect that energy would bring. At the same time, she also had a kind of Not a good feeling.

Hope it's just an illusion.

And when Lin Ning finished the verification and came out feeling a little hopeless, J and K also came back.

J gestured to introduce K: "E, have you noticed K's change?"

Lin Ning: "Yes, I noticed that K has become more angular."

J: "... K has turned into Schwarzenegger K, okay? No, it doesn't seem right to say that, K has turned into Schwarzenegger K Stone (Stone)."

How should I say it? K's body shape is closer to Schwarzenegger's, and his whole body has turned into rocks.The original clothes were all torn, which was a bit unsightly.

Lin Ning looked it over and said, "It seems that when you came back, you came back sideways." After all, K has now turned into a stone man, and his weight must be different from before.

J: "...Is this what you want to say the most?"

Lin Ning blinked: "Then please come to the laboratory?"

J nodded secretly: "That's right. Wait, you haven't asked me what I have become!"

Lin Ning made a gesture of invitation: "Please start your performance."

J: "..." He actually put on a show, and saw that he jumped back and climbed onto the railing on the second floor, with extraordinary flexibility.At this moment, Z came out of his office. He already knew about the material amplifier, and now seeing J's appearance, he said, "It seems that your monkey nature has been magnified, J."

J: "..."

J came down obediently, followed Z to the laboratory, asked Lin Ning to examine them, and at the same time explained to them the working principle of the material amplifier. Only then did J understand why he did not become a rock man like K did, but a monkey man.

no……

"I am magnified in dexterity and hand-eye coordination, K is amplified in his stone-like personality, but E, haven't you also been irradiated? Why don't you look like you have changed at all."

Lin Ning pursed his lips.

J suddenly felt that he had grasped something: "Quickly tell me what it is? Could it be that your saliva can be turned into a nail?"

Lin Ning: "...I hope so."

J: "Worse than this? Then I can't imagine it."

When the two of them had such a conversation, other people in the laboratory looked over, but the White Queen, who already knew what it was, stood by and looked at Lin Ning quietly, as if giving her wordless encouragement.Lin Ning demonstrated it, and saw two black rays shooting out from her eyes. Immediately after, the lab coat placed on the experimental table was surrounded by black rays, moved from the experimental table, and flew towards J. past.

J didn't understand: "Isn't this cool?"

As J spoke, he went to pick up the lab coat, but when Lin Ning withdrew the black ray and let the lab coat fall into J's hands, J had nothing in his hands.

J: "...!!"

J thought for a while and asked, "Did you make it invisible by the way, E?"

"No," Lin Ning denied, "it just disappeared, or it's 'dead'."

J: "What do you mean?"

Lin Ning spread his hands and said, "It means that if I stare at you with a black ray for long enough, you will be stared into death by me." That is to say, the legendary stare is a veritable death ray, It complements the accident physique she once had, especially when it is put together with the former aura of death.

J: "..."

Z asked: "How long will it take?"

J: "Boss!"

Z: "I'm just kidding."

J complained: "But you don't look like you're joking." ' But after thinking about it, he still felt uneasy. He was afraid that he would be treated as a test subject, so he rubbed against K who has become Schwarzenegger K now: "When will this effect disappear? It can definitely be reversed."

Dr. Zelt sighed: "The principle of matter amplification is very complicated, and each creature will be amplified differently after being irradiated." He paused and said: "However, it is very simple to reverse this effect. Just swap the A and B strings."

J: "..."

But K said: "Don't worry, rookie, our new talent may play a new role."

J: "?"

Lin Ning said, "When we found the material amplifier, it was on. The invaders might have also been radiated."

No, not "maybe", but definitely.The twins soon got the latest news that there were three "supermen" making trouble in the city, so MIB decided to come and catch the turtle.They advertised the material amplifier and put it on the "tabloid", which happened to be discovered by the three intruders. After tasting the benefits brought to them by the material amplifier, the three intruders were already addicted, and they naturally They want to get the material amplifier even more, and the appearance of the newspaper advertising the material amplifier is like a pillow they give when they are dozing off. There is no reason for them not to go to the address on the advertisement to snatch the material amplifier back!

So that night, at a certain port warehouse in the advertisement, the assailants, two men and one woman, arrived as promised.It's just that when they opened the door, there were already people waiting for them in the warehouse.

"MIB, you are under arrest."

K turned to J and said, "Rookie, it's up to you."

J aimed the material amplifier adjusted by Dr. Zelt at the three invaders, trying to reverse the amplification given to them.However, before J turned on the switch, the one standing in the middle of the three intruders turned into a red lightning bolt, walked on the floor, and hit J in the next moment, making the material amplifier in J's hand Let go and fall.

Then the female alien among the three intruders spread her wings and flew towards the matter amplifier that fell on the floor: "Look at mine."

Lin Ning asked delicately, "So which one should I stare at?"

Blocking the last of the three, K said, "The principle of the MIB is to capture criminals as alive as possible, E."

"I understand." Lin Ning fired a black ray from his eyes, aimed at the material amplifier, and the material amplifier was mobilized, making the "flying girl" who had grown wings jump into the air. Due to her inertia, the flying girl plunged headlong into a box of stinky salted fish, and was immediately stunned.Seeing the guy with sparks and lightning all the way, he no longer pestered J, but turned to Lin Ning with sparks all the way, but just when he was about to entangle the material amplifier, J took a bucket of water from the side Followed his spark line and splashed up.

It seems that the sparks are conductive, and there is a burst of crackling. The sparks with the lightning man who was originally thin as a lightning, his figure has been stretched and widened, gradually showing a human shape, but it is still the kind with fire lines .This pissed off the dude, who turned to attack J, who dodged a few backflips and dodged his attack.

Lin Ning stared at the material amplifier directly.

Invader: "!!"

All the way the spark raider reacted: "Amplifier!"

Lin Ning: "It's dead, you are in mourning."

All the way, the spark invader snorted coldly: "You still have time to joke around, so we have to compete with someone whose fist is harder."

Lin Ning's tone became more subtle: "Are you sure?"

"I'm very sure!" It was just sparks and lightning all the way, and the next moment he made a gesture to the attacker who was fighting with K, but saw that the attacker's body was divided into five parts, and at the same time, a powerful burst of energy erupted , bringing about an explosion effect, half of the warehouse was blown up.

"K, J!"

Lin Ning didn't intend to release any more water, but the fainted flying girl woke up at some point, dragged K who was stunned by the aftermath and threw it into the sea outside the warehouse.With K's current physique, he can only sink all the way to the bottom when he is thrown down, and even though he is a stone man, he has to breathe, so Lin Ning had to avoid his edge first, and was carried into the car together with J. In the middle, and then watched them push the car into the lake.

Lin Ning: "...they look like villains in comics."

J couldn't help asking: "What?"

Lin Ning replied: "When they can knock down the protagonists with one blow, they always let the protagonists go in a twitch."

J: "...can I ask which role you put yourself in, E?"

Lin Ning took it for granted: "Of course it is the just and benevolent side, otherwise you think the three of them can leave alive."

J said speechlessly: "How long can you stare people to death?"

Lin Ning looked over silently: "J, before I had superpowers, I was still a police detective in black, and I had other weapons and skills."

J: "...Just think about how we can get out."

Lin Ning spread his hands and said, "K will find a way."

J: "..."

Sure enough, K pulled the car door open from the outside, but because of K's current weight, Lin Ning couldn't help but pull him ashore like that, but after she landed first, she continued to shoot death waves from her eyes, knocking K from the bottom of the sea. "Pull" up.

J nervously said: "Wait, aren't you afraid of hurting K like this?"

Lin Ning explained: "I applied the death ray to the surrounding sea water, and did not directly touch K."

J suddenly became confused: "Wow."

K stood firm on the bank, and something subtle happened, a pigeon flew over and landed on his head.

J lowered his head with a smile.

K: "Laugh if you want, rookie."

J: "Hahahaha."

It's just that he found K staring at him right away, and his laughter stopped abruptly.Lin Ning stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "Maybe you still need the book "The Art of Behavior", J."

J: "..."

Fortunately, J's embarrassment quickly disappeared, because Z sent a not-so-good news.The three inflated invaders became even more inflated after they thought they had "sinked" the police detective in black. They made a not-so-difficult decision, which was to rule the earth.The first person they approached was the President of the United States in the White House, and they asked a random passer-by, "Who is your greatest commander?" After the passer-by answered that it was the president, they made their decision.

Not professional at all.

Z ordered: "The three of you rush to the White House as soon as possible, and the MIB detectives in black at the White House will do their best to cooperate with you."

J asked curiously: "MIB has permanent agents in the White House? What kind?"

K: "You'll know when the time comes."

Lin Ning knew about it, she smiled slightly and said, "J, you would never have thought of it."