Succubus just want to cook

Patriarch Pixiu managed to make all the succubus look away from him and turn their attention to his "wife".

"What, the name grass has an owner..."

"The rumors are true, what a pity, I haven't slept with Patriarch Pixiu yet..."

"Can you ask them if they accept open relationships?"

"No, why should Han Bo?"

"..."

The eyes of the succubus covered him, and he turned into Han Bo, who felt like he was sitting on pins and needles. He turned his head with a stiff neck, gritted his teeth and asked the big Pixiu who was neatly huddling beside him: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Didn't you ask me to pull a magic shield to block the limelight?" Jia Pixiu was very innocent.

"I asked you to talk to me, not to spread rumors!" Han Bo was very angry.

But it’s useless for him to get angry again, the seeds of rumors have been planted, and all the demons agree that Paixiu’s patriarch found a succubus wife who can eat very well. Considering that Han Bo’s meal can bankrupt ordinary demons, think about Jia Pixiu degree of miserliness.

There is no doubt that the patriarch Pixiu and the little succubus are true love.

But true love can't stop other demons from holding grudges. Jia Pixiu enjoys the protection of rumors with peace of mind, while Han Bo is watched jealously by thousands of demons, feeling like his back is on fire.

Fortunately, the scene of thousands of devils swearing at each other didn't last long. When the representative of the Moon Demon Clan came to the stage and made a speech to clarify his position, the racial conflict successfully defeated the personal hatred, and immediately attracted the hostile eyes of the succubus past.

The speaker demon sent by the Moon Demon Clan was Yue Zuobi. This false champion who had won the competition for four years by relying on secret operations appeared in such an important place, making people wonder whether he had used any improper means.

But fortunately, this fraudulent brother's ability to talk nonsense is a little better than his ability to eat ice.After making a speech, he eloquently labeled the "love potion" of the succubi tribe as unhealthy and immoral, and at the same time condemned the succubus' monopoly of the love potion business, questioning that they wanted to use the "love potion" export list to threaten all family reputation.

"Let me confirm again, what is the nature of this 'love potion'?" Hearing Yue Zuobi's speech, Han Bo casually asked the system.

[Increase the hormonal attributes of the male devil, and enhance the harmony between the sexes in reproduction]

"Oh, Viagra."

Although Yue Zuobi's way of raising the flag was distasteful, it was indeed effective. Many aliens watching from a distance gradually changed their expressions. Most of them had bought the "love potion" of the succubi. As I said, one day the Succubus will really publish the list of people who buy love potions...

In that scene, there must be millions of dead bodies, bleeding for thousands of miles, and the bodies that fell on the ground were all the faceless corpses of men of different races.

Even many of the moon demons present showed uncomfortable expressions, revealing their incompetence in some aspects without pretending to be self-confident.

However, Patriarch Paixiu obviously does not belong to this category. In the midst of the color-changing monsters, he looked as usual, and even tugged on Han Bo's cuff, begging for praise and saying, "Honey, I haven't bought it."

"You're still addicted..." Seeing the hostile gazes coming again, Han Bo's scalp tingled, and he couldn't help but smile, "No, the prerequisite for buying a love potion is to have a life, and Pixiu Patriarch, you... Excuse me, this year's Guigeng?"

"...It is said to be 520." Jia Pixiu said, "Even age means loving you."

"Oh." Han Bo didn't like him, and said indifferently, "I'm 520 years old and I don't have a life. Don't you feel pitiful when others have sex and you work?"

"..."

After Yue Zuobi finished speaking, he left the stage very proudly, and before sitting back to his seat, he raised his eyes and glared provocatively at the succubus seat opposite.

It doesn't matter if you win the game, you still have to pay back the money with interest in the end.

His eyes were fierce and resentful, and anyone who looked at them would tremble three times, shouting that mad dogs are not leashed in the streets these days.

It's a pity that the little succubus was busy flirting with the cheap husband he just got, so he didn't look at Yue Zuobi at all.

The Protoss law enforcer presided over the transitional process and signaled the Succubus to send representatives to refute.

Han Bo patted Jia Pixiu away in disgust, and stepped onto the podium in full view.

As soon as he came on stage, Han Bo's demeanor underwent a 180-degree change.

He is empty-handed, full of self-confidence, and anyone who looks at him will praise him if he looks at him.

With such an imposing manner, the confidence of the succubus tribe was greatly increased, and the system was worried.

The host's debut must be extraordinary.

Sure enough, this time, Han Bo did not surprise him. He shook his hand, spread out the cheat sheet hidden in his palm, and calmly read the name of the dish.

"Purple berries, Tianshan snow lotus, canyon lovegrass, magic cheese..."

He read word by word, and the audience was confused and incomprehensible.

"Patriarch, does that mean you're hungry?" a succubus asked Mo Shengqi nervously.

"He's reporting the materials used to make the love potion." Mo Shengqi was seeking truth from facts, paused and said quietly, "Of course, it's not ruled out that he's hungry."

"..."

On the stage, Han Bo was still talking, instead of reporting the name of the dish, he began to read the recipe.

"Crush the berries and put them in a pot until the edges are browned, then add snow lotus and lovegrass, cook on low heat until it tastes good, then pour in honey to bring out the aroma..."

He spoke vividly, and there seemed to be a faint sweetness of caramel in the conference hall.

"Hiss." Someone swallowed, and then the sound of drooling came from the seat.

"Promise." Moon Demon Patriarch Yue Yi scowled with a dark face.

Unfortunately, the effect of persuasion is not significant.

"Patriarch, he is really hungry!" The succubus who was watching were anxious.

"Look again, look again." Mo Shengqi said weakly, wiping off his sweat.

Fortunately, Han Bo didn't go all the way to the dark. After reading the prescription, he changed the subject and returned to the subject: "What I am publishing now is the formula of the special product 'love potion' of the succubi. The succubi are so frank. , It just proves that what the representative of the Moon Demon Clan said just now is that the Succubus Clan intends to monopolize the love potion industry, which is nonsense."

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar.

Not to mention that the Moon Demons were astonished by Han Bo's ruin, even the succubi were stunned, wondering what kind of tricks he was playing with this self-exploding secret.

"Patriarch!" The succubus was really in a hurry, "Han Bo is insane, he has released such a secret formula, he is collaborating with the enemy and rebelling against the clan!"

Before Mo Shengqi could speak, he heard Jia Pixiu, who had been quiet for a long time, say, "I knew that the secret formula of the Succubus was leaked, but now I'm honestly announcing it. Instead, it's a good way to take the Moon Demons as an army."

"That's right." Mo Shengqi sighed, and followed Jia Pixiu's words, "My family's secret recipes have been spied on by foreigners for a long time, and foreign people's recipes are spread everywhere... There are many demons and nonsense in them. It is said that the formula needs the blood or skin of the succubus, which has caused many people to suffer, and now that Han Bo discloses the formula, it can be regarded as a clarification, for the sake of the safety of the succubus people."

"But this is a secret recipe after all. Isn't it tantamount to announcing that the succubus race tacitly approves the use of the recipe by other races?"

"Patriarch, please don't worry about this." Jia Pixiu cut into the topic again, "After discussing with Han Bo, I feel that the succubi clan industry has great development prospects, so I hope to cooperate with the succubus clan, but I don't know if you have this will."

The Pixiu family is a wealthy family. If they cooperate with them, the promotion of love potions will naturally reach a new level. Even if a foreign race successfully develops a love potion, it will be difficult to compete with the two races in sales.

Mo Shengqi pondered for a second. Such a win-win plan is obviously a rare opportunity, so he naturally has no reason to refuse.

"Then it will be a pleasant cooperation." He nodded.

On the side, before Han Bo finished his speech, he broke the saying of "love potion monopoly", he changed the subject and further put pressure on the Moon Demons.

"The Succubus have always protected the privacy of their customers, and there has never been a single case of leaking a demon's information. As for threatening everyone with a list, the Succubus have never thought about doing this, let alone taking the initiative to do it... On the contrary, the Moon Demon The succubi tribe, the mind is not right, they can't afford to lose and they don't understand how to win. They have a small stomach and chicken intestines and use the heart of a little devil to judge the belly of a gentleman. I have every reason to suspect that what you covet is not the drug of the succubi, but the list of aliens who buy the drug .As for what you want to do with the list, I don't know, and I don't know."

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of all the demons present had another 180-degree change.

The faces of the Moon Demons turned from cloudy to thundery.Han Bo gracefully took off the hat that had just been put on the succubus's head, and then planted it back on the moon demon's head.

And he planted it with justification and evidence, as if the unlucky hat and the Moon Demon Clan were a match made in heaven, and compared with Yue Zuobi's mad dog's reckless operation, it was immediately superior.

Seeing that the victory and defeat had been decided, the Succubus tribe immediately took advantage of their power and started making noise.

"What, it's actually such a dirty idea."

"Stop calling it Moon Demon, and call it Yin Gui instead."

"Cheating and threatening demons, is this a quality family?"

"I'm announcing for the second time that I won't sleep with the trash of the Moon Demon Clan even if I'm a sister for a lifetime!"

"..."

Amidst the noise, Han Boyin put away his achievements and fame, and calmly walked off the stage.

The protoss law enforcers filled in the vacancy and happily ended this "peace conference".

"After listening to the defenses of the two parties, the Protoss believes that the complaint made by the Moon Demons is a big deal, so they will not deal with the Succubus. I believe that through this reconciliation conference, the conflict between the two demons has been well resolved. The peace of the entire alien race has to be maintained..."

Although his words were tactful and restrained, even demons with ears could understand them. In this conflict, the succubi had the upper hand.

The succubus is not a restrained type. As soon as the judgment of the protoss came out, cheers erupted from their seats.

The excited succubi didn't intend to control their behavior. For a while, they kissed and undressed, and they were so lively.

Although blocked by the health system, Han Bo still judged the promiscuity of the scene from the pile of unsightly mosaics.

Sitting down next to Jia Pixiu, who had money but was trembling, Han Bo hesitated for a moment, then raised his hand mercifully, and covered Jia Pixiu's eyes.

"For Pai Yao who doesn't have an O life, this scene is still too much." He said compassionately.

President Pai Xiu, who has no O life, did not show speechlessness or protest this time, he paused, moved forward lightly, and blinked twice.

When Han Bo moved his hand, he felt Jia Pixiu sweep his eyelashes twice on his palm.

Itchy, like a hamster running past, Gululu's heart trembled slightly.